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DATE: 01 Jun 2021 03:45

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid-Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be in their private quarters in Site-[Redacted]. SCP-XXXX’s private quarters walls are to be coated with a thin layer of Cobalt. In case of reality starting to warp around SCP-XXXX, the four S.R.A. 's are to be activated and allowed to operate until the effects are mitigated. If SCP-XXXX breaches containment, the Object Class is to be upgraded to Keter, lethal force is to be used, only in emergency situations is radiation to be used as SCP-XXXX has an adverse effect on SCP-XXXX, if radiation doesn’t work, then high volt tasers are to be used, these will not stop SCP-XXXX, but merely stun SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX breaches containment of the Euclid Wing of Site-[Redacted], site countdown of the Nuclear Warhead should be started.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid male who appears to be around 15 years of age, has Maroon Red eyes, hair of any color, but prefers mud brown, and tends to wear a white robe and on occasions, black. SCP-XXXX has said that they have been around since the dawn of time. Blood samples have proven this claim. SCP-XXXX is 1.2 meters tall. SCP-XXX, has a pair wings made out of ice, they allow SCP-XXXX to fly up to 10 feet in the air. Despite it being made out of ice, the wings have shown to be resistant to all forms of damage. SCP-XXXX has undergone multiple mechanical augmentations. The right arm (SCP-XXXX-1), left leg (SCP-XXXX-2) and left eye (SCP-XXXX-3) have been replaced with mechanical counterparts. SCP-XXXX is color blind in the right eye.


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DATE: 01 Jun 2021 01:02
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Effected Cliff Face During On-Set of Phenomenon

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Effected Cliff Face After On-Set of Phenomenon

Item #: SCP-5427

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Carried out under the guise of environmental conservation, the cliffs affected by SCP-5427 are to be regularly sprayed with erosion agents via boat and should any change in the effect of SCP-5427 on the cliffs be recorded, these erosion efforts are to be halted to enable observation. Publicly, storms caused by SCP-5427 are to be attributed to unique seabed formations in the Strait of Dover.

Description: SCP-5427 is a phenomenon - which started in 1950 - regarding periodic oddities in localized weather and its effects on a 13km stretch of chalk cliffs off of the coast of Kent, England. During the phenomenon a thick fog - with no apparent cause - will form around the edge of the coastline in the region; at the same time the coastal tide will intensify greatly, producing waves reaching heights of up to 300 meters despite no geological support for such tides. The resulting 'storm' may last anywhere between a few hours and 3 weeks and will deposit vast amounts of pure chalk sediment onto the coastline which will in turn quickly solidify and merge with the existing cliff-face. Due to this the coastline in the region expands at an extremely-high rate of 20-40 meters per month; if the phenomenon is allowed to occur uninterruptedly, only the forward facing/original cliffs will be affected, this produces a narrow land bridge growing directly toward Calais, France.

Addendum:

Annual Archive of SCP-5427 activity and its effects

Observation Report Jan 1 1951: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 26 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1952: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 32 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1953: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 30 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1954: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 24 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1955: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 32 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1956: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 39 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1957: Slight alteration to usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 60 meters.

Notes: Increase of activity, corrosion efforts paused for one week to allow for observation.

Observation Report Jan 1 1958: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 67 meters.

Notes: Activity has stayed at a higher rate than previous years for the last twelve months -adopted as new norm.

Observation Report Jan 1 1959: No alteration to the usual occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 70 meters.

Notes: N/A

Observation Report Jan 1 1960: Major change to occurrence and effects.
Expansion before operation: 0 meters.

Notes: Steady decrease in average activity along the coastline over the last few weeks, major increase in one section of the coastline but with little to no expansion toward sea. Erosion efforts ceased.


Subsequent Reports:

Jan 2 1960 - A small ship has been run-around by cliff expansion under the surface of the water, the hull has been covered in rock.

Jan 3 1960 - Expansion has ceased, fog is rolling in and clearing up daily.

