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DATE: 27 May 2021 09:15
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #03/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 03/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept in a standart class 3 item containment locker in site-16. It is to be constantly guarded by at least 2 members of MTF Theta-4 ("Gardeners") and access is only to be given to personel with security clearance level 03-XXXX and above. In case of an containment breach in site-16, SCP-XXXX-A is to be protected by at least 4 members of MTF Theta-4. When transported, SCP-XXXX-A is to be protected by at least three members of MTF Theta-4 ("Gardeners") and any intruders or personnel that try to get unauthorised access to SCP-XXXX-A are to be interviewd and possible connections to groups of intrest are to be investigated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of three books that all posess reality bending abitlities. SCP-XXXX-A is wooden covered and the letters "PGP" are engraved on it. It measures 30 cm x 7,5 cm, but its thickness anomalously changes. The letters and the text in the book change depending on the native language of the reader of the book and individuals near SCP-XXXX-A often express a feeling of age coming from the book.
When opening the book, the reader, further referred to as SCP-XXXX-A-Ω will feel euphoria for a moment.The strength of this feeling depends on how much SCP-XXXX-A-Ω knows about nature/how strong his "bond with nature" is. After about 0.5 seconds, roots will start growing from the book arround the hands of SCP-XXXX-A-Ω, completly covering them like gloves. These "gloves" could not be damaged in any way so far, but closing the book or killing SCP-XXXX-A-Ω will cause them to spread back and the book will close itself.
When the book is opened, an empty table of contents appears with the statement "ask me anything".As most text in the book this title changes to the readers native language, and individuals looking at the page will only see the text in SCP-XXXX-A-Ωs language. However, when SCP-XXXX-A-Ω is starting to think of a plant while the page is opened, an entry will appear on the table of contents with a number next to it, but when opening the book at a random page, it will be the page from the table of contents. If SCP-XXXX-A-Ω does not think of a plant and opens the book at annother page anyways, the plant that appears is random and most of the time something the reader likes or needs.
All Pages of SCP-XXXX-A follow a template with a picture of the plant on the top right side, an exact description of the plant bellow and a phrase that fills out the space that is left. The picture can change to a memory of the plant, if SCP-XXXX-A-Ω has ever looked at the plant for more than five minutes. The detail of the picture will increase with the time the reader looked at the plant, to a caption of a picture that looks like a real plant at one hour. However, when the phrase in the top right side of the page is read out loud by SCP-XXXX-A-Ω, the pictured plant will start to spread on a location the reader wants it to.
SCP-XXXX-A is only one of a collection of books, designated SCP-XXXX-A trough -C. The Foundation is aware of two other books, but only SCP-XXXX-B has ever been seen in nature. SCP-XXXX-B is a book with a metallic cover that is decorated with gold plates and a big copper gear in the center of the cover. It has the same effects as
SCP-XXXX-A, but instead of plants it is believed to be able to produce any machine from metall and machine parts.
Instead of pictures of plants, there are blueprints on the pages, but they can also only be "assembled" with a phrase.
SCP-XXXX is believed to be a powerful weapon and a anomaly that a lot of groups of intrest want to posess. How many groups of intrest are intrested is unknown, but one of the is the church of the broken god.
Discovery SCP-XXXX-A was found in a flower shop in ██████████, France, after the owner of the shop advertised his shop with his ability to grow plants with magic. For investigation, two agents were sent to the shop and caught the owner growing plants in the backroom of his shop, using the book. After minor resistamce by the owner, he and the book were taken to site Lamedh for questioning. A full log of the interview is provided in Interview log
I-XXXX-1.
I-XXXX-1:
Interviewed: Mr. Green, the owner of the shop
Interviewer: Agent Fuller
Foreword: This log is a translation of the original interview which was held in french, due to Mr. Green not beeing able to speak english fluently.
[BEGIN LOG]
Agent Fuller Hello Mr. Green. I'm agent Fuller and I work for a subdivision of the DGSE1 that deals with annormal phenomena. Today I will be asking you some questions regarding your flowershop and the plants you're growing in it.
Mr. Green I want to talk to my lawyer.
Agent Fuller As you're not held responsible for any crime, at least not yet, you wont need a lawyer. Now, please answer my questions correctly.
Mr. Green If im not held responsible for a crime, why am I beeing recorded?
Agent Fuller Mr. Green, what do you know about the book?
Mr. Green Why. Is. This. Beeing. Recorded.
Agent Fuller Answer my questions and i might consider responding to yours.
Mr. Green I am not playing your games, you can't hold me here forever.
Agent Fuller I can hold you here for longer than you might like. Now, what do you know about the bo-
Agent Fuller is interrupted by a phonecall. He looks at the screen and comes to the conclusion that he should answer it
Agent Fuller One moment
Mr. Green snorts, but does not say anything
Agent Fuller Martin, please keep it short. pause you found what? pause Okay, thanks for telling me, that really helps. Can you get me some samples? Thanks, bye for now.
Agent Fuller ends the call and starts smiling
Agent Fuller It seems not all the plants your growing in your shop are as harmless as the plants in your front rome
Mr. Green turns pale and gets more uncomfortable
Agent Fuller My partner, Martin, just found 20 cannabis plants in your closet, all perfectly grown, but without any professional equipment that would be needed to get such results. Now Green, i want you to tell me everything you know about the book and how you got it. Otherwise, i'll have to give a little hint to your local police.
