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SCP-5729: "The Ghost in the Shed"
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SCP-XXXX.

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a bipedal creature resembling a stuffed bear. It is sapient and sentient and speaks with a thick, New Yorker accent. SCP-XXXX is linked to SCP-XXXX-1, Restaurant Name, a restaurant in City, Place. Patrons who enter and sit in SCP-XXXX-1 alone will be joined by SCP-XXXX, who will eat and attempt to make conversation. SCP-XXXX self-identifies as Wallace, and will not provide a surname if pressed. A handwritten note on a tag stitched into SCP-XXXX's right leg reads as follows:

Friend for losers :)

SCP-XXXX is extremely difficult to contain, however, these failures have been through inadvertent actions on SCP-XXXX's part or unrelated circumstances leading to efforts being unsuccessful.

Addendum XXXX-1, Containment Log:

Due to the difficulty in containing SCP-XXXX during previous attempts, Site-43 organized the following procedure.

Part One: Occupy

Site-43 staff is to replace all employed staff members and patrons at Restaurant Name. Personnel has drawn straws for their positions, and they are as follows.
Dr. E. Andrews — Server
Dr. H. Arancia — Interviewer of SCP-XXXX
Dr. H. Blank — Server for SCP-XXXX
Guest Dr. J. Dune — Bus Boy
Rsr. F. Fitzgerald — Server
Dr. E. Grant — Bus Boy
Guest Dir. P. Lague — Chef
Dr. L. Lillihammar — Hostess
Chief C. Zaman — Chef
Dr. W. Wettle — Chef

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If your name is not listed here, you are most likely playing the role of Patron. Please see Dr. Blank for more information.

— Harold Blank, Archives and Revision
— Oversight from Henry Arancia, Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology

Present personnel were connected via an earpiece to discuss their actions throughout the containment attempt. These messages are denoted by a BLUE name. SCP-XXXX entered SCP-XXXX-1 at 20:23:54 on 17 October 2021, five minutes after Dr. Arancia was seated.

Interview Log

Date: 17 October 2021

Present: Dr. Henry Arancia (Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology), Dr. Harold Blank (Archives and Revision, Server), SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: Ay, how ya doin'. Name's Wallace. Call me Wally, Waldo, Willy. I don't care.

SCP-XXXX thrusts its paw out. Dr. Arancia shakes it.

Dr. Arancia: Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Arancia.

Rsr. Fitzgerald: Ah shit.

Dr. Arancia takes a breath.

SCP-XXXX: Oh! We're bein' formal today! Apologies docta, I'm not dressed for the occasion.

Dr. Blank: We're good, we're good. Keep going.

Dr. Arancia: It's… quite alright. So, what have you been—

SCP-XXXX: Waiter!

Dr. Blank rushes over.

Dr. Blank: Yes sir?

SCP-XXXX: Been here a thousand times, mind if I order?

Dr. Arancia: Oh, yeah… go ahead.

Dr. Blank: What can I get you?

SCP-XXXX: Cheese plate, two New England clam chowders, and an order of the mussels. Entree we're gonna do the surf and turf — how do you like your steak?

Dr. Arancia: Medium-rare. Actually, about the clams and—

SCP-XXXX: An aristocrat, two medium-rare surf and turfs. And make sure you get the extra butter sauce. Tommy back there knows what I'm talkin' about. Thank ya.

Dr. Arancia: I— Thanks.

Dr. Dune: What's the problem?

Dr. Wettle: He's allergic to shellfish.

SCP-XXXX: Ya like movies? I did the Good Fellas back there.

Dr. Arancia: Yeah. I got that.

SCP-XXXX: To tell you the truth, lotta freaks around here recently. I think it's somethin' with the tourists or whateva. I haven't seen the regulars 'round here in weeks and they got all these new staff members runnin' around.

Dr. Arancia: I'm sure that's hard.

SCP-XXXX: You a therapist or somethin? You seem like you're tryna analyze me.

Dr. Arancia: Nope, not at all.

