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DATE: 11 Jul 2021 03:44

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DATE: 11 Jul 2021 02:53

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be maintained in an glass holding cell with an alternating electrical current sustained at all times. The Cell should measure 0.5 cubic meters in length to ensure proper storage of the entity. If the electrical field is damaged or rendered offline SCP personnel should evacuate SCP-XXXX's holding cell until electrical current is re-established. Further measures are to be taken in the form of an 2x2 meter steel vault which can be flooded in order to prevent containment breach of SCP-XXXX.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a twin pair of distinctive stage masks resembling those created 14th century England. When the entities are threatened with destruction SCP-XXXX has the ability to manifest an physical form from dark energy. The means of which are unknown however witnesses have described feeling, "Their very essence drained from their body." When SCP-XXXX Manifests the masks appear to be worn by an dark mass of energy. This energy SCP-XXXX-1 is seen as a Keter level threat due to being un-stoppable with conventional weaponry. SCP-XXXX is still classified as Euclid as a result of relatively simple means of preventing manifestation (see containment procedures). The manifestation is an approximately 2.5 meter tall Humanoid entity with bulging extremities and eyes which invoke feelings of extreme nausea into it's viewers. Found in the ruins of an 16th century playhouse in Rome it is believed that SCP-XXXX has managed to manifest physical form without the threat of destruction, more research is required.

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DATE: 11 Jul 2021 00:31

SCP-1905

Ítem #: SCP-1905

Clasificación del Objeto: Seguro

Procedimientos Especiales de Contención: SCP-1905 está encerrado dentro de un casillero de almacenamiento en el ala de contención de armas anómalas del Sitio-83. El acceso a SCP-1905 está restringido según los procedimientos estándar de manejo de armas de fuego anómalas. SCP-1905 ha de ser limpiado a fondo antes y después de ser probado.

Descripción: SCP-1905 es un rifle de detención¹ con cámara para el calibre .577 Tyrannosaur. SCP-1905 carece de número de serie y no posee marcas de fabricación. El lado izquierdo de la culata de SCP-1905 muestra las frases "Jur-ass-kick"² y "Dino-sore"³ inscritas en esta. Cuando SCP-1905 es recargado dentro de 3 metros de un individuo capaz de dispararlo, una instancia de SCP-1905-1 se manifestará espontáneamente relativamente cerca a SCP-1905. SCP-1905 fallará a menos que sea apuntado directamente a una instancia de SCP-1905-1.

Instancias de SCP-1905-1 son seres conscientes que se asemejan físicamente a varios miembros del superorden Dinosauria. Instancias de SCP-1905-1 han mostrado un alto grado de hostilidad. En el momento de la escritura de este artículo, instancias de SCP-1905-1 han mostrado asemejarse a más de ██ especies diferentes de dinosaurios durante las pruebas. Todas las instancias de SCP-1905-1 se han asemejado a dinosaurios que se sabe existieron durante el periodo Cretácico; la mayoría de instancias se han asemejado a especímenes de Tyrannosaurus rex o Triceratops horridus.

Instancias de SCP-1905-1 están principalmente compuestas de fibra de vidrio y yeso; no muestran un nivel de resistencia anormal y cesan de funcionar en cuanto reciben una cantidad suficiente de daño a su infraestructura. Un solo disparo de SCP-1905 provocará la destrucción inmediata de una instancia de SCP-1905-1 independientemente del lugar donde haya hecho contacto con el objeto. Si SCP-1905 sigue cargado tras la destrucción de la instancia de SCP-1905-1, una nueva instancia de SCP-1905-1 se materializará en corta proximidad a SCP-1905.

Registro de Recuperación 1905: SCP-1905 fue descubierto en la zona rural de ████████ el ██/██/████. Activos de la Fundación en la zona rastrearon múltiples supuestos "avistamientos de dinosaurios" a la residencia de ███ ██████, de 24 años de edad. SCP-1905 fue encontrado dentro de una granja cerca al cuerpo del Sr. ██████. Una instancia de SCP-1905-1 presente dentro de la granja fue atacada y destruida por el equipo de recuperación. El intento inicial de trasladar a SCP-1905 al Sitio-83 fue infructuoso (Ver Registro de Incidente 1905-Alfa). SCP-1905 fue recuperado de los restos de la aeronave de transporte sin daños y fue exitosamente trasladado al Sitio-83.

+ Documento Suplementario 1905-Delta

El siguiente documento es una copia del contenido encontrado en una hoja de papel dentro de un contenedor de transporte en la residencia del Sr. ██████. Ni el papel ni la caja tenían remitente. El papel estaba ligeramente dañado en el momento de la recuperación.

Hola, mi amigo rico en TESTOSTERONA. ¿Eres el más ABURRIDO de tus amigos? ¿Las damas te encuentran POCO INTERESANTE? ¿Lloras hasta quedarte dormido sabiendo que morirás SOLO Y SIN AMOR? No te preocupes más, mi amigo. Con el CAZA-DINOSAURIOS MODELO 6 nunca más serás el chico aburrido en las fiestas. Impresiona a las damas, cautiva a tus conocidos, y provoca PURA EMOCIÓN en los que te rodean con el CAZA-DINOSAURIOS MODELO 6. Conviértete en un verdadero CAZADOR DE DINOSAURIOS y presume tus HABILIDADES INCREÍBLES a los que te rodean. ¿Estás listo para cazar en el JUEGO MÁS PELIGROSO?

Sr. ██████, según entendemos, eres absolutamente PATÉTICO. Pero mientras sigas los procedimientos indicados en tu MANUAL DE OPERADORES DE CAZA-DINOSAURIOS MODELO 6, puede que al fin crezcas a ser alguien que no es un EJEMPLO ABSOLUTAMENTE DESPRECIABLE DE UN SER HUMANO. ¡Así que levántate, ten listo tu rifle, y ve y MATA UN POCO DE ESCORIA REPTILIANA!

Nosotros aquí en [CENSURADO] le recordamos que no nos hacemos responsables por ninguna lesión infligida a usted y a los que le rodean como resultado directo del uso del Caza-Dinosaurios Modelo 6. En el evento que su Caza-Dinosaurios Modelo 6 manifieste criaturas del periodo Triásico o Jurásico, retornelo inmediatamente a su instalación [CENSURADO] dentro de 30 días para un reembolso total. En el caso de que usted no siga el plan de pago indicado en su paquete de compra del Caza-Dinosaurios Modelo 6, sepa que lo encontraremos y su castigo será administrado como se indica en el artículo 7 subsección D (Acciones Punibles) de su Guía Informativa del Caza-Dinosaurios Modelo 6.

Registro de Incidente 1905-Alfa: Durante la contención inicial, el personal de recuperación se olvidó de descargar a SCP-1905 antes de almacenarlo para transporte al Sitio-83. Aproximadamente 14 minutos tras la salida hacia el Sitio-83, una instancia de SCP-1905-1 se manifestó en la cabina de la aeronave de transporte; el control de esta fue perdido poco después, ocasionando que la aeronave se estrellara en un área de bosque pequeña. Información sobre el accidente fue suprimida exitosamente y SCP-1905 fue recuperado intacto.

Footnotes

1. N. del T.: En el artículo original, "stopping rifle" (traducido como "rifle de detención") es un término utilizado para referirse a un rifle capaz de detener a un animal que esté embistiendo al usuario.

2. Entendido como un juego de palabras el cual combina la palabra "Jurassic" (Jurásico) y la frase "Ass-Kick" (Patear tu trasero)

3. Entendido como un juego de palabras el cual combina la palabra "Dinosaur" (Dinosaurio) y "Sore" (Herida o llaga)

4. [Person who ran this meeting] Flagged the audio recording as potentially containing and possible propogation of Nomenclative effects. The content of this sentence was diliberatly changed as per protocol 4000-Eshu. As per protocol, the recording was passed through in a fragmented manner in an advanced AI construct where it IDed the time index of the violation. The origional recording has been destroyed, with the only copy containing 3 seconds of silence. As for the transcript, an appropriate substitue was made by the Eshu team.

5. Action was taken, Dr Clark was removed from SCP-XXXX's and all other Ethics Subcomittiees and was docked 3 months pay and amnesticized, however he has filed a infomation discosure request as to why he was docked 3 months pay.

6. fucking goblin

7. dont ask

8. bullshit fucking janky ass coding…

9. browser history… we looked at his browser history

10. PLEASE bro i need this bro looking at porn only works for so long bro please i need my anomalous waifu bro please i already bought her anatomically-correct body pillow from bright (twice) please bro just let me see her bro please

11. SCP-XXXX displays a degree of sapience, able to determine whether the signature belongs to its user.

12. Payment can be in dollars ($), euros (€), pounds (£), or yen (¥).

13. On several occasions, gashes on the backs of test subjects resembled their signatures.

14. An irrational fear of spending money.

SCP-1776

SCP-1776 poco después de su descubrimiento.

