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| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| CAORDA Site-89 | Charles B. Hollender | Zofia Kalt | AMTF Titan-3 "Bloody Third" |
Special Containment Procedures: Armed Mobile Task Force Titan-3 ("Bloody Third") are to maintain a perimeter of one kilometer from the entrance to SCP-6706-Alpha. Under no circumstances are SCP-6706-2 instances permitted to exit this area and if the perimeter is breached, use of Mobile Task Force Titan-1 ("Off the Books") is permitted. If SCP-6706-2 instances breach into a foundation site, Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") and Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 ("Fire Eaters") are to enter the site and terminate all SCP-6706-2 entities. If AMTF Titan-3 is terminated or forced to retreat, Armed Mobile Task Force Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") is to engage the SCP-6706 instances until AMTF Titan-3 is fit for combat.
If a foundation site is breached by SCP-6706-2 instances, 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL "Boiler Room" is to be enacted by the site director, assistant director, and project head. Detonation of the on-site nuclear warheads is to be used as a last resort unless other containment procedures conflict with PROTOCOL "Meatgrinder" or the assigned Mobile Task Forces fail to re-contain the facility.
Description: SCP-6706 is the collective group of root-like soldiers, a vertical shaft 50 meters deep beneath the ground in Orinda, California, and the garden that lies at the bottom, producing the SCP-6706-2 instances.
SCP-6706-2 instances appear as thick roots grown into the shape of a male human or female human and possess swords, shields, and spears all made of root growths grown out of the SCP-6706-2 subject. If SCP-6706-2 instances capture an area, large root-like growths will appear from the ground, covering most floor space within the room. It is currently theorized that the more SCP-6706 spreads, the stronger it becomes. 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL "Boiler Room"
The garden located within SCP-6706-Alpha is 65 meters in diameter and is capable of producing dozens of subjects within minutes. It appears that SCP-6706 is beginning to weaken, as drone footage reveals the garden beginning to wither. It is theorized that this is due to the constant production of SCP-6706-2 instances although not confirmed.
Addendum-6706-1: 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL "Boiler Room"

Preface: 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL "Boiler Room" was developed on ██/██/20██ by Director Charles Hollender, Assistant Director Lorem, Project Head Zofia Kalt, and Dr. Sam Strass. PROTOCOL "Boiler Room" was developed in response to the attack by SCP-6706-2 instances and the spread of the SCP-6706 growths throughout Armed Reliquary Area-CH-1, located under Black Hills, California. After the rescue mission into Reliquary Area-CH-1 failed, and all operatives were terminated, immediate action was taken to prevent further loss of foundation facilities.
Abstract: This temporary protocol has been created to prevent further loss of life and foundation property.
Protocol Information: 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL was developed by Project Head Zofia Kalt to prune and weaken SCP-6706 from expanding and becoming stronger.
- Eight operatives of Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 ("Fire Eaters")
- 16 operatives of Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox")
- Eight F-10 Flamethrowers
- 20 Incendiary Grenades
The spread of SCP-6706 marks a disaster for the Foundation and surrounding areas. This cannot be allowed to continue. We cannot allow this pest to attack us. The damage sustained in sites is not enough to detonate the warheads, however, we can rid the sites of the SCP-6706 growths. The briefing of 64-KALT PROZ PROTOCOL is listed below:
- Two teams of 121 are to enter the facility and move to the rear of the building.
- Task force agents will slowly move back through the facility, igniting each room unit by unit.
- Operatives exit the facility and lock the entrance for approximately 12 hours.
Discovery: SCP-6706 was first discovered on ██/██/20██ as several hundred instances of SCP-6706-2 attacked Reliquary Site-90-1 and terminated 96% of personnel. A total of ███ staff were terminated and 12 persons escaped to Site-90, 18 kilometers away. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") and Mobile Task Force Titan-1 ("Off the Books") were deployed to Reliquary Site-90-1 and terminated 70% of instances before they retreated. Mobile Task Force Zeta-6 ("Midnight Trackers") were deployed to track the instances and Anvil-12 was deployed to investigate the structure the instances retreated to. An audio log is listed below.