Part Two: Lure

Numerous attempts have failed because SCP-XXXX pulled away from the conversation. It does not like intrusive questions and will opt to leave if they go too far. It does show a want to form a personal bond with the people it sits with. So, the job of the interviewer is as follows:

  • Talk about yourself. Engage with its questions.
  • Laugh at its jokes.
  • It really likes movies, please recognize its references. There is a box of Tarantino and Scorcese movies in my office.
  • Ease into its origin. Where it's from, what its parents did, its job, etc.
  • Confirm the introduction of containment attempts (Detailed in Part Three).

It is also imperative that you create an emotional backstory. It latches onto those.

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— Harold Blank, Archives and Revision
— Oversight from Henry Arancia, Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology


In preparation, Dr. Arancia viewed Quentin Tarantino's entire catalog, all films regarding the Italian Mafia from Martin Scorsese, and three of the seven seasons of The Sopranos. This was determined to be adequate.

Dir. Lague: I just want to note how much of a pain in the ass this place is being.

Dr. Lillihammar: What do you mean?

Dir. Lague: This place really, and I mean really does not want me putting these drugs in the food.

Dr. Blank: Elaborate, please.

Dir. Lague: Listen, I read the draft of what this thing does. "Inadvertent actions on SCP-XXXX's part or unrelated circumstances leading to efforts being unsuccessful." I'm about 99% sure the restaurant is to blame.

Dr. Blank: How so?

Dir. Lague: I have Zaman and Wettle beside me, they'll tell you. Half the time you try to pour the sedatives in, the container falls from your hand, or the lights go out, or you spill something.

Dr. Lillihammar: Is it possible you're just clumsy?

Dir. Lague: It's physically and statistically impossible for us to be doing all of this on accident. Come in here and try if you don't believe me. I have half of the prep food duct-taped to the counters. I thought I calmed it down earlier but I guess not.

Chief Zaman: We're not lying. This is some weird shit going on.

Dr. Wettle: What he said.

Dir. Lague: Hmm.

Chief Zaman: "Hmm" what?

Dir. Lague: I think I figured something out. The building doesn't want us to mess with the bear. It knows we're trying to, though.

Chief Zaman: So what?

Dir. Lague: I'm just thinking out loud.

Interview Log

Date: 17 October 2021

Present: Dr. Henry Arancia (Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology), SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX is consuming its bowl of clam chowder. Dr. Arancia leaves his untouched.

SCP-XXXX: So, tell me, what're ya doin' alone up here.

Dr. Arancia: Long story short: I think my wife and I are splitting up.

SCP-XXXX: Ah that's terrible. It's always hard to deal with something like that. Any kids?

Dr. Arancia: Nah. That's the reason really. She wanted kids, I didn't. With everything you see in the world, you don't want to bring a baby into this suffering.

Dir. Lague: That's a good one.

Dr. Wettle: Very smart choice. Nice job, Hank.

SCP-XXXX: Tale as old as time my friend. I'll be honest, you look awful, especially for a doctor. Pale, your eyes are baggy, I can see your veins.

Dr. Arancia: Thanks.

SCP-XXXX: I'm just breakin' your balls. I promise you, at some point, it'll get better. Hell, maybe it'll work itself out. If not, plenty of fish in the sea. Can I ask where you're from?

Dr. Arancia: The US originally. I was transferred here for work and have stayed put for about seven years. I can't complain.

SCP-XXXX: I sure as hell can.

Dr. Arancia: What about you?

SCP-XXXX: What about me?

Dr. Arancia: Are you from around here?

SCP-XXXX: Eh, I've never really stayed put. Been here, been there. Did a tour in 'Nam, hit up Europe for a while. Landed back in this freezer and decided to stay for a while.

Dr. Arancia: Vietnam?

Dir. Lague: Sherlock Holmes, ladies and gentlemen.

SCP-XXXX: Where else would it be? What kinda doctor is this I thought you bastards were supposed to be smart.

Dr. Blank: You have no idea.

Dr. Arancia laughs.

Dr. Arancia: Well, you know…

SCP-XXXX: What do you study?

Dr. Arancia: Clinical psychology.

Dr. Lillihammar: Pffft. Sure.

