scp-000000000

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: NOOBCORE2!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 23:09

rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-5258

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Albert Camus Can Sit and Spin!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 21:07
rating: 0+x
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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a post-mortem manifestation of King Sisyphus of Ephyra. SCP-XXXX is forced through theological thaumaturgy to repeatedly push a boulder up a steep hill until it rolls back down the other side.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

[[footnoteblock]]


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Mourtias's sandbox!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 19:17

I swear there's more to it than this, I'm just checking formatting stuff

rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: idk put it in a greenhouse or something I'm not your boss (these are not the real containment procedures obviously. still working on it)

Description: SCP-6000 is the collective designation for four interconnected anomalies.

SCP-6000-1 is a white porcelain flowerpot, measuring 13cm x 15cm x 13cm. It does not deviate from expected flowerpot behaviour or design, with two major exceptions:

  • If broken, it will reform after a brief delay (measured delays range from 12 to 38 seconds, with a median delay of 24 seconds). This applies to any damage that would render it unusable for the purpose of containing of SCP-6000-2 and -3. Minor cracks and scratches will not activate this response, although, if the response is activated by more major damage, minor damage will be likewise reversed. Pieces of SCP-6000-1 that are broken off and removed will disappear when not observed, reappearing in their original place. When shattered, shards will move back into position and reconnect in a motion described as visually reminiscent, although not identical, to footage of the shattering being played in reverse.
  • If emptied of SCP-6000-2, it will anomalously regenerate it. This only occurs when no sapient entity is directly or indirectly observing the interior of SCP-6000-1, and occurs instantaneously in all observed cases. Anything inside of SCP-6000-1 when -2 reappears will be transposed “out of the way”, shifting to the closest area that would not result in the subject being submerged in SCP-6000-2. Subjects have described the process of this happening to appendages as being “disorienting” (and in one case “tingly”), but it does not cause physical harm.

SCP-6000-2 is 1.2L of standard potting soil, and appears superficially unremarkable in composition. Detailed analysis on this front is complicated by its anomalous effect: when removed from SCP-6000-1, it will quickly dissolve and vanish, leaving no material trace. The longest “lifespan” of SCP-6000-2 when separated from -1 was measured at 47 seconds before the dissolution event occurred.

SCP-6000-3 is a common daisy (Bellis perennis), measuring 10.5cm in height, and appearing physically healthy. If SCP-6000-1 and -2 are not interacted with for more than 27 minutes, a single instance of SCP-6000-3 will begin growing, reaching maturity in approximately 4 hours. This process is notable for being much faster than standard growth of other members of the species – standard common daisies grow to maturity in between 2 and 3 years. The instance will not appear if another plant is planted in SCP-6000-2 before a -3 instance manifests.

SCP-6000-3 does not appear to age and, while giving minor signs of deterioration (e.g. drooping and loss of colour) if deprived of water or sunlight, does not require either to survive. If cut or picked, the segment of the SCP-6000-3 instance that remains in SCP-6000-1 will wither rapidly before dissolving in a manner identical to the aforementioned anomalous effect of SCP-6000-2, and the separated blossom will wilt in an unremarkable manner identical in appearance and timeframe to a non-anomalous flower. Another instance of SCP-6000-3 will grow if SCP-6000-1 and -2 are undisturbed for a further 27 minutes, as usual. All tests on separated instances of the SCP-6000-3 flower have returned unremarkable readings for members of the B. perennis species.

Upon reaching maturity, SCP-6000-3 will begin to emit SCP-6000-4 at a steady level of 40dB, and will continue to do so indefinitely, unless killed.

SCP-6000-4 is a slightly altered variant of the 1973 Blue Swede cover of "Hooked on a Feeling", a 1968 pop-rock song written by Mark James. SCP-6000-4 has been edited to loop, so that the chanting at approximately two minutes into the original song transitions into the similar chanting at the beginning of the song. Audio analysis has found no unusual or anomalous properties to the song beyond its looping nature.

Addendum: For more information, just chill for like 5 seconds geez I'm working on it

[[footnoteblock]]


Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5XXX - Unfinished Miracles!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 17:28

Don't disturb the patrons, don't disturb the staff.

Be as discrete as possible: the Library is a reading place

Help others in the entrance ritual.

And if you plan to stay long term

Be prepared with a tent or other form of temporary settlement, and bring supplies to

Remember: it might not burn, but Zone 5XXX is still a desert.

