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DATE: 08 May 2021 01:52

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

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Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

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DATE: 08 May 2021 01:13
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Item #: SCP-5694

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Avoid installing, and/or putting in the CD at all times.

Description: SCP-5694 is a piece of educational software which is called Ms. Izzy's Fun For All Learning, released in 1998. The software will torture it's anyone that plays it and will be released when they turn into an adult and graduating after. Unknown side effects of SCP-5694 are unknown but it will cause severe illness and headaches. Victims exiting that were in SCP-5694 are to detained and debriefed for further investigation with the administration of amnestic.

+ heading level 1 The Aftermath of Ms. Izzy.

Ms. Izzy's Fun For All Learnings sales have not been doing good, most parents have reported that SCP-5694 was taking their child inside. The SCP Foundation was told to confiscate all copies that were contained in it. While the store copies were being burned somewhere else.

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DATE: 07 May 2021 19:49

Anomaly Case #: SCP-5XXX

Range Class: Worldwide (possible)

Disruption Class: Dark

VERDICT: Chaos - Silent Satellite

Description of Anomaly: Entity 5XXX is a catacomb that either resides in a pocket dimension that it can overlap with this reality or is a selectively intangible state in relation to the rest of all matter except for targeted corpses. Whatever the true nature of Entity 5XXX, this is known of Entity 5XXX: Entity 5XXX targets freshly buried graves, using its ability to make the targeted corpse intangible before returning tangibility to it once inside. The corpse will then be lifted and moved by telekinetic forces (presumably from Entity 5XXX) into a hole, from which the corpse will be inserted in. All this information is known due to the observation afforded to the Society for the Chartering of the Paranormal by Daisy Mortan, or DOA-UNIT-913.

Daisy Mortan (known previously as DOA-UNIT-913) is an artificial humanoid construct who resides in Entity 5XXX, exploring its insides while relaying visual and sound info to an IBM supercomputer (denoted as Mortan Receiver) dating to the 1980s. Mortan Receiver was discovered by the SCP in 2004 while investigating "disappearing corpse", found in a secret lab in an abandoned private college, with the words "DOA-Communicant-913 - Property of the Department of Abstractions" imrpinted on it.; contact with Daisy Mortan was established soon after.
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DATE: 07 May 2021 18:12

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SCP-XXXX in contaiment

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

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DATE: 07 May 2021 16:59

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Drawing of SCP-XXXX-1 by Toby McEnderson, age 6.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently cleared for nightly usage by Toby McEnderson between the hours of 19:00 and 21:00. One Foundation agent must be posted in his bedroom while SCP-XXXX is in use.

When not in use, SCP-XXXX is to remain stored in Site-96's high security item storage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a children's book titled "The Friend With Many Arms" with no known author or publisher. The book is illustrated in a style similar to non-anomalous children's literature1 and written in the style of books aimed at children aged 3-5 years old. The story contents of the book contain a mild cognitohazard that results in migranes upon initial reading, but are otherwise harmless. The book depicts the story of a formless entity named Ud'itlah as they wander the cosmos searching for a friend.

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Reproduction of one of the pages found in SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous abilities manifest when the story is read by Toby McEnderson. When he opens the book, a large formless entity2 identical to the one depicted in the book3 will manifest within 10 meters of him. SCP-XXXX-1 will then proceed to engage Toby McEnderson in friendly conversation, typically finishing its interactions with him by reading him to sleep. SCP-XXXX-1 will demanifest once the Toby has fallen asleep.

SCP-XXXX-1 displays a range of anomalous abilities involving shapeshifting, teleportation, and telekinesis. Viewing SCP-XXXX-1 directly also results in a mild cognitohazardous effect, causing migraines in the viewer similar to those caused by SCP-XXXX. Both SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1's cognitohazardous effects rapidly diminish with regular exposure.

Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery

SCP-XXXX was discovered in the possession of then 4 year old Toby McEnderson. Toby had been reported to local police by his grandmother as missing. Foundation agent Basil Sias4 became involved when reports of Toby being sighted alongside a massive unidentified entity came to the Foundation's attention. Due to initial reports from those having seen the entity claiming that it was difficult to perceive and visual contact resulted in migraines, Agent Sias were deployed with anti-cognitohazard gear. The entity was not present upon initial contact, and Toby and SCP-XXXX were retrieved without incident. The local population was successfully amnecized and there have been no reports of lasting mental, emotional, or psychological damage.