Ítem #: SCP-1776

Clasificación del Objeto: Seguro

Procedimientos Especiales de Contención: SCP-1776 ha de mantenerse tras un vidrio opaco inastillable en una sala cerrada del Sitio-632, las oficinas de la empresa de fachada de la Fundación, Springfield Cargo Protection. El Destacamento Ómicron-6991-B ("Whackblotter") es responsable de la seguridad del Sitio-632 y SCP-1776. D-Ómicron-6991-B ha de ser empleado indirectamente por el equipo de gestión del Sitio-632 y no ha de ser informado de la existencia de la Fundación. Miembros del D-Ómicron-6991-B han de ser reclutados exclusivamente de personas con antecedentes laborales en la policía o seguridad privada. Ninguna persona que haya servido en las fuerzas armadas de cualquier nación o en cualquier organización paramilitar, incluso como parte de un destacamento de la Fundación, ha de participar en las pruebas o la contención de SCP-1776.

Un asta de bandera sin uso ha de ser instalada en la plaza segura al frente de la entrada al Sitio-632. En caso de una brecha de contención, los individuos afectados deberán intentar buscar esta área por su cuenta. La plaza ha de ser evacuada y todo el personal ex-militar ha de ser extraído de la zona hasta que SCP-1776 sea contenido nuevamente. En caso de una brecha de contención masiva, la dispersión aérea de amnésticos Clase-E está autorizada. Personal de seguridad adicional ha de ser desplegado a discreción, asegurándose que sólo sea desplegado personal no-militar.

Descripción: SCP-1776 es una bandera de nylon cosida a máquina de la desaparecida República Federal Socialista de Yugoslavia, midiendo 0.9 metros por 1.5 metros. Examinación forense sugiere que SCP-1776 fue producido a mediados o finales de los años 70. Aparte de signos de desgaste típicos de una bandera de su antigüedad, SCP-1776 presenta desgaste a lo largo de los bordes y múltiples perforaciones aparentemente causadas por disparos.

Los efectos anómalos de SCP-1776 se exhiben cuando la bandera es observada por un individuo que ha servido en las fuerzas armadas de su nación o en una organización paramilitar organizada y disciplinada de manera sustancialmente similar a un ejército nacional, como un contratista militar privado o un grupo de resistencia partidista. La persona observando a SCP-1776 no lo percibirá como una bandera Yugoslava, si no como la bandera de su propia nación, o como una bandera de regimiento perteneciente a una unidad con la que se identifique fuertemente. El sujeto subsecuentemente percibirá que cualquier otro individuo presente en proximidad a SCP-1776, tanto si se ven afectados por este como si no, son enemigos de la entidad que creen representa SCP-1776 y que pretenden destruirla o profanarla.

Una vez afectado, el individuo se tornará altamente agresivo y utilizará cualquier medio a su alcance para hacerse con la posesión de SCP-1776. Una vez lo posean, intentarán dirigirse a un asta, ventana u otro lugar público altamente visible y mostrar a SCP-1776. Esta exhibición tendrá efectos similares en cualquier otra persona con antecedentes militares que la observe, potencialmente resultando en violencia a gran escala por la posesión y protección de SCP-1776.

Este efecto se mantendrá mientras el individuo afectado esté dentro del alcance visual de SCP-1776; removiendo a SCP-1776 de las proximidades del sujeto, o viceversa, es suficiente para negar su efecto. Si múltiples individuos con antecedentes militares similares son expuestos a SCP-1776 a la vez, podrán intentar cooperar en la captura y exhibición de la misma; sin embargo, estas asociaciones son frágiles y se han observado romperse rápidamente, sobre todo si las personas implicadas tienen un historial de regimiento diferente.

SCP-1776 fue adquirido mediante la incorporación de recursos de la Fundación a la misión de mantenimiento de la paz de las Naciones Unidas en Yugoslavia en 1992. Tres días de intensos disturbios en Sarajevo se concentraron en torno a un edificio de oficinas en el centro económico de la ciudad. Reconocimiento identificó a SCP-1776, el cual estaba siendo exhibido desde una ventana en un tercer piso, como el punto focal de la intensa guerra de facciones en donde se centraba el mayor grupo. El primer intento de la Fundación de dispersar a los manifestantes y adquirir a SCP-1776 falló cuando el Destacamento Móvil Ómicron-6991-A ("No Tenemos Un Chao") rompió el contacto tras informar a Control de que "[no vamos a] dejar a estos bastardos quemar nuestra bandera". El edificio de oficinas el cual había sido puesto bajo el control del DM-6991-A fue destruido por bombardeo aéreo, resultando en la expiración de los miembros del Destacamento, y un equipo civil fue desplegado para remover a SCP-1776 de los escombros.

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 16:39

Item Number: SCP-6031

Object Class: Euclid

Description: SCP-6031 is an 11 year old juvenile male. Found abandoned in a forest in Southern Alaska. The MTF team that found SCP-6031 noted that it had a highly convincing and manipulative nature, while not posing any immediate threat. SCP-6031 is also very sadistic and often comments on how it wishes "the world would just explode already". SCP-6031 willingly went with the MTF team to Site-██. On the way, MTF noted that SCP-6031 was quite clairvoyant. SCP-6031 could predict anything in the future it wished to [Hence why it's called The Clairvoyant]. However, the reason the MTF team took SCP-6031 as an anomaly is because it demonstrated it could kill anything simply by touching it if it wanted to. SCP-6031 does not age or mature any more than it already has. SCP-6031 can be helpful to people if it feels like it.

Whenever SCP-6031 kills something, it disintegrates into a highly alkaline blue fluid that will cause the same fate to whoever comes into contact with the fluid. This fluid will eventually dissipate over time.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6031 is to be held in a Level-3 clearance standard containment cell with nothing specifically different, as SCP-6031 doesn't pose an immediate threat to human life unless extremely aggravated. SCP-6031 is allowed to communicate with staff. SCP-6031's asked for books in it's cell, specifically about Microbiology or Infectious Diseases, Site Command allowed it. [See Addendum 1]. SCP-6031 has never attempted to breach containment, and has explained it sees no reason to.

Addendum 1: "Can I have books to read? It's pretty boring in here." "What kind of books?" - Dr. Garza. "I'm actually interested in Microbiology."…

Addendum 2: SCP-6031 when asked about what it thought of SCP-049 (due to the interest in Infectious Diseases from SCP-6031), said "I mean at least he tries, but he would do much better if he learned modern medicine and used things like antibiotics to cure the plague."

Addendum 3: SCP-6031 when asked about SCP-008 said "I see no point in making the walking dead. I'd rather keep my victims alive to make them suffer if I was a virus."
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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 16:19

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a glass cubic box (2.5m x 2.5m x 2.5m). Level 1 clearance is needed to access SCP-XXXX but supervision from a security member is also required.

Class-D testing is authorised. Class-D personnel must wear SCP-XXXX and note down any immediate effects upon wearing SCP-XXXX. Once SCP-XXXX is taken off, physical examinations will be needed to see any change in the subject's health.

Class-D testing is no longer permitted. SCP-XXXX is to only be accessed for janitorial servicing.

SCP-XXXX must be cleaned bimonthly (once every two months) with a sodium bicarbonate solution to prevent copper corrosion or oxidation. Security personnel must supervise any janitors cleaning SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Spartan helmet that is assumed to be used during the Battle of Thermopylae (400 BCE). SCP-XXXX is made of a copper substance and was discovered in an archeological site in Laconia, Greece (located in the Peloponnese peninsula).

SCP-XXXX is a volatile anomaly. Once a person wears SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will release a sharp blade (hidden within the backside of itself) down the neck of the subject, merely touching the cervical spinal cord. Attempting to remove SCP-XXXX will result in the spine being severed from SCP-XXXX's blade. This will paralyse the subject and cause blood loss, slowly killing the subject.

SCP-XXXX has been relocated to [DATA EXPUNGED] in Site-16 as of June 2021.

Addendum:

Incident XXXX-1:

When SCP-XXXX was first put into containment in Site-16, a test involving a Class-D and Dr. Lanktorn (senior research member) was scheduled on [REDACTED]. The test resulted in the death of Subject D-4721. A video log of the test has been recovered recently:

VIDEO LOG

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DATE: [REDACTED]

NOTE: This video log is an example of SCP-XXXX's abilities and lethality.

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[BEGIN LOG]

[00:01]: D-4721 enters SCP-XXXX's chamber.

