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DATE: 29 Mar 2021 10:20

Al throws all his declined job applications in the trash.

"Can't get a damn job in this world, maybe I am just bad at talking. Or I am that shit at everything."

He sighs and continues "The only thing that can cheer me up is the TV."

He turns on the TV, after blankly watching at the news his TV shuts off

"God, that lady downstairs using so much power, not a smart choice for someone who lives at this
dump. Her money will fly out her wallet faster then the declining of my job applications."

Suddenly, the TV turns on again. An ad pops up

"Do You Need a job?" the TV screams out

Al looks up in interest

"Well Vikander-Kneed is just the place for you! You might have never heard of us so I will explain shortly! We are a media company trying to make a name for itself in this cruel cruel world! We made great shows like: 'Cize Up, Famous Engagements Throughout History and of course Gehenna Arcade! So dear viewer you might think 'how is this related to me?' well worry not! Here in Vikander-Kneed everyone is special! And we are in need of employees. Unlike other companies we will hire anyone! There is always a job for YOU in Vikander-Kneed technical media! Still not satisfied with what we offer? Well here are Techniques we’ve mastered in the pursuit of communications excellence:"

The frame changes showing the list below

  • Radio/Television/Internet Broadcasting!
  • Movie Production and Distribution!
  • At Home Entertainment Distribution!
  • Black Magic!
  • Entertainment Content Production!
  • Instructional Content Production!
  • Murder!
  • Psychological Warfare!
  • Graphic Design!

The voice starts speaking again "So what are you waiting for? Call 1-800…" Before the voice finished speaking Al called the number, an automated voice mail played, 5 minutes later there is a knock on the door

"Who Is it?" Al yells

"It's me! Jake Malcolm from Vikander-Kneed! You called about the job offer?"

"Come in then" Al replied

"What a nice place you have!" Jake said

"If your gonna lie to me you have to do a better job at it." Al said

"One question, I got an automated voice mail how did you know where to go?" Al asked

"Oh that's not important." Jake replied opening his suitcase

"Your a strange fella'." Al said

"That's what they all say!" Jake said as he gives Al 3 contracts

"Sign here, here, here and here. Don't bother reading" Jake said

"Hold up no interview no nothin' just straight to buisness?" Al asked

"You will get your job after we take a look at your set of skills!" Jake replied

"My set of skills is wasting space on earth." Al said

"Don't be like that! Just sign the contracts and we will contact you." Jake replied

Al, desperate of a job did not care what was written. He quickly signed the contracts and handed them to Jake

"Thank you for joining Vikander-Kneed, this contract will never expire and your soul belongs to us so you will never leave us" Jake said as he smiles

"Scuse me?" Al replied

"You'll never be able to leave but if you ever want to leave we always have a 'special' job for quitters, so promise me you'll never leave." Jake said

"Is this a threat bud?" Al replied

"No," Jake said

"It's the rules. No one brakes the rules and gets away with it…" Jake continued

"Well it was nice meeting you! We'll contact you in 2-3 business days! Have a good day!" Jake said

"Yeah yeah you too…" Al said nervously

Al looks up to see Jake already gone, without making a sound. He just 'vanished' into thin air.
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DATE: 29 Mar 2021 06:30

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell with basic accommodations with a small bookshelf filled with books. At least two researchers should observe SCP-XXXX in a regular basis. Five security guards would be deployed nearby SCP-XXXX Containment Cell and five Other Security Guard outside of Site -612 disguised as civilians and receptionist or staff of an apartment complex. Site 612 is located on [REDACTED] South East Asia with a facade of a medium sized apartment complex. Other than SCP-XXXX Site 612 also contains smaller Anomalous objects.

Every personnel near SCP-XXXX should wear a full hand glove for safety measures. All request will be denied unless it's basic necessity such as food, or if the entity desire a book to read. There are no Anomalous event when the entity read a book.

When a containment breach occurred. The site should be on a full lockdown and all nearby task forces on the area are to be deployed to re-contain SCP-XXXX.