Exploration Video Log Transcript
Date: 22:35 hours, ██/██/20██
Exploration Team: Mobile Task Force Zeta-6 ("Midnight Trackers") - Anvil-1
Subject: Tilda Nature Area, California
Team Lead: Anvil-1-01 - Captain "Umbara"
Team Members: Anvil-1-02: Operative "Ghoul", Anvil-1-03: Operative "Redeye", Anvil-1-04: Operative "Mako"
<BEGIN LOG>
Umbara: Mic check, you receiving on channel 41?
Redeye: Copy sir, reading you loud and clear.
Ghoul: Yes, sir. Reading you on channel 41.
Mako: Reading you loud and clear captain.
Umbara: Command are you reading us?
Command: This is Forward Field Command, reading green.
__**Umbara
<END LOG>
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DATE: 05 May 2021 15:37
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: This SCP’s containment measures are currently unreliable. However, during the continuous and ongoing research into SCP-XXXX, an affinity for UV illuminated environments has been noted and implemented into its procedure for containment. UV lighting fixtures are utilized in SCP-XXXX’s current holding cell, and site personnel are required to utilize handheld UV emitters (created by Dr. Shaun) when provoked by SCP-XXXX. As an additional counter measure to SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties and violent behaviors. Subjects and personnel involved with testing will require several LEDs in the event that the fixtures within its cell short circuit. These LEDs must emit at least 2000 lumens.
SCP-XXXX is a relatively new object and was recovered 01/01/21, additional testing is required to learn of properties that have yet to be observed. Requests from SCP-XXXX immediately require approval or denial from a site overseer. Use caution if site power shuts down as this provides a favorable environment for SCP-XXXX’s anomalous effects.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a biologically standard Caucasian male of eight years old; other than the sclera of SCP-XXXX being absent, no additional biological abnormalities have been observed. While SCP-XXXX is awake it is violent towards male personnel and subjects.
The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX are only present in the absence, and by proxy, absorption of UV light. Anomalous effects initially present as three orbs of light circling around SCP-XXXX; these orbs emit lethal doses of radiation within a 1.524m radius unless light is present- time of presentation is infrequent regarding the manifestation of these orbs. Negative emotional stimulus has been observed to increase the chances of manifestation by 30%, bringing the percentage up to 70%. In the event light is present near these orbs, 2000 Lumens of light will immediately be absorbed into one of the three orbs. When the light has been absorbed, without obstruction, the orbs will disappear and SCP-XXXX will enter a comatose state. During this state, site personnel are required to note any abnormalities within the facility and report them to the site overseer.
Addendum: Recovery Log
Date: 2021/01/01
Note: The condition of SCP-XXXX was critical upon recovery, it had three lacerations on its back and was recovered from an apartment complex. The apartment SCP-XXXX was located in had the body of SCP-XXXX’s deceased father. The foundation was called after local law enforcement reported two missing officers. No further contact from the apartment complex was received.
Transcription:
Agent Thomas: Lights are out for the whole complex, several police vehicles outside, please advise.
Foundation Contact Center: Proceed with caution to apartment 228, ensure your team remains alert.
Agent Thomas: Affirmative, proceeding.
Several minutes passed without contact
Foundation Contact Center: Has your team reached the target?
Agent Thomas: Yeah, but it’s a damn mess here, two officers dead, and a dead middle-aged male near a kid; condition doesn’t look good, unconscious. advise.
Foundation Contact Center: Retrieve the child and vacate the complex. We’ll have a van waiting outside for you. Have your team check the bodies for possible anomalous properties, or signs of.
Closing Statement: Thomas’s team detected a lethal dose of radiation surrounding the father of SCP-XXXX, as well as the male officers. An interview with SCP-XXXX was conducted shortly upon recovery and stabilization.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Roberts Amelia
Foreword: The subject was initially hesitant to converse, but was willing to communicate.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Roberts Amelia: Hey there, I’m sorry to have to do this to you, but we need to know what happened to make sure you are okay.