Mr. Green P-Please dont do that. I would never recover from the scandal,
Agent Fuller Tell me about the book.
Mr. Green You wont believe me anyway
Agent Fuller Mr. Green. Your book and other items with powers like it are my daily bread. I have seen more weird stuff than you could ever even immagine. Now please, tell me what you know about the book.
Mr. Green Well, if you open it… it grows these roots arround your hands, they are a bit like gloves. However, if you close the book, they will grow back, but i didnt find annother way to get rid of them.
Agent Fuller What are the contents of the book?
Mr. Green On the first page, there is an empty table of contents. When i first opened the book, I thought that the cover looked like the wood of a birch tree, and suddenly an entry for "betula" appeared, it also had a number next to it, but i dont remember which one it was. I opened the book at the mid, because i expected the page number from the table of contents to be there. I was really surprised, when i actually opened the book at the exact page for bet- I mean birch trees.
Agent Fuller Didn't you think that it is a bit weird when books grow roots arround your hands and tables of contents fill themselves?
Mr. Green Reading in the book was kind of like a rush, just like if you had just taken… Well it was something that took your full attention. I had sidethoughts yes, but i didn't really care about them after that. The first time i really realized what had happened was after i closed the book.
Agent Fuller How do you use the book?
Mr. Green On every page, theres a phrase above the description of the plant, When you read that phrase out loud, the plant will grow arround you.
Agent Fuller Can you control where the plants grow or in what quantity they grow?
Mr. Green i can control where it grows, but i can't exactly control how many plants grow.
Agent Fuller Are the plants normal? I mean, do they need water?
Mr. Green Yes, but i think they are perfect, as you said, the cannabis is in a perfect condition.
Agent Fuller How did you come into posession of the book?
Mr. Green One day, Someone came into my shop. That someone was a black-haired woman, I remember he face by every detail. She had a bag with her and I think there were three books in it, one of it is the one we are talking about. She was in the shop for about 30 minutes, but she only stared at the lavender, as if she had never seen it before. After that, she took out the book and opened a page in it, i think it was one of the first ones. I was about to offer her my help, but she suddenly got a call and, after heavily cursing, she ran off, dropping the book behind her. On the doorstep she noticed it was missing and looked back, but then heard something and ran away.
Agent Fuller Could you make a phantom picture of that woman?
Mr. Green I think so, yes.
Agent Fuller Ok, you will now be asked to make some medical checks with Dr. Alarie and then you will create a phantom picture with Dr, Abrok
Mr. Green What about my drugs?
Agent Fuller You will burn them. After that you will never even think about it again
[END LOG]
Note: Subject was very cooperative at the end of the interview, maybe a bit too cooperative. The medical check did not bring information other than that Mr. Green is a healthy man. However, the phantom picture he created looks a lot like Saint Hedwig. In case of her return, we deployed an observation team to observate his shop. Mr. Green was treated with class A amnestics and was brought back to his shop under the coverstorry of him beeing interrogated by the local police because of suspicion of him beeing involved in the local drug business
OBSERVATION LOG
DATE: 02/09/████ (2nd September [REDACTED])
NOTE: For Observation, three cameras and 8 microphones were installed in the shop as following
| Device | hidden in/on |
|---|---|
| camera 1 | hidden in the computer of the owner, standing next to the cashregister |
| camera 2 | hidden in a folder labled "20██" in the back room of the shop |
| camera 3 | hidden in the ceiling ventilator, pointing at the door (can rotate) |
| microphone 1 | hidden in the same place as camera 1 |
| microphone 2 | hidden in the back room of the shop |
| microphone 3 | hidden in the bed room of the owner |
| microphone 4 | hidden in the closet |
| microphone 5 | hidden in the kitchen of the owner |
| microphone 6 | hidden in the owners cellphone |
| microphone 7 | hidden in the owners private computer, together with a desktop recorder |
| microphone 8 | hidden in the backyard of the shop |
[BEGIN LOG]
02/09/████ Observation of the flowershop beginns, the observation team consists of three junior researchers who almost caused the death of a d-class by beeing unconcentrated. This is a disciplinaric action.
Hey, it wasnt out vault, the dumb d-class took the chainsaw with their own hands, we didnt gave it to her
09/09/████ [Commentary about date expunged] Its a one-in-a-year-thingy, come on
12/09/████ The owner goes shopping for about two hours and returns with two shopping bags and a bag from a fast-food restaurant Were very hungry too, the food for observation teams isnt that good!
17/09/████ Saint Hedwig is seen driving arround and stopping for a moment before the store
Finnaly something happens, its way too boring here
The observation team requests better observation equipment as "it is more likely that she comes back now"
The Request is accepted and the observation team is equiped with a bee-like robot with a camera
Finnaly something to play with…
18/09/████: Saint Hedwig returns and causes incident-1. See incident log I-XXXX-1
Observation canceled, object terminated.
[END LOG]
+++++Incident Log I-XXXX-1
Note: this is a transcript of the video footage recorded by the observation systems. In the document, swiches between cameras are marked with a ->
[BEGIN LOG]
-> camera 3
00:00 Saint Hedwig enters the shop trough the front door
00:03 Theres annother customer in the shop, but hes about to pay for a bouquet of roses
00:17 The other customer leaves the shop and as he opens the door, something that looks like a bee flies into the shop. Mr. Green asks Saint Hedwig how he can help her
00:23 Saint Hedwig looks at the owner for a moment and then takes out SCP-XXXX-B, opens it at one of the last pages and reads a phrase out loud. The phrase reads: my arms of steel will make you kneel.
