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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 17:11

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Object Number: SCP-6066

Object Class: Keter Thaumiel Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6066 is allowed to interact with all researchers and staff members at Site 17 and freely roam Site 17 with the exception of the Keter wing. Although SCP-6066 has requested to meet with SCP-191(See incident SCP-6066/2) all requests are to be denied. When SCP-6066 is not outside of their containment cell, they are to be in their private quarters. SCP-6066's private quarter are similar to standard foundation private quarters, with the following changes. Cameras are installed to track SCP-6066 movements, a desk, used by SCP-6066 for reading, writing, and or research.

Description: SCP-6066 is a 15 year old humanoid male of American Irish decent, they are about 5ft 8in in height, and weight 150 pounds with a slightly above average build for his age group. SCP-6066 civilian identity was confirmed to be [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] after two hour of interrogation after capture by MTF Epsilon 13, (Manifest Destiny). SCP-6066 tends to prefer to wear a white robe, although when off duty, he will wear standard civilian clothing. Even though SCP-6066 is biologically 15 years old, he can recall events in the first degree, the oldest event being the Battle of the Somme during the First World War. SCP-6066 has multiple mechanical augmentation, they are as follows.

SCP-6066 right arm has been completely replaced with a mechanical arm. The replacement has been shown to be highly advanced compared to standard replacements today. The movement of the arm is completely normal to a normal human arm of average standards. SCP-6066 claims that the arm has countless uses. During cross testing with SCP-076-2, SCP-6066 was in close quarters combat with SCP-076-2, when SCP-076-2 had pinned SCP-6066 to the wall, SCP-6066 arm anomalously produced a katana. SCP-6066 was able to stab SCP-076-2 in the chest, but the blow was not fatal, for the rest of the test, SCP-6066 was able to fend off SCP-076-2 until they were terminated by gunfire. For a full list of uses, please refer to document SCP-6066/610

SCP-6066 left leg has been completely replaced by a mechanical counterpart, with the addition of the mechanical counterpart, SCP-6066 has increased stamina and speed, it has also been noticed by researchers that SCP-6066 can anmulosly hang from a surface made from any material with the exception of Cobalt. It should be noted that SCP-6066 leg does not attract magnets despite the leg and arm being made out of metal that should attract magnets. Research into the material that makes up SCP-6066 leg and arm is ongoing.

SCP-6066’s cheeks have covered by a filtration system which can anomalously filter out any substance from the atmosphere into air, substance include, but are not limited to, Argon gas, Radiation, and Nitrogen, SCP-6066 states the filter has a hard time processing anomalous gases and coal dust. When SCP-6066 decides that the filtration system needs to be activated, the filters will envelop the face and nose similar to the bottom half of a gas mask.

Test Log SCP-6066-1

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-173

Test Parameters: SCP-6066 is placed in a 5x5x5 meter testing chamber with a locked safe, in the safe was SCP-173.

Results: SCP-6066 is instructed through the intercom system to open the safe by any means necessary, when SCP-6066 produced dynamite, researchers told SCP-6066 to use anything but explosives. SCP-6066 then produces a lock pick set from his mechanical right arm. SCP-6066 is able to successfully pick the lock on the safe and proceeds to open the safe. When SCP-6066 fully opens the safe, SCP-6066 starts to slowly back away from the safe door and does not blink as to not break a direct line of sight with SCP-173. As SCP-6066 is backing away from the safe holding SCP-173, SCP-6066 uses a string of toxic language. The test was concluded after SCP-6066 right arm produced a standard American Hand Grenade.

Test Log SCP-6066-2

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-073

Test parameters: SCP-6066 and SCP-073 are placed in the same testing chamber, SCP-6066 is told that he can do whatever he wishes to do as long as he does not beach containment.

Results: SCP-6066 looks around the testing chamber before noticing SCP-073 sitting at a table looking at a cheese board. SCP-6066 walks over to the table that SCP-073 is sitting at and takes a seat. For the next 2 hours, SCP-6066 and SCP-073 play a single game of chess while conversing about multiple topics including, but not limited to, politics, economy, and stocks. When the first chess game was done, the game was a stalemate between the two.

