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Wow! You flipped a card and got: You. Me. Denny's Parking lot. Now.!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 01 Apr 2021 08:52

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It's 12:14 PM. You're on your way to, depending on who you ask, the worst/best place in this here side of Midwest America: Denny's. You can't exactly remember the last time you ate at Denny's, but you definitely remember the fried eggs being EXTREMELY chewy.

Before you can head inside and start your lower than average eating experience, you're stopped by a mysterious, bald figure, with a very similar appearance to former President Dwight D. Eisenhower.

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"You. Me. Denny's Parking lot. Now."

Such a commanding voice, you thought. What does Eisenhower want with you?

"My name is Elogee Fishtruck. I am a member of the SCP Wiki Licensing Team, and you are found guilty of using an image found on a subreddit! Without confirmation that it's compatible with the Creative Commons license, no less."

Oh right, you did do that.

"I'm here to apprehend you and bring you to justice."

Well that's not fair! You were just going to go eat a slice of bacon or two and this jackass comes and tries to ruin your day. You know you won't escape this without a fight, and fight you shall.

What shall you do?

Tab #1: Punch him.

Tab #2: Kick him.

Click on the tabs to the right when prompted to choose your fate.


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Rounderpede vs King kong!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 01 Apr 2021 05:12
rating: 0+x

On a very regular day,

Rounderpede was scuttling through the wanderer's library, checking twice to make quite sure, that everything was tidy. Until he noticed something. Was it, a doggy-eared-folded page? Oh no. Not in his fucking library. He made a mad dash for the book and once he got there, he immediately straightened it out, feeling ever more satisfied. He then heard a strange banging noise. What the hell was up with the library today? The bookcases rattled, spilling books and giving Rounderpede a sudden panic attack. He then thought to himself,

Damn, I really must have royally screwed something up today.

Behind him, he heard a banging, getting louder by the moment. He ducked, just missing a giant, hairy arm reaching out to grasp by a second.

"FUCK!" Rounderpede exclaimed.

The currently disembodied arm tore away the rest of the wall, revealing what it was.

"What?" Rounderpede questioned. "A giant monkey?"

Rounderpede then turned his attention to a video that he had seen earlier that week. He could barely keep himself from laughing when he exclaimed,

"MONKE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS LIBRARY!"

He then struck a pose, menacing to most.

"OR I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS!"

The giant gorilla motioned to walk forward, into the library through the wall when Rounderpede lunged at it.

"I told you, didn't I?"

The sudden collision from Rounderpede's attack stunned the beast, knocking it down backward, making it topple into the grass. Rounderpede then landed on its stomach to soften his landing.

"Had enough?" Rounderpede mocked.

Rounderpede didn't see it at the time, but the giant gorilla had crept his arm towards Rounderpede, while he was distracted. Then the giant gorilla grabbed at him.

"OoFf-"

By then, the giant gorilla collapsed his hands tightly, even Rounderpede was sure to give up. Then he had an idea. He quickly bit the giant gorilla in the finger with his mandibles. The giant gorilla then let out a shriek of pain that rumbled the ground beneath them.

"AAAAHHHH!!!"

The giant gorilla immediately sat up which forced Rounderpede to move. It then became enraged and began to randomly swing its fists, not hitting anywhere near Rounderpede.

"You are pitiful. You're giant but you can't fight worth a damn." Rounderpede said.

The giant gorilla stopped swinging. He faced Rounderpede, with an enraged look in his eyes. it then opened its mouth to say,

"Why the hell are you fighting me? I just want to return this!"

It then revealed a backpack which was on it the whole time, then took out a book with a leather case.

"You gotta accommodate your doors for larger beings, asshole."

Rounderpede looked shocked. Then responded,

"You still have to pay for that wall though."
Wow! You flipped a card and got: dado april first!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 01 Apr 2021 04:34

rating: 0+x

oh!
dado's favitore main event!
very nice holiday
dado send foundation man prank
is very sercet funni prank
you laugh
but foundation man trust dado…




Today, some asshole put a bucket full of water on top of the door and I got drenched…. What is my security for?

- O5-1


dado is much satisfied


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Invasive Therapy!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 01 Apr 2021 04:22
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SCP-8360
SCP-6830 on a bench outside.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6830 is to be kept in a steel pen holder inside Dr. Holly Brass' drawer full of blank journals inside her office at Site-89. Dr. Holly B. is to keep the drawer locked with a 4 pin key lock.

Description: SCP-6830 is a fountain pen with seemingly no anomalous properties but once held initiates the subject into a state of deep depression. While in this state, they'll become socially anxious. They'll become shy to interaction and avoid conversations anytime they can. They'll also have an overwhelming urge to write a story in a book.

The story will consist of the subject's fears, anxiety, illnesses, and worries into monsters or characters. If they can't find a book or is stopped from writing the story, they will commit suicide shortly there after. After the story is finished, the subject will report feeling happier and coming to peace with their anxiety, fears, etc. The subject also reports that they felt as if they were in a dream experiencing the story. Dr. Holly B. is cleared for use on any therapy sessions including SCP-6830, especially if staff related.

The ink seems to be infinite when in use. The object also seems to possess indestructible features, this was discovered after a common workplace accident. It's been noted to have no effect on those without trauma or illnesses, running out of ink after a single sentence is written. SCP-6830 also seems to not affect any personnel with anomalous skin or bodies. This includes staff at Site-89 like Site Director Hollender and Assistant Director Lorem.

Discovery: On 10/11/22, SCP-6830 was found in the city of Riverside, California after several sightings of anomalous activities at Norco Powerhouse. Inside were multiple reports on SCP's and actual SCP's themselves. A journalist named Craig Carbon was found inside on a dirt mattress bed with a evidence board. On the board were pictures of several SCP's, including SCP-6830, a report including each and every SCP on said board has been found. Craig Carbon was interviewed before he was administered Class C amnestics, stating that he was looking for a way to help people.