00:35 After Hedwig finishes, robotic arms emerge from the computer and the cash register and grab Mr. Green at the neck.
the contact to camera 1 and microphone 1 is lost
00:41 On Saint Hedwigs command, the robotic arms drag Mr. Green into the back room and drop him at the center. After that, they hold the door open for Hedwig to enter and then close it and grow back in the cash register and the computer.
the connection to camera 1 and microphone 1 is reestablished
01:01 camera 3 -> bee
01:03 Mr. Green, who did not say anything until now, screams at Hedwig to let him go.
01:07 Saint Hedwig produces a flame in her hand and tells Mr. Green to "shut up or i will shut you up"
01:13 Mr. Green is silent and Hedwig opens the book once again, bringing up a page that can be seen by the camera now. The picture on the page looks like a chair with 5 arms attached, every arm ending in a circle. Next to the blueprint is a phrase in french with some words missing. Hedwig reads out loud: with the length of these arms and the blades of these knifes, we do not need to fear, the blood demon near. The missing words get replaced with the blades of these knifes and something starts to self-construct in the center of the room, mechanic parts start flying towards it from everywhere. The camera inside the folder only survives this because its fixed pretty hard.
The connection to microphone 2 and to the bee is lost
01:11 bee -> camera 2
01:13 The "chair" that was depicted on the page that Hedwig opened constructs itself under Mr. Green, and instead of the circles on the page, all arms have knifes at their ends.
01:15 Mr. Green starts screaming again, but Hedwigs reproduction of the flame causes him to go silent again.
01:30 Hedwig takes out a remote control and asks Mr. Green: "Where is my book?"01:36 Mr. Green stutters that he doesnt know what shes talking about and that he will do everything in his power for her if she lets him go
01:41 Saint Hedwig presses a button on the remote control and the knifes slowly start moving towards Mr. Green.
01:46 Green begs Hedwig to let him go free with the words "whoever you are, please, ill do anything"
01:58 Hedwig looks surprised for a moment and opens her book again. she reads the phrase "take my ice and find your likes" and a tablet appears in her hands, showing a red and a green glowing point. She then looks directly into the camera and says "damn, you got me on that one".
The connection to all remaining equipment is lost, except for the camera the observation team uses to monitor the store from its front
05:13 Hedwig leaves the shop and smoke is seen coming out of the windows.
09:45 The firefighters arrive but fail to extinguish the fire
11:50 The MTF arrives, it was called by the observation team after they saw Hedwig
5:32:13 The shop burned down to its foundation, but for some reason, the fire did not jump over to the other buildings. The MTF is able to recover the remains of Mr. Green and the chair he was tied to.[END LOG]
testing revealed that the chair is non anomalous, but contains parts of the bee and microphone 2
Addendum: Testing log T-XXXX-A-1
After the Events of Incident-1, Dr. Heck requested permission to test SCP-XXXX-A to determine its possible use to the foundation. Permission was granted and Dr. Heck was supplied with three (3) D-class personel to server as SCP-XXXX-A-Ω instances.
[BEGIN LOG]
D-63201 enters the temporal containment chamber of SCP-XXXX-A
Dr. Heck D-63201, please open the book
D-63201 opens the book and roots start spreading arround his hands. D-63201 does not seem to notice said roots and proceeds to ask Dr. Heck for instructions
Dr. Heck D-63201 what do you see on the first page of the book?
D-63201 I cant readDr. Heck What?
D-63201 I am analphabetic, I can not read. I told your co-workers that but they didn't believe me.
**Dr. Heck says something into a
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DATE: 27 May 2021 08:05
The Council stood in silence, as they read messages from groups of interest.
What do we do about those mindless people?!" O5-3 asked furiously.
They must die." O5-1 answered. Wait, we can kill them!"
Alright, what MTF unit should I send?" O5-10 asked.
No MTF unit! We will the job! I am immortal and the rest of you have some anomalous powers, so we'll manage. We'll start with Marshell, Carter & Dark. 8, you'll help me here."
But it's two dangerous!" O5-3, O5-8, O5-9 and O5-10 said
Fools!" O5-1 responded ,,We must crush them!"
After some hours of discussion, the two overseers went to the three men with SCP 012. O5-1 wasn't effected by 012 but O5-8 had to put SCP 714 on. Both wore black robes and masks, so their identities won't be public.
Gentlemen! We, two humble sellers, have something for you. Please open the door!" O5-1 said, standing next to the men's door.
Enter!" Marshall said.
When they came in, the counselors saw Marshall, Carter and Dark sitting on some fancy chairs.
What will you offer us?" Dark wanted to know.
An amazing piece of art! This paper has the power to show anyone's favourite song's lyrics!" O5-8 lied.
Interesting…" Carter said. How much do you want for it?"
Only 20.000 dollars!" O5-1 answered.
Done! We'll take it!" Marshall told the overwatchers.
One of the men handed O5-1 a check and took SCP 012.
The council members went outside, but kept listening to what was going in the base.
Amazing! It's not finished! I must finish it! With my own blood! I must do it!" Marshall said.
One is down" O5-8 said.
Me too!" Carter screamed.
Two are down" O5-1 said.
Count me in!" Dark yelled.
All are down!" O5-8 told with a smile on his face.
The Counselors took SCP 012 back and went back to their base.
The rich men are dead" O5-1 informed.