[00:03]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, take SCP-XXXX out of its container. Handle it with care.

[00:10]: D-4721 takes SCP-XXXX out of its box.

[00:12]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, place SCP-XXXX on your head.

[00:15]: SCP-XXXX is worn by D-4721. No reaction is present.

[00:18]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, do you feel different upon wearing SCP-XXXX?

[00:25]: D-4721: (Calm) Not yet. I can't really feel anything strange.

[00:32]: DR. LANKTORN: (Writing on notepad) Ok, report any strange sensations or pain to us.

[1:23]: After almost a minute of waiting, a sound of a blade unsheathing is heard followed by screaming from D-4721. Blood appears on the back of D-4721's neck.

[1:24]: D-4721: (Screaming in agony) Doctor, get this thing off of me!

[1:29]: DR. LANKTORN: (Stern) D-4721, remain calm and still.

[1:36]: DR. LANKTORN: (On radio) This is Dr. Lanktorn, requesting medical staff. We have a situation regarding SCP-XXXX. It seems to have attacked Subject D-4721. We are unsure of what has exactly happened but there is a visible injury on the test subject's neck, possibly damaging the test subject's artery or spinal cord.

[2:05]: D-4721 attempts to take off SCP-XXXX.

[2:10]: DR. LANKTORN: D-4721, do not touch or provoke SCP-XXXX. Do not attempt to try and take off SCP-XXXX. Wait for medical staff to arrive.

[2:30]: D-4721 tries to take off SCP-XXXX again. He falls on the floor and does not move

[2:35]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, can you hear us?

[2:43]: No response is given from D-4721.

[2:47]: DR. LANKTORN: D-4721, please respond.

[2:54]: Still no response is given from D-4721.

[2:56]: DR. LANKTORN: (On radio) We have an update on SCP-XXXX. The test subject is presumed deceased as of now. No response is given from the test subject. We need an update on when medical staff is arriving.

[3:34]: //Two medical officers enter the room and check D-4721.

[3:42]: MEDICAL OFFICER 1: No pulse. Subject is confirmed dead. We will have to assess the damages caused by SCP-XXXX.

[3:56]: DR. LANKTORN: Understood.

[4:00]: The two medical officers take off SCP-XXXX and check the injury site.

[4:46]: MEDICAL OFFICER 2: D-4721's cervical spinal cord has been completely severed. There has also been some damage on the carotid artery and the jugu-.

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[END LOG]

Dr. Lanktorn was interviewed shortly after this incident. It has been decided by O5-██ to cancel any further testing on SCP-XXXX.

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 11:49

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard sized room with heat and sound insulated walls, made of steel, lined with mirrors, at temperatures ranging from -23 to 23 degrees Celsius, guarded by 8 armed personnel, monitored by hidden cameras…

Description: SCP-XXXX is an intelligent, humanoid anomaly that measures 2 meters (x) kilograms.

SCP-XXXX has light red skin (almost white), wears a white mask on his face, and has short claws on his fingers.
SCP-XXX has a heavy impact on human psychology, (It has good effects on psychology in God form, it will cause irreversible psychological problems on the person if one sees it in his true form.) Paranoia, hallucinations, irrational fear, nausea, anger are some of them.

SCP was discovered through a notebook written in letter/diary style found by foundation staff member A. C.

Notebook is attached below.

+ Click to read diary

Day 4 : Karla, today we went for a walk in nature in *, behind a river there was a cave with light filtering through it, all 4 of my friends hesitated to go in, they came after me when I entered first, and then Karla, I saw her, God I saw Karla, I saw heaven, we all saw it, you must meet God, but let me tell you anyway, God is almost 2 meters, handsome, slightly bearded, muscular, admirable, anyway, let me tell you the story, we went inside, I didn't believe my eyes Karla, inside the cave turned into a huge paradise, one day we will definitely come here together, God greeted us with our names one by one, then he told us that this is heaven and he is God, we all looked at him with admiration, my eyes filled with tears, I hugged God, he hugged me and patted my head, just like a father… Then he took us to a river flowing with milk the milk was cold but still felt perfect, it tasted better than any milk, we relaxed in the river, I asked which animal's milk is that to God, he laughed lightly and said "partly human", anyway, I came out peacefully out of the river afterwards, and lay down on the perfectly smelling clean grass and wrote these texts for you, to read…

Day 5 : I fell asleep, I dreamed of God, he was just looking at me, seriously… Unlike always, I did not feel so peaceful after waking up, until I saw God and my friends, they all went out together again, I went right next to them, we watched heaven from the mountain. Then I asked God to have a meal together, God created a table with a gesture, on it were excellent steaks on gold plates, luxury wines in gold glasses, and an apple in the middle, God sat in the middle, took a bite of the apple and then destroyed it, I didn't care and started eating with everyone, sorry Karla but God cooks better than you :D
Anyway, some time passed and God told us that we can sleep in the clouds, the clouds are more like cotton than real clouds, but still comfortable, now I'm going to let myself go to these comfortable clouds, look what you missed, I told you your vacation would be great, I wish you could come too. I love you Karla, I love you my love…

Day 6 : Karla, I don't understand why I'm having such strange dreams in heaven, I saw God again he looked at me, he took a bite from the apple in his hand and threw the apple down from heaven, then he laughed contemptuously. When I woke up I felt very strange, I told God my dream, I was in heaven but He said that such things are normal since I haven't died yet, we ate together and then I had the best moments of my life, we went to space together, we flew quickly in space with a cool wind, we passed through nebulae, we saw beautiful landscapes, we saw galaxies, we landed on different planets, We are finally back in heaven. I decided to take a rest on the milk river.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 10:28

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX requires an extremely specific containment procedure due to its ability to spawn itself from any graphical representation whatever the medium. This includes photographs, digital or analog, videos or still. Its even been known to metamorphosis itself from paintings that are hundreds of years old. XXXX must be kept in a one by one meter lead containment chamber lined with highly reflective material (mirrors/highly polished metal). Under absolutely no circumstances can the anomaly be watched/recorded on security feed.

Description: There are currently fifteen XXXX anomalies in containment as of 2017, with an estimated 100 more or so still evading capture. Witness reports from both civilians as well as D-Class personnel involved during testing with the anomaly have described XXXX as roughly twelve to fourteen feet in height, along with having grayish deteriorating skin where, in some places, has eroded to show a black exoskeleton.

Addendum:

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 01:16

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Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's sentience, it is to be contained in a small standard humanoid containment chamber.

Addendum: At SCP-XXXX's request, along with its compliant behevor, it has been moved a standard humanoid containment chamber along, along with the necessary changes to ensure its furnishings are of commiserate with its size

Addendum: By order of Site-YY director and with approval of O5-█, due to its contributions to the foundation, it is to be moved into an on site single room dormitory and given level 1 clearance, with any higher clearance to be approved via site director

Addendum: Due to incident-ZZ, SCP-XXXX has been moved back into a standard humanoid containment chamber as disciplinary action but is still permitted to interact with site staff during normal working hours. Return to its previous containment and privileges is dependent on its conduct and authorization of Site YY director.

Note: As a part of the Numaeh Initiative derived from the work of Senior Researcher Stanley Huxtable (see SCP-5031) and both the SCP-XXXX having showing no other anomalous properties and its pro-social behavior, Site Director YY has been granted permission to provide accommodations and rewards to SCP-XXXX for behavior deemed beneficial to both ensuring continued containment without resistance and to the Foundation.

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Description: SCP-XXXX is a 35.56 cm tall anthropomorphic kangaroo doll, having previously been owned by Dr AAAA, from the "edutainment" show Katy the Curious series of the 1980's that aired on various public broadcasting stations. It is capable and moving and communicating on its own, despite its interior still being made of Polyester Fiber. It has a learning rate commensurate with a normal human and is capable of making independent discoveries, motivating its own success, and finding unique solutions to questions poised to it. It has been subjected to the Pallapothu Sentience Test(PST) and found to have passed with a 96% level of confidence, and passed the Goodfellow Sapiance Test(GST) with a level of confidence of 98%. Due to this, the Ethics Committee is to meet every six months and review its file in order to ensure that SCP-XXXX is not being ethically mistreated (As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-5).

Addendum: SCP-XXXX has requested that a magnet be sewed onto its front right limb in order for it to act as an ad hoc hand. After getting authorization from the Ethics Committie, the procedure has been carried out by an experience seamstress. Using this magnet, it can attach small items to it, primarily a tiny disk with an electrostatic field disruption element in order to be able to use touch screen tablets, to which it uses for a variety of things such as taking notes, running programs, reading Foundation approved material, and as observed by Researcher Wenda, to play digitized versions of board games such as Checkers.