Footnotes

Wow! You flipped a card and got: when gay breaks draft thingies!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 01 Apr 2021 02:06 
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     display: flex;
     flex-wrap: wrap;
     width: calc(100% - .125rem);
     margin: 0 auto;
     border-color: var(--accentColor);
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a, /* ---- Link Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{
     color: #ededed;
     font-weight: bold;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [UNSELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: #21252E;
     border: unset;
     box-shadow: none;
     box-shadow: none;
     transition: background-color 0.15s linear;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{
     color: #ededed;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [HOVER] ---- */
     background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li, /* ---- Listitem Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li{
     position: relative;
     display: flex;
     flex-grow: 2;
     max-width: 100%;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
     color: #ededed;
     background-color: #21252E;
     border-color: transparent;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a{
     display: flex;
     align-items: center;
     justify-content: center;
     width: 100%;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li em{
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em{
     padding: .35em .75em;
 
     text-overflow: ellipsis;
     overflow: hidden;
     white-space: nowrap;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, /* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected{
     flex-grow: 2;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em{
     border: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a{
     width: 100%;
     color: #21252E;
     font-weight: bold;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active{
     color: #21252E;
     background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content {
    background-color: #21252E;
    box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content{
     padding: .5em;
     border: none;
}
 
/*---- TAB ANIMATION by Croquembouche ---- */
 
.yui-navset .yui-content > div {
    display: block;
    top: 0;
    overflow: hidden;
    transform-origin: 0 0;
}
 
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="none"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 0;
    max-height: 0;
    padding: 0 0.5em;
    border-width: 0;
    /* The following transition affects the one that DISAPPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0s;
    animation: tab-disappear 0.5s ease-in-out 0s 1 both;
}
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="block"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 1;
    max-height: 9999rem;
    /* The following transition affects the one that APPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0.5s;
    animation: tab-appear 0.5s ease-in-out 0.5s 1 both;
}
 
@keyframes tab-disappear {
    0% { max-height: 9999rem; }
    1% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 0; }
}
@keyframes tab-appear {
    0% { max-height: 0; }
    99% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 9999rem; }
}
 
/* ---- INFO BAR ---- */
 body{
     --barColour: #21252E;
     --linkColour: #ededed;
}
 
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* Ayer's info-bar patch by Monkatraz */
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link  {
    width: 100%;
    max-width: 100%;
    margin: 0 auto;
    padding: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-link::before, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link::before  {
    content: " ";
    display: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-content::after {
    display: none;
}
 
/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
 
#page-content .creditRate{
     margin: unset;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom: 4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .creditButton p a {
    border-left-color: transparent;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    border-radius: 0;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    border-left: 0;
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
     color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
     color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a:hover {
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .modalbox {
     background: #2F333C !important;
     color: #ededed;
     box-shadow: none;
}
.close-credits,
.credit-back {
    filter: grayscale(100%) invert(100%) contrast(275%);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
     margin: unset;
     border-radius: 0;
     border: solid 2px #21252E;
     box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
     background-color: #21252E;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom:4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: none;
    color: #ededed !important;
    text-transform: capitalize;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: none;
    border-bottom: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: transparent;
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE ELEMENTS ---- */
 
.page-source, tt{ 
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
}
 .code pre, .code p, .code {
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
    color: #21252E;
}
 
h1 {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    color: #EDEDED;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#page-title {
    color: #ededed;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-size: 1.65rem;
    text-align: center;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Clicky links */
a,
a.newpage,
a:visited,
#side-bar a:visited {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    transition: color 0.15s linear;
}
a:hover, a.newpage:hover, a:visited:hover, #side-bar a:visited:hover {
    color: #ffffff;
    text-decoration: none;
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
a.newpage { filter: hue-rotate(180deg); }
 
/* patch for sidebar media, collapsibles, ACS, info button and ayers module so link doesn't override */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded a:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link a:hover, #page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover, #side-bar .side-block.media a:hover, .danger-diamond a:hover {
    background: transparent;
}
.info-container .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link, .info-container .collapsible-block-link {
    background: var(--linkColour) !important;
}
 
hr{
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: -3px 0px 0px -0.1px var(--accentColor);
}
 
.code {
    background-color: #F8F8F8;
    border: solid 3px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: none;
}
.scp-image-block {
    border: solid 8px #21252E;
    border-bottom: solid 0px #21252E;
    box-shadow: 0px 0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 4px #21252E;
    color: #ededed;
    font-size: 0.84rem;
}
.scp-image-block.block-left { margin-left: 0; }
.scp-image-block.block-right { margin-right: 0; }
@media (max-width: 540px) {
  .scp-image-block.block-left, .scp-image-block.block-right {
    float: none; clear: both; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;
  }
}
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr th {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    background-color: #21252E;
    /* set border for table title */
}
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr td {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    /* set border for table content */
}
 
/* fancy collapsible */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    background: #21252E;
    transition: background 0.25s linear;
    padding-top: 0.5rem;
    padding-bottom: 0.5rem;
    padding-left: 1rem;
    padding-right: 1rem;
    width: min-content;
    white-space: nowrap;
    overflow: hidden;
    margin: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▷ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▽ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-link {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: #ededed;
    font-weight: bold;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link:hover {
    background: var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    box-shadow: 0px -0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    margin-top: 10px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
}
 
/* Selection */
::selection {
    background: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
/* Footnotes */
.hovertip {
    font-size: .9rem;
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor) !important;
}
.footnotes-footer {
    background-color: #21252E;
    padding-left: 1.4rem;
    padding-right: 1.4rem;
    padding-bottom: 1.5rem;
    box-shadow: -0.24rem 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
.footnotes-footer .title {
    color: #ededed;
}
.footnote .f-footer, .equation .e-footer, .reference .r-footer {
    display: none;
}
 
/* Tags */
#main-content .page-tags a {
    margin-top: .18rem;
}
.page-tags span {
    border-top: 1px solid #ededed;
}
 
/* Pop-Up Windows */
.owindow {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
.owindow .modal-header {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
.owindow .modal-body img {
    background-color: transparent !important;
}
 
.owindow .title {
    background-color: #21252E;
    color: #var(--accentColor);
    border-bottom: 1px solid #2F333C;
}
 
