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DATE: 27 May 2021 08:05

The Council stood in silence, as they read messages from groups of interest.
_{What do we do about those mindless people?!" O5-3 asked furiously.}
They must die." O5-1 answered. _{Wait, we can kill them!"}
Alright, what MTF unit should I send?" O5-10 asked.
_{No MTF unit! We will the job! I am immortal and the rest of you have some anomalous powers, so we'll manage. We'll start with Marshell, Carter & Dark. 8, you'll help me here."}
But it's two dangerous!" O5-3, O5-8, O5-9 and O5-10 said
_{Fools!" O5-1 responded ,,We must crush them!"
After some hours of discussion, the two overseers went to the three men with SCP 012. O5-1 wasn't effected by 012 but O5-8 had to put SCP 714 on. Both wore black robes and masks, so their identities won't be public.}
Gentlemen! We, two humble sellers, have something for you. Please open the door!" O5-1 said, standing next to the men's door.
_{Enter!" Marshall said.
When they came in, the counselors saw Marshall, Carter and Dark sitting on some fancy chairs.}
What will you offer us?" Dark wanted to know.
_{An amazing piece of art! This paper has the power to show anyone's favourite song's lyrics!" O5-8 lied.}
Interesting…" Carter said. _{How much do you want for it?"}
Only 20.000 dollars!" O5-1 answered.
_{Done! We'll take it!" Marshall told the overwatchers.
One of the men handed O5-1 a check and took SCP 012.
The council members went outside, but kept listening to what was going in the base.}
Amazing! It's not finished! I must finish it! With my own blood! I must do it!" Marshall said.
_{One is down" O5-8 said.}
Me too!" Carter screamed.
_{Two are down" O5-1 said.}
Count me in!" Dark yelled.
_{All are down!" O5-8 told with a smile on his face.
The Counselors took SCP 012 back and went back to their base.}
The rich men are dead" O5-1 informed.
He took a paper out of his pocket and cut Marshall, Carter & Dark off the list that was writen on it.
_{The Chaos Insurgency is next. I don't know where the Delta Command is, but an agent from the Chaos Insurgency is a prisoner in Site 19. 5, 4, 10 and 11, you'll help me get him to talk."
The five overseers went to the agent, someone who killed the O5 Council in another universe.
O5-11 opened the cell's door and told the man ,,You have to tell us where the Delta Command is!"}
I can't! They'll kill me!"
_{Cut the protesting! We want information!" O5-1 yelled, throwing the agent to the floor.}
Your help won't be unrewarded! We'll pay you 3 million dollars." O5-10 said.
_{I don't want your money!"}
But you might as well take it. Our expenses are wonderful." O5-4 told.
_{Alright… They are in Washington D.C. In the center of the town, you'll see a building with the Chaos Insurgency logo painted on it."}
You betrayed your commanders! And only for money. Who are you? Judas?" O5-5 yelled, taking a knife out of his robe and killing the agent.
_{Good job, 5! Now, let's go!" The Founder said.
They took a plane to Washington D.C. and found the building.
O5-4 took a bomb from the plane and blew up the door.
The five overwatchers rushed to see the Delta Command. After they found them, the job was easy. Every commander was shot and the O5s went back to their base once again.}
The traitors are down. The Serpent's Hand is next. 8, kill The Black Queen from this universe and I'll take care to kill the rest of the members." O5-1 said.
O5-8 went to his castle and ordered that Allison Cho was brought to him. The Black Queen, Allison Cho, was kidnapped and sent to O5-8.
_{Ah, Allison!" The 8th overseer greeted her. ,,O5-1's grandaughter! You have quite the reputation. Now, I might not be the most powerful man, but I am allowed to kill you! Your grandpa is more powerful than me, the rest of the council, the administrator and the ethics committee. He is the founder, after all!"}
What do you want from me?!" Cho asked
_{So, you are The Black Queen!" the counselor said, ignoring her question. ,, Prove to me to me that you are anomalous, lift my palace with one hand! Come on, queen of the black"
D-class starting dancing behind the overseer as he screamed ,,That's all you have to do and I'll let you go! Or has something gone wrong?"}
I… I can't do it." The Balck Queen responded.
_{You are a joke, you're not a queen! Quick, D-Class! Tie her to a tree outside!"
The Class-D did as they were asked and O5-8 set the tree on fire. Allison's screams made him laugh so hard, the D-class got scared of him.
Meanwhile, O5-1 made a false meeting and all of The Serpent's Hand members were killed by a bomb that was put in the meeting room.
The O5 Council met again, talking about the next people to kill.}
The Book Mice are terminated. The Global Occult Coalition is next."
The Global Occult Coalition's termination was easy, since all of the members were at 3 locations that were destroyed with some bombs. The leaders were given amnesticts, since they helped The SCP Foundation in the past, so they didn't deserve to die.
_{The Neutralization Men are down. The next are not a group of interest, but they have to die. The ethics committee. They have 50 personnel, all of which have a meeting right now." O5-1 announced.}
What if we kill the ethics committee the way one of the most unethical men did?" O5-6 asked. _{With poisonous gas."}
Alright!" O5-1 responded, pressing a button from his desk. "They are dying right now! Now that the Evi Angels are down, it's the Administrator's turn. Again, not a group of interest, but a traitor."
O5-1 went to the administrator and pulled a gun from his robe.
,,Say hello to my grandfather, even if you won't be in the same place!" O5-1 yelled.
He shot the administrator and went back to his base.
He went to sleep, knowing that the MTF units will kill all of the O5 Council until the next day, except for him, of course, since he made the order, and he will be the only power over the entire world.
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DATE: 27 May 2021 07:19

Item #: SCP-5518

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5518 is to be stored at Site-19 in six secure storage lockers. By order of the Ethics Committee, no direct access to SCP-5518 is currently permitted.

Description: SCP-5518 is a set of six square plates of an unknown stone material, measuring 0.5 meters in length, 0.5 meters in width, and 1.5 cm in depth. These plates are designed to be assembled into a box and are each inscribed with the same text in a different language¹, as noted in Addendum-5518. This text provides the instructions for activating the primary anomalous function of SCP-5518.

The primary function of SCP-5518 is to implement an instantaneous YK-Class Reality Restructuring Event, wherein the baseline reality would be consumed in order to generate an identical mirror reality. SCP-5518 and its contents are not affected by this event, and reappear in the mirror reality at a time and location that is determined by the activation procedure. Objects and information may thus be transferred between the baseline and mirror reality by storing them in the assembled box form of SCP-5518 prior to activation.

Discovery: SCP-5518 was discovered when it spontaneously materialized in an empty vault in Site-19 as a fully assembled box. The appearance of SCP-5518 was immediately flagged by the on-site surveillance system, and Foundation agents were dispatched to assess any possible threats. When SCP-5518 was subsequently disassembled into its plate components, a large number of printed files were found inside, including the following:

• Security credentials to establish that SCP-5518 was sent by a duly authorized member of the Foundation.
• The locations and special containment procedures for SCP-231, SCP-2845, and SCP-3600².
• The construction plans for building SCP-711 and preventing the breakdown of SCP-2000.
• The operational data for Project Palisade.
• [REDACTED]

Addendum-5518-A: A transcription of the text inscribed on each plate of SCP-5518:

This is not salvation. This box represents our greatest failure, and we have used it only as our last resort, to deliver a warning for the threats we were too late to overcome. These threats will come to you in time. We could not survive them, and we sacrifice all that we have left to deliver our warning. Do not let our deaths be in vain.

This box is designed to deliver its contents through a reset of reality. These functions may be activated by [INSTRUCTIONS EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE].

