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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 16:50

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-6517

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6517 is kept within a 200 ft x 200 ft fenced perimeter with security guards keeping 24/7 surveillance of the anomaly and to deter any unauthorize personal from coming close to SCP-6517

Description: SCP-6517 is a small Ethiopian Orthodox Church located in the northern mountain ranges of Ethiopia. Discovered in 1959, the church appears like an ordinary church built of stone and clay with massive wooden doors leading to the inside. Upon entering the church, the individual is transported to an alternate dimension where there is no landscape or structures in view, rather, the individual is taken to what can be describe as a ocean that is shallow enough that a person can walk comfortably for miles. Upon observing the entrance to the dimension the door frame remains by itself with the outside of church in view, available for personal to walk between our dimension and the dimension of SCP-6517, upon observing the back side of the door frame, the frame is solid out by the wood the makes the door frame with the only entrance and exit being the front of the frame. Upon entering SCP- 6517, the personal will encounter SCP-6517-1 not far from the entrance. SCP-6517-1 is a tall and slender woman of Ethiopian decent, standing approximately 6'5", the woman appears as a old lady with a rich complexion, a thick white hair, hazel eyes and a thick accent of that of the region. SCP-6517-1 wears a long black robe matching that of priests the Eastern Orthodox faith, yet does not wear any shoes or sandals, SCP-6517-1 is also covered head to toe with tattoos simular to that of medieval alchemists, with the symbol of the sun located in the middle of her forehead. When interacting with entity, all personals experience a sense of warmth and calm. SCP-6517-1 refers to herself as "Shapash" which many at the foundation theorized that she maybe linked to the Canaanite deity of the sun. A interview was conducted by Doctor Abbad Al-Abadi from the Middle Eastern division of the foundation.

Interview:

Dr. Al-Abadi: Hello Shapash, I am Doctor Abbad Al-Abadi, I'm a Senior Scientist of the SCP Foundation, I'm here today to interview you if you don't mind.

SCP-6517-1: Alright. ask away.

Dr. Al-Abadi: Do you know where you come from?

SCP-6517-1: Elaborate if you please.

Dr. Al-Abadi: I mean your origins, where did you came from? how were you brought to existence.

SCP-6517-1 paused for a moment before answering.

SCP-6517-1: I've have no recollection of how I was brought to existence, but I was brought here with the purpose of guiding the sun and making sure he uses his powers to help humanity rather than hurt them… Atleast I did, before I was betrayed.

Dr. Al-Abadi: The Sun?

SCP-6517-1: Yes, the one you call SCP-001, or at least one of the so called anomalies you call SCP-001.

Dr. Al-Abadi: How did you-

SCP-6517-1 cuts off Dr. Al-Abadi before he finishes

SCP-6517-1: I know many things child. Your secrets aren't as secretive as you think.

Dr. Al-Abadi: Alright… by the way, there is one more question the foundation wants to ask you.

SCP-6517-1: Okay. Tell me

Dr. Al-Abadi: The foundation wants to know why your in this church.

SCP-6517-1 stopped for a moment, looking as if she was in pain before continuing.

SCP-6517-1: I was locked here, by the same being that you call God, It was along time ago and… I think I'm done.

SCP-6517-1 refused to reply to any foundation personnel to any more questions regarding her origins and asks to change topics in future interviews.

Addendum: Although much is unknown about SCP-6517-1 and why she is bound to SCP-6517. It is speculated that she is one of the gods of the old testament that has been said to be been killed by the Abrahamic God or as he is known as the God of War originally. Although staff are unable to get any answers now, all the foundation can do for now is wait until SCP-6517-1 is comfortable about discussing her origin and nature.

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 14:08

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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 5/XXXX CLASSIFIED

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Access to this file is only permitted to the Overseer Council and XXXX-authorised personnel. Any attempt without sufficient credentials will be logged and lead to immediate disciplinary action.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX	Level 5/XXXX
Object Class: Safe	Top Secret

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SCP-XXXX.

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Special Containment Procedures:

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 12:22

Seeking greenlight - scp One more turn

Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article

Elevator Pitch: An anomalous version of a sid meier Civilization game which upon completion replaces the player with a version of themselves from a version of reality which mirrors the history of the game which just took place,

Central Narrative: Nothing ground breaking , a series of test logs with d class