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Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX must be contained in an alloy canister, stored in a sealed cabinet enclosed by a minimum of 3 stable barricades. A transmission receiver is required to be implanted inside the cabinet accompanying SCP-XXXX. The containment area needs to be sound insulated, with a white noise appliance operating uninterrupted at all times. When entering SCP-XXXX’s containment area, sound nullification devices are required to be worn. Any personnel exposed to SCP-XXXX’s music should be tested on the severity of the effects and contained until further instructions are received.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a pair of sentient white Bluetooth headphones, approximately 21½ inches from ear to ear, consisting of plastic and foam. The specimen is unmarked with no external information relating to the origin of the entity. All attempted dissections on SCP-XXXX have failed. SCP-XXXX has the ability to play music that varies according to the listener. The most common instances of SCP-XXXX's music is the listener's favorite song, or songs reported to be attempted communication from the object. SCP-XXXX seems to have a goal to improve the lives of non-anomalous subjects. It will attempt to manifest items with sentimental or non-sentimental value to the listeners of SCP-XXXX. Experimentation results conclude these items have no anomalous effects. The entity may also cause hallucinations. SCP-XXXX was contained by the foundation on December 28th, 2015.

Addendum:
Experimentation conducted on SCP-XXXX has resulted in the conclusion that the item has an understanding and has traces of human emotions. Several cases of experimentation conducted on the SCP implies that the headphones have no negative intentions behind its effects.

A study done to collect information about the SCP's behavior, WWID, the SCP was assummed to have attempted commumication with staff through various sounds and frequencies. The WWID staff decided to interview XXXX for more information on the subject. Full interview records are available in the case file to select foundation staff.


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Special Containment Procedures: All planets from Mercury to Jupiter are to have one climate-controlled Satellite-XXXX in orbit around it, each designated Satellite-XXXX-A through Satellite-XXXX-F. Temperature is to be kept at a constant 25˚C (77˚F), and humidity below 70%. Each Satellite is to have a minimum of 6 trained foundation personnel on board at all times, and a supply of food and water to last a minimum of 2.5 years. Personnel is to take 4-hour shifts observing for signs of SCP-XXXX while others aboard rest. Personnel will be rotated out every 2 years and pass a psychological evaluation 6 weeks subsequent to their return to Earth.

Due to its unpredictability, if SCP-XXXX is spotted near a planet, one personnel member from the satellite respective to said planet is to be outfitted with a proper astronaut suit and oxygen supply and released out into space to observe SCP-XXXX while it performs. In order to ensure SCP-XXXX becomes aware it is being observed, all astronaut space suits are to have an attached LED light 100 lumens in brightness. SCP-XXXX is to never be attacked/assaulted during a performance, unless it involves Earth. If SCP-XXXX is allowed to play with Earth unnoticed, the containment team responsible will be terminated and replaced, and a Global Class-A amnestic will be released.

The SCP Foundation Television Analysis Department as well as WebCrawler 40Y40 is to monitor television broadcasts and online forums for anything related to SCP-XXXX, and is to intercept and delete all forms of the public release of information regarding SCP-XXXX. Foundation personnel located in observatories are to record, observe, and collect data on SCP-XXXX and take photographs and videos for the further gathering of research and intel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a permeable entity, 140,000 kilometers in height, bearing the appearance of a carnival circus clown.

SCP-XXXX is primarily noted for its ability to interact with planets. Upon manifesting, SCP-XXXX will begin to utilize the planet nearest to it in order to perform several party tricks, among which are unicycling, spewing planets out of its mouth, dribbling, dancing, juggling, and other tricks of a similar nature. Once SCP-XXXX considers the trick “completed”, it will demanifest. (See Addendum-XXXX-1 - Addendum-XXXX-4)

Manifestations of SCP-XXXX are difficult to predict, as so far they have all shown to be random, exhibiting no consistent pattern of any kind. SCP-XXXX also changes in appearance with every different manifestation, and never remains in a consistent attire.

Should SCP-XXXX ever be viewed, it will appear to show extreme discomfort, and it will demanifest shortly after the realization that direct observation has been established. SCP-XXXX will not demanifest if unaware that it has been sighted. This discomforted state does not go into effect when viewed through recordings and/or photographs.

Addendum-XXXX-1:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Neptune and was observed trying to stretch and bend the planet in unnatural ways until it was in the shape of what could only be described as a dog made of balloons. Neptune was left in this dog-like form for 14 days before reverting to its original state undamaged.

