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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 03:12

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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 03:07

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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 01:50

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Hello! I am Cole 13Cole 13 and this is my art hut! Welcome! My last art page, didn't go all too well, to tell you the truth1. The difference about this page is that I now have procreate2, instead of using my computer. Enjoy my new art!

I actually made this theme myself, which I am proud of.

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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 00:35
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Schematic illustration of the concept of SCP-6827-1, shown by SCP-6827-3.

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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 00:26

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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There lived a certain skip, the foundation held ago
It was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people look at it with terror and with fear
But to ethicals he was such a lovely dear
He could eat the people like an eater
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
Ethicals would desire

Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
There was a vat that really burnt it
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It was a shame how it carried on

He killed most the spare lives and never mind the O5
But the rumbled floor he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state, he was the skip to please
But he was real great when he had a corpse to eat
For the council he was no people-eater
Though they heard the things it'd done
They believed it was a curs-ed eater
Who would eat their race

Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
There was a vat that really burnt it
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It was a shame how it carried on

But when its eating, and killing and its hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous skip became louder and louder!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This skips just gotta go!" declared the employees
But the ethicals begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this lizard had lots of sharp cla-was
And it was a brute, corpses just fell into his mouth
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to eat the d-class" they kept sayin'
And it really came

Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
They put some acid into his bath
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
It soaked in it all and it said "I feel fine"
Li, li, li-a-zard
Killer of all the d-class
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Li, li, li-a-zard
The foundation's greatest death machine
And so they soaked it till it was dead


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DATE: 02 Apr 2021 22:07

Item #: SCP-5355

"The Gingerbread Men"

Object Class: Euclid (Potentially Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5355 is to be contained at Site-19, in a 20x20x20 containment cell. SCP-5355 is to be monitored by foundation personnel for studying of its anomalous effects, and may also be interviewed if wanted. However, there should be only a reasonable amount of interviews per day.

Description: SCP-5355 appears to be a group of Gingerbreads. Each Gingerbread takes the form of a classic humanoid Gingerbread men. SCP-5355 instances are able to communicate and speak many languages, and is considered sapient. SCP-5355 instances are docile, and will not attempt to attack personnel unless provoked. SCP-5355 instances will usually stay with a group of other SCP-5355 instances. SCP-5355 instances are able to telepathically communicate to each other, and cooperate to finish a certain task. All SCP-5355 instances has slightly-above average mental health, and can learn new tasks easily.

SCP-5355 instances will accomplish tasks such as civilization building, relationships, and management. SCP-5355 instances have a civilization similar to ours, in that it sustains:

  • A leader
      • Manages Economy
      • Manages Relations
      • Fulfills needs for others
  • A civilian
      • Ensures that the leader is doing tasks correctly
      • Reports leader of problems
      • Rarely hostile

SCP-5355 instances populates itself in groups of 50, with 1 leader for every group. SCP-5355 are unpredictable, and have therefore been assigned Euclid. SCP-5355 may also be able to potentially accelerate to the point in which containment becomes impossible, in which case it could possibly be classified as Keter.
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DATE: 02 Apr 2021 21:17

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Special Containment Procedures: At the request of Director Charles Hollender, SCP-6700 is not to be contained. The Overseer Council has approved the placement of the anomaly under Direct Hollender's personal care with additional monitoring by Mobile Task Force Titan-1 ("Off the Books"), Director Hollender's personal security garrison. SCP-6700 is to have designated living quarters within Room № 4 on Floor 1 Wing B of the Site-89 facility. Any reasonable requests made by SCP-6700 to site personnel should be honored, with anything requiring clarification or additional approvals directed to Director Hollender or Assistant Director Lorem.

Description: Designated "Amanda Hollender" by Director Charles Hollender, SCP-6700 is a 1.4 meter tall Caucasian female, approximately ten years of age. SCP-6700 appears to be of American descent, most likely Californian, with short curly white hair and grey eyes. The anomaly has the the ability to sense infrared signatures through solid objects on command, and activating this ability gives the subject a light headache within 20 minutes of ceasing the usage of the vision. SCP-6700 is to be denied requests to leave Site-89, unless authorized by Director Charles Hollender or Assistant Director Lorem for Foundation-related leaves.

Discovery: SCP-6700 was discovered in Orinda, California, near Site-89, situated under Mount Diablo. Operative Mako discovered the subject begging on the street offering magic tricks in return for food and shelter. Mako then realized SCP-6700's anomalous properties and attempted to relocate the subject to Site-89 but was intercepted by an unidentified Global Occult Coalition task force that terminated Operative Mako and attempted to exfiltrate SCP-6700. After successfully claiming the subject and traveled 2 kilometers, the GOC operatives fell to an ambush set up by MTF Titan-1, who then reclaimed SCP-6700 and transferred it to Site-89. The GOC file created for SCP-6700 can be found listed here. Transcript logs of the ambush can be found listed below.

▶View Titan-1 Recovery Transcript◀


Addendum.6700.1: Doctor Bell persisted against the adoption of SCP-6700 by Director Hollender, and the file request is listed below.

▶Show Ethics Committee Request◀

Interview Logs

The following log was conducted on 8/4/2020 1:20 AM following the recovery of SCP-6700 from the GOC operatives.

Interviewed: SCP-6700 "Amanda"

Interviewer: Director Charles Hollender

Foreword: Director Hollender persisted with the contact team to allow him to conduct the interview personally, despite protest from Doctor Bell, Director Hollender went ahead with the interview. Director Hollender also persisted that, during the creation of this log, SCP-6700 to be designated as "Amanda" going forward.


