scp-000000000

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DATE: 06 Mar 2021 22:10

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comet2

Photo of SCP-5649, taken by a Foundation image-capture probe on 10/22/15.

Item-#: SCP-5649

Object Class: Khonsu1

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawlers are to monitor the internet for mention(s) of an object matching the description of SCP-5649. Any evidence of SCP-5649's existence is to be erased, and amnestics given to astronomers attempting to research it.

Description: SCP-5649 is a comet that appears in the solar system in approximately the same orbital path as Jupiter. SCP-5469 maintains a stable orbit around Jupiter, outside of demanifestation events.2 Recent scans by Foundation probes have shown that SCP-5649 is in fact a single object and that its mass does not reset with each reappearance. This means that SCP-5649 will melt completely sometime during its 2020-2023 rotation. During each reset, SCP-5649 will spontaneously vanish from its current position, and reappear opposite from Jupiter. The exact age of SCP-5649 is unknown, but chemical analysis of the recovered sample shows that it is at least 14,000 years old. Scans have also shown that SCP-5649 emits hyper-strands of Alpha radiation that reach 550 million miles long on average. As SCP-5649 gets older, the rate at which these are emitted increases exponentially.3 It is theorized that upon fully melting, SCP-5649 will let out a massive amount of these hyper-strands. If even one impacts earth, an area of at least 14 square miles will see a surge in radiation-related diseases comparable to a nuclear bombing unless safety measures are taken quickly.

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Footnotes

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DATE: 06 Mar 2021 19:38
 

In my short time on the wiki, just shy of 1 year5, I have learned a lot and have grown as a person for the better. BUT, a lot of my SCP friends didn't. But fear not, I am here to help! Here is a guide on how to look like an author and go out with the cool kids.

Context and Disclaimers!

THIS IS A JOKE DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY PLSPLS YOURE A GREAT AUTHOR TRUST ME
IF YOU USE SHIT LIKE THIS YOURE PROBABLY GONNA LOOK LIKE A RANDOM WANNABE
ALL THE JOKES HERE ARE NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE AND SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT
IF YOUR NAME IS IN ONE OF THE JOKES AND YOU DONT WANT IT TO BE THERE THEN TELL ME TO DELETE THEM

Section #1: Situational Lines!

#1: I know [author] is 110% gonna be famous soon, they have the potential to make the next 2521/096/173/1000 (cycle as necessary)!

SITUATION

Has someone asked you "Whats your favorite author?" or "What author do you think is gonna win the X contest?"? Well, first you should take a look at the Author's Pages page and select the name that looks the fanciest. Next, be sure they are still active and writing and memorize the quote they put in the author post of their most popular work (why are there so many quotes??). Then, the scenario should play out like this:

SCENARIO

Cool guy: Whats your fav author?

You (🤮 author): Its xX_=-Jakistonpossikaktus-=_Xx, they are such a good author! Have you seen their newest work? They're gonna make the next 2521 soon, I bet my ass on it!

Cool guy: xX_=-Jakistonpossikaktus-=_Xx?! He sucks! Have you actually seen his newest article?! Its like 10 words long!!11!

#2: IMO [article] had a lot of potential but the author was lazy so they didnt care! >:(

SITUATION

Have you had that awkward relatable situation where the boys are talking about how much an article sucks and how it should be rewrited ASAP? Don't you just hate it when one of them asks for your opinion? Then just use this simple line! You don't even have to know what the article is about!

SCENARIO

Cool guy: Man, have you seen SCP-42069 by jdcactus? It sucks ass!

Cool guy 2: Yeah! Hey, You (🤮 author), what is your opinion?

You (🤮 author): Well, imo SCP-42069 had a lot of potential, but it feels like the author just decided to ignore it and post an unfinished SCP.

Cool guy: Seriously?? It was literally a toilet that makes you piss uncontrollably! How can you think there is any potential for this as a non -j article?! Are you fucking braindead?!

#3: Well, I kind of like your draft, but it just misses a little… something. IDK what it is, it just needs more stuff.

SITUATION

Have you ever been hangin' out with your discord buddies, and then suddenly one of them sends you their new draft? Are you a terrible critter? Fear not! Just click the link they sent you and look at the number of addenda. If it's bellow 3, just use this simple line! You don't even need to know what the SCP is about!

SCENARIO

Cool guy: Hey, wanna check out my new draft? https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/funni

You (🤮 author): Well, it's a bit short. You should add more addenda.

