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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:59

Day One

So, I might be going crazy. Going? Gone? I don't know. But in case this is real, I figured I'd keep a record. Assuming this actually works.

From the start: I woke up, and everything seemed normal. I'm in my bedroom, there's light coming in through the window. Nothing was out of place, though the power was out. Clock was stopped on the wall. No big deal, it's daytime, just wait for it to come back. Maybe grab the candles when it gets dark, right?

I get dressed, grab my phone, which is dead, and open my door.

It's not my house. It's not even a house. It opens onto a fucking *cliff*. I almost walked off the edge before I noticed.

So, we're already onto something weird as hell.

The cliff is just red-brown… rock. Stuff. I'm not a geologist. The door is set right in it.

The cliff's looking over a seaside. I can see houses near the beach down below. They look abandoned. The roofs are all wood and tile, but I can see holes it them. There's one that has a palm tree growing out of it.

Anyway, that's down the cliff. The door actually opens onto a narrow ledge, which winds up and down.

This is probably just a weird, like, dream, or hallucination. I'm writing this down so I can have a laugh about it later. Right. Right.

—-

Fuck. Okay. Okay. Fuck.

Okay, the cliff wasn't going away and the power wasn't coming back, so I decided to go for a short walk. Just to get my bearings, and hope I'm not actually walking in the middle of traffic during my hallucination.

I walked down the cliffside path a bit. Just to the nearest switchback. It was a bit dizzying. The path is pretty narrow, and it's a long drop down from my door. But I made it.

I get to the curve, and there's a dead man at the far side. He was wearing the remains of an old-timey pirate outfit. I could see his spine exposed where the cloth had worn away.

Then he stood up, shambled over, and stabbed me with a sword.

I felt it. White hot pain, the sword sliding over and through my guts, and then a coldness. I collapsed as it raised the sword again. There was an impact, and I lost consciousness.

And then I woke up in my bed again. I sat gasping and sobbing, my heart racing a mile-a-minute.

I was sure I'd just woken up from a particularly bad dream. I took a drink of water form the bottle by my bed, frowned at the lights still being out, and walked to the door. And saw the cliff again.

I stood for a minute, then slammed the door, turned around, and jumped back into bed. I was not ready for this to be real. I'm still not.

I eventually needed to piss, so I got up, used the bathroom, and checked the door again. Still cliff.

I went to my desk and sat down to think. It didn't seem to help. Thinking wasn't making the cliff go away.

I'm going to try the path again. Try going up this time. Wish me luck.


There were no dead pirates going uphill, but I found my way blocked by a short town tower with a locked, rusty gate. The tower looked like it might fall over at any moment.

I tried forcing the gate, but even though it looks like more rust than metal, the bars are thick and solid. I might have more luck on the lock if I had a crowbar, but I seem to be fresh out.

The side facing away from the cliff had much of its facade broken off. It looked like it might just be climbable. I decided to give climbing it a go.

I got almost halfway to the other side when the stones under my hand gave way, and I plunged down the side of the cliff. There was a moment of terrifying freefall, then I felt myself slam into the cliff face twice, which, thankfully, did it for me.

And then I woke up again. Guess what! Still cliff! Fuck! I'm going to sleep. Maybe I'll actually wake up this time.

Day 2

Okay, still cliff. Still tower, and, if I look carefully without getting close, still dead pirate.

I can't stay here forever. The water still works in my sink, but my food supply consists of a box of energy bars and a poptart. Well, two pop tarts, one bag. That's not going to last me for terribly long.

I really don't want to try climbing on the tower again. I'm also kind of afraid of it falling down on me. I assume I'd just wake up here again, but still, no thanks.

So that leaves pirate. I could try running past him, but I don't want him chasing me down a crumbly, mountain path. That just seems unsafe. So I've got to take him out somehow. I don't have much in the way of weaponry, but I figure if I break my chair, one of the legs will at least make an okayish club. Not the best club, or even a particularly good one, but okayish. I hope. And hey, I'll have three more. Anyway, we'll see how it goes.


Well, the pirate's dead…er. But I'm kinda fucked up. I missed him the first time, and he got me across the ribs. But I hit him a couple times after that, and he went down. And I kept hitting him, until he fell apart. And then I took his rusty old sword and kicked him off the cliff, because fuck him. I'm not feeling so great, though. I stopped bleeding, so that's good. I had to use a shirt as a sort of makeshift bandage, but it seemed to have worked okay. But man, that sucked. Gonna go see what's after Scurvy Pete.


