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DATE: 16 Jul 2021 10:47


Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-7024-1 is a middle-aged Caucasian male, measuring 1.78 meters in height and 80 kilograms in weight. Having an open personality, SCP-7024-1 is rather friendly and tends to avoid harming any other individual. However, SCP-7024-1 generally fails to recognize its anomalous properties, and ignores most questions regarding them.

SCP-7024-1 is a mild cognitohazard to humans. Anyone viewing SCP-7024-1 in plain sight, or aware of his presence from up to 10 meters away, will suddenly feel familiarity with the anomaly; often treating him as a close friend. After the manifestation of SCP-7024-1's effects, other humans physically interacting with SCP-7024-A will result in them being instantly teleported to an alternate pocket dimension designated SCP-7024-B. Teleportation does not occur with those who have not been exposed to SCP-7024-A's cognitohazardous abilities, and also with those who interact with SCP-7024-A through clothing or any other material.

SCP-7024-B is an extensive pocket dimension, devoid of any life or consistent terrain. Exploration missions of SCP-7024-B are particularly difficult due to radio signals being heavily corrupted. More than one individual can be present at SCP-7024-B at any given time, but will inevidently disappear after exactly 10 minutes of entering. This whole cycle from the manifestation of the cognitohazardous effects to the disappearance has been designated SCP-7024-Alpha.

In case of a SCP-7024-Alpha event occuring, SCP-7024-A will face distress and guilt. However, none of these feelings last for a long period of time; and SCP-7024-A appears to recover from them and forget about it very quickly.

Addendum-01: Due to a breach on ██/██/████, SCP-7024's containment procedures have been revised and improved. Details on the breach event are documented below and are only available for Class 4 Personnel.

Addendum-02: Two small exploration missions on SCP-7024-B have been conducted and properly documented, the audio logs and results of these missions have been listed below.


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DATE: 16 Jul 2021 05:40

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 21:39
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SCP-XXXX before in Foundation custody in Granby, CO.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-xxx is kept at US Army Artillery Range in Colorado, designated as area 502. While dormant, it is parked in the middle of the range with anti-armor surface-to-surface missiles targeting it.

Imbedded agents in Granby, Colorado must watch for instances of scp-xxx-1 that will manifest from the population. If a scp-xxx-1 instance is identified before an activation event, the scp-xxx-1 may receive, but not limited to; counseling, legal assistance, financial welfare, and healthcare to prevent an activation event. Further more Grand county and specifically the township of Granby must have access to advanced mediation programs.

During an activation event, area 502 Personnel will adhere to a protocol of escalating anti-armor and anti-material ordinance to deactivate scp-xxx. If prepared ordinance does not deactivate scp-xxx, personnel must escalate to MTF-Command and Site-19 administration immediately. If scp-xxx-1 for the event is identified they are not to be otherwise harmed as it will provoke a rampage state if SCP-XXXX-1 is killed.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a Komatsu D355A Bulldozer modified into a make shift tank. At initial containment, it was fitted with ad-hoc composite armor made from 12.7mm tool steel plates and "Quikrete" cement up to 31cm in total thickness. It measured at roughly 9m long, 4m wide, 6m tall, weighing 55,300kg. Armed with a FN FNC semi-automatic assault rifle (5.56 NATO) at the front of the vehicle, a Ruger Mini-14(.22lr) at the right, and Barret M82 semi-automatic rifle (.50 BMG) at it's rear. SCP-XXXX has upgraded at the start of every activation event, see SCP-XXXX Event Reports for updated specifications.

SCP-XXXX will connect itself to a individual experiencing harm, abuse, disrespect, or ostracization, and establishes it as SCP-XXXX-1. XXXX-1 will start exhibiting a personality change, often becoming emotionally distant and self-isolating, and becoming increasingly belligerent and antagonistic to those around them specialty to those that XXXX-1 believes has wronged them. At this stage intervention with counseling and mediation between parties has proven to stop activations events before they happen. However, due to difficulty in identifying instances of XXXX-1 in time and getting them to co-operate with interventive measures, this cannot be considered to be an effective form of containment at this time.

At the start of a activation event XXXX-1 will become aware of their link to SCP-XXXX and will be compelled to give it targets to destroy such as an enemy's home, place of business or property belonging to the target(s). SCP-XXXX will immediately regenerate any damage and upgrade itself depending on the level of damage it has sustained before. Improving armor, destructive capabilities, mobility, and fire power.

SCP-XXXX will move towards it's first target, displaying some level of intelligence to avoid and overcome obstacles, preferring road ways over going off road. SCP-XXXX will not engage those around it unless getting in it's way or acting in self-defense.

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 20:36
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Item #: SCP-2935-ARC

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2935-ARC is to be contained within Containment Cell 40B at Site-19. No personnel under the clearance level of 3 may enter, and only 2 personnel may enter at a time. No personnel may enter SCP-2935's containment chamber under any circumstances, and communication is strictly prohibited.

Audio recording software must be running at all times. No video recordings or photos are allowed inside of SCP-2935-ARC's containment chamber.