You are now the baseline reality. You are the second chance we never had, and should you fail to hold the darkness at bay, the box awaits. Pass on your warnings, accept your condemnation as we have, and the new world will continue to try again.

+FURTHER ACCESS RESTRICTED TO LEVEL 5 CREDENTIALS

Document-5518: The following document is an abridged compilation of the circumstances that preceded the use of SCP-5518 in prior iterations of reality.

Designation	Description	Aftermath
XA-1	The earliest known iteration of reality that included the use of SCP-5518. Society develops along an overall positive trend regarding economic trends, environmental factors, and social upheaval, surpassing present society by approximately 1.5 standard deviations. This trend continues until 2089, when first anomalies are discovered by the general public. The Foundation is established in an attempt to contain this threat, but ultimately proves ineffective, resulting in the rapid collapse of social order. By the year 2098, anomalous phenomena have rendered the planet unsuitable for sustained human life.	SCP-5518 provides the first formal instructions for developing special containment procedures, and the coordinates to discover SCP-001.
XA-2	The Foundation is established in the year 1824, approximately two years prior to the discovery of anomalous phenomena. Subsequent investigations bring the Foundation into conflict with various groups of interest, including the Church of the Broken God, the Serpent’s Hand, and Marshall, Carter, and Dark, Ltd. The escalation of these conflicts leads to the public gaining knowledge of anomalous phenomena, and subsequently, an international arms race for weaponized anomalies. Finally, in the year 1970, President Robert Kennedy initiates a conflict between all known groups of interest that results in the collapse of human civilization.	SCP-5518 provides the full documentation of SCP-3000 and the development of amnestics. Further instructions are included to describe the precise time and method for assassinating Robert Kennedy.
XB-3	In an attempt to proactively combat the rise of anomalous phenomena, the Foundation uses knowledge gained by SCP-5518 to conduct covert infiltrations of all major nations. Any known groups of interest are rapidly suppressed, and a shadow government is established across global society by the year 1998. Minimal anomalous activity is noted after this point. However, civil liberties are effectively eliminated from the general population, and multiple rebellions are attempted to usurp Foundation rule. The largest of these rebellions eventually manages to assassinate the O5 council in the year 2043, leading to the subsequent collapse of society and the theft of SCP-5518 by parties unknown.	The contents of SCP-5518 from this iteration are unknown, as the item was utilized by non-Foundation personnel. SCP-5518 was utilized an unknown number of times before it was finally reclaimed by the Foundation in iteration XC-4.
XC-4	The Foundation is established in the year 1778, when SCP-5518 spontaneously materializes in the custody of Anna Strong, a Culper Ring spy. Foundation carries out its mission with minimal interference to public society, and nearly 4000 SCPs are successfully contained by the year 1921. After this point however, reality appears to undergo a spontaneous loss of integrity. Symptoms begin with the disappearance of physical locales and culminate in the disappearance of various laws of physics. SCP-5518 is utilized in the year 2012, just prior to the complete disintegration of the timeline.	SCP-5518 provides approximately 80% of the current SCP database. Despite extensive research, no definitive cause is identified for the collapse of reality and investigations continue in iteration XC-5.
XC-5	The most recent prior iteration of reality. The Foundation is established in the year 1843 and immediately continues investigating the collapse of iteration XC-4. A working theory proposes that SCP-5518 may have been involved in the prior collapse of reality. This leads to the decision to restrict all access to SCP-5518 and its contents. Anomalous phenomena subsequently undergoes a rapid increase and renders the planet unsuitable for sustained human life by the year 1901.	SCP-5518 provides a revised standard for establishing an effective Ethics Committee for the Foundation.

Ethics Addendum: The following statement was issued by the Foundation Ethics Committee to the O5 Council.

SCP-5518 represents a unique opportunity for the Foundation. The power to reset reality is simultaneously the power to choose the outcomes of reality, and yes, we could use this to warn against K-Class scenarios or convey instructions for a better future. However, the use of SCP-5518 is not acceptable under any circumstances.

First, anomalies are unpredictable, and we cannot entrust the whole of reality to an object that cannot even be properly tested. Perhaps it worked for our predecessors, but how can we be sure that it will work again? How can we be sure that it won’t come with unwanted side effects? These are questions we will never definitively answer.

More importantly however, the Foundation owes its sole duty to our baseline reality. The improvement of any mirror reality is entirely irrelevant, as these realities would not be our own. Our predecessors may have surrendered their responsibility, but for better or for worse, this is our world now, and we will make our stand until the end. SCP-5518 is therefore prohibited from all future use.

Disassemble the box and lock away the plates; secure, contain, protect. Nothing else matters.

Footnotes

1. These languages include English, Mandarin, Spanish, Hindi, ASCII binary code, and an unknown script, bearing no resemblance to any known language or writing style, past or present.

2. None of these SCPs had been discovered at this time.

3. An organism that gets its nutrients by consuming other organisms

4. Prunus americana

5. note although this SCP is sapient, sentient and has the ability to talk, it is not a human, and doesn't look humanoid.

6. Whoever added this is in serious trouble, as I requested for this "incident" not to be mentioned.

7. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2050

8. Due to the nature of this revelation, the information was held there has been expunged.

9. For the people who are curious on what exactly could have happened to the retrieval team, reread the end of Addendum-XXXX-A.

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DATE: 27 May 2021 07:04

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Ideas: self walking boots, enchanted carvers tools, Hydrokinetic crab

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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP XXXX instances are to be contained within a 7*7*3 meter containment unit outfitted to match their original habitat with approximately 15 litres of water used. Instances are to have no additonal access to water within a 50 meter radius of the instance. Instances are to be kept in the basement of site 95 with food provided via automation. Researchers and containment staff are to keep a small amount acid–base-catalysed hydrolysis, this is to be thrown within the water used by the instance, in case of it posing a threat to the individual.

Description:
SCP XXXX are a group of 27 crustaceans recovered off of the coast of ████████ Norway on the 12th of December 20██. These crustaceans are similar in appearance to the Red King Crab commonly found in Norway.

These crusteaceans exhibit the unusual ability to utilize hydrokinesis. This ability differ depending on the instance, with some having greater control and range with this ability than others. Tests have shown that instances can have a maximum weight manipulation of between 2-7 m³ and a range of use ranging between a radius of 10-35 meters. The velocity at which instances can move the water requires further testing.

Dissection of deceased specimen have shown that they have a large lump of additional nerveclusters, between 2-4 grams, located in their dorsal ganglion. This additional lump is theorized to be responsible for their anamalous properties.

Addendum:

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DATE: 27 May 2021 03:55

The O5 Council had a meeting. It was their usual weekly meeting, nothing weird. O5-1 wasn't paying any attention, so after a few minutes he yelled _{I had enough of this!"
The rest of the Council was petrified. Were they going to get fired? ,,We have a lot of power, but we are no match for The Founder." they thought.}
The SCP Foundation has too much negativity, too much sadness, too much evil and too much angriness! I want us to be better, to be more… I don't know… wholesome! I am going to go away now, see you later, counselors!" O5-1 said while leaving the meeting room.
The next day, he changed his peronality. He was making jokes, he was smiling and he was singing all day long. O5-1 wanted to stop having any enemies. _{Who should I start with?" he said to himself, spinning in his chair ,,Ah, I know! Bright, Clef, Kondraki and Strelnikov are the best to start with!"
The founder went to Site-19 and made a meeting with the four personnel.} 
Hello, gentlemen" he said. _{I am here to apologize. I was mean to you. I was selfish. You have the right to be happy and to do what makes you smile."}
But, sir, we should be sorry. We made you mad so many times!" Dr. Kondraki remarked.
_{I know you did but it was my fault. For example, Dr. Bright is immortal, so he should have fun. And Clef, I contained your daughter! If I were you, I would be upset!"
The doctors and the agent came to O5-1 and shook his hand. After doing that, they all said ,,We forgive you, sir!"
O5-1 had a small tear forming in the corner of his eye as he asked ,,So, can I call you friends now?".}
Yes, of course you can!" Dr. Bright answered.
After a few days, O5-6 started to hate O5-1's good mood, so he hired a hitman to kill him.
The first overseer was baking  when the hitman broke into his place.
_{Ah, I didn't see you there! Here, have these fresh baked cookies!" O5-1 offered ,,They are hot, be careful!"
The assasin took a cookie and ate it. ,, It's delicious!" he said.
The counselor poored two cups of tea and started to talk with the man that had to end his life. However, after an hour of discussion, the man forgot his mission and left with a smile on his face.
The next month, O5-1 freed all harmless humanoid SCPs, stopped poverty, world hunger with SCP 038 and became the administrator.  He got rid of the ethics committee, since he was ethical enough for all of the foundation.
He played with SCP 999 and had dinner with SCP 5031 daily. There were no more containment breaches and every dangerous SCP became friendly after getting visited by the overseer He revived Jack Bright's parents and started The SCP Foundation Weekly Party.
He visited his old friends, like The Gate Guardian.
The next week, the Council had another meeting.}
I am afraid of my next visit. I want to make peace with the Chaos Insurgency. They killed our versions from that universe… Well, I am immortal here so that's good!" O5-1 told O5-3.
_{You made Bright be your friend, 1. The Chaos Insurgency isn't that bad!" O5-2 responded.}
I guess you're right, 2!"
O5-1 left to the Chaos Insurgency's commanders' base. He gently knocked on the door. He was greeted by one of the leaders, the one that created the Chaos Insurgency. 
_{Hello, do you have time to chat with an old friend?" O5-1 asked.}
Sure, but who are you?" the commander responded.
_{I am… O5-1. I am here to apologize. I treated you badly and you turned your back against me. It's normal for you to do so."}
Oh, my! So, why shouldn't I kill you?!"
_{Because my mistakes already did to my soul."}
Come on in." the commander said
He entered the building and said _{Hello! I am O5-1. Could you forgive an old, jolly man, such as myself?"
After hours of descussion, the leaders agreed. They forgave O5-1 and moved to his side.
O5-1 made peace with all of his enemies in a few years, but he was the most nervous about a man he had a conflict with. He wasn't an enemy, but a man O5-1 used to be the best friend of. The counselor had a fight with him and he didn't speak to him ever since.
He went to Dr. Gears' office and entered it.}
Hi… I am here to… apologize…" O5-1 told Dr. Gears.
_{Hi, dad. It's good to see you…" Gears said.}
I want to apologize for being so mad at you for chaging your family name. For so many years, I was sorry about it every day."
_{I forgive you, father." Gears said.}
Do you want to do something? I know a good place to go fishing. It's not in Canada, so don't worry about bloody lakes."
O5-1 tried to make a dad joke, but we can see it wasn't good.
_{Sure, but I need to ask the site director first"}
Forget about that guy! I am a million times more powerful than him. I could fire him with a wave of my hand"
_{Talking about firing, did you make peace with or got rid of  the ethics committee as well?"}
That's too much. I just got rid of them. Some things, like my never ending dislike for them, do not end."
Dr. Gears and the overseer went fishing and had the fun of their lives.
To this day, O5-1 is still happy. Right when I am writing this, all personnel from Site-19 and me are having a party at his place.
The next message is what he wants me to tell all of you.
,,Be good. Be polite. If you aren't, look at me. In a year, I went from being an evil leader to a jolly old man. I created the foundation almost 200 years ago and I only got to be nice now.
With all of the respect in the world,
O5-1"
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DATE: 27 May 2021 03:23

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Pending

Special Containment Procedures: Pending

Description: SCP-XXXX is…. Nothing. I'll finish it later.

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DATE: 26 May 2021 23:07

"The amount of activity and uncontrollable danger related to this anomaly in such a large, populated, and continuously expanding area poses an information breach and possibly a worldwide threat if a method of containment isn't found, concerning the reclassification of SCP-6000 from Keter class." - O5-██

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Special Containment Procedures:
All instances related to SCP-6000 must be contained immediately. Containment on-site is acceptable, especially if the instance is unmovable plant growth. Any movable instances must be contained at secure locations within the 6000-Zone. Instances are not to be brought outside of the 6000-Zone. Civilians witnessing any of the instances are to be amnesticized. Large-scale amnesticization is permittable, but is currently unadvised.

Evacuation measures must take place during the event of a large-scale uncontrollable instance, such as pollen or spores, to prevent mass deaths. All of Dane County, Wisconsin should be evacuated in such a situation, as the threat is greatest there.

No one is allowed to enter SCP-6000 without approval from at least two O-5 council members. All groups must sanitize completely before entering, and when inside must use level-5 hazmat gear and shouldn't exceed more than an hour in length. Upon the completion of the mission, hazmat suits are to be destroyed via incineration, and all members must again completely sanitize.

No fewer than four guards are to be stationed at the entrance of SCP-6000. If any entity is seen exiting from SCP-6000, it must be contained immediately and brought to Site-608.

The expanse of the 6000-Zone is to be updated biweekly based on the locations of instances outside of the currently existing 6000-Zone.

"With the recent increase of activity related to SCP-6000, it is questionable that we should simply stop the usage of amnestics on civilians in the immediate area surrounding SCP-6000. Surely, the amount of times that we have had to amnesticize the entire population of Madison and it's suburbs has to have some effect on their health, mental or physical. I suggest that we consider stopping the usage of amnestics on the local population, even if it's only for certain situations." -Dr. McGowan

"Asking to stop the amnesticization of half a million people when faced with anomalous entities is quite a big request. That request will have to be denied. The effects of amnesticizing these individuals so many times will be researched, and the possible health effects will be taken into consideration for future amnesticizations." -O5-██

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Description:
SCP-6000 is a plant-based ecosystem located about 500 meters underneath the UW Madison Arboretum in Madison, Wisconsin. It was discovered in 1927, and protected under the guise of the Arboretum. The ecosystem is spherical in shape, so that it is located on the inside of the sphere. Localized gravity allows for the access of all sides of the sphere without falling. The total area of the sphere is approximately 200 square kilometers. The ecosystem is only accessible via [REDACTED].

The inhabitants consist of various plant-based animalistic creatures. These beings appear to rely on SCP-6000 for their existence, as they have shown to be unable to survive outside of it's confines. This is because SCP-6000 is able to create and support the complex evolution or mutation of plants. This allows the creatures inside SCP-6000 to develop complex plant tissues that allow for movement, heterotrophism³, and the development of organ systems. Longer exposure times to SCP-6000 will lead to more complex evolutions or mutations.

Animals, especially humans, when introduced to SCP-6000 experience no changes to themselves. However, any plant material, such as spores or pollen caught in hair or pores in the skin, will mutate and evolve without regard to the subject; this will typically result in the death of the subject. Hazmat suits have been shown to temporarily ward off the effects of SCP-6000 for up to an hour and a half.

On 10/23/2018, The Foundation discovered that SCP-6000's ability to cause and support complex evolution of plants escaped the ecosystem; thus, the entities within the ecosystem are able to survive on the surface, and complex plants are able to be created on the surface. The area that is affected by SCP-6000 is designated as the "6000-Zone". The 6000-Zone is constantly expanding and is unable to be contained or slowed, as it has no physical or detectable form, other than the anomalies that are created within it.