Due to initial assumptions that Toby McEnderson had anomalous capabilities, they were originally given the classification of SCP-XXXX and placed under strict containment procedures. Due to rapidly declining mental health and a lack of SCP-XXXX-1 manifestations, Toby McEnderson's containment procedures were reviewed and the anomalous capabilities of SCP-XXXX were discerned. Toby McEnderson was transferred to a low-risk humanoid containment cell and permitted nightly access to SCP-XXXX.

Addendum XXXX.2: Interview with Toby McEnderson

Interviewed: Toby McEnderson

Interviewer: Agent Basil Sias

Foreward: The following interview was conducted at the request of the Department of Sciences as part of a review of Toby McEnderson's containment procedures. As Agent Sias had conducted the past four interviews with Toby and established a positive rapport with the child, he was assigned to conduct the interview on the DoS's behalf.

<Begin Log>

Agent Sias: Hey there, Toby! How are you doing tonight buddy?

Toby: I'm ok, Mr. Sias.

Agent Sias: You don't look ok. You look kinda sad to me. Is something wrong?

[Toby looks down towards his lap and fiddles with his hands.]

Agent Sias: You can tell me anything, bud. You won't be in trouble, I promise. You know what, we can pinky promise on it!

[Agent Sias holds out his little finger to Toby. Toby seems hesitant at first, but then hooks his own finger with Agent Sias. The two shake, and Toby appears to relax somewhat.]

Toby: Umm… I'm a little sad.

Agent Sias: Why's that? Did something happen?

[Toby shakes his head.]

Toby: I haven't been able to see my friend.

Agent Sias: Really, now? Who's your friend?

Toby: Udy-Lah.

Agent Sias: And what did "Udy-Lah" look like? We might be able to find them and let them come visit.

Toby: Udy-Lah is big and… squishy. It hurts a little to look at them sometimes, but they're not scary. They have lots of arms and they're very nice. We can't find them, though. They live in my book and someone took my book away from me.

[Toby sniffles.]

Agent Sias: He does? Now you're being silly! People can't live in books!

[Toby sniffles again, then giggles.]

Toby: Yes they can! Udy-Lah lives in my book! They come out and talk to me and read me stories at night.

Agent Sias: Do they, now? What kinds of things do you two talk about.

Toby: Umm…

[Toby tenses up again and begins fiddling with his hands once again.]

Agent Sias: It's ok, Toby. We pinky promised, remember? You can tell me anything.

Toby: We talk about… my mommy and daddy. They're with the universe now.

Agent Sias: With the universe now?

Toby: That's what Udy-Lah said. They said they spoke to mommy and daddy and that's what they said.

Agent Sias: "Udy-Lah" sounds very nice. Can I meet them?

Toby: Yeah! You just gotta open the book and we can meet them!

<End Log>

Following this interview, Agent Sias and Toby McEnderson opened SCP-XXXX resulting in an SCP-XXXX-1 manifestation. Despite initial concerns, SCP-XXXX-1 was cordial and polite with Foundation personnel. Following a discussion between personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1, and the DoS, SCP-XXXX's new containment procedures were agreed upon.

Addendum XXXX.3: Observation Log

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Drawing of SCP-XXXX-1 by Toby McEnderson, age 6. Text written on the back says "UDY-LAH READING TO ME"

Subjects: SCP-XXXX-1, Toby McEnderson

Date: January 13th, 2021

Foreward: Following revised containment procedures, Toby McEnderson was given a standard humanoid containment chamber furnished to resemble a child's bedroom. Toby was given permission to request any alterations within reason. The room was equipped to allow Foundation personnel to continue monitoring Toby and SCP-XXXX-1 as needed. The following is an observation log recording an interaction between SCP-XXXX-1 and Toby approximately two weeks following these changes.

<Begin Log>

[Agent Sias arrives at Toby's bedroom with SCP-XXXX. Toby looks up from blocks he had been playing with and runs over to Agent Sias. He takes the book and opens it, with SCP-XXXX-1 manifesting as expected. The entity glances towards Agent Sias and towards the observation window.]