SCP-XXXX: The big bucks! Look at you, my friend. I once spoke with an "astronaut" not too long ago1. Now that was a weirdo.

Dr. Wettle: Hey, what the hell?

Dr. Lillihammar: You talked about aliens, you idiot. No credible astronaut would talk about aliens.

Dr. Wettle: I literally talked to them, Lil. I have the recording.

Dr. Blank: She's right.

Dr. Arancia: In what way?

SCP-XXXX: He was just going on and on and on and on and on about mundane shit. Nothin' interestin' at all. The dude was just borin', and he had been to space! Imagine that! You left the planet and have no personality other than bein' a nervous asshole who wants to get into your business.

Dr. Wettle: Asshole.

SCP-XXXX: All due respect he did have a cool story about aliens or somethin'.

Dr. Wettle: Ha! Kiss my ass!

Part Three: Assault

Containment efforts are going to be rapidly sent out over the course of the night. The majority of them will occur during the entree portion. For the safety of the containment team, it is imperative that you either

DO NOT CONSUME ANY OF THE FOOD OR DRINK

or

TAKE THE ANTI-SEDATIVE

Every inch of the kitchen has been laced with high-grade sedatives developed by Site-322. Personnel in the chef position is required to take the anti-sedative. There is also monitoring equipment in every room in the building, including restrooms.

Upon SCP-XXXX entering SCP-XXXX-1, a mobile task force will be stationed at each exit. The doors have been previously replaced with iron security doors which will electronically lock. In the event of a potential breach. The doors and windows will be welded shut.

On a personal note, I'd like to say that complaints regarding us "overdoing it" for a "teddy bear," I omitted a certain f-word there, are not appreciated nor are they conducive to the Foundation's goal. We have a job and we need to do it. I'll be honest, I am a bit frustrated, and you should be too. This "teddy bear" has eaten through more manpower than it has for 90% of anything Site-43 has contained combined. If my level of frustration is coming off in these notes, I apologize.

Let's get this done.

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— Harold Blank, Archives and Revision
— Oversight from Henry Arancia, Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology


Interview Log

Date: 17 October 2021

Present: Dr. Henry Arancia (Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology), SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: —So the wife says "That's not a pig, that's a duck" The husband says "I wasn't talkin' ta you."

Dr. Arancia laughs.

Dr. Andrews: That's just misogynistic.

Dr. Arancia: Yeah. So, ahem, you work?

SCP-XXXX: Odd jobs. Mostly construction at my brother's company. He has me as a foreman down there. I always liked to lead. [Pause] I see that in you. That drive and all.

Dr. Arancia: How so?

SCP-XXXX: Some people just have it. There's a thing the Hollywood fucks have where they can sniff out a star just by lookin' at 'em — they don't even have to see them act or sing or nothin'. I've always had that with people who want to do something. All this bullshit you said you're goin' through it'll pass regardless of whatever way it goes. And you'll carry on. Like in The Sopranos, the main character, Tony, he gets shot and almost dies, but he comes out with a new perspective on life. He values it. I think this situation will do the same, and you'll do good because of it.

Dr. Arancia: That really means a lot. Thank you.

SCP-XXXX: Well, it's rare — to find someone with that spark. I've sat with many a-people and I only found one other. I hope he's off doin' his thing.

Dr. Arancia: You mentioned your brother.

SCP-XXXX: What about him?

Dr. Arancia: You said he owns a company.

SCP-XXXX: Yeah a few. He's my older brother and has always been there for me.

Dr. Dune: Shouldn't it be out at this point?

Dr. Lillihammar: Lague, was it in the soup?

Dir. Lague: Wait. Shit, I used yesterday's pot. As for Jay's question, it could take a bit longer than that.

Dr. Lillihammar: Goddamn it, how did you do that?

Dir. Lague: It was a mixup. What do you want me to do about it?

Dr. Lillihammar: Make sure it's on the steak.

Dir. Lague: I'm making sure. You just…

A bang is heard.

Dr. Lillihammar: Paul?

Chief Zaman: He just collapsed.

Dr. Lillihammar: Did he take the counter drug?