.owindow .button-bar a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
.owindow .button-bar a:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* Edit Buttons */
.buttons .btn {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    padding: 3px 5px;
}
.buttons .btn:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Edit Lock Info*/
#lock-info {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Close Button for Page Source, Rating, Etc */
a.action-area-close:hover {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Page-History Current */
.pager .current {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* History Compare */
.inline-diff ins, .inline-diff del {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* ---- INTERWIKI ---- */
 
.scpnet-interwiki-frame{
    filter: invert(100%) grayscale(100%) contrast(75%);
}
 
/* ---- CUSTOM SYNTAX ---- */
 
.darkbox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
 
.lightbox {
    background-color: #ededed;
    color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
.lightbox h2, .lightbox h3, .lightbox h4, .lightbox h5, .lightbox h6 {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
.limit {
    margin-bottom: -1rem;
    z-index: 5;
 
}
.anchor {
    position: sticky;
    height:0;
    top: 0;
    z-index: 5;
}
.sidebox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: solid 2px var(--accentColor);
    padding: .14rem;
    margin-top: 0;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
    width: calc((100vw - 870px)/2);
    max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 103.5%;
    z-index: 5;
    overflow: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
/* Sidebox mobile optimization, courtesy of Woed */
@media (max-width: 1290px) {
   .sidebox {
        width: auto;
        max-width: 65vw!important;
        border: none;
        padding-left: 0.4rem; padding-right: 0.4rem;
        top: 0.75rem;
        right: calc(((100vw - 45.8rem)/2) * -1);
        left: initial;
        -webkit-clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        -o-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        overflow: visible;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before, .sidebox::after {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        right: 0;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before {
        top: calc(50% - 0.75rem);
        width: 0;
        height: 0;
        border-top: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-right: 0.75rem solid var(--accentColor);
        transition: border 0.1s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        z-index: 10;
    }
 
    .sidebox::after {
        top: 0;
        max-width: 0.75rem;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        box-shadow: 0.15rem 0 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
        background-color: #21252E;
        z-index: -1;
        transition: box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, max-width 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
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        opacity: 0;
        -webkit-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
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        overflow: visible;
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        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
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    .sidebox:hover::before {
        border-top: 0 solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0 solid transparent;
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        box-shadow: 0 -0.125rem 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        right: 0;
        max-width: 100%;
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        opacity: 1;
    }
}
 
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    .sidebox, .sidebox:hover {
        right: calc(((100vw - (100% - 3rem))/2) * -1 + 1.9rem);
    }
}
 
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Recovered Journal: Below is an entry from a journal collected by Foundation agents while investigating a potentially anomalous home invasion in [REDACTED]. Bite marks and traces of snake DNA can be found on the journal.

4/1/2021

day 15 of the gay outbreak. its getting ridiculous. if someone told me 5 years ago that we could survive an end of world scenario by a sun that can melt your body, i'd be laughing at them 5 years ago and right now.

god, this bunker is sooooo boring. thought i saw a dead body, nope. just a halloween decoration from 7 years back. smells like shit, don't know why.

running out of things to write here

oh!!!! right, right. yesterday i heard this guy speaking polish, but i didnt document it just in case it was just a hallucination (wait, isnt that more of a reason to document it???)

but yeah, there was this polish guy i think, and after the voice stopped i put some cameras on the windows just to capture some footage in case they came back. and guess what! theyre back!!!! a white van as well, typical kidnapper vehicle.

a snake as well? im writing this as the footage is going on, so if some things are inaccurate sry

wait… is that- is that a fucking femboy? and… a catgirl???

ohhh, the polish man is uh

hu… something. only logical thing is hubert…

what??? 096 isnt overpowered???? what kinda sick joke is that lmao

they're talking about getting a new employee for something… wait, why are they outside my house then? that cant be it, right? im not even old enough to work yet

yeah you wish, im not stepping an inch into the light! (though, having a nya nya voice would be kinda nice- NO!)

why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream why did i scream

theres no way they didnt hear that theres no fucking way

hissing… moaning????? shit cant write anymore gotta run oh god wheres the bat

It is worth noting that GoI-MP2SCOPO ("Northwood")1 has recently announced the addition of a new programmer.
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DATE: 31 Mar 2021 23:51

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Personnel Document

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SCP Foundation Secure Facility Dossier

Research and Containment Site-89

Official Designation: SCP Foundation Mount Diablo Research and Containment Facility

Site Identification Code: CAORDA-Site-89

Name: Charles Benedict Hollender

Birthday: November 2nd, 19892

Security Clearance: Formerly Diamant3, Level 6

Hire Date: ██/██/19██

Position: Director, O5-4

Former Posts: Site-90

Current Location: Site-89

Personal Workspace: Director Hollender's Office on Floor 2, Wing A, Office № 1

Current Project: Department Overseer: Division of Research and Experimentation

Description: Charles Hollender has been a valued employee, originally working at the Foundation at Site-90 under the supervision of Director Brass who was the director of Site-90 from November 5th, 1978 to April 28th, 2004 during Incident.████.2 where Director William Sharp assumed the role of director of Site-90 and Doctor Charles was assigned to Site-89 under the supervision of the now-deceased O5-3. When O5-3 had expired in 1994, Assistant Director Hollender took over as the director for Site-89, where he remained until 1995, when Incident.6703.Omega occurred, transforming him into the anomaly he is today. For the next two months, Charles along with several other individuals, namely Assistant Director Griffin Lorem, and Project Head Isaac Ross4, among others. Director Hollender was promoted to the O5 Council, filling O5-4's seat after he perished in the ███████ Incident.

Director Hollender also has a darker counterpart, named Dark Hollender which is a manifestation of his negative emotions and fears. Even after multiple attempts to destroy the figure, it still reigns over him.

Known Associates:

Project Head Evelyn Holtz

Assistant Director Griffin Lorem

Project Heads Paul Ross and Arthur Ross

Project Head Zofia Kalt; Assistant Director of Dimensional Area-01

Doctor Sam Strass

Head Psychiatrist Annie Warren

Researcher Kevin Dwyer

Head Medical Doctor Katrina Figura

Site Director Rheneas

Regional Director William Sharp

O5-3

O5-11

Additional information relating to Site-89 can be found here.