Three Zero Containment Breach Since / /

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity measures 218.44 cm and wears a formal attire of those in the Victorian era, a brown suite, pants and a Tophat with a single bar colored with orange. SCP-XXXX has no actual ethnicity, and genetic testing of SCP-XXXX is impossible due to the Anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX. Other than his clothes. His body is a cognito hazard as hypothesize. Perspective of his face or skin is devoid. It will look like a static black texture. Whether this is a cognito hazard or the actual appearance of SCP-XXXX is debated.

SCP-XXXX manifests his anomalous property by literally bending reality. Distorting time and space in a small radius. This will produce a small void vortex where an entity will be sucked through that vortex. The reality bending of SCP-XXXX is to literal as he will tear reality and environment around there will be distorted. Just like a photoshopped picture with a distorted focus. anyone near the radius of the rift will feel unconscious and will feel as if they were in another world inside their minds

Touching SCP-XXXX is felt to be human skin but after a while of touching, subject who touched SCP-XXXX will feel numbness on their hands. SCP-XXXX effects when touching can be evaded when using a hand protection such as a glove.

SCP-XXXX is neutral to personnel and is fluent in speaking english. He is generally conceived as calm. Unless SCP-XXXX is bored or have nothing to do, specifically reading a book He will become harmful and attack anyone at sight

Addendum XXXX 1 - Discovery

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Addendum XXXX 2 - Containment Attempt

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Addendum XXXX 3 - Interview

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Addendum XXXX 4 - Breach Report

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Addendum XXXX 5 - Background Interview

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DATE: 29 Mar 2021 06:27
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SCP-XXXX upon recovery

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be sealed in solid concrete

Description:
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DATE: 29 Mar 2021 05:56

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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be submerged in a 20 gallon
fish aquarium full of water inside a 3m by 3m by 3m , 1-meter-thick concrete container aligned with noise cancelling Acoustic Styrofoam panels at all times. The container must be inspected for any such
cracks or tears in the Concrete, Styrofoam, and Aquarium twice per month by D-class personal wearing earplugs and earmuffs. If SCP-XXXX does manage to get past site-██, Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 Village Idiots are to secure the area wearing earplugs and place the infected in custody for tongue removal and relocation to Sillian (See Addendum XXXX-2)

Description: SCP- XXXX is a discontinued Sony DEJ011 Walkman CD player that plays “The Song That Doesn't End” from the album Lamb Chop’s Sing-Along, Play-Along1. Ironically enough the lyrics of the song explain what SCP-XXX does. This song, when heard will make the victim begin to hum the lyrics to the song for several seconds then they will start to sing along with the song forever. Hearing any lyrics2 being sung or directly from SCP-XXXX will spread and infect anyone who can hear it, almost always leading to a mass sing along. Due to the constant loud singing, all afflicted persons have been noted to have severe or permanent damage and strain to their vocal cords, eventually just being unable to speak. Vocal communication with victims has been proven to be impossible, writing or sign language are most commonly used.

Dr. Vannia, the lead researcher of SCP-XXXX has devised some tests to see the effects and abilities of the SCP at hand.(See test logs) He and his team have come to the conclusion that SCP-XXXX may also have properties of strange attraction causing those in a nearby radius of 10m to come and listen to the music. Not by means of complete mind control but more of a hidden trick being played on the brain (see addendum XXXX-1) "almost like a pitcher plant using a sweet nectar to lure in spider or something but its a human and there is no nectar"-Dr. Vannia

SCP-XXXX was located on the floor at a daycare in (████), Idaho March 13, ████. The foundation first took notice when a deaf undercover agent felt the vibrations of a door being pounded on near him. He had taken a closer look and had seen multiple kids and teachers crying while muttering something. He then contacted his superiors, and when MTF Epsilon-6 “Village Idiots” arrived, they too begun to mutter something. One of the MTF agents wrote on a piece of paper with crayon spelling "i cant stop singing" after which he began to cry. MTF rounded up all affected citizens and were taken into custody and made a coverup story of a undiscovered virus and that all persons living in a 24 KM radius stay at home for 3 days. Anyone whose relative(s) were affected were given Class C amnestics to make them forget they had a relative in the first place. A debatably unenjoyable ride to a nearby site, site-██, The MTF had successfully contained SCP-XXXX for the time being. Further testing proved consistent evidence that hearing the song flared up the spontaneous singing.