Chief Zaman: He said he did. Wettle?

Dr. Wettle: He said he would after he got… the soup.

Dr. Lillihammar: For the love of God. Blank! Come in.

Dr. Blank: What do you want me to do? I call in this guy because he has a gumball machine doing his taxes and he laces the soup with the wrong drug.

Dr. Blank delivers their meal. Dr. Arancia glares.

SCP-XXXX: Ay, what's goin' on back there? You figurin' out world peace? Defusin' a bomb?

Dr. Arancia begins to eat.

SCP-XXXX: You hear what I said, I ask him "You figurin' out world peace or defusin' a bomb?"

Dr. Arancia chuckles.

Dr. Blank: Code Black. Check the other channel for details. Hank, we're figuring something out. Stay put and don't panic.

SCP-XXXX: Ay, what's wrong? You look like you saw a ghost or somethin'. I didn't know someone could get paler. You'd give a vampire a run for its money

Dr. Arancia: It's nothing. Just one of those memories that pop into your head at the worst times.

SCP-XXXX: I sure as hell know about those. The ones where you did somethin' embarrassin' and want to forget but it's seared into there.

Dr. Blank: Okay, we're at the nuclear option now. Tackle and restrain it.

Dr. Arancia types into his cellphone.

Dr. Arancia: what the fuck why

Dr. Blank: Lague didn't eat the counter pill and he dropped it in the soup.

Dr. Arancia: youve got to be kidding

Dr. Blank: I'm not.

Dr. Arancia: im not doing that

Dr. Blank: You know what? I will.

Dr. Arancia: do not ill handle it

SCP-XXXX: You good over there Typey McGee?

Dr. Arancia: Yeah sorry, my mom.

SCP-XXXX: Mothers.

Dr. Arancia: Speaking of, are your parents also bears?

SCP-XXXX: Nah I was dropped from a stork into their arms. Yes, they're bears how the hell else would I look like this? We're your parents also pale and twig thin and have receding hairlines?

Dr. Arancia: I'm just asking, sorry for striking a nerve. You live near this joint?

SCP-XXXX: The woods really.

Dr. Arancia: Oh… with the whole you being a bear. I should have guessed that.

SCP-XXXX: You think I live in the woods because I'm a bear? Nah, I just do it to get more connected to the Earth.

Dr. Arancia: Do you identify as anarcho-prim—

SCP-XXXX: Nah I'm straight as an arrow. I don't care about whoever you like though, or anyone for that matter. Live your life is what I say and let no one tell you otherwise. You like the steak?

Dr. Arancia: Those aren't related but that's good to know. Steak's not bad — a bit overdone.

SCP-XXXX: Speaking of, they forgot my butter for the lobster. I'll tell you, they're really losin' their touch. I'm getting…

Dr. Arancia: What?

SCP-XXXX: Em geddin… reeeeally… tired—

SCP-XXXX collapses.

Dir. Lague: Booyah, baby!

Addendum XXXX-2, Post-Containment Debrief: SCP-XXXX was subsequently captured and placed in a standard sapient creature containment chamber. Subsequent tests have not manifested SCP-XXXX's return to SCP-XXXX-1, therefore its connection to the building has been rendered neutralized and the sub-designation is no longer needed.

Interview Log

Date: 21 October 2021

Present: Dr. Henry Arancia (Sapient Anomaly Specialist, Psychology and Parapsychology), Dr. Harold Blank (Archives and Revision), Dir. Paul Lague (Site-322)

Dr. Blank: We're going to break down your containment attempt in a more professional manner one more time. This is going on record, please be thorough.

Dir. Lague: No more booyahs?

Dr. Blank: No more booyahs.

Dir. Lague: Fine. So I realized the restaurant, SCP-XXXX-1, was causing your containment efforts to not work. Pots and pans just don't fling themselves across a room.

Dr. Blank: So, with that in mind…

Dir. Lague: I wondered if I could trick it. Make it think it got me by mixing up the soup pots and causing me to drop my counter pill in there.

Dr. Blank: So, you knew the soups were mixed up?