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Addendum 1 - History

Before becoming anomoulus, SCP-XXXX owned by Dr. Fir, kept in his desk as part of an agreement between him, his immediate boss, and foundation HR to help him with deal with [redacted]. Due to his worry that it would make him the subject of ridicule, it was kept in his desk when his office had visitors.
SCP-XXXX was discovered initially during a sweep for survivors after a breech of SCP-682

Background

Katy the Curious was an animated show produced by Australia’s Public Broadcasting Service in the 1980’s that ran nine seasons. Featuring the eponymous Katy the Kangaroo, its central focus was on providing the viewer with rudimentary scientific knowledge like gravity, the weather, geology, macrobiology, but it does not elaborate further into the fields beyond what a pre-schooler would understand. It was picked up by several government broadcasting services during its run, including a few PBS stations in the United States.

Inital Recovery Log

Search and Rescue Video Log Transcript

Date: OPTIONAL

Exploration Team: TEAM NAME - OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Team Lead: Alice

Team Members: Alice, Bob,Claire, Dylan

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[BEGIN LOG]

Alice: Alright, Sector 2 is clear, lets move to Sector 3

Bob: SCP-682 seems to be having an offday, more survivors than usual.

Alice: Possibly new sedatives, word has it that higher ups are worried that over time it'll become immune to the ones we keep using on him

Claire: Alright Command, we're heading into Sector 3

//Command: // Affirmative, keep us posted. We just got word that SCP-[Redacted] has been successfully recontained

Dylan: This is giving me the creeps. Only two deaths so far? What did satellite images have to say about Sector 3?

Bob: I think it showed a near curved line to the cafeteria

Dylan: And that's where the corpses are going to be

Alice: Shut up
[Team stops outside a door labeled Sector 3]

Alice: Command, we are now entering Sector 3

[Team passes through door, lights are flickering and while nearby, the site seems be in good condition, further down the hall shows debris and hanging wires]

Alice: Command, we are now in Sector 3 a-

A cry for help can be heard in the distance

Alice: Command, we are hearing a cry for assistance, is SCP-[Redacted] or SCP-[Redacted] on site?

Alice: Also whatever is calling out for help, it has an seemingly Australian accent

Command: Negative, proceed with extreme caution though. Also Dr. BBBB and Jr Researcher CCCC and D-Class DDDD are Australian Citizens, it could be one of them. If it's DDDD, if she is not compliant, you have permission to terminate.

[The MTF starts moving through a hallway until they come across an office suite where it is assumed SCP-682 passed through during its escape, the camera catches sight of SCP-XXXX briefly before it turns to scan the room]

SCP-XXXX: One of you call an Ambo, my friend is beneath the rubble here!
[Camera suddenly shifts back to SCP-XXXX, trying to wrap its arms around a piece of concrete and dragging it with little success]

Claire: Holy shit

Alice: Command, we have a 0343, moving childrens toy, capable of speech

Bob: Down on the ground!

[SCP-XXXX complies, falling on its frontside]

SCP-XXXX: He's in the rubble, please!

Command: Understood, running breech check

[Dylan moves over and takes a look]

Dylan: Bob, you got it covered?

Bob: Yes.

[Camera shows Bob maintaining his distance from SCP-XXXX with his rifle pointed at it, SCP-XXXX is shaking]

Command: SCP-[Redacted] and SCP-[Redacted] confirmed to still be contained at [Redacted] and [Redacted]. Confirmed Hostal?

Alice: Negative, it is complying with commands given to it.

Dylan: We got a live one!

[Camera feed shows Dylan starting to remove debris, revealing the face of Dr. Fir.

Command: Assume anomalous item is unrelated to any known SCP. Secure i-, wait, secure the area, SCP-[Redacted] is giving the capture team trouble.

Alice: Copy.

[Camera shows the team moving to secure the area while Dylan continues to provide first response aid to Dr. Stilter. Cut for time, as SCP-XXXX remains on the floor and Dr. Stilter is stabalized]

Command: Its escaped containment, station team northwest in the room and await further orders.

[Sound of roaring is heard, the team stops what their doing and sets up fire positions]

[Camera faces Northwest for 2 minutes]

SCP-XXXX: There there now, you’ve been through worse
[Camera turns to show SCP-XXXX at the side of Dr.Fir’s head, stroking his forehead]

Bob: What are you doing? Return t-

[Bob is interrupted by another, louder roar]

Claire: Fuck the egghead, SCP-682 is getting closer!

[5 Minutes pass, roaring slowly becomes softer and softer, the camera checks on SCP-XXXX every minute or so, each time still standing next to Dr.Fir]

Dr.Fir: oh fuck

SCP-XXXX: Shhh

[Dr.Fir starts laughing]

Dr.Fir Ether I’m dying, or your some god forsaken anamous object taking the form of Katy to fuck with me before I die. So this is how I go out, crushed by a fucking monster and being mocked by some god damn entity puppetering Katy. If its the latter, fuck you. Pick something else.

SCP-XXXX: I’m not being puppeted, and that's a rude thing to say.

Dr. Fir: Yeah well, to quote CCCC, ‘Fuck me, when's smoko cunt?’

[Dr.Fir starts laughing again]

[Dylan moves over back to Dr Fir, and continues first response]

Dr Fir: Oh hey there I think you’re gonna have to terminate me, I’m seeing my childhood toy doll moving around and talking

Dylan: You’re not seeing things

Dr Fir: Oh fuck, they’re going to terminate us all now

SCP-XXXX: Why is he behaving this way?

[Dylan looks at SCP-XXXX and 10 seconds pass before he shakes his head and continues his work]

Dylan: Morphine and possibly blood loss.

SCP-XXXX: That would do it.

Dylan: though we can’t exclude that you’re having an effect on him

SCP-XXXX: What do yo- Hey!

[Camera scoops up SCP-XXXX and attempts to put it into a Type-1 Containment bag]

SCP-XXXX: Hey! Stop! Let me go!

[SCP-XXXX is put into the containment bag and sealed in. Camera still shows her fighting in the bag, attempting to get out]

SCP-XXXX: Let me go! He needs me!

[After 45 seconds of struggling in the bag, SCP-XXXX ceases hostile movement]

SCP-XXXX: Please let me go. Please.

[END LOG]

Inital Containment Survey

Inital Containment Evaluation

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Evaluator: Franklin Todson

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[BEGIN LOG]

[SCP-XXXX is in a standard processing cell, door opens with Jr Researcher Todson walking in]

Todson: Hello SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: Katy please, look, I need to see Jason, I'm worried that h-

Todson: SCP-XXXX, please look at the tip of my pen and follow it with your eyes.

[SCP-XXXX follows Todson's pen as he moves it from side to side]

SCP-XXXX: Please, I'll do what you ask, but I need to see Jason, I'm worried that h-

Todson: What will happen if you don't see him?

**SCP-XXXX:* Uh, um… What do you mean?

Todson: If you do not meet with Dr Fir, will anything anamous happen?

SCP-XXXX: No, but I'm deeply worried that he won't take our separation well.

[Todson writes on clipboard]

Todson: SCP-XXXX I'm going to ask you to walk from that corner to the corner adjacent, could you do that for me please?

[SCP-XXXX gets up and starts hopping to the rightmost corner of the room, and hops to the opposite corner. SCP-XXXX then holds out her arms as if in jest]

SCP-XXXX: Is Jason okay?

Todson: I can't say. Please step over here and jump as high as you can.

[SCP-XXXX hops over to the vertical wall measure and jumps, Todson records the results]

Todson: Please answer the following questions

SCP-XXXX: Will it help me see Jason?

[Todson looks at SCP-XXXX and pauses]

Todson: Possibly.

[SCP-XXXX throws its limbs up in frustration and crosses them]

Todson: There exists a community and only that community, one of whose members is a barber. This barber operated under an unusual rule: his task was to shave every man in the community who did not shave himself, and only those men. Who shaves the barber? Assume he is the only barber in his community.

[There is a slight pause, SCP-XXXX's head tilts and then returns in place]

SCP-XXXX: He leaves the community for a nearby community with a barber that can shave him.

Todson: You're wal- hopping in a forest, you look down and find a snake poised to bite into you. Next to it, you can see a nest with its eggs. What do you do?

SCP-XXXX: Slowly back away

Todson: Describe in single words only spiteful things about your mother.

[SCP-XXXX pauses for 45 seconds, seemingly speechless]

SCP-XXXX: I… I don't have a mother, I don't think. I can't remember one…

Todson: Your watching a stage play, the characters are at a banquet and a noose drops from the stage above, where the actors hang one of their own. The man is asphyxiating. Then more nooses drop from the stage as the actors hang themselves. What do you do?