And finally, feel free to join the Zone 5XXX Investigation Project

Special Case Procedures for This Anomaly

- Luz Buscadora, Interdimensional Society for Charting the Paranatural, Wanderer's Library 24th Quarter near Reality-6326 (Ours) Chapter

Register #: SCP-5XXX

Anomaly Class: Safe, Stationery, Curio Island

Description:

Zone 5XXX is an alternate dimension accessed through the Stationery 5th Art Wing of the Wanderer's Library by staying in front of the painting Beginning by Unknown Artist with a cup of warm coffee near one's presence for five minutes: doing so will translocate the person into the alternate dimension. To leave, one simply ingests the coffee.

Zone 5XXX consists of a big white desert, with a sky the color of white. No light source can be seen, yet SCP-5XXX is all bright. As far as the Zone 5XXX Investigation Project1 can ascertain, SCP-5XXX might be infinite.

Zone 5XXX holds Artworks, a denotation for objects that have been observed to form from sand rising and taking shape into them; a placard will rise next to the object, carrying a title and a brief description of its supposed purpose. The Zone 5XXX Investigation Project have recorded about 100 Artworks so far, and given the size of Zone 5XXX, many more is expected to be found. A select sample of Artworks have been listed below (full list, together with their date of discovery, can be found in the relevant link):

Given Name Given Description A Description of the Artwork
Futility Can you really kill Infinity? Several metallic pieces scattered around; assembling them has formed both a tree and a snake shaped in the infinity sign, leading to confusion about the original purpose.
Popular Art Is the artist really in full control? Several unfinished sculptures of people in both wood and stone. Analysis suggest a trouble with sculpting.
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cell-content cell-content cell-content
cell-content cell-content cell-content
cell-content cell-content cell-content
cell-content cell-content cell-content

Update May 25, 2022
On that date, a loud scream seemingly from everywhere was heard. Afterwards, all Artworks suddenly began to explode into sand. Due to the possibility of danger, all Project members immediately evacuated SCP-5XXX, with a Interdimensional Camera left behind to track the events in Zone 5XXX out of it.

After five minutes, loud panting was heard, before an Artwork resembling a wall with a framed certificate hanging on it was formed. After no activity was observed for ten minutes, Member Luz Buscadora entered SCP-5XXX and moved the Camera to the framed certificate, revealing it to be a Bronze award for a "2027 New York Sector 5 Newcomer Arts Award".

The pedestal below it read:

Title:

A burden

Description:

I used to enjoy art…


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DATE: 27 May 2021 15:57
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SCP-173


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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
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    animation-name: nodegrow;
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    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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/*-------------------------*/
 
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SCP-173.jpg

SCP-173 in containment


Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.


Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.


Wow! You flipped a card and got: DrLucis!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 14:53
rating: 0+x


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}
 
/* DIAMOND */
div.arrows {
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
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}
 
div.quadrants > * {
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon {
    animation-name: nodegrow;
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.diamond-part {
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    animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
    will-change: box-shadow;
}
 
/* MOBILE QUERY */
@media (max-width: 480px ) {
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        display:none;
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    .anom-bar > .bottom-box {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important;
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    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
}
/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
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}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
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    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bar {
    from { max-width: 0%; }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
@keyframes bar-mobile {
    from { max-height: 0%; }
    to { max-height: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bottomup {
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}
 
@keyframes expand1 {
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    to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);}
}
@keyframes iconslide {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
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}
 
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}
@keyframes fade {
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Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
Provisional Site-XXXX Dir. Lucis Bane Dr. Morganna LeFoux ATF Vitae-1 "Island of Life"

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Image of SCP-XXXX captured by a drone. Note the two smaller islands that SCP-XXXX appeared in the vicinity of.

Special Containment Procedures: The containment of SCP-XXXX is under the supervision of Provisional Site-XXXX and Applied Task Force Vitae-1 "Island of Life." Supply ships are to be sent to Site-XXXX every month. Due to the ever-changing location of SCP-XXXX, the on-site global positioning system must be maintained at all times. Failure to do so will result in the potential loss of Site-XXXX and its personnel.

Provisional Site-XXXX has been set up on the southern shore of SCP-XXXX. Site-XXXX consists of two concentric walls: the Perimeter Wall and the Main Wall. The Perimeter Wall is the outermost wall, consisting of wooden fences roughly a meter in height. Regular maintenance on the Wall shall be done every few weeks. Planks of wood shall be replaced at personnel discretion.