Dir. Lague: When I first pulled the pot out, no, but when I realized that the building was messing with us. I dropped a placebo in to see if it would calm down. And it did.

Dr. Blank: Why did you have those on you?

Dir. Lague: I carry them with me whenever I bring the pills. I'm a scientist, I experiment.

Dr. Blank: Alright… Why did you think that would work?

Dir. Lague: I didn't really. I was more focused on getting the food out and going with the plan. As I said, it calmed down with the placebo in, so I faked the fainting to see if that would do anything and it completely stopped messing with Wettle and Zaman. The steaks were already covered at that point so it was a matter of waiting.

Dr. Blank: So what I'm hearing is that you were so focused on cooking that bear a meal that you accidentally contained it.

Dir. Lague: Well, when you put it that way I sound like a jackass. But sure, that's about right.


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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 22:57
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard biological containment chamber with heat lamps installed in the ceiling and a custom made valve that is to be connected to a source of mineral and protein enriched water.

SCP-XXXX is to be supplied with biweekly rations of a concentrated mix of sugar, minerals, and vitamins as detailed in SCP-XXXX's feeding requirements.

If the object requests any metal material for repairs they are to be reported to the site manager who may fill those requests if not deemed too pretentious, and if the object ever becomes damaged then it is to be immediately supplied emergency rations of titanium, copper, magnetite, and if necessary silver and gold. These materials are to be kept in a storage locker near the object's containment in a powdered form for reasons such as this.

Interviews are to be carried out once every two days by personnel with a base knowledge of political science, microbiology, and mechanics as per the object's request.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is an air tight water-filled mechanical vessel that appears to be constructed in the shape of a bipedal humanoid with a tail, antlers, and webbed hands and feet. The vessel is made from a multi layered plating of titanium fused with copper and carbon in a manner that makes it stronger than diamond and more durable than any other known nonanomalous metal. The technology implemented in the vessel is extremely complex and made in a manner that is only possible through nothing but microscopic precision and workmanship. The vessel is capable of locomotion and dexterity similar to that of a normal human with the exception being its tail.

The vessel is also capable of short range teleportation, low elevation hovering, and the use of sonic weapons, repulsion cannons, and experimental technology that is capable of temporarily disrupting the brain functions of biological organisms. These weapons, installed in the apparatuses of the vessels hands, are used only in self defense and demonstration.

The antlers on the vessel are lined with sensory equipment

The vessel also used to be capable of interdimensional travel through the use of a spacial anomaly generator located within the chest section of the vessel, but it is reported that the generator has been damaged in a way that makes repair or replacement impossible with currently accessible technology.

The vessel is inhabited by a large singular colony of several hundred species of microscopic life which have all developed a level of sentience equal to humans. This colony is connected by an anomalous telepathic network which serves as a means of sharing information, assigning tasks, and communication. The colony also maintains the functions and integrity of the vessel.

This colony is capable of communicating with personnel through an apparatus in the cranial section of the vessel that transmits and accepts both radio and verbal communication. When communicated with, the colony has a single organism stationed in the communication center of the cranium section that will speak for the colony as a whole usually only referring to itself in the speech patterns when asked for personal information or other such questions pertaining to it as an individual.

The colony is friendly towards staff and due to its constant cooperation with staff and valuable knowledge on several subjects, is allowed to request meetings with the site director and occasionally roam the facility.

Following examination of volunteering individual specimens of the colony it was discovered that the colony has a certain species within it that was responsible for the creation of the vessel and the incorporation of several hundred species of nonanomalous microscopic life as well as those species development of sentience.

This species (designated SCP-XXXX-A) is capable of activating the development of sentience in other microscopic species including microscopic animals, bacteria, extremophiles, algae, amoebas, and any other protists which are capable of personal locomotion. It is theorized that this species has constructed the vessel as a means of protection from threats including the destruction of a solar system and also as a means of self preservation. It is also theorized that the colony has visited our planet in the past due to the fact that it was able to easily understand personnel in its first interview.

