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DATE: 30 May 2021 21:33

Head Researcher: Martin Shaw
Site Director: Area-611 - Martin Shaw
Assigned MTF: MTF-Eta-61 “Dragon Slayers”2

Clearance Level 1: Unrestricted

All containment and observation of SCP-XXXX is handled by Area-61 Personnel and any change to SCP-XXXX is to be reported to Dr. Martin Shaw and a team of MTF-Eta-61 is to be deployed.

You have been given this file because you are a member of general staff working at Area-61.

Please enter your SCP Foundation Credentials:

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DATE: 30 May 2021 18:45

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX Children Of The Abyss Project!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 30 May 2021 17:03
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URL-GOES-HERE

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 7900 must have shock collars as it WILL be necessary for anything and MUST dog muzzles on them as to protect any staff member but in case an attack by SCP 7900 takes place to any staff member, they would be terminated on sight even as soon as signs would start appearing. SCP-7900 must be fed regularly raw meat everyday as that way to protect the doctor who's training/teaching them and so SCP-7900 can learn about cooked meat over time.
Description: These SCP Children have wolf like features like ears,tails and feet of a wolf which two twins which one is a girl another is a boy have brown hair/fur, another boy has black hair/fur with bioluminescent blue tips, another girl
Has flame like colors and hair/ fur moves like flames and all the children are around 10-15 years of age even heights and weight match the age ranges.

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DATE: 30 May 2021 11:26
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Absent

Event Conclusion
Breach SCP-XXXX was found to be absent from its containment chamber. Site-32 was locked down and searched. XXXX was absent.
Information All files, Video logs and photos about SCP-XXXX were absent.
Description All memories of SCP-XXXX are absent. Class-Y Mnestics administered, nothing remains.
Recovery MTF operatives found SCP-XXXX to be absent from its recovery mission.
The Lead A retrospective look back at how SCP-XXXX's information was required

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DATE: 30 May 2021 05:50

Setting up a sandbox page to get familiar with the wiki formatting. Once I have some article drafts in mind I'll use this as a quick reference table of contents for myself; if this works like any other wiki I've been on before.
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DATE: 30 May 2021 04:10


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Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
HWMKAI Area-31 Zachariah C. Langly Emily Jones N/A

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the location of SCP-6780, containment is neither possible nor necessary. SCP-6780-1 is currently orbiting the planet of Neptune and has been documented to have traveled to the planets Uranus and Saturn. SCP-6780-1 has also been documented to have traveled to the dwarf planet Pluto but this is not confirmed, nor accepted as reliable evidence to SCP-6780's origins.

As of 09/12/1999, a constant line of communication is to remain open to SCP-6780-1, which further extends to SCP-6780, and the only personnel permitted to communicate with SCP-6780-1 are Director Langly and Project Head Emily Jones. All other personnel must receive a signed note from both Director Langly and Project Head Emily Jones respectively.

Description: SCP-6780-1 appears to be a satellite of alien origin, approximately 32 meters in length and 10 meters in width. The object roughly resembles that of a human-constructed satellite, although SCP-6780 denies the similarities of the design. In the center of SCP-6780-1, there is a central console, presumed to be the onboard emitting and receiving device, capable of releasing radio waves to contact foreign sentient life. Connected to the central device, are four triangular panels, although it has been confirmed by SCP-6780 that these are not solar panels, the entity cannot or will not explain further into the nature of its function.

As of 5/29/2021, there is no reliable evidence to suggest what SCP-6780's physical features appear as or the environment around it. The known description of SCP-6780 comes from itself, and the onboard emitter from SCP-6780-1 detailing itself in all known human languages, alongside 21,000 non-recognizable languages, that are constantly emitting from SCP-6780-1.

SCP-6780 is the creator of SCP-6780-1. Very little is currently known about SCP-6780 and its origins. Interviews indicate that SCP-6780 originates from another strain of reality, now referred to as the Astralis Strain. SCP-6780 has assigned itself a name, preferring to be designated as 'Michael' during further interviews. Generally, SCP-6780 will not respond if called SCP-6780, with the exception of Doctor Kalt. SCP-6780 has described its reason for coming to our reality, and has attempted to warn staff of a danger that has almost wiped out their own universe. Although SCP-6780 cannot or will not describe what this entity.Referred to as SCP-6780-2 by the Foundation and "Big Red" or "The Wall" by SCP-6780. does, and how it is destroying their strain of reality.