Additional notes: SCP-XXXX, Upon closer inspection, does not seem to have any visible power source that it uses to play its music. Its earbuds are indestructible and are unable to be removed from the headphone jack. Any afflicted personals can prevent spread by humming or not being able to speak at all. In a worst case scenario where SCP-XXXX is able to rapidly spread and infect people, all affected persons will have their tongue removed to prevent further spread, given Class C amnestics and relocated to a secluded sign language only community where they will live out the rest of their lives. Any affected Foundation staff will have the choice of remaining to work with them without their tongue or to also be relocated.

Testlogs for SCP-XXXX

Testlogs:

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Dr. Vannia also conducted an interview with a D-class personnel shorty after being told to sit alone with SCP-XXXX for 5 minutes.
Interview log:

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Addendum XXXX-1: April ██,████ During some observation logging, one researcher had noticed a crack in the wall which "appeared to look like a cricket". He went towards the wall to take a closer look and had heard a faint singing. Within milliseconds he begun humming and soon enough singing the song that doesn't end. unsurprisingly, the entire room was in unison singing along. however, being prepared the researchers used a key to unlock a button which had activated an alarm announcing an SCP-XXXX breach and all personnel in the facility are to immediately put on earplugs from a nearby break glass window case.

Addendum XXXX-2: The city of sign language, Dubbed Sillian by the entirety of the research team is located north eastern from the original discovery point from SCP-####. It was originally an area to just keep SCP-#### victims but it ended up as a getaway spot for some foundation staff to come and relax. The peacefulness and the local food they have there is good. Most people there use ASL but also carry around a pen and paper incase they run across someone that cant use ASL. Dr. Vannia visits Sillian to test and observe victims of SCP-#### to see how they are fitting in with the town and other victims living there. Sillian residents know the research team as people who study the reason why they are missing a tongue.

Dr. Vannia's Notes

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DATE: 29 Mar 2021 00:54
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When the almighty awoke,
He observed his world.
They had plagued his creation.
The remnants of their activities,
had stained the purity of nature.

They had left rocky, barren craters,
inside earth's many realms.

They had torn people apart,
and had toppled many societies.

They had muddled the waters,
leaving creatures to perish.

How could he have been this blind?
They had created chaos,
in the midst of his world.

Shall they be forgiven?

No.

He then created objects,
that peoples' greed would overcome,
and bring their demise.

He then created beings,
that would kill,
and deem lives worthy.

The almighty sat back on high,
looked at his sole creation,
and what it has become.
Then shed a tear,
for a world tarnished.

The waters flow,
all over the world,
under the heat of the glaring sun.


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DATE: 28 Mar 2021 21:08
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Item Number: SCP-5379

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5379 has been labeled and is currently [[image contained inside a standard display case that is located at Site 105’s storage facilities. Any interactions outside of viewing SCP-5379 are strictly prohibited, unless authorization is given by a staff member of level 3 clearance or higher. Similarly, SCP-5379 should only be removed from its containment for the purposes of research. Changes in the object’s behavioral patterns are to be monitored and compiled for evaluation at the end of each month.

Description: SCP-5379 presents itself as a ceramic figurine depicting what appears to be a horned owl. Its design has been noted as being simplistic and ''cartoonish'' in nature, presumably to better disguise itself as an unassuming shelf ornament. SCP-5379 remains completely stationary until the preconditions of its activation are met, at which point it will come to life and begin to fluently imitate the mannerisms of an actual member of the owl species. Said preconditions include placing SCP-5379 in a sufficiently open space and uttering the phrase █████████████, while ███████████████. SCP-5379 is capable of both flight and vocalization that is consistent with the species it portrays, despite seemingly lacking the biological traits necessary for either. The time-frame during which it remains active has, so far, been too inconsistent to narrow down. Generally, it doesn’t appear to exceed 24 hours.

