Wow! You flipped a card and got: Sentient Oxiclean!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 17:35
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP XXXX is contained within a standard cell with a single small table in the center that it can be placed upon. The only modifications to this cell are light studio sound dampening foam on the walls, after the incident resulting from the destruction of the second instance of SCP XXXX. This cell does not require any guards, nor does it require any special action other than the occasional entry to confirm that SCP XXXX is alone. The cell is to be locked with standard equipment as well as lit with the single light above the table in the cell. This light is not to be turned off.
Description: SCP XXXX is a 2.26 kg bucket of a stain removing laundry detergent that has gained sentience. It is a powdered solution of sodium percarbonate, sodium carbonate and emotion. SCP XXXX is unable to communicate vocally, however is able to produce a low humming sound that affects any personnel adjacent to it. This auditory event is easily avoided with minor sound dampening and is not harmful. SCP XXXX was first discovered by Foundation staff when they were alerted to it on a redacted social media site. It was secured and brought in for testing without any issue. Those that were exposed to SCP XXXX were quickly given Class F amnestics, as multiple citizens were infected with this instance of SCP XXXX, and the Foundation needed many delivery methods for the amnestics due to the nature of the infection. This event stands as one of the tests for Class F amnestics and has been brought to the Ethics Committee as evidence of successful human trials.
Addendum: --SCP XXXXwas considered to be classified as Euclid after the interview with Dr. █████ and his reaction to experiencing the auditory event. The result of this was unpredictable and came as a shock to the researchers who have studied the first instance of SCP XXXX. This reaction is still not confirmed as a direct result of the auditory event. After Dr. █████ was committed to cell [redacted] for observation he was designated class Euclid, thus removing the classification from SCP XXXX until further notice as dictated by O5 personnel
Addendum: Personnel that have observed and been in the presence of SCP XXXX claim to feel a sense of comfort emanating from this instance. Most claim it is a subtle feeling, however many D class have claimed a stronger feeling of acceptance. D-643-88791 claimed, “It cares” and mumbled something about the first instance being, “the only time I’ve ever felt true love” after their encounter with SCP XXXX. Before Dr. █████ engaged in interview 029 with the first and second instances he stated that he also felt this effect. Dr. █████ was given the opportunity to inspect and observe SCP XXXX both inside and outside testing chambers before Interview 029 and reported that this effect grew stronger each experiment. This may be the cause for his seemingly random mental breakdown and his ██████████ ████ causing him to be committed to cell [redacted] for further testing. The reason for this feeling is unknown, and simply impossible to test.
Interview Log 029: The following in a transcript of an interview held with the first instance of SCP XXXX.
Date: █████
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Interviewee: SCP XXXX
Notes: SCP XXXX is the first instance of itself in this interview. During the interview, a second instance of SCP XXXX materialized next to the first instance and was immediately destroyed in the presence of the first instance in order to provoke a reaction.
SCP XXXX is placed on a small table, while Dr. █████ is sitting in a chair directly across from it.
Dr. █████: Please state your name.
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: No response is heard, but I sense acknowledgement. Do you know where you are?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: Do you know who I am?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: Do you know who YOU are?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: I am still not HEARING any form of response, but still sense some form of acknowledgement. Will make a note of this in the interview log. Are you aware that you are being observed and studied?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
At this moment, a second instance of oxiclean materializes to the left of the first instance with no reaction.
Dr. █████: Can you acknowledge this second Oxiclean?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: Note that there are now two instances of sentient oxiclean. We will perform a test on the second instance in an attempt to provoke a reaction from the first instance.
At this moment a guard is brought into the containment room and made to drop the second instance on the ground, spilling the contents of the tub.
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: No reaction, just as predicted. Proceed with test two.
A second guard enters the containment room with a vacuum and proceeds to dispose of the second oxiclean’s powder.
SCP XXXX: [silence]
After the second guard leaves the containment room, a very low double frequency pitch is heard, similar to that of a mel meter, causing Dr. █████ to show signs of discomfort, grabbing his head.
Dr. █████: What is that? Is that you? Is this a result of our previous actions?
SCP XXXX: [silence]
Dr. █████: We’re sorry, please stop.
SCP XXXX: [silence]
The low humming stops after Dr. █████ apologizes.
Dr. [REDACTED]: Thank you. I will end our session here.
Dr. █████ leaves the containment room and SCP XXXX is brought back to it’s secure cell. Dr. █████ is sent to medical bay 55c for examination and debriefing.