SCP-XXXX: Okay..
Dr. Roberts Amelia: Can you go ahead and tell me what happened today?
SCP-XXXX: My dad is dead…I did it, he-he hurt me…sobbing I didn’t want those policemen to die..I didn’t..I didn’t sobbing continues
Dr. Roberts Amelia: I understand this is difficult for you, but we need to know what happened so we can help.
SCP-XXXX:Okay. SCP pauses
Dr. Roberts Amelia: …Do you remember what happened?
SCP-XXXX: My dad was always mean to me. He hurt me and mom before she went away, but he got worse some days, and I started sleeping more…today he just, he tried to hurt me, I didn’t mean to hurt him, I just wanted him to stop, I don't even remember waking up; it felt like a dream…This feels like a dream SCP-XXXX slumped in its chair
Dr. Roberts Amelia: Here no one will hurt you, and you will be safe, but you do have to stay here and we need to understand why this happened. You aren’t in trouble and we want to keep it that way. After this I’ll give you a tour, that is if you want to stay here. There are other facilities as well.
SCP-XXXX: I want to stay here.
Dr. Roberts Amelia: Good, but I need to know…what happens when you sleep?
SCP-XXXX [Redacted]
Closing Statement: At this point the brief interview ends, and Dr. Amelia had site personnel escort SCP-XXXX to its cell. SCP-XXXX is now restricted from exiting its cell, unless testing permits so. This restriction was given following an incident with Dr. Shaun after testing his emitter; Dr. Shaun was treated for radiation sickness. Further research is necessary for a better understanding of SCP-XXXX and its properties. Further testing measures are pending ethics committee approval.
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DATE: 05 May 2021 14:55
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
**Special Containment Procedures:* [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is a box with a paper label with the words "anImel shOtz" written with pencil. SCP-XXXX contains 190 Syringes with same label.The liquid inside the syringe is a transparent and has viscoscity similar to that of pudding.The Crate Will slowly refill with Syringes in a 24 hour period If All syringes are Used. If a Syringe is injected into the Arms then the area of the injection with Rapidly Rot until the Bone is Exposed Then The Bone will Extrude forwards and shape itself into a random animal appendage that ranges from Reindeer Hooves to Squid Tentacles. Then the skin surronding the Bone will wrap around until no bone is exposed, The Texture and coloring of the skin will change into what appendage the Bone is Most similar to. The Appendage seems to have be sentient and cannot be Controlled by the Injected Person. SCP-XXXX was recovered In the attic by Wilson ███████, Mr. Wilson address during investigation that the Crate was bought by his parent's from a Veterinarian to Fix a Animals leg that was injured by a predator.
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DATE: 05 May 2021 13:55
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-3 are to be contained in a standard locker at Containment Site-56. The following are to be placed on SCP-XXXX-1:
- An incense holder with a heat-safe plate to catch ashes
- Two red candles placed on either side of the incense holder
- A hand bell
- Various statues of Taoist deities as requested by SCP-XXXX
- SCP-XXXX-3
Each week, SCP-XXXX is to be fed daily according to the schedule below, accompanied by the appropriate procedure.
Monday-Thursday: 8 servings of food being served at the site cafeteria that day, brought into SCP-XXXX's containment locker in a wheelbarrow.
Friday: 1 Steamed bun with char siu filling, 8 pieces of pork and shrimp siu mai, and 1 navel orange, brought to SCP-XXXX in a tray
Saturday and Sunday: 500 grams of tofu of any kind3 brought in a bowl
Feeding may be performed by any personnel whom SCP-XXXX has expressed trust, friendliness, or benevolence toward. Occasional substitutions SCP-XXXX requests are to be submitted to any level 3 researcher assigned to SCP-XXXX for approval. With every daily serving, one stick of sandalwood incense and a lighter are to be brought into the locker with the personnel performing the procedure, herby referred to as the "feeder." Additionally, red candles are to be brought as replacements for candles that are no longer useable.
