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DATE: 14 May 2021 07:46
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DATE: 14 May 2021 01:46
Item #: SCP-6233
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6233 is to be contained in a 10x10x10 meter stainless steel room where all personnel who enters must wear a hazardous environmental protection suit at all times and if the suit breaks or is dented than the personel must be quarantined for a 13 day period
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DATE: 14 May 2021 01:45
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3379 is currently contained by the use of a Self-Recursion method developed by SCP Foundation Researcher Alka (Lev. 4) in the Research Sections of Site-70. Currently, SCP-3379 is located within a 5x5x5 concrete containment cube, lined with a temporal base extending to all sides of the chamber.
Access to the cube requires direct O5 approval and Level (4) Clearance. Access may only be done during manual containment apparatus requirement executions. Two (2) sets of reinforced concrete Level (4) Clearance Door's are to be stationed within a hallway constructed of Class-VIII Blast-Protective material.
At least 4 SRE's (Self-Recursive-Emitters, see Addendum 3379.1.) are to be stationed at the ceiling near the farthest side of the main containment chamber. SCP-3379 is to be suspended by electromagnetic forces into the direct center. Mandatory inspections on these technical objects are required semi-hourly.
These inspections require Two Level (4) trained in ACAT (advanced containment apparatus technicality) and STDIUE (successful tactical defense in unpredictable environments) (please consult Document 3379.1 on more info). Personnel must be equipped with batrachotoxin collars to be activated during any breach in protocol.
Any breach in protocol must be reported to Site Command immediately. A TK-Class ("Reality-Time-Loop Scenario") must also be reported to Overwatch Command immediately and current emergency protocols enacted immediately.
Current emergency protocols consist of the use of a "counter" anomalous SCP object. These anomalous objects are to be activated in the case of inevitable breach of SCP-3379 containment. Unfortunately, current suggestions by the Overwatch suggest that the anomalous objects are useless in even inhibiting SCP-3379 in any way.
Due to this, no attempts are to be made to intentionally breach SCP-3379 containment for the purposes of the use of cross-neutralization. Any attempts to do so will result in immediate termination of personnel.
Description: SCP-3379 is believed to be a sentient entity that has the capability to initiate a TK-Class scenario. SCP-3379 is anatomically and genetically of baseline male humans. Observation of SCP-3379 cognition using non-invasive testing using special brain scans has revealed that the anomaly will almost always initiate the TK-Class scenario approximately 0430 hours after current containment has breached.
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DATE: 13 May 2021 22:06
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DATE: 13 May 2021 18:57
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4+ / ScD-LPD & EC CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4+ / ScD-LPD or EC AUTHORIZATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION UPON ENTRY.
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION SCIENTIFIC DEPARTMENT LAWFUL PRACTICES DEPARTMENT & THE ETHICS COMMITTEE
The following is an archived report. Information may not correlate with current data.
— Ion Smith, ScD-LPD Head.
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On 12/4/2008 Dr. Hubert Jeffrey was apprehended under suspicion of correlation with the Group of Interest 'Lucky Gashapon.'
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DATE: 13 May 2021 18:45
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is optional to keep him in between 42 and 48 inches (106.88-121.92 cm). A corridor with a width of 60 inches (152.4 cm) rectangular room for less movement and less expansion. This makes SCP-XXXX not expand more than what he already is
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of humanoid arms of unknown length. Their origin points are unknown. It doesn't show any signs of body and only demonstrate 2 arms, SCP-XXXX has been known to materialize in seemingly random locations, most frequently being corridors or hallways. SCP-XXXX shows hostility towards any live animal it senses with it's digits. SCP-XXXX will stretch slowly managing to turn 360° degrees at any given time. SCP-XXXX uses it's digits to probe the area around it, suggesting a lack of ocular organs.
SCP-XXXX Was reported in █████(Germany) with a case of 22 missing. Bodies were found with parts of bodies coming out of the wall, connected to it.
Addendum: Only 5 tests have been done with SCP-XXXX. only 1 test is public and documented.
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DATE: 13 May 2021 18:00
Item #: XXXX
Object class: Euclid.