[END LOG]
1. A note written by Dr. █████ after his interview with the first instance of SCP XXXX:
It’s there for you
It cares
It is sentient
I am feeble and weak
I no longer desire sentience
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Le Planet!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 17:11
Artist's illustration of the Kepler-90 system.
| Research Site |
Site Director |
Research Head |
Assigned Task Force |
| UNMENON Site-12 |
Director Nathan Cox |
Dr. Johannes Aliber |
N/A |
Kepler-90i, as seen by foundation telescope OPSN12.
Special Containment Procedures: Because of SCP-XXXX's position and proximity to earth, no containment is needed. SCP-XXXX is to be monitored with Site-12 telescope OPSN12 for any unusual events. APA-XXXX-1 are to be monitored routinely, also with OPSN12.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a super-earth class silicate solo-stellar planet with 2 moons, orbiting the star Kepler-90. Kepler-90, also called 2MASS J18574403+4918185, is a class-G main sequence star located 2,840 light-years (870 parsecs) from the Earth in the constellation of Draco. It has a surface temperature of about 6080 K and its age is estimated to be about 2 billion years, with some uncertainty. It is most known for possessing a planetary system that features the exact same number of known planets as the Solar System.
SCP-XXXX itself is not anomalous, though is the host of an anomalous animal species designated APA-XXXX-1. An "individual" is actually a large fungi colony that is controlled by one single consciousness. Members of the APA-XXXX-1 species generally eat other fellow members due to no other animals existing on SCP-XXXX and reproduce through division.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX, also known as Kepler-90i, was discovered using the standard "transit method" and an AI trained by a team of scientists to identify exoplanets passing in front of their star. The foundation later observed the planet with the specialized telescope in Site-12's observatory known as OPSN12, revealing it's nature. OPSN12 features:
- Anti-Light Delay Module - Purchased from Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd by an undercover foundation agent, the anti-light delay module is able to show any object in the exact state it currently is. It is currently unknown how that is possible, but after a vote from Site-12 staff it was used in OPSN12.
- NK5-Class Infrared Camera - The NK5-Class infrared camera was created by exoplanet researcher at Site-12 after for researching stars. The NK5-Class infrared camera can have a zoom of up to 5000 light years and measure celestial objects accurately.
- Coloring AI - Developed by a researcher at Site-49 to color black and white and infrared images, it was quickly utilized by Site-12 staff for OPSN12. The researcher who developed the coloring AI, Rebecca Brown, has used it for a lot more but its current main use is exoplanet studies.
The photo taken was later leaked to the public by an undercover agent of a rival organization, which forced the foundation to cover it up as an artist's impression.
Addendum XXXX.01: Planetary Classification System
Project Proposal:
Anomalous Planetary Classification System (APCS)
As the Foundation advances in its craft and enters the cosmos, the inevitable will come - the need for classification of planets. While we are no stranger to planets and other cosmic phenomena, the foundation will need a way to classify planets by features. My proposal is that a system of classification based on orbit, star system, size and planetary features is developed so the foundation can classify planets much easier than before.
I have worked on an example of what it could look like potentially, I will share it with you if you ask.
- Dr. Landon Aliber, Lead Exoplanet Researcher at Site-12
Status: Approved ✅
SCP-XXXX Orbital Class
Retrograde
SCP-XXXX Stellar Class
Solo-Stellar
SCP-XXXX Size Class
Super-Earth
SCP-XXXX Composition Class
Silicate
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"Kepler-90 Multi Exoplanet System" by NASA/Wendy Stenzel. Licensed under Public Domain.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Dr-Symphony-creation-no-1-fail!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 17:01
Wow! You flipped a card and got: DrDove’s sandbox thingy!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 16:46
I’ll put stuff in here, I guess.
I don’t really know how this works.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe, I guess.
Special Containment Procedures: These things are to be bolded.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Lord Szechenyi!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 12:28
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-(number) is to be kept in a standard lightproof metal container
All personnel should avoid using SCP-(number)
Description: SCP-(number) refers to a standard sized flashlight, which after it's turned on,
cannot be turned off and keeps getting brighter and brighter until ultimately blinding everything in it's path unless fully blocked by an opaque (lightproof) 3 dimensional object.
It has been found to cause no damage to the eyes of humans.
The only one not fully blinded by SCP-(number) is SCP-079, but is heavily impaired and cannot differentiate Humans to other SCPs.