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Addendum A - Notable Anomalous Instances From SCP-6000:
As of 06/01/2021, there have been over 13,000 separate instances of events caused by the energy seeping from SCP-6000.

+ 6000-001

SCP-6000-001

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10/23/2018 - Madison, Wisconsin, USA

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Containment Procedures

SCP-6000-001 is currently contained at Site-608. It is to be fed twice daily. Thick rubber gloves are to be worn when handling it.

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Description

SCP-6000-001 is a small, 7cm tall rodent-like creature. It is made entirely of an oak-wood based substance, although it is softer and slightly elastic. What would be bark has changed to a soft, fluffy alternative. The "bark" provides insulation for the creature, and also hides thorns that produce a substance that can partially dissolve cellulose. SCP-6000-001 was contained after discovering it wandering outside ████████ ███████, and was eventually traced back to the entrance of SCP-6000.
This restarted the investigation into SCP-6000, as previous investigations ended prior to 1930.

+ 6000-005

SCP-6000-005

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11/16/2018 - Cottage Grove, Wisconsin, USA

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Containment Procedures

SCP-6000-005 are currently being held at Site-609. They are to be fed five times daily. They are not allowed outside access when temperatures are below 13 degrees Celsius.

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Description

SCP-6000-005 are a heard of seven 1.4m tall, soybean-based bovines. They have complete nervous and digestive organ systems, although lack any others; how they are able to function this way is unknown. They are extremely sensitive to temperature, and will cease function when temperatures reach 12.8 degrees Celsius.
SCP-6000-005 proved that SCP-6000 can create more than one of the same instance separately.

+ 6000-057

SCP-6000-057

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04/07/2019 - Adams & Marquette Counties, Wisconsin, USA

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Containment Procedures

Site-609 has been built around SCP-6000-005 to prevent the "Plum Fairies" from escaping. If any do escape, they are to be terminated immediately. Any growing plums from the tree are to be harvested daily and incinerated to prevent any hatching. The consumption of plums is not permitted.

Maturation times appear to be shortening; hatching is happening in as little as 17 hours now. If this trend continues, I suggest the usage of protective gear while harvesting. -Dr. Wagner

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Description

SCP-6000-005 is an American Plum tree⁴, approximately 105 meters wide and 21 meters tall. The tree produces both a pink and purple bioluminescent glow on the leaves. It is is very fertile, producing anywhere from 300-1,200 plums per day. If the plums mature for about 20 hours, on or off the tree, a "Plum Fairie" will hatch. These creatures are 9-17cm in height, and they are made entirely of plum fruit. They are highly aggressive, and travel together in swarms to search for a food source, typically animals, which they will then devour in a manner similar to piranhas. SCP-6000-005 was discovered after reports of a large tree growing overnight and reports of cattle going missing reached staff at Site-608.

+ 6000-094

SCP-6000-094

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+ 6000-246

SCP-6000-246

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+ 6000-382

SCP-6000-382

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+ 6000-383

SCP-6000-383

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Fitchburg, Wisconsin, USA

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+ 6000-512

SCP-6000-512

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Dane County, Wisconsin, USA

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SCP-6000-512 instances are contained on-site. Sulfuric acid is to be used to destroy the plants weekly to prevent any further growth and to prevent any further deaths. New instances are to be reported immediately and treated with sulfuric acid. Barbed wire fences must surround each instance.

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Description

SCP-6000-512 is a honeysuckle-based carnivorous plant. It has appeared all across southeast Dane county, from Montrose to Sun Prairie, it has not yet appeared outside of the county. It appears similar to honeysuckle, but it has small needles across its branches that produce a toxin that have an immediate paralyzing effect on animals. The toxin will then cause the animal to slowly liquify to be digested by the plant via the roots.

+ 6000-668

SCP-6000-668

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07/14/2019 - Verona, Wisconsin, USA

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SCP-6000-668 is currently contained on-site. It is to be burned every two weeks to prevent overgrowth. Introduction of other plants is not permitted.

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Description

SCP-6000-668 is a red moss that has completely overtaken 5 acres of land. The moss has a degrading effect on other plants and will destroy and completely replace it, so that the image of the plant that was previously there is now replaced with the moss. It is unknown if the plants are used as nutrition, or if they are simply destroyed. Plants that are introduced to the area will be replaced by the moss starting from the point of contact and spreading from there. Other instances from SCP-6000 that are introduced will react the same, regardless of their nature. After a while, the moss that has replaced another plant will slowly warp and lose it's shape. Animals that are introduced will not be affected by it.

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SCP-6000-728

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SCP-6000-823

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SCP-6000-891

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SCP-6000-978

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SCP-6000-1076

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SCP-6000-1116

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05/24/2021- Superior, Wisconsin/ Duluth, Minnesota, USA

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Containment Procedures

SCP-6000-1116 is currently contained on-site in Lake Superior; containment is provided by Site-87. Chains are to be inspected weekly for stability and rust. Any seaweed growth is to be trimmed daily. Diving in the area is not to be permitted to the public.

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Description

SCP-6000-1116 is a 27 meter long seaweed-based serpent. It has no internal organ systems, and primitive muscles and skin. The muscles act slowly, letting the creature move at a max speed of 4kmh. It’s skin is loosely patched together, so that there are holes. Seaweed grows off of its body at accelerated rates, and will grow up to 4 meters in a day. It has shown no signs of aggression, but will eat fish, which will then swim outside of it’s body.

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SCP-6000-1288

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05/29/2021 - Windsor, Ontario, Canada

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Containment Procedures

SCP-6000-1288 is currently being held at Area-12.

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Description

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Addendum B: Exploration Within SCP-6000:

Test Log 1

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06/02/2019

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Forward

Mission Control is Dr. McGowan, Head Researcher for SCP-6000. Subjects are D-2785, D-3228, and D-4769. All subjects are Caucasian males, ages 29, 32, and 33. All subjects have audio and video equipment. Subjects are not wearing protective gear. Three previous missions inside, taking place in 1925 and 1926, yielded no results as subjects did not return; this is the first mission since.

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BEGIN LOG

Feed starts just after subjects enter SCP-6000. All three cameras are motionless as the subjects stare at their surroundings. A dense forested environment surrounds them; most of the plants are covered in bioluminescent leaves, most green, yellow, blue, or orange, providing enough light to pass as a sunny day, despite it being underground. The trees span approximately 25 meters above, and the leaves completely block any view. A vine in D-3228's feed with blue bioluminescent leaves slowly curls around a tree, but it goes unnoticed.
D-3228 is asked to climb a tree to get a better view, as he is the most physically fit of the group. D-2785 and D-4769 are asked to collect samples to bring back. D-3228 starts climbing the nearest tree, approximately 28 meters high, with orange bioluminescent leaves and a dark red bioluminescent moss covering the bark. D-3228 climbs for two minutes without incident. As he is about 3/4 of the way up, he is startled by a creature that shrieks at him before leaping away. D-3228 is asked to describe the creature, as the camera didn't get a good view of it.
"It was like a squirrel, but it was all green, and it had no hair, ya know. I swear it almost looked like it was covered in leaves!"
D-3228 continues climbing without incident. Upon getting over the canopy, D-3228 stops for a moment, before Dr. McGowan requests that he removes his camera to get a better view. D-3228 obliges, and removes the camera. D-3228 scans the entire area above the trees, showing that the entire ecosystem is in the shape of a sphere, with the bioluminescent trees and plants illuminating the entire place. Flying creatures are able to be seen soaring over the trees, chasing other creatures traveling through the trees. The camera pans behind D-3228, to show a large patch of land, starting about 200 meters away and accounting for approximately 1/4 of the sphere, that resembles a prairie. The prairie is darker than the rest of the ecosystem, as there are fewer bioluminescent plants. Creatures can be seen running around in the prairie, although details are difficult to make out.
On the ground, D-2785's camera captures D-4769 scratching at his neck and face. D-2785 asks D-4769 what's wrong. D-4769 responds that his face and neck are itching, and he thinks that it might be his pollen allergies. D-4769 continues scratching, but no further incidents happen on the ground for several minutes.
D-3228 captures a creature race past him several meters away on top of the trees. It was too fast for any clear images. One of the flying creatures then passes overhead, illuminating it's underside. The creature was entirely green, it's wings were shaped similarly to a maple leaf, it's head was pointed, and it had a tail that was longer, but matched the design of the wings. No further incidence happened for one minute, before D-3228 was asked to descend.
On the ground, the two subjects were informed that D-3228 was descending. D-2785 was caught scratching his head by D-4769's camera. Dr. McGowan then ordered the two subjects to finish up their sample collecting and place them by the entrance. A couple of minutes go by, and the two place their samples by the entrance. They wait over by the tree, and view that D-3228 is almost down. D-3228 is heard screaming, and the tree is seen opening up, pulling D-3228 in.
Immediately afterward, D-4769 is heard screaming. D-2785 faces D-4769, showing an orange mass covering the side of his head and neck. The mass is growing and sprouting leaves, continuing to cover D-4769's body. D-4769 suddenly ceases, and drops to the ground. D-2785 is then heard screaming, shouting for something to get off of him. D-2785 drops to the ground as a substance partially covers the camera. A creature is seen above him, completely green in color, resembling a mountain lion. The underside of the creature opens up, with vines reaching out and bringing in the subject.