The following procedure is to be followed when feeding SCP-XXXX every day at noon:
- The feeder is to knock on the locker door before entering.
- The feeder is to greet SCP-XXXX and wait for a response. Feeders are permitted to use nicknames so long as SCP-XXXX explicitly approves of its usage.
- Following a response, the feeder is to place the sticks of incense in the holder If ordered by senior researchers, a short request is to be stated.
- The candles are to be lit, followed by the incense.
- The hand bell is to be rung continuously until air emitted from SCP-XXXX-1 extinguishes the candles.
- Upon the activation, the feeder is to bow three times and place the food on SCP-XXXX-1. If in a wheelbarrow, the food is to be left in front of the altar.
- Once the food has fully entered SCP-XXXX-2, the feeder is to remove the plate from SCP-XXXX.
- Unless SCP-XXXX-3 sparks conversation or manifestation is expected to occur, the feeder is to exit the locker.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for an entity consisting of three distinct components, designated SCP-XXXX-1 though SCP-XXXX-3 respectively.
SCP-XXXX-1 with SCP-XXXX-3 on the left.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation for a wooden table measuring 50cm in height, 700cm in length and 50cm in width, and an accompanying soiled purple tablecloth. Anomalous properties manifest only when two red candles and an odd number of sandalwood incense sticks are placed on SCP-XXXX-1 and lit.
Following the lighting of the candles and incense, ambient air will be emitted from SCP-XXXX-1 with indefinite amounts of force. Feeders have described the emissions as ranging from the "feeling of a light breeze," to "a brisk gust." However, the force of this initial emission is never forceful enough to extinguish the candles.
The intensity of the emissions do not increase until a designated hand bell is rung, after which the intensity will increase until the candles are extinguished, and an opening into SCP-XXXX-2 is created, although invisible to the eye.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a local dimension of unknown size, of which the sole content is a massive volume of food from various known and unknown cuisines. Various incidents where contents of SCP-XXXX-2 flood out have shown that food within SCP-XXXX-2 are not masticated or broken up in any manner, but remain undamaged. Analyses from various attempts at explorations and artificial openings of SCP-XXXX-2 have suggested that this dimension is not able to keep itself open, but rather is kept open by the mass of its contents. SCP-XXXX-2 cannot be accessed through any openings created in SCP-XXXX-1, as shown in the Experiment Log. However, openings into SCP-XXXX-2 can be created artificially, although side effects may cause harm to participants. Various fatalities have been recorded as a result of mismanagement, due mostly to the immediate influx of SCP-XXXX-2's contents flooding out into the testing area, and asphyxiating subjects. Analysis of the surrounding reality around the opening show slight fluctuations in stability as the contents of SCP-XXXX-2 exit, leading researchers to hypothesize that SCP-XXXX-2 serves as a kind of stomach for SCP-XXXX. Too, artificial openings have been observed to close hours after opening, believed to be a result of SCP-XXXX-2 acting as an organ, and thus healing as such.
SCP-XXXX-3 is a Duraband CDR1906 alarm, radio and CD player, believed to be SCP-XXXX's only method of communication. Despite not being connected to a power source and missing a power cord, SCP-XXXX-3 is able to produce vocalizations in English and Mandarin Chinese. Security footage has shown SCP-XXXX-3 producing sounds when no personnel are present, singing and humming various Chinese and American folk songs and speaking in both languages, referring it itself with comedic and often childish names such as "Fatso" and "Skinny." SCP-XXXX-3 has referred to every component of SCP-XXXX as being part of itself, suggesting SCP-XXXX-3 is the speech organ of SCP-XXXX. On irregular intervals, SCP-XXXX-3 will emit sudden vocalizations, citing the creation of an opening into SCP-XXXX-2 outside of SCP-XXXX-1.