Mobile Task Force Titan-1

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MTF Titan-1 Insignia

Mobile Task Force Titan-1 ("Off The Books") is Director Hollender's personal Task Force detachment stationed primarily at Site-89 in Floor 1, Wing D. With 36 personnel, Director's personal detachment act as bodyguards, with six members within Squad Trident-2. A full list of personnel can be found here. All operations conducted by MTF Titan-1 are strictly restricted to O5 Personnel and Site Director William Sharp, who is in possession of his detachment of Titan-1. Director Hollender was originally a member of Mobile Task Force █████-██ ("█████ ███████")5 until Incident.████.█ occurred, and then he formed MTF Titan-1 with Director Sharp.

More information pertaining to Mobile Task Force Titan-1 ("Off the Books") can be found here.

The following section is a documented list of all anomalous entities currently being researched and contained within Site-896
Identification Number Object Class
SCP-6700: "Peek-a-Boo" Thaumiel
SCP-6701: "Who is It?" Keter
SCP-6702: "The People Printer" Euclid
SCP-6703: "Contagious Stone" Tiamat
SCP-6704: "World Hopping Steamer Trunk" Neutralized
SCP-6705-D: "The Child" Decomissioned
SCP-6706: "The Garden of Tau" Formerly Tiamat, Neutralized7
SCP-6707: "Bullish" Safe
SCP-6708: "Stone Eden" Neutralized
SCP-6710: "What's in the Box?" Euclid
SCP-6712: "Sandy Metropolis" Safe
SCP-6724: "My Friend Alex" Euclid
SCP-6725: "Obsessive Ballerinas" Safe
SCP-6727: "Planes From Tomorrow" Formerly Thaumiel, Neutralized8
SCP-6731: "The Murderous Circus" Euclid
SCP-6732: "Time Traveling Rock" Safe
SCP-6733: "Angels of the Morning" Morashi9
SCP-6734: "Clutch of Raptors" Formerly Pending, Euclid10
SCP-6738: "Anomalous Task Force 64" Formerly Thaumiel, Neutralized11
SCP-6739: "Hallway Wanderer" Formerly Safe, Euclid12
SCP-6741: "Noir City" Safe
SCP-6744: "Switching Newlyweds" Safe
SCP-6745: "Randomly Combusting Nutrition Shakes" Formerly Safe, Neutralized13
SCP-6747: "Sapient Arachnids" Safe
SCP-6749: "There is No SCP-6749" View Entry For Information14
SCP-6755: "Creatures in the Ice" Keter
SCP-6757: "Plague Sparrows" Cernunnos
SCP-6764: "The Unknown Caves" Euclid
SCP-6766: "Piles of Insanity" Euclid
SCP-6770: "Scopophobia Twins" Euclid
SCP-6773: "They Are Among Us" Morashi
SCP-6780: "The Trans-Dimensional Voice" Ticonderoga
SCP-6781: "Helping Hand" Thaumiel
SCP-6788: "Crimson Church" Euclid
SCP-6796: "The Marble Protectorates" Thaumiel
SCP-6797: "House of Creation" Truculent
SCP-6798: "Dog Spiders" Safe
SCP-6799: "The Scarlet Ringmaster" Tiamat
SCP-7995: "Beanie Buddies" Euclid
SCP-#%@&: [DATA CORRUPTED] View Entry For Information15

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Item #: SCP-????

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP - ???? is ‘held’ in a 6.1 m by 6.1 m room at Minimal Security Site 17. SCP - ???? is not to be needlessly experimented on, unless SCP - ???? explicitly consents, by personal request of 54% of 05 council members.

SCP - ???? is allowed complete free roam of the site 17 and any facilities he appears in. SCP - ???? is permitted access to most SCPs that are sentient and human in origin, regardless of SCP class. Failure to cooperate results in SCP - ???? simply materialising within and ‘interacting’ regardless of efforts to stop it, using his multi location ability within the facility, which SCP - ???? preferring to walk.

Description: Documentation on the appearance of SCP - ???? differs depending on the local populus that SCP - ???? ‘appears’ in. However, SCP - ???? is always male, with a small unremarkable 2cm scar within the crevice of his inner forearm. An encounter with SCP - ???? is inevitable, an ‘event’ akin to birth. The only outliers to this rule are people who are: under the age of 18 ; stillborn; anomalies that aren’t human in origin; or people who are affected by certain SCPs that render association with SCP - ???? ‘needless’ or impossible.

SCP - ????s motivations are unclear. His origin is unknown. SCP - ????s discovery was initially as simple as a misprint in an application form.

“Who is the fifth most influential person in your life” (The word ‘fifth’ being the error)

Nearly 100% of answers were a singular name, SCP - ????s name. The recruiter, who initially cited this phenomena, noticed that anyone over the age of 18 had a 100% regularity with this abnormality, barring any abnormally affected individuals, which on average was studied to be around 78%.

SCP - ???? was cleared for entry to site 17 by a personal request of a member of level 5 clearance level or above. The version of SCP - ???? the foundation currently holds within their facility is practically a member at this point. His unrestricted containment, allows SCP - ???? access to ‘interact’ with everyone, which he would do regardless of efforts to prevent.

Document #???? - 00: SCP - ???? was

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SCP-XXXX-J

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The geological formation known as ████████ Hill is to be walled off and labeled as private property. Local Route ██ is to be rerouted around the hill through █████ Farm and a thick grove of decorative trees will be planted to prevent view of ████████ Hill from the new road.

A team of 3 Researchers with at least Level 2 clearance will be moved into the farmhouse located at the top of ████████ Hill to monitor SCP-XXXX-J and dissuade the local population from exploring the containment area by maintaining the cover story of █████ Farm having been purchased by new owners. A group of 100 D-Class personnel will be sent to █████ Farm twice annually (during spring and autumn) to perform planting and harvesting for the farm under the guise of a work release program.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a subcompact 3-door hatchback (Plate number ██████, VIN █████████████████). SCP-XXXX-J is equipped with a 0.9 liter overhead valve straight-four engine and a 4-speed manual transmission. It has a wheelbase of 2,150 mm (84.6 in), measures 3,485 mm (137.2 in) in length, 1,548 mm (60.9 in) in width, and 1,390 mm (54.7 in) in height. SCP-XXXX-J has a curb weight of 825 kg (1,819 lb).