Discovery: SCP-6780-1 was first discovered December 15th, 1997 at the Mauna Kea Observatories, Hawaiʻi. The object was seen orbiting Neptune's moon Triton, traveling at approximately 32,186 kilometers-per-hour. Satellite dishes discovered a high-frequency signal emitting from SCP-6780-1, and the acting director Nalani Eden attempted communication with SCP-6780-1. This resulted in the first communication with SCP-6780, and foundation agents embedded within the University of Hawaii contacted local agents to interrogate and amnesticize the civilians involved following standard civilian contact protocol.

Below is an incomplete list of interviews with SCP-6780, for a complete list of discussions conducted with SCP-6780, refer to file Addendum-6780-1-A.

Addendum-6780-2: On 12/27/1997, Squad Triton-1 of Mobile Task Force Delta-4 ("Minutemen") was deployed to Hawai'i, U.S.A. per request by Operative Brecht, who had been stationed within the island of Maui and was contacted by Director Eden following the events of initial discovery. Below is the transcript of MTF Delta-4, and subsequent detaining and amnesticized of the civilians.


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DATE: 30 May 2021 01:39
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an 18 cm x 18 cm x 18 cm soundproof transparent cube at all times outside of experiments involving the entity. Alterations to the dimensions of the containment cell in cases of convenience or emergency are acceptable.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 which retain their human biological functions and general appearance are to be discharged after administration of Class B, or Class F amnestics depending on the severity of the changes caused by the anomaly. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 whos physiology were drastically altered are to be contained within a standard, steel, humanoid containment chamber for experimentation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Third Generation Charcoal - Amazon - Echo Dot smart speaker. It is capable of completing non-anomalous tasks such as playing music, and audio recordings, as well as relaying local weather broadcasts. This object's anomalous properties stem from the game Mad Libs49.

When asked to play, the word types requested by the entity are very repetitive, almost exclusively asking for verbs and adjectives. The grammatical regulations of the entity seem to be very strictly defined, in comparison to other identical appliances. Below is an experiment conducted between D-93629 and SCP-XXXX regarding valid linguistic inputs.

Foreword: Dr. ████ has provided D-93629 with a list of phrases to use in response to word type requests made by SCP-XXXX, as well as explanations for the responses relevance.


[Begin Log]

D-93629: What the hell is this?

(He says while looking down at the provided script)

Dr. ████: Please proceed by reading the first phrase out loud.

D-93629: Mmkay?

D-93629: Alexa, play Mad Libs.

(A dark gray ring surrounding the top of SCP-XXXX emits a blue/light blue gradient light)

SCP-XXXX: This is Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game. We'll fill in the blanks to make a story, hope you're ready. This Mad Lib has () words.

SCP-XXXX: First, give me a person in the room.

D-93629: Ok..? Esteban.

SCP-XXXX: That's the way.

SCP-XXXX: give me a part of the body.

Dr. ████: This is a rather unorthodox first request. Just respond with something menial and continue.

D-93629: Penis.

(He says nonchalantly whilst staring questioningly at the entity.)

SCP-XXXX: Keep it up.

Dr. ████: I advise you refrain from using responses involving major bodily functions unless instructed to do so by me, they could have dire effects on your physiology.

D-93629: Seriously? What's the hockey puck gonna do?

(He retorts, sarcastically.)

SCP-XXXX: Tell me an adjective.

Dr. ████: Please read from the response sheet provided.