Usually, SCP-XXXX is cordial toward Foundation staff, having expressed negativity only on occasions in which it perceives personnel have broken basic etiquette, often corresponding with Confucian ideals such as avoiding facing the sole of one's foot toward SCP-XXXX-1, providing food outside of scheduled meal times, offering foods SCP-XXXX considers as "Yeet Hay"4, or offering an amount of food that SCP-XXXX perceives as greater than seven tenths of the amount needed to reach satiation. Often, when asked questions, SCP-XXXX will answer with cryptic and often vague statements, mostly direct quotes from the Tao Te Ching or Zhuangzi.5
Discovery: The Foundation was first made aware of SCP-XXXX when an engineering institute in Silicon Valley, USA reported three fatalities to local authorities following the testing of a solar-power rotary motor model. Agents embedded in the San Francisco police department brought attention the manner of death, stating that the large rooms in which the motors were tested had been flooded by food. Foundation monitoring stations in California had observed a sudden drop in Hume levels across vast areas of the Bay Area, concentrating mostly around Chinatown in downtown San Francisco.
Investigation into the origin of the drop in Hume levels brought agents to a Taoist temple in the Chinatown area, where overwhelming large amounts of food had been delivered from surrounding restaurants. Further searching into the temple revealed activity corresponding with unstable reality levels centering around SCP-XXXX-1. The head priest of the temple willingly surrendered SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2, giving instructions that have been developed into the current containment procedures. All civilian parties were administered Class B amnestic. Reality levels were stabilized following SCP-XXXX consuming 3 metric tonnes in produce.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
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DATE: 05 May 2021 13:14
Special Containment Procedures: contain it
Description: SCP-XXXX is a word processing program, developed by Lines Co. Anything written in SCP-XXXX has a 35% chance of happening.
Addendum: this is the addendum
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DATE: 05 May 2021 13:14
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within the boundaries of Site O-A4. Site-O-A4 is a compound built around the collective neighborhood of Dormont, Pennsylvania, and is specially designed to contain only SCP-XXXX. Personnel assigned to Site O-A4 are to be subject to an intense psychological evaluation to weed out any shed of mental illness. No more than ten O5 assigned researchers are to be present within sectors twelve through twenty during testing. Researchers are able to examine the sites where instances of the entity have materialized but only via drones or robots. No staff regardless of clearance level is permitted within the containment area of SCP-XXXX as it poses too great of a threat. Any personnel who violate this are to be executed immediately.
In the event of an instance of SCP-XXXX materializing outside of its containment chamber, all researchers with level four security or higher are to be transported to a safe zone in a nearby Foundation front business, Kuhns Marketplace, which is equipped with a bunker designed for this scenario. Mobile Task Force; Wrench in the System is to then be deployed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a man between the ages of 55 and 60 dressed in traditional hangman’s attire who materializes in a twenty-foot radius of any individual with a mental illness that it deems to be hopeless. SCP-XXXX has the ability to create a noose out of any material at its disposal, that it uses to hang those who are hopeless. As this occurs SCP-XXXX mumbles, “Your lack of hope is ruining my sleep,” in a repeated pattern until its victim parishes.
SCP-XXXX is entirely invisible to those in its presence without a prior or current mental illness diagnosis. Those who have a history of mental illness or are diagnosed with one in the presence of SCP-XXXX during this phenomenon describe trying to save the victim but never being able to physically reach them. This is a result of SCP-XXXX’s reality-bending properties. Foundation researchers are in the process of attempting to evaluate the entity as well as the nooses left behind in order to better understand it.
Recovery: The Foundation was first alerted of this being following a string of news reports of people going missing from their homes in Dormont, Pennsylvania, only to be found hanged to death with a note below their feet reading, “I wasn’t thankful for the joy in this world.” Initially, it was widely believed that the occurrences were the result of a mass suicide event until January 24th, 2016 where a family of three who had recently all been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder were found hanging from a single tree outside their home with a note on the ground reading, hope is slowly fading from the world, soon I’ll have no time to remove it all. The person who found the bodies wishes to remain anonymous. They refused Class-A amnestics.