The Main Wall is ten meters in height and four meters width, and consists of reinforced concrete. Personnel are to stay within 1 km from the Perimeter Wall at all times, unless under the approval of Site Director Lucis. Under no circumstances should any personnel leave the Site during the night, and lethal force will be employed on those who do.

A good relation between the Foundation and SCP-XXXX-A must be maintained. Failure to do so will have unprecedented consequences. As such, all communication with SCP-XXXX-A must be done in a friendly manner. Formal interviews with SCP-XXXX-A shall be done in a wooden cabin between the Perimeter Wall and the Main Wall. During experimentation, no lasting damages shall be done to the flora and fauna within the forest.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an island that has an inconsistent location. Locations in which SCP-XXXX appears are mostly random. However, some of its appearance seemed to be controlled by SCP-XXXX-A, who acts as the guardian of SCP-XXXX. The topography of the island is that of a caldera, which may have formed from a fallen volcano.

A large portion of SCP-XXXX is covered in a forest, the density of which increases as it gets closer to the center of the island. Fauna and flora living in the forest are unique, which is a result of the mutational properties of SCP-XXXX. All biological organisms on SCP-XXXX experience mutations at a higher frequency. The mutations are also more likely to influence the organism more severely. As such, evolution occurs at a faster rate on SCP-XXXX.

These properties are hypothesized to be a result of underground phenomena. Radiation from within SCP-XXXX have been shown to affect living organisms. This radiation has been designated as SCP-XXXX-1, and was named "Ultiar Radiation." When inorganic material absorbs this radiation, it undergoes a process in which it is restructured on the molecular level. The product of this process shall be henceforth designated SCP-XXXX-2, and named "Vithiar." Because of constant exposure to Ultiar Radiation, rock near the phenomena have been turned to Vithiar.

Ultiar has the ability to pass through all materials other than Vithiar. The metal prevents Ultiar Radiation from escaping to the surface in large amounts. Testing has shown high amounts of Ultiar Radiation results in the death of all living organisms exposed to the radiation. As such, all exploration teams entering SCP-XXXX's cave system must be equipped with Vithiar.

SCP-XXXX-A is a humanoid male of unknown age and race. Its most significant physical feature is its golden eyes that emits light. SCP-XXXX-A does not display hostility towards Foundation personnel stationed on SCP-XXXX. Under normal circumstances, SCP-XXXX-A wishes to keep the island a secret from the outside world. The being calls himself Deus Adam, with Deus being its title. Only the Site Director may call the being by its surname.

SCP-XXXX-A claims that it is the guardian of the island. Possibility of this has been considered, as the being has expansive knowledge of SCP-XXXX and its control over SCP-XXXX. However, the factual validity of the information is unknown. When asked questions about events that occurred outside of SCP-XXXX, the being responded all questions correctly.

Addendum XXXX: Discovery

Initial reports of SCP-XXXX were from civilians near the Jersey Coast on December 19th, 1998. Reports involved sightings of an island a few kilometers off the shore. However, no photographic evidence of the sightings existed. As such, the reports were dismissed by the press as mass hysteria.

Investigation of this anomaly began on July 25th, 2000, when a researcher on vacation had reported seeing an island off the coast of Italy. His reports matched with those of civilians who had also seen the island on that date and location. Dr. Lucis Bane expressed interest in this anomaly, and requested to lead the investigation. This request was approved by O5-7.

In the following months, the island was seen in various parts of the world. Drones were sent onto the island for initial reconnaissance. On September 15th, 2000, SCP-XXXX was seen off the coast of Delaware, near Washington. Foundation ships were sent to land on the Island. The landing was successful, and a GPS system was set up on the shore of SCP-XXXX. Mobile Task Force Tau-42 "Forest Dwellers" was dispatched for the exploration of the anomaly.

Below is a transcript of the initial exploration of SCP-XXXX.

Exploration Video Log Transcript

Date: 15/12/2000

Exploration Team: MTF Tau-44 "Forest Dwellers"

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Team Lead: T-1

Team Members: T-2, T-3, T-4


[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Lucis: Communications are active. Do you copy?

T-1: We copy.

Dr. Lucis: Cameras on.

Video is turned on.

Dr. Lucis: Are weapons checked?

T-1: Yes.

Dr. Lucis: You are clear to begin operation. I am monitoring you, but please let me know if you find anything unexpected.