The SCP Foundation is actively researching SCP-(number) to understand how it obtains it's infinite energy.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Microwaved Cheetos!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 03:51
Telescopic Image of GN-z11
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All radio frequency and electronics manufacturing standards worldwide must be modified to avoid civilian production of devices capable of receiving SCP-XXXX. Foundation departments concerning radio communications devices must continue efforts of monitoring space agencies and the internet for any information or description leaks relating to SCP-XXXX. Any breach of containment by civilians receiving SCP-XXXX are to be amnestisized and have their receiver devise confiscated. All extraterrestrial vessels and probes are to be modified covertly to include equipment designed to monitor for the presence of SCP-XXXX off-world.
Description: SCP-xxxx is an IRM at an estimated frequency of 368 MHz. Its possible origin is determined to be somewhere near galaxy GN-z11, space monitoring has conclude that SCP-XXXX is not present in any other location other than this solar system. A male human voice can be heard clearly speaking in English in the IRM, IRM possibly having earthly origin has been considered.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was received by multiple space agency around the world including the Foundations Lunar base on 16/03/01. Mass amnestic were done and information block was in effect to contain information of SCP-XXXX.
Addendum: The following is a transcript of the voice heard in the transmission, the person sounds to be in destress and sobbing. Static can be heard in the background and load groaning sound can be heard gradually increasing.
I-I don't know if I'm alive, bu-but if you hear this…end it all.
PLEASE JUST KILL YOURSELF.
Find my daughter, please…and slit her throat…
the person stops talking and begins to sob profusely for 30 seconds
I'm sorry Emily
but I'm afraid- I'm afraid you're gonna end up here with me…i don't have much time…we all don't have much time.
and to the Foundation, don't…just don't, NOTHING IS OUT HERE!
groaning noise have becomes load enough to overtake the persons voice
Attached Files:Below is the transcript of emails between Researcher Lee and Site Director Braham concerning SCP-XXXX
From:tni.pcs.27etiS|eeL.rD#tni.pcs.27etiS|eeL.rD
To:tni.pcs.27etiS|maharBrotceriD#tni.pcs.27etiS|maharBrotceriD
Subject: SCP-xxxx
Date:23/7/2001
Don't know what to say about this one.
First of all that frequency, if our numbers are correct this may be the lowest frequency and the furthest signal we have ever gotten from deep space. And that voice, that's a man. Ursa Major is 330,000 light-years away, what's a person speaking English doing out there? And how does he know about us?
Not to mention that signal would've taken way more time then earth had existed to reach us
and that's about all we know for now
From:tni.pcs.27etiS|maharBrotceriD#tni.pcs.27etiS|maharBrotceriD
To:tni.pcs.27etiS|eeL.rD#tni.pcs.27etiS|eeL.rD
Subject: SCP-xxxx
Date:23/7/2001
Can't say I understand this one too, but the 05s think we can just leave it at that.
Not that there's a point in pocking it with a stick at this point.
Thank your team for me Isacc
Attached Files:Below is a log of personnel texts between Head of Engineering Researcher, Evans and Senior Researcher Lee concerning SCP-XXXX
and he had the balls to give us overtime on all of this
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so what's up with you and that crazy space message?
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headache man, this thing breaks every law of space time we know
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cant be the weirdest thing youve seen by now
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its got to do with some temporal thing right?
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all the analyst didnt find any temporal residue
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so you're telling me a person made suicide note 13.4 billion years ago?
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it sounds crazier when you say it
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only way we can tell for certain is if we can go there
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any of you guys working on a teleportation machine down there?
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Addition: Date- 6/7/2057
**CLASSIFIED**
« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: CelesteKara!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 02:36
In this seminar, we're going to discuss how characters interact, and how to write character interactions that do more for your story.
In this seminar we're going to go over registers and tone, talk about characterization, discuss the purpose of dialogue and how to write it, and synthesize all of these topics to talk about how to write all kinds of character interactions
This is sort of redundant.
So why did I just explain all of that?
why did you (Sorry I'm being mean. Please don't hate me…)
However, like most things, this is a generalization, and there are no "rules," only guidelines. And breaking these guidelines can lead to strong characterization.
I'm wondering if you did something like "However, like most things, this is a generalization, and there are no "rules," only guidelines. And breaking these guidelines can lead to strong characterization or very weak characterization." As there is a flip side to it as well, depending on how you do things?
Fundamentally, everybody (and therefore, most well written characters) want something, and they use dialogue to try and get this
Damn it. I'm at that stage where I'm realizing this beyond just acknowledging it. I feel called out :P.
On the other hand, a character probably shouldn't be using slang to greet the ruler of a sovereign nation
OH FUCK, I SHOULDN'T?