…Two more undead pirates. Who fucking killed me again. That's what was around the bend.

What the fucking shit is this place? Am I dead? Is this hell? Fuck this.

Anyway, some new things. When I woke up, the cut across my ribs was gone. Not healed, just gone. The shirt was still cut up and wrapped around me, though. And the pirate sword was leaning on the wall next to my bed.

So, this is no longer cool or weird or interesting, it's just fucked up. And you know, I only have the one door leading out. But I have a window. It can't be in the cliff, because it's on the other side of the room, and there's light coming down. The problem is that I've got vaulted ceilings and it's like twelve feet up. It would be really nice if I had a ladder on hand. But I can still do this. I just need to do a bit of stacking.


Well, that sucked. Not stabbed by a pirate sucked, but still, not great. I don't have a shit ton of furniture, but I was able to put my desk on my bed, my shelf on my desk, and my chair on my shelf, and I climbed all the way up. I just got a glimpse outside when the bedframe broke and I fell down. I felt my head hit the ground, there was a wrenching feeling in my neck, and then I woke up tucked into the remains of my bed. Under the desk.

The bedframe is a loss, so I'll just be using the mattress on the floor for the time being. A leg broke on the desk, but I've got it propped up with some books. The shelf is a complete loss, though. It just folded up and broke when it hit the ground.

It puts an end to reaching the window, at least for the moment. But I'm not giving up. I just need to get something sturdier. Ideally, I can find a ladder or something and bring that back here. The town ought to have something that could work. I just need to get past Scurvy Pete and his friends…

I need to get better with this sword. They're not that fast. They don't seem to be able to see terribly well. I think if I can get just a bit faster and focus a bit better, I can do it. But man, this is gonna suck.

I'll update my progress when I get back.


Yep, it sucked. But I managed to kill Scurvy Pete three times and once got one of the next two. On the other hand, I got killed five times. That puts me up to nine deaths, if you haven't done the math. I think I'm going to start keeping track.

Still, Scurvy Pete didn't even hit me the last time, and I think I'm on my way to getting the other two. I'm going to call it a day, though, as I'm getting really tired of getting cut, stabbed, skewered and beheaded.

Current deaths: Nine.
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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:50

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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:34

6███-5.documental.02/25/

SCP-6███-5-#### instances
SCP-6███-5-1 Pipe Organ Contained
SCP-6███-5-2 Sheng / 笙 Contained
SCP-6███-5-3 Bagpipes Contained
SCP-6███-5-4 Triangle Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-5 Grand Piano Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-6 Harpsicord Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-7 Calliope Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-8 Trumpet Contained
SCP-6███-5-9 Saxophone Contained
SCP-6███-5-10 Bongo Drums Neutralized
SCP-6███-5-11 Harp Contained
SCP-6███-5-12 Bongo Drums Contained
SCP-6███-5-13 Cow Bell [EXPUNGED]
SCP-6███-5-14 Flute Contained
SCP-6███-5-15 Recorder Contained
SCP-6███-5-16 Ocarina Contained
SCP-6███-5-17
SCP-6███-5-18
SCP-6███-5-19
SCP-6███-5-20
SCP-6███-5-21
SCP-6███-5-22
SCP-6███-5-23
SCP-6███-5-24
SCP-6███-5-25
SCP-6███-5-26
SCP-6███-5-27
SCP-6███-5-28
SCP-6███-5-29
SCP-6███-5-30
SCP-6███-5-31
SCP-6███-5-32
SCP-6███-5-33
SCP-6███-5-34

Currently, there is reason to believe that there will be more than this amount. Further restrictions are advised.

Addendum 001: SCP-6███-1 has "written" a "song", currently, it is being analyzed. However, due to our systems, rewriting this song to be compatible is ongoing. Dr. Mu has developed the following method. The "song's" name is "Evil Klown", the time signature is unknown.


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there was a clown that was so evil that he killed everyone even his girlfriend for she was not pure of heart like he said he was

SCP-XXXX-6


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DATE: 28 May 2021 16:24
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Threat Level: White



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SCP-XXXX in its inactive state.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a Class-2 standard anomalous containment locker, connected to a power supply with 2 backup generators when not being utilized.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a flashlight whose construction has been traced to England circa World War 1. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties present themselves when it is separated from an electric current. When this occurs, SCP-XXXX emits a cone-shaped area of anomalous effect that originates from the glass dome located on the front of the flashlight. Anything that this cone contacts becomes visually perceptible to any entity observing the affected space. Additionally, text that is contacted by the effect can be understood regardless of grammatical errors, language barriers, or redacted information [See Testing Log].