Team enters the forest of SCP-XXXX. Trees of unknown species surround them. F44-2 takes lead.

T-3: What if the island changes location while we are on it?

Dr. Lucis: That is why the GPS has been set up. If the island changes location, we will know where it is.

T-3: I meant that the island might disappear and we would be stuck limbo or something.

Dr. Lucis: Drone footage have shown that the island shifts position quite seamlessly. There is no limbo or something. Focus on the task. Distraction is the leading cause of death.

T-3: Everything's a leading cause of death.

High pitched sound comes from above. Team stops to locate the source of the sound. A blur of scarlet flashes in the canopy. A lower pitched sound comes from deeper within island. Object glides down from the tree. It is revealed to be an avian organism.

T-3: Doc, we have found something unexpected.

Dr. Lucis: Birds in a forest is not unexpected.

T-4: I think that was a mating call or a warning signal to the other birds.

T-2: Warning call, I think, judging how we don't look really safe to mate around.

T-4: Hmm, good point.

Dr. Lucis: We have logged the organism. Please proceed with the operation.

Team continues deeper into SCP-XXXX for approximately an hour.

T-1: Stop, I see something.

Team stops at the edge of a clearing.

T-3: What the hell is that?

T-1: Doctor, we have found a structure in the middle of a clearing. Do you copy?

Dr. Lucis: Copy. Please describe the structure.

T-1: It's shaped like a pyramid and looks … ancient. It's also big.

Dr. Lucis: I see. Proceed inside the pyramid.

T-1: Affirmative.

Team enters the pyramid. Chest mounted lights are activated. Walls are covered with symbols.

T-3: Are these cognitohazards?

Dr. Lucis: Scans show that those are non-anomalous. Do not lose focus.

T-4: Look at the walls.

T-4 pointed toward an image on the stone wall. Image shows a golden figure standing above a island. At the figure's feet are smaller figures kneeling.

T-3: Egyptians came here?

T-2: That's Ra. Look at the head, its a falcon.

T-4: I wonder how old it is.

Dr. Lucis: Good idea, T-4. Please collect a sample of the paint for dating.

T-4 scrapes some of the paint of the wall. Team proceeds deeper into the pyramid.

T-3: What's that sound?

A low growl comes from a room. T-3 shines the light inside the room. A glimpse of scales could be seen before object retreats into shadows. Team readies weapons and enters the room. The low growl intensifies.

T-2: Are you seeing this?

Dr. Lucis: Yes, shine more light on it, move closer.

T-4 attempts to move closer to the object. Suddenly, a scaled creature jumps from the shadows toward T-4. Gunshots. The creature lies dead on the floor. Creature resembles a lizard with wings.

T-3: Is it just me, or does that look like a dragon?

T-4: Yes, yes, it does have resemblance of a dragon. Though it is a bit small.

Dr. Lucis: Please collect the creature for testing.

T-4 places creature inside sample bag. Team leaves the room and proceeds deeper into pyramid for fifteen minutes. Teams stops in front of stairs.

T-1: Should we proceed?

T-3: Doc, I don't really like closed spaces. Sorry, but I thought we were exploring nature, not this dark temple.

Dr. Lucis: Fine, it's my fault anyway for using a nature specializing Task Force for exploration into a temple that may or may not be anomalous. Send a drone in.

Video feed with drone is connected. Bottom mounted lights are activated. Drone is lowered down the stairs. Descend takes approximately five minutes. A small chamber lies at the bottom of the stairs. On opposite side of the stairs is a pair partially open stone doors. A large image of a male is carved onto the doors. Above the figure is a round disk.

Dr. Lucis: Go through the doors.

Drone is flown through the space between the two doors and enters a room larger than the one exited. Elaborate carving fill the walls. At the center of the room is a round hole. A faint golden glow emits from the hole.

T-3: That's interesting.

Dr. Lucis: Fly the drone down. I want to find the source of that light.

Drone is lowered into the hole. Descent takes approximately ten minutes. Hole opens up to a cave system.

Dr. Lucis: Move into the room. I don't want the drone losing connection.

T-1: Affirmative.

Team descends down the stairs and enters through the doors.

Dr. Lucis: Good. Continue piloting the drone.

Drone proceeds deeper into the cave for approximately half an hour. Drone enters a chamber. At the center of the chamber is a cylindrical stone stands at roughly half a meter in height. At this moment, connection with drone is broken.