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Post-Mission Notes

Samples collected by D-2785 and D-4769 were retrieved later that day, as well as a sample of the material growing on D-4769. All samples from collected plants matched similarly to plants native to the midwestern United States, although there was significant genetic and physical differences. The sample collected from D-4769 matched with several pollens from local plants. It is hypothesized that the pollens were located in the pores of all subjects before they went through significant mutations.
New measures will be required prior to entering SCP-6000: complete sanitization to rid of any possible pollens, and hazmat suits, to see if they provide any protections.

Test Log 2

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07/18/2019

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Forward

Mission Control is Dr. McGowan, Head Researcher for SCP-6000. Subjects are D-2983, a 29 year-old Caucasian male; D-2994, a 31 year-old Hisapanic female; and D-4108, a 32 year old Black male. All subjects are wearing level-3 hazmat gear, and are outfitted with video and audio equipment.

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DATE: 26 May 2021 21:01

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Physics book that breaks reality
Flute that brings back memories
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Matter only tangible to living matter
Cat with fractal pattern fur
flesh key (opposite skeleton key)
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Flesh Key

Item #: SCP-ZZZZ

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: When not used, SCP-ZZZZ is to be kept in a standard item locker with a password changed monthly. Requests to test SCP-ZZZZ require Level 3 approval. SCP-ZZZZ is never to be brought near any anomalous containers.

Description: SCP-ZZZZ is a key, similar in shape to a modern house key, appearing to be made out of living biological matter. Its current size is 20 cm, however, it has shown the ability to expand and contract when used. The temperature of SCP-ZZZZ is always at 37.2 degrees, slightly warmer than a human's internal temperature.
Its anomalous effects activate whenever SCP-ZZZZ is used as a key. When SCP-ZZZZ is brought near any object capable of being locked, SCP-ZZZZ will change shape to a form that will be able to lock said object. This includes electronic locks and devices. If SCP-ZZZZ is brought near an object incapable of being locked, it will not change shape.
When handling SCP-ZZZZ, subjects report feeling a pulse, similar to a heartbeat. The pulse gradually shifts to match the subject's heartbeat. Feelings of disgust have been determined to be non-anomalous in nature.

Acquisition: SCP-ZZZZ was acquired by a Foundation front at an anomalous items auction. Due to the nature of many of the other attendees and the security measures in place, a raid was deemed too high-risk. Instead, Agent M. Rine was tasked with infiltrating the auction for the purpose of gathering information on the attendees and the items sold. In order to maintain cover, the agent was instructed to place bids on various low-value items, including SCP-ZZZZ. The mission was considered a success, with Agent M. Rine relaying large amounts of information on multiple POIs, GOIs, and anomalous objects.

Testing Log

Item	Reaction by SCP-ZZZZ
Common door lock (unlocked)	SCP-ZZZZ formed into a duplicate of the key required to lock the door
Common door lock (locked)	Same results as above, however, SCP-ZZZZ was unable to unlock the door, despite being the correct shape
Garage door (remote activated)	SCP-ZZZZ formed into a transmitter similar to the actual remote, but only the "close door" and "lock door" buttons worked
Laptop	SCP-ZZZZ took the form of a USB drive. When plugged in, it immediately ran a program that brought the laptop back to its lock screen
High-security safe	Despite the multiple layers of security required to lock the safe, SCP-ZZZZ was able to bypass the security measures and lock the safe within 15 seconds of being in proximity. Of note is that locking the safe by non-anomalous means took, on average, 55 seconds longer.
SCP-████	When SCP-ZZZZ was brought near SCP-████, [Redacted] explosive force determined to be roughly ███ gigajoules. Recontainment achieved █ days later with █ personnel deaths and ██ admitted to the medical ward. Containment procedures updated accordingly.

Fractal Cat

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DATE: 26 May 2021 18:58

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SCP-5342.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5342 is to be kept in a standard safe class containment chamber with a glass panel for monitoring during tests. SCP-5324 poses no threat to anyone and all staff with level 2 clearance and above should be allowed inside its containment chamber. SCP-5342 is currently held at site 23.

Description: SCP-5342 is a 0.9144 m tall (3 ft), 0.6096 m (2 ft) wide chair that looks to be from the victorian era. SCP-5342 Has a red Upholstery seat and a wooden back and cross rail. It has 4 legs made up of the same wood. Any person who sits down on SCP-5342 will immediately state that the chair is warm, they will also to express a feeling of euphoria, followed by a feeling of relaxation. subjects will also report felling a slight bumping pulse under them. The reason for this is that in fact SCP-5342 is alive. In side of SCP-5342's Seat are multiple organs. A heart, lungs and an unknown organ though to be the producer of the strange effects given to whoever sits on it. SCP-5342 Dose not need to eat and dose not have a mouth. It is currently unknown how SCP-5342 even breaths. Subjects who sit on SCP-5342 will become extremely attached with the chair and will not get up unless they are forcefully removed.

Addendum: Circumstances of Retrieval: SCP-5342 was discovered at an auction by a foundation researcher in 20██. At the auction a young man had sat down to try the chair, after 10 minutes the Auctioneer asked him to move, the man refused. The auctioneer called the police and eventually he was arrested. the foundation later contained him. Apparently SCP-5342 had belonged to an older gentleman until his wife had decided to sell it. She was taken in for questioning and then administered class-D amnesties before she was released. Unfortunately her husband had passed away a short time after she sold the chair.

Audio log from Interview 5342-2

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Interviewer: Dr. Olivia.

Interviewee: Clara █████.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Olivia: Hello Clara, how are you doing.

Clara: Were am I! Why am I here!

Dr. Olivia: You're at a top secret government location of sort.

Clara: What did I do!? Am I trouble?

Dr. Olivia: No Clara, we just need to ask you a few questions.

Clara: Ok… about what.

Dr. Olivia: Your husbands chair.

Clara: What!? That old thing! I hated it. Thats why I sold it.

Dr. Olivia: why did you hate it Clara.

Clara: He loved it. Thats why, he loved it more than me. And I hated it, a chair getting more attention than me.

