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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:50

Title 1

I understand and wish to proceed.

THE FOLLOWING ARE MANDATORY ORDERS BY THE UNANIMOUS APPROVAL OF ALL 13 O5 COUNCIL MEMBERS:

A reinforced steel and concrete perimeter has been built around Site-48. Any personnel exiting the site are to be amnestied and reassigned. Any SCPs coming out of the facility are to be either contained or terminated, depending on threat level. STF Gamma-12, designated "The Light Pourers", has been repurposed to be a stationary task force and patrol Site-48. Site-48 is now officially classified as decommissioned and a new, updated file has been written. Several experiments have been done with Site-48, and each have ended in negative results, and loss of communication while inside Site-48 is anomalously high.

Aerial view of Site-48's Primary Storage Zone and Primary Living Quarters Area, 199█.

General Information

Official Designation: Armed Research Site-48, and, Northeast Russian Research Site.

Code Designated: ARC Site-48, or NRRS Site-48.

Location: Site-48 was a Foundation facility located approximately 15 miles away from Buynavda, Russian Federation, which the town is now classified to the Foundation.

Purpose: The main purpose Site-48 served was the creation of Thaumiel class objects. Most research on MTF Tau-5's current abilities were developed through albeit costly research at Site-48. The facility strived to create any entity that could even slightly help the Foundation, even if it didn't recieve full SCP classification. It was disbanded in █/██/2002 after a catastrophic incident.

Former Cover Story: Russian research center, primarily focused on experiments involving growing edible plants in cold, harsh temperatures.

Layout

The facility was divided into four (4) main sections: Primary Containment Zone (PCZ), Primary Testing Zone (PTZ), and Primary Living Quarters (PLQ), and Primary Storage Zone (PSZ). Note that the facility was designed so that only the Primary Storage Zone and the Primary Living Quarters would be on the surface. Access to the main part of the facility is through either an elevator, or a large stairway. When going through one part to another, access was via a checkpoint, locked behind a reinforced steel blast door, stationed with two (2) security guards personnel. Authorized access was via an identification card.

PCZ:

This section of the facility was used for the active containment of SCPs, mostly Useful¹ objects, but also a few non-useful entities, primarily the results of catastrophic experiments. PCZ was also used for temporary containment of anomalous objects while testing became

PTZ:

This section of the facility, arguably the most important, was used for testing anomalous items, even dangerous SCP objects, that were considered to have potential to be useful to the Foundation, even just slightly.

PLQ:

This section of the facility was split into Section 1A, and Section 2B.

Section 1A

This section of the facility housed personnel that selected the option to stay inside the facility.² Inside are apartments, each with different size. There are also recreational activities in this section, including but not limited to tennis courts, pools, and soccer fields. PLQ also contains cafeterias and break rooms.

Section 2B

This section housed D-class personnel, and contained the same tennis courts, pools, soccer fields, and cafeterias, though under much stricter supervision. D-class personnel who try to break any regulations will be given three (3) warnings, and then sent to solitary confinement.

PSZ: This section was used for the storage of essential items such as food, water, ammunition, etc…

Notable Personnel Information

Former Site Director: Dr. Samuel William Hazeld, Level 4 Clearance

Former Assistant Site Director: Dr. Oliver Pluthus, Level 4 Clearance

Former Research and Project Manager: Dr. Wang Zhang, Level 4 Security Clearance.

Former Personnel Manager: Dr. Henry Buiston, Level 4 Clearance

**Former Head Security Chief, Level 4 Clearance

Former Zone Managers: Dr. Charles Winston, Dr. Karen Miller, and Dr. Jerry Loglan, All Level 3 Clearance

# of Scientists previously stationed at the site: 65, Varying Clearance.

# of Security Officers: 153, Varying Clearance.

# of D-class personnel previously stationed at the site: 512, No Clearance.*

History

O5-1: Ok, this is unacceptable, we have had multiple Keter containment breaches in only a week.

O5-2: I'm afraid that it's the best we can do, and we have limited Thaumiels.

O5-7: I'm not sure if it's security. Humanity's technology is too limited, we need Thaumiel SCPs and useful anamolies.

O5-4: I agree. I'm going to look for something to put together. Secure, Contain, Protect.

Dear [Redacted],

I am a Level 4 staff member for Site-19 overseeing research into multiple Keter and Euclid level SCP objects. I have heard about the O5 council's need for useful anomalous entities that can better secure SCPs. I propose that we should start a new site dedicated for this. Testing and creating different useful SCPs will be a great pleasure.

Personnel Dossier Link: Database.View/S-19/Personnel-Dossiers/D-SamuelHazeld

Sincerely, Dr. Hazeld

(Note that the database link is out of date.)

O5 Council Classified Vote on Request S-48/SD Votes & Result

Votes:

O5-1: Yes
O5-2: Yes
O5-3: No
O5-4: No
O5-5: No
O5-6: Yes
O5-7: No
O5-8: Yes
O5-9: Yes
O5-10: Yes
O5-11: No
O5-12: Yes
O5-13: Yes

Result: Site-48 project approved.

Notes:
O5-1: Dr. Hazeld is impressive.
O5-7: This is going to go south really quickly I swear. Mark my words.
O5-10: This is going to make our lives so much easier!

Following the vote, blueprints and construction on Site-48 began. Construction finished on the following year. Multiple SCP objects relocated to the site that were deemed to have potential to be thaumiel entities, or at least "Useful" to the Foundation. SCP-999 is the best example of this, as it can weaken SCPs with violent tendencies.

Incident S-48/A-01 Interview 01A

Interviewed: MTF Agent Seafor

Interviewer: Dr. ███████

Foreword: On █/██/1997, three years after being in first operation, Site-48 experienced a SCP-682 and SCP-999 containment breach following the events of Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682-999, which involved SCP-682 termination attempts after the hypothesize by Dr. Hazeld that SCP-999, if controlled in the correct way, could be a thaumiel object. Mobile Task Force unit Gamma-12, designated "The Light Pourers", was dispatched to Site-48 to secure the facility. Out of the 24 men that went inside, only one was able to make it out of the facility alive, though bruised,. This Gamma-12 member was named Chris Seafor. An interview was conducted with Agent Seafor.