Toby: Udy-Lah!

[Toby attempts to hug SCP-XXXX-1, and then proceeds to bring various toys over to the entity.]

Toby: What do you wanna play tonight? We could play… umm… Pokémon? Ooh, or maybe Spider-Man?

SCP-XXXX-1: Actually, Toby, how about we just read a story tonight?

Toby: But I'm not sleepy yet!

SCP-XXXX-1: I know, I know. Promise I'll make it extra special, ok? I finished writing that special story for you. Go get ready for bed and we can get started.

[Toby perks up and runs off to their privacy area. SCP-XXXX-1 undulates towards the bed, several eyes fixed on the observation window. Toby returns a few minutes later and climbs into the bed.]

SCP-XXXX-1: Did you brush your teeth and wash your face?

Toby: Uh-huh!

SCP-XXXX-1: Good! Now then, let's get started.

[SCP-XXXX-1 extends a tentacle towards the bedside table and picks up SCP-XXXX. It opens the book and begins reading. It waves various tentacles over the book's pages. As it does, the various glow-in-the-dark star stickers affixed to the bedroom ceiling descend and float in the air around the bed.]

SCP-XXXX-1: Once upon an eternity, there was a lonely [COGNITOHAZARD REDACTED]5named Ud'itlah.

[An image of the entity from SCP-XXXX floats from the page and hovers in the center of the room. The room goes dark, with only this figure, SCP-XXXX-1, and Toby remaining visible.]

Toby: They look lonely.

SCP-XXXX-1: That's right Toby. They were very lonely. They were born a very, very long time ago. Before even the oldest star.

[SCP-XXXX-1 waves its tentacles through the plastic star stickers. Several of them begin to glow and gather together over the figure forming a single, large star. The figure looks up towards the star.]

SCP-XXXX-1: "Will you be my friend?" Ud'itlah asked the star. "I cannot," the star replied, "for I might accidentally burn you up." Ud'itlah was sad, but they understood. "Maybe I'll never find a friend," they thought.

[The figure appears to fall over and begins to cry. Meanwhile, the star above grows larger before collapsing in on itself, forming a massive ball of darkness in the stars projected around the room. The figure appears startled and looks up at the new formation.]

SCP-XXXX-1: "Who are you?" Ud'itlah asked. "Will you be my friend?" "I cannot," the black hole replied, "for I might accidentally eat you up." Ud'itlah was sad once again.

[The figure collapses over once more. SCP-XXXX-1 begins moving its tentacles in circular motions, and the stars in the room begin to move. The room is slowly filled with what appear to be various nebulae and other cosmic bodies created by arts and crafts supplies from Toby's bedroom. Several stars blink in and out over the course of several minutes, until a blue marble appears. The figure lifts an approximation of a head, and undulates towards the marble.]

SCP-XXXX-1: Eventually, Ud'itlah came across a little blue planet.

[Several crude representations of smiling human faces manifest across SCP-XXXX-1's body.]

SCP-XXXX-1: Ud'itlah was surprised. They had never seen something like this before! It wasn't large like a star, and it wasn't hungry like a black hole. "Who are you?" they asked, "Will you be my friend?" The planet, however, didn't respond to them.

[A framed photograph of Mr. and Mrs. McEnderson floats over towards the figure. Several stars attach themselves to the frame.]

SCP-XXXX-1: The universe itself saw Ud'itlah, though, and responded.

[The figure looks towards the photo.]

SCP-XXXX-1: The universe said, "What is wrong, Ud'itlah?" "I have no one to call my friend!" Ud'itlah responded. The universe looked at Ud'itlah with pity.

[Several more stars wrap themselves around the figure.]

SCP-XXXX-1: "No one deserves to be alone," the universe said, embracing Ud'itlah. "Down there is a planet called Earth, and on that planet is a little boy that is very dear to us. He's very lonely, just like you, and he needs a friend as well. Find him, and take care of him for us."

[Toby appears to have fallen asleep. SCP-XXXX-1 produces several tentacles and carefully tucks him in.]