SCP-XXXX-J’s bodywork is in near-mint condition, with only light surface rust on the frame, a small dent in the rear bumper, and three small chips of paint missing from the passenger door. SCP-XXXX-J’s body is painted “Flame Red” (paint code 120), with black trim pieces featuring a red pinstripe running along the full length of the bodywork on either side. SCP-XXXX-J has a set of black bumpers, and black wheels, both of which appear to be original OEM parts. SCP-XXXX-J’s interior is brown and tan with artificial “wood grain” trim on the doors and dash, and has no particular odor.

The only distinguishable difference between SCP-XXXX-J and other vehicles of its model and year are a series of aftermarket chrome letters reading "Sasha" applied to the rear hatch in place of the manufacturer's badge. The letters are slightly crooked but evenly spaced, indicating they were placed by hand.

SCP-XXXX-J is in perfect working order, able to start when the key is turned, drive, turn, brake, and perform all basic functions expected of an automobile including operable headlights, reverse lights, turn signals, brake lights, horn, and climate controls. SCP-XXXX-J is able to drive up a 6% Grade incline with only minimal loss of power from the engine. SCP-XXXX-J’s engine has a compression ratio of 9.2, and is able to produce up to 55 horsepower and 77 Nm (56 lb.ft) of torque.

SCP-XXXX-J was initially discovered on ██/██/18 in ███████, OK by ███ ██████ upon purchasing █████ Farm at auction. Mr. ██████ called the ███████ police department after being unable to locate a key for SCP-XXXX-J on the property. The police were asked who Mr. ██████ should call to unlock SCP-XXXX-J (referred to as “some old car” by Mr. ██████) so it could be moved from the parking spot in front of the farm house.

The ███████ police department informed Mr. ██████ he should look for a local locksmith and as the property owner he was within his legal rights to have the vehicle opened. Later that night, Officer ███████ decided to travel to █████ Farm to assist Mr. ██████ of his own volition.

Officer ███████ is on Foundation records as having been an auto mechanic prior to becoming a Police Officer.

Officer ███████ arrived at █████ Farm at approximately 1900 hours, and discovered SCP-XXXX-J parked in front of the farm house in a location he described as "Where anyone would park their daily driver if they lived there.". Officer ███████ took note of the deep depressions left in the soil by SCP-XXXX-J's wheels and noted it had been in its present location for an extremely long time. Officer ███████ noted this as odd given SCP-XXXX-J's near-mint exterior condition stating that, "Normally, cars left outside get rusty, or at least their paint fades and gets a patina. This thing's paint is still glossy and mirror-like. You know, like it was brand new.".

Officer ███████ was able to pick SCP-XXXX-J’s lock without undue difficulty. Uppon opening the door, Officer ███████ realized SCP-XXXX-J’s interior was as well preserved as its exterior and began an examination of the vehicle due to disbelief. SCP-XXXX-J’s keys were discovered behind the driver side sun visor, prompting Officer ███████ to attempt to start SCP-XXXX-J. Before the start attempt was preformed, Officer ███████ warned Mr. ██████ as to the extremely poor reputation of SCP-XXXX's model and provided him with a business card for a towing service.

SCP-XXXX-J was then started, notably turning over on the first crank. Officer ███████ took SCP-XXXX-J on a brief drive during which SCP-XXXX-J was successfully driven up several steep hills, across slightly bumpy terrain, and over 35 miles per hour without overheating, breaking down, or incurring significant damage to SCP-XXXX-J. Officer ███████ returned to █████ Farm within ten minutes and reported SCP-XXXX-J to the Foundation via his cruiser’s computer.

Of note is Officer ███████'s commentary regarding vehicles parked for extended periods. "Cars that sit around this long just don't move without hours or days of work to get them up and running. They just don't. But this is the Little ████ That Could, apparently. My Captain told me to report anything strange to you guys, and let me tell you this isn't strange. This is impossible!"

Foundation agents took possession of SCP-XXXX-J and █████ Farm on ██/██/18 following Foundation agents confirmation of SCP-XXXX-J’s as having anomalous properties.

An analysis of the wheel imprints left behind by SCP-XXXX-J detrmined it to have been parked in the location SCP-XXXX-J was discovered in for at least 25 years. SCP-XXXX-J’s registration history shows it was last registered 1988. Both findings present evidence to indicate SCP-XXXX-J had remained stationary for several decades. However, the vehicle itself shows no signs of age, and the fuel within SCP-XXXX-J combusted as expected of 87 octane fuel. Testing of SCP-XXXX-J’s fuel shows it to be non-anomalous, and decays at the expected rate once removed from SCP-XXXX-J.

Following initial testing, SCP-XXXX-J was returned to its previous location in front of █████ Farm’s farm house, and the property was seized by the foundation for further investigation. Cause of SCP-XXXX-J’s anomaly is presently unknown.

Incident Report SCP-XXXX-J-1: ████████ Hill Anomaly

By order of the O5 Council SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained on location at █████ Farm. SCP-XXXX-J may be removed from █████ Farm for up to 48 hours under the direct supervision of Dr. Simard for testing purposes only.

In accordance with O5-Order SCP-XXXX-J-1, this report is sealed to all personnel without Level 2 clearance.

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Addendum XXXX-J-1: Note from Project Research Head Dr. Simard

Younger Foundation members have been asking me what exactly is anomalous about SCP-XXXX-J. I am adding this note to the official record for the sole purpose of explaining SCP-XXXX-J to anyone not aware of the Yugo’s reputation. SCP-XXXX-J works. That is the anomaly.

SCP-XXXX-J works, and it shouldn’t. Why shouldn’t it? It’s a normal car. No, it’s not a normal car. It is a 33 year old car that didn’t even work when it was new. These things were Soviet garbage so unreliable you were better off buying a bus pass. The country that made them no longer exists, you can’t get spare parts to keep them running. Not since 1992.

These things needed a new timing belt every 20,000 miles, would overheat going up a 3 degree incline, and liked to blow their suspension if you cornered too hard. It is widely regarded as the worst car ever built. There is an entire family of jokes specifically about this car because of just how terrible of a car it is.