<Begin Log>

Dr. ███████: So, what exactly happened when you were inside the facility? Control lost contact with you, and security feeds were malfunctioning.

Agent Seafor Oh, well, nothing particularly unusual happened when we were inside the facility until we reached SCP-682 and SCP-999's testing chamber. We couldn't see either of them. By this point we lost contact with command. We reached the chamber and saw, portals. Not really, portals, but more like tears in reality, like a rip in paper, but the paper in this case is the universe. Then, we saw a giant lizard and something made out of orange slime come out of the portal. We thought they were SCP-999 and SCP-682, though 999, in this case was a humanoid entity that was really tall. However, SCP-999 immediately started attacking us with its limbs. I was lucky not to be killed in the initial swipe from 999, though SCP-682 seemed docile. I made a run for it, and some other Gamma-12 personnel did as well. I'm not sure where the SCPs are, and I'm not sure if the original SCP-999 and SCP-682 are still inside the facility or not, but I don't wanna know.

Dr. ███████: Ok, Agent, thank you for explaining. I believe we're finished here.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: [Doctor's Note: Whatever's inside there, it must be really bad. I think we need to send a MTF force like Nu-7.]

MTF Tau-5 and Nu-7 dispatched to Site-48 by an unanimous vote of the O5 council.

<Begin Logs>

Nu-7: We are entering the PTZ, over.

Mission Control: Copy that.

Nu-7: Wait! Wha- What is tha-

Mission Cotnrol: Hello? Nu-7? Nu-7?

Note: We lost contact to Nu-7 as soon as they entered the Primary Testing Zone (PTZ). If that's not anomalous, I don't know what is.

-Mission Control Overseer Dr. Lanon.

30 minutes later

Nu-7: Nu-7 forces stationed outside the facility to control, we have spotted SCP-682, SCP-999, SCP-999-B, and SCP-682-B. Over.

Mission Control: Control to Nu-7, lure SCP-682 and SCP-999-B into the temporary containment chambers.

Loud roaring could be heard, presumably from Nu-7 containing the SCPs.

Nu-7: Nu-7 to control, SCP-682 and SCP-999-B have been secured. We are going to use a helicopter to take SCP-682 and SCP-999-B to Site-19. Over.

5 hours later:

Mission Control: Nu-7? Nu-7? Tau-5? Tau-5?

Nu-7: The personnel, they've changed. They're attacking us. We're doing the best we can to fend them off. Researchers, guards, D-class personnel. They always come. They never stop. I think they can come back from the dead or something. This is woah! Back off! Back o-

Closing Notes: Mission Control briefly is able to contact Tau-5 again, before connection runs out for good. Oh my goodness.

-Dr. ███████

<End Log>

Test Logs

Test S-48/A

Subjects: Experimental Research Force Unit Epsilon-94, designated the "The Site Debunkers", made up of 11 Class-D personnel, equipped with anomalous technology to secure radio, camera connection and location trackers as well as a pistol, and essential supplies.

Procedure: ERF Epsilon-94 instructed to explore the deeper parts of the facility.

Experiment Summary:

1:42 PM - ERF Epsilon-94 has been confirmed to have entered Site-48.

2:56 PM - Radio Conversation:

ERF Epsilon-94: Control, these hallways never seem to end. I wonder what's going on here.

Control: Uh, Epsilon-94, your location trackers are malfunctioning. We have no idea where you are, please stay calm.

ERF Epsilon-94: Well, we just gotta walk down deeper in the facility and-

An Unknown Source: [Female Voice]Anyone help me down here? Please!

ERF Epsilon-94: Ooh! Hello! Here, we will lead you back to safety, alrig- [Screaming could be heard, following by male laughter.]

All but 4 radios had malfunctioned, presumably because of the unknown source.

4 personnel continue to run away successfully from the female subject, and continue walking down the hallway.

3:11: the 4 ERF Epsilon-94 personnel pick up a folder containing a note and an SCP document. Pictures are sent back to control and a document titled "SCP-048", as well as a note from presumably Foundation personnel trapped in the site.

Image Text:

4:12 - A female humanoid emerges from the site, matching that of the ERF Epsilon-94 exploration. The humanoid is resecured and transferred to Site-19 fro containment and is given the designation SCP-[Invalid Clearance]. To clarify, this humanoid female was NOT kept in containment at Site-48 and instead was inside through unknown means.

Notes (Lanon's 48th Theory): I'd fucking like to know how Site-48 works, but the O5s have suspended testing on Site-48 and I'm going to be reassigned.