[BEGIN LOG]

Director Hollender opens the interview room door and walks in holding a tray of jasmine tea.

Dir. Hollender: Hello, Amanda. From what I've heard you've had quite the day. You must be exhausted. I brought you some tea, I figured it would help you relax.

Amanda: W-Who are you?

Dir. Hollender: Ah, how rude of me. I haven't introduced myself properly. I am Director Charles Hollender, although you can simply call me Charles.

Amanda: Alright. May I ask you something, Charles?

Dir. Hollender: Of course, Amanda.

Amanda: Why don't you look … normal?

Dir. Hollender: There are many beings like me in this place, I am an anomaly like yourself. I'm made of marble and I have a star ruby for an eye.

Amanda: That's really cool.

Dir. Hollender: Thank you. May I ask you a question Amanda?

Amanda: Sure, it's your turn to ask a question.

Dir. Hollender: Thank you. May I ask why we found you on the streets?

Amanda: My parents didn't want me anymore, they thought I was a freak so they chased me out.

Dir. Hollender: I'm assuming … Christian? I see. Amanda, would you like to remain here with us?

Amanda: Yes please, Charles. I'm scared to go back there.

Dir. Hollender: Do not worry, Amanda. I'll make sure nobody hurts you. Come, it is very late. We should get you to bed, I have a room ready for you.

Amanda: Thank you Charles.

Director Hollender and Amanda leave the interview room and head walk to Director Hollender's room, where he unfolds his spare bed and Amanda goes to sleep.

[END LOG]

Closing Statement: For the past eight months, Director Hollender has been taking care of SCP-6700 and on 4/4/2021 officially adopted SCP-6700 as his own child.

▶View Interview with SCP-6700's parents◀

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DATE: 02 Apr 2021 16:59
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Two concrete barriers five meters in length are to block off road access to SCP-XXXX, each one being placed 2.5 kilometers away from the center site in either direction with security guards stationed in the immediate vicinity. Should any vehicles circumvent these barriers, a security guard is to inform the driver that the road is closed and they must turn around - said members are permitted to use force if necessary. If a civilian somehow comes within 200 meters of SCP-XXXX, then a field agent is to inform them of serious biological danger and force them to leave the premises. In addition, Foundation web crawler Lambda-73 ("HOSTILE HOSTEL") is to suppress all mentions of SCP-XXXX from travel websites.

All personnel are prohibited from entering the main office of SCP-XXXX unless they have a Level 3 security clearance and have a Counter-Milgram Coefficient10 of 28 or higher. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are to be left alone until there is complete certainty that they are dead. Upon death, members of Mobile Task Force Beta-7 (“Maz Hatters”) are authorized to retrieve the remains. Any interaction with SCP-XXXX-2B during this period is strongly discouraged, but not strictly prohibited.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a motel building in ██████, New Mexico, United States. It has 13 rooms with two beds each (designated SCP-XXXX-1A through -1Z), one room reserved for laundry and cleaning supplies, and a front office. The building is two stories tall and painted light pink. There is a pool out back, but there has never been any record of it being filled.

SCP-XXXX is inhabited by two individuals - SCP-XXXX-2A, who runs the front office, and SCP-XXXX-2B, who cleans the rooms. SCP-XXXX-2A appears to be a middle-aged man with black hair, while SCP-XXXX-2B appears to be a middle-aged woman with auburn hair. The pair exhibit a memetic quality that makes interrogation difficult if not impossible. Since neither has shown signs of aging in the ██ years since their discovery by the Foundation, it is unclear if they are anomalous humans or merely humanoid beings.

SCP-XXXX's main anomalous qualities become evident when laying down in an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Subjects who assume a supine or prone position, with more than 75% of their body making contact with the bed, will enter a trance-like state11. During this state, subjects will report feeling drowsiness, difficulty focusing, and incapacitated thought. Subjects will refuse to leave the bed on their own volition, citing an intense need to sleep; subjects can still be removed from SCP-XXXX-1 in this phase.

However, after roughly 45 minutes, the subject's skin will begin to secrete a thick, yellow, paste-like substance, at which point they are considered to be an instance of SCP-XXXX-3. The Foundation has yet to find a way to reverse this process or save the subject after this point. Over the course of the next 48 hours, the local instance of SCP-XXXX-3 will undergo an enhanced form of putrefaction, with every hour in SCP-XXXX-1 being equal to about three day's worth of decomposition. During this process, the subject cannot be removed from the bed - forces in excess of ███ N have failed to separate SCP-XXXX-3 from SCP-XXXX-1. At the end of the subject's decomposition, nothing remains besides a viscous black substance. SCP-XXXX-2B will then invariably arrive in the room within 20 minutes to gather the biomatter and change the sheets.

+ Addendum 1: Testing Logs
Footnotes

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 02 Apr 2021 15:23

SCP-85120-UWU
object class:Keter

Special Containment Procedures: scp-85120-UwU is to be contained in a large complex in area [REDACTED]. If infected persons scp-85120-UwU-2 are to attempt to break out scp-85120-UwU guards and available MTF are to secure all d-classes and researchers and open fire at the infected persons.

Description:scp-85120-UwU is a 6''1 tall humanoid with a fursuit on scp-85120-UwU was recovered at a furry convention at [REDACTED] l.a. The scp was recovered by members of MTF epsilon-11 posing as F.B.I agents. Scp-85120-UwU was peacefully surrendered and taken to area [REDACTED].Scp-85120-UwU has not been tested yet but in known to be dangerous…

Addendum: the area witch scp-85120-UwU is contained is redacted for safety
reasons in case furries try to break out the scp.
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DATE: 02 Apr 2021 14:51

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