Special Containment Procedures: A 1-Mile perimeter is to be fenced off around SCP-XXXX, under the cover of dangerous hornet infestation. This fence is to be patrolled by foundation operatives, armed with standard Biohazard US level B Biohazard suits, hunting rifles, and aerosolized antifungal dispenser hoses. Fungi spreading farther than .75 miles of the aperture are to be destroyed, as is any fauna advancing past this point.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large cavern underneath the state of ██████████ in the United States, with an aperture in a shoreside deciduous forest, and an additional large opening connected to the adjacent atlantic ocean. The oceanic aperture prevents the spread of foreign material save for water and dissolved materials, making foundation operations within the forest aperture ideal, and aquatic operations irrelevant.
The forest opening of SCP-XXXX is heavily overgrown with fungi and slime molds. Fruiting bodies, especially of gasteroid fungi, infest the majority of the terrain in this area. It was initially thought that 6 new species of anomalous fungi were discovered here, however genetic testing has classified 3 of the species as SCPs 020, 1077, and 4984. None of these anomalous species exhibit their usual abnormal properties even when removed from SCP-XXXX’s field of influence, and so may all be considered neutralized instances. The fungi and myxomycetes rapidly regenerate up to the point of .75 miles, and are incapable of further spread naturally. The large quantity of spores in the air poses significant threat to any unprotected animal life attempting entry.
SCP-XXXX will occasionally produce an animal from its above ground cavity, which will attempt to escape into the wilderness. These animals are hybrids of 2 others, which will invariably be from two different phyla. While instances seem to have immunity to the spores present in the air, instances will perish when removed from the radius of the fungi and reintroduced to the environment. Subjects occasionally pose moderate threat to foundation personnel, but are usually easily terminated. A table of example instances is listed below:
| Animal combination | Appearance | Behavior |
| Mallard duck and tuxedo urchin | Subject took the body plan of a standard sea urchin, however the lower spines were extremely long, allowing it to move relatively quickly in large strides, and the upper spines were replaced with beaks, each of which rapidly opened and shut. The tube feet originally used for locomotion now were composed of metallic green feathers. | Subject rapidly moved towards foundation operatives, before stopping exactly 10 feet away. Target’s locomotion was observed, then terminated. |
| Velvet worm and alligator | Subject took on the body plan of a velvet worm, however was roughly 10 feet long. Subject’s skin was covered in alligator scales, and instead of the standard circular mouth of Onychophora, it possessed a large maw filled with sharp teeth. Subject possessed the ability to shoot a highly acidic, sticky substance from nozzles on the side of its head. | Subject attempted to escape, and fired liquid at foundation operatives, killing █. Subject terminated |
| Orangutan and Venus’ flower basket sponge | Subject took on the body plan of the sponge, however rather than being composed of silica it was fleshy and covered in orange fur. It possessed large muscular arms, and whenever sufficient air currents passed through it, it produced a sound similar to a male orangutan | Subject attempted escape, however was terminated immediately upon engaging with foundation personnel. |
Exploration log 3/2/2013:
In an attempt to discern the interior functions of SCP-XXXX, a foundation exploration team was dispatched to observe the interior of SCP-XXXX. D-Class 2763 and 9780 were dispatched, along with project head researcher Brand. All three were armed with standard US level A biohazard suits, flashlights, sample collection jars, and Pistols. Brand has a camera clipped onto his suit, and all three have communications devices.
Researcher Brand and the two D-Class enter the cave. The fungi thin out slightly, revealing an organic material underneath. It is wet and spongy, and secretes a red liquid on touch. A faint sound of wet thuds is heard deeper in the cave.
D-2763: Either of you hear that?
Brand: Yes. This is certainly worth observation.The group proceeds forward into the cave. The fungi cease thinning, remaining at a consistent thickness on the organic walls for the rest of the exploration.
D-9780: This seems kind of dangerous, are you sure we should-
Brand: Yes.A Number of hymenoptera insects can be observed performing small tasks on the walls of the cave, building small hives bearing abnormal construction. The insects move in unison when switching tasks and do so frequently.
Brand: Could one of you please grab a sample of one of those hives, and an insect?