Dr. Lucis: Interesting. Further exploration here will be necessary. You may leave the pyramid and return to the shore.

T-3: Finally.

[END LOG]

After this exploration, the four members of Tau-44 was reassigned to the newly formed Task Force Vitae-1.

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Site-19 shortly before SCP-0000's first manifestation


Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
Site-01 N/A N/A, de-facto O5-9 N/A

Special Containment Procedures: An investigation into the circumstances surrounding SCP-0000's2 sudden manifestation is currently underway. Until the source of SCP-0000 can be determined and addressed, all major Foundation sites, outposts, and essential installations are to be placed on lockdown. Non-essential anomalous objects contained at these locations which may pose a threat to public safety are to be decommissioned immediately. Thaumiel objects, or objects whose continued containment is considered a high-priority, are to be transferred and held at Site-013 until further notice.

Description: SCP-0000 is the collective designation for a series of ongoing anomalous events which began on September 9th, 2022. While a direct causative factor between SCP-0000 related incidents has yet to be established, their indirect connections4 are unquestionable, and highly unlikely to be fortuitous.

Each SCP-0000 event to date has exhibited one or more of the following characteristics:

  • Event results in significant damage to Foundation resources, containment efforts, or both.
  • Event results in inordinate death or incapacitation to members of senior staff, up and to including members of the O5 council.
  • Of particular note, while SCP-0000 events may possess traits indicative of human activity or intricate planning, further investigations yield no signs of human involvement, and all persons of interest probed thus far have been exonerated.

Below is an abridged list of SCP-0000 related phenomena as of January 1st, 2023.

Date/Location Description of Event Notes
September 9th, 2022. Site-19 Two pipe bombs are simultaneously detonated within the offices of Site Director Tilda Moose and Assistant Site Director Robert Baird, killing the former and severely injuring the latter. The force of these blasts begins a chain-reaction of improvised explosive devices situated throughout the Southern wing of the building, causing a partial structural collapse. Recovery efforts are considerably impeded as a result of the incapacitation of Asst. Director Baird. First incident believed to be linked to SCP-0000.
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Special Containment Procedures: All entrances to SCP-XXXX-1 are to remain locked at all times. A no-entry perimeter of fifteen (15) meters from SCP-XXXX-1 is to be protected by Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots").

Class-D personnel who are assigned to experiment with SCP-XXXX must be given camera equipment, which is to be connected to the researchers involved in the experimentation. Class-D staff who leave SCP-XXXX-1 are to be terminated immediately upon exit and SCP-XXXX-1's entrances must immediately be re-secured by Epsilon-6.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a two-story house located in [DATA REDACTED]. Whenever a subject enters SCP-XXXX-1 they will immediately feel an urge to enter the bedroom located on the second floor. Once this subject enters the bedroom, they will lay down in SCP-XXXX, the double-sized bed which has been placed in the corner furthest from the door.

Other than SCP-XXXX, this bedroom is completely empty and fully painted brown
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a designation given to 500 kilometers of land in Khentii Mongolia where a instantaneous snow blizzard would began occurring during July to August, causing countless life stock to be killed. However

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #03/XXXX CLASSIFIED


ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 03/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept in a standart class 3 item containment locker in site-16. It is to be constantly guarded by at least 2 members of MTF Theta-4 ("Gardeners") and access is only to be given to personel with security clearance level 03-XXXX and above. In case of an containment breach in site-16, SCP-XXXX-A is to be protected by at least 4 members of MTF Theta-4. When transported, SCP-XXXX-A is to be protected by at least three members of MTF Theta-4 ("Gardeners") and any intruders or personnel that try to get unauthorised access to SCP-XXXX-A are to be interviewd and possible connections to groups of intrest are to be investigated.


Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of three books that all posess reality bending abitlities. SCP-XXXX-A is wooden covered and the letters "PGP" are engraved on it. It measures 30 cm x 7,5 cm, but its thickness anomalously changes. The letters and the text in the book change depending on the native language of the reader of the book and individuals near SCP-XXXX-A often express a feeling of age coming from the book.

When opening the book, the reader, further referred to as SCP-XXXX-A-Ω will feel euphoria for a moment.The strength of this feeling depends on how much SCP-XXXX-A-Ω knows about nature/how strong his "bond with nature" is. After about 0.5 seconds, roots will start growing from the book arround the hands of SCP-XXXX-A-Ω, completly covering them like gloves. These "gloves" could not be damaged in any way so far, but closing the book or killing SCP-XXXX-A-Ω will cause them to spread back and the book will close itself.