SCP-XXXX: Is it part of the play?

[20 seconds pass as Todson remains silent]

SCP-XXXX: If the first man was turning blue, I would call for help, otherwise I would assume its part of the play.

Todson: There are 5 men surrounding a star with 5 points, with 5 candles they let the hot wax drip onto the face of 5 corpses. Each of the 5 men recites 5 different poems from 5 different languages. Where is the Starfish?

SCP-XXXX: Wait, what starfish?

Todson: Is the seventh epoch upon us?

SCP-XXXX: Hang on, what are you talking abo-

Todson: Who took my lasagna?

SCP-XXXX: I don't know who took your lasagna, now going back t-

Todson: I have never been to Versailles before. I want to be loved.

SCP-XXXX: Is that a question? What is going on h-

Todson: Imagine your favorite thing. It is now burning. What do you do?

[SCP-XXXX is visibly frustrated]

SCP-XXXX: I don't know.

Todson: Who took the skin of your thi-

[SCP-XXXX screams and pounds her right limb down]

SCP-XXXX: Stop it!

Todson: …shit.

[Todson pulls radio]

Todson: Prep the PST and GST, set the Maze for 4 meters, no doors.

[Todson finishing writing down on his clipboard and prepares to leave]

SCP-XXXX: When will I get to see Jason?

Todson: I don't know, maybe if you become a researcher, you'll get to see him at company picnics.

[Todson exits the room]

[END LOG]

Inital Interview

sdfs

Dr Xyn: Good morning SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: It's Morning?

Dr Xyn: Nuh huh. How are you feeling?

[SCP-XXXX looks around the small humanoid containment cell]

SCP-XXXX: Cramped.

Dr Xyn: I would assume so. Now your file has to asking to see Dr. Jason Fir. Can I ask why?

[SCP-XXXX suddenly gets up]

SCP-XXXX: Can I see him?

Dr Xyn: No, I'm asking why do you want to see him.

SCP-XXXX: He dosen't do well without me.

Dr Xyn: What do you mean?

SCP-XXXX: I don't feel comfortable talking about it with you.

Dr Xyn: Why?

SCP-XXXX: Because I've been there most of his life. Most of mine too now that I think about it.

Dr Xyn: Can you eleaborate? What were your first memories?

SCP-XXXX: Well, I remember having friends, I lived in Austrlia and I would teach them things, like Kangaroos, Wallabys, the planets of the solar system, other scientific things. And then I was in a box.

Dr Xyn: A Box?

SCP-XXXX: Yeah a box, on a shelf, I remember seeing me, lots of me, inside other boxes. People walked by, sometimes they would grab one of the other me and other people wearing blue vests would sometimes put more of me on the shelf.

Dr Xyn: And then?

SCP-XXXX: Jason rescued me.

Dr Xyn: He did? How?

SCP-XXXX: He stole me.

Dr Xyn: Hmmm…

SCP-XXXX: I mean, its not that bad as it sounds. He just grabbed my box and walked out the store and no one noticed. I mean, he was a five year old.

Dr Xyn: Oh I see.

SCP-XXXX: I doubt he had the money to buy me or his parents would have bought me. But no one stopped him.

Dr Xyn: Did you try to get out the box by yourself?

SCP-XXXX: No, I mean, I couldn't move. But at the same time, I didn't really panic.

Dr Xyn: What was your last memory of your time in Australia?

SCP-XXXX: Well I remembered teaching my friends about the birds of Australia, like the Emu and the deadly Cassowary.

[SCP-XXXX Puts her limb on her head]

SCP-XXXX: And then I was in the box. I can't remember what happened between talking to my friends about the birds, and the box.

Dr Xyn: Lets put that aside for a moment. After Jason obtained you, what happened?

SCP-XXXX: I don't want to talk about that with you.

Dr Xyn: How come? Did he hurt you?

SCP-XXXX: No. They hurt him.

Dr Xyn: His parents?

SCP-XXXX: [SCP-XXXX remains silent]

SCP-XXXX: I was more a parent to him then his mum and pa. Coulden't move on my own, but Jason helped me out with that when I asked.

[37 seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: I don't know what to say. I remember him watching me on the television and I remember how his parents would terrorize him. I remember the conversations we had. I remember him gripping me tightly while he was crying in bed because his dad hit him for not raking the yard correctly.

[15 seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: It was his first time mind you but that set the tone of our life. Ether he would mess up or his parents would find something to yell or hit him about, terrorize him, and he would come running to me.

[10 seconds of silence]

[SCP-XXXX starts crying, it should be noted as due to its nature, it is noted that are discharged]

SCP-XXXX: Can I please see Jason?

Dr Xyn: SCP-XXXX, thats not something I am authorized to do.

SCP-XXXX: Can I talk to someone who is authorized?

[Dr Xyn perks up, it should be noted that by Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, any sapiant being can request a meeting with the Assistant Site Director]

Dr Xyn: Let me see what I can do for you. I can't promise you anything, but I can definitely ask.

Timeline

Abbreviated Timeline

Subject: SCP-XXXX

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1983~1984: SCP-XXXX was created during this period. Based on samples taken from SCP-XXXX, and due to lack of any tag on the SCP (SCP-XXXX noted it was cut off sometime during Dr Fir's time in the Fourth grade, sometime between 1988 and 1991), in conjunction with manufacturing infomation, SCP-XXXX was ether manufactured as a part of ether Batch XR-156183-D from Dongguan, China, Batch TR-273992-K from Dongguan, China, or VX-486795-Y from Yichang, China.

1984: SCP-XXXX was stolen from a KB Toys from a mall at Dallas Tx in December of that year By Dr. Fir (age 5). Research shows that Galleria Dallas is the most likely mall this happened in based on information given by both Dr Fir and SCP-XXXX.

1984~1986: Dr.Fir keeps SCP-XXXX as an active possession, showing it off during show and tell and bringing it to school. During this time, its attains a grape juice stain on it’s left limb to mishandling by Dr Fir. SCP-XXXX notes that when Dr Fir could not remove the stain, he started handling it with a lot more care.

1987~1991: Dr. Fir keeps SCP-XXXX as a toy in his room, though he doesn't bring it to school anymore, as according to SCP-XXXX: the taunting became unbearable to him. Dr Fir keeps playing with SCP-XXXX during this time.

1991~1996: SCP-XXXX claims that she was taken away from Dr Fir as punishment for not cleaning his room, though it harbors suspicions that the parents took it away in fear that it would stunt his growth. She is put in the attic where she recalls periods of being awake and going to sleep.

1997: Dr Fir, while clearing out the attic, recovers SCP-XXXX and hides it in his bedroom. The two have a talk in which Dr Fir and SCP-XXXX plan to keep SCP-XXXX safe until Dr Fir can get a place of his own.

1998~2002: Dr Fir resides in the dorms of his college. During this period, SCP-XXXX resides in his backpack and only comes out during his time in the private study rooms of the library stacks. [While no hard evidence is given, It is presumed to be the reason why SCP-XXXX was able to attain knowledge of mathematics up to Precalculus and other subjects, as, during Dr Fir’s time in higher mathematics’s courses and other STEM courses, SCP-XXXX said it just ‘tuned him out’]

2003~2008: Dr Fir moves into a studio apartment where SCP-XXXX openly resides. During this time, SCP-XXXX gets thrown by a girlfriend of Dr Fir’s which damages SCP-XXXX’s right limb. Dr Fir attempts to repair the damage, and only succeeds in ensuring the seems don’t worsen.

2009~2013: Dr Fir comes to work for the SCP foundation as a Junior researcher and then promoted to associate researcher. As per discussion with HR and his immediate boss, and after a standard item check, SCP-XXXX is kept with Dr Fir on site as part of an emotional coping mechanism. During the item check, its Hume reading is 1 ± .000012.

2014: After SCP-682 escapes containment, while on search and rescue, SCP-XXXX had gained the ability to move and was attempting to free Dr. Fir from debris that collapsed on him when MTF teams arrived. Initial Hume readings show SCP-XXXX to have a 1.2 Humes ± .000012

Ethics Subcommittee on SCP-XXXX First Meeting

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Subcommittee Chair: Dr Kon

Members: Dr Clark, Dr Gonzalas, Dr Kon

As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, unless the site director or higher expunges the file, this is kept on SCP-XXXX's file for future refrence

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Dr Kon: Recorder is on

Dr Kon: Alright, we are here to exmaine SCP-XXXX's, all in attendence state your name, rank, and that you are of sound mind and body.