D-2763: Sure.As they proceed, the thuds become much louder. The cave appears to open up into a large cavern, and the opening into it emits a dim orange light.
Brand: Through that hole.
D-2763 and Brand enter and begin descent.
Brand: 9780, get down here!
D-9780: Fuck you dude, that’s terrifying!
Brand: I don’t care, 9780, you’d better get down here or so help me-
D-2763: Just come down, it’s probably fine.D-9780 climbs down the wall. They find themselves in a large cavern, with walls coated in a greenish film, with a large tub taking up half of the area. The tub has a faint orange light emanating from it. Two large piston-like structures made of fungus can be seen, and they occasionally slam into the tub.
Brand: 9780, please view the source of that orange light and acquire samples of what is creating it if possible.
D-9780: Hell no!
Brand: Fine. 2763, you do it instead.
D-2763: Sure thing.Brand hands his camera to D-2763, who then climbs up the tub. There is a tube filled with glowing orange liquid, which pours into large, fungus-coated indentations under the pistons. The indentations have an opening which leads downwards. The pistons slam into the indentations, and the orange liquid vanishes. D-2763 collects a small vial of the orange liquid, then leaves. They proceed deeper, and find themselves in another large cavern. It possesses large transparent panels filled with cassiopeia jellyfish on the walls. Transparent material later confirmed to be chitin.
D-2763: Hey, have you guys noticed anything about these jellyfish?
Brand: No. What is it?
D-2763: They all kind of… move in rhythm. It’s not just me right?
Brand: Interesting. Perhaps we should stay here for a while to capture video, and our breath.
D-9780: Now we’re talking.The group sits there for roughly an hour. Later reviewing of footage suggests jellyfish were being used as on off switches in various complicated calculations. Total translation of the codes being used is presently deemed a waste of resources. Group proceeds through a thin tunnel, which loops back around underneath the piston room. They come across a third large cavern, which becomes flooded the farther towards the back it goes. It has many species of Animalia present, however all are in a state of stasis, and are attached to the walls with fungus, or within an chitinous aquatic tank similarly adhered. All have a date written in Physarum slime molds above them. D-2763 approaches one of the tanks closest to the flooded region. It Contains a small grape sized jellyfish within it. The date written above the tube is the present day. 3 months later, it was discovered in the wild and named Bazinga Rieki. It has been confirmed that 3 months after the inscribed date on any given animal’s tube, the animal will be discovered by humans in the wild.
D-9780: I don’t think we can go any deeper.
Brand: You are right. We should return to site 46.Agent Brand and both D-Class returned to the site. Upon leaving the .75 mile radius of SCP-XXXX’s aperture, the orange fluid disappeared from the sample tube. Brand requested D-2763 not be terminated, as he would like to keep them as an assistant for managing explorations in SCP-XXXX. As Brand is a level █ foundation employee, request was granted. D-2763 is now to be referred to as their clearance level, then assignment number.D-9780 terminated as normal.
Addendum 8/11/203█:
Due to the low threat posed by SCP-XXXX, further testing is to be suspended indefinitely, as it was deemed a waste of resources by the director of site 46. 3-2763 is to be placed in charge of management of remaining resources for containment.
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DATE: 13 May 2021 17:18
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DATE: 13 May 2021 14:32
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Page Type: SCP Article
Elevator Pitch: What is the basic core idea? Use a bullet point list if necessary.
A pair of anomalous knitting needles. Once touched, the victims gains a new overwhelmingly intense desire to go to the nearest skein of yarn and knit. While under this effect they lose their sense of pain. They also learn the location of the nearest skein of yarn. This causes them to make a beeline for that nearest skein of yarn. Once they reach the yarn, they immediately start knitting. It is always in the shape of a snake. The size of the snake depends on how much yarn is in the skein. But it always uses the entire skein. Once the knitting is done, the knitted snake jumps off the needles and bites the victim’s carotid artery. After doing so the knitted snake then un-knits itself and goes back to being a regular, un-anomalous skein of yarn.
