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Elevator Pitch:

  1. A flaming red flower. Size of a rose.
  2. It's roots can reaches the core of the earth. Well, not exactly. It's roots are just keep growing untill they hit a very hot source. And it's roots are hard to destroy (nearly imposibble).
  3. It can drain up everything in the air. Like oxygen, carbon dioxide, azote etc. I even like the idea that there is no gravity. Because of this, in it's room there is nothing. Like the space. But the flower is still burning.

Central Narrative: I want this flower to be dangerous. Not because it's aggressive, more like "Hey, my roots are all around of the Earth's core. So do not mess with me. Otherwise there will have consequences.". I think it's a really scary thing.

Hook/Attention-Grabber: I think it's would be a really scary if you think carefully. Think about it.
A little flower's roots are reaches' the Earth's core. It would be so bad if it's gets triggered or mad at something.

Additional Notes: Well this is my first scp so i want you guys to help me improve it. And i hope you guys find it interesting. English is not my first language so sorry for grammar things. And if you guys want to i wrote it's abilites, special containment procedures and discovery ideas. So i want you guys to help me with them.

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Special Containment Procedures:
All copies of SCP-6000 are to be destroyed, one copy of SCP-6000 is to be kept in a small containment chamber with a TV and a closet, the TV is to be used for testing with SCP-6000

Foundation webcrawlers are to track anyone selling copies of SCP-6000. Those who are found selling SCP-6000 copies are to be detained and amnesctizised.

Any reviews on SCP-6000 are to be taken down and the reviewers are to be tracked, detained and amnesticized.

Description:
SCP-6000 Is a collection of DVD's which contain a series entitled Nature Found Strange, a documentary series about non-normal occurrences in nature produced and distributed by Vikander-Kneed Technical Media (GOI-5889). SCP-6000 has a total of 6 episodes1, each episode is about 730.001 hours in duration2. Each episode holds a different "Chapter" related to nature.3 The DVD's are not anomalous themselves, no digital manipulation is present in any of the footage, which has been verified to be authentic.

The anomalous effect occurs when any viewer boots up a DVD, after 12 hours of viewing one of the anomalous phenomena or entities will show up or occur at the viewer's current location. The exact anomaly or phenomena which will appear is seemingly random. (See Addenum 6000.1)

Contents of SCP-6000:
SCP-6000-1 focuses on anomalous phenomena and entities in the wild, below is an excerpt of a forest-anomaly, time: 200 hours, 20 minutes, 47 seconds.

Episode 1: The Forests

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Frame of a male anomalous Rhesus Macaque (macaca mulatta) In it's natural habitat.

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Frame of a male anomalous Rhesus Macaque (macaca mulatta) In it's natural habitat.

Narrator: Here we can see an evolved Rhesus macaque, the reason for this evolution is unknown. The "Abnormal" Rhesus Macaque has 6 red glowing eyes, 4 fangs and regular teeth. While "Normal" Rhesus macaque can be found in: Thailand, Pakistan, India, Southeast Asia and China. The "Abnormal" ones have only been currently spotted in: Xishuangbanna Tropical Forest in the Yunnan Province of China. Unlike "Normal" Rhesus macaque, "Abnormal" Rhesus macaque are omnivores, hence the regular teeth and fangs which can help them crush bones and tear through skin with ease.

[The frame changes, showing several instances of the anomaly attacking a wild boar, the frame cuts to the instances eating the boar. The boar is finished after 10 minutes.]

Narrator:Anomalous Rhesus Macaque hunt in groups, they can finish a wild boar within 10 minutes which can feed a whole group, if you ever travel to south china and visit any forest, remember to stay far away and stay safe! Since these guys are very aggressive about territory!

SCP-6000-2 focuses on anomalies which can be found underground, below is an excerpt of a cave-anomaly, time: 543 hours, 57 minutes, 24 seconds.

Episode 2: The Caves

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Frame of the anomalous cave closing in

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Frame of the anomalous cave closing in

Narrator: Here, we can see a cave closing in on it's own. This cave nicknamed "The Claustrophobic Tomb" is located in the city of Zermatt, Switzerland. This cave can change it's surroundings. In 2009 two men went missing inside said cave, only one got out. He described the walls of the cave closing in on him and blocking paths. His friend was crushed to death.

[The frame changes, showing the walls of the cave slowly closing, a watermelon was placed inside the cave it was crushed as the walls closed in.]