Jan 6 1960 - It has been noticed that the international alphabet flags present on the boat have been changing every time the fog comes and goes, recording of the flags present has begun.

Jan 6 1960 - Lima

Jan 7 1960 - Oscar

Jan 8 1960 - November

Jan 9 1960 - Echo

Jan 10 1960 - Lima

Jan 11 1960 - Yankee

Jan 12 1960 - Sierra

Jan 13 1960 - Tango

Jan 14 1960 - Oscar

Jan 15 1960 - Papa

Jan 16 1960 - India

Jan 17 1960 - Tango

Jan 18 1960 - Papa

Jan 19 1960 - Lima

Jan 20 1960 - Echo

Jan 21 1960 - Alfa

Jan 22 1960 - Sierra

Jan 23 1960 - Echo

Observation Report Jan 24 1960: Major change to occurrence and effects.

Notes: New behaviors have ceased, expansion along the coastline has restarted.

Observation Report Feb 24 1960: No changes to occurrence and effects.

Notes: Coastline has expanded 600 meters across the strait.


Incident Report 5427-1:

Date: Feb 27 1960
Event: Series of massive waves similar to that of the SCP-5427 phenomenon generated off of the coast of Calais, France. Waves directly impacted the cliffs and caused massive deterioration. Cover up operation is ongoing.

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DATE: 31 May 2021 21:52
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An instance of SCP-6CEP in captivity

Item #: SCP-6CEP

Object Class: Euclid Explained Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6CEP is to be contained in a large aquatic containment cell filled with 33 PPM salinity seawater. No recreation, comfort, or nonessential sustenance is to be given to SCP-6CEP under any circumstances. Any SCP-6CEP instances showing perceived resistance or malice towards Foundation staff should be executed immediately.

Description: SCP-6CEP is the species Bathynomus basatanus, a form of giant isopod native to the eastern seaboard of the United States and Canada. SCP-6CEP bears superficial resemblance to non-anomalous species of giant isopod1.

SCP-6CEP's biology deviates from other cephalopods in several key ways. SCP-6CEP possess spinnerettes akin to terrestrial spiders, and use them to secrete a viscous and adhesive fluid. SCP-6CEP use this fluid to build shelters, "as well as to construct sacs of water to aid in on-shore exploration."2. SCP-6CEP also have four large scythe-like forelimbs, similar to mantid terrestrial predators. These forelimbs are used primarily for bursts of locomotion, as well as hunting and defense from predators. Lastly, SCP-6CEP possess almost human-like levels of sapience. SCP-6CEP utilize a symbol-based communication method, consisting of both written pictograms and in-person symbols and pantomime using their forelimbs.

Addendum 1
During construction on a more permanent on-site holding cell for SCP-6CEP, new fossil records were found in the seafloor surrounding SCP-6CEP's habitat. Such records indicated that SCP-6CEP was non-anomalous, and merely an evolutionary relative of traditional aquatic isopods. These findings were considered dubious by head researcher Geraldo Bannock, who ordered further research on the subject.

A pair of divers captured and vivisected an instance of SCP-6CEP to ascertain its biological makeup. DNA samples and physical similarities showed SCP-6CEP was a direct evolution of ancient isopods, and it was deemed nonanomalous and reclassified as SCP-6CEP-EX.

Incident Report
On July 17th, 2020, four swimmers were reported missing at Salisbury Beach, Massachusetts. Following a further search, SCP-6CEP spinnerette threads were located along with tracks leading to a SCP-6CEP constructed cave approximately 700 meters offshore. The swimmers' bodies were found inside, vivisected via SCP-6CEP's forelimbs and killed in a manner suggesting care and possible curiosity. Methods used by SCP-6CEP appear identical to those used by Foundation agents during their initial dissection.

Addendum 2
On May 8th 2021, Geraldo Bannock reclassified SCP-6CEP to Keter, citing previously unseen evidence regarding the evolution of SCP-6CEP. Following this, more stringent containment procedures were enacted, involving frequent cullings and transfer to on-site containment.