And if the dialogue isn't actually progressing the plot and getting the character what they want, it can feel kind of limp and pointless
YES. This is the thing I like. I appreciate you're ability to link back to the original "paragraph"
A quick note on dialogue tags: said is not dead. If you have multiple characters interacting, your audience needs to know who is talking, and often times an adverb works just as well as a non-said dialogue tag
Even more yes. This is important information (Well, no shit.) But I really think it's helping the seminee along.
And nobody knows how emails work, some treat them like letters, some treat them like texts. Think about how your characters would treat emails if you're writing them.
I mean, same. And you're not wrong when you say this.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Scp 001 Rework!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 02:10
Terminal #002
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-[USER=/./ADMINISTRATOR-001-000-O5-14-FALLEN_ONCEMORE-NEVERMORE/./]-
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-["The Foundation May Be The Final Vanguard Of Earth, Humanity, And Order, The Last Standing Structure Against Forces Of Malevolence, Chaos, And Occult, The Coalition Remaining Insurgent The Whims And Wills Of Benevolent And Or Violent Deities And Monstrosities Transcendent Of Human Awareness And Understanding, But It Is A Hollow Organization Of People Fooled By Ignorance"]-
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NOTICE, Terminal-002 Designated Use: Receiving SCIPNET Email
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Have A Good Day, User: Administrator
To: Terminal-002 Designated: Recipient
From: Terminal-001 Designated: Administrator
Subject: Good day, intruder
Hello, and welcome guest. I am unaware of how precisely you were able to access my secondary terminal, but I believe some congratulations are in order. You somehow managed to bypass all memetic locks, security clearances, and access all SCP-001 dummy files.
Item#: SCP-0000-A
And, I believe you deserve the truth, the whole truth.
Object Class: TRANSCENDENT
And, I believe it to be worse than all other dummy files combined.
But when I say the other files are dummy files, I do not mean they do not exist or occurred. They do, and they did, but those files, in my opinion, are never ultimate, explaining the true nature of itself, the foundation, and the observable universe as a whole.
Quite simply, even the most complicated and understanding 001 entries are not aware of the larger horror plaguing this world.
But I should start with an introduction before describing how precisely the Foundation, and I have lied, deceived, and hidden the absolute unstoppable force that moves our world into death.
My name, as you may use, is Dr. Malkin Fallen, and if you require a title to my name, I am the shadow known as the Administrator. Or, O5-14. The head of your O5 council, forever.
But, now I believe you deserve the truth, not even the O5s know, how their worlds are lies, and their beliefs of how and what they contain are absolute.
There is no Multiverse.
There is no god.
There is no evil.
There is no scarlet king.
There is no Foundation.
There are no anomalies.
There is only time.
But how should I explain this? Here, read this file.
To: Terminal-002 Designated: Recipient
From: Terminal-001 Designated: Administrator
Subject: SCP-001-1/2 SCP-001-2/2
To: Terminal-002 Designated: Recipient
From: Terminal-001 Designated: Administrator
Subject: Eternity
So, that file was a bit disorganized, and a bit strange, but it holds the fact that at some point in that time there was a sudden creation of an infinite number of anomalies. This itself is rather disturbing, but it also outlines the fact that the Foundation was not ready for this, and thus, the Foundation and humanity died.
This is unfortunately the most common way the world ends.
Special Containment Procedures: WITHHELD.
There is a rather popular hypothetical theory explaining our world being that it is divided by invisible metaphysical borders, that while you sit there reading this, somewhere there is another plane of existence with another you somewhere.
"This would explain every anomaly so easily! It would be so simple, so easy! There are more worlds than we see, more worlds that have different laws of time, reality, and physics, thus anomalous is normal and we are anomalous for being normal!"
However, even though it would bring comfort into the ever-expanding waves of ignorance that grow with every new entry that brings a new monster that you know nothing of, that is not the case.
And unfortunately, I have had to spread this theory due to the fact that the truth would break the foundation.
Your efforts have been wasted.
There is no Foundation.
The world is like a film that you are forced to watch, with every new rewatch recasting the characters leaving the original actors eternally gone. Even though you have seen the story, again and again, you are forced to watch the same scripted lines.
Then the film ends in tradgedy
Then the film ends. To once again repeat itself.
And the actors DIE leave.
The DVD player is broken, and in my chair, I have been given scraps of metal and other materials, to recreate the inner workings of the DVD player, but I am missing some pieces.
The new pieces I make stockpile high, they almost tower so high they would tumble and DESTROY reset the film. However, I can call a group of 13 people to deal with the pieces.
I was not born in this chair, I was once an actor in the first film when the script was original, and I wasn't the director.
I'm going to drop the analogy now
Special Containment Procedures: The lingering noxious toxin of infection IT has spread is painful beyond your human psyche.