The Foundation seized the neighborhood of Dormont and a relocation program began for residents of the area and in the surrounding suburbs. Those closest in proximity to the family’s home were given Class-A amnestics and relocated. Approval to construct Site O-A4 was granted the following week and construction began immediately.
Addendum-1: MTF Wrench in the System: Wrench in the System is a task force of bipedal robots void of a mind or AI, built to detect instances of SCP-XXXX and re-contain it. Other information regarding Wrench in the System is currently unavailable or is expunged from record by a panel of anonymous Foundation members with high clearance levels and direct connection to O5 board members one secretly obtained memo states.
Addendum-2: Addendum-2: SCP-XXXX has a cult following among a sect of Paganism known only as The Night. Their ideology centralizes around an account that states that SCP-XXXX, known to them as He Who Hangs the Hopeless, was God before the theoretical Christian God, and that SCP-XXXX was cast to hell before the creation of humanity. Fearing it would never witness humanity’s creation, SCP-XXXX dug its way out of hell with a gold shovel. To its followers the gold shovel represents hope. There is little knowledge of this cult’s behavior or beliefs. An active project spearheaded by Dr. Markel (Site O-A4 lead researcher) is investigating the cult and how it operates in regards to SCP-XXXX.
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DATE: 05 May 2021 13:02
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a three acre area within Site 42, With access to a freshwater lake. Currently, adding non-anomalous Goose subjects into the enclosure is being discussed. Water bowl must be refilled by hand every 5-6 hours. the grass inside the enclosure must be mowed and turned into straw. This may only be done when SCP-XXXX is either not in the enclosure, or when it is being handled by Dr. Theron Sherman. Currently, SCP-XXXX has only interacted well with Dr. Sherman, however this behavior only began after incident XQCFGD-02/22/2021.
Description: SCP-XXXX Is a Goose of normal height and build, with black splotches around the beak and eyes and a collar around it's neck, with a nametag stating "Mozzarella". If the object ever has the collar removed, it will demanifest and re-manifest roughly three meters away. Should the entity feel threatened, it will demanifest, and will re-manifest roughly 10 to 20 minutes later, about 15 to 25 meters away. Objects it has so far felt threatened by are: Buckets, Oddly shaped clouds, Cars, Mozzarella sticks, Dr. [redacted], Agent [Redacted], and bugs.
Due to the nature of the objects that went missing due to the incident, it is believed that the entity has at least partial sentience. Research into this was led by Dr. Sherman.
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 03/07/2021
NOTE: Shows research pertaining to SCP-XXXX's sentience levels. Study begins with D-143XBY. 143 has been convicted with federal tax evasion, and was previously a tattoo artist.
[BEGIN LOG]
0:14: D class personnel, D-143XBY, enters the enclosure. SCP-XXXX is awake and swimming in the lake
0:20 The entity notices the D class, and begins swimming towards it, honking loudly. Entity then demanifests.
0:22 D-143XBY: "Where the fuck did that thing go? The hell did y'all drug me with?"
5:32 Entity remanifests next to XBY, and begins honking and attacking him.
5:38 D-class runs away from SCP-XXXX and begins banging on the containment door, demanding that he is taken away from "This damned demon duck with anger issues."
5:39 Upon hearing XBY, SCP-XXXX becomes enraged and begins attacking without remorse. the entity first attacks XBY's groin, then his eyes. The sound of a loud car is played to get XXXX to demanifest, and XBY is pulled out of the cell.
[END LOG]
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 03/09/2021
NOTE: Again using D class personnel D-143XBY. This time, the D-class is sent in with a piece of paper covered in images and drawing of: cars, bugs, and food. He is also sent in with a stack of 65 blank sheets of paper, to draw anything he sees fit. D-143XBY also has a pencil, should he want to draw something. The purpose of this test is to see how XXXX will react to images.