Dr. Olivia: Did you ever sit in it?

Clara: Oh hevens no! He wouldn't let me get within 5 feet if the ugly thing.

Dr. Olivia: when did he get the chair?

Clara: About 5 years back. A coworker gave it to him at his retirement party. After that he spent most of his day in the awful chair, and recently before his passing he started sleeping on it. It scared me, I didn't know what was happening so I did what any loving wife would do. I sold it.

Dr. Olivia: Do you remember the coworkers name?

Clara: Oh no. It was 5 years ago, I am after all an older woman.

Dr. Olivia: Thank you Clara.

<End Log>

Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX "The Talking Squirrel"!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 26 May 2021 17:38

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

The anomaly must be contained in a humanoid containment cell⁵, and given the amenities given to a normal human, like a mini-house containing a kitchen and a bathroom with an in-built artificial pond to serve as a shower.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a squirrel, with all the organs and features of a squirrel, other than the fact it can talk and thinks its a human being, Homo Sapiens. For example, it jumps into a pond ever day, in an attempt to "shower" and trying to breach containment at 07:00 am, claiming it's going to "work". During that time, it attacks everything that tries to stop it from breaching containment. These things include:

• the wall
• containment chamber entrance
• a shoe thrown at it
• the guarding MTF's helmet
• the same MTF's head⁶

The SCP is a professional at many things humans can do, like carpentry, creating weapons and armor, cooking food, etc. The foundation has attempted to turn this squirrel into a human, and to be employed as a member of the Foundation, thanks to the fact it can do and create a great many things. The squirrel is also a polyglot and claims to be of Anglo-Saxon origin.

Addendum:

SCP-XXXX's first interview, being interviewed by Junior Researcher █████.

SCP-XXXX: What do you want, buster. I'm tryin' to get to work, unless you don't see.

Junior Researcher █████: I am here to interview you, mainly on your habits of not acting like a squirrel.

SCP-XXXX: Of course I don't act like a squirrel, I'm a human for god's sake, why do you people not believe me? Just let me out of here already, I just need to get to work.

Junior Researcher █████: Unfortunately, I can't let you out, as that would count as breaching and cause me to be terminated.

SCP-XXXX: Sure, sure. No need to lie, you over-reacting buffoon. Just let me out of here, and I promise, no one will know. Got it?

Junior Researcher █████: No, I'm here to answer my questions and that's what you will do.

at that moment, SCP-XXXX leaped up and clawed at Junior Researcher █████'s face. After the interview, stricter measures were put into place to avoid such incidents occurring again.

At January 12 2014, the O5 council decided to attempt in introducing SCP-XXXX to SCP-2050-2⁷, the current leader of the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights". This is what happened.

SCP-2050-2: Hello, brother. What do you require today?
SCP-XXXX: I'm not your brother, and who are you anyway?
SCP-2050-2: I am the Grand Master of the Brotherhood.
SCP-XXXX: And how does that make me your brother?
SCP-2050-2: All squirrels are related, together, one entity. We move together, decide together, help each other, and work together. This foundation might be supplying us with metal for armor and weaponry, but they are always against each other.
SCP-XXXX: And? What does that have to do with me? I have to go home, you know. I have a life that extends beyond a pitiful squirrel cult.
SCP-2050-2: The brotherhood of mine isn't a cult. And it would like to recruit you, thanks to your many skills.
SCP-XXXX: If I join you, would I be let out of this freakshow of a place?
SCP-2050-2: Fortunately not, as we're in the care of the Foundation.
SCP-XXXX: You know, speaking of humans, I used to be a [REDACTED]⁸ once.
Researchers currently watching the tests had their mouths agape, and quickly noted it down in their notebooks. Then they separated SCP-2050-2 and SCP-XXXX.
End of cross-test log.

This is an account of the original retrieval and capture of SCP-XXXX. The events were so unusual that we had to log it, for further information.

Sigma-83, "Animal Control" was sent into the Canadian woods after an anonymous farmer tipped the local police about them seeing a talking squirrel.

Task Force Leader Bennett: speaks into radio We're entering the supposed location of the sighted anomaly, haven't seen anything so far but we're going in to look further.
Task Force Recruit James: What is the anomaly, anyway? We were never briefed about what it was.
Task Force Senior Operative Gray: It's this squirrel that talks.
Task Force Recruit James: *laughs* Sorry, couldn't keep it in. Did you just say, a squirrel that talks?
Senior Operative Gray: Yes, I just did. Got a problem with that?
Task Force Leader Bennett: That's enough, operatives. Get ready to land.
*The helicopter carrying the MTF squad started to land, and the pilot held two hands up, for the victory sign, and wished them luck.*
*Half an hour later, they spotted the anomaly.*
Task Force Leader Bennett: speaks into radio Got visuals on the squirrel.
*They creep up towards the squirrel, which is turned around. They thought it would be easy, but they were wrong..⁹*

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DATE: 26 May 2021 16:50

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    --header-height-on-desktop: 10rem;
    --header-height-on-mobile: 10rem;
    --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: -moz-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    --header-h1-font-size: calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
}
 
#header {
    background: none;
}
 
#header::before {
    content: " ";
    position: absolute;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.75rem;
    background-image: var(--logo-image);
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
    background-position: center -3.5rem;
    -webkit-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -moz-background-size: auto 8rem;
    -o-background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-size: auto 8rem;
    background-position: center top;
    opacity: 0.45;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#header h1,
#header h1 a,
#header h1 a::before {
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: center;
    -webkit-align-items: center;
    -moz-box-align: center;
    -ms-flex-align: center;
    align-items: center;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
}
 
#header>h1>a>span {
    width: 100%;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    max-width: inherit;
}
 
#header h1 {
    height: -webkit-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: -moz-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    height: calc(100% - 2.25rem);
}
 
#header h1 a::before,
#header h1 a {
    text-align: center;
    line-height: 0.8;
}
 
#header h2,
#header h2 span,
#header h2 span::before {
    position: absolute;
    left: 0;
    top: 0.15em;
    margin-left: 0;
    padding: 0;
    width: 100%;
    display: -webkit-box;
    display: -webkit-flex;
    display: -moz-box;
    display: -ms-flexbox;
    display: flex;
    -webkit-box-align: end;
    -webkit-align-items: flex-end;
    -moz-box-align: end;
    -ms-flex-align: end;
    align-items: flex-end;
    -webkit-box-pack: center;
    -webkit-justify-content: center;
    -moz-box-pack: center;
    -ms-flex-pack: center;
    justify-content: center;
    max-height: inherit;
    z-index: 0;
    text-transform: uppercase;
    pointer-events: none;
}
 
#login-status {
    min-height: -webkit-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: -moz-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    min-height: calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
    -webkit-border-radius: .0625rem;
    -moz-border-radius: .0625rem;
    border-radius: .0625rem;
    -webkit-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    -moz-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);
    -webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
    -moz-box-sizing: border-box;
    box-sizing: border-box;
    -webkit-box-flex: 1;
    -webkit-flex-grow: 1;
    -moz-box-flex: 1;
    -ms-flex-positive: 1;
    flex-grow: 1;
    left: 3%;
    right: initial;
}
 
#login-status .printuser {
    --wght: 900;
    position: relative;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
    -webkit-box-shadow: none;
    -moz-box-shadow: none;
    box-shadow: none;
    padding: 0.25rem;
    margin: 0;
    font-weight: 900;
}
 
#login-status #my-account {
    --wght: 300;
    color: rgb(var(--pale-gray-monochrome));
    font-weight: 300;
}
 
#login-status #account-topbutton {
    border: initial;
    padding: 0.5em 0.5em 0.5em 0.25em;
    position: relative;
    height: 100%;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    margin: 0;
    font-size: 1em;
}
 