SCP-XXXX-1: Ud'itlah knew what to do. He began working on a special book, and sent it down to Earth where Toby would find it. As long as Toby had that book, the two would always be together. They quickly became the best of friends, and were never lonely again. The universe itself had brought them together.

[Several of SCP-XXXX-1's eyes fixate on the observation window.]

SCP-XXXX-1: They're in a special place right now. It can be a little cold sometimes, and even a little scary, but there's lots of people there that will take care of them both and keep them safe. No matter what, Ud'itlah and Toby will always have each other, and maybe even someday they'll be able to see the world together. Together they'll live happily ever after.

SCP-XXXX-1 closes the book and places it on Toby's bedside table. A mouth appears on SCP-XXXX-1's body and gives Toby a kiss on the forehead. SCP-XXXX-1 glances towards the observation window once again before demanifesting.

<END LOG>

Request to grant Toby McEnderson permanent access to SCP-XXXX is pending approval.

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     flex-grow: 2;
     max-width: 100%;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
     color: #ededed;
     background-color: #21252E;
     border-color: transparent;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a{
     display: flex;
     align-items: center;
     justify-content: center;
     width: 100%;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li em{
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em{
     padding: .35em .75em;
 
     text-overflow: ellipsis;
     overflow: hidden;
     white-space: nowrap;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, /* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected{
     flex-grow: 2;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em{
     border: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a{
     width: 100%;
     color: #21252E;
     font-weight: bold;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active{
     color: #21252E;
     background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content {
    background-color: #21252E;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content{
     padding: .5em;
     border: none;
}
 
/*---- TAB ANIMATION by Croquembouche ---- */
 
.yui-navset .yui-content > div {
    display: block;
    top: 0;
    overflow: hidden;
    transform-origin: 0 0;
}
 
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="none"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 0;
    max-height: 0;
    padding: 0 0.5em;
    border-width: 0;
    /* The following transition affects the one that DISAPPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0s;
    animation: tab-disappear 0.5s ease-in-out 0s 1 both;
}
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="block"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 1;
    max-height: 9999rem;
    /* The following transition affects the one that APPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0.5s;
    animation: tab-appear 0.5s ease-in-out 0.5s 1 both;
}
 
@keyframes tab-disappear {
    0% { max-height: 9999rem; }
    1% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 0; }
}
@keyframes tab-appear {
    0% { max-height: 0; }
    99% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 9999rem; }
}
 
/* ---- INFO BAR ---- */
 body{
     --barColour: #21252E;
     --linkColour: #ededed;
}
 
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* Ayer's info-bar patch by Monkatraz */
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link  {
    width: 100%;
    max-width: 100%;
    margin: 0 auto;
    padding: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-link::before, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link::before  {
    content: " ";
    display: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-content::after {
    display: none;
}
 
/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
 
#page-content .creditRate{
     margin: unset;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom: 4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .creditButton p a {
    border-left-color: transparent;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    border-radius: 0;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    border-left: 0;
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
     color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
     color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a:hover {
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .modalbox {
     background: #2F333C !important;
     color: #ededed;
     box-shadow: none;
}
.close-credits,
.credit-back {
    filter: grayscale(100%) invert(100%) contrast(275%);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
     margin: unset;
     border-radius: 0;
     border: solid 2px #21252E;
     box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
     background-color: #21252E;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom:4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: none;
    color: #ededed !important;
    text-transform: capitalize;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: none;
    border-bottom: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: transparent;
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE ELEMENTS ---- */
 
.page-source, tt{ 
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
}
 .code pre, .code p, .code {
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
    color: #21252E;
}
 
h1 {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    color: #EDEDED;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#page-title {
    color: #ededed;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-size: 1.65rem;
    text-align: center;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Clicky links */
a,
a.newpage,
a:visited,
#side-bar a:visited {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    transition: color 0.15s linear;
}
a:hover, a.newpage:hover, a:visited:hover, #side-bar a:visited:hover {
    color: #ffffff;
    text-decoration: none;
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
a.newpage { filter: hue-rotate(180deg); }
 
/* patch for sidebar media, collapsibles, ACS, info button and ayers module so link doesn't override */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded a:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link a:hover, #page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover, #side-bar .side-block.media a:hover, .danger-diamond a:hover {
    background: transparent;
}
.info-container .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link, .info-container .collapsible-block-link {
    background: var(--linkColour) !important;
}
 
hr{
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: -3px 0px 0px -0.1px var(--accentColor);
}
 
