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DATE: 15 Mar 2021 05:13


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putin

The office of the sitting Russian president, which SCP-XXXX surrounds.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The SCP Foundation and the Russian government have come to a mutual agreement regarding SCP-XXXX.

Containment and testing are prohibited, but observation and monitoring have been allowed.

If SCP-XXXX acts not of its usual nature, extra precautionary measures should and will take place.

If SCP-XXXX is to act erratically, Protocol Russian American is to be launched. This plan consists of temporarily removing the sitting Russian president and transferring him/her to a secure bunker for his/her safety. Testing is allowed to learn about the full extent of SCP-XXXX hypothetical abilities. Once they are learned, The president is allowed to move back to the office and resume normalcy.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a transparent border around the sitting Russian president (Vladimir Putin)'s office. This border suppresses aggression/or aggression-fueled intentions while any biological entity is inside the border and in the vicinity of the Russian president. SCP-XXXX prevents aggressive assassinations, and assault.

The side effects that SCP-XXXX has on the office include minor spatial warps on the walls and spontaneous item relocation inside the office itself. This shows that the border was made in great haste.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered during Russian president Vladimir Putin's first term1 on 5/13/2005 when a USA government-issued assassination attempt was made by a United States soldier. The soldier was let free, and rumors of the soldier's intent being lost reached the foundation, and soon later, Foundation researcher Dr. Darcy traveled to Russia for an interview on the anomaly. This was a singular interview before the initial agreements were set in place.


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DATE: 15 Mar 2021 04:46

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The Door to SCP-████-1 must locked in a 5 x 5m containment chamber made of concrete, at least 3 to 4 Guards to Terminate anything that goes in or out of SCP-███-1 and if any instances of SCP-████-2 must be terminated immediately, They Key to SCP-████-1 must be kept on Facility Manager Dr. █████ and Tracking devices must be implanted on the key. if the Jewel to SCP-████-Omega, or SCP-████-Omega wakes up, the incident must be reported to 05 command and an XK-Class end of the world scenario will be announced.

Description: SCP-████ is a large purple Gate, the writings and the pictures seem to translate, Prison of the Void

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DATE: 15 Mar 2021 04:23

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ must be kept be kept in 8 x 8m Containment chamber constructed with reinforced Iron and the observatory must be made with bullet proof glass, SCP-████ Chamber must be furnished with 19th century furniture and SCP-████ must be escorted out of the containment chamber for inspections for any faults.

Description: SCP-████ Appears to resemble a humanoid being wearing a purple under-shirt, and dark purple tattered pants and jacket. it has purple glowing eyes and its skin is made of a black reflecting unknown material, Its most unique capability is its ability infinitely spawn swords

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DATE: 15 Mar 2021 03:36

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The image in possession of SCP-XXXX-2.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Agent J3ff3ry!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Mar 2021 00:27

Page type: SCP-XXXX article

Characters: SCP-XXXX, Mr. Scott Harris, Doctor Lee Chung, Doctor James Potter, Lord Dau, Colonel Daniel.

GOI: The Dragnel Association2, GOC.

Class: Keter Now safe

Human: Yes

Anomaly summary: An that erases itself from memory after a period of time. However the effects only take place when the head is viewed. When the effects take place, the subject will illustrate the appearance of the SCP, even if there was no drawing skill beforehand. Once the drawing is complete the victim will have gone into a state of insanity and starts to scratch out the face of the drawing and write sigils and words of distress. These sigils have no current meaning. Once the subject has undergone this event, they will have no memory of the event and presume their normal life.

There are a total of 10 sigils that are illustrated, each classified SCP-XXXX-1 to 10.

Narrative: The Anti-memetics division has taken the case suspecting that SCP-XXXX is an anti-meme, as any descriptions of the face causes subjects to undergo the event. The face is not biological, it is a geometrical formation above the neck, which appears to be severed. Once the division concluded it was a hybrid of a meme and an anti-meme it struck interest in the Dragnel Association. A highly secret group of people with self-applied anomalous abilities which allow them to examine anomalous entities closely. As well as prevent capture from any other groups. The groups patch is similar to one of the sigils that are illustrated. The group concludes the meaning of this sigil as the Dragnel sigil, which represents the five universal elements: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Limbo, or more accurately classified as Temperature, Liquid, Solid, Gas, Energy. Each member currently possesses one of the elements each unique to their personality. 05 Council has allowed them to examine the SCP-XXXX case, after a few interviews was done.

The Dragnel Association requested to take custody of SCP-XXXX for further investigation in their own lab, where full access to their equipment was located. The request was denied multiple times, until 05-1 decided it was suitable to allow them to take custody as long as MTF units where present and to update the Foundation.


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DATE: 14 Mar 2021 20:33

Ok, initial concept.

Type: physically inert item (haven't decided what, exactly, maybe a locket?) that "projects" a field of effect, with the radius growing in size if it's been too long since it last affected someone. Anyone that progresses into REM sleep within the radius will be affected by the item (only one person at any given time, although affecting multiple people at once could be interesting).