Addendum:
The object was discovered during a routine investigation of a large burst of electromagnetic radiation followed by a distress call transmitted by radio from an unknown source. The object had opened a rift to the [redacted] desert and was in a severe state of damage. Following the interview after its repair it was confirmed that during this time the colony was had evacuated all its individuals to the cranial section so no individuals were lost despite leaks in the chest and leg sections.

The object was immediately transported to the nearest site for emergency repairs after the evidence of sentient life inside before attempting an interview. In the following interview the colony requested its own containment for the purpose of protecting itself.

+ Initial Interview
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+ Interview Over Historical Archives
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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 22:09
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained within a standard containment cell, located at Site-81. Insults to the object are strictly prohibited, as it could become extremely hostile. It is to be kept Surveillance and audio are to be running at all times, and any personnel who need to enter SCP-XXXX's containment must obligate level 2 clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a silver tea kettle, approximately 8 inches in height. Its material is metal, and its lid will not open whatsoever. The object is occasionally calm, but becomes hostile to insults. The origins of the anomaly are still of yet unknown. When an individual chants "Pi, Ol, Oy" to the object, it will vibrate for an approximate 3 seconds, before it turns from silver, to gold. Any liquid substance that individual says to the object, it will pour inside of any nearby cups. If there are no available cups nearby, it will pour the liquids on the ground.

The process of [DATA REDACTED] is now ongoing.

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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 21:35
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Site-65 Chris Dom Lasupall Samuel Hamm Spillman MTF Alpha-Ql-8 "Flying Lights"

Introduction

Site-65 is a site meant to contain the bird-like anomaly, iamtheweirdo.
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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 17:21

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

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Description:

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 16:04

NOTE: REWRITE IN PROGRESS.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-06-3. SCP-XXXX is to be provided 14 books of its choice a week and access to online library sites. As a result of good behavior demonstrated by the SCP, it is free to interact with personnel if both parties agree to do so under supervision by security.

SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained. Currently, efforts are focused on getting the SCP back.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a male humanoid entity standing at 173cm tall and appears to be 20-25 years old. What sets apart SCP-XXXX from regular humans is its ability to speak in, read in, and write in every language. This includes binary, sign language, and ciphers it has never before seen. SCP-XXXX also possesses a reading speed of 1250 words per minute, about 5 times faster than the average human.

SCP-XXXX came to the Foundation's attention after it was discovered in the streets of Boston, having gotten the attention of people for its ability to seemingly know any language. Because of this, after the Foundation managed to successfully contain SCP-XXXX, Class A amnestics were used on those witnessing it.

Addendum 1: In order to demonstrate the SCP's ability, several tests were conducted. The tests and the results are available publicly to personnel.

Addendum 1.1: SCP-XXXX was given a sheet of paper with the text "Bird, pen, robot, four". Each letter was replaced with a random symbol. The word was then scrambled to create a unreadable cipher. SCP-XXXX was not shown any answer key nor given any information regarding the cipher. The cipher is written below.
โ—“โ™•๐“ƒญโ ถ, โ™—โ ฑ๐“…€, โžฎโ…—โ…“๐“†ขโ—ง, โ€ปโ–น๐“—โ˜‰
SCP-XXXX read the words "Bird, pen, robot, four" out loud before saying "easy".

Addendum 1.2: D-1063 and D-1064 were both given the cipher "1j9sd4l0ccp-s". D-1063 was told the cipher means "mad wolf" while D-1064 was told it means "red dice". The cipher was then given to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX stated that the cipher "has multiple meanings", it then proceeded to state both "mad wolf" and "red dice".

Addendum 1.3: SCP-XXXX was given a sheet of paper with the letters "aofmepxlsd" written on it. This sequence has no meaning. SCP-XXXX produced a new language where "aofmepxlsd" means "table". SCP-XXXX can now fluently speak this language.
Note: It seems that SCP-XXXX will invent new languages on the spot if it is unable to communicate in other manners.

Addendum 1.4: SCP-XXXX was given a single frog. SCP-XXXX managed to communicate with the frog and proceeded to play with it. After two hours SCP-XXXX taught the frog how to do a backflip, sit, stand on its hind legs while holding on to a wall, and attack.