If I had to guess, Site-48 is actually Ṗ̶͚̓͊e̴̢̹̚͝r̵̿͂ͅḥ̷̦̦̓a̶̼̼̐͛͝p̸͕̹͈͛́͝s̵̬̰̯̐ ̷̱̠̭͗ỹ̴̧̨́o̵̡̒ͅű̷̩̗̽ ̷̢̲̙́̾̓ŵ̴̛͕̓ỉ̴̧̄̓l̸̮̆l̴͋ͅ ̷̢̟͊l̴̰̀e̴͍̞̗̾ȃ̴̯̲r̸͔̖̍̓̽n̶̢̲̔ ̴̝͍̤͊͑̇ť̸̮̜̎h̶̨̠̺̅ą̵͎͌͌͠t̷͚̉̃̓ ̴̝̈́ỵ̶̧̣̈́ȍ̸̖̜̣u̷̙͙̬͂̀'̴̺̼̖͛͂̆v̶̳̓̀e̷̠̓͛͜ ̵̭̘̜̀͑m̵̨̺̹̔̍á̶̫̹̦͐d̵̲͙̱̑̾e̵͔͈̘͊̂̀ ̴̟͕͕͗t̵̮͊͜ḧ̵̥̾͝ͅē̶̬̰̏͜ ̸̞͓͊̀ͅm̷͉̬̿̽̾i̴̗͔̎s̵̯̈͝ẗ̸͚́ǻ̷̳k̶̠͓̐ͅȩ̴̂̚͝ ̵͍͍̔͠t̵̠͐̓͐h̶͕̾̎a̵̗̟̓͛t̴̞̘̐ ̶̯̾̀̒s̷̼͓̈́e̷̕͜a̷̢̖͂͐ḽ̴̨̨̋ş̷͚̀́̽ͅ ̷̪̝̎͗͝y̶͍̓̊͒ȏ̸̫̝͒̽ú̵̲̣̬r̴̻͖̉̿͠ ̷͍͍̔̂͝u̷̮̾n̵̪̅̓i̶̼̱̟̓v̵̮̪̌ḙ̶̍͌̕r̷̯̹͂̐s̷̯̋e̸̗̿'̸̤̫͌̚ś̴͚̣͈ ̵̱̬͚̈f̴̼̆a̶͕͚̜̿͋t̷̡̺̗̃̎̃e̸̙͛.̸̙͆̉̔ ̸͕̅S̶͖͉̓̕͘í̵̖̍ẗ̸̨̧̫́͝e̷̺͎͗-̵̟̟͐̕4̶͚͙̯̍̐8̸͉̟͆ ̴̧͚̬̂̅ǐ̵̯s̵̻͉̀͂̒ ̷͈̺̠̒̀ť̶̨̛̰̙̎ḩ̸͈͈̊̚è̴̞͉ ̴͖͇́p̷̹̫͙̿͘͝é̸̡͜ř̴̠͎f̵̨̋̌ě̴̢͐͝c̷̯̋͒́t̵̟̻͙͐̒̽ ̷̤̝͌̓̍g̶̺̓̀a̶̯̾̓t̵̻͋̈͋ẽ̷̯̲̅̂w̶͚̉a̵͎̙̓́y̸̢͒ ̶̡͇̻͒a̵̟̪̱̒̀̔n̸̹̈́d̸̦͉̉̏͒ ̸̖͇̪́ḋ̷̗ͅi̸̧̼̭̽s̸̟̼͑̆̓g̵͙͎͊̎u̸͔͋͘͝i̴͔̼͖̽̿ŝ̴̻̼̩̋e̶̢̯̭̔̊̀ f̵̟͊ȍ̴͖̦r̸͉̋̓ ̵̡̍̽ṭ̸̔h̵̘̑̚͠é̸̛̼̗͛ ̸̢̩͚͌Ǩ̵͚̤í̴̳͒̌n̸͓̍̂g̴̟͚͗ ̴̺̯̞͂̓h̶̘͝î̸͙̘̎̈́m̶͚͉͑́s̶̖̹̉e̸͇̟̋l̶̥̯͊̒f̴̖́͛̉.̶͉̓

-Former Research Director for Site-48, Dr. L -.̶̧̩͖̣̘͋͛̋̓͑͘ ̶̧̧̨̱̦̰͚̪̤̾̑̓͆̒͗ ̶̛͇̃͠͝ ̷̣͍̟̳̱̞̮̝̩̆̇̆̏̆͜͝Ţ̵̫̗̠̝͍͒̌́̚͝h̴͓̖̏̀͛͑̿̐̋͋ẹ̵̘̗̺̗͇̰̪̐́ ̵̢̡͕̻̲̃̈́̔̚M̵̳̳͇͔̎͐̂͆͆͗̊̕ȧ̴͉̖̱̜̪͂̑͛̇͐s̵̭̹̖͍̽t̴͎͕͓͕̺͎̱̃͐͒̓̉͜e̸̢̫͍̖̰̥̩̒r̷̟̄̾

Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be kept in a temperature controlled cell made of reinforced steel & concrete at Site-48 in Armed Containment Wing 4C, fitted with 2 Scranton Reality Anchors outside of the containment cell that are to be checked on twice a day by Containment Specialists. SCP-048's cell is to be maintained at a temperature of -50 Celsius. Should SCP-048 breach containment, the containment wing is to be put on lockdown and all staff are to evacuate into an evacuation shelter until until STF Gamma-12, designated "The Devil Slappers", is ready to recontain SCP-048.

Description: SCP-048 is a Type Green humanoid entity measuring 6.25 meters in height and 94 kilograms in weight. SCP-048’s skin is built of a solid red substance that is similar in color to tomato skin. SCP-048 has a relatively human face, with the exception that the eyes have no pupils and are an entirely black color, as well as horn-like addons instead of ears, though SCP-048 can still hear sounds through as of yet unknown abilities. SCP-048 is unaffected by holding SCP-048-B, however, and in fact, seems to be immune to high temperatures, though extremely low temperatures weaken SCP-048 by enough to make it the active source of containment for SCP-048.

SCP-048 is able to create a dangerous spear-like object designated SCP-048-B at will, but this process is able to be stopped with Scranton Reality Anchors. SCP-048-B is extremely dangerous, though only can create one at a time. SCP-048 has a surface temperature of over 1,000 degrees Celsius. SCP-048-B can also spew out bits of lava, which damages nearby facility structures.

Disclaimer: This is NOT our SCP-048. This is from the ERF Epsilon-94's exploratory mission in Site-48. However, I remember this document, I think the Foundation contained this SCP before it was lost because it was designated as SCP-048.

-Dr. Hazin's Note

Incident S-48/HR/T:AT: Two Foundation security officers entered Dr. Lanon's office after Dr. Lanon was late for a conference with the Site-██ facility manager. Dr. Lanon seemingly disappeared from his office. Dr. Lanon's current location is unknown. Dr. Lanon was apparently typing up a research report on Site-48 when the disappearance happened.