.code {
    background-color: #F8F8F8;
    border: solid 3px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: none;
}
.scp-image-block {
    border: solid 8px #21252E;
    border-bottom: solid 0px #21252E;
    box-shadow: 0px 0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 4px #21252E;
    color: #ededed;
    font-size: 0.84rem;
}
.scp-image-block.block-left { margin-left: 0; }
.scp-image-block.block-right { margin-right: 0; }
@media (max-width: 540px) {
  .scp-image-block.block-left, .scp-image-block.block-right {
    float: none; clear: both; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;
  }
}
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr th {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    background-color: #21252E;
    /* set border for table title */
}
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr td {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    /* set border for table content */
}
 
/* fancy collapsible */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    background: #21252E;
    transition: background 0.25s linear;
    padding-top: 0.5rem;
    padding-bottom: 0.5rem;
    padding-left: 1rem;
    padding-right: 1rem;
    width: min-content;
    white-space: nowrap;
    overflow: hidden;
    margin: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▷ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▽ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-link {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: #ededed;
    font-weight: bold;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link:hover {
    background: var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    box-shadow: 0px -0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    margin-top: 10px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
}
 
/* Selection */
::selection {
    background: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
/* Footnotes */
.hovertip {
    font-size: .9rem;
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor) !important;
}
.footnotes-footer {
    background-color: #21252E;
    padding-left: 1.4rem;
    padding-right: 1.4rem;
    padding-bottom: 1.5rem;
    box-shadow: -0.24rem 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
.footnotes-footer .title {
    color: #ededed;
}
.footnote .f-footer, .equation .e-footer, .reference .r-footer {
    display: none;
}
 
/* Tags */
#main-content .page-tags a {
    margin-top: .18rem;
}
.page-tags span {
    border-top: 1px solid #ededed;
}
 
/* Pop-Up Windows */
.owindow {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
.owindow .modal-header {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
.owindow .modal-body img {
    background-color: transparent !important;
}
 
.owindow .title {
    background-color: #21252E;
    color: #var(--accentColor);
    border-bottom: 1px solid #2F333C;
}
 
.owindow .button-bar a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
.owindow .button-bar a:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* Edit Buttons */
.buttons .btn {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    padding: 3px 5px;
}
.buttons .btn:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Edit Lock Info*/
#lock-info {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Close Button for Page Source, Rating, Etc */
a.action-area-close:hover {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Page-History Current */
.pager .current {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* History Compare */
.inline-diff ins, .inline-diff del {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* ---- INTERWIKI ---- */
 
.scpnet-interwiki-frame{
    filter: invert(100%) grayscale(100%) contrast(75%);
}
 
/* ---- CUSTOM SYNTAX ---- */
 
.darkbox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
 
.lightbox {
    background-color: #ededed;
    color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
.lightbox h2, .lightbox h3, .lightbox h4, .lightbox h5, .lightbox h6 {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
.limit {
    margin-bottom: -1rem;
    z-index: 5;
 
}
.anchor {
    position: sticky;
    height:0;
    top: 0;
    z-index: 5;
}
.sidebox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: solid 2px var(--accentColor);
    padding: .14rem;
    margin-top: 0;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
    width: calc((100vw - 870px)/2);
    max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 103.5%;
    z-index: 5;
    overflow: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
/* Sidebox mobile optimization, courtesy of Woed */
@media (max-width: 1290px) {
   .sidebox {
        width: auto;
        max-width: 65vw!important;
        border: none;
        padding-left: 0.4rem; padding-right: 0.4rem;
        top: 0.75rem;
        right: calc(((100vw - 45.8rem)/2) * -1);
        left: initial;
        -webkit-clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        -o-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        overflow: visible;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before, .sidebox::after {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        right: 0;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before {
        top: calc(50% - 0.75rem);
        width: 0;
        height: 0;
        border-top: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-right: 0.75rem solid var(--accentColor);
        transition: border 0.1s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        z-index: 10;
    }
 