Cool guy: Did you even read the context?! It's for the [idk some contest about short articles] contest!

ALTERNATIVE: Needs some tests/Needs a story.

#4: My favorite SCP is [insert unknown scp].

SITUATION

Has it happened to you that someone asks you for your favorite SCP? Well, you could be normal and tell them your favorite SCP, but if its a series 1, people are gonna think you haven't read a lot. If you want to seem like a cool kid, you need to choose an SCP with a number higher than 1000 and with less than 1000 upvotes. You can also choose an 001 proposal if you're feeling it (WARNING: DO NOT CHOOSE OUROBOROS, THE GATE GUARDIAN OR WHEN DAY BREAKS).

SCENARIO

Cool guy: What's your favorite SCP? Mine's 5987, really good bait.

You (🤮 author): Well, for me its SCP-3929.

Cool guy: The pills that make you old and horny?! It's absolute dogshit! I've never been more disappointed in kaktus!

#5: The wiki sucks, im moving to [scp ripoff]!

SITUATION

Have you something along the lines of "Staff do something controversial" on the news? Well, you would probably just say to yourself "Eh, staff are also humans. I can forgive them." like a normal person (unless staff really messed up badly). But we all know you are nothing like that, so you have to dramatically announce that you're leaving the community, only to come back a week later.

SCENARIO

Cool guy: Hey, have you heard of the recent drama involving site staff?

You (🤮 author): Yeah! Im leaving for RPC when they aren't fucking toxic like here!

Cool guy: You really sound like you haven't been there, in the discord they spam the damn n-word!



Section #2: Conversation Starters!

#1: What is the best tale/GOI format? (Be sure you don't say "SCP" by accident!)

SCENARIO

You (🤮 author): What is the best GOI format?

Cool guy: Its "The Furmen" by Ralliston, really makes you nervous. Whats your favorite GOI format?

You (🤮 author): *sweating* Uhh… SPC-169- Yeah! Its SPC-169, really funny!

Cool guy: WTF?! SPC-169 is the most unoriginal SPC you can think of! Raise your standards dumbass!

#2: I just read SCP-XXXX, what is your opinion on it?

SCENARIO

You (🤮 author): Woah! I just read SCP-831, its really good.

Cool guy: What even was it? Can you tell me?

*you actually read it cause you didn't in the first place*

Cool guy: Hello?

You (🤮 author): Oh yeah! It was the Tinkerbugs, dont you remember?

Cool guy: Ah, yeah. Pretty interesting. What took you so long to respond?



Section #3: Big-Boy Words to Expand your Vocabulary With!

"Skip" (/skɪp/) - Slang for "SCP".

Usage: "Wanna see my new skip?"

"Addendums" (/əˈdɛndəms/) - Plural form of "Addendum", not correct though. Used by people who don't know that THE RIGHT WORD IS ADDENDA, and im not grammar police for saying that.

Usage: "Your SCP needs more addendums."

"Greenlight" (/ɡriːnlʌɪt/) - The process of getting your first idea approved.

Usage: "Seeking Greenlight: Yes"

"IRC" A chatroom. Synonymous with "a confusing mess for new authors".

Usage: "How the [REDACTED] does IRC work?!"

Afterword

Thats it for the epic list! That should truly help you become the best wiki-imposter6 you can ever be! More to come because im so sadomasochistic!
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DATE: 06 Mar 2021 17:30

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By Order of the Supervisory Board



This file is classified Level 3/XXXX

The following information is about an anomalous artifact with Class-3 memetic capabilities. Due to the possible usefulness of the object's effects, methods of converting its effects into benefits are being investigated.

XXXX

ITEM #:

XXXX

CONTAINMENT CLASS:

SAFE

THREAT LEVEL:

BLUE

rating: 0+x

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must remain in a standard containment room, housed at Site-78. The object should be on a 1 meter concrete pillar, on which it should be resting. In the event that SCP-XXXX is to be experimented on, all personnel entering to remove SCP-XXXX from its containment room must put on an armored helmet with a memetic hazard filter visor and transport it in a container with a lid with a sealing lid.

After completion of the tests, a memetic hazard cleanup should be performed in the area where the tests were conducted. In case of accidental exposure, the affected personnel should be taken to the psychological medical treatment wing of Site-78.