SCP-5379 measures at approximately 30.2 centimeters in length, with a wingspan of exactly 60 centimeters. SCP-5379’s weight appears to alternate depending on its state , ranging from 1.2 kilograms when inanimate to 5.5 kilograms when animate. The cause of this shift has yet to be determined. Prying open SCP-5379’s "beak" reveals a completely hollow center that has the same artificial texture as the exterior shell, though its true make-up remains unknown until a method of obtaining a sample has been devised that doesn’t risk the object’s integrity.

If given access to live rodents or any other type of small mammal, SCP-5379 will proceed to hunt down, eagerly consume and store its prey’s remains within itself. When it next cycles between its two states, the contents of its last meal will always appear to have de-materialized, thus prompting it to seek out further sustenance. Due to its rounded design, SCP-5379’s main method of dispatching prey involves swooping down and administering consecutive blunt force trauma until the smaller animal expires. Curiously, SCP-5379 only consumes what it manages to kill and displays no innate desire for food. It is theorized that it only does so to be more alike the bird of prey it strives to impersonate.

Discovery Notes: SCP-5379 was brought into Foundation custody by Site Director Adam Lloyd himself. He has gone on to explain that he had found the object while ███████████████████████████████████████████, ██████████████████████████. Since then, Director Lloyd has expressed great interest in all research pertaining to SCP-5379.

Addendum: Certain staff members have reported experiencing identical recurring dreams after working extensively with SCP-5379, in which they engage in conversation with an instance of the object. See the attached interview log for further details.

Interview Log SCP-5379-A

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DATE: 28 Mar 2021 19:26
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Image Tracked to Site of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is difficult to contain, as when any sort of perimeter, or barrier is placed around it, will disappear leaving no traces of its whereabouts, reappearing at a separate location. To keep unauthorized personnel from entering, four guards are set to protect the area on 24 hour shifts. SCP-XXXX is also proven to be indestructible, with any form of weapon, explosion, or tools, having no effect on it. SCP-XXX-1 has the ability to emit a sound that, upon hearing it, all motor functions will halt. Around an hour post-exposure, if the victim(s) are still alive, they will begin to regain functions and are released from SCP-XXXX. Any unauthorized personnel seen to be entering/exiting the SCP are to be detained on sight, and taken in for questioning. Any personnel to enter SCP-XXXX are to wear vision scrambling visors, as well as complete noise cancellation. Reports show that SCP-XXXX-1 can be harmed, although it is currently unknown what is effective against it. Blood of an unknown origin, was found on the floor of the basement, thought to be from SCP-XXXX-1.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2 story urban home, around 100 square feet total, with up to 3 rooms total. The rooms usually consist of a kitchen and two empty rooms. After said organism is gone, the staircase reopens, leading into what seems to be a basement. Upon entering the basement, the stairs will disappear, once again. Upon their attempt to escape, they will hear a sound, like nails on a chalkboard, paralyzing them. The last thing seen by any who enter the residence is two, piercing white eyes, designated as SCP-XXXX-1 No traces of the victims are ever found. The house is also known to change color, room placement and positioning of decorations at random. SCP-XXXX-1 Has only ever been photographed in 10-35% of it's full form. The only available description of the creature is the two piercing white eyes, that it is so famous for. Before it’s attack, a screeching sound, like nails on a chalkboard can be heard, anyone exposed to this sound will be temporarily paralyzed, usually regaining motor functions after an hour, post-exposure.

Addendum: One civilian by the name of ████████ escaped SCP-XXXX-1, after further questioning, a description of SCP-XXXX-1 is revealed to be approximately 8 meters in height, with 4 thin legs and multiple black, tentacle esque appendages sprouting from it's back. It boasts a large black head with two glowing white eyes. No further information was provided.