When the book is opened, an empty table of contents appears with the statement "ask me anything".As most text in the book this title changes to the readers native language, and individuals looking at the page will only see the text in SCP-XXXX-A-Ωs language. However, when SCP-XXXX-A-Ω is starting to think of a plant while the page is opened, an entry will appear on the table of contents with a number next to it, but when opening the book at a random page, it will be the page from the table of contents. If SCP-XXXX-A-Ω does not think of a plant and opens the book at annother page anyways, the plant that appears is random and most of the time something the reader likes or needs.

All Pages of SCP-XXXX-A follow a template with a picture of the plant on the top right side, an exact description of the plant bellow and a phrase that fills out the space that is left. The picture can change to a memory of the plant, if SCP-XXXX-A-Ω has ever looked at the plant for more than five minutes. The detail of the picture will increase with the time the reader looked at the plant, to a caption of a picture that looks like a real plant at one hour. However, when the phrase in the top right side of the page is read out loud by SCP-XXXX-A-Ω, the pictured plant will start to spread on a location the reader wants it to.

SCP-XXXX-A is only one of a collection of books, designated SCP-XXXX-A trough -C. The Foundation is aware of two other books, but only SCP-XXXX-B has ever been seen in nature. SCP-XXXX-B is a book with a metallic cover that is decorated with gold plates and a big copper gear in the center of the cover. It has the same effects as
SCP-XXXX-A, but instead of plants it is believed to be able to produce any machine from metall and machine parts.
Instead of pictures of plants, there are blueprints on the pages, but they can also only be "assembled" with a phrase.

SCP-XXXX is believed to be a powerful weapon and a anomaly that a lot of groups of intrest want to posess. How many groups of intrest are intrested is unknown, but one of the is the church of the broken god.


Discovery SCP-XXXX-A was found in a flower shop in ██████████, France, after the owner of the shop advertised his shop with his ability to grow plants with magic. For investigation, two agents were sent to the shop and caught the owner growing plants in the backroom of his shop, using the book. After minor resistamce by the owner, he and the book were taken to site Lamedh for questioning. A full log of the interview is provided in Interview log
I-XXXX-1.

I-XXXX-1:


Interviewed: Mr. Green, the owner of the shop

Interviewer: Agent Fuller

Foreword: This log is a translation of the original interview which was held in french, due to Mr. Green not beeing able to speak english fluently.

[BEGIN LOG]

Agent Fuller Hello Mr. Green. I'm agent Fuller and I work for a subdivision of the DGSE5 that deals with annormal phenomena. Today I will be asking you some questions regarding your flowershop and the plants you're growing in it.

Mr. Green I want to talk to my lawyer.

Agent Fuller As you're not held responsible for any crime, at least not yet, you wont need a lawyer. Now, please answer my questions correctly.

Mr. Green If im not held responsible for a crime, why am I beeing recorded?

Agent Fuller Mr. Green, what do you know about the book?

Mr. Green Why. Is. This. Beeing. Recorded.

Agent Fuller Answer my questions and i might consider responding to yours.

Mr. Green I am not playing your games, you can't hold me here forever.

Agent Fuller I can hold you here for longer than you might like. Now, what do you know about the bo-

Agent Fuller is interrupted by a phonecall. He looks at the screen and comes to the conclusion that he should answer it

Agent Fuller One moment

Mr. Green snorts, but does not say anything

Agent Fuller Martin, please keep it short. pause you found what? pause Okay, thanks for telling me, that really helps. Can you get me some samples? Thanks, bye for now.

Agent Fuller ends the call and starts smiling

Agent Fuller It seems not all the plants your growing in your shop are as harmless as the plants in your front rome

Mr. Green turns pale and gets more uncomfortable

Agent Fuller My partner, Martin, just found 20 cannabis plants in your closet, all perfectly grown, but without any professional equipment that would be needed to get such results. Now Green, i want you to tell me everything you know about the book and how you got it. Otherwise, i'll have to give a little hint to your local police.

Mr. Green P-Please dont do that. I would never recover from the scandal,

Agent Fuller Tell me about the book.

Mr. Green You wont believe me anyway

Agent Fuller Mr. Green. Your book and other items with powers like it are my daily bread. I have seen more weird stuff than you could ever even immagine. Now please, tell me what you know about the book.