He took a paper out of his pocket and cut Marshall, Carter & Dark off the list that was writen on it.
The Chaos Insurgency is next. I don't know where the Delta Command is, but an agent from the Chaos Insurgency is a prisoner in Site 19. 5, 4, 10 and 11, you'll help me get him to talk."
The five overseers went to the agent, someone who killed the O5 Council in another universe.
O5-11 opened the cell's door and told the man ,,You have to tell us where the Delta Command is!"
I can't! They'll kill me!"
Cut the protesting! We want information!" O5-1 yelled, throwing the agent to the floor.
Your help won't be unrewarded! We'll pay you 3 million dollars." O5-10 said.
I don't want your money!"
But you might as well take it. Our expenses are wonderful." O5-4 told.
Alright… They are in Washington D.C. In the center of the town, you'll see a building with the Chaos Insurgency logo painted on it."
You betrayed your commanders! And only for money. Who are you? Judas?" O5-5 yelled, taking a knife out of his robe and killing the agent.
Good job, 5! Now, let's go!" The Founder said.
They took a plane to Washington D.C. and found the building.
O5-4 took a bomb from the plane and blew up the door.
The five overwatchers rushed to see the Delta Command. After they found them, the job was easy. Every commander was shot and the O5s went back to their base once again.
The traitors are down. The Serpent's Hand is next. 8, kill The Black Queen from this universe and I'll take care to kill the rest of the members." O5-1 said.
O5-8 went to his castle and ordered that Allison Cho was brought to him. The Black Queen, Allison Cho, was kidnapped and sent to O5-8.
Ah, Allison!" The 8th overseer greeted her. ,,O5-1's grandaughter! You have quite the reputation. Now, I might not be the most powerful man, but I am allowed to kill you! Your grandpa is more powerful than me, the rest of the council, the administrator and the ethics committee. He is the founder, after all!"
What do you want from me?!" Cho asked
So, you are The Black Queen!" the counselor said, ignoring her question. ,, Prove to me to me that you are anomalous, lift my palace with one hand! Come on, queen of the black"
D-class starting dancing behind the overseer as he screamed ,,That's all you have to do and I'll let you go! Or has something gone wrong?"
I… I can't do it." The Balck Queen responded.
You are a joke, you're not a queen! Quick, D-Class! Tie her to a tree outside!"
The Class-D did as they were asked and O5-8 set the tree on fire. Allison's screams made him laugh so hard, the D-class got scared of him.
Meanwhile, O5-1 made a false meeting and all of The Serpent's Hand members were killed by a bomb that was put in the meeting room.
The O5 Council met again, talking about the next people to kill.
The Book Mice are terminated. The Global Occult Coalition is next."
The Global Occult Coalition's termination was easy, since all of the members were at 3 locations that were destroyed with some bombs. The leaders were given amnesticts, since they helped The SCP Foundation in the past, so they didn't deserve to die.
The Neutralization Men are down. The next are not a group of interest, but they have to die. The ethics committee. They have 50 personnel, all of which have a meeting right now." O5-1 announced.
What if we kill the ethics committee the way one of the most unethical men did?" O5-6 asked. With poisonous gas."
Alright!" O5-1 responded, pressing a button from his desk. "They are dying right now! Now that the Evi Angels are down, it's the Administrator's turn. Again, not a group of interest, but a traitor."
O5-1 went to the administrator and pulled a gun from his robe.
,,Say hello to my grandfather, even if you won't be in the same place!" O5-1 yelled.
He shot the administrator and went back to his base.
He went to sleep, knowing that the MTF units will kill all of the O5 Council until the next day, except for him, of course, since he made the order, and he will be the only power over the entire world.
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DATE: 27 May 2021 07:19
Item #: SCP-5518
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5518 is to be stored at Site-19 in six secure storage lockers. By order of the Ethics Committee, no direct access to SCP-5518 is currently permitted.
Description: SCP-5518 is a set of six square plates of an unknown stone material, measuring 0.5 meters in length, 0.5 meters in width, and 1.5 cm in depth. These plates are designed to be assembled into a box and are each inscribed with the same text in a different language2, as noted in Addendum-5518. This text provides the instructions for activating the primary anomalous function of SCP-5518.
The primary function of SCP-5518 is to implement an instantaneous YK-Class Reality Restructuring Event, wherein the baseline reality would be consumed in order to generate an identical mirror reality. SCP-5518 and its contents are not affected by this event, and reappear in the mirror reality at a time and location that is determined by the activation procedure. Objects and information may thus be transferred between the baseline and mirror reality by storing them in the assembled box form of SCP-5518 prior to activation.
Discovery: SCP-5518 was discovered when it spontaneously materialized in an empty vault in Site-19 as a fully assembled box. The appearance of SCP-5518 was immediately flagged by the on-site surveillance system, and Foundation agents were dispatched to assess any possible threats. When SCP-5518 was subsequently disassembled into its plate components, a large number of printed files were found inside, including the following:
• Security credentials to establish that SCP-5518 was sent by a duly authorized member of the Foundation.
• The locations and special containment procedures for SCP-231, SCP-2845, and SCP-36003.
• The construction plans for building SCP-711 and preventing the breakdown of SCP-2000.
• The operational data for Project Palisade.
• [REDACTED]
Addendum-5518-A: A transcription of the text inscribed on each plate of SCP-5518:
This is not salvation. This box represents our greatest failure, and we have used it only as our last resort, to deliver a warning for the threats we were too late to overcome. These threats will come to you in time. We could not survive them, and we sacrifice all that we have left to deliver our warning. Do not let our deaths be in vain.