Narrator: The cave walls close in randomly, no matter who's inside or not. If you ever visit Zermatt do not go into "The Claustrophobic Tomb" while death isn't sertain it is a high possibility!


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Footnotes

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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SCP-XXXX in it's testing room

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX can be safely kept in any container that prevents its emitted light from escaping. Staff are highly discouraged from interacting with SCP-XXXX by themselves, and not for more than 30 minutes every 24 hours. In the case that the bulb has been removed, extract the victims one by one, without looking at the lamp, then search for the bulb and replace it carefully. Do not look at the lamp until after you have successfully located the socket and screwed in the bulb. In the case that there are too many victims to reasonably extract, the room is to be locked for 2 weeks, then proceed with the replacing of the bulb.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard floor lamp measuring 1.58 meters in height with an aluminum body and a 40W fluorescent bulb with a conical type shade. The bulb emits light at 5000K at a brightness of 600 lumens. The bulb cannot be turned off, and the lamp seems to be powered indefinitely, regardless of it being plugged in or not. The bulb is not to be removed, as everyone who sees SCP-XXXX without its bulb will instantly receive its full effects. The bulb is not to be replaced with a different one, as it will start to lure anyone within a 5km radius towards itself, regardless of them being previously exposed or not.

Those directly in the light of SCP-XXXX will start to find themselves under its effect. After around 20 minutes, the subject will be noticeably lightheaded. As time goes on, the subject will become drawn to SCP-XXXX and its light, often wandering back into the room where it is located in without realizing. After 1 hour, the subject will start to feel sudden sharp pains in their temples, akin to "ice pick" headaches, and will no longer willfully leave the room. Leading up to the 2nd hour, the subject will gradually become slower in reaction speed and in movement, becoming almost fully paralyzed after 2 hours of exposure. At this point, the victim will remain paralyzed until they starve to death. Subjects under the influence of SCP-XXXX will also complain that the bulb is getting dimmer, although supervisors claim that the bulb retains its brightness throughout the test.

After full exposure, the subject seems to be unresponsive to any stimuli, but will show aggression if anything blocks their view of the anomaly. Any attempt to blindfold or drag the subject away from SCP-XXXX will be responded to with violence. If someone has been exposed to SCP-XXXX for more than 2 hours, they will need to be forcibly removed from the room and taken at least 500 meters away to be kept under strict supervision for 24 hours to allow recovery. Victims will have no memory of the exposure, and may experience more "ice pick" headaches for up to a week. Some victims that have been exposed for over 24 hours have had long term effects, including auditory hallucinations, paranoia and degraded vision.

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« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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Penelope: Can travel back in time for a limited number of times
Anastasia: Daughter of a Greek god; can give orders to animals
Charlotte: Can read and control mind

They want to free SCP-5376 from Site-19 to raise the awareness of the public to the anomalous. Each of them tries their own way, but they all get captured. However, it turns out this was their plan all along. They escape together with SCP-5376.
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Please do not edit or add anything here (only to correct spealing mistakes or grammar errors).
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Draft V 2.0

Item #: XXX1

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX1 must be stored in a soundproof lockbox in any size containment chamber placed at least 500m away from all sentient entities. the most convenient current option is a chamber directly under a facility accessible by elevator and emergency staircase, however in the case the object is to be moved, aerial transport is preferred and storing the object near entities without access to classified information is acceptable. under no circumstances are personnel with any form of classified information, at any level, allowed within 500m of SCP-XXX1.

Description: SCP-XXX1 is a blank elliptical cutout of pink construction paper, which can be observed to emit a yellow fog through it's edges utilizing a MIMIR-class thaumic distortion filter. the object has also been observed to have telepathic properties, able to forcibly read, replicate, and transmit information stored in the memories of sentient beings. the origin of this object is as of yet unknown, as well as the destination of transmission.

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Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Safe Pandora4

General Containment Procedures:

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All contained SCP-6000 instances (with the exception of SCP-6000-W) are to be released from Foundation custody. Dr. Kothari has been entrusted with the task of redistributing SCP-6000 to the custody of appropriate groups and individuals.