Addendum 1.5: SCP-XXXX was given a deaf cat. SCP-XXXX begun to meow at the cat. After this form of communication failed, SCP-XXXX attempted to create a sort of sign language with the cat. When this too failed, SCP-XXXX fell into a state of depression and did not come out of it until it was given a normal cat 45 minutes later.

Addendum 1.6: D-1065 was blindfolded and brought into SCP-XXXX's chamber. D-1065 is deaf and knows sign language. SCP-XXXX forcibly removed D-1065's blindfold. It then begun to chat with D-1065. D-1065 reported being interested in the conversation and noted that unlike human conversations, SCP-5342 never misunderstood a word he signed.

Addendum 1.7: SCP-049's journal was handed to SCP-XXXX in an attempt to decipher the language written in its pages. The experiment was cancelled unexpectedly; see below addendum for more details.

Addendum 2: During an experiment for the purpose of deciphering SCP-049's journal, the site at which SCP-XXXX was being contained at was raided by the Chaos Insurgency. Several staff members were killed as a result of the commotion

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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 15:13
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Item #: SCP-9205

Object Class:Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9205 is to be housed in the high-value item storage, locker 9205 built into the MTF-ฮง 2 staging area. Only during briefings is SCP-9205-A allowed to access the locker. SCP-9205-A is to be checked weekly by a psychiatrist.

Description: SCP-9205 appears to be a 3Mโ„ข Rugged Comfort Quick Latch Half Facepiece Reusable Respirator. SCP-9205 displays no anomalous abilities when handled by anybody other than SCP-9205-A. Upon donning SCP-9205 by SCP-9205-A, multiple anomalous properties manifest. Two creatures of east Asian origin materialize on the mask. These creatures have been identified from Chinese mythology, being Qinglong, and Chongming. The locations of the creatures vary but are often both in the middle. Further testing revealed that the iris of both eyes changed color from brown to blue in the right eye and white in the left eye. This property seems to take effect only during the utilization of SCP-9205 and has no effect on eyesight. The mask can only be taken off by SCP-9205-A appearing to be welded to his face when in use. SCP-9205-A inherits the anomalous abilities of the creatures.

Discovery Log: Initial contact with SCP-9205 and SCP-9205-A was after a training accident at SCP-9205-Aโ€™s personal range. A student negligently discharged a firearm in the direction of SCP-9205-A. SCP-9205-A was hit, but quickly recovered from the accident. The student was anesthetized by agents after a brief interview. SCP-9205-A along with SCP-9205 was subsequently taken into Foundation custody.

Interviewed: SCP-9205-A

Interviewer: Dr.โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Foreword: Interview Conducted after initial testing

<Begin Log, 1530 28/5/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ>

Interviewer: This is Dr.โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ interviewing SCP-9205-A. The date and time are 1530 on the twenty-eighth of May โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ. SCP-9205-A, how did you come across the mask?

SCP-9205-A: I bought it from the Homedepot in โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ Texas and decided to paint on the creatures or I suppose mythical animals. I believe in ancient Chinese mythological stories and decided to use them as protection. I didnโ€™t expect that to manifest at this level.

Dr.โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: So was it you that made the mask anomalous?

SCP-9205-A: It was not me, I have painted these creatures on multiple other things and they never experienced this kind of reaction, if that is what you could call it. I think the gods, and/or creatures chose this to manifest themselves albeit they do not manifest as creatures or a god in 3d space.

Dr. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: Do you think that what you call the gods or creatures chose you for a reason?

SCP-9205-A: I really donโ€™t know, I sometimes practice Chinese alchemy and I have heard that it may lead to immortality. To be clear, I never was going for immortality, just better health. I guess this is my introduction to being immortal.

Dr. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: So, you think you are immortal

SCP-9205-A: Possibly, yes. I have not tried anything to prove that I am. A lot of unanswered questions, however.

Dr. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: Have you noticed anything different when you gained these abilities?

SCP-9205-A: I noticed that I am slightly stronger, but did not know that I was bulletproof and could destroy such things.

Dr. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: Well, I guess you are welcome.

SCP-9205-A: I guess I am, but I do not appreciate getting shot without my mask.