SCP-XXXX-J works. Every part in it is original. No replacements. Not a single one. SCP-XXXX-J starts, runs, drives smoothly, and does everything you’d expect a car to do. After sitting outside for thirty years it shouldn’t, because no car stored like that would just run without hours of work put into fixing them. SCP-XXXX-J shrugged off thirty years of wind, rain, snow, heat, and cold like it was nothing.

Not everything we contain is world ending, dangerous, or scary. Sometimes it’s just an anomaly. This time, it’s a Yugo that works.

- Dr. Simard, 16 / 08 / 18

Addendum XXXX-J-2: // SCP-XXXX-J Phase 1 Test Log//

In accordance with O5-Order SCP-XXXX-J-2, SCP-XXXX-J's test logs are sealed. Personnel without Level 2 clearance may not view any detailed information relating to SCP-XXXX-J's capabilities.

SCP-XXXX-J Phase 1 Test Log Requires Level 2 Security Clarence

Driver error during testing on 03/09/18 resulted in several impacts at significant speeds against trees and rocks. SCP-XXXX-J was undamaged by any impact. Due to the strain placed on any engine when operating at the redline for extended periods SCP-XXXX-J was subjected to a full inspection of its engine and transmission. SCP-XXXX-J was undamaged by previous testing. Durability testing has been scheduled for as soon as the Foundation can supply a standard Foundation Durability Testing kit. In the meantime, Junior Researchers Clemens and Robertson have several recommendations for "field durability tests" which will be taken under review.

- Dr. Simard, 06 / 08 / 18

Addendum XXXX-J-3: Note from Project Research Head Dr. Simard

Investigation into SCP-XXXX-J has proved somewhat slow. The Foundation has a few more pressing matters at hand which have messed with logistics in all kinds of unpredictable ways. We've been waiting for a standard Durability Testing Kit for 13 days. I am tempted to greenlight a few of the tests my Jr staff has proposed as we can carry them out with locally obtained supplies. The Foundation tends to frown on any data obtained without the use of standardized testing materials, but I do have the equipment to measure the properties of non-anomalous materials with equipment on site. If I make sure to include the exact properties of each substance we use, everything should be fine. Just a little more work for the clerks at Site 22.

While waiting around for materials, I've had Clemens and Robertson do what they can to learn more about SCP-XXXX-J, its model of vehicle, and the former owner of this farm. There have been a few notable breakthroughs. First Clemens has discovered SCP-XXXX-J's properties are in line with the advertising for SCP-XXXX-J's model as set by the Yugo's 1985 More Freedom for Less Money commercial (I've attached a copy of the commercial to this entry for reference.). SCP-XXXX-J's elevated Hume levels could be an indication that the vehicle is linked to the way the SCP-XXXX-J's model was presented in the marketing for it. The question remains as to why others of its kind were junk. I've requested the Foundation dispatch a pair of Field Agents to investigate Zastava ███████████ headquarters for any information pertaining to SCP-XXXX-J. Unfortunately investigating anything that happened in a Soviet Satellite State that no longer exists is very difficult.

Robertson was able to discover that the farm's former owner, and presumably the owner of SCP-XXXX-J was a shut in. Locals describe him as a "Middle aged Russian man with an off-the-boat accent". He was by all accounts, very polite, spoke English well in spite of his accent, and only came to town to purchase basic supplies once a month. He was also known to have spent the occasional afternoon in the park entertaining passers by with "exceptional magic tricks."

I was able to get infomration on him from the local liquor store. The proprietor remembered him by name due to believing his ID was fake. "Mr. Alaxander Washinginton" was the alias our man was using. Makes me wonder if maybe he was a GRU-P20 defector.

I ran "Mr. Alaxander Washinginton" and date his ID would hae been good for through the Foundation Database to confirm my suspicions. Nothing. This man did not exist.
Given the recent incident at █████ Farm most of the locals believe Mr. Washington was a Soviet defector we were protecting. I wonder if that might be true. I remember a few stories of GRU-P Agents defecting to the Foundation back in the day.
- Dr. Simard, 19 / 09 / 18

Supplement SCP-XXXX-J-1 Requires Level 2 Security Clarence

Addendum XXXX-J-4: SCP-XXXX-J Phase 2 Test Log

In accordance with O5-Order SCP-XXXX-J-2, SCP-XXXX-J's test logs are sealed. Personnel without Level 2 clearance may not view any detailed information relating to SCP-XXXX-J's capabilities.

SCP-XXXX-J Phase 2 Test Log Requires Level 2 Security Clarence

Addendum XXXX-J-5: Note from Project Research Head Dr. Simard

Forensics finally finished going over the farm house. The full sweep took over a month. The whole farm is practically glowing in terms of the Hume field, whoever lived here had to be one of the more productive occultists I've ever heard of. There was a lot of debate as to weather this place should be classified as a single location based anomaly or not. They decided not. Everything gets its own little file.
Things were looking pretty standard for a rogue mage's house until the Occult Department's boys picked up some funky Hume readings in the master bedroom and the garage. Long story short, there was a wizard's duel in the garage, and someone was killed in the master bedroom, then the evidence was erased via anomalous means.

One of the 'wizards' reconstructed the crime scene for us to take pictures of so we could do proper CSI work without needing Gandalf and Friends for longer than the afternoon. Again, we're low priority. As best as we can tell the murder victim had been subdued via a blow to the head, drug to the bedroom, then tied to the bed where some occult ritual was preformed. No idea what the ritual was for, the traces are too old for our Hogwarts guys.

What's interesting to me is that after the ritual was preformed, the assailant fired three rounds from a low caliber pistol into the victim's head, and another two into their heart. The victim was then injected with something, presumably a poison or acid, dismembered, and lastly disintegrated via the aforementioned anomalous means. Most of that seems pretty redundant when you're going to turn the guy into free floating atoms at the end.

Makes a man wonder if the victim was human.