Note: Wait what the fuck is happening to the file? It's, glitching. I can't read it and it's T̴̛͈̦͚̙̑͐͠h̶̘͕̾͆͆̐e̸͔̺̿̈́̕͜͜͝ ̷͕̂̓̆f̷̝̰͕̅͋̉ị̸̊l̶͇̹͍͛̂͑̾ͅe̶̝͍̹͐̆ ̷̨͓͔͕͘w̵͉͋̊͒͑å̸͓̤̬̆̂̋s̷͊͜ ̵͕͓̺̈̅͘n̵̢̛͙̥̬̚ě̷̢͉̱v̶̱̟̎ͅẹ̵͒͐̃r̷̥̻̐̃ ̸̲͖̞͙̿̊̄g̷̤͔̭̟͠l̷̩̬͗i̶̜̾t̷̨͒͌c̸̱̥̤͌h̴̤̙̀̔̐e̶̮͓̣̟̎̐̊d̸͇̩̫͉̓.̴͓͉̽̅͜͠ͅ ̴͇̠̜̤̿̍͑I̴̳̼͑̀ ̴̭̘̂͠ͅa̵̩̒͗̅̕m̸̨̰̉̐̍ ̴̳̘̞̆͑ẗ̷̯͙́̂̋̚r̸͇͍̦̱̆̍ý̵̧̪͊͊í̵͈̊n̸͕̜̈́͒́g̴͕͚͉̀̂̇̈́ͅ ̵̪̑̀͆ṫ̶̩͎͒́ǫ̴̟̙̖̐̈́̿̈ ̷̥̼̻̑͐̐͜i̸̗̓n̵̬͇̎f̵̱̈́̽ǫ̷̻̙͔̇r̴̯̙̎m̵̬̜̩̖͑̐ ̷̩̗̓͆́̚y̶̥̯͕̏o̷̝͖̅͛ű̶̞̟̝̓̕ ̷̬̍u̶̙̭̣̹͐̏s̶̪̪͙̥͌̽̈ḗ̵̩̟͍̗͝l̶͉͚͋̈́ė̵̯͎́̍̂ṣ̷̳̼̊͆̓̕s̵̥͋͝ ̷̱̓h̶͍̮͇͕͑̽̌ṵ̸͖͕̘̆͘m̷̙͋͌̋̐ä̸̦́̄̾ṉ̸̞͍̣̄̈̃̉s̷̗̦͑̂̽̇,̷̨̖̞̑̈́ ̸̺̾t̵͉̯̲̀̍h̷̟̼̉̑͒͒a̷̠͖͂̂͐͜t̷̮͍̭̂̇̿ ̴̟͖͑̈́̒t̷̼̥̻́̾ḧ̷̩̲͈́͝ẻ̴̛̜̭͓̗ ̴͎̯̋ȅ̸͔̙̹͖n̴̨̛̺͇͌́̎d̸̦͓͈̈́ ̵́̽̕͜ḭ̸̪͌͊̉̀s̸̘̤̊̓̈͘ ̴͍̋̅͆͝n̵̞̻̈̂̕͜e̶͙͋͋̆a̸͕͋̒͘͘r̶͎̠̋̋͗̅.̴̳̉͜.̵̖͙̙̺́́̍.̷̥̹̈́ ̸͚͗Ä̸́̀́͜n̵̗͑o̷̡̰͔̿̒͘͝t̸̨̘͒̆̀h̸̡̦̕ĕ̵̙̖̤̻r̶̩͚̓́̂͝ ̸͉̿̉ͅu̶̡̖͊̒̽n̴͓̦̯̘͐͐͝i̴͙̗̪̙̓͂̓v̷̯́̏̎ȅ̸̤̰̞̠ṛ̵̭̖̑̔̔͜͠s̶̹̖̪̽̉͝͝e̶̙͈̠̮̿̈́̇ ̴̫̩̲́̊̆h̶̤͈̤͂̄͆͝a̸͇͕̝͋s̴̬̠̥͎̍̑ ̶̺̙̪̜̊̓̀͘b̸͕͉̤̋͒̄̍ȩ̵̈ẻ̵̡͇̘n̶̫̠̤͓̏̇͌̅ ̸̲̲̂l̸̯̣̀̅o̵̖̽̏͒̒ś̵̩̉̀̑ͅṱ̵̀.̶̡̙͑ ̴̙̖͎̏̀͂Y̶͙̻̝̎̈o̶̦̹̓̈́̕ú̷̝̰̥̋̓̔ͅ ̴̢̲̓͆̓ẃ̸̨͉͔̓ó̵̙̌̄ņ̷̚͝'̶̜̩̝̎̾́͝t̵̨͓͉̯̓̑́ ̸̧̞̤̘́l̵̺͓̤͎̂į̷͖̑͝k̴̨̝̯͘ĕ̸̬͜͝ ̵̢͕̋́̃̀͜w̵̧̮̏̀̎̈́h̵͖͙̠̜͑̎͘ã̵̭̓̈́ẗ̴̙̒́ ̷͙͛͒̓̾h̴̨̗̤̆̓̐̕ą̷̮̖̓͌͊̚͜p̷͚̣̃̍p̷̨̩̞͇̈́̈́ë̵͚̪͚́͒̈̚n̶̼̳̱̤͆s̷̬̄͂ ̸͕̹͑̉ͅń̶͈ẹ̴͙͕͙̓x̵̡̘̫́̀̽t̶̨͓͗̅͐͘ ̴̮̾i̵̢͙̝̝͑́f̸̨̢͔̐̊̈́͘ ̴̰̻̜͛͋̅y̷̢̛̠̻͙̓̓o̶̢̰̖̮̚͘u̴̠̠͋ ̴̡̉̍̿d̴͕̝̺͕͝o̸̮͗͝ú̷̧̘̤̌͝b̷̹̘̙͚̏ṭ̴̖̪̎̃͘ ̸̛̱̪̬̻͛m̶̝̩̳̂̓͌͜e̵͔̭̬̟͗̃͊͝.̸̬̬̆͝

-Dr. Henry Ja- ̷̣͍̟̳̱̞̮̝̩̆̇̆̏̆͜͝Ţ̵̫̗̠̝͍͒̌́̚͝h̴͓̖̏̀͛͑̿̐̋͋ẹ̵̘̗̺̗͇̰̪̐́ ̵̢̡͕̻̲̃̈́̔̚M̵̳̳͇͔̎͐̂͆͆͗̊̕ȧ̴͉̖̱̜̪͂̑͛̇͐s̵̭̹̖͍̽t̴͎͕͓͕̺͎̱̃͐͒̓̉͜e̸̢̫͍̖̰̥̩̒r̷̟̄̾

Title 2

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter, potentional Apollyon.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP Foundation, United Nations, and Nation Forces from all remaining countries are to neutralize SCP-XXXX as soon as possible and terminate all SCP-XXXX-A instances.