Central Narrative:
SCP-XXXX appears to be mass-produced. The investigation into what group is mass-producing it is still ongoing. The anomaly was first discovered on July 21, 2011 when a Foundation Agent had intercepted a 911 call relating to an event transpiring in a Micheal’s Arts and Crafts store in ████████, South Carolina. The events were described as “An old woman in her eighties laying dead in the yarn section with a pool of blood by her neck and a knitted snake unravelling itself by the woman’s neck. The woman was also tightly gripping a pair of knitting needles.” A mobile task force was then mobilized to the store. By the time they arrived another person had fallen prey to the knitting needles. A man in his late twenties was trying to help the woman when his arm scraped against the needles. At that point he disregarded the woman entirely and ripped the needles out of her dead hands, grabbed the skein she had been using as it was the closest and started knitting a snake.
By the time the MTF arrived, the man was almost done knitting the snake. The Mobile Task Force’s first course of action was closing off the store. Any attempts with communication were met with growls and guttural sounds. All attempts to touch either: the victim, SCP-XXXX-A, or SCP-XXXX-B, were met with violence from SCP-XXXX-C. Note that they wouldn’t attack using their hands, but only their other body parts.
All witnesses at the scene were given Class-A amnestic.
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Additional Notes: Note any concerns or particular areas of assistance you would like reviewers to focus on.
- There are multiple instances of SCP-XXXX as it is a “mass-produced” product.
- It is currently unknown how many instances of SCP-XXXX there are.
- There have been 76 current instances found and secured.
- The anomalous knitting needles is referred to as SCP-XXXX-A
- The Skein of Yarn being used for/by SCP-XXXX is known as SCP-XXXX-B
- The victim of SCP-XXXX is referred to as SCP-XXXX-C
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DATE: 13 May 2021 13:34
Threat Entity Database Entry
Threat ID:
LTE-4151-KEWPIE Type RED-XMAS Kidnapper
Authorized Response Level:
# 2 (Protection of citizens and GOC memebers on mission is the first concern and secondly concealment concerns will be prioritized)
Description:##
After liquidation of XMAS Kidnapper from now on will be mentioned as “TE”, interview No: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ with Assestment Team 701 Leader Nicknamed “Mr.Cat” (SN: 6161342A/701) described the TE as a pale, emaciated, tall, male-ish person with no genitals visible. TE is covered with a skin-like tissue, except for kneecaps and elbows. At these parts instead of the skin like tissue TE’s “bones” are visible. Its fingertips are longer than normal human being but aside of these qualities a normal humanoid entity.
TE’s facial appearences are 2 eyes that are different size and different color of eye pupils, disfigured nose. Nose hair grows out and mixes with its mustache and beard-like tissue that is gray mostly. A giant mouth that is also disfigured and oval shape that covered with “█ █ █ █ █” inside out that are mostly rotten and covered with mucus. Finally ears that are similar to human male ears with no significant apperance.
History:##
XMAS Kidnapper has known for a long time by SCP Foundation. Yet couldn’t be contained by their protocols. By the unoffical rules of agreement between The Foundation and GOC in order to liquidate the Threat Entity. GOC PSYCHE Division contacted the Foundation and request access to information about “LTE-4151-KEWPIE Type RED-XMAS Kidnapper” known as SCP-4666 by Foundation at 28/04/2018.
After this date, mission to stop 2018-2019 “Weissnacht event” (Which is the time the TE is active and detectable between December 21-22, January 1-2) and liquidatation of TE was given to Asssestment Team 701.
At 27/12/2018 Assestment Team found out the family that is targeted by the TE at █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Forest, Northern Siberia. In order to get piece of the entity “which will provide necessary elements for PTOLEMY Division Tangential research team to trace down the TE by using the Thaumatic █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ritual of Hinkon, God of Hunt” with untraceable speed. In order to achieve this goal Gen+ █ █ █ Anti Material Rifle which uses Gen+ █ █ █ hollow point ammo that can chase down the TE up to 45 degrees of angles and 450 meters away from the point the Rifle first targeted. Besides to not alarm the TE, Assestment Team was given clearence to wear Grey Suits that is Gen+ in order to render Assesment Teams invisible when the wearer is stationary. Both Gen+ equipment were manifactured by PTOLEMY Division and the usage is granted by █ █ █ █ █ █ █ - █ █ █ █ █ .