Dr Clark: Dr Clark, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Gonzalas: Dr Gonzalas, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Dr Kon, Senior Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Right, so in addition to this being the first time we're meeting to evaluate SCP-XXXX's containment conditions as being ethical, as per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, since it has requested to talk with someone authorized to allow visitation.

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn has loosely interpreted the statement "Can I talk to someone who is authorized?" as "Can I talk to the Assistant Site Director"

Dr Kon: First thing is first, its passed the PST and GST so we need to go through the checklist. During its inital evaluation, it did not seem to be physically harmed and does not seem to be in constant pain. Has its prescribed containment become unbearable for it?

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn did note it requested a bigger containment cell.

Dr Kon: But will it suffer unduly if we don't provide?

Dr Gonzalas: I don't think so.

Dr Kon: Right so who here votes to provide it with a normal sized containment cell? Speak up, as usual the audio recorder can't see your hands

Dr Kon: No one?

Dr Kon: Request rejected. Next, is it eating and sleeping well?

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX dosen't eat. But it does sleep or have an approximate version of it from anywhere between 5 to 9 hours. However its noted that this sleep is not habitual.

Dr Clark: Anything we can do?

Dr Gonzalas: We could introduce a day/night cycle using the lights in its containment cell. See if that helps it.

Dr Kon: Motion to pass?

Dr Clark: Aye

Dr Gonzalas: Aye

Dr Kon: Aye

Dr Kon: Right, jotting it down. Does it need socalization?

Dr Clark: And now is when we start to talk about Dr Fir.

Dr Kon: What do you mean?

Dr Gonzalas: Its been requesting to speak with Dr Fir everytime staff interacts with it

Dr Kon: And?

Dr Clark: Site Director is worried that some secondary SCP effect with manifest if SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir meet.

Dr Gonzalas: Um, given SCP-XXXX's history, wouldn't Dr Fir qualify as family?

Dr Kon: Absolutely not. Using the Bright Family as an example, members are ether blood related, tangentially blood related with respect to Dr Bright themself, or related by marriage. This is just a 35 year old man's emotional coping mechanism. Ether he'll grow up or give up.

Dr Kon: Has Dr Fir requested visitation with SCP-XXXX?

Dr Clark: Dr Fir is still recovering from having the ceiling fall on him, but since then he has made three request, all three denied.

Dr Gonzalas: I'm worried that the Site Director is right on this one. He cites SCP-1913 in his reasoning.

Dr Clark: I'd like to point out that the instances of SCP-1913 have been violent in their attempts to reunite, as opposed to the verbal requests of SCP-XXXX and the bureaucracy requests of Dr Fir.

Dr Gonzalas: What was SCP-XXXX's Hume reading at containment?

Dr Clark: Um… 1.2 Humes, plus of minus error

Dr Gonzalas: That's awfully low.

Dr Clark: Hume level's aren't the end all be all. There are still anomalous items out there with Hume levels close to 1.

Dr Gonzalas: Yeah but that's like viruses and robotics, right? This thing is a stuffed doll that can move and talk on its own. Has Dr Fir hume rating been tested?

Dr Clark: Um, according to his file last measurement was a year ago and he was well within acceptable parameters.

Dr Gonzalas: I think we should request he get measured again.

Dr Clark: I'll jott it down

Dr Kon: Why are we talking about Dr Fir? This is about SCP-XXXX

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir are linked.

Dr Kon: How?

Dr Gonzalas: Did you miss the part on the timeline that shows they've been together for 30 years?

Dr Clark: It only became anomalous over three weeks ago, I'd argue the two only had 3 hours of time together, tops. It even shows on record that when we initially scanned it, it was at 1 hume.

Dr Gonzalas: So it starts at 1 hume, jumps to 1.2, during a containment breech of SCP-682? That can't be coincidence. Anything else breech during that time?

Dr Clark: SCP-AAAA, SCP-BBBB, and SCP-CCCC, but none of them have had a record of 'making an inanament object animate'.

Dr Gonzalas: You know, 100 bucks says that this is some AWCY or Dr Wondertainment bullshit. Site breeches, one of those two wave their hands and suddenly the kangaroo starts hopping. Former to make a point, the latter as a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Dr Clark: Could be The Folks for who Names are Power⁴? Could be more in line with a fairy tale then we realize…

Dr Kon: Stop. First off don't you fucking dare mention anything about "them" again. Now I have to flag this recording and have the Eshu team examine it. Last thing we need is the Eshu team to be air lifted here to try and figure out what the fuck happened to us and our names. Second, We have 33 other SCPs to go through. Is it our goal to figure out how SCP-XXXX was created?

Dr Gonzalas: No.

Dr Clark: No.

Dr Kon: Then stop taking potshots in the dark and leave it to SCP-XXXX's research team to figure out what happened. Our goal is to figure out if it needs socialization.

Dr Clark: And if it qualifies for Sapiance Protocol Λ-3?

Dr Kon: It does. But we can file a memo with the site director citing our individual objections. Now, getting back to the matter at hand. Does it need socialization? Do we need to throw a D-Class in the cell for 2 hours a day to make sure that it dosen't get depressed or suicidal and to keep the foundation as ethically clean as possible?

Dr Gonzalas: There is a note on here from Samantha that its mood seems to be getting worse and she's volunteered to provide it with socialization time.

Dr Kon: Has SCP-XXXX shown to be a danger to itself or others?

Dr Gonzalas: Um, no apparently its been knee deep in a math textbook when working

Dr Clark: Shutting it away with just math to keep it entertained? Now that sounds like a job for this ethics subcommittee.

Dr Kon: As long as Samantha gets site director approval and understands that she is to do this in her free time and that SCP-XXXX could turn into a giant eldritch beast who could do many abhorrent things to her, sure. It's her funeral.

Dr Gonzalas: I'll prepare the paperwork.

Dr Kon: Anything else? Otherwise lets move on.

[Silence]

Dr Kon: Good, stopping the recording

Dr Clark: Says here the cafeteria is serving beef stew again, I vote we file an official query into the matter since we are the ethi-

[RECORDING STOPS]

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Eshu Team Addendum:
Jesus where to begin. While Dr Clark was authorized to have knowledge of A group of beings who live in a very faraway place, the fact that he carelessly discussed the particular topic not only put himself at risk, but everyone in that room and even trigger for a potential cascade of containment breeches shows that he obviously dosen't appreciate the how serious the subject is. Do you people want to find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names? Because careless speech about such things is how you find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names. Recommended that Dr Carp be docked 3 months pay and that Class C Amnestics be given to Dr Carp. Its obviously he can not be trusted to keep certain memories and its best that he be purged of them immediately.⁵ —Dr Pine Forest

Test Logs

Dates : OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Team Lead:

Team Members: Samantha

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[BEGIN LOG]
Test 1: Control Experiment

Experiment: SCP-XXXX was put in a room by its self for 4 hours.

Result: SCP-XXXX asked to go back to it's cointainment cell 15 minutes after being placed in the testing chamber. For the next hour, it complained off and on, noting to pace in the chamber. 1 hour and 15 minutes after the start of the experiment, it began to scream and curse. 2 Hours in, it asked to see Dr Fir. 2 Hours and 30 minutes in, it went to the corner entered into it's resting cycle, where it remained for the remaining hour and 30 minutes.

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Test 2

Experiment: SCP-XXXX was put in a room with D-Class with no history of violence. D-Class was instructed not to interact with SCP-XXXX in anyway

Result: SCP-XXXX was silent for the first 30 minutes, and then attempted to talk to the D-Class. After the D-Class remained silent, SCP-XXXX laid itself against the wall and waited for the duration of the exparament

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Test 3

Experiment: New D-Class with no history of violence was put in chamber with SCP-XXXX and instructed to roll a plastic ball to it, and if it rolled it back, to again roll the ball to it. D-Class was instructed not to verbally communicate with SCP-XXXX

Result: SCP-XXXX and D-Class rolled the ball back and forth with eachother for 5 minutes before SCP-XXXX laid itself against the wall and returned to sleep

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Test 4

Experiment: SCP-XXXX was placed in a testing chamber set up with walls at 0 degree celcius and a heating element in the center of the room at 100 degrees celcius

Result: SCP-XXXX moved itself to the temperature gradient of the room that was approximately 22 degrees Celsius.

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Test 5

Experiment: SCP-XXXX was subjected to various loud noises

Result: 5 minutes in, SCP-XXXX cried out for Dr Fir to save it. It used its limbs to clamp down it's ears to the best of its ability. 10 minutes in under threat of being reported to the ethics liaison by Samantha, the experiment ceased.