(D-93629 stares blankly at the piece of paper in his hand)


Response Guide:


Upon fulfilling the word requests made by the entity, SCP-XXXX will re-read the crafted story aloud. Simultaneously, the words repeated by SCP-XXXX will begin to appear as changes on the games participants. Victims of SCP-XXXX, considered SCP-XXXX-1, who were still able to communicate following the events of the game, describe the physiological changes as "extraordinarily unbearable." Involuntary changes are also established in order to sustain the biologically demanding augmentations made by SCP-XXXX. Below is a continuation of the above experiment log, documenting the changes to D-93629's physiology.
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DATE: 30 May 2021 01:28

Special Containment Procedures: Currently SCP 0000 is contained in a 1058sf hangar located at Site 09. Personnel are instructed not to interact with SCP 0000 outside of testing conditions. Any personnel caught using SCP 0000 outside of testing conditions are to be reprimanded, with their instance(s) of SCP 0000-1 confiscated, and if need be, destroyed. Due to the nature of the instances of SCP 0000-1 currently dispensed further testing with SCP 0000 is irrelevant, as a direct result personnel are instructed not to interact with SCP 0000 under any circumstances.

Description: SCP 000 is the current designation for a standard 8ft by 8.5ft, 40 foot long red storage container. The container appears to be worn, with the paint having been peeled off in some places, but is otherwise structurally sound. The roof of the container bears the Oneiroi Collective logo, although it appears to have been crudely painted on. Outside of testing the container cannot be opened, nor can any recording devices function upon being placed inside of it.

On the right side of the shipping container is a queen-sized mattress, which rests on a metal bed-frame, which has been welded to the side of the container. Attached to the rear of the bed-frame are a series of electrode pads which are to be attached to the subject's head upon them laying in the bed.

If the subject sleeps in the bed without having first attached the electrodes, they will sleep for eight consecutive hours, and SCP 0000 will not display any other anomalous properties. If the subject sleeps in the bed after having attached the electrodes, upon entering R.E.M sleep the subject will immediately be presented with an Apple II computer sat upon a metal folding table.

The computer itself displays only one command the word "Request?" Upon entering their requested item, the subject will proceed to dream normally and will receive their item upon awakening. Items that would be typically be too massive to fit inside the container, such as cars or elephants are deposited next to the container instead. Following "The Clarkson Incident" the electrodes attached to SCP 0000 can no longer be used by personnel, so far no attempts have been made to either replace, or repair the damaged electrodes.

Discovery:

SCP 0000 was first brought to The Foundation's attention after anonymous individual left a pamphlet for the 'Irio-Neo Clinic' on the windshield of Dr. Clarkson's car. How the individual knew the location of Site 19 is currently unknown. The identity of the individual in question is also currently unknown, however following the 'Clarkson incident' its been theorized that the individual was a member of GOI-4185113 AKA The Oneiroi Collective.

Following the discovery of the pamphlet The Foundation investigated the listed location of the Irio-Neo clinic, and found a warehouse registered to an unknown LLC. Although the warehouse contained several wooden storage crates, it was determined by agents that the crates in question were empty. Further more the warehouse also contained several security cameras, however it was determined that the cameras were merely decorations. Following the recovery of SCP 0000, Foundation agents reported that the warehouse seemingly disappeared, leaving only an empty patch of land where it used to be.

Following the recovery of SCP 0000 testing commenced, overseen by Dr. Stanhope and Dir. Ellison

Following the last test Dr. Clarkson interviewed SCP 000-1. The log is transcribed below.

Following the interview Dr. Clarkson retreated to the break room wherein he took a nap lasting approximately three hours, upon waking he immediately attempted to destroy SCP 0000 by ripping out the electrodes attached to the bed. Dr. Clarkson was subsequently restrained by site security and questioned by Researcher Crane, the interview log can be found below.

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following text conversation between Dr. Gideon Stanhope and Dir. Lawrence Ellison is to be viewed by level three or above staff only.

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA


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DATE: 29 May 2021 23:29

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DATE: 29 May 2021 23:16
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969 must be kept in a 7m x 7m x 7m chamber with video surveillance at all time. No personnel is allowed to come at least 10 meters close to SCP-6969 chamber outside of it's weekly procedure. Security personnel must wear anti-memetic googles at all times when entering SCP-6969 room.

Two D-class personnel of same gender must be introduce to SCP-6969 once every two weeks and have their bodies removed once their die.

Description:

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