Next day at two thousand two hundred seventeen of operation hour, Assestment Team 701 made first contact with the TE while listening to the occupiants of said house when they mentioned a silhouette that is watching the house and while watching the family from 500 meters away North-East of house, Assestment Team 701 shot it from 2 km away from the West of target. Bullet contacted to the TE’s upper leg, where a femur had to be in a normal human being and decapatiated it. Yet before Assestment Team 701 reach to the TE it regenerated itself and disappeared from site only leaving total 9 cubic centimeter ripped tissue that can be used by PTOLEMY Division. Family were given amnestics by field agents of The Foundation.
After the incident, “Weissnacht event” finished for that year. Yet the TE couldn’t be traced until next year’s “Weissnacht event”.
Liquidation/Rules of Engagement:
The incident happened at 28/12/2018 showed the TE has a regeneration ability that is classified as limited regeneration by the High Command of GOC. In order to destroy the TE’s limbs and liquidify it. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ - █ █ █ █ █ granted the usage of Gen+ plasma-throwers(Effective to 25 meters blows out plasmics to constantly cauterize the TE’s regenerating limbs until its liquidizied completely) for 4 team members of Assestment Team 701 and 4 more Gen+ Black Suits that are equipped with plasma-thrower liquid fuel container.
The Ritual made by PTOLEMY Division showed that after getting shot the TE retreated to Mountain █ █ █ █ █ █ █ which is thought as its nest. Yet before an operation to liquidify the TE and rescue children it kidnapped. Traces of the creature dissapered from our own reality and lost contact with the creature. For this ritual 3.4 cubic centimeters of tissue had been used and rest contained by PTOLEMY Division’s █ █ █ █ █ █ █ base until next year’s “Weissnacht” event.
The plan is locating the TE’s nest with the said ritual at “Weissnacht event” and when the TE is inside eliminating it plus rescuing the children from its nest then burning down the whole nest.
Assestment Team 701 will focus on incapacitating the TE by cauterization and liquidation of it. The rest of mission will be done according to The plan’s destroying the nest with Gen0 C4 plastic explosives after rescuing and containing children.
Parathreat Investigation of PSYCHE Division
Special Observer:
PSYCHE Division The Foundation Relations Diplomat Mr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Overview:
The TE first encountered by The Foundation yet its lack of ability to contain or destroy the TE at 14/04/2018 Mr. █ █ █ █ █ █ █ found the case of file by using sleeper agent █ █ █ █ █ █ █ in The Foundation and used agreements, contacted with Site Director █ █ █ █ █ █ █ to reach out for necessary information to handle the situation accordingly.
Parathreat Evidence:
Can be found in case file SCP-4666 at The Foundation
Suggested Response/Requests:
Since its classified as keter on The Foundation documents. As it is hard to contain or reach. Liquidation of the TE is a necessity. Also to rescue people it kidnapped and ensure the safety of population. Its nest also should be found out and destroyed along with the TE.
Quartermasters Division-AOD PTOLEMY Division Item Designation Title Qty 1 ID# Gen+ █ █ █ Anti Material Rifle 1 Notes: Retrived 2 ID# Gen+ █ █ █ hollow point ammo 10 Notes: Only one used 3 ID# Grey Suits 4 Notes: Returned after mission at 2018 4 ID# Black Suit 4 Notes: One is heavily damaged rest has minor scratches 5 ID# Plasma-thrower liquid fuel container 8 Notes: Six containers emptied two container destroyed 4 ID# Gen+ plasma-throwers 4 Notes: One thrower destroyed three retrieved
AT/ST Patrol Report (Debrief) of PHYSICS Division
Involved Assessment/Strike Team:
Assestment Team 701
Filing Operative:
Team Leader Alias “Mr.Cat" (SN: 6161342A/701)
Mission (Location/Objective):
Location: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Oslo/Norway
Objective: Search and Destroy
Encounter Report/Enemy Description:
As PTOLEMY Division Found out the nest at 23/12/2019 21:51 UTC my team was dispatched towards the location mentioned above. Since the time was short we used Antonov An-12 that is issued by Norway government as aid for the operation to reach to the destination and used parachutes to get to the target. We landed around 50 meters away of our destination and armed our Plasma Throwers exactly at 22:46. Until we reached our destiny no anomaly was visible. Right after our arrival to destination as the standart protocol of special operations i as the commanding officer stood at second in line, front was "AngryMan" third would be "Breakdance" and fourth "Pops" as we went further into the cave "AngryMan" stopped the team and showed that the way split into three wings.