Testing Log:

Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: SCP-280

Team Lead: Site Director Matthew Hickens

Team Members: Dr. ██████, Dr. ███, Dr. █████, and Dr. ███

Results: Upon SCP-XXXX's activation, SCP-280 exposed its eyes and proceeded to squint at the item, then at the staff member holding it. SCP-280 then stared at the staff member and emitted a noise that was described by researchers as "Snarling, purring, screaming, laughing, and crying all in the same sound".

Post Test: Researchers advised the staff member to activate a personal handheld flashlight before exiting the containment chamber. SCP-280 then produced a cloud of an unidentified, pollen-like substance at the same moment the personal flashlight was activated. The beam of light emitted by the personal flashlight then crossed the beam emitted by SCP-XXXX. The point at which the streams intersected then ignited, resulting in an explosion that killed the staff member and allowed for SCP-280 to breach containment.

Researchers Note: From now on, testing of SCP-XXXX will be conducted by D-Class and supervised by a team of 3 researchers.


Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: Not a Sphere

Team Lead: O5-█, and O5-██

Team Members: Site Director Aaron Chandler, and Site Director Katherine Kelly.

Results: [REDACTED]

Post Test: [REDACTED]

Directors Note: Wow… That was a mistake.


Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: SCP-447 Documentation

Team Lead: O5-█, and O5-█

Team Members: Site Director Marston Dunstock, Dr. █████, Dr. ███████, and Dr. ████

Results: All redacted information included in SCP-447's document became visually perceptible to researchers and the company in attendance.

Post Test: Following an order by O5-█ and O5-█, all personnel below O5 clearance involved in the test were given Class-C amnestics, debriefed, given Class-B amnestics, quarantined for 42 days, administered Class-A amnestics, and were then reintroduced to the work environment.

Administrative Note: This test was authorized by O5-█, O5-█, O5-█, O5-█, and O5-█.


Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: [REDACTED]

Team Lead: Aaron Maksur, Administrator and The Ethics Committee.

Team Members: O5-1, O5-2, O5-3, O5-4, O5-5, O5-6, O5-7, O5-8, O5-9, O5-10, O5-11, O5-12, and O5-13.

Results: [REDACTED]

Post Test: [REDACTED]

Note: [REDACTED]


Item: SCP-XXXX

Subject: One (1) SCP-248 instance, and SCP-682.

Team Lead: O5-█, Site Director Alexander Sawyer, and Dr. Bright

Team Members: Dr. █████, Dr. █████, Dr. ███, D-389213, and D-381843

Results: When Exposed to SCP-XXXX's enhanced anomalous effects, SCP-682 squinted, sneered, and said, "What exactly are you hoping to glean from doing this?" After █ minutes, SCP-682 began to "unfold", roaring as it did so. The resulting containment chamber appeared to be the bedroom of [REDACTED] in a castle. The architecture of the room led researchers to believe that the castle was located in █████, █████████, during ██████ ███ █████. [REDACTED] then gave birth to SCP-682, who proceeded to tear her apart before leaping into the arms of [REDACTED].

Post Test: After ██ ████ ██████, the instance of SCP-248 which was applied to SCP-XXXX fell off, and SCP-682 began to reform. At this, Dr. Bright pushes D-389213 into the testing chamber, yelling, "CALM DOWN YOU OVERGROWN SLIMY NEWT!!". Dr. Bright was reprimanded following the test. Multiple SCP-XXXX-1 instances then materialize and attempt to expose themselves to SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect. SCP-682 finalized reformation and proceeds to eat the entities before regurgitating them and remarking, "What are these things?!? They taste like [REDACTED]!" The testing chamber was then flooded with SCP-████ by-product and SCP-XXXX was temporarily deactivated to cease the materialization of SCP-XXXX-1 instances and was returned to propper containment.

Dr. Bright's Note: My only regret is not coating D-389213 in peanut butter before pushing him into the testing chamber.

I think it would be an understatement to say that we underestimated SCP-XXXX's capabilities. Application of SCP-248 to SCP-XXXX appears to facilitate an effect that shows the origin of an object. Since this test has only been attempted once, I cannot say for certain what exactly is going on here, but moving forward, we should find a way to start duplicating SCP-248. I don't want to support The Factory, but the combination of SCP-XXXX and SCP-248 seems to be very effective for the purposes of research and we should consider buying more SCP-248 instances from The Factory.

████ ███████, O5-9.