    .sidebox::after {
        top: 0;
        max-width: 0.75rem;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        box-shadow: 0.15rem 0 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
        background-color: #21252E;
        z-index: -1;
        transition: box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, max-width 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
    }
 
    .sidebox > * {
        opacity: 0;
        -webkit-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
        -o-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
        transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
    }
 
    .sidebox:hover {
        overflow: visible;
        -webkit-clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 0);
        clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 0);
        -webkit-transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        -o-transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
    }
 
    .sidebox:hover::before {
        border-top: 0 solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0 solid transparent;
    }
    .sidebox:hover::after {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.125rem 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        right: 0;
        max-width: 100%;
    }
    .sidebox:hover > * {
        opacity: 1;
    }
}
 
@media (max-width:768px) {
    .sidebox, .sidebox:hover {
        right: calc(((100vw - (100% - 3rem))/2) * -1 + 1.9rem);
    }
}
 
:root {
  --accentColor: #1EB5E8;
  --lgurl: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Apenumbra/logo.png");
}
rating: 0+x

6kollages:

The quality of work submitted for the 6000 Contest has been staggering - but not surprising. These collages14 are inspired by some of those works whose use of imagery caught my attention. I hope you enjoy them; whether or not you do, the articles are all worth a read!

I'm planning on doing some more while voting continues, and releasing them in batches, so if you have a suggestion feel free to mention it in the comments!1516

I had to downsize the images. Please let me know17 if you want any in their full, crisp, glossy, high-resolution glory!

The Rhizome of our Minds

"So that framework, the Rhizome, was the gamechanger. That was our way into and through it; our map wasn’t just a map anymore."

Author: DodoDevilDodoDevil

Rhizome-f.jpg
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"And Who Will Forgive Us When He's Gone?"

"An interesting choice of words. My given name is [COGNITOHAZARD CENSORED], but I have a number of nicknames that I quite enjoy."

Author: quickestsilverquickestsilver.

quick-f.jpg
Image Sources

Arachno-lagophobia

"I like rabbits but sometimes they can be disturbing."

Author: fairydoctorfairydoctor

Rabbit-f.jpg
Image Sources

Carcinization

"Hello. Right now, there are two types of people on this planet. Either you've already been changed like me, or you're just waiting for the inevitable. Either way, you're here to know what it feels like and how you will continue life as close to normally as you can."

Author: Mooagain Mooagain

crab-f.jpg
Image Sources

De Rerum Natura

"I remember the line from Shelley, 'look on my works ye mighty…'"

Author: OrbeezTertiusOrbeezTertius

Natura-f.jpg
Image Sources

Therianthropy Virus

"Good morning, gentlemen. You may call me Belette Le Fou(ine)."

[…]

"What the fuck? Is it a were-weasel?"

Author: ChaosMageXChaosMageX

were-f.jpg
Image Sources

Thanks for looking!

If you want Dodo-words to go with the Dodo-images, check out: Dodo's Den of Declassified Delights


rating: 0+x
‡ Licensing / Citation

Wow! You flipped a card and got: The Root Of All Evil!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 07 May 2021 12:55

rating: 0+x

scp-6000

An instance of SCP-6000

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6000 is to be kept in a dome-shaped greenhouse fitted to the object's size at Bio Site-42. The greenhouse is fitted with automated irrigation system and fertile soil at least 7.5 meters deep. Foundation personnel are permitted access to the greenhouse with Security Clearance Level 3 or higher, and are required to wear special isolation suits before entering. Upon leaving the greenhouse, personnel must be decontaminated before removing their suits, and must be tested for any irregular brain activity before leaving the premises.

In the case Foundation staff members are infected with SCP-6000's pollen, they are to be immediately quarantined, stripped of security clearance, and treated by on-site neuropsychologists. Should any affected persons be detected outside of Foundation custody, they are to be located and treated, after which they will be administered appropriate amnestics.

Wild SCP-6000 instances are to be approached with the aforementioned safety measures and transplanted to the nearest Foundation facility. If the instance is not feasible to be transplanted without civilian exposure, the instance is must be destroyed.