#account-options {
    width: auto;
    padding: 0.5em;
    border-color: rgba(var(--bright-accent));
    background: var(--gradient-header);
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options ul li a {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
#account-options li a:hover {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
    text-decoration: underline;
}
 
@media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
    #search-top-box {
        right: 3%;
        top: 0.5rem;
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input,
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        background: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    }   
 
    #search-top-box-form>input {        
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form>input:hover,
    #search-top-box-form>input:focus {
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"],
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus, 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover {  
        border: none;
        border-left: 0.0625rem solid rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"] {
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
        color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:focus, 
    #search-top-box-form input[type="submit"]:hover {
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary));
        -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
        box-shadow: 0 0 0 0.125rem rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color));
    }
}
 
#page-title {
    text-align: center;
}
 
@media only screen and (max-width:768px) {
    :root {
        --header-h1-font-size: -webkit-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        --header-h1-font-size: -moz-calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        --header-h1-font-size: calc(2rem + (2.5 - 2) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
    }
 
    #header h1,
    #header h1 a,
    #header h1 a::before {
        top: 0.25rem;
    }
 
    #header h2,
    #header h2 a,
    #header h2 a::before {
        top: 0;
    }
 
    #header h2 span {
        margin-top: -webkit-calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 + .25rem);
    margin-top: -moz-calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 + .25rem);
    margin-top: calc(var(--header-height-on-mobile)/2 + var(--header-h1-font-size)/2 - .25rem);
    }
}

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@supports((display: -ms-grid) or (display: grid)) {
    @media only screen and (min-width: 769px) {
        #side-bar .close-menu {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu img {
            color: transparent;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            content: "";
            box-sizing: border-box;
            position: fixed;
            display: block;
            top: 0.25rem;
            left: 0.5rem;
            width: 3rem;
            height: 3rem;
            padding: 0;
            margin: 0;
            text-align: center;
            pointer-events: all;
            cursor: pointer;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::before {
            --mask: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3C%3Fxml version='1.0' %3F%3E%3C!DOCTYPE svg PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD SVG 1.1//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/Graphics/SVG/1.1/DTD/svg11.dtd'%3E%3Csvg height='32px' id='Layer_1' style='enable-background:new 0 0 32 32;' version='1.1' viewBox='0 0 32 32' width='32px' xml:space='preserve' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink'%3E%3Cpath d='M4,10h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2s-0.896-2-2-2H4C2.896,6,2,6.896,2,8S2.896,10,4,10z M28,14H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2 s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2S29.104,14,28,14z M28,22H4c-1.104,0-2,0.896-2,2s0.896,2,2,2h24c1.104,0,2-0.896,2-2 S29.104,22,28,22z'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
            z-index: -1;
            background-color: var(--toggle-icon-color, rgb(var(--sidebar-links-text))) !important;
            -webkit-mask: var(--mask);
            mask: var(--mask);
            -webkit-mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            mask-repeat: no-repeat;
            -webkit-mask-position: 50% 50%;
            mask-position: 50% 50%;
            -webkit-mask-size: 60%;
            mask-size: 60%;
        }
 
        #side-bar .close-menu::after {
            z-index: -2;
            background-color: var(--toggle-button-bg, rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-color))) !important;
            -webkit-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            -moz-border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border-radius: var(--toggle-roundness, 50%);
            border: var(--toggle-border-color, rgb(var(--swatch-border-color))) var(--toggle-border-width, 0.25rem) solid;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::before,
        #side-bar:focus-within .close-menu::after {
            opacity: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar {
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            left: -webkit-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: -moz-calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            left: calc(var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop)*-1);
            z-index: 10;
            -webkit-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                left var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            height: 100%;
            overflow-y: auto;
            overflow-x: hidden;
            margin-top: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within {
            left: 0;
        }
 
        #side-bar .side-block {
            margin-top: 1rem;
            background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
            -webkit-border-radius: 0;
            -moz-border-radius: 0;
            border-radius: 0;
            border-left-width: 0px;
            border-right-width: 0px;
        }
 
        #main-content::before {
            content: "";
            display: block;
            position: fixed;
            top: 0;
            right: 0;
            z-index: -1;
            opacity: 0;
            -webkit-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -o-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            -moz-transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            transition:
                opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                width var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
            margin-left: var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop);
            background: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-black-color), .3) 1px 1px repeat;
            padding-right: 0;
            width: 100%;
            height: 100vh;
            pointer-events: none;
            z-index: 99;
        }
 
        #side-bar:focus-within~#main-content::before {
            width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
            opacity: 1;
            pointer-events: all;
        }
 
        #content-wrap {
            display: -webkit-box;
            display: -webkit-flex;
            display: -moz-box;
            display: -ms-flexbox;
            display: flex;
            -webkit-box-orient: horizontal;
            -webkit-box-direction: normal;
            -webkit-flex-direction: row;
            -moz-box-orient: horizontal;
            -moz-box-direction: normal;
            -ms-flex-direction: row;
            flex-direction: row;
            width: -webkit-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: -moz-calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            width: calc(100vw - (100vw - 100%));
            min-height: -webkit-calc(100vh - -webkit-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: -moz-calc(100vh - -moz-calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            min-height: calc(100vh - calc(var(--final-header-height-on-desktop, 10.125rem)));
            -webkit-box-flex: 2;
            -webkit-flex-grow: 2;
            -moz-box-flex: 2;
            -ms-flex-positive: 2;
            flex-grow: 2;
            height: auto;
            position: relative;
            margin: 0 auto;
            max-width: inherit;
        }
 
        #main-content {
            width: 100%;
            position: initial;
            max-height: 100%;
            padding: 2rem 1rem;
            width: 45.8rem;
            max-width: 45.8rem;
            margin: 0 auto;
        }
 
        @media not all and (min-resolution:.001dpcm) {
            @supports (-webkit-appearance:none) {
                #side-bar {
                    -webkit-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -o-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    -moz-transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition:
                        left var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        padding-right var(--sidebar-transition-timing),
                        background-color var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    padding-right: 0;
                    background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0, 0);
                    pointer-events: all;
                    overflow-x: visible;
                    overflow-y: visible;
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 0;
                    -webkit-transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                    transition: opacity var(--sidebar-transition-timing);
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::before {
                    z-index: 999;
                }
 
                #side-bar .close-menu::after {
                    z-index: 998;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover .close-menu::before {
                    opacity: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover {
                    left: 0;
                    background-color: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-color), 1);
                    padding-right: 0;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover::-webkit-scrollbar {
                    opacity: 1;
                }
 
                #side-bar:hover~#main-content::before {
                    width: -webkit-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: -moz-calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    width: calc(100% - var(--sidebar-width-on-desktop));
                    opacity: 1;
                    pointer-events: all;
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

+ Show

:root {
    --header-title: "SCP FOUNDATION";
 
    --dark-accent: 20, 22, 24;
    --bright-accent: 228, 228, 228;
    --light-gray-monochrome: 84, 84, 84;
    --dark-gray-monochrome: 48,48,52;
    --black-monochrome: 20, 22, 24;
    --medium-accent: var(--bright-accent);
    --tab-border-color: var(--dark-accent);
    --rating-module-button-color: var(--bright-accent);
    --rating-module-button-credit-color: var(--bright-accent);
    --swatch-background: var(--dark-accent);
    /* Background and Header Colors */
    --background-color: var(--dark-accent);
    /* Primary Text Colors */
    --swatch-text-light: var(--bright-accent);
    --swatch-text-general: var(--bright-accent);
    /* Primary Menu Colors */
    --swatch-menubg-color: var(--dark-accent);
    /* Colors for Secondary & Tertiary items like Blockquote and YUI Tabs */
    --swatch-secondary-color: var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color);
    --swatch-tertiary-color: var(--swatch-menubg-medium-dark-color);
    /* Primary Header Colors */
    --swatch-topmenu-border-color: var(--swatch-menubg-black-color);
    --swatch-topmenu-bg-color: var(--swatch-menubg-extra-dark-color);
 