Dr. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ: Well, you did regenerate from that didnโ€™t you?

SCP-9205-A: Yes I did, but still donโ€™t like getting shot at.

<End Log, 1600 28/5/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ>

Closing Statement: SCP-9205-A appears to have limited knowledge of the fact that he is immortal however, he is unsure if it is complete immortality or just a longer lifespan than the average human.

Addendum-9205-1: Addendum-9205-1: Due to the background of SCP-9205-2 and being the only person able to employ SCP-9205 and its abilities, Mobile Task Force ฮง-2 โ€œImmortalsโ€ was created to utilize SCP-9205. MTF ฮง-2 is commanded by Captain [REDACTED], SCP-9205-A is to be integrated into a 12 man team. This MTF is employed by the Foundation at Site-โ–ˆโ–ˆ.

Addendum-9205-2: The following is an audio log taken from SCP-9205-A meeting with a psychologist. The log has been transcripted as well as translated from Mandarin Chinese to English

I tell myself that I am not immortal but is that really the case? Do I outlive others but a couple of hundred years or do I live to see humanity as I know it destroyed and turned into dust? Is this a punishment for something I did earlier in my life or something I did in my previous or is it a blessing to help others? Why me, why not somebody else? All these questions and no answers.

Incident Log-9205: During a major containment breach at Site-โ–ˆโ–ˆ MTF X-2 was utilized as a recovery team. During this incident, SCP-9205 was utilized to contain different anomalies. This prompted Captain [REDACTED] to request a change in the mission profile of MTF X-2 from an on-site MTF unit to one that can be used as a quick reaction force for multiple MTF units as well as used as a standalone team for certain missions. This request was granted by the 05 Council.

Addendum-9205-3: During initial testing one researcher handling SCP-9205 experienced what he describes as a burning sensation over his face, and hands lasting for several hours. Upon further examination of the researcher, no injuries were found. He subsequently began having deep bouts of depression and existential thoughts.
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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 13:45
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DATE: 30 Jun 2021 04:36

Special Containment Procedures: At this time, SCP-7474 is uncontained.

Description: SCP-7474 is a bulky yellow rabbit animatronic with blue eyes, a dim purple bowtie, two black buttons on its belly, fleshy innards, and hundreds of sharp teeth underneath it's outer set of big, white, square teeth. Certain Foundation personnel have noted that this description is very similar to โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ from the book titled โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ, specifically [REDACTED].

SCP-7474 can appear with seemingly no pattern or specific trigger, usually at night. It has been described to act differently with each person who encountered it. Several tests have resulted in the appearance of SCP-7474, and there have been other reported sightings of it as well. Cameras cannot be used in tests due to SCP-7474's apparent ability to render cameras attempting to spot it temporarily unusable. The sightings of SCP-7474 can be found below.

An anonymous family was sleeping at their campsite when the oldest son heard unnatural noises outside of his tent. He grabbed his flashlight to go investigate, and he saw SCP-7474 sitting on the grass and looking up at the stars, its back pointed towards the boy. SCP-7474 didn't seem to notice the boy shining his flashlight at it for a little while until it spoke.

"Beautiful, aren't they? All those white specs in the night sky and we're still not satisfied with the light they give us." SCP-7474's voice was a mixture of sounding like an average adult male and sounding like a deep-voiced monster.
"Uhm, yeah sure," the boy replied.
SCP-7474 then turned to face the boy with its bright blue eyes. It then patted a spot next to it.
"Come sit with me, little one."
The boy, too scared of what might happen if he refused, quickly sat down next to SCP-7474.
"You see that star right there," SCP-7474 asked after some time, pointing to a star in the night sky.
"Yeah," the boy replied.
"There's life over there."
"Really?"
"Yes. Actual, legitimate, life. There's a species over there that you can't find here."
The boy did a slight smile before going back to a scared frown. "How do you know that?"
"I just do. It's like how a magician never reveals their secrets."
Some more time passed before SCP-7474 said "you better get back to bed. I don't want to imagine your family's reaction when they see you hanging out with me. Run along now."

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