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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 5/XXXX CLASSIFIED

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Access to this file is only permitted to the Overseer Council and XXXX-authorised personnel. Any attempt without sufficient credentials will be logged and lead to immediate disciplinary action.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX	Level 5/XXXX
Object Class: Safe	Top Secret

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SCP-XXXX.

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Special Containment Procedures:

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 12:22

Seeking greenlight - scp One more turn

Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article

Elevator Pitch: An anomalous version of a sid meier Civilization game which upon completion replaces the player with a version of themselves from a version of reality which mirrors the history of the game which just took place,

Central Narrative: Nothing ground breaking , a series of test logs with d class. Most of which result in the death of the new versions of the d class.
One which kills himself due to living in an ultra militaristic society and not wishing to be captured, one who ends up dying due to being obsessed with a particular culture (and cannot live in a world where that culture isn't all consuming)
One who is mostly normal but ends up attacking staff when being shown a normal real life map which differs from his memories.
Another who comes from a relatively normal world but just wants to go back to a world which never existed. The final two tests will be where things go really badly.
One will come from a super technological advanced society which figured out their reality was a computer game and escapes. And finally a test where the d class loses the game, and he becomes a radioactive corpse. I haven't completely decided the order of test logs but I'll try to put it in order which has worse and worse consequences until the foundation halts testing (or maybe considers using it to improve their research by creating d-class with advanced technological knowledge - again not completely decided)

Hook/Attention-Grabber: Many people play war games and strategy games for fun (me included) In these games we do absolutely amoral stuff, and think no more of it than. But in this situation the decisions in game effect people in the real world.
Giving a small glimpse of what it might be like to live in a strategy game from an ordinary person's point of view

Additional Notes: In addition to seeking greenlight I was hoping to know if this
is an idea that's already been done on the site. (there are a lot of scps and I haven't had chance to read them all)
Oh and I also had an idea to maybe put one or two hints that Dr wondertainment is responsible for the game's creation
I know that they make toys and this might not be too far removed , but I don't know if a video game fits the wondertainment aesthetic or not
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Special Containment Procedures: Eight sites have been set up as protective areas for SCP-6116 instances across five continents restricted from public access under guise of

Description:

Addendum:

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 01:30

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 0.0001% chance of the appearance of a shark when reaching into an object while not looking inside. The shark that appears will bite any hand that enters the objects opening. If the subject speaks the phrase "Stop this sharky-malarky!", the chance of SCP-XXXX appearing is increased to 100%.

Testing Log:

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All strains of SCP-XXXX that the foundation contains are held in an airtight steel chamber

Description: SCP-XXXX is a disease that when infected with, the infected will see shrouded hallucinations of large creatures, real and mythical. These creatures usually appear in the form of animals or monsters the infected fear or regularly dread encountering. Symptoms of SCP-XXXX include sweating, anxiety, insomnia and paranoia. Anxiety levels in the infected increase drastically in the first 48 hours of contracting the disease.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when an old couple were on a walk and reported seeing a large creature moving through the fog.

Addendum: "You don’t know what it’s like until you’ve experienced it…" - Dr. ███ Mariano, last statement before retiring.

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Idea - Open world video game that slowly causes you to commit crimes and repeat the actions you did in real life.
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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 01:03

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/component:audio-player-woed

+ Notes

Notes

• a tune that everyone in the world knows

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a certain series of music tunes that seemingly everyone on earth knows.
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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 00:30

SCP-1154-K11: Object class, Keter.
All following data if used or seen must be authorized by the O5 administrative council.
PRESENT O5 Letter Of Approval.

Reading Data…

[█/]
[███]
[█████//]
[████████]

Data read. Accepted. Proceed.

Item #: SCP-1154-K11

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No needed Special Containment Procedures.

Description: SCP-1154-K11 is a safe SCP created entirely of SCP-1154-1 and SCP 1154-2.
they are an anomalous team of MTF known as Kilo 11, They are Like the newest version of the Insurgency. This is why this is Restricted.

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Item #: SCP-1154

Object Class: safe (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: There are no Special Containment Procedures for this SCP.

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Description: SCP 1154 Is a Mobile task force team Previous data read incorrectly. Proceeding to correction. SCP 1154 is 2 SCPs (SCP-1154-1 and SCP-1154-2) Which are both Steel and Glass sheets. both of which are regenerative and have been made into armor for Mobile task force team Kilo-11 "Mad Bulldozers".

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DATE: 02 Jul 2021 21:54

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

An image transmitted by SCP-XXXX after transmitting the message "fight me"

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX-1 radio waves are to be blocked and any civilian radio interrupted by by SCP-XXX-1 are to be immediately terminated by onsite radio operators. These radio operators are to receive Class-A amnestics at the end of each four hour sift. Members of MTF Tau-9 'Pluto's frozen heart' are to be dispatched to locate and deliver Class-A amnestics to any instances of SCP-XXXX-2 that may occur if the broadcast plays long enough before being terminated by foundation radio operators. At least two foundation controlled geostationary satellites are to be constantly monitoring Pluto for any activity associated with SCP-XXXX-1. All recordings of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions are to be held digitally on site-31's server behind a standard level 3 clearance code and are to be separated into individual three minute segment saved in different documents.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a dwarf planet publicly known as Pluto, 1,185 km in diameter, and resting in a mildly irregular orbit in the Kuiper belt. SCP-XXXX is theorised to be sentient however foundation researchers are unaware of how this is possible. SCP-XXXX regularly emits radio waves designated SCP-XXXX-1 that, when sent out, are directly aimed at earth. When SCP-XXXX ejects instances of SCP-XXXX-1, they are in the form of bursts, with the amount of individual instances ranging greatly between recordings however the length of the bursts lasting at least five hours.