Addendum: After approximately ██ hours in its activated state, [REDACTED]. These entities, SCP-XXXX-1, are hostile and will [REDACTED]. They appear to be drawn to the anomalous effect emitted by SCP-XXXX. Upon making contact with the cone, the entities [REDACTED]. The mutated entities can be terminated [REDACTED].


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DATE: 28 May 2021 15:29
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SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX needs to be kept inside an electronic locker on site Site-64.
All attempts of engaging in a conversation with the SCP is to be avoided and ignored,
unless it is for research purposes.
SCP-XXXX has to be kept away from small children trying to engage in a conversation with the SCP.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a vintage looking television made by the company "Philco" in the 1970's.
The television set does not need power to turn itself on and usually turns on when a Child is near.
A figure ranging from characters can appear and will lure a child effectively into doing a dangerous stunt often leading to death.

It also attempts luring older people which is often unsuccessful.
SCP-XXXX is able to transform into a dead relative, it is unknown as of yet how SCP-XXXX is able to do this with no other information apart from the dead relatives name.

SCP-XXXX's most often transforms to a Spanish matodor, a cowboy,and a dancer.
The anomaly is unwilling to talk to most people unless it gets bored,it will then attempt to engage in a conversation with someone which is to be ignored,
unless it is for research purposes.

Addendum: On November 6th 2017 in ████████ Oregon, USA, a farmer's son was found dead, killed by the family's bull they just recieved.

What makes this accident interesting is the television on the field which was turned on without any cable connecting it to a power source,
It also had a loop of a matador laughing over and over.
Once the police arrived it confessed to what it did but was still amused by it.

The SCP personnel have retrieved the SCP-XXXX and brought it to Site-64
where it was interviewed by Dr.████████ ████
The following is an interview log from that day.

Addendum:SCP-XXXX is capable of taking a different form like a Matador,Dancer and a Cowboy,
He can change into other people as wwell on command.

The following is a test conducted by Dr.████████████

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DATE: 28 May 2021 15:11

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DATE: 28 May 2021 10:44

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Item #: SCP-5XXX

Object Class: Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: Current methods of containment are impossible due to SCP 5XXX's current orbit and it's anomalous means of changing it. However special procedure Sigma Delta 5 has been put in effect to minimize the damage of the 5XXX's anomalous effects. Due to it's current orbit it's impossible to contain since according to radar and telescope imaging it has been observed to change it's orbit with anomalous means to match an orbit of the closest manned spacecraft in Earths orbit, the special containment procedure has been devised where the closest spacecraft of the SCP 5XXX is instructed to cover all the windows of the spacecraft according to the special procedure Sigma Delta 5

Description: The anomaly was first spotted on telescopes on earth back in the early 2010s, after the incident that happened on January 15th 2010 on the International Space Station that led to the death of Lt. Mitchell the Foundation took interest towards SCP 5XXX. This entity appears to be a Soviet space suit with some survivors reporting it having a human inside it visible trough the visor but the origin of the human inside the suit or it's nature is currently unknown. Photographic observations of SCP 5XXX have shown that the entity consists of a Pre Yuri Gagarin era Soviet cosmonaut space suit, leading credence to the theory that SCP 5XXX might be connected to lost soviet cosmonauts that perished in space before Gagarin's first manned flight in space, however this hypothesis remains unproven until further tests are conducted. The appearance of SCP 5XXX and it's anomalous properties have made the Foundation to coin the title "body snatching cosmonaut" to it.
SCP 5XXX anomalous properties manifest when a lone subject engages an eye contact with the entity. Anomalous effects manifest when making an eye contact with SCP 5XXX and the victim begins to hallucinate and feel the effects of decompression and extreme cold, however the temperature inside the module the victim is in doesn't change according to temperature sensors inside the spacecraft. Video observance of SPC 5XXX will not manifest it's anomalous effects unless viewed alone, thus it is mandated by the Foundation that all tests and observation of SCP 5XXX is carried out with atleast two people simultaneously in the same room. After approximately a minute of exposure with the entity which seems to match it's orbital velocity with the spacecraft on the duration of the contact the subject will disappear without a trace, however some survivors of the SCP 5XXX incidents have reported seeing other test subjects faces behind the visor when other person has entered the module where subject was in during the anomalous effects which seize if someone else enters the module and the anomaly resumes it's orbit around the Earth.