Description: SCP-2935-ARC appears to be a male rat, roughly 11 inches in height. It has luminous red eyes and aciculate claws.

SCP-2935-ARC is very sapient and can solve puzzles easily, resulting in containment breaches. Upon examination, SCP-2935-ARC can manipulate or kill any human being by hypnotization from its eyes. SCP-2935 can still kill a human via video or photo as well.

SCP-2935-ARC does not get along with humans that well, but can get along with other rats/specimens like it.

Addendum: SCP-2935-ARC was first discovered in the year [REDACTED] at [REDACTED] by Dr. Smith. He contacted Site-19 and containment specialists contained the entity via [REDACTED].

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 17:54
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Item #: SCP-6737

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [SCP-6737 Is a small town located in █████ Norway. It has a perimeter of three kilometers and has a shape similar to that of a star. Records from nearby towns show that 6737 was built in 1785 and had no anomalous property's at he time1 SCP-6737 Is covered in a thick fog, allowing a FOV of 1-2 meters. Tests of the fog show that it has no match to any of the currently known elements. Traces of this substance have been found in the ground/buildings of 6737. If any of 6737 is removed, it will dematerialize and rematerialized direct back to where it was removed ]

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 17:49
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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 16:41
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Item #: SCP-6XXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6XXX is located in a Secured part of the black forest to the
Northeast of Freiberg Germany. Due to SCP-6XXX's Thaumiel nature its perimeter is to be contained under a level 4 clearance lock at all times. No unauthorized contact is to be made with SCP-6XXX at any time.

Description: SCP-6XXX is a Sentient tree with two opposing heads, one male, the other female. SCP-6XXX seems to have an immense amount of information about The Foundation knowing about classified locations such as Site-███ and the reality of Procedure 110-██████. SCP-6XXX is able to produce and control its own

Addendum:
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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 15:58

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in its record player in a soundproof room at all times. All personnel entering SCP-XXXX’s containment cell must wear soundproofing headphones at all times and be approved by n̶o̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶(̶2̶)̶ ̶L̶e̶v̶e̶l̶-̶4̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶n̶e̶l O5-█.

If SCP-XXXX is at any time taken out of its record player, a containment breach will be issued and security teams will be on high alert for 8 hours following the issued containment breach. If SCP-XXXX-1 is not identified throughout Site-72 after 8 hours, security teams will no longer be on high alert and may resume their regular tasks.

If SCP-XXXX-1 is identified throughout the facility, security teams will be ordered to terminate it on sight. Until they have completed that task, Site-72 will remain in a site lockdown.
If all measures to kill SCP-XXXX-1 fail, MTF Epsilon-11 (Nine Tailed Fox) is to be called to Site-72 to defuse the situation.

SCP-XXXX’s containment cell should be checked bi-monthly for any damage to the soundproofing of the cell. If any damage is found the material is to be replaced as soon as possible

Description: SCP-XXXX is a single record of a song by the english band Radiohead titled “Creep” which was released in 1993. SCP-XXXX can start playing on its own accord (See Incident-XXXX-01). SCP-XXXX came into the Foundation’s attention when a string of homicides took place in ████, England on ██/██/1995.

When listened to, everyone who heard the song will begin being followed by SCP-XXXX-1 in a stalker-like fashion. Victims will report the feeling of being watched throughout the day and feeling unsafe. Once they go to sleep they will be killed by SCP-XXXX-1 using various methods such as suffocation, poison, piercing and [DATA EXPUNGED]. No attempts to save the victim from being killed by SCP-XXXX-1 have been successful to this date.

SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be a human male, approximately 1.8 meters in height and wearing a dark hooded sweatshirt. Though he appears as a human male with his sweatshirt on, when he takes his hood off he looks like a [DATA EXPUNGED]. To this day SCP-XXXX-1 has only been observed in its rage state after SCP-XXXX is taken out of its record player except for once during initial recovery (See Initial Recovery).

While in its rage state SCP-XXXX-1 gains multiple abilities such as speed, immense strength, quick reflexes and presumed night vision. At one point he was observed dodging bullets with seemingly no effort. Despite all of this SCP-XXXX-1 is not invincible and will go down the same as any other human when dealt a fatal wound, however, it will be reincarnated as soon as SCP-XXXX is heard again.

Initial Recovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in a home in ████, England with SCP-XXXX-1. It appeared SCP-XXXX-1 had killed its victim and foundation agents took SCP-XXXX-1 into restraints. He showed no resistance or anger when being taken into custody and was generally very compliant. When Foundation agents took SCP-XXXX out of its record player SCP-XXXX-1 was visibly angered and warned the agents to put it back.

When the Foundation agents denied this request SCP-XXXX-1 started shrieking in a pitch unlike his original voice. SCP-XXXX-1 then broke out of his restraints and attacked the agents. When reinforcements arrived at the house, all agents that had been sent except for Agent ████ had been killed (See Interview-XXXX-01). They again put SCP-XXXX-1 in restraints and he dematerialized not long after.