Description: SC P-XXXX is a glass mirror holder with a rotating system, and a small button on its base. The structure that holds the mirror is made from cast bronze. There is no company or manufacturer's mark on it.

Internally, SCP-XXXX has an anomalous mechanism that induces a memetic effect by a light coming out of the mirror glass when a button on one side of the mirror is pressed. The light will affect any intelligent individual when the projected light is projected into their eyes, inducing the memetic effect to the subject. Each effect varies for each individual on whom the artifact is tested.

The following are the mechanical parts contained in the device and their operation after pressing the button:

  • Copper wires. After the button is pressed, a wave of electrical energy will travel through the wires until it reaches the next part. The mechanism by which the wave is created after pressing the button has not been found. All the copper wires connect from the button to the mirror.
  • A pink sphere of an unknown metallic material in the middle of the inside of the base that holds the mirror. When the wave Arriving at the sphere, the wave modifies to a type of anomalous energy wave that travels through all the wires until it reaches the mirror, to expand through the reflective glass. The mirror will then shine a cutting light that reaches a distance of 20 meters and covers an area of 6 meters.

When the light produced by the mirror is projected onto an individual's eyes, it will filter a type of Memetic Agent that varies in initial and subsequent effects. SCP-XXXX was recovered in an abandoned house in Brest, France, by agent Charls Picard after receiving a report of an alleged "ritual site". After raiding the area with two other agents, ritualistic items were found for apparent "research" purposes. A book was found containing information on different types of effects of various memetic agents, which were later found to be related to SCP-XXXX.

The device was accidentally activated by Agent Macbay, one of the agents who recovered SCP-XXXX. Agent Macbay suffered an intense headache and dizziness due to a type of memetic agent leaked by the object. Macbay was treated at Site-78, where he received treatment. SCP-XXXXXX has since been placed in containment.

Addendum A: The following are excerpts from the pages of the book obtained in Brest. After the book was obtained, no individual or group of individuals were observed to be present after that, so it is speculated that the occult research was abandoned at some point.

Page Number: 023.

Type of Element: Extremely dangerous brain disruptor.

Relation: Arcane message.

Description: The shape of the brain disruptor is that of a pattern in lines enclosed in a circle, as I was able to observe on the last test subject who suffered from it. We have only seen it about three times, and in one case Brother Joseph was accidentally infected with it. He could not survive. The message from this disruptor from what I have seen, appears to be words in a dead language, or something similar.

The disruptor seems to be trying to let those it infects know of that message, as if it is a regret that must be taken away by telling anyone. But when they end up dead it has that heavy burden again, and its pattern of lines in a circle gets messier and messier each time. For now we don't have a relationship between this disruptor and any specific type of entity, but when we do we will let William know.

Symptoms During and After: The effects during the period of the disruptor's stay, approximately 2 hours (according to me) cause first of all a state of blindness during the first hour. The next effects are a headache, which generates extreme amounts of pain, described in the three experiences of the only three subjects who were infected by it as a "melting of the brain".

This is caused because the disruptor connects in a crude and damaging way to the individual's consciousness, piercing primarily their memory processing all the way to the center of consciousness. Because of this it slowly damages different parts of the brain physically, causing a slow descent into memory malfunction, unconsciousness and finally brain shutdown, culminating in death.

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 06 Mar 2021 15:43
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:SCP-XXXX is currently contained in low-level anomalous cosmetics storage at Site-82

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, glass cologne bottle with a label reading "Absolute Chick Magnet". SCP-XXXX currently contains 15 mL of cologne, chemical tests of said cologne reveal no anomalous ingredients. SCP-XXXX's effect occur once the cologne has been applied to the skin of a human, leading to a mass attraction of Gallus gallus domesticus7 chicks , hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 entities manifest 3 meters away from the user of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum:

[[footnoteblock]]

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 06 Mar 2021 01:26

rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

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SCP-5192 in containment

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5192 is to be secured in a locked titanium box, inside a completely steel cell, 2m x 2m x 3m. No researcher or agent can encounter SCP-5192 without permission from the head researcher.

Description: SCP-5192 is a mid-century Victorian book, 10in x 5in x 4in, around 17oz. in weight, with approximately 300 - 320 written pages. SCP-5192 appears to be worn down and old, and has a appearance of a mid-renaissance era book. The date at which the book was written is unknown currently. The book is currently indestructible and has no known way of destruction. An entire description of the book's details are CLEARANCE LEVEL 5, and will not mentioned in this document, only a brief description shall be presented.