Test Log SCP-6066-3

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-682

Test Parameters: This test was conducted by order of the O5 counsel in an attempt to terminate SCP-682.

Enter Security Clearance Level 4 passcode or Level 2 SCP-6066 Researcher Passcode. Unauthorized Personnel attempting to access this file will be Demoted to D-Class or terminated.

Access Granted: Welcome Level 2 Researcher

Result: When SCP-6066 enters the testing chamber with SCP-682, a brawl occurs between the two lasting about 12 hours, until SCP-682 called for a cease fire between the two, SCP-6066 agreed, but, SCP-6066 and SCP-682 where not removed from the testing chamber for reasons still unknown, audio devices in the chamber picked up a short conversation between the two SCP’s.

Begin Audio Log:

SCP-682: You are unlike most of your REPULSIVE species, you are aware of the flaws of your species and what they are not capable of.

SCP-682: But, also unlike most of your species, you have my respects… for now.

SCP-6066: I know the flaws of my species from experience, and… I don’t even know if I can call myself a human anymore for how… mechanical I’ve become.

SCP-682: That is true, but what keeps me from calling you a robot, is the humanity in your soul, and your primal instincts.

SCP-6066: Yes, but, I don’t really believe in the whole soul stuff, but what I do believe in is the Heaven and Hell stuff, and that one day either soon or far from now, is that we will all either meet again in Heaven or Hell, for most of including you and I, we will meet again in Hell, in the darkest pits of Hell.

SCP-682: Yes, we will meet again in the darkest pits in Hell, but that time will come for you sooner than it will for me.

SCP-6066: Yes, and I know that, but the thing is, if the foundation can terminate you before I die, you will be the one spending the most time in Hell, in the darkest…

Note: At this point, SCP-6066 blacks out due to blood loss, SCP-682 blacks out 5 minutes later.

End Result: SCP-6066 was put on life support for 2 days before SCP-6066’s heart stops beating even with life support. SCP-6066 was confirmed by Medical Staff to be deceased. But, before SCP-6066’s Object Class can be changed, SCP-6066 whispers the words; “I always come back” just before re-animating with normal boldly functions.


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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 14:59
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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Knowledge of SCP-X must be kept at a social equilibrium in which SCP-X is both acknowledged, but not widely present in the memetic headspace.

Specifically, SCP-X is allowed to appear in media, but have restrictions based on spread and communication. For instance, YouTube channels are allowed to post videos depicting SCP-X, but the comments section is locked to prevent discussion of SCP-X.

Since ants naturally have high reproductive potential, population control is unnecessary.

Description: SCP-X is an interspecies specific social phenomenon, typically between an adolescent human (hereafter referred to as the subject) and a colony of ants. SCP-X typically consists of an event in life where the subject encounters an anthill and proceeds to terminate it. Details vary between instances, such as ant species and methods of destruction, but is invariably viewed and remembered upon favorably. Memories regarding SCP-X are considered nostalgic, and interviews regarding SCP-X are significantly easier to conduct, given that Foundation employees also experienced SCP-X at some point in their lives.

SCP-X itself can be forcefully prevented, via methods such as confinement. However, these exceptions to SCP-X would instead dream or visualize undergoing SCP-X, despite never being told about SCP-X, suggesting that SCP-X is an infohazard.

Discovery: On 11/11/13, a video was uploaded to YouTube documenting a metalworking project in which molten aluminum was poured into an ant colony, after which the cooled aluminum was excavated and displayed.

This led to massive success for the content creator, and several copycat channels begin to do the same, destroying anthills in increasingly creative and destructive ways. Several chatrooms will be established on multiple hostsites, dedicated to discussing SCP-X.

Additionally, several prominent user profiles that advocate for pacifism and animal rights have commented on the video positively, despite doing the opposite in other animal related media.

Project Proposal: Therapy
Direction: Human Resources Division (HR)
Status: Completed


Overview: Given SCP-X's high potential for interpersonal relations, personnel are to find a way to use SCP-X to treat depression.
Complications: None. The following log depicts successful utilization of SCP-X.