[BEGIN LOG]
0:02 D-143XBY enters XXXX's cell, staying to the edges. When he deems that he is in the right location, he sits down, cross legged.
0:04 Dr. Sherman: "143XBY, what are you doing? You were instructed to make contact and interact with the entity."
D-143XBY: "Doc, it's a wild animal. I'm in it's home. It needs to see that I'm not a threat in order to get anything done. So I'm gonna sit here until it decides to come check me out."
Dr. Sherman: "… I'll allow it."
1:52 D-143XBY pulls blank pieces of paper out of the pile and begins to draw SCP-XXXX
2:56 D-143XBY finishes a rough sketch of SCP-XXXX, and sets the drawing next to him. He pulls a new blank sheet of paper, and begins drawing the enclosure.
7:16 D-143XBY finishes his sketch of the enclosure, and begins drawing a wooded area with a pond.
13:56 SCP-XXXX notices 143XBY and begins moving towards him, honking aggresively.
15:02 SCP-XXXX sees the drawings surrounding D-143XBY and stops moving. The entity looks at them, moving one by one until he reaches D-143XBY.
15:04 The entity pecks 143XBY's hand, causing him to drop the pencil. XXXX then picks up the pencil in his beak, along with the drawing of himself. The entity then runs towards the lake, stopping at the edge. XXXX spends the next two minutes and 12 seconds looking back and forth between it's own reflection, and the drawing.
17:16 SCP-XXXX Picks up the pencil, and shakily writes, "Me???" The entity then waddles back over to 143XBY, and put the drawing with the writing on his lap.
18:02 D-143XBY: "Uh… Yeah? That… that is a drawing of you." (Under his breath, but still able to be picked up by the mic) "I swear to god, I've gotta be high or some shit."
Dr. Sherman, to D-143XBY: "Show the entity the paper with the pictures on it."
Upon being shown the negative images, XXXX began to panic. When D-143XBY flipped the paper over, XXXX began visibly calming down.
19:07 Dr. Sherman: "D-143XBY, please ask XXXX how old it is."
D-143XBY: "XXXX, how old are you?"
In response, XXXX picked up it's pencil and wrote "Who XXXX? I Mozzarella. Have name-collar."
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DATE: 05 May 2021 09:00
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| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| Site-881 | Dir. David Cornwell | Dr. Mikheil Stefanchuk | MTF Delta-19 "My Alchemical Romance" |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a humanoid containment cell. The walls and furnishings of the cell are to be engineered from materials which are difficult to manipulate via alchemical means, the full specifications of which are outlined by the Department of Alchemy in Document XXXX.3A. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with three meals per day and pain medication as needed, composed only of ingredients approved in Document XXXX.3B, and is permitted to use the Site's exercise yard under the supervision of security personnel.
Amenities such as reading material may be provided on condition of good behaviour and cooperation with Operation Stregheria, at the discretion of senior staff members the Site Director.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male, approximately 40 years of age, answering to the name of John Moore. Subject has extensive practical knowledge of alchemy, but is currently incapable of using this knowledge to perform alchemical workings successfully.
This is a result of a set of complex thaumaturgical wards, which have been branded into the right forearm of SCP-XXXX. When SCP-XXXX contemplates the process of performing an alchemical working, or attempts to do so, the wards cause the subject to experience debilitating physical pain and nausea, preventing them from employing its alchemical knowledge7. The nature of the wards also prevents the skin surrounding them from fully healing, which SCP-XXXX reports is a cause of chronic pain.
Despite this, it is the unanimous recommendation of research staff that SCP-XXXX be considered a potential threat, due to the extent of its knowledge of alchemy. This risk factor is further exacerbated by its prior involvement with GoI-8256 ("KGS Gerstmann AG"), a conglomerate linked to the production and trafficking of anomalous alchemical weaponry, primarily across Europe.
Addendum XXXX.1: Discovery
Addendum XXXX.2: Operation Stregheria
Addendum XXXX.3: Additional Email Transcripts






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