This box is designed to deliver its contents through a reset of reality. These functions may be activated by [INSTRUCTIONS EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE].
You are now the baseline reality. You are the second chance we never had, and should you fail to hold the darkness at bay, the box awaits. Pass on your warnings, accept your condemnation as we have, and the new world will continue to try again.
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DATE: 27 May 2021 07:04
Ideas: self walking boots, enchanted carvers tools, Hydrokinetic crab
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DATE: 27 May 2021 03:55
The O5 Council had a meeting. It was their usual weekly meeting, nothing weird. O5-1 wasn't paying any attention, so after a few minutes he yelled I had enough of this!"
The rest of the Council was petrified. Were they going to get fired? ,,We have a lot of power, but we are no match for The Founder." they thought.
The SCP Foundation has too much negativity, too much sadness, too much evil and too much angriness! I want us to be better, to be more… I don't know… wholesome! I am going to go away now, see you later, counselors!" O5-1 said while leaving the meeting room.
The next day, he changed his peronality. He was making jokes, he was smiling and he was singing all day long. O5-1 wanted to stop having any enemies. Who should I start with?" he said to himself, spinning in his chair ,,Ah, I know! Bright, Clef, Kondraki and Strelnikov are the best to start with!"
The founder went to Site-19 and made a meeting with the four personnel.
Hello, gentlemen" he said. I am here to apologize. I was mean to you. I was selfish. You have the right to be happy and to do what makes you smile."
But, sir, we should be sorry. We made you mad so many times!" Dr. Kondraki remarked.
I know you did but it was my fault. For example, Dr. Bright is immortal, so he should have fun. And Clef, I contained your daughter! If I were you, I would be upset!"
The doctors and the agent came to O5-1 and shook his hand. After doing that, they all said ,,We forgive you, sir!"
O5-1 had a small tear forming in the corner of his eye as he asked ,,So, can I call you friends now?".
Yes, of course you can!" Dr. Bright answered.
After a few days, O5-6 started to hate O5-1's good mood, so he hired a hitman to kill him.
The first overseer was baking when the hitman broke into his place.
Ah, I didn't see you there! Here, have these fresh baked cookies!" O5-1 offered ,,They are hot, be careful!"
The assasin took a cookie and ate it. ,, It's delicious!" he said.
The counselor poored two cups of tea and started to talk with the man that had to end his life. However, after an hour of discussion, the man forgot his mission and left with a smile on his face.
The next month, O5-1 freed all harmless humanoid SCPs, stopped poverty, world hunger with SCP 038 and became the administrator. He got rid of the ethics committee, since he was ethical enough for all of the foundation.
He played with SCP 999 and had dinner with SCP 5031 daily. There were no more containment breaches and every dangerous SCP became friendly after getting visited by the overseer He revived Jack Bright's parents and started The SCP Foundation Weekly Party.
He visited his old friends, like The Gate Guardian.
The next week, the Council had another meeting.
I am afraid of my next visit. I want to make peace with the Chaos Insurgency. They killed our versions from that universe… Well, I am immortal here so that's good!" O5-1 told O5-3.
You made Bright be your friend, 1. The Chaos Insurgency isn't that bad!" O5-2 responded.
I guess you're right, 2!"
O5-1 left to the Chaos Insurgency's commanders' base. He gently knocked on the door. He was greeted by one of the leaders, the one that created the Chaos Insurgency.
Hello, do you have time to chat with an old friend?" O5-1 asked.
Sure, but who are you?" the commander responded.
I am… O5-1. I am here to apologize. I treated you badly and you turned your back against me. It's normal for you to do so."
Oh, my! So, why shouldn't I kill you?!"
Because my mistakes already did to my soul."
Come on in." the commander said
He entered the building and said Hello! I am O5-1. Could you forgive an old, jolly man, such as myself?"
After hours of descussion, the leaders agreed. They forgave O5-1 and moved to his side.
O5-1 made peace with all of his enemies in a few years, but he was the most nervous about a man he had a conflict with. He wasn't an enemy, but a man O5-1 used to be the best friend of. The counselor had a fight with him and he didn't speak to him ever since.
He went to Dr. Gears' office and entered it.
Hi… I am here to… apologize…" O5-1 told Dr. Gears.
Hi, dad. It's good to see you…" Gears said.
I want to apologize for being so mad at you for chaging your family name. For so many years, I was sorry about it every day."
I forgive you, father." Gears said.
Do you want to do something? I know a good place to go fishing. It's not in Canada, so don't worry about bloody lakes."
O5-1 tried to make a dad joke, but we can see it wasn't good.
Sure, but I need to ask the site director first"
Forget about that guy! I am a million times more powerful than him. I could fire him with a wave of my hand"
Talking about firing, did you make peace with or got rid of the ethics committee as well?"
That's too much. I just got rid of them. Some things, like my never ending dislike for them, do not end."
Dr. Gears and the overseer went fishing and had the fun of their lives.
To this day, O5-1 is still happy. Right when I am writing this, all personnel from Site-19 and me are having a party at his place.
The next message is what he wants me to tell all of you.
,,Be good. Be polite. If you aren't, look at me. In a year, I went from being an evil leader to a jolly old man. I created the foundation almost 200 years ago and I only got to be nice now.