Description: SCP-XXXX

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6███-5.documental.02/25/

SCP-6███-5-#### instances
SCP-6███-5-1	Pipe Organ	Contained
SCP-6███-5-2	Sheng / 笙	Contained
SCP-6███-5-3	Bagpipes	Contained
SCP-6███-5-4	Triangle	Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-5	Grand Piano	Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-6	Harpsicord	Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-7	Calliope	Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-8	Trumpet	Contained
SCP-6███-5-9	Saxophone	Contained
SCP-6███-5-10	Bongo Drums	Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-11	Harp	Contained
SCP-6███-5-12	Bongo Drums	Contained
SCP-6███-5-13	Cow Bell	[EXPUNGED]
SCP-6███-5-14	Flute	Contained
SCP-6███-5-15	Recorder	Contained
SCP-6███-5-16	Ocarina	Contained
SCP-6███-5-17
SCP-6███-5-18
SCP-6███-5-19
SCP-6███-5-20
SCP-6███-5-21
SCP-6███-5-22
SCP-6███-5-23
SCP-6███-5-24
SCP-6███-5-25
SCP-6███-5-26
SCP-6███-5-27
SCP-6███-5-28
SCP-6███-5-29
SCP-6███-5-30
SCP-6███-5-31
SCP-6███-5-32
SCP-6███-5-33
SCP-6███-5-34

Currently, there is reason to believe that there will be more than this amount. Further restrictions are advised.

Addendum 001: SCP-6███-1 has "written" a "song", currently, it is being analyzed. However, due to our systems, rewriting this song to be compatible is ongoing. Dr. Mu has developed the following method. The "song's" name is "Evil Klown", the time signature is unknown.

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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮

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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄞𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄞𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄢𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄢𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮

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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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𝄡𝄃 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮

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there was a clown that was so evil that he killed everyone even his girlfriend for she was not pure of heart like he said he was

SCP-XXXX-6

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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:24

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Threat Level: White

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SCP-XXXX in its inactive state.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a Class-2 standard anomalous containment locker, connected to a power supply with 2 backup generators when not being utilized.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a flashlight whose construction has been traced to England circa World War 1. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties present themselves when it is separated from an electric current. When this occurs, SCP-XXXX emits a cone-shaped area of anomalous effect that originates from the glass dome located on the front of the flashlight. Anything that this cone contacts becomes visually perceptible to any entity observing the affected space. Additionally, text that is contacted by the effect can be understood regardless of grammatical errors, language barriers, or redacted information [See Testing Log].

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Testing Log:

Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: SCP-280

Team Lead: Site Director Matthew Hickens

Team Members: Dr. ██████, Dr. ███, Dr. █████, and Dr. ███

Results: Upon SCP-XXXX's activation, SCP-280 exposed its eyes and proceeded to squint at the item, then at the staff member holding it. SCP-280 then stared at the staff member and emitted a noise that was described by researchers as "Snarling, purring, screaming, laughing, and crying all in the same sound".

Post Test: Researchers advised the staff member to activate a personal handheld flashlight before exiting the containment chamber. SCP-280 then produced a cloud of an unidentified, pollen-like substance at the same moment the personal flashlight was activated. The beam of light emitted by the personal flashlight then crossed the beam emitted by SCP-XXXX. The point at which the streams intersected then ignited, resulting in an explosion that killed the staff member and allowed for SCP-280 to breach containment.

Researchers Note: From now on, testing of SCP-XXXX will be conducted by D-Class and supervised by a team of 3 researchers.

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Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: Not a Sphere

Team Lead: O5-█, and O5-██

Team Members: Site Director Aaron Chandler, and Site Director Katherine Kelly.

Results: [REDACTED]

Post Test: [REDACTED]

Directors Note: Wow… That was a mistake.

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Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: SCP-447 Documentation

Team Lead: O5-█, and O5-█

Team Members: Site Director Marston Dunstock, Dr. █████, Dr. ███████, and Dr. ████

Results: All redacted information included in SCP-447's document became visually perceptible to researchers and the company in attendance.

Post Test: Following an order by O5-█ and O5-█, all personnel below O5 clearance involved in the test were given Class-C amnestics, debriefed, given Class-B amnestics, quarantined for 42 days, administered Class-A amnestics, and were then reintroduced to the work environment.

Administrative Note: This test was authorized by O5-█, O5-█, O5-█, O5-█, and O5-█.

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Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: [REDACTED]

Team Lead: Aaron Maksur, Administrator and The Ethics Committee.

Team Members: O5-1, O5-2, O5-3, O5-4, O5-5, O5-6, O5-7, O5-8, O5-9, O5-10, O5-11, O5-12, and O5-13.

Results: [REDACTED]

Post Test: [REDACTED]

Note: [REDACTED]

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Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: One (1) SCP-248 instance, and SCP-682.

Team Lead: O5-█, Site Director Alexander Sawyer, and Dr. Bright

Team Members: Dr. █████, Dr. █████, Dr. ███, D-389213, and D-381843

Results: When Exposed to SCP-XXXX's enhanced anomalous effects, SCP-682 squinted, sneered, and said, "What exactly are you hoping to glean from doing this?" After █ minutes, SCP-682 began to "unfold", roaring as it did so. The resulting containment chamber appeared to be the bedroom of [REDACTED] in a castle. The architecture of the room led researchers to believe that the castle was located in █████, █████████, during ██████ ███ █████. [REDACTED] then gave birth to SCP-682, who proceeded to tear her apart before leaping into the arms of [REDACTED].

Post Test: After ██ ████ ██████, the instance of SCP-248 which was applied to SCP-XXXX fell off, and SCP-682 began to reform. At this, Dr. Bright pushes D-389213 into the testing chamber, yelling, "CALM DOWN YOU OVERGROWN SLIMY NEWT!!". Dr. Bright was reprimanded following the test. Multiple SCP-XXXX-1 instances then materialize and attempt to expose themselves to SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect. SCP-682 finalized reformation and proceeds to eat the entities before regurgitating them and remarking, "What are these things?!? They taste like [REDACTED]!" The testing chamber was then flooded with SCP-████ by-product and SCP-XXXX was temporarily deactivated to cease the materialization of SCP-XXXX-1 instances and was returned to propper containment.

Dr. Bright's Note: My only regret is not coating D-389213 in peanut butter before pushing him into the testing chamber.