Mr. Green Well, if you open it… it grows these roots arround your hands, they are a bit like gloves. However, if you close the book, they will grow back, but i didnt find annother way to get rid of them.

Agent Fuller What are the contents of the book?

Mr. Green On the first page, there is an empty table of contents. When i first opened the book, I thought that the cover looked like the wood of a birch tree, and suddenly an entry for "betula" appeared, it also had a number next to it, but i dont remember which one it was. I opened the book at the mid, because i expected the page number from the table of contents to be there. I was really surprised, when i actually opened the book at the exact page for bet- I mean birch trees.

Agent Fuller Didn't you think that it is a bit weird when books grow roots arround your hands and tables of contents fill themselves?

Mr. Green Reading in the book was kind of like a rush, just like if you had just taken… Well it was something that took your full attention. I had sidethoughts yes, but i didn't really care about them after that. The first time i really realized what had happened was after i closed the book.

Agent Fuller How do you use the book?

Mr. Green On every page, theres a phrase above the description of the plant, When you read that phrase out loud, the plant will grow arround you.

Agent Fuller Can you control where the plants grow or in what quantity they grow?

Mr. Green i can control where it grows, but i can't exactly control how many plants grow.

Agent Fuller Are the plants normal? I mean, do they need water?

Mr. Green Yes, but i think they are perfect, as you said, the cannabis is in a perfect condition.

Agent Fuller How did you come into posession of the book?

Mr. Green One day, Someone came into my shop. That someone was a black-haired woman, I remember he face by every detail. She had a bag with her and I think there were three books in it, one of it is the one we are talking about. She was in the shop for about 30 minutes, but she only stared at the lavender, as if she had never seen it before. After that, she took out the book and opened a page in it, i think it was one of the first ones. I was about to offer her my help, but she suddenly got a call and, after heavily cursing, she ran off, dropping the book behind her. On the doorstep she noticed it was missing and looked back, but then heard something and ran away.

Agent Fuller Could you make a phantom picture of that woman?

Mr. Green I think so, yes.

Agent Fuller Ok, you will now be asked to make some medical checks with Dr. Alarie and then you will create a phantom picture with Dr, Abrok

Mr. Green What about my drugs?

Agent Fuller You will burn them. After that you will never even think about it again

[END LOG]


Note: Subject was very cooperative at the end of the interview, maybe a bit too cooperative. The medical check did not bring information other than that Mr. Green is a healthy man. However, the phantom picture he created looks a lot like Saint Hedwig. In case of her return, we deployed an observation team to observate his shop. Mr. Green was treated with class A amnestics and was brought back to his shop under the coverstorry of him beeing interrogated by the local police because of suspicion of him beeing involved in the local drug business

OBSERVATION LOG


DATE: 02/09/████ (2nd September [REDACTED])

NOTE: For Observation, three cameras and 8 microphones were installed in the shop as following

Device hidden in/on
camera 1 hidden in the computer of the owner, standing next to the cashregister
camera 2 hidden in a folder labled "20██" in the back room of the shop
camera 3 hidden in the ceiling ventilator, pointing at the door (can rotate)
microphone 1 hidden in the same place as camera 1
microphone 2 hidden in the back room of the shop
microphone 3 hidden in the bed room of the owner
microphone 4 hidden in the closet
microphone 5 hidden in the kitchen of the owner
microphone 6 hidden in the owners cellphone
microphone 7 hidden in the owners private computer, together with a desktop recorder
microphone 8 hidden in the backyard of the shop

[BEGIN LOG]

02/09/████ Observation of the flowershop beginns, the observation team consists of three junior researchers who almost caused the death of a d-class by beeing unconcentrated. This is a disciplinaric action.
Hey, it wasnt out vault, the dumb d-class took the chainsaw with their own hands, we didnt gave it to her

09/09/████ [Commentary about date expunged] Its a one-in-a-year-thingy, come on

12/09/████ The owner goes shopping for about two hours and returns with two shopping bags and a bag from a fast-food restaurant Were very hungry too, the food for observation teams isnt that good!

17/09/████ Saint Hedwig is seen driving arround and stopping for a moment before the store
Finnaly something happens, its way too boring here

The observation team requests better observation equipment as "it is more likely that she comes back now"
The Request is accepted and the observation team is equiped with a bee-like robot with a camera
Finnaly something to play with…

18/09/████: Saint Hedwig returns and causes incident-1. See incident log I-XXXX-1

Observation canceled, object terminated.