Encoded within these radio messages are audio recordings presumably recorded by SCP-XXXX detailing its complaints as to Pluto's demotion from planet to dwarf planet. These include calm, detailed accounts as to why this classification should be undone to outwrite threats to human scientists.

The secondary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX are the effects SCP-XXXX-1 has after extended exposure. Where as it is perfectly safe to listen to separated, short pieces of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions. Listening to SCP-XXXX-1 recordings for more than twenty minutes will result in the creation of an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-2 two are non-anomalous humans who, over the course of a week develop an unnatural interest into the state of Pluto, beginning with a high likelihood of bringing it up in conversation. At this point, use of amnestics is still a viable option to halt these effects. However if this is not achieved, subjects will display one of two possible behavioural alterations. SCP-XXXX-2-A, who will become highly aggressive and will attempt to gain control over a institution with the authority too change Pluto's classification, through terrorism and violent means. Such as the plans to take the NASA administrator hostage with demands to change the classification of Pluto. SCP-XXXX-2-B will spontaneously increase their intellectual capacity and will pursue qualifications in astronomy and astrophysics. Subjects will then enter aeronautical organisations such as NASA or ESA and will then attempt to persuade or rise to the same ranks as those with the power to change Pluto's classification. Subjects will turn their entire career entirely into reverting Pluto's demotion.

Once either of the two behavioural alterations have been displayed, amnestics are no longer effective at halting the effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and due to the dangers presented by instances of SCP-XXXX-2A, MTF Tau-9 is under orders to terminate all subjects and dismantle any of their their plans, they are then to provide a cover story to any family or friends and dispose of the bodies via incinerator. As for instances of SCP-XXXX-2B, they should be allowed to continue life as normal however monitored for any abnormal behaviour.

Addendum: The majority of pre existing recordings have been compiled textually to avoid the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and displayed here. For the record, SCP-XXXX speaks with a British Essex accent, and regularly uses slang vocabulary.

Date received: August 13th 2006 (First recorded message)

"Your kidding right bruv, your pullin my moon right. you don't actually think I'm a fucking dwarf do ya."

Date received: August 14th 2006

"Alright very funny, you little monkeys are trying mock me size are ya, you know I'm still big enough wipe out all your fucking stupid little faces"

Date received: August 17th 2006

"You dumb little fucking shitting monkey brain idiots! ILL DO ANOTHER DINOSOAR, I WILL, I WILL"

Date received: August 17th 2006

"Sorry about that, I know I'm not helpin my case, but I've got a moon haven't I, and I've got enough gravity to be sphere. don't that mean somin to your DUMB LITLLE FUCKING SO CALLED SCIENTIST WHO AINT EVEN GOT THE BRAINS TO SEE I'M A PLANET."

All other recordings have been removed on orders from 05 command.

Addendum XXXX.2:

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*ACCESS GRANTED*

The following message was picked up on the 22nd of February 2015 by designated geostationary satellite A-21847 at 02:15

message from SCP-XXXX

"YOU SHITTING CRETINS, ILL SORT YOU RIGHT OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING PUNY LITTLE SHITS, IM COMIN DOWN THERE, SOON YOULL SEE WHAT THIS "DWARF PLANET" CAN DO! LETS SEE WHOSE LAUGHING WHEN HALF OF EARTH IS EJECTED OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM"

Following this, Pluto was seen to change in its orbit, now on a direct trajectory to hit earth at 4,000 metres per second on August 18th 2022.
No countermeasure or plan has yet been devised. (Pending 05 review)

*CREDITS:*

Credit to image https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pluto_with_angry_face.jpg
Original author of image Tomchen1989
Image derivative (image of Pluto itself) https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/global-mosaic-of-pluto-in-true-color
Original author of image derivative NASA's New Horizons space probe

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DATE: 02 Jul 2021 20:38

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: While SCP-XXXX is proven to be physically impossible to contain due to seeming to be a quasi natural occurrence throughout nature, SCP-XXXX-A is completely possible to contain. All instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be kept inside of the same 4x2x4 km tank of at least 6 feet thick concrete borders ████████ ██ ███ ███ ██ █████.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous occurrence throughout the Sea of Japan, which infects the dead bodies of whales, turning them into SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A appear to show themselves as the skeletons of the whales they once were, but also with a faint aura of varying colors with no shown meaning. SCP-XXXX-A also act mindlessly, floating throughout waters similar to that of a whale, but without any other habits. SCP-XXX-A have shown to not need to eat, sleep, or breathe in order to survive. Along with this, SCP-XXXX-A is also entirely intangible, and are incapable of making contact with any surrounding environment or entities. If an instance of SCP-XXXX-A were to be intentionally harmed, the attacker would be left with what can only be described as a curse.

The first main key finding resulting in its classification as an SCP by the SCP Foundation was discovered by Dr. Kota Itami, who was researching the strange appearances of what he deemed the "Cetecea Spectra" species before handing it off to the SCP Foundation. He discovered was that only whales killed via humans intentionally, most often through whaling or hunting, were to be available to become SCP-XXXX-A. After the information of SCP-XXXX was given to the SCP Foundation, a successful capture of SCP-XXXX was executed.

Addendum XXXX-1:

Addendum XXXX-2:

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