With all of the respect in the world,
O5-1"
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Cloudy Cloud Sandbox Page!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 May 2021 03:23
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Pending
Special Containment Procedures: Pending
Description: SCP-XXXX is…. Nothing. I'll finish it later.
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: RJNull-6000!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 26 May 2021 23:07
"The amount of activity and uncontrollable danger related to this anomaly in such a large, populated, and continuously expanding area poses an information breach and possibly a worldwide threat if a method of containment isn't found, concerning the reclassification of SCP-6000 from Keter class." - O5-██
Special Containment Procedures:
All instances related to SCP-6000 must be contained immediately. Containment on-site is acceptable, especially if the instance is unmovable plant growth. Any movable instances must be contained at secure locations within the 6000-Zone. Instances are not to be brought outside of the 6000-Zone. Civilians witnessing any of the instances are to be amnesticized. Large-scale amnesticization is permittable, but is currently unadvised.
Evacuation measures must take place during the event of a large-scale uncontrollable instance, such as pollen or spores, to prevent mass deaths. All of Dane County, Wisconsin should be evacuated in such a situation, as the threat is greatest there.
No one is allowed to enter SCP-6000 without approval from at least two O-5 council members. All groups must sanitize completely before entering, and when inside must use level-5 hazmat gear and shouldn't exceed more than an hour in length. Upon the completion of the mission, hazmat suits are to be destroyed via incineration, and all members must again completely sanitize.
No fewer than four guards are to be stationed at the entrance of SCP-6000. If any entity is seen exiting from SCP-6000, it must be contained immediately and brought to Site-608.
The expanse of the 6000-Zone is to be updated biweekly based on the locations of instances outside of the currently existing 6000-Zone.
"With the recent increase of activity related to SCP-6000, it is questionable that we should simply stop the usage of amnestics on civilians in the immediate area surrounding SCP-6000. Surely, the amount of times that we have had to amnesticize the entire population of Madison and it's suburbs has to have some effect on their health, mental or physical. I suggest that we consider stopping the usage of amnestics on the local population, even if it's only for certain situations." -Dr. McGowan
"Asking to stop the amnesticization of half a million people when faced with anomalous entities is quite a big request. That request will have to be denied. The effects of amnesticizing these individuals so many times will be researched, and the possible health effects will be taken into consideration for future amnesticizations." -O5-██
Description:
SCP-6000 is a plant-based ecosystem located about 500 meters underneath the UW Madison Arboretum in Madison, Wisconsin. It was discovered in 1927, and protected under the guise of the Arboretum. The ecosystem is spherical in shape, so that it is located on the inside of the sphere. Localized gravity allows for the access of all sides of the sphere without falling. The total area of the sphere is approximately 200 square kilometers. The ecosystem is only accessible via [REDACTED].
The inhabitants consist of various plant-based animalistic creatures. These beings appear to rely on SCP-6000 for their existence, as they have shown to be unable to survive outside of it's confines. This is because SCP-6000 is able to create and support the complex evolution or mutation of plants. This allows the creatures inside SCP-6000 to develop complex plant tissues that allow for movement, heterotrophism4, and the development of organ systems. Longer exposure times to SCP-6000 will lead to more complex evolutions or mutations.
Animals, especially humans, when introduced to SCP-6000 experience no changes to themselves. However, any plant material, such as spores or pollen caught in hair or pores in the skin, will mutate and evolve without regard to the subject; this will typically result in the death of the subject. Hazmat suits have been shown to temporarily ward off the effects of SCP-6000 for up to an hour and a half.
On 10/23/2018, The Foundation discovered that SCP-6000's ability to cause and support complex evolution of plants escaped the ecosystem; thus, the entities within the ecosystem are able to survive on the surface, and complex plants are able to be created on the surface. The area that is affected by SCP-6000 is designated as the "6000-Zone". The 6000-Zone is constantly expanding and is unable to be contained or slowed, as it has no physical or detectable form, other than the anomalies that are created within it.
Addendum A - Notable Anomalous Instances From SCP-6000:
As of 06/01/2021, there have been over 13,000 separate instances of events caused by the energy seeping from SCP-6000.
Addendum B: Exploration Within SCP-6000:
Test Log 1
06/02/2019
Forward
Mission Control is Dr. McGowan, Head Researcher for SCP-6000. Subjects are D-2785, D-3228, and D-4769. All subjects are Caucasian males, ages 29, 32, and 33. All subjects have audio and video equipment. Subjects are not wearing protective gear. Three previous missions inside, taking place in 1925 and 1926, yielded no results as subjects did not return; this is the first mission since.
BEGIN LOG
Feed starts just after subjects enter SCP-6000. All three cameras are motionless as the subjects stare at their surroundings. A dense forested environment surrounds them; most of the plants are covered in bioluminescent leaves, most green, yellow, blue, or orange, providing enough light to pass as a sunny day, despite it being underground. The trees span approximately 25 meters above, and the leaves completely block any view. A vine in D-3228's feed with blue bioluminescent leaves slowly curls around a tree, but it goes unnoticed.
D-3228 is asked to climb a tree to get a better view, as he is the most physically fit of the group. D-2785 and D-4769 are asked to collect samples to bring back. D-3228 starts climbing the nearest tree, approximately 28 meters high, with orange bioluminescent leaves and a dark red bioluminescent moss covering the bark. D-3228 climbs for two minutes without incident. As he is about 3/4 of the way up, he is startled by a creature that shrieks at him before leaping away. D-3228 is asked to describe the creature, as the camera didn't get a good view of it.