SCP-5192's contents consist of 3 sections each one describing advanced mathematics, physics, and philosophy.

Section 1:
The first section of SCP-5192 are pages filled to the bottom of equations to solve physics beyond our humanly knowledge. They even tell on how to do said equations. Many who have read this section say that some of the equations and theories presented in the book are "impossible to be done on Earth, but could have properties in other places besides our world". The ██████████ have pronounced the content in Section 1 as memetic and all personal who read it must be terminated within 24hrs, unless in a case of special researching after the 24hr point, which must be permitted by the Head Researcher.

Section 2:
The second section of SCP-5192 are stories of animals and humans in the format of a Children's book. Section 2 is approximately 10 stories, that all around 10 pages long. The pages are formatted with a drawing of the characters with text around them, telling the story. Even though it is in the appearance and nature of a Children's book, Section 2 is filled with many philosophical questions and ideas. For example, the 4th story in Section 2 is about nihilistic views and how they can harm others presented around you. The main storyline of the tales pertain 2 characters, with a problem. At the end of each story they either fix it, or don't. This leads for very realistic and depressing stories. All tales in Section 2 are level 5 Classification and under all circumstances must not be read.

Section 3:
Section 3 was first recorded by Dr. ████ and Dr. ██████. It's connotations and pages are described as [DATA EXPLUNGED].

SCP-5192-1 and 2:
SCP-5192-1 and 2 are the people who have read SCP-5192. There are 2 paths someone takes after reading SCP-5192, if someone is of a higher IQ (130 above) or is constantly asking questions to themselves in a philosophical sense they will most likely become SCP-5192-1. If they are below the required IQ, and/or have "immoral" values they will become SCP-5192-2. In an experiment with Dr. █████, where the D-Class all spoke different languages, it can be noted that they had all turned into SCP-XXXX-1 or 2, despite the linguistic barrier. They are both to be terminated 48 hours after existing.

SCP-5192-1:
SCP-5192-1 is brought to existence after someone with a IQ of 130 and above, or is of great moral and philosophical value reads SCP-5192. SCP-5192-1 appears to still mentally be the person they were before but act more spastic and are uncontrollable. Their main goal appears to be to destroy SCP-5192 and SCP-5192-2. They are still able to speak and talk, and even in cases with people who have stutters and cannot speak properly, SCP-XXXX somehow changes their vocal chords, and allows even the mute to talk. If SCP-5192-1 does not destroy SCP-5192 in 48 to 52 hours after exposure, they will then try and kill themselves. Only at this point will they stop speaking English and start to speak gibberish.
Any SCP-5192-1 that exists must be contained and kept away from SCP-5192. After 40 hours after exposure they must be killed.

SCP-5192-2:
SCP-5192-2 is when someone below the IQ and moral value reads SCP-5192. They will all together stop speaking and become very protective of SCP-5192. They lose all linguistic abilities and values and have been known to make grunting sounds. They have also attempted to force D-Class Personal into reading SCP-5192, when they did not read it, SCP-5192-2 bashed the skulls of the D-Class into the ground, causing 2 D-Class to die.
Any SCP-5192-2 that exists must be contained and kept away from SCP-5192. After experiment, SCP-5192-2 must be terminated.

Interview with SCP-XXXX-1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1

Interviewer: Dr. ████

<Begin Log>

Dr. ████: Hello there, may I ask some questions? This will only take 10 minutes

SCP-XXXX-1: (SCP-XXXX-1 nods at Dr. ████)

Dr. ████: Ok, well I'm going to start.
Dr. ████: So, can you briefly describe what SCP-XXXX is like? Give us information of the book, without telling us the actual information.

SCP-XXXX-1: Well… It's the penicillin of our time. You get me?

Dr. ████: Ok, just clarifying… by that you mean SCP-XXXX will advance human technology?

SCP-XXXX-1: (SCP-XXXX-1 nods at Dr. ████)

SCP-XXXX-1: I mean, everything we know of our physics and math, all wiped off the table with this, but It's not some Sci-Fi horror, no, no, no, it's like a math textbook, but with stuff that they don't teach you in high school, or college either.

Dr. ████: So, what could humans do with the information inside of SCP-XXXX. Can it cure the worst diseases and solve the hardest philosophical questions?

SCP-XXXX-1: Yes, It can do all that and more, but…

Dr. ████: Yes?