Description: SCP-6000 is a species of cottonwood trees (Populus sect. Aigeiros) which grows money. The currency it grows depends on what country an SCP-6000 instance is planted in. When compared to actual banknotes, the SCP-6000 banknotes are a 1:1 match; state-of-the-art counterfeit detectors are unable to distinguish between actual bills and SCP-6000 bills. In addition, molecular analysis of the bills does not give any suggestion of anomalous properties or indication of their anomalous origin.

The anthers of an SCP-6000 instance produce pollen which contain sporozoans19 and when inhaled by a human, the sporozoans release malicious spores that attack several parts of the brain, most notably the frontal cortex. This will result in a noticeable increase in the affected person's compulsive behavior, specifically towards collecting the money growing from an SCP-6000 instance. Prolonged exposure to the pathogen causes the host to develop narcissistic and asocial behaviors and will subsequently start neglecting others in favor of his/her newly obtained wealth. The object takes this into account by letting its money grow slightly faster each time an individual removes a bill from its branches. As his/her mental state worsens, the host will also start neglecting necessary resources such as food and drinks and eventually expire due to malnutrition.

Old Narrative

Discovery: On February 28th, ████, a team of researchers was sent out study a new anomaly after the Foundation was alerted to several missing-persons cases from Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. The first instance of SCP-6000 was subsequently discovered, but the Foundation lost contact with the research team three weeks later. MTF unit Theta-4 was sent out to investigate on March 19th.

Theta-4 Exploration Log Transcript

Date: 19/03/████

[BEGIN LOG]

A: Moving in on the location, chief.

[END LOG]

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DATE: 07 May 2021 12:42
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a steel lockbox in a room guarded by two armed guards. Any personnel wishing to access SCP-XXXX must have level 2 or higher security clearance and be accompanied by at least one researcher of level 3 or higher.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ████████ brand automatic two-deck card shuffler, with two decks of ███████ brand playing cards adhered inside the deck slots by unknown means. The button usually used to shuffle the cards is labeled “Shuffle”.

When the “Shuffle” button is pressed, every object not secured to the floor or ceiling within a 7.5 meter radius of SCP-XXXX has its chemical composition swapped with another object within SCP-XXXX’s area of influence. The process of how it decides this is apparently random. If the “Shuffle” button is pressed again within 7.5 feet of where it was pressed earlier before 4 hours have passed, [DATA EXPUNGED].

Once 4 hours have passed after the “Shuffle” button is pressed, all objects affected by SCP-XXXX will have their natural chemical compositions returned, no matter where they are in relation to SCP-XXXX.

Partial Test Log:

Test Procedures

Test objects are to be placed on individual tables secured to the floor of an 8 meter by 8 meter room. One D-Class personnel is to stand in the middle of the room with SCP-XXXX and press the “Shuffle” button. Dr. ██████ is to be notified of and present for any testing regarding SCP-XXXX.

Test XXXX-1

Subject: 1 apple and 1 banana.

Results: D-17643’s epidermal layer of skin is replaced with the banana peel, and vice versa. D-17643’s fingernails are replaced by the skin of the apple, and vice versa. Tables undergo no change. Later inspection of the apple and banana show that the inside of the banana and apple have been swapped.

Notes: “That went as well as it could. Imagine if his heart was replaced by banana flesh. The table didn’t change though, I’ll try running some tests later.” - Dr. ██████

Test XXXX-2

Subject: 1 D-Class personnel, 1 apple and 1 banana.

Temporary Test Procedures: D-Class is to step into the room barefoot holding a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue and SCP-XXXX. D-Class will glue their feet and the bottle of glue to the floor before pressing the “Shuffle” button.

Results: The banana peel is replaced with the apple skin, and vice versa. The D-Class and glue bottle undergo no change. Later inspection of the fruit reveals their flesh has been swapped as well.

Notes: Thank god we have a way to control what gets swapped and what doesn’t. I would hate to see this potential go to waste. - Dr. ██████.

Updated Test Procedures

Test objects are to be placed on individual tables secured to the floor of an 8 meter by 8 meter room. One D-Class personnel is to stand in the middle of the room with SCP-XXXX and a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue. D-Class is to glue their feet and the bottle of glue to the floor before pressing the “Shuffle” button. Dr. ██████ is to be notified of and present for any testing regarding SCP-XXXX.

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