Addendum: The Special protocol Sigma Delta 5 was devised by Dr. Cossack after his exposure to the SCP 5XXX via 3rd party observation and his post has been changed to International Space Station to continue monitoring the development of the situation

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DATE: 28 May 2021 08:24
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SCP-XXXX before being contained.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 60² meter standard containment cell, due to recent incidents SCP-XXXX is not to be connected to any water connections, SCP-XXXX is to be researched by only by female researchers due to its anomalous properties.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a fire hydrant which to any male humanoids can bust the fuckin' balls in a 60 meter radius. SCP-XXXX when connected to any source of any liquid, it will 'bust' any persons head open when someone is in a 2 meter radius to it, the corpse of this individual is to be reffered as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be incinerated in the interval of 10 minutes. If this protocol is not continued SCP-XXXX-1 is going to transfer into a copy of SCP-XXXX. Recent incident has resulted in a copy of SCP-XXXX, now reffered as SCP-XXXX-A.

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SCP-XXXX-A

Discovery: SCP-XXXX has been discovered near 6 unconcious men in United Kingdom, London. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have been incinerated as protocol follows. Luckily the team which has been responsible for the containment have been all female (bleugh!).

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DATE: 28 May 2021 06:26

Special Containment Procedures: Currently all instances of SCP 0000-1 are to contained at site 09 in standard 8 by 8.5 foot shipping containers. Personnel are to periodically inspect instances of SCP 0000-1 as to ensure that a second 'Quack Quack' incident doesn't occur. Personnel are to be encouraged to offload instances of SCP 0000 to

  • Personnel stationed at other sites.
  • Friends and/or family.
  • Rubber duck collectors.
  • Toy stores.
  • Roadside souvenir shops.

Non-monetary rewards ranging from boxes of Spider-man themed Band-Aid brand adhesive bandages, to gift certificates to Applebee's restaurants are to be given to personnel who successfully offload fifty or more instances of SCP 0000-1.

Description: SCP 0000-1 is the current designation for approximately 400,234,990,82 non-anomalous rubber ducks which were created by SCP 0000 during the 'Quack Quack' incident in which SCP 0000 self-replicated to the degree that Site 09 as well as the neighboring county of [REDACTED] had to be evacuated due to what personnel describe as a "Metric duck-ton of those things".

SCP 0000 appears to be a regular rubber duck, save for the 'Elvis' glasses on its face.

Currently the location of SCP 0000's remains are unknown, although personnel believe that it has been buried under instances of SCP 0000-1, misplaced or deliberately stolen by a personnel member, or inadvertently offloaded with instances of SCP 0000-1.

Below are the interview logs pertaining to SCP 0000, as well as logs pertaining to the 'Quack Quack' incident.

[[collapsible show="+ Interview Log 2" hide="- Close"]]

Interviewer: Dr. Gideon Stanhope.

Interviewee: Agent Kessler.

Begin Log.

Dr. Stanhope: "When exactly did you start noticing the ducks?"

Agent Kessler: "What ducks?"

Dr. Stanhope: "The self-replicating rubber ducks, when did you start noticing them?"

Agent Kessler: "Oh those, uh. Hmm? I don't know. Last week."

Dr. Stanhope: "Can you be more specific?"

Agent Kessler: "Uh, no. Sorry."

Dr. Stanhope: "Alright then, can you tell me where you first saw the ducks?"

Agent Kessler: "In the bath?"

Dr. Stanhope: "Pardon?"

Agent Kessler: "When I was a kid I didn't want to take a bath, so my mom bought me a rubber ducky so that I could."

Dr. Stanhope: "No, I meant when did you start seeing the ducks around the site?"

Agent Kessler: "In the bath."

Dr. Stanhope: "I, what?"

Agent Kessler: "I got bored and used Ellison's Jacuzzi."

Dr. Stanhope: "You what!? You do realize that you could get into serious trouble for that right!?"

Agent Kessler: "Uh, yeah, well Ellison caught me and called me a 'pus-drenched donut hole spat out by a barely literate deranged Trekkie' whatever that means."

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DATE: 28 May 2021 02:12

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Description: This is an area of 600 kilometers2 made out of every kind of desserts, from different countries and cultures possibles, going from liquid pudding, for some unknown reason it isn't moving from a micro millimeter, cookies to pastries (ex. doughnuts, chocolate-filled croissant, cinnamon rolls, etc.) and for some unknown reasons, there isn't anything that is cakes and cupcakes. The food doesn't seem to ever expire, however, it seems that in some cases the food tastes like sand. For now, it has been a 50/50.

The liquid pudding is shallow except for one area that is 5km deep.

Containment Procedure:

Experiment log to be added.