Description: SCP-6000 is the collective designation for a set of 25 anomalous animals which appear to have been designed as pets for children. Each instance is of a different species and displays different anomalous qualities, but all possess the following traits in common:

  • Negligible senescence. Though adults, SCP-6000 do not appear to age or grow.
  • Cellular Regeneration. SCP-6000 rapidly regenerate from physical injuries.
  • Perfect health. SCP-6000 have never contracted any illnesses, pathogenic or otherwise.
  • Anomalous diet. SCP-6000 do not appear to require either or food or water to survive, but become increasingly uncomfortable after long periods without either. Instances will consume food appropriate to their species or any form of commercially available pet food, typically preferring the former. Regardless of diet, no waste is produced; food and water vanish upon reaching the instance's stomach. Carnivorous and omnivorous species refuse to consume other vertebrate animals; those capable of speech universally claim that doing so would be "gross."
  • Enhanced intelligence. Many instances display intelligence roughly on par with a human. Said instances are also fluent in English, though most are illiterate.
  • Domestication. SCP-6000 are universally docile and friendly toward humans.
  • Branding. All instances bear markings somewhere on their bodies which spell "[instance's name], by Dr. Wondertainment". Additionally, each instance was recovered alongside, or able to produce when asked, a variation of the same document. Reproduced below is the version that accompanied SCP-6000-S, the first instance contained.
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Special containment procedures and descriptions for specific instances are detailed below:

Sub-Designation Species Special Containment Procedures Anomalous Properties Additional Notes
A Daubentonia madagascariensis (aye-aye) n/a unknown Object has recently been depicted in several works of harmless anart created by known members of We Are Cool Now!, and is consequently believed to be in that group's possession.
B presumably Lithobates catesbeianus (American bullfrog) none unknown currently uncontained
C Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris (capybara) none The air within a 2.4-meter radius of the object remains at a constant 21.1 degrees Celsius regardless of other conditions. none
D presumably Dugong dugon (dugong) n/a unknown currently uncontained
E presumably one of four extant species in family Tachyglossidae (echidnas) n/a unknown currently uncontained
F Puntius semifasciolatus (gold barb fish) none The object possesses a human face. A miniature top hat is permanently affixed over its dorsal fin. Human face has similar skin tone to SCP-527's human body.
G presumably one of 18 extant species in family Hylobatidae (gibbons) n/a unknown currently uncontained
H Rhinecanthus rectangulus (reef triggerfish) When conveying information about Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapaua'a, personnel are encouraged to avoid referring to the humuhumunukunukuapaua'a directly, for the sake of convenience. Infohazard. Cannot be referred to with pronouns, nicknames, abbreviations, or other terms that do not contain the word "humuhumunukunukuapaua'a". References to groups of which Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapaua'a is a member (such as "SCP-6000") are not affected by this property. Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapaua'a is not anomalously funny. Personnel report that the humuhumunukunukuapaua'a's effect is only funny the first few times, after which it becomes increasingly annoying.
I Amblyrhynchus cristatus (marine iguana) none Intelligence and speech. The object can perform a variety of "tricks," including various feats of acrobatics, dancing, and singing. Reluctant to perform before large groups, citing "stage fright".
J Aurelia aurita (moon jellyfish) none Lacks stinging cells. Patches of dark pigmentation form a "smiley face" on the object's bell. none
K Potos flavus (kinkajou) none Intelligence and speech. Very polite. When it observes an individual engaging in "rude" behavior, the object recommends a more polite alternative. Personnel are not to provide the object with additional honey outside its approved diet, no matter how politely it asks.
L presumably a species in subfamily Lorinae (lorises) n/a unknown currently uncontained
M presumably Alces alces (moose) n/a unknown currently uncontained
N Neurergus kaiseri (Kaiser's mountain newt) none When held by a human and instructed to "Clean my room!" the object telekinetically moves nearby waste and dirty laundry to the appropriate receptacles. none
O Micrathene whitneyi (elf owl) none Intelligence, speech. When asked for assistance with a homework assignment, it gains the knowledge necessary to complete the assignment and attempts to help complete it. Gained knowledge is lost when assignment is completed. Can intuitively sense whether a given task is actually a homework assignment or not, and will not assist with other tasks.
P n/a n/a n/a Object is believed not to exist, as everyone knows there is no such thing as a pangolin.
Q Equus quagga quagga (quagga) none None, aside from the base properties of all SCP-6000 instances. Quaggas were declared extinct in 1883.
R presumably a species of order Rodentia n/a unknown Lack of capitalization is believed to be a typo. Investigations ongoing. Currently uncontained.
S Lampropeltis elapsoides (scarlet kingsnake) shares enclosure with SCP-6000-V Intelligence, speech. Vocabulary consists almost entirely of words beginning with the English "s" sound. Cognitohazardous effect limits speech directed at the object to such words. Shares a close emotional bond with SCP-6000-V.
T Tamandua tetradactyla (southern tamandua) Habitat includes a sizeable pool of fresh water. Intelligence, speech. Exaggerated Southern California accent. Can telekinetically manipulate bodies of water and its surfboard to perform assorted tricks. Recovered alongside a purple miniature surfboard bearing the Dr. Wondertainment logo, which it has been allowed to keep.
U presumably Horornis diphone (Japanese bush warbler) n/a unknown currently uncontained
V resembles Micruroides euryxanthus (Sonoran coral snake), but with dark purple bands instead of red Only personnel approved by the project supervisor may interact with SCP-6000-V. Antivenom is to be kept in Hall ██'s main office. Similar to SCP-6000-S, with effects pertaining to the letter "V" instead of "S". Unlike other instances, -V is hostile toward humans, though Dr. Kothari has succeeded in gaining its trust.
W object is the shell of an unknown species of sea snail All conversations with object must be logged. When the shell is asked a question, the voice of an elderly male speaks from within and provides general advice in response. Object remembers content of previous conversations. none
X presumably Xema sabini (Sabine's gull) n/a unknown currently uncontained
Y Bos grunniens (domestic yak) Chamber includes an e-reader modified to accommodate its nonhumanoid anatomy. Intelligence, speech. Literate. Has perfectly memorized all written works of W. B. Yeats and all biographies of Yeats published before the year 2000. Knowledge includes unpublished works, written correspondence, notes to self, grocery lists, and other minutiae.