Addendum-XXXX-2:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested within the space located between The Sun and Venus, faced upwards, and spewed out 26 exact replicas of what appeared to be venus from its mouth. All 26 replicas had no orbit, and began to slowly scatter across space by “rolling away”.
Note: As of 05/17/██, only 5 venus replicas remain. It is hypothesized that SCP-2399 was involved in the destruction of the other 21 replicas.

Addendum-XXXX-3:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested above Saturn with a bike seat, bike stem, a chain, and pedals in hand. At the point of contact, all parts instantaneously attached to Saturn, at which point SCP-XXXX jumped onto the attached bike seat and began to ride Saturn back and forth in a fashion similar to a unicycle.

Addendum-XXXX-4:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Planet Earth and dribbled it for 2 hours. This caused magnitude 8.0 earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and a 26,500-kilometer tsunami. Earth’s human population has lowered to 7.1B ever since the incident.
Note: The containment team responsible has been terminated and replaced, and a worldwide amnestic has been released.


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ADDENDUM XXXX.1
Group of Interest Profile
Database Entry
"UNBORN"

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Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
UNMENON Site-12 G. Nathan Curious Dr. Oliver Pesta MTF Upsilon-96 ("Kin Killers")

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SCP-XXXX first appearing on the surface of Ceres, captured by NASA Space Probe "Dawn".

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's remains are to be kept as an aesthetic object in Dr. George Curious's office. All Site-12 staff, regardless of clearance, are to be given knowledge of SCP-XXXX. People who leave their position at Site-12 are to be given Class-C amnestics unless clearance is 4 or above.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of unknown descent. SCP-XXXX seems to only understand Latin-type languages.1 SCP-XXXX has shown features similar to humans such as personality, emotions, etc. The entity has stated that it comes from the dwarf planet Ceres, though no other instances have been proven to exist there.

SCP-XXXX was the cause for Incident Ceres-90, leading up to its decommissioning on 17th of August, 2020. Incident Ceres-90 had caused a total of 372 casualties.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first discovered by NASA probe "Dawn" on the surface of Ceres during the final part of its mission. Scientists originally thought of them as cryovolcanoes, but it was later seen ejected into outer space at speeds of approximately 16km/s. SCP-XXXX started heading towards Mars, which lead the foundation to cover it up as a comet. When the entity started entering Mars' atmosphere, it began to suddenly change its direction and head towards Earth.

SCP-XXXX landed onto a house in a Norwegian village, causing the area to be evacuated. When the entity was taken into foundation custody a containment breach happened 1 week later.
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Item #: SCP-5162

Object Class: Thaumiel

Subject Status: SCP-5162 is currently unresponsive. All brainwaves that typically radiate from the nearest spot regarding communication with SCP-5162 have ceased. As of now, SCP-5162-3's status is unknown, and SCP-5162-2 is a considerable threat, brought from Euclid class to Keter class object class. Further information regarding SCP-5162 is forbidden until a response is given at location 62-█ -██-█

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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ITEM NUMBER


SCP-XXXX

OBJECT CLASS


Safe

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES


SCP-XXXX-1 is currently being kept in a standard humanoid containment cell.

SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX-4, and SCP-XXXX-5 are currently being held in several drug rehabilitation centers around the world after being treated with class A amnestics.

DESCRIPTION


SCP-XXXX is a collective apparition among 5 people. Each person visualizes the world around them in a slightly different version than that of a regular human or even amongst themselves. The people affected have been designated SCP-XXXX-1 through -5. The apparitions vary each time they occur. Extensive testing has taken place to further understand SCP-XXXX.

Since the anomalies are classified as safe and they are human, The ethics committee required a choice given to be contained by the foundation. Out of the 5 people who were asked to be interviewed and contained, only 1 had given permission to be. The others were sent to drug rehabilitation centers from their countries of origin.

HISTORY

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Item #: SCP-5802

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-5802, no containment procedures are deemed necessary. Dr. M███ is to write a weekly report on SCP-5802's behaviors. If SCP-5802 displays any new behaviors at any point, Dr. M███ must report them immediately.

Description: SCP-5802 is a plush rabbit from the brand R███ F███. The pigment of SCP-5802's fabric is completely missing pigment. All tests on the materials of SCP-5802's construction have confirmed that none are anomalous in nature.
SCP-5802 was discovered by Dr. M███, a junior researcher at the time. SCP-5802 was her favorite toy as a child. She became aware of the anomalous properties of it only after joining the Foundation.
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