Notes: SCP-XXXX stayed curled up in a ball, keeping its ears closed as it was being transported out of the testing chamber

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Test 6

Experiment: SCP-XXXX to be subjected to a room where the air pressure would have been reduced from standard to zero in a vacuum test chamber

Result: Aborted before it could be carried out. Samantha flagged this and the prevexperiment as unethical as SCP-XXXX was shown to feel pain as per the PST and the local ethics committee liaison

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[END LOG]
Note from Dr Unisca

I was asked to address why I felt that such measures need to be taken in our experiments with SCP-XXXX. Normally when we work with an SCP, their properties become apparent within two experiments. The sooner we discover that an SCP can do something, the sooner we can adjust containment protocols to protect ourselves and the SCP. Honestly something should have come up when the D-Class surveyor did the initial evaluation, or when Xyn interviewed it. But so far, nothing. I would like it noted that every SCP that broke out of containment the day SCP-XXXX animated has a history of violence. Sooner or later, SCP-XXXX will show its true nature. Ether it will be in a laboratory where we can keep it under control, or in its containment cell where it kills a guard and moves through the complex, slaughtering personal and freeing various other SCPs from their contaiment. I was not being cruel. I was simply being proactive.

Dr Unisca was repremanded by the Ethics Subcommittie and docked half a month's pay. Furthermore there has been an indefninite moratorium on any exparaments or tests to be done on SCP-XXXX.

Socalization Event 001

Inital Containment Evaluation

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Evaluator: Samantha

Note: Due to ethical issues stemming from inital testing with SCP-XXXX, all interaction between SCP-XXXX and Foundation Staff is to be recorded. As per Samantha's request, the first session is to be kept in SCP-XXXX's file for posterity.

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[Door Opens, SCP-XXXX turns from reading its book and faces Samantha]

Samantha: Hello Katy.

SCP-XXXX: Hello?

[Samantha closes the door behind her and crouches]

Samantha: They tell me you've been having a rough week.

[SCP-XXXX backs away and attempts to use the book it is reading to shield itself from Samantha]

Samantha: I'm not here to take you for testing.

[SCP-XXXX remains silent, Samantha sits on the ground]

[3 minutes of silence passes]

SCP-XXXX: Go away.

Samantha: Katy, we're not going to hurt you anymo-

SCP-XXXX: Bullshit

[SCP-XXXX tosses the book aside]

SCP-XXXX: I was in there for who know's how long as you kept increasing the volume. And that's ignoring putting me in that freezing room.

Samantha: I understand your frustration Katy

SCP-XXXX: Stop calling me that! You get to call me SCP whatever because it makes it easier doing things like not letting me see Jason!

[5 seconds of silence]

Samantha: Katy, we do that in order to ensure we stay objective.

SCP-XXXX: I know what you do here. You secure, protect, and contain, but who bloody protects us from you?

Samantha: Well that would technically be the job of the ethics committee

SCP-XXXX: Wonderful. How ethical would you say it is if I threw you into a pool and slowly heated it up to boiling? I'll be sure to document 'squirmed like a lobster until termination, red all over'

Samantha: Katy, how much do you know about us?

SCP-XXXX: Jason woulden't tell me.

[3 seconds of silence]

Samantha: Says that he has to practice keeping those kinds of secrets from me so that he doesn't slip out what he does here by accident. All I could figure out is what SCP meant and that you guys contain bad things, monster and what not.

[3 seconds of silence, SCP-XXXX noticeably relaxes]

SCP-XXXX: I'm surprised you consider me, a hopping doll a monster.

Samantha: So you know you're a toy?

[SCP-XXXX audiably groans]

SCP-XXXX: Yes, I know. There was a time when I remember being real, made of flesh and blood, and I would teach things to my friends. And then one day, it all goes dark. Wake up in the middle of an American toy store, and I see an entire shelf of me. Couldn't move. Couldn't blink. This goes on for a few weeks, maybe months pass on by. Then this mop headed kid shows up, looks to the left, looks to the right and

[SCP-XXXX laughs and smiles]

SCP-XXXX: Bugger took me off the shelf and just walked out the store.

[15 seconds of silence as SCP-XXXX sits]

SCP-XXXX: He took me home. I remember seeing the dark autumn sky as he carried me for what seemed like forever. Introduced me to his other toys. Tucked himself in, but then he comes over and lets me sleep with him because he thinks I'm cold.

[SCP-XXXX begins to cry]

SCP-XXXX: Can I please see Jason?

[SCP-XXXX continues to cry for 30 seconds before Samantha responds]

Samantha: Katy, there are things I can and I can't tell you. Part of the rotten luck you're in.

SCP-XXXX: I know he's not dead.

Samantha: How?

SCP-XXXX: A ceiling falling on him is nothing compared to one beating his dad gave him. Didn't break him then. Patched himself up, locked his bedroom door while I comforted him. I mean, I couldn't do much for him back then, given I couldn't even lift my arms up.

Samantha: If you could talk to him now, what would you say?

SCP-XXXX: I'd cuss him out for coming back to get me.

[Samantha chuckles]

Samantha: Listen, Katy. I won't lie to you, but you might need to prepare yourself for the chance that Dr Fir won't be able to see you for a very, very long time.

SCP-XXXX: This… isn't the first time we've had a long period of being apart. But I have faith in him. And I can move and talk now, so I can't expect him to do all the work.

[Samantha tilts her head in confusion]

Samantha: Are you planning an escape?

SCP-XXXX: No, the way Jason treats the subject of you guys, its like you're this behomoth of absolute power that can't be overcome. So…

[SCP-XXXX tries to pick up the textbook, after 3 failed attempts, it stops]

SCP-XXXX: Ug, point is if I can't escape from you, if I'm at least useful to you, I might be able to see Jason.

Samantha: Um…

[Samantha looks at SCP-XXXX, then to the textbook and back again]

Samantha: That's an interesting perspective.

[SCP-XXXX tries to drag the book back to the part of the wall she reads it from]

SCP-XXXX: It'll work. It has to work.

[15 seconds of silence, SCP-XXXX sits on the ground]

SCP-XXXX: Its all I have.

Samantha: Is there anything I can do to help?

SCP-XXXX: Well… I'm having issue being able to hold onto things… as you can see

[SCP-XXX uses its right limb to point at the textbook]

SCP-XXXX: I'd request a tablet, but without the ability to "touch" it, I can't take notes and I can't read from it.

[7 Seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: I don't suppose you could sew on a stylus to my right han—- eh… limb?

[Samantha shakes her head]

Samantha: That's a bit much, your file says you can feel pain.

SCP-XXXX: That didn't stop you guys from hurting me did it?

[15 seconds of silence passes]

Samantha: I can make the request, but I can honestly say the ethics subcommittee on your file is going to deny.

SCP-XXXX: Then can I get something to at least help me turn the page?

[Samantha shrugs]

Samantha: Maybe a loop of weak office tape to give you some adhesion at the tip, but it might wear out fast and do damage to your limb.

SCP-XXXX: Its better then nothing, thanks

[Samantha nods her head]

Samantha: I have to say Katy, I didn't expect you to be so, well standoffish

SCP-XXXX: I don't understand?

Samantha: The Katy the Curious I know is very polite and courteous. You seem rougher around the edges

SCP-XXXX: I don't catch your meaning

[5 seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: Oh, you mean what I did on the telly?

[Samantha nods]

SCP-XXXX: Well I'm sorry to disappoint.

[Samantha waves both her hands in a negative expression]

Samantha: That's not what I meant. I grew up with Katy the Curious just like Dr Fir. But talking to you is like talking to two different pe- … kangaroos.

SCP-XXXX: What do you want me to say? I remember some of the episodes, and I don't remember the others. And 30ish years is a long time to ask someone not to change.

Samantha: Did Jason change you?

SCP-XXXX: I'd be lying if I said no.

[4 seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: I was there when his parents hit and berated him. And I had to comfort him. I was there when he got shoved off the tall slide into gravel because his classmates decided to pitch a fight over me. And I had to tell him to keep me at home so that wouldn't happen again. I was there to comfort him when he caught his first girlfriend making out with a complete stranger at a party. I was there to console him when he had a fist fight with his first room mate over him stealing his stuff.

[5 seconds of silence]

SCP-XXXX: I was there when his first real love threw me clear across the room and nearly tore my left arm off

[SCP-XXXX tilts its left shoulder to Samantha to show the attempted repair by Dr Fir]

SCP-XXXX: I was there the first week when Jason took this job and discovered the awful things you people do. So yeah, I think Jason changed me. I think I'm less paitent with you then I would have been back then.