I stood at the enterances in case of backup for others since the TE was only one humanoid and rest split up into three "AngryMan" took left wing, "Breakdance" took right wing, and "Pops" went from the middle part of the road. At 23:13 i have heard a scream and told others through radio: Backup me as i will engage in order to help "AngryMan". When i reached to the destination dashing thru the corridor i made visual contact with the TE and "AngryMan" as they were fighting hand to hand and clearly "AngryMan" was losing the fight so i used my Plasma-Thrower to back my friend up. Yet what i didnt know was that on combat TE ripped "AngryMan's" liquid fuel containers and scattered the fuel all over the place around them. As soon as i pulled the trigger a flash appeared before me devouring both "AngryMen" and TE in flames. Right after that, creature backed away deeper into the cave.
I used M18 smoke grenade that we were supposed to use to show our location to Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk that would be sent to our location after the operation. To choke down the fire i started and extinguish "AngryMan" and it succeded, filled the whole cave with green smoke. We had to postpone the operation and evacuate "AngryMan" so as i carried him away from combat area. "Pops" reached to me and took him into safety, giving us his ammunition.
"Breakdance" and i kept moving forward to finish what is started before it regenerates and engages back. As smoke disappeared we reached to a medium size hall at the end of the corridor. Where countless body parts and bone spread around the area. While we were searching the Hall a we heard a scream from a pile of bones that are glued together with some mucus.
"Breakdance" used his weapon to melt down the mucus as we couldnt move it away. Right as it started melting, bones crumbled and a kid seen behind the bones running towards us. Crying and begging for help. Yet before we could react, kid's head fell from his shoulders and headless body fell to the ground. Thats when "Breakdance" gone mad.
He charged towards the entity with a rage that he didnt hear any orders nor responded while firing his weapon right when there were 5 meters left between him and the TE. With the shock of fire TE tried to cover his eyes while "Breakdance" stuck his Plasma-Thrower into the creature's mouth firing whole container into it. I could see that creature started glowing blue from inside and blue fire started to spout from its kneecaps and elbows. Then i reached to target used my whole ammo with "Breakdance" after emptying all ammo into the TE. It stopped moving and tissue stopped regenerating.
While i started looking for survivors "Breakdance" was crying in front of body of the kid that died before us. At the end of the secret passage that covered with bones as door there was another hall that newly killed kid corpses appeared before me. Also toys that made with human tissues and small tools that some kid held in their dead hands. Before "Breakdance" look the scene, i planted C4 plastic explosives around the hall took the pile of what is left from the TE planted explosives to rest of the Nest and buried everything into ground after evacuating with the TE.
When we got outside helicopter was already there and preparing to lift off in order to get "AngryMan" to nearest hospital that is trustworthy for GOC. While we put remainings of TE into a plastic bag after disposed it as demanded. Which is dropping into the acid.
Description of TE can be found on the interview No: █ █ █ █ █ █ █.
Results:
Liquidation of the TE, death of all hostages, destruction of Nest
Personnel Condition:
Team Member Alias "AngryMan" (SN: 7849563A/701) heavily injured from burns and attacks of the TE on encounter he is having treatment at Saint █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Hospital. Rest of the team has minor injuries that healed by first aid.
Conclusions/Recommendations:
Next time when encountering a TE reconing the area before engagement should be done by automated bots and cameras instead of diving into caves and any other tight or small places like the nest of TE.
Addenum-1:
Next year after the incident XMAS Kidnapper didnt show up on any records and classified as LIQUIDATED.






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