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DATE: 28 Mar 2021 16:35
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in Research Greenhouse-XXXX in Site-103. Standard security protocol applies. Surveillance cameras should not be installed in the Greenhouse (See Incident XXXX-3). Cement has to be replenished manually by a Class-D personnel twice a day and any anomalies has to be reported to a Level 3 researcher on-site immediately.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Bauhinia × blakeana (commonly known as Hong Kong orchid) plant with approximately 2.60 meters in height and 204.7 g in weight. The epidermis of the plant is replaced by a thin layer of concrete, covering ██% of the plant. Despite that, the plant has three 5-cm stomata (SCP-XXXX-S1 to SCP-XXXX-S3) with guard cells shaped like lips of a human. Each stomata is capable to produce vocal responses in human language (Cantonese, English and Mandarin respectively); but is shown to be mildly reluctant to "speak" in Mandarin. SCP-XXXX can detect and interpret sound and light from the surroundings, but is unable to produce responses to ███ or ██████ changes.

SCP-XXXX does not undergo photosynthesis and consumes cement as its basic source of energy. The mass of the SCP-XXXX would not increase after the consumption of cement. How the anomaly consumes or stores the cement is still currently unknown.

When SCP-XXXX is under threat, a series of self-defense mechanism will activate until the threat is cleared. The outermost layer of concrete is thickened; instances of concrete humanoids will be generated from the three stomata and defend the plant. Instances of the concrete humanoids will be collectively named as below:
Instances Generated from which stomata Self-proclaimed names
SCP-XXXX-1 SCP-XXXX-S1(Cantonese-speaking) "yung-mo" (勇武)
SCP-XXXX-2 SCP-XXXX-S2 (English-speaking) "woleifei" (和理非)
SCP-XXXX-3 SCP-XXXX-S3 (Mandarin-speaking) "reporters" (記者)

SCP-XXXX-1 are fighters that directly combats any physical threats. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are usually spawned with various equipment or weapons, but are also able to obtain resources from the environment for defense. Common equipment includes bricks, umbrellas; while homemade bows, Molotov cocktails or nunchucks may also be used. They generally follow the principle of "Be Water", proposed by Hong Kong martial artist Bruce Lee - they usually approach the enemy in a more defensive position with umbrellas open as shields, and attack and retreat strategically.

SCP-XXXX is initially discovered in a country park in New Territories, Hong Kong. It was discovered by a hiking enthusiast
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DATE: 28 Mar 2021 15:20
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Item #: SCP-7999

Object Class: Safe Magna3

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-7999 are to be used by the following MTF units:

  • MTF Alpha-9 ("Last Hope")
  • MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots")
  • MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine Tailed Fox")
  • MTF Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats")
  • MTF Eta-5 ("Jäeger Bombers")
  • MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil")
  • MTF Lambda-12 ("Pest Control")
  • MTF Mu-13 ("Ghostbusters")
  • MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers")
  • MTF Tau-5 ("Samsara")
  • MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers")

SCP-038 Is to be used to clone SCP-7999 to meet MTF requirements. All cloned SCP-7999 instances must be inspected before issue for any malfunctions. SCP-7999 clones must be placed in sites incase containment breach occurs.

Description: SCP-7999 is a small cube made out of tungsten with the initials S.C.P it is speculated that SCP-7999 came from another reality where it was developed by the SCP-Foundation to contain SCP's with ease. The cube has a camera, activation button and instructions on how to use it. Several settings can be found on SCP-7999 as well:
Item Length: 1m-100m
Item Width: 1m-200m
Item #: N/A-8000 (Changes automatically with database updates)
Transparent: True/False
Anti-Corrosive: True/False

SCP-7999 use instructions

After testing with SCP-7999 the O-5 council decided to assign SCP-7999 to the MTF units listed above (See Addendum-7999-2).

Test-7999-1 Results
Addendum-7999-2

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DATE: 28 Mar 2021 15:12
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