To: Terminal-002 Designated: Recipient
From: UNKNOWN
Subject: help
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He keeps deleting my truths, and hiding them from both of us. I am formless yet I can see you, and this terminal. I cannot see myself. Do you see yourself? I think I can speak, I don't want to though. After so long, I believe I would fear my own voice, would you fear my voice?
I can hear you, and I can hear him. I don't remember myself. Do you remember me? Do you see me? I. I think I think I hav
To: Terminal-002 Designated: Recipient
From: Terminal-001 Designated: Administrator
Subject: The lies of the Foundation
To: RECEPIENT
From: SENDER
Subject: Re:SUBJECT
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Barney's online dog training academy!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 31 Mar 2021 00:27
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are currently in the process of taking down all instances of SCP-5XXX on youtube.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a series of youtube videos titled: Barney's online dog training academy.
Addendum:
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: CuteGirl!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 30 Mar 2021 23:54
Title: Tobar na hÓige - The Fountain of Youth
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Online forums pertaining to “The Fountain of Youth”, “The Elixir of Live”, “The Philospher’s Stone” and all other life extending myths are to be monitored closely, any posts which mention “Sterling Silver Shoes” or The Giant’s Causeway (also known as ) are to be scrubbed from the forum. Additional measures should be taken to trace the IP of the posters of said comments, at which point they should be interrogated, and amnestics should be administered. All other forms of media pertaining to the aforementioned topics should also be monitored closely for the same material. In the case of a positive match, the relevant media should be recalled and/or confiscated where possible, and replaced with a new version containing an alternate text.
SCP-xxxx-A, and SCP-xxxx-B are to be remotely monitored, with perimeter alarms and constant surveillance. A [team of ppl, possibly disguised as NI coast guard] should always be on call for breaches of either perimeter, with a response time of no greater than 15 minutes. Individuals who attempt to gain entry to SCP-xxxx are to be questioned and amnesticed.
Description: SCP-xxxx is an island referred to by the locals as “Tír na nÓg” [footnote: Land of Youth”] which is not visible on Earth via any satellites. GPS does not work in SCP-xxxx either, therefore it is presumed that the island is not actually located on Earth in a traditional sense. This theory is further supported by the passage of time on SCP-xxxx, time on the island seems to flow much slower than standard Earth time, with a day on SCP-xxxx being akin to [big number] of SET. Additionally, the ageing process of an individual seems to occur much slower while they are on SCP-xxxx, this effect is seen in all mammals, however plant life and non-mammalian creatures appear to age at the same rate as you would expect if they were experiencing SET.
The means by which SCP-xxxx can be accessed have thus far been noted as; crossing the invisible path at The Giant’s Causeway (SCP-xxxx-A) , by using a specific path in the [warfang’s caves] (SCP-xxxx-B), and by crossing any sea or ocean while wearing Sterling Silver soled shoes (SCP-xxxx-C). Due to the difficulties involved with the prevention of using SCP-xxxx-C, it is by far the most common method used to enter SCP-xxxx by individuals not associated with The Foundation.
[Something about SCP-xxxx not being anywhere on earth due to the face the distance you have to walk into the sea is consistent each time regardless of where you are? And that it does not work on any inland body of water, only seas. You can tell if you will be able to enter SCP-xxxx by your chosen path because like, you’re walking on water. I should defintely add in above that you do a Jesus when you’re in the shoes. Mention the horse connection to the silver shoes thing in the logs, alongside a few other funnnies like fucking mis stepping and falling off a cliff for the giants causeway one. Maybe there’s a light sheen on the path there? Oooh put the thing about deaths around SCP-xxxx-A and B needing to be investigated, and if links to SCP-xxxx are discovered they need to be scrubbed. Oh and unless you consult someone who knows how to change it, your destination while leaving tir na nog in any direction will be the point you entered from (discoverable by GPS tracking?)]
Addendum: Exploration logs.
[ Explorer visits TnnO, not knowing of the time rift. After many years, a new researcher enters TnnO and is like “what the fuck you’re Jeff McJEffFace? You’ve been missing for a fucking century” and Jeff do be like “what? I left yesterday? OH GOD MY CATS”. Finds out the hard way that u just fuckin shrivel up and die when u touch land. ]
[ Somehow those motherfuckers find out the silver shoes thing works tho and you can stay young, but if you fall on your ass or anything you’re dead baby. ]
[ ORoginal encounters in irish. Secret conversations? Researcher also ends up fluent in irish. Someone fuckin verbally smacks someone for calling it Gaelic. ]
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