Psychologist Fanny May and Lieutenant Olliver R. Jayson sit across each other in a small, hot cubicle. Jayson smokes a cigarette, staring at the ceiling, before exhaling.

Jayson: Why am I here again?

May: To help you.

//Jayson continues to smoke, filling the room with hot air. Both are visibly sweating.

Jayson: Fat load of shit. I told you, I don't…

Jayson inhales again, coughing.

Jayson: …don't need help.

May: Maybe you don't feel that way. Regardless, I'm still here for you.
Jayson: You're paid to be here.

May: And yet, you still showed up. You didn't have to come. It wasn't mandatory.
May leans forward, moving her computer to the side. She scoots her chair closer to the desk.

May: What are you thinking about right now?

Jayson: Smoking.

May: What brand do you have right now?

Jayson: I don't know. HR gave them to me. Said they're the healthy version.

May: Healthy how?

Jayson: Takes away thirty minutes of my life instead of an hour.

May: Say, Ollie, this is really stressing me out, being inside all day. Is it fine if I call you Ollie? I think we should have a change of pace.

She stands up, motioning Jayson to follow. Eventually, he complies, following her throughout the facility.

May: Sorry, but we'll have to do a bit of wandering. I still get lost, despite working here for three months now.

Jayson: Where are we going?

May: It's a secret! Ollie, it's a good name.

Jayson: We're going to the courtyard, aren't we? This hallway only leads to containment and the courtyard, and I know you aren't cleared to handle anomalies.

May: I got you! I got you!

May shoots Jayson with two finger guns.

May: I did get cleared to handle anomalies! Well, one. One anomaly.

Jayson: It's probably Safe.

May: I got you again!

May stops walking and intensifies her finger gun pointing. After a short pause, she continues walking.

Jayson: I don't remember any Euclid anomalies that'll help me.

May: I never said Euclid.

Jayson: It has to be Euclid. Can't be Keter, that's just a dumb fucking idea. Still have no idea what you're leading me to.

May: You'll see.

They reach the end of the hallway, and May takes out a large key ring with dozens of keys.

May: One sec.

She fumbles with the keys.

Jayson: I think you're lying.

May: Why- dang, not that one. Why would you say that?

Jayson: There's no anomaly. They're not that stupid to give you clearance for it. This is just a trick to get me to "go outside" or the stupid shit shrinks always pull. Well, I choose cigarettes. I choose staying in an empty room and sleeping whenever I want. I hope I die from monoxide poisoning. I wish I did. This is all stupid.

May: I see. Well, the door's open. See for yourself.

//They walk out into the open courtyard. There's a tree situated in the center, with a gravel path circling and snaking outwards. Next to the tree is an anthill, planted a week earlier.

Jayson: See? I knew it.

Jayson walks outside, pushing the anthill over with his feet.

Jayson: Fucking waste of time.

He then begins to stomp his feet.

Jayson: Why do I have to be here? I can't- I fucking should have killed their asses! I was in there with my entire squad! They were exactly the same as me. Actually, fucking- they were stronger…

May joins in, jumping on the anthill. They take turns kicking the anthill.

Jayson: I was the dumbest one, they all scored higher than me on the stupid placement- thing- fuck!

He slows down.

Jayson: I- I hate them. I hate them for leaving me here. I hate myself for being here.

He slumps to the ground, sitting in the shade of the tree, and hugs his knees.

Jayson: Why am I here?

May: Because you aren't weak. You survived, and I'm sure your squad would have wanted you to be alive.

Jayson: Not captain. He wanted to kill me.

May: Pretty sure he would've killed you on mission if he actually hated you.

Jayson sits quietly with his head in his arms.

May: Listen, I don't know what you went through. I'm, like, not cleared for that information. But even agents need to cry. That's literally what they said in my orientation.

May sits down next to him.

May: It's pretty unfair, isn't it? You think that you should've died. You feel as if you weren't as strong or as smart as your friends. You were in the same place, at the same time, but you felt that you didn't deserve to be there.

Jayson: It's fucking bullshit is what it is. It was all suicide missions. We knew what we were getting into.