Effects: (trying to not write this too technically, I'll save that for the actual entry) Once the subject enters REM sleep, they will experience an extremely vivid dream, always of the same place. I haven't hammered out specific details yet, but it will be some sort of small country church, circa 1940s, set up for an outdoor wedding in a densely wooded area. Of note is that any physical injury sustained while in the dream will spontaneously effect the dreamer, with no cause visible to observers. Additionally, regardless of injury, the subject will not wake up unless they do certain things in the dream (which is generally how you get out/wake up) or are woken by external stimulus (which will result in something Bad, haven't decided what yet).
The entire area is hazardous in a fantastical sort of way, with things like Butterwort-esque gauze curtains hanging from a wedding pavilion, volatile/exploding presents on a gift table, poisonous hors d'oeuvres, and predatory flora in the remarkably dense forest surrounding the church. However, the focal point of the dream, and only other sign of human life in it, is the body of the "bride". She/it appears to be comatose when found, but if disturbed, will scream loud enough (140+ db) to cause permanent hearing damage, and will result in the subject waking up with full memory of the events of the dream.

Containment: The item can get put in a locker somewhere, but after testing, the foundation will discover that it periodically needs to expose a D-class to it to keep the radius from expanding too much.

Narrative/"hook":


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DATE: 14 Mar 2021 14:33
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Special Containment Procedures:
When an appearance of SCP-5176 is reported, MTF Eta-11 (Savage Beasts) will immediately set up an exclusion zone of 10 kilometres around it and divert any civillians. Any civillians who are found in the zone must be detained and brought to the nearest foundation facility.

If personnel need to take the earmuffs off for the purpose of research, this must be approved by a senior researcher.This must be authorised by personnel with clearance level 4 or higher. Anyone who hears SCP-5176 is immediately designated a class-E personnel and is to be taken to the nearest SCP foundation site, where they will suffer a fatal accident in the next two days3

Description: SCP-5176 was originally believed to be a legend, dating back to the 16th century, but her reappearance was discovered by foundation personnel on █/█ /20█. Before the foundation could set up containment procedures, approximately ten hikers reported seeing her, with 2 recording her wail. Thankfully, it seems the cognitohazard effect can only be recieved through hearing her wail firsthand. A cover story was disseminated, detailing how it was a prank by online influencers. The hikers family and friends were issued class-A amnestics.

She can be seen crying, and will wail for a period of 10 minutes every 2 hours. Anyone who hears her wails will suffer a fatal accident in the next two days, and if there is no fatal objects in their vicinity, will suffer some medical trauma[see addendum 1]. Because of this, her wails are to be classified as a cognitohazard.

All attempts to capture her result in her disappearing by anomalous means when Foundation Personnel get within 3 metres of her4. She was discovered by Agent [DATA EXPUNGED], who heard about her through local rumours of hikers suffering horrific accidents after walking through SCP-5176’s zone of containment5 Agent[DATA EXPUNGED] investigated the forest and saw SCP-5176 for himself. He reported this to the foundation, but unfortunately, had a fatal car accident the next day. This is believed to be a result of hearing SCP-XXXX’s wail.

Banshee

D-8674's sketch of SCP-5176
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Artists depiction of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contain in a 7x7x7 meter aquarium in site-16 and has to be fed live fish weekly, any instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained and monitored until its has been neutralized

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SCP-XXXX-1 in containment

Description: SCP-XXXX is an 8 meter long Chinese giant salamander from the Cryptobranchidae family with light blue eyes.
SCP-XXXX has the ability to transform anything into SCP-XXXX-1 once instance of SCP-XXXX-1 appear SCP-XXXX cannot create another SCP-XXXX-1 until the original SCP-XXXX-1 is killed.
SCP-XXXX can create a pocket dimension serving as its place to sleep and hibernate during winter designated as SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a pocket dimension serving as SCP-XXXX place to sleep and hibernate, inside it there a throne shrouded in coral and pearls and often SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX-1 is a 1 meter long axolotl with an ability to communicate through telepathy,
SCP-XXXX-1 can teleport itself to any body of water for a limited amount time before its teleport
back to its original place.
Below are the interview between Dr,james vince and SCP-XXXX-1

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DATE: 14 Mar 2021 10:37
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bob.jpg

SCP-XXXX during initial recovery and containment

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contain in a 7x7x7 meter aquarium in site-16 and has to be fed live fish weekly, any instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained and monitored until its has been neutralized

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SCP-XXXX in containment

Description: SCP-XXXX is an 8 meter long Chinese giant salamander from the Cryptobranchidae family with light blue eyes, SCP-XXXX has the ability to transform anything into SCP-XXXX-1 once instance of SCP-XXXX-1 appear SCP-XXXX cannot create another SCP-XXXX-1 until the original SCP-XXXX-1 is killed, it can create a pocket dimension serving as its place to sleep and hibernate during winter, when it feel threaten SCP-XXXX can turn its self invisible to hide its self from threat.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a 1 meter long axolotl with an ability to communicate through telepathy ,
SCP-XXXX-1 can teleport itself to any body of water for a limited amount time before its teleport
back to its original place.
Below are the interview between Dr,james vince and SCP-XXXX-1

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DATE: 14 Mar 2021 08:27
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The image above displays the first menu upon entry.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All devices with mint or official copies of SCP-XXXX are to be factory reset, and/or completely wiped of all data. If this does not work, the phone's SIM Card is to be destroyed.

Under any circumstance regarding SCP-XXXX's implementation on regular media, the foundation are to follow procedures that will result in it being removed from commonly accessible outlets (e.g Removing from the app or play store on mobile devices, or to sniff out links leading to third party downloads of the app.

Information on these procedures is forbidden from lower I.T staff, as they require high amount of digital experience so as not to damage the attacked devices beyond a reparable state.

Description: Upon first impression, SCP-XXXX is a 12.2GB application, with a gray CD representing it's icon. When opened, a menu clarifying what itself is, is displayed (See above).

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