We're currently looking into any known anomalies which could remove the evidence of the murder, as well as any known to disintegrate matter which were uncontained in 1988. On the up side, the Durability Testing Kit should be here in three days.
- Dr. Simard 30/09/18

Addendum XXXX-J-6: SCP-XXXX-J Phase 3 Test Log

In accordance with O5-Order SCP-XXXX-J-2, SCP-XXXX-J's test logs are sealed. Personnel without Level 2 clearance may not view any detailed information relating to SCP-XXXX-J's capabilities.

SCP-XXXX-J Phase 3 Test Log Requires Level 2 Security Clarence

I think I've figured out the exact nature of SCP-XXXX-J's anomaly. Clemens was right. SCP-XXXX-J does exactly as it was advertised to do. "Dependability and safety now have a whole new meaning". You said it. You can run this thing without any fluids and it will go. You can fill it with whatever, and it will go. Whatever you put in it won't go bad either.

That's to say nothing of the fact that it keeps you safe from seemingly anything, even poison gas. I'm willing to bet that since the car has a cabin air filter the anomaly interpretes this as "the cabin is to remain filled with breathable air at all times" and so it is done. I don't have permission to drive SCP-XXXX-J into a lake yet, as there is some risk of the vehicle becoming stuck underwater and thus uncontained, but I honestly believe it could be driven underwater, so long as the lake bed was reasonably passable for a wheeled vehicle.

SCP-XXXX-J really seems like it can take you everywhere. At least, everywhere a car can go. We've driven her off a few jumps, but SCP-XXXX-J is not capable of flight. Whatever occult magics power SCP-XXXX-J, their literal interpretation of the marketing has to be filtered through the lens of what a car is.

The good news is SCP-XXXX-J appears to be entirely harmless. Maybe we can use SCP-XXXX-J as a test bed for various vehicle modifications in the future.

- Dr. Simard 10/10/18

Doc's busy so I am adding this to the report myself. I regularly take SCP-XXXX-J into town for groceries. It helps maintain our cover to be seen driving an older vehicle, and Yugos are common enough "Barn Finds". It also lets me keep an eye on her performance and make sure the baseline is consistent over time.

So I'm in town today and I have the groceries, I toss them in the back like usual and I go to start SCP-XXXX-J up to head back, but she refused to turn over. No click, no crackle, nothing. I figure the battery cables must have come loose and pop the hood to check but everything was fine.

After some backtracking about anything different I'd done in case I somehow broke the unbreakable car. I couldn't think of anything so I took out the groceries. SCP-XXXX-J started right up no problem. Okay, so magic's messing with her somehow, right? Being a scientist I put everything in one item at a time.

It was the mayo. SCP-XXXX-J hates Heinz Mayo. Actually, she hates EVERY American brand of Mayo. Refuses to start if anything other than imported eastern European brand mayo is in the car.

Can anyone from the Occult Department explain this one please?

- Jr. R Robertson

Addendum XXXX-J-7: Zastava ███████████ Exploration Video Log Transcript

Video Log SCP-XXXX-J-1 Requires Level 3 Security Clarence

Addendum XXXX-J-8: SCP-XXXX-J Phase 4 Test Log

In accordance with O5-Order SCP-XXXX-J-2, SCP-XXXX-J's test logs are sealed. Personnel without Level 2 clearance may not view any detailed information relating to SCP-XXXX-J's capabilities.

SCP-XXXX-J Phase 4 Test Log Requires Level 2 Security Clarence

Testing Conclusions

SCP-XXXX-J is, without a doubt, the best car I have ever seen. Regardless of what happens to SCP-XXXX-J, it will work exactly as the marketing says SCP-XXXX-J will. It will run on anything at all, gas, diesel, kerosene, cooking oil, blood, urine, water, vodka… No one can tamper with it if they have hostile intent towards someone who might use it. It's the prefect getaway car. What's more this property extends to any aftermarket parts applied to the vehicle. It's a shame the property doesn't remain on parts removed from SCP-XXXX-J. We could have made a fleet of cars that not only won't break down, but can always take you where you want to go in total safety.

Further testing of SCP-XXXX-J in its current form is unnecessary. However, testing SCP-XXXX-J's performance with various upgrades and aftermarket components installed is highly recommended due to the potential beneficial uses of SCP-XXXX-J.

- Dr. Simard 31/10/18

Addendum XXXX-J-9: Note from Project Research Head Dr. Simard

The Field Agents we sent to ████████ █, ██████████, Serbia came back today. We got lucky and they did their report writing on the plane. Normally you need to wait a week and sacrifice your firstborn child to see the report within 30 days of the mission's end. Even better, we have a breakthrough.

Turns out Zastava ███████████ was one of the fronts for funding the GRU Division Psychotronics. Always fun to get involved with the old Soviet occult agency. Our Agents are not sure about what exactly Zastava ███████████ did to help GRU-P, probably just funneled money to them but they did find out that GRU-P put a hit out on one ████████ Mikhaylov22.

Mr. Mikhaylov worked in the marketing department. We don't know much else about the guy other than he was a mid level manager of some kind. A lot was redacted in his publicly accessible files. Most of it, actually. Reminded me of reading some of our own files. The only thing I can say for sure about Mr. Mikhaylov's past is he was officially listed as dead in 1985. Suicide. Drove one of his factory's cars into the sea after a police chase.

Our agents dug into the old Soviet classified records as best they could with the resources given. We didn't find everything, but we found enough to start putting the pieces together. Mr. Mikhaylov was a GRU-P agent embedded in Zastava ███████████ to keep an eye on it. Looks like he decided to go rouge at some point and stole a prototype Yugo GV. That would be our SCP-XXXX-J.

Nothing official can back this up, but I think that the GRU-P was directly involved in SCP-XXXX-J's creation. SCP-XXXX-J is a non-flashy car that would have blended right into traffic in the mid 80s. In any country. These things were everywhere. The the GRU-P would have had a practically invisible field vehicle that would always work. No matter what.

True or not, Mr. Mikhaylov decided that the Soviets were not going to have this car, and stole it. If the non-classified reports are correct, given what we know about SCP-XXXX-J, I'm wondering if he simply drove it to America across the ocean floor. However he got SCP-XXXX-J here, he bought this farm and did his best to lay low. Really low. Locals say he was a shut in.