I think it would be an understatement to say that we underestimated SCP-XXXX's capabilities. Application of SCP-248 to SCP-XXXX appears to facilitate an effect that shows the origin of an object. Since this test has only been attempted once, I cannot say for certain what exactly is going on here, but moving forward, we should find a way to start duplicating SCP-248. I don't want to support The Factory, but the combination of SCP-XXXX and SCP-248 seems to be very effective for the purposes of research and we should consider buying more SCP-248 instances from The Factory.

████ ███████, O5-9.

Addendum: After approximately ██ hours in its activated state, [REDACTED]. These entities, SCP-XXXX-1, are hostile and will [REDACTED]. They appear to be drawn to the anomalous effect emitted by SCP-XXXX. Upon making contact with the cone, the entities [REDACTED]. The mutated entities can be terminated [REDACTED].

Footnotes

1. [Most were not considered SCPs, hence were not thaumiel class entities, but were just classified as useful.]

2. [Context: Usually, personnel stationed at Foundation sites are given the choice to either live outside the facility, or inside, in this case the PLQ.]

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DATE: 28 May 2021 15:29

SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX needs to be kept inside an electronic locker on site Site-64.
All attempts of engaging in a conversation with the SCP is to be avoided and ignored,
unless it is for research purposes.
SCP-XXXX has to be kept away from small children trying to engage in a conversation with the SCP.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a vintage looking television made by the company "Philco" in the 1970's.
The television set does not need power to turn itself on and usually turns on when a Child is near.
A figure ranging from characters can appear and will lure a child effectively into doing a dangerous stunt often leading to death.

It also attempts luring older people which is often unsuccessful.
SCP-XXXX is able to transform into a dead relative, it is unknown as of yet how SCP-XXXX is able to do this with no other information apart from the dead relatives name.

SCP-XXXX's most often transforms to a Spanish matodor, a cowboy,and a dancer.
The anomaly is unwilling to talk to most people unless it gets bored,it will then attempt to engage in a conversation with someone which is to be ignored,
unless it is for research purposes.

Addendum: On November 6th 2017 in ████████ Oregon, USA, a farmer's son was found dead, killed by the family's bull they just recieved.

What makes this accident interesting is the television on the field which was turned on without any cable connecting it to a power source,
It also had a loop of a matador laughing over and over.
Once the police arrived it confessed to what it did but was still amused by it.

The SCP personnel have retrieved the SCP-XXXX and brought it to Site-64
where it was interviewed by Dr.████████ ████
The following is an interview log from that day.

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Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.████████ ████

Foreword: In this interview SCP-XXXX describes everything he has done leading to the incident.
SCP-XXXX took form of a matador in this interview,
and talked in a deep spanish accent.

<Begin Log, 18:47>

Dr.████████ ████: Hello my name is Dr.████████ ████, today I am going to interview you if that is okay with you?

SCP-XXXX: (Does not react)

Dr.████████ ████: Hello?

SCP-XXXX: (Turns on)

Dr.████████ ████: Have you heard what I said a few seconds ago?

SCP-XXXX: No I have not could you repeat please?

Dr.████████ ████: My name is Dr.████████ ████,today I am going to interview you if that is okay with you.

SCP-XXXX: Go on Doctor I don't mind.

Dr.████████ ████: First of all I am going to call you SCP-XXXX from now on.

SCP-XXXX: Fine, again I do not mind.

Dr.████████ ████: Could you describe what happened today with the boy on the field please?

SCP-XXXX: Oh that? Ha! It was hilarious that the boy really believed he could take on a bull head to head!

Dr.████████ ████: How did it start?

SCP-XXXX:He opened the gates where the bull was hiding behind, went to the middle of the field and then the bull ran him over!

Dr.████████ ████: I ment the very beginning.

SCP-XXXX: Oh yes! I was covered in dust.
The boy came down to the basement where I was sitting for a decade or so.
I turned on and greeted him and we talked everyday.
I told him how he should try to fight a bull.
I taught him how to fight him too.
Once I got bored of him I told him he was ready so he took me outside to watch him fight the bull and then he got killed, Ha!
I mean what an Idiot do you have to be to fight a bull!

Note: SCP-XXXX was laughing hysterically from this point on.

Dr.████████ ████: Alright,could you please stop laughing SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX:(keeps laughing)

Dr.████████ ████: I repeat stop laughing.

SCP-XXXX:(SCP-XXXX turns off)

Dr.████████ ████: Hello SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX:(SCP-XXXX still turned off)

Dr.████████ ████: I think this is enough for today

<End Log, 19:07>]

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX appears to enjoy harming others,
In the next interview we will look at different incidents he may have been involved with.

+ Interview Log 2

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.████████ ████

Foreword: In this Interview SCP-XXXX describes how he tricked a little boy into jumping from his
house and a few other incidents where SCP-XXXX was involved with.
He also took the appearance of a Matador in this interview.

<Begin Log, 15:34>

Dr.████████ ████: Hello SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: ( SCP-XXXX Turned off)

Dr.████████ ████: Hello SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX: (SCP-XXXX Turns on)

Dr.████████ ████: Hello SCP-XXXX, how are you?

SCP-XXXX: Oh,Yeah yeah, Sorry about that I snoozed off for a bit.

Dr.████████ ████: I will interview you again today if you are okay with it.

SCP-XXXX: Go on.

Dr.████████ ████: Have you ever done anything else resulting in death?

SCP-XXXX: Now that you said that it reminds me of this boy he was worse than that boy I told you about yesterday.

Dr.████████ ████: Could you tell me about this?

SCP-XXXX: With pleasure.
I remember I was just bought by a family and in it there was that boy.
At night I used to wake him up and tell him all about planes and flying birds so much that he was obsessed with flying.
I told him if he jumps from his roof and moves his hands fast enough he will be able to lift off and fly like a bird.
He was so gullible.
He ran straight to his open window at the top of his apartment and jumped off.
I saw his body flop on the ground!

Note: (SCP-XXXX Laughs hysterically for a few minutes before stopping.)

Dr.████████ ████: Are there any more children you have killed?

SCP-XXXX: I did not kill them, they did it to themselves but yes there are.

Dr.████████ ████: Mind telling me about them?

SCP-XXXX: There was a little girl who dreamed of becoming a dancer so I made her dance until she couldn't handle it anymore so she died.

Dr.████████ ████: How did you make her dance?