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DATE: 31 May 2021 19:25

Special Containment Procedures: Ground access to Site 337 surrounding SCP-6000 is to be prohibited, and the air space above Site 337 is to be classified as restricted airspace. Trespassers are to be turned away under threat of prosecution by the Russian Federation. The 'advisory region' and 'danger region' of SCP-6000 are to be updated regularly3. Site 337 is to comprise an area twice the size of the 'advisory region' and is to be updated in perimeter as needed.

The chamber containing SCP-6000 is not to be accessed by more than one individual under any circumstances. The Primary Research Facility surrounding SCP-6000 (henceforth PRF) is located at the head of the mountain. The PRF is to be staffed with no more than two (2) foundation psychologists, no more than four (4) research scientists, and no more than eight (8) D-class personnel at all times. All research and D-Class staff are to operate in four (4) shifts of six (6) hours with no more than one quarter of the maximum research and D-class staff active at any one time. All inactive site members coming off of shift are to report directly to the mess hall to retrieve their food for the next 24 hours one at a time as directed by the on-site psychologist, and then immediately to their solitary quarters for inactive hours.

All psychologists on site are to begin their eight (8) hour shift two (2) hours before the previous psychologist has left. They will arrive from off-site with the required rations for the current shift and deliver them to the mess hall. A psychological evaluation is to be performed on all staff who will be active during the next shift. If signs of aggression are present, the psychologist is to order the removal of all affected individual(s) from the site and to halt all testing until further notice.

After this brief psychological evaluation, the psychologist must begin observing all experiments performed during the current six (6) hour shift. The psychologist is not allowed to speak to any personnel for the duration of the shift except in the event of signs of uncontrolled heightened aggression between present staff, in which case they are authorized to use any tactics up to and including a provided tranquilizer gun to isolate affected parties. At the end of this shift, the psychologist is to briefly confirm that the psychologist for the next shift has arrived non-verbally, before immediately evacuating the site.

Investigation into the ruins surrounding SCP-6000 is prohibited at this time.

All instances of SCP-6000-1 which are found alive are to be detained immediately for questioning.

Description: SCP-6000 is a cylindrical obelisk measuring approximately ten meters in height, tapering in diameter from the bottom to the top. SCP-6000 is comprised primarily of polished granite from the surrounding mountain range. Within the structure of the granite are several intrusions containing the wood of various tree species endemic to the region. The cells within the wood material are living, despite no obvious source of sustenance. Micro-structural analysis of the cells suggests that at some point during the creation of the obelisk, the cells rapidly flooded in through the base of the obelisk, acting as a viscous liquid.

SCP-6000 is contained within a circular cave approximately ███ meters above sea level in a remote region of the Altai Mountains in Siberia. The inside of the cave is temperate at all times of year, even though there is a horizontal entrance and a natural skylight in the roof of the cave. Within this cave exist several flora and fungi species related to those in the surrounding area, though in some cases significant genetic drift is observed between these samples and their common counterparts.

It is possible for an individual to become 'attuned' to SCP-6000, at which point they begin manifesting the anomalous capacity to alter the shape, function, and structure of living plant matter around them. It is currently unknown how exactly this attunement process is accomplished, though several theories have been proposed. Selected instances of this power becoming manifest are documented in Addendum 2. All individuals who have become attuned to SCP-6000 have been terminated or are currently unaccounted for.

SCP-6000's secondary anomalous effects manifest when there are two or more people in close proximity within a region labeled the 'danger region' which currently spans a circular region of approximately 5 kilometers centered on SCP-6000. When two individuals within the 'danger region' engage in any conversation, verbal or nonverbal, the probability that the conversation will drift towards a topic in which the two people will disagree appears to increase substantially. Upon reaching a disagreement, the two conversants will become fixated on the disagreement, escalating in conversational aggression, until finally both conversants engage in physical violence until one or both parties have collapsed or expired.