[END LOG]

+++++Incident Log I-XXXX-1

Note: this is a transcript of the video footage recorded by the observation systems. In the document, swiches between cameras are marked with a ->


[BEGIN LOG]

-> camera 3

00:00 Saint Hedwig enters the shop trough the front door

00:03 Theres annother customer in the shop, but hes about to pay for a bouquet of roses

00:17 The other customer leaves the shop and as he opens the door, something that looks like a bee flies into the shop. Mr. Green asks Saint Hedwig how he can help her

00:23 Saint Hedwig looks at the owner for a moment and then takes out SCP-XXXX-B, opens it at one of the last pages and reads a phrase out loud. The phrase reads: my arms of steel will make you kneel.

00:35 After Hedwig finishes, robotic arms emerge from the computer and the cash register and grab Mr. Green at the neck.

the contact to camera 1 and microphone 1 is lost

00:41 On Saint Hedwigs command, the robotic arms drag Mr. Green into the back room and drop him at the center. After that, they hold the door open for Hedwig to enter and then close it and grow back in the cash register and the computer.

the connection to camera 1 and microphone 1 is reestablished

01:01 camera 3 -> bee

01:03 Mr. Green, who did not say anything until now, screams at Hedwig to let him go.

01:07 Saint Hedwig produces a flame in her hand and tells Mr. Green to "shut up or i will shut you up"

01:13 Mr. Green is silent and Hedwig opens the book once again, bringing up a page that can be seen by the camera now. The picture on the page looks like a chair with 5 arms attached, every arm ending in a circle. Next to the blueprint is a phrase in french with some words missing. Hedwig reads out loud: with the length of these arms and the blades of these knifes, we do not need to fear, the blood demon near. The missing words get replaced with the blades of these knifes and something starts to self-construct in the center of the room, mechanic parts start flying towards it from everywhere. The camera inside the folder only survives this because its fixed pretty hard.

The connection to microphone 2 and to the bee is lost

01:11 bee -> camera 2

01:13 The "chair" that was depicted on the page that Hedwig opened constructs itself under Mr. Green, and instead of the circles on the page, all arms have knifes at their ends.

01:15 Mr. Green starts screaming again, but Hedwigs reproduction of the flame causes him to go silent again.
01:30 Hedwig takes out a remote control and asks Mr. Green: "Where is my book?"

01:36 Mr. Green stutters that he doesnt know what shes talking about and that he will do everything in his power for her if she lets him go

01:41 Saint Hedwig presses a button on the remote control and the knifes slowly start moving towards Mr. Green.

01:46 Green begs Hedwig to let him go free with the words "whoever you are, please, ill do anything"

01:58 Hedwig looks surprised for a moment and opens her book again. she reads the phrase "take my ice and find your likes" and a tablet appears in her hands, showing a red and a green glowing point. She then looks directly into the camera and says "damn, you got me on that one".

The connection to all remaining equipment is lost, except for the camera the observation team uses to monitor the store from its front

05:13 Hedwig leaves the shop and smoke is seen coming out of the windows.
09:45 The firefighters arrive but fail to extinguish the fire
11:50 The MTF arrives, it was called by the observation team after they saw Hedwig
5:32:13 The shop burned down to its foundation, but for some reason, the fire did not jump over to the other buildings. The MTF is able to recover the remains of Mr. Green and the chair he was tied to.

[END LOG]


testing revealed that the chair is non anomalous, but contains parts of the bee and microphone 2

Addendum: Testing log T-XXXX-A-1

After the Events of Incident-1, Dr. Heck requested permission to test SCP-XXXX-A to determine its possible use to the foundation. Permission was granted and Dr. Heck was supplied with three (3) D-class personel to server as SCP-XXXX-A-Ω instances.

[BEGIN LOG]

D-63201 enters the temporal containment chamber of SCP-XXXX-A

Dr. Heck D-63201, please open the book

D-63201 opens the book and roots start spreading arround his hands. D-63201 does not seem to notice said roots and proceeds to ask Dr. Heck for instructions

Dr. Heck D-63201 what do you see on the first page of the book?
D-63201 I cant read

Dr. Heck What?

D-63201 I am analphabetic, I can not read. I told your co-workers that but they didn't believe me.

**Dr. Heck says something into a

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