Interview-XXXX-01

Addendum-XXXX-A:

On 04/07/1997 SCP-XXXX played throughout the entire day for an unknown reason when it was simply supposed to be played once. It is speculated that it played the entire day because it hadn’t been heard in 7 months. After a D-Class was sent into the containment chamber to try and find out what was causing SCP-XXXX to continuously play, it stopped and SCP-XXXX-1 killed the D-Class. Under the order of O5-█, D-Class are to listen to SCP-XXXX monthly to be killed by SCP-XXXX-1.

Addendum-XXXX-B:

On 03/23/20██ After the second containment breach security was ordered to burn the body of SCP-XXXX-1. This resulted in a new instance of SCP-XXXX-1 that had every ability the original SCP-XXXX-1 had except stronger. Security has been ordered to wait for the body to disappear the next time they kill an instance.

Autopsy Report:

On 02/16/2003 after the fourth containment breach SCP-XXXX-1 was taken into a morgue where doctors and researchers performed an autopsy on SCP-XXXX-1’s body. When they cut open the body it didn’t bleed like a regular human. They tried to get the sweatshirt off SCP-XXXX-1 but it appeared as if the sweatshirt had grown out of his body.

In its body it was discovered that SCP-XXXX-1 didn’t have any organs except for a [REDACTED] which has been classified as SCP-XXXX-2.

Incident Log-XXXX-01:

On 11/19/1999 SCP-XXXX started playing on its own accord. Security responded to the situation quickly however they had all listened to SCP-XXXX and as a result 10% of Site-72 were killed that night by SCP-XXXX-1. Some tried to stay up all night to avoid SCP-XXXX-1 however this failed. As a response to this the Site director as well as O5-█ ordered extreme soundproofing on the walls of SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber. All testing of SCP-XXXX was suspended under order of the O5 Council.

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 15:07
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This article is about the political anomaly. For the hair metal band, see Tooth Desk (Band).

Tooth Desk

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Photograph of the Tooth Desk, taken during containment efforts

Information
Object Class Euclid
Contained at site in Washington
Discovered 2037
Created Unknown

The Tooth Desk is a memetic political anomaly contained by the SCP Foundation in the late 2030s.3 Initially thought to be the a benign political tradition within the U.S. Senate, the anomaly went undetected for decades before discovery in 2037 by Emilia Aguilera, a journalist for The Washington Post.4

Discuss basic anomalous properties - memetic camouflage, bureaucratic impacts (beneficial?), etc. Its impact on senate rulings is why it's categorised as a political anomaly.

History

Previously known as the "candy desk", tradition that whichever senate member sat at the desk, they would store candy within the desk and hand it out. Often custom for them to store candy created in their home state.

Discovery and Containment

Discovery by journalist - try to include interview log where some senator is just guzzling the teeth, and the reporter hears him crunch one. She remarks on a disgusting smell, the senator is nonchalant (says he's eating a mints), Journalist eventually asks for a closer look. eventually discovers no, they're teeth, as soon as she does, she sees the senator's mouth is utterly destroyed, cheeks in tatters, teeth in pieces, tongue shredded. as soon as she mentions it to the crew the cameras pick it up (have her reaction, then a delay before describing?). The senator remains candid but is totally incomprehensible, once the tech crew notices.

Journalist then writes an article and publishes it. Instantly taken down, as were the few tweets she'd sent out about it. Limited spread quickly.

Containing the desk was performed while the foundation was mid-deshrouding, mid unveiling, whatever the term is meant to be. As a result, the anomaly's effects were communicated to other senate members (most of whom were at lesat somewhat impacted by the anomaly). Some were loath to have the desk removed, despite acknowledging its negative impact, as they felt its presence helped lighten up particularly-boring senate meetings. All but the most staunch supporters of the desk agreed not to discuss the anomaly when offered foundation-sponsored recuperative dental care.

Journalist investigated, high crv, possibly hired by SC foundation? Staff details are still protected despite deshrouding protocol.

Investigation

Containing the anomaly not difficult - it's a desk. Investigation into the teeth could go one of at least two ways; either they're being ordered in by the senator sitting at the tooth desk (maybe they know, maybe they don't), or it's being delivered by unmarked trucks, never questioned. they open them and they're just full of teeth. pouring out. Maybe the desk just does that, just fills itself up.

Maybe a discussion with president about it, could take them any way; knows, doesn't know, approves, loves, hates, whatever. something to think about.. much to think about.

Perhaps point to other bureaudental anomalies

Conclusion of the Article

ah. hm. much 2 think about.

Further Reading

Image Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Candy_desk.jpg - Public Domain
https://www.flickr.com/photos/wwarby/11902620963/ - CC-BY-2.0

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DATE: 15 Jul 2021 14:56

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The man comforted his sobbing wife as the empty casket was lowered into the ground. They were told their daughter had died a death so horrific that there was no body to burry.

A thousand miles away, the daughter was administered her SCP designation, escorted to her cell, and waited for her first test.

The Foundation is an evil, corrupt bureaucracy. It acts under the guise of protecting humanity, while the ones at the top cheat both life and death. Humanoid SCPs are treated as objects to help maintain the status quo, with the definition of 'humane treatment' being highly subjective.

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