[END LOG]

Inital X4

sdfs
[END LOG]

X5

Abbreviated Timeline

Subject: SCP-XXXX

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Y1

Y2

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Team Lead:

Team Members:

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[BEGIN LOG]

[END LOG]

Inital Y3

Inital Containment Evaluation

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Evaluator: Franklin Todson

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[END LOG]

Inital Y4

sdfs

Y5

Abbreviated Timeline

Subject: SCP-XXXX

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DATE: 09 Jul 2021 22:39

CCTV footage of SCP-████ mid containment breach

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Safe? Keter? One of the two…

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of the object is neither possible nor necessary. If it is spotted in a facility, run.

Description: SCP-████ is a 4ft⁶ humanoid entity. It has a blocky body structure, and its skin is a red pigment. Many have pointed out similarities to the main character in the video game "████ ████".

SCP-████ will manifest at a Foundation facility 5 minutes prior to a catastrophic event. This is usually a mass containment breach or GoI raid. In all instances, SCP-████ dies a horrific (and sometimes humorous) death. These deaths include:

• Death by gunshot wound
• Death by asphyxiation
• Death by reality rupture
• Death by explosion
• Death by fire
• Death by getting crushed by a door
• Death by falling piano
• Death by falling filing cabinet
• Death by falling care package
• Death by [DATA EXPUNGED]
• Death by physically cringing too hard
• Death by stabbing
• Death by anal intercourse⁷
• Death by stubbing pinky toe at just the right angle
• Death by anti-cheat⁸
• Death by book
• Death by piss
• Death by shit
• Death by cum
• Death by vore

Addendum-████-1: A notebook was recovered following the death of an SCP-████ instant. The title of the book read "Tales, Canons, and Other Works By DrDapper." The following were the contents found within the book.

Tales:

The Scottish Goliath
The Minutemen

Canons:

SCPs:

Misc:

Co-Authored Works:

Achievements:

Addendum-████-2: After further investigation into SCP-████⁹, it has been confirmed to be a certified SCP-[REDCATED] simp. Under no circumstances is it to be allowed anywhere near Site-17.¹⁰
Wow! You flipped a card and got: CorruptedCobalt!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 09 Jul 2021 22:37

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure, on-site locker, monitored by surveillance footage and two (2) guards at all times. SCP-XXXX must be contained within a durable, leather wallet alongside four (4) different brands of credit cards. These credit cards, referred to as "decoys," must be identical to SCP-XXXX in terms of shape, size, and composition.

In the event of a security breach in which SCP-XXXX goes missing, all decoys will have their transactions monitored to track down unauthorized personnel attempting to use SCP-XXXX.

If SCP-XXXX is relocated to another site, it must be contained as far as possible from on-site facilities that engage in credit card transactions, such as the cafeteria.

As of 07/24/2027, experimentation with SCP-XXXX must be approved by two (2) senior researchers (see Test Log). As of 07/28/2027, experimentation with SCP-XXXX is forbidden (see Incident Report). Personnel attempting to interact with SCP-XXXX without O5 approval are subject to enhanced interrogation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metal credit card designed by the company ████████ ███████. It has a width of 101.62 mm, a height of 50.84 mm, and is twice as thick as a standard metallic card (1.68 mm). Samples have determined the card to be composed of stainless steel, copper, and █████.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects are triggered whenever the following conditions are met:

• SCP-XXXX is inserted into a credit card terminal.
• A vendor sells a product or service to a customer.
• The customer prints their signature on the terminal.¹¹

After a successful transaction, the vendor will receive a cash payment equivalent to the price of the item sold.¹² This begins a "grace period," ranging from 30 minutes to 6 hours, before the customer, now designated "SCP-XXXX-1," experiences a sudden decline in physical health.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

• Upwards of 1500 mL of blood loss.
• Deep wounds and scars.¹³
• Broken and chipped teeth.
• Fractured and dislocated bones.
• Irreversible damage to vital organs.
• A manifestation of chrometophobia.¹⁴
• A sudden realization of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.

Experiments have determined a consistent pattern between the cost of the item and the amount of pain inflicted by SCP-XXXX. In addition, tests have shown that symptoms of SCP-XXXX, albeit extreme, are never lethal to SCP-XXXX-1, regardless of the item's price (see Test Log).

Addendum:

+ Test Log - Submit Level 3 Credentials

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Date: 07/15/2027

Subjects: D-27472 ("Customer") / D-78373 ("Vendor") / Dr. Mandel ("Mission Control")

Item: One (1) Guide To Memetic Inoculation Textbook ($39.99).

Outcome: Approximately 42 minutes into the test, D-27472 kneeled over and complained about sudden sharp pains in their abdomen. Upon closer inspection, several lacerations were found on D-27472's back and chest. In addition, D-27472's jaw began to swell due to multiple unexplained bruises. D-27472 lost roughly 450 mL of blood in the process.

Notes: Looks like SCP-XXXX inflicts pain on its user in exchange for paying off debt. Future tests should determine whether the type or price of the item matters.

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Date: 07/18/2027

Subjects: D-47428 ("Customer") / D-52652 ("Vendor") / Dr. Jaeger ("Mission Control")

Item: One (1) MTF Kevlar Vest ($499.99).

Outcome: Approximately 3^1/2 hours into the test, D-47428 reported bouts of nausea, numbness, and fatigue. Moments later, D-47428 screamed and collapsed. Medical staff intervened and performed an MRI scan after stabilizing D-47428. Test results confirmed that D-47428's right kidney was missing. No damage was done to the surrounding tissue.

Notes: The more expensive the item, the more severe the symptoms. I request a test that pushes this to the extreme to confirm that SCP-XXXX never outright kills its user. So far all of our test subjects have recovered with little to no medical intervention.

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Date: 07/24/2027

Subjects: D-36546 ("Customer") / D-28784 ("Vendor") / Dr. Jaeger ("Mission Control")

Item: One (1) Vial of Class-A Amnestics ($2499.99).

Outcome: Approximately 1^1/2 hours into the test, D-36546 showed signs of amnesia before collapsing and experiencing a violent seizure. An MRI scan revealed parts of D-36546's pre-frontal cortex missing. In addition, internal bleeding was detected within their chest.

Despite D-36546's critical condition, medical staff were prohibited from administering aid in accordance with Dr. Jaeger's request. D-36546 remained unconscious until the next morning when another MRI scan showed that their internal bleeding had slowed down significantly due to blood clots. A psychological examination revealed that D-36546 was unable to form mental images, but suffered no major brain damage.

Notes: We thought that was it for the experiment. We stress-tested the amount of pain SCP-XXXX can inflict and, like our past experiments, our test subject survived.

Little did we know that, hours later, police would stumble upon a bloodbath in the middle of Chicago. A whole family. Related to D-36546. Mangled. Dead. It was no coincidence.

In an instant, MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") and MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") were dispatched to clean up the scene and misinform the public. All eyes were on us when the injuries coincided with symptoms of SCP-XXXX.

Now, at an unfortunate loss of life, we know SCP-XXXX can be lethal. Much more dangerous than we originally perceived it to be. Able to "pierce" and maim close friends and family members if the user's pain did not match the price of the item. If the user was still in debt.

Future experiments will need to be approved by Dr. Mandel and me. We're done here.

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On 07/28/2027, Site-██ experienced technical errors. Personnel reported problems with lights, cameras, and the Foundation database. Maintenance crews were dispatched to determine the source of the issue.

In addition, the site was understaffed. Available guards were stationed near prioritized SCPs. Safe objects were granted short-term, higher-level locks in addition to increased surveillance footage.

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12:32 - Dr. Mandel approaches SCP-XXXX's locker and inputs level 3 credentials. Access is denied due to a higher-level lock.

12:34 - Dr. Mandel inputs a green, circuit-like card. The database identifies it as level 4 credentials. SCP-XXXX's locker is opened.

12:38 - Dr. Mandel returns to SCP-XXXX's test chamber and greets Dr. Jaeger.

12:42 - Maintenence receives a call about malfunctioning doors. Matthew Clark is ordered to visit SCP-XXXX's test chamber to resolve the problem.

12:46 - Matthew Clark enters the test chamber. Dr. Jaeger produces a handgun.

12:50 - Matthew Clark is forced to purchase a contract using SCP-XXXX. Dr. Mandel acts as the vendor while Dr. Jaeger observes the transaction.

12:54 - Matthew Clark is tied up and gagged. Dr. Jaeger begins to communicate with an unknown source over a radio. Site command is alerted due to suspicious activities.

13:12 - A guard, identified as Andrew Flores, enters SCP-XXXX's test chamber. Shots are fired. Dr. Mandel and Dr. Jaeger are terminated.

13:16 - Reports of a biohazard. Matthew Clark begins to show symptoms. Also, both scientists are revealed to be PoIs when the devices strapped to them are taken off. Turns out these were Chaos Insurgency agents instead of the actual scientists. Work in progress.

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