Addendum 6000-1:

SCP-6000-A, -B, -D, -E, -G, -L, -M, -R, -U, and -X are not in Foundation custody, and their whereabouts are unknown. As these objects are presumably no more dangerous than the instances that are in containment, and would therefore qualify for the anomaly release program were they contained, efforts to locate them have been abandoned.

Attached is an email exchange relevant to this decision.

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Addendum 6000-2:

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SCP-6000-C sleeping in its habitat

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Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapua'a in Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapua'a's aquarium

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SCP-6000-N being held by Dr. Carlson's nephew

Due to their animal-level intelligence and relatively mundane properties without significant practical applications, SCP-6000-C, -H, -J, and -N were entrusted to GoI-466 ("Wilson's Wildlife Solutions") for appropriate care and potential future adoption. For the sake of simplicity, Drs. Kothari and Carlson delivered these instances to WWS personally.

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Addendum 6000-3:

Due to their obvious similarities, SCP-6000-F was entrusted to the former SCP-527, now designated PoI 527/01 in accordance with anomaly release policy. Drs. Kothari and Carlson delivered SCP-6000-F to PoI 527/01 shortly before his departure from Site-19.

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Addendum 6000-4:

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SCP-6000-I. Object was juggling small rocks, but ceased upon seeing the camera, claiming to be camera shy.

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SCP-6000-T. Surfboard not pictured.

Due to their human-level intelligence and desire and ability to perform "tricks," SCP-6000-I and -T were entrusted to Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting. Drs. Kothari and Carlson delivered the instances in question directly to the Circus, which was located near Site-19 at the time.

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Addendum 6000-5:

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SCP-6000-K politely requesting more honey

Due to its human-level intelligence and negligible entertainment or educational value, SCP-6000-K was not suitable for adoption by the organizations to which previous instances had been entrusted. Dr. Kothari proposed that the object be used as intended, as a child's pet, and adopted by a family familiar with anomalous phenomena. The adoption took place at Site-66, as the chosen family were retired Foundation personnel with sufficient clearance to know of its existence and lived reasonably close by.

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Addendum 6000-6:

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SCP-6000-O emerging from its nest upon hearing that Dr. Carlson's nephew needed help with a research paper

Due to its educational value, SCP-6000-O has been relocated to the International Center for the Study of Unified Thaumatology in Three Portlands, where it will be part of that institution's tutoring program.