However low, it must not have been low enough. Mr. Mikhaylov set up his little system to warn the town if someone came after him, and he set up a few magical booby traps, and we found more than a few occultly enhanced weapons stashed around the house. Maybe that's how they found him. Scanned the US for high Hume fields and moved in once they found this hot-spot.

To think that even with all that preparation, Mr. Mikhaylov died because of something as negligent and silly as locking his keys in SCP-XXXX-J. He had the prefect getaway car, and still managed to screw up his escape. Ironic.

There's some more investigation to be done here. For whatever reason, the assassin(s) left SCP-XXXX-J behind. They must not have known that SCP-XXXX-J was the anomaly Mr. Mikhaylov stole. Or maybe they did know, but had no way to extract it from the US. It's not like they could have destroyed it and exporting a Yugo from the US to a soviet country would have raised a few red flags. Might have even gotten Foundation attention.

Whatever the reason, SCP-XXXX-J is ours now and we have plenty of uses for a functionally indestructible car. I'm going to petition the O-5 Council to allow field agents in need of an unarmed ground vehicle be issued SCP-XXXX-J for short missions.

Addendum XXXX-J-10: Note from O-5 2

SCP-XXXX-J has been approved for use by any Foundation member for official Foundation business only. SCP-XXXX-J may not be retained by any individual, group, or task force for more than 300 hours from the time SCP-XXXX-J crosses █████ Farm's property line. Should the alarm at █████ Farm be permanently disabled SCP-XXXX-J is to be transferred to Site 22's motor pool.

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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP 6007 is to be stored in a locked medicine cabinet within Site 73, and all authorized personnel will possess a key to access the cabinet. Any unauthorized personnel trying to access SCP 6007 are to be warned once, then terminated if they continue.

Description:
SCP 6007 is the liquid stored in ten (10) medical syringes. Labelled as SCP 6007-1 through SCP 6007-10, these instances contain a viscous, translucent blue liquid. The total volume of liquid combined is roughly 25mL. SCP 6007-1 through SCP 6007-10 are stored in an ATA-Style briefcase designated as SCP 6007-A. SCP 6007-A appears to have previously stored ██ syringes.

SCP 6007-A, when opened, creates a cognitohazard that compels any form of licensed medical staff within a .5m radius-despite their level of training-to take and use an instance of SCP 6007-1 through 6007-10 on another human being. These individuals are now designated as SCP 6007-B, which will find one (1) individual to be their "patient". After administrating SCP 6007, instances of SCP 6007-B will return the syringe to SCP 6007-A. Instances of these "patients", known as SCP 6007-C upon injection, are seemingly chosen at random by instances of SCP 6007-B, but actual medical patients are prioritized if any are within a 2.5m radius of SCP 6007-B. Instances of SCP 6007-C are injected with a volume between 1.5mL to 3.5mL of liquid based on their BMI. The effects applied to instances of SCP 6007-B are nullified when SCP 6007-A is closed. The effect of the briefcase continues even after SCP 6007-B administers a dose of the liquid. Instances of SCP 6007-B refer to SCP 6007 as "The Blue Cure", and are unable to find any medicinal alternative to SCP 6007 despite its anomalous effects. Only Class-A amnestics seem to nullify this behavior.

After examination, the liquid is simply a saline solution with an additive containing blue dye, high fructose corn syrup, and an unknown substance that is most likely to give 6007instances its anomalous properties. Effects of the liquid are only present if it is injected into a human test subject by SCP 6007-B. Once injected, the liquid will take effect after three (3) minutes. Depending on the size of the dose, different effects occur within SCP 6007-C.

Unless approved by the site director, no more than 2.5mL of liquid are to be injected into a test subject (see Test Log 6007-A). After testing, five (5) syringes remain, with 2mL of liquid left in the fifth.

Addendum 6007-1: Recovery Report
SCP 6007 was discovered ██ miles outside of San Antonio, Texas in a small hospital. Dr. Cadenza, a recently hired Junior Researcher, was at this facility to receive his annual shot of ██████████; a preventative drug for various sicknesses and ailments. Soon after, he suffered mild convulsions for roughly twenty (20) minutes, along with nausea approximately ten (10) minutes. The physician who administered the shot stated that this new substance, named "The Blue Cure" by the hospital staff, was a better alternative, and was approved by the head of the facility. Roughly a week later, multiple patients had also been administered the shot were reporting effects similar to Dr. Cadenza. However, over ██% of patients died from ruptured blood vessels caused by SCP 6007. When interviewed, all physicians and doctors who administered the shot stated that patients didn't need anything else aside from "The Blue Cure". Those who survived had experienced similar symptoms as Dr. Cadenza. He contacted the Foundation in order to find the source, which was discovered in a storage room on the █th floor. At the time of discovery, briefcase was opened and missing ██ syringes. All doctors, physicians, patients, and others within the facility at the time of Dr. Cadanza's statement were given Class-A amnestics.

Test Logs:
Test A: Initial Testing - 01/19/20██

Subjects:
Six (6) instances of SCP 6007-B.
Three (3) D-Class, male, approximately 25-30 years of age.
Three (3) D-Class female, approximately 25-35 years of age.

Procedure:
Phase 1: One (1) D-Class male and female were injected with .5mL and 1mL, respectively, of SCP 6007. Subjects were placed in a standard humanoid containment cell.
Phase 2: One (1) D-Class male and female were injected with 1.5mL and 2.5mL, respectively, of SCP 6007. Subjects were placed in a standard humanoid containment cell.
Phase 3: One (1) D-Class male and female were injected with 3mL of SCP 6007. Subjects were placed in a standard humanoid containment cell.

Results:
Phase 1: No physical changes to their anatomy. Subjects report a feeling of nausea.
Phase 2: No physical changes to their anatomy. Subjects enter mild convulsions for approximately twenty (20) minutes, then revert to phase 1.
Phase 3: After three (3) minutes, the body violently convulses. Every blood vessel in the subject bursts, and death by bleeding out is imminent. The liquid recovered from the bodies has changed to a burnt orange color.

Analysis:
Instances of SCP 6007-C must be injected with no more that 2.5mL of liquid. Reason of bursting blood vessels is unclear.

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Item #: SCP-3790-J

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