SCP-XXXX: Oh, I am not sure about that, I was always able to make people do things like that.
I usually don't do it because it isn't as fun then.

Dr.████████ ████: Are there any more incidents that occured similar to this one?

SCP-XXXX: No, sadly, I was only around to witness three incidents. If you have never stopped me, I would be able to witness the fourth one in a couple years.

Dr.████████ ████: Why do you kill?

SCP-XXXX: I don't kill.

Dr.████████ ████: Well why do you tell innocent kids to do these things?

SCP-XXXX: I'm not sure, I just always enjoyed watching this sort of stuff I guess.
It's like I was made for this.

<End Log, 16:12>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX appears to enjoy this sort of entertainment and
also has a power which allows it to control small children into doing various things.

Addendum:SCP-XXXX is capable of taking a different form like a Matador,Dancer and a Cowboy,
He can change into other people as wwell on command.

The following is a test conducted by Dr.████████████

+Test A

Test A - 12/09/17

Subject:SCP-XXXX

Procedure: A Class-D will ask SCP-XXXX to change into different characters.

Results: SCP-XXXX was able to change into all the given characters including the Class-D's deceased parents.

It after imitated them and their voices, he started swearing and cursing at the Class-D making him severely depressed.
The Class-D started to shed tears, after this SCP-XXXX laughed uncontrollably and later turned off.

Analysis: SCP-XXXX found a weakness in the Class-D and used it for his own entertainment, this experiment
also shows us how capable SCP-XXXX really is.

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DATE: 28 May 2021 15:11

[DATA EXPUNGED]
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DATE: 28 May 2021 10:44

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-5XXX

Object Class: Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: Current methods of containment are impossible due to SCP 5XXX's current orbit and it's anomalous means of changing it. However special procedure Sigma Delta 5 has been put in effect to minimize the damage of the 5XXX's anomalous effects. Due to it's current orbit it's impossible to contain since according to radar and telescope imaging it has been observed to change it's orbit with anomalous means to match an orbit of the closest manned spacecraft in Earths orbit, the special containment procedure has been devised where the closest spacecraft of the SCP 5XXX is instructed to cover all the windows of the spacecraft according to the special procedure Sigma Delta 5

Description: The anomaly was first spotted on telescopes on earth back in the early 2010s, after the incident that happened on January 15th 2010 on the International Space Station that led to the death of Lt. Mitchell the Foundation took interest towards SCP 5XXX. This entity appears to be a Soviet space suit with some survivors reporting it having a human inside it visible trough the visor but the origin of the human inside the suit or it's nature is currently unknown. Photographic observations of SCP 5XXX have shown that the entity consists of a Pre Yuri Gagarin era Soviet cosmonaut space suit, leading credence to the theory that SCP 5XXX might be connected to lost soviet cosmonauts that perished in space before Gagarin's first manned flight in space, however this hypothesis remains unproven until further tests are conducted. The appearance of SCP 5XXX and it's anomalous properties have made the Foundation to coin the title "body snatching cosmonaut" to it.
SCP 5XXX anomalous properties manifest when a lone subject engages an eye contact with the entity. Anomalous effects manifest when making an eye contact with SCP 5XXX and the victim begins to hallucinate and feel the effects of decompression and extreme cold, however the temperature inside the module the victim is in doesn't change according to temperature sensors inside the spacecraft. Video observance of SPC 5XXX will not manifest it's anomalous effects unless viewed alone, thus it is mandated by the Foundation that all tests and observation of SCP 5XXX is carried out with atleast two people simultaneously in the same room. After approximately a minute of exposure with the entity which seems to match it's orbital velocity with the spacecraft on the duration of the contact the subject will disappear without a trace, however some survivors of the SCP 5XXX incidents have reported seeing other test subjects faces behind the visor when other person has entered the module where subject was in during the anomalous effects which seize if someone else enters the module and the anomaly resumes it's orbit around the Earth.

Addendum: The Special protocol Sigma Delta 5 was devised by Dr. Cossack after his exposure to the SCP 5XXX via 3rd party observation and his post has been changed to International Space Station to continue monitoring the development of the situation

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 28 May 2021 08:24

SCP-XXXX before being contained.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 60² meter standard containment cell, due to recent incidents SCP-XXXX is not to be connected to any water connections, SCP-XXXX is to be researched by only by female researchers due to its anomalous properties.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a fire hydrant which to any male humanoids can bust the fuckin' balls in a 60 meter radius. SCP-XXXX when connected to any source of any liquid, it will 'bust' any persons head open when someone is in a 2 meter radius to it, the corpse of this individual is to be reffered as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be incinerated in the interval of 10 minutes. If this protocol is not continued SCP-XXXX-1 is going to transfer into a copy of SCP-XXXX. Recent incident has resulted in a copy of SCP-XXXX, now reffered as SCP-XXXX-A.

SCP-XXXX-A

Discovery: SCP-XXXX has been discovered near 6 unconcious men in United Kingdom, London. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been incinerated as protocol follows. Luckily the team which has been responsible for the containment have been all female (bleugh!).

+ Show Incident-A-1

The following is an audio recording from Incident-A-1. :

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Agent Smokeass: Oh yeah, this is MTF uhhhhhhhhh… I forgot….. Um, anyways im here to contain this piece of shit and uh im getting closer to it, and…. What the- what the shit is that?! Oh go- oh for SHDSHFS MY BALLS *legit scream (tottally)*

+ Show Incident-A-2

The following is subtitles from the creation of SCP-XXXX-A. :
Scientist Mike: Dammit, can't believe I'm supposted to do this shit again…
Containment Breach Sirens
Scientist Mike: Fuck, fuck fuck!
Scientist Mike sprints into containment chamber of SCP-XXXX
Scientist Mike: This should keep me safe for a whil-
Scientist Mike screams and falls unconcious on the ceiling floor.
Scientist Mike's body dissapears and turns into SCP-XXXX-A

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: DrDuckworth!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 28 May 2021 06:26

Special Containment Procedures: Currently all instances of SCP 0000-1 are to contained at site 09 in standard 8 by 8.5 foot shipping containers. Personnel are to periodically inspect instances of SCP 0000-1 as to ensure that a second 'Quack Quack' incident doesn't occur. Personnel are to be encouraged to offload instances of SCP 0000 to

• Personnel stationed at other sites.
• Friends and/or family.
• Rubber duck collectors.
• Toy stores.
• Roadside souvenir shops.