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Addendum 6000-7:

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SCP-6000-P is not believed to exist, as everyone knows there is no such thing as a pangolin. The purpose of its inclusion in the document that accompanies other SCP-6000 instances is unknown. It is likewise unclear why a habitat for a small mammal was constructed between those of SCP-6000-O and SCP-6000-Q, when this occurred, or who was responsible. When this chamber was first noticed by Dr. Carlson, it contained the following items:

  • vegetation normally native to tropical areas
  • traces of a mixture of powdered ant remains, various vitamins and minerals, and agar
  • the following note:
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As everyone knows there is no such thing as a pangolin, it is believed that this note constitutes some form of subterfuge or attempted deception by "L.S."

Addendum 6000-8:

As SCP-6000-Q is potentially immortal and the sole surviving member of its species, it has considerable conservation value. After experimentation with a female zebra determined that the object's offspring do not inherit its anomalous properties, it was entrusted to the Quagga Project for use in quagga re-breeding efforts.

Logs relating to the transfer of SCP-6000-Q's custody have been omitted, as they did not involve notable interactions with sentient anomalies or Groups of Interest.

Addendum 6000-9:

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SCP-6000-S posing for the camera in its habitat

Much like SCP-6000-K, SCP-6000-S was slated for adoption by retired Foundation personnel. SCP-6000-V was deemed unacceptable for adoption, however, due to its venomous nature and hostility towards most humans, and was to be entrusted to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions for permanent care instead. It was therefore necessary to separate the two instances.

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Logged below is Dr. Kothari's initial attempt to separate SCP-6000-S from SCP-6000-V.

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Following this incident, Dr. Kothari requested more time to locate an appropriate post-containment home for SCP-6000-S. Director Martin granted this request, on the condition of no further delays in the redistribution of SCP-6000 instances.

Addendum 6000-10:

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SCP-6000-W in storage

Due to its general usefulness, and to prevent the future assembly of all 25 instances in the same location, SCP-6000-W will remain in Foundation custody. Reassignment to other personnel or permanent storage is pending, but it remains in Dr. Kothari's possession for the time being.

Below is a transcript of the last recorded conversation between Dr. Kothari and SCP-6000-W.

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Addendum 6000-11:

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SCP-6000-Y reciting "Sailing to Byzantium" in its outdoor enclosure

As it is effectively the world's leading expert on W. B. Yeats, custody of SCP-6000-Y was offered to several museums and historical and artistic societies associated with Yeats. Based on the accommodations for the object offered by those organizations that were interested, Dr. Kothari selected the Yeats Society of Sligo to receive the instance. Logged below is the final conversation between Dr. Kothari and SCP-6000-Y.

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Addendum 6000-12:

Following Dr. Kothari's retirement, Dr. Lee Roy Carlson has been promoted to project head. As Dr. Kothari is the only known human toward whom SCP-6000-V is not hostile, Dr. Carlson has chosen to entrust it to her. SCP-6000-S has likewise been adopted by Dr. Kothari, due to her previous experience with it and its calming effect on SCP-6000-V.

KREATOR KOMMENT

This article is sort of an alternate-universe interpretation/informal sequel to my first SCP, SCP-4225.

To IhpIhp and Agent MacLeodAgent MacLeod: thank you for creating the fascinating setting in which this article takes place.

To the Tagging Team: I apologize for the pain in the tushie that this will probably be to tag.

To my critters: just kidding, this is a coldpost.

I also want to thank everyone who provided feedback on my draft of SCP-4225 in this thread, everyone who suggested other animals or otherwise helped me improve it in PMs or the discussion thread over the years, and everyone who upvoted it. Special thanks to CTapbIu_XyJIuraHCTapbIu_XyJIuraH and Chen XXChen XX, who somehow managed to translate 4225. The love that you've all shown for Sammy is part of what convinced me to make him and his family my entry for this contest.

Secondary slot picks, in descending order:

  • 6225
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  • 6527
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DATE: 28 Apr 2021 02:08

Item: Scp-6007

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Because Scp-6007 has no effect or any possible threat towards any persons, there currently are no containment procedures toward Scp-6007. However, because of the nature of Scp-6007-A, There may be possible efforts to contain Scp-6007 in the near future. Scp-6007-A currently can roam free throughout Site-19.

Description: Scp-6007 is a typewriter, 9.3 kg, which has the ability to reality shift, into a different reality upon typing on it. Scp-6007 is held inside of a briefcase, being held by Scp-6007-A, which is a tall male human, approximately 195 cm, and 54kg, who bears the appearance of a 1920s musician, who wears a slim suit, with a top hat and a mask, entirely blank

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