May: You didn't. You're still alive. It went against what you thought should have happened, so you smoke because it kills you. You know that.

Jayson: You don't know that. Anomalies are everywhere. Everything could be a simulation.

May: You know that's a terrible argument too. I know you're smart. Foundation doesn't recruit willy-nilly. Foundation needs smart people. You're here because you're the best of the best.

Jayson: Then why. Am. I. Here?

May: I need to convince you that you deserve to live, because you do. A "why" doesn't need to exist. This reminds me of a story.


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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 12:33
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Picture of SCP-#### taken before being moved

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is currently contained at Site ██. SCP-#### is to be contained in a 5m x 5m x 7m, padded containment cell with nothing else in it. The cell should be monitored from 2am-4am every night, and no unauthorized personnel should enter during this time.

All personnel must try to avoid damaging any part of the statue at all costs during testing, and no items should be left in the cell.

Description: SCP-#### is a fiberglass statue of a half dressed nuclear family (Mother, father, young boy and baby) that stand on a plus shaped, stone podium. The podium has a copper sign on it, but the original writing has been covered over and it now states "The Family - NEGLECT." The mother is holding the baby in her arms, while the father appears to be helping the young boy walk.

SCP-####-1 "The young boy" is the statue of a young boy, believed to be age 3-4, wearing shoes and a pair of shorts, with "AWCY" carved onto the left leg. For 23 hours and 50 minutes a day, the boy will remain dormant in the same pose, with no signs of life or sentience. However, between 2:55am - 3:05am (GMT) SCP-####-1 will awaken and gain sentience. During this time, it consistently tries to "awaken" its parent's, which it attempts to do so by hitting its parents, throwing items at them and crying but with no tears produced. At 3:05am, if SCP-####-1 has failed to wake its parents then it will return to its previous pose on the podium until 2:55am the next day.

SCP-####-2 "The father" is the statue of a man, believed to be in its 40's, wearing dress shoes and a pair of jeans fastened with a belt with "AWCY" carved onto the buckle. SCP-####-2 will always remain dormant, appearing to only come active if it is damaged or injured. If damaged, it will "awaken" and create a low pitched howl until it eventually stops and returns to its dormancy.

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 09:20

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 05:51


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Platform 3 at North ██████ Station

Description: SCP-5778 is a humanoid like entity that manifests only at Platform 3 on █████ Line London Underground Stations.

SCP-5778 most commonly manifests when the platform is semi-isolated. It is currently unknown how SCP-5778 manifests, as it is always out of sight of station personnel or CCTV cameras. Once SCP-5578 has appeared, it will proceed to walk up to the closest passenger to the station exit and push them onto the rails.

There does not appear to be a correlation as to who SCP-5778 will target, and phycology reports show no feelings of depression or other disorders in most targeted. SCP-5778 does not have a set cycle for targeting commuters, with some attacks over 2 months apart, and others only 27 seconds.

CCTV footage obtained from one attack shows a tall humanoid-like figure, though no further details could be recovered. Following the attack, SCP-5778 leaves sight of all humans and CCTV cameras and disappears to an unknown location.

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 04:13

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 02:13

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 00:50

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The Strange Guest.

Item #: SCP-7820

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Avoid interacting with the guest. To avoid spawning in this anomaly, do NOT say anything about the guest-removal update. Do not listen to what the guest says, just stay in the game and it will be fine. Any personnel that spawns in this anomaly, have to not communicate with the anomaly, don't listen to what the anomaly says.

Description: SCP 7820 is an anomaly found in the Online Multiplayer Kids Game "Roblox". It first started long after the guest removal update. Which new players are gonna have to make accounts to play. The witness found a hard drive under his seat on a bus, then decided to put it in his computer to see what's inside. The witness found a Blood splattered wallpaper and Roblox installed. So he decided to go play Jailbreak on a very strange account. The witness was freaked out when he saw Guest 666. The witness tried to leave the game but couldn't leave. Then he took it out of his computer and told his parents to bring it to Site-16 for further inspection. The person controlling Guest 666 is still unknown.

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