Non-monetary rewards ranging from boxes of Spider-man themed Band-Aid brand adhesive bandages, to gift certificates to Applebee's restaurants are to be given to personnel who successfully offload fifty or more instances of SCP 0000-1.

Description: SCP 0000-1 is the current designation for approximately 400,234,990,82 non-anomalous rubber ducks which were created by SCP 0000 during the 'Quack Quack' incident in which SCP 0000 self-replicated to the degree that Site 09 as well as the neighboring county of [REDACTED] had to be evacuated due to what personnel describe as a "Metric duck-ton of those things".

SCP 0000 appears to be a regular rubber duck, save for the 'Elvis' glasses on its face.

Currently the location of SCP 0000's remains are unknown, although personnel believe that it has been buried under instances of SCP 0000-1, misplaced or deliberately stolen by a personnel member, or inadvertently offloaded with instances of SCP 0000-1.

Below are the interview logs pertaining to SCP 0000, as well as logs pertaining to the 'Quack Quack' incident.

+ Interview Log 1

Interviewer: Dr. Gideon Stanhope.

Interviewee: Agent Nightingale.

Begin Log.

Dr. Stanhope: "So, when exactly did you start noticing the ducks?"

Agent Nightingale [Loudly eating potato chips.] "Huh?"

Dr. Stanhope: "When did you-"

[Agent Nightingale loudly crunches on a chip which interrupts Dr. Stanhope.]

Dr. Stanhope: "Can you please stop eating those!?"

Agent Nightingale: [Mouth full] "Huh?"

Dr. Stanhope: "Do you or do you not know anything about those rubber ducks!?"

Agent Nightingale: "No, but I think Kessler might. By the way these chips are a little spicy, can I have one of those Kinder Eggs you keep under your desk?"

Dr. Stanhope: "How did you even? No, you know what, get the hell out of my office!"

Agent Nightingale: [Eating potato chip] "Okay."

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Interviewer: Dr. Gideon Stanhope.

Interviewee: Agent Kessler.

Begin Log.

Dr. Stanhope: "When exactly did you start noticing the ducks?"

Agent Kessler: "What ducks?"

Dr. Stanhope: "The self-replicating rubber ducks, when did you start noticing them?"

Agent Kessler: "Oh those, uh. Hmm? I don't know. Last week."

Dr. Stanhope: "Can you be more specific?"

Agent Kessler: "Uh, no. Sorry."

Dr. Stanhope: "Alright then, can you tell me where you first saw the ducks?"

Agent Kessler: "In the bath?"

Dr. Stanhope: "Pardon?"

Agent Kessler: "When I was a kid I didn't want to take a bath, so my mom bought me a rubber ducky so that I could."

Dr. Stanhope: "No, I meant when did you start seeing the ducks around the site?"

Agent Kessler: "In the bath."

Dr. Stanhope: "I, what?"

Agent Kessler: "I got bored and used Ellison's Jacuzzi."

Dr. Stanhope: "You what!? You do realize that you could get into serious trouble for that right!?"

Agent Kessler: "Uh, yeah, well Ellison caught me and called me a 'pus-drenched donut hole spat out by a barely literate deranged Trekkie' whatever that means."

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DATE: 28 May 2021 02:12

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Description: This is an area of 600 kilometers² made out of every kind of desserts, from different countries and cultures possibles, going from liquid pudding, for some unknown reason it isn't moving from a micro millimeter, cookies to pastries (ex. doughnuts, chocolate-filled croissant, cinnamon rolls, etc.) and for some unknown reasons, there isn't anything that is cakes and cupcakes. The food doesn't seem to ever expire, however, it seems that in some cases the food tastes like sand. For now, it has been a 50/50.

The liquid pudding is shallow except for one area that is 5km deep.

Containment Procedure:

Experiment log to be added.

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DATE: 28 May 2021 00:21

A Few Slices of SCP-5678

Item #: SCP-5678

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5678 is to be kept in a standard sized pantry kept for bread, at least 2 secuirty guards must guard SCP-5678 containment chamber at msut regularly check the containment chamber for missing slices of bread, the Sites cafeteria must be checked weekly, all bread's and sandwiches must be made from approved companies.

Description: SCP-5678 appears to be a loaf of bread cut into 28 indivdual slices wrapped into a standard bread bag, SCP-5678 affects don't appear to affect humans but instead animals, when an animal eats a slice of bread, the animal begins to gain knowledge and appears to evolutionized. the company that manufactured this loaf of bread denied ever making it and as for now has no evidence of making this bag of bread. As of now there are only 19 slices of bread left in the bag.

Message From Site Director ████ This is incredibale, i can't believe our sites best scientists are actually pigeons!, Promethus Labs can go suck it up!.

Test One A Containment chamber is filled with 120 pigeons catched in the wild, the chamber is filled trees, caves filled with iron ore and other Ores, the first slice of bread is thrown in the containment chamber, the pigeons immediately gain more sentience and begen using the envirement to there advantage, they begin using spears and clubs and start wearing cloth

Test Two The Pigeons Start maiking civillisation, they immediately gain a leader of the tribe, the second slice of bread is thrown in the containment chamber, The pigeons begin making pyramids with small pebbiles, they begin farming and using crops,

Test Three The third slice of bread is thrown in the containment chamber, after a period of 2 hours they begin mining in caves and searching for iron ore, they begin smelting and creating swords, the "Leader" of the tribe begin making himself a tall building, commanding the lower pigeons to make it for him. they start having gladitoruim Battles

Test Four
The fourth slice of bread was thrown down in the containment chamber in ██/██/████, The pigeons begin industrializing, they begin making factories and begin pumping out products and weapons, there seem to be disagrement between two sides, a war is about to begin

Test Five
Another Slice of bread is thrown in the containment chamber, war has been broken out and the pigeons begen using guns to fight eachother, 2 guards enter the containment chamber and get killed during the crossfire,.

Test Six
{HIGHLY CLASSIFIED, 05 ACCESS REQUIRED}

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