    --rating-module-text-color: var(--bright-accent);
    --rating-module-button-cancel-color: var(--gray-monochrome);;
 
    --gradient-header: linear-gradient(
        to bottom,
        rgb(var(--header-gradient-color-bottom)) 0%,
        rgb(var(--header-gradient-color-middle)) 90%,
        rgb(var(--header-gradient-color-top)) 100%
    );
 
    --diagonal-stripes: repeating-linear-gradient(
        45deg,
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0),
        hsla(0, 0%, 100%, 0) 0.25vh,
        rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-extra-dark-color), 0.1) 0.35vh,
        rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-extra-dark-color), 0.2) 0.5vh
    );
 
    --toggle-button-bg: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    --toggle-border-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
    --toggle-icon-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.modalbox {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent))!important;
    box-shadow: none!important;
    border-color: transparent!important;
    border-radius: 0px!important;
    padding: 4px;
    pointer-events: auto !important;
}
 
#skrollr-body > a {
    display: none;
}
 
body {
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus, #search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover {
    color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
}
 
a, a:visited {
    padding: 0 2px;
    background-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
a:hover {
  text-decoration: none;
  background-color: transparent;
  color: var(--bright-accent);
}
 
a.close-menu {
    background-color: transparent;
}
 
a.newpage {
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    background-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
a.newpage:hover {
  text-decoration: none;
  background-color: transparent;
  color: var(--bright-accent);
}
 
::selection {
    background: rgb(148, 148, 148);
}
 
.creditButton p a {
    background-color: rgb(var(--black-accent));
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    display: inline-flex;
    margin-bottom: .75rem;
    border: .0625rem solid rgba(12,12,12,.25);
    border: .0625rem solid rgba(var(--gray-monochrome));
    border-radius: 0;
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    background-color: #fcfcfc;
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    padding: 0 .125rem;
    height: var(--rating-module-height);
    overflow: hidden;
}
 
#top-bar div.mobile-top-bar>ul>li>ul>li:hover>a, #top-bar div.top-bar>ul>li>ul>li:hover>a {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
#side-bar .heading 
    background: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
}
 
#side-bar .side-block {
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
#side-bar .side-block.resources {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent))!important;
}
 
#side-bar .side-block.media {
    background-color: rgba(var(--dark-gray-monochrome))!important;
}
 
#side-bar div.menu-item>a {
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
#side-bar div.menu-item>a:visited {
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.side-block.media a { 
    background: transparent 
}
 
#side-bar .collapsible-block .collapsible-block-folded, #side-bar .heading {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
}
 
#search-top-box-input {
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
}
 
#account-options {
  background: var(--dark-accent);
  color: var(--bright-accent);
   border-color: var(--bright-accent);
}
 
#login-status {
    color: rgba(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color),0.5);
}
 
#login-status ul a {
  color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
span.printuser {
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-menutxt-light-color));
}
 
#login-status .printuser {
    background-color: transparent;
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    border: 0.0625rem solid rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
}
 
#top-bar div.mobile-top-bar {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
#top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li:hover {
    background: rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-black-color));
}
 
#top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li.sfhover > ul, 
#top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li:hover > ul, 
#top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li.sfhover > ul, 
#top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li:hover > ul {
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
blockquote, div.blockquote {
    border: none;
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
     --swatch-border-color: var(--gray-monochrome);
    box-shadow: .0225rem .0835rem .0725rem .0925rem rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav li, 
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li { 
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}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav {
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}
 
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     border-color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a {
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent))!important;
   border-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-content, .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content {
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav li,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li {
     background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a {
    background-color: rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-dark-color));
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
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    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
    background: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
}
table.wiki-content-table th, table.wiki-content-table tr {
    border: .0625rem solid rgba(var(--bright-accent))!important;
}
 
table.wiki-content-table th {
    background: #e3e3e3;
    border: 1px solid #e3e3e3;
    color: #141618;
}
 
table.wiki-content-table tr {
    border: 1px solid #e3e3e3;
    color: #e3e3e3;
}
 
textarea,
input.text,
input.checkbox,
div.note,
#lock-info {
    border: 0.0625rem solid rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-light-color),0.25);
    background-color: rgb(var(--swatch-menubg-extra-dark-color));
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
.code pre span[class*="hl-"] {
    -webkit-filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg);
    filter: invert(1) hue-rotate(180deg);
}
 
.owindow .modal-body img {
    background-color: transparent !important;
}
 
.hovertip {
    border: .0625rem solid rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
    color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
}
 
.hovertip .content {
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}
 
#footer {
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}
 
.scpnet-interwiki-wrapper {
    -webkit-filter: initial;
    filter: initial;
    margin-top: 1em;
}
 
.scpnet-interwiki-frame {
    -webkit-filter: invert(0.92) grayscale(1) contrast(1);
    filter: invert(0.92) grayscale(1) contrast(1);
}
 
.scp-image-block {
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    padding: 0;
    min-width: 100%;
    display: inherit;
}
 
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}
 
.footnote {
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
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}
 
.footnotes-footer {
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}
 
.licensebox .collapsible-block-link {
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}
 
.printuser img.small {
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    width: 20px;
    height: 20px;
}
 
#who-rated-page-area .printuser a {
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}
 
#license-area {
    color: rgb(var(--light-gray-monochrome));
}
 
#search-top-box input.empty {
    color: rgba(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.danger-diamond > .arrows,
.anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
    background-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
.anom-bar > .bottom-box {
    box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.bottom-box > .diamond-part {
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}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-clear > .clearance-level-text::before {
    color: rgba(var(--bright-accent),1);
}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-disrupt .disruption-class-number::before {
        color: rgba(var(--bright-accent),1);
}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-risk .risk-class-number::before {
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}
 
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} 
 
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   background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > a {
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}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-clear > .clearance-level-text::after {
    padding-top: 0.1rem;
    color: rgba(var(--bright-accent),1);
}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-risk .risk-class-number::after {
color: rgba(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.acs-hybrid-text-bar > .acs-disrupt .disruption-class-number::after {
    color: rgba(var(--bright-accent),1);
}
 
.danger-diamond a, .danger-diamond a:hover {
    background-color: transparent;
    color: rgba(0,0,0,0);
}
 
.fnnum {
    background-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
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}
 
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}
 
.fncon {
    background: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
    border: 2px solid rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
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    background-color: #141618;
    color: #e4e4e4;
    border: 2px solid rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
.printuser {
    background-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
    color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
 
.printuser a {
    margin-right: -1px;
    font-size: 14px;
    background-color: none;
}
 
.printuser img.small {
    vertical-align: -0.4em;
    width: 19px;
    height: 18.5px;
}
 
.printuser:hover {
    background-color: transparent;
}
 
.page-tags a {
    background-color: transparent;
    color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
}
 
@media only screen and (max-width: 768px) {
#search-top-box form[id=search-top-box-form]:not(:focus-within) input[type=text] {
    background-color: rgb(var(--dark-accent));
}
}

During an Anderson Robotics warehouse raid at Spokane, Washington, SCP-XXXX was captured after almost 192 hours of standoff. Below is a report and testimony of the events that occurred on ████████████████.

Testimony

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS.
Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

Person: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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