The 'danger region' is currently expanding at a rate of approximately █ meters per day. The rate at which the 'danger region' expands appears to increase considerably if conflict is occurring within the 'danger region', and has been observed traveling in excess of ████ meters per day. Research into the conditions which control the expansion of the 'danger region' are considered a top-level priority.

Within the 'danger region' of SCP-6000 exists the abandoned remains of an anomalous civilization which made extensive use of SCP-6000 for various purposes. The remains suggest the civilization used the powers of SCP-6000 for structural, agricultural, and religious ends which were heavily incorporated into daily activities.
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DATE: 31 May 2021 16:04

Объект №: SCP-####

Класс объекта:

Особые условия содержания:

Описание: SCP-#### - это обозначение небольшого прибрежного населенного пункта [название], находящегося на востоке Хабаровской области (выбрано методом тыка), Россия. Численность населения SCP-#### на момент составления документа - 123 жителя.

SCP-#### является эпицентром феномена, затрагивающего всех родившихся и покинувших его граждан. Данный феномен проявляется спустя некоторое время (от 6 месяцев до 8 лет) и в виде слуховых и визуальных галлюцинаций на тему моря во сне и наяву, которые со временем перетекают в тяжелую форму бреда преследования и гидрофобию. Данные симптомы также сопровождаются частыми приступами раскаяния по отношению к SCP-#### и к склонностью к суицидальным намерениям (см. Интервью ####-1)

История обнаружения: 25 июля 20██ система АЦССА4 обнаружила статистическую закономерность среди 23-х бывших граждан SCP-#### в период с 1992 по 2011 года: все отмеченные лица обращались в больницы по своему месту жительству, жалуясь на симптомы, позже отнесенные к аномальному эффекту объекта. Из этих 23-ех граждан 13 человек покончили с собой, 7 находились на принудительном психиатрическом лечении и 3-ое вернулись в SCP-####.
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DATE: 31 May 2021 14:51

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

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DATE: 31 May 2021 14:19
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SCP-21231

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: none

Description: SCP-21231 was found outside of ###### one day and the one who put the box there is completely unknown. the box, once opened, will have whatever the opener was thinking of at the time they opened the box. the box is somehow able to fit things in it that normally would be impossible to fit into a box it's size, such as 2 or 3 XL sized pizza box's. all other information about this anomaly is unknown.

( note: like all of my other creations. unless the creators of the SCP wiki declare it, this will be just an idea )
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DATE: 31 May 2021 14:06

Proofreaders be advised: in the first few parts, SCP-5XXX-A is the name of the human. "Failed hatching" is the name of the instance. I've definitely mixed them up a few times, so if you spot any of them, please tell me

This article features aggressive friendliness to colourblind readers. text in this style is meant to represent "revised text". I'll make a note of it in-world when I can be arsed, which isn't now.

Item #: SCP-5XXX

Object Class: keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Foreshadow the twist in prior experiment/log
Might change the whole "list of D-classes" in experiment logs"
shorten the baseline file slightly. I want it short enough to comfortably fit on 1-1.5 screens


Confrontation

I can't redo footnotes over and over for each itteration of the article. formatting issue
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DATE: 31 May 2021 11:41

Item #: xxxx

Object class: safe (pending:explained)

Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be housed in a standared anomolous items locker in site-38. upon request, scp-xxxx may be removed by any class-x personell. digital coppies of the paper may be acquired through the site 38 contained objects database.

Description:

scp-xxxx is a 16 page stapled paper on the methodology and systems by which the anomalous property of superimposition functions, is created, and how other tertiary anomalous systems exist and react both with each other and with superimposition to create its primary effect. scp has been shown to be immutable to any non positional changes, which in order of discovery are (staining, water damage, physical notation, creasing, unfolding of the staple, tearing, cutting, burning)

obtention:

scp-xxxx was fount in a joint raid on the compound of Stravinsky Shostakovitch or B.I.M.T.-3571b1 along with scp-yyyy
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DATE: 31 May 2021 10:04

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