SCP-XXXX-1: In the wrong hands, it could end continents at a time. Maybe even planets.

Dr. ████: Is that so?

SCP-XXXX-1: Yea, and I know how to destroy it, so please I ask you once more to let me do it, please. It will be the end of our humanity.

Dr. ████: I'm afraid we cannot let you do that.

SCP-XXXX-1: (SCP-XXXX-1 leans over the table and headbutts Dr. ████ in the face)

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After the incident, SCP-XXXX-1 was terminated by Security Personal, and Dr. ████ was brought to the med bay for further medical attention, and was told it was just a bloody nose.

[[footnoteblock]]

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Special Containment Procedures

The Moonlight Shores Motel is to be monitored by guards and CCTV at all times. Any routes that lead to the Moonlight Shores Motel shall be closed off or re-routed away from the building.

All business and travel websites with listings for the Moonlight Shores Motel are to be monitored by Foundation-operated web analysis bot Gamma-09 ("BATESMOTEL") to remove any reviews that are related to Moonlight Shores.

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Picture of SCP-XXXX's second floor

Description

SCP-XXXX is an elevator with a wooden interior (2.8m long, 2.8m wide, and 2.1m high) behind the Motel; Moonlight Shores. SCP-XXXX lacks important parts a typical elevator possesses.

These include:

  • Emergency buttons
  • Key switch controls
  • Floor indicators
  • An elevator capacity sign
  • A hall lantern

SCP-XXXX's cab contains five selection buttons and an unlabeled black button.8 When one of the numbered buttons is pressed, it takes the person to a floor that appears to be an ordinary hallway with a total of ten (10) rooms.9

What are in those ten (10) rooms are still yet unknown and are awaiting testing.

Discovery

In ██████ Nebraska, 2010, SCP-XXXX was discovered by Adrian Luhardt Welles, the owner-manager of Moonlight Shores. It is believed that he is the only person that has encountered SCP-XXXX's anomaly. The Foundation has flagged him after reporting to the police. See Interview Log - 11/21/10.

Addendum XXXX-1:

After multiple attempts to open the doors, the usage of SCP-005 (The Skeleton Key) was authorized.

Addendum XXXX-2

To prevent losing SCP-005 during explorations. Keyholders were installed.

+ Interview Log - 11/23/10
+ Test XXXX Logs
+ Exploration Log XXXX-F1
+ Exploration Log XXXX-F2
+ Retrieval Log-005

Addendum XXXX-3:

A brown leather journal was being held by Agent Rhegan after the Incident inside room 17. The man who initially was carrying the journal committed suicide after he was finished writing it.

He documented the events that led him to commit suicide inside the cellar, transcribed and translated below verbatim.

+ Transcription of journal recovered from Retrieval Log-005

Addendum XXXX-4

The previous Class-D test subject, D-94753, has shown physical improvements after the incident in Room 04 and is now available for testing on the second floor. The guard that will be watching over D-94753 to prevent the loss of both personnel and SCP-005; is Agent Rhegan from the security unit, Hotel-06.

+ Exploration Log XXXX-F2-2
+ Interview Log - 11/26/10
+ Interview Log - 12/01/10

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity attached to a table via a set of nine rods penetrating its throat, knees, wrists, elbows, and thighs. SCP-XXXX is incapable of being illuminated and is imperceivable through thermal imaging, or photographic evidence.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid of indeterminate race or gender. SCP-XXXX is capable of speech, but attempting to causes SCP-XXXX extreme discomfort.

When presented with a human under the age of twenty-seven, SCP-XXXX will begin to shriek profanities at the subject, causing them to die within two minutes with raptured lungs and severe internal bleeding. After the initial subject is terminated, an increase in anomalous findings, entities, and phenomena in the surrounding area is noticed by foundation personnel. However, this effect does not seem to apply to subjects under the age of 15.

Despite SCP-XXXX's discomfort with speech, it has made several statements regarding itself and its current state.

List of recorded statements:
18/03/2018 "Please, free me" upon first discovery.
24/03/2018 "Release me, foundation" upon arrival of Dr. Linda Rivera.
29/03/2018 "I am contained, not by you of course, now free me" During writing original containment procedures.
08/04/2018 (Echos of site-054 during site-wide containment breach)
15/04/2018 "By consensus of the O5 council" Seemingly without stimuli.
29/04/2018 "

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