"It was like a squirrel, but it was all green, and it had no hair, ya know. I swear it almost looked like it was covered in leaves!"
D-3228 continues climbing without incident. Upon getting over the canopy, D-3228 stops for a moment, before Dr. McGowan requests that he removes his camera to get a better view. D-3228 obliges, and removes the camera. D-3228 scans the entire area above the trees, showing that the entire ecosystem is in the shape of a sphere, with the bioluminescent trees and plants illuminating the entire place. Flying creatures are able to be seen soaring over the trees, chasing other creatures traveling through the trees. The camera pans behind D-3228, to show a large patch of land, starting about 200 meters away and accounting for approximately 1/4 of the sphere, that resembles a prairie. The prairie is darker than the rest of the ecosystem, as there are fewer bioluminescent plants. Creatures can be seen running around in the prairie, although details are difficult to make out.
On the ground, D-2785's camera captures D-4769 scratching at his neck and face. D-2785 asks D-4769 what's wrong. D-4769 responds that his face and neck are itching, and he thinks that it might be his pollen allergies. D-4769 continues scratching, but no further incidents happen on the ground for several minutes.
D-3228 captures a creature race past him several meters away on top of the trees. It was too fast for any clear images. One of the flying creatures then passes overhead, illuminating it's underside. The creature was entirely green, it's wings were shaped similarly to a maple leaf, it's head was pointed, and it had a tail that was longer, but matched the design of the wings. No further incidence happened for one minute, before D-3228 was asked to descend.
On the ground, the two subjects were informed that D-3228 was descending. D-2785 was caught scratching his head by D-4769's camera. Dr. McGowan then ordered the two subjects to finish up their sample collecting and place them by the entrance. A couple of minutes go by, and the two place their samples by the entrance. They wait over by the tree, and view that D-3228 is almost down. D-3228 is heard screaming, and the tree is seen opening up, pulling D-3228 in.
Immediately afterward, D-4769 is heard screaming. D-2785 faces D-4769, showing an orange mass covering the side of his head and neck. The mass is growing and sprouting leaves, continuing to cover D-4769's body. D-4769 suddenly ceases, and drops to the ground. D-2785 is then heard screaming, shouting for something to get off of him. D-2785 drops to the ground as a substance partially covers the camera. A creature is seen above him, completely green in color, resembling a mountain lion. The underside of the creature opens up, with vines reaching out and bringing in the subject.
Post-Mission Notes
Samples collected by D-2785 and D-4769 were retrieved later that day, as well as a sample of the material growing on D-4769. All samples from collected plants matched similarly to plants native to the midwestern United States, although there was significant genetic and physical differences. The sample collected from D-4769 matched with several pollens from local plants. It is hypothesized that the pollens were located in the pores of all subjects before they went through significant mutations.
New measures will be required prior to entering SCP-6000: complete sanitization to rid of any possible pollens, and hazmat suits, to see if they provide any protections.
Test Log 2
07/18/2019
Forward
Mission Control is Dr. McGowan, Head Researcher for SCP-6000. Subjects are D-2983, a 29 year-old Caucasian male; D-2994, a 31 year-old Hisapanic female; and D-4108, a 32 year old Black male. All subjects are wearing level-3 hazmat gear, and are outfitted with video and audio equipment.
BEGIN LOG
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: marinemashup ideas!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 26 May 2021 21:01
This is cool
Let’s get writing
Physics book that breaks reality
Flute that brings back memories
Lucky guy (half the time)
Gearworks flying machine
Matter only tangible to living matter
Cat with fractal pattern fur
flesh key (opposite skeleton key)
shadow cat species
Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5342 - Why Is My Chair Warm!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 26 May 2021 18:58
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SCP-5342.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5342 is to be kept in a standard safe class containment chamber with a glass panel for monitoring during tests. SCP-5324 poses no threat to anyone and all staff with level 2 clearance and above should be allowed inside its containment chamber. SCP-5342 is currently held at site 23.
Description: SCP-5342 is a 0.9144 m tall (3 ft), 0.6096 m (2 ft) wide chair that looks to be from the victorian era. SCP-5342 Has a red Upholstery seat and a wooden back and cross rail. It has 4 legs made up of the same wood. Any person who sits down on SCP-5342 will immediately state that the chair is warm, they will also to express a feeling of euphoria, followed by a feeling of relaxation. subjects will also report felling a slight bumping pulse under them. The reason for this is that in fact SCP-5342 is alive. In side of SCP-5342's Seat are multiple organs. A heart, lungs and an unknown organ though to be the producer of the strange effects given to whoever sits on it. SCP-5342 Dose not need to eat and dose not have a mouth. It is currently unknown how SCP-5342 even breaths. Subjects who sit on SCP-5342 will become extremely attached with the chair and will not get up unless they are forcefully removed.
Addendum: Circumstances of Retrieval: SCP-5342 was discovered at an auction by a foundation researcher in 20██. At the auction a young man had sat down to try the chair, after 10 minutes the Auctioneer asked him to move, the man refused. The auctioneer called the police and eventually he was arrested. the foundation later contained him. Apparently SCP-5342 had belonged to an older gentleman until his wife had decided to sell it. She was taken in for questioning and then administered class-D amnesties before she was released. Unfortunately her husband had passed away a short time after she sold the chair.
Audio log from Interview 5342-2
Interviewer: Dr. Olivia.
Interviewee: Clara █████.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Olivia: Hello Clara, how are you doing.
Clara: Were am I! Why am I here!
Dr. Olivia: You're at a top secret government location of sort.
Clara: What did I do!? Am I trouble?
Dr. Olivia: No Clara, we just need to ask you a few questions.
Clara: Ok… about what.
Dr. Olivia: Your husbands chair.
Clara: What!? That old thing! I hated it. Thats why I sold it.
Dr. Olivia: why did you hate it Clara.
Clara: He loved it. Thats why, he loved it more than me. And I hated it, a chair getting more attention than me.
Dr. Olivia: Did you ever sit in it?
Clara: Oh hevens no! He wouldn't let me get within 5 feet if the ugly thing.
Dr. Olivia: when did he get the chair?
Clara: About 5 years back. A coworker gave it to him at his retirement party. After that he spent most of his day in the awful chair, and recently before his passing he started sleeping on it. It scared me, I didn't know what was happening so I did what any loving wife would do. I sold it.
Dr. Olivia: Do you remember the coworkers name?
Clara: Oh no. It was 5 years ago, I am after all an older woman.
Dr. Olivia: Thank you Clara.
<End Log>
Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX "The Talking Squirrel"!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 26 May 2021 17:38
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
The anomaly must be contained in a humanoid containment cell6, and given the amenities given to a normal human, like a mini-house containing a kitchen and a bathroom with an in-built artificial pond to serve as a shower.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a squirrel, with all the organs and features of a squirrel, other than the fact it can talk and thinks its a human being, Homo Sapiens. For example, it jumps into a pond ever day, in an attempt to "shower" and trying to breach containment at 07:00 am, claiming it's going to "work". During that time, it attacks everything that tries to stop it from breaching containment. These things include:
- the wall
- containment chamber entrance
- a shoe thrown at it
- the guarding MTF's helmet
- the same MTF's head7
The SCP is a professional at many things humans can do, like carpentry, creating weapons and armor, cooking food, etc. The foundation has attempted to turn this squirrel into a human, and to be employed as a member of the Foundation, thanks to the fact it can do and create a great many things. The squirrel is also a polyglot and claims to be of Anglo-Saxon origin.
Addendum:
SCP-XXXX's first interview, being interviewed by Junior Researcher █████.
SCP-XXXX: What do you want, buster. I'm tryin' to get to work, unless you don't see.
Junior Researcher █████: I am here to interview you, mainly on your habits of not acting like a squirrel.
SCP-XXXX: Of course I don't act like a squirrel, I'm a human for god's sake, why do you people not believe me? Just let me out of here already, I just need to get to work.
Junior Researcher █████: Unfortunately, I can't let you out, as that would count as breaching and cause me to be terminated.
SCP-XXXX: Sure, sure. No need to lie, you over-reacting buffoon. Just let me out of here, and I promise, no one will know. Got it?
Junior Researcher █████: No, I'm here to answer my questions and that's what you will do.
at that moment, SCP-XXXX leaped up and clawed at Junior Researcher █████'s face. After the interview, stricter measures were put into place to avoid such incidents occurring again.
At January 12 2014, the O5 council decided to attempt in introducing SCP-XXXX to SCP-2050-28, the current leader of the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights". This is what happened.
SCP-2050-2: Hello, brother. What do you require today?
SCP-XXXX: I'm not your brother, and who are you anyway?
SCP-2050-2: I am the Grand Master of the Brotherhood.
SCP-XXXX: And how does that make me your brother?
SCP-2050-2: All squirrels are related, together, one entity. We move together, decide together, help each other, and work together. This foundation might be supplying us with metal for armor and weaponry, but they are always against each other.
SCP-XXXX: And? What does that have to do with me? I have to go home, you know. I have a life that extends beyond a pitiful squirrel cult.
SCP-2050-2: The brotherhood of mine isn't a cult. And it would like to recruit you, thanks to your many skills.
SCP-XXXX: If I join you, would I be let out of this freakshow of a place?
SCP-2050-2: Fortunately not, as we're in the care of the Foundation.
SCP-XXXX: You know, speaking of humans, I used to be a [REDACTED]9 once.
Researchers currently watching the tests had their mouths agape, and quickly noted it down in their notebooks. Then they separated SCP-2050-2 and SCP-XXXX.
End of cross-test log.
This is an account of the original retrieval and capture of SCP-XXXX. The events were so unusual that we had to log it, for further information.
Sigma-83, "Animal Control" was sent into the Canadian woods after an anonymous farmer tipped the local police about them seeing a talking squirrel.
Task Force Leader Bennett: speaks into radio We're entering the supposed location of the sighted anomaly, haven't seen anything so far but we're going in to look further.
Task Force Recruit James: What is the anomaly, anyway? We were never briefed about what it was.
Task Force Senior Operative Gray: It's this squirrel that talks.
Task Force Recruit James: *laughs* Sorry, couldn't keep it in. Did you just say, a squirrel that talks?
Senior Operative Gray: Yes, I just did. Got a problem with that?
Task Force Leader Bennett: That's enough, operatives. Get ready to land.
*The helicopter carrying the MTF squad started to land, and the pilot held two hands up, for the victory sign, and wished them luck.*
*Half an hour later, they spotted the anomaly.*
Task Force Leader Bennett: speaks into radio Got visuals on the squirrel.
*They creep up towards the squirrel, which is turned around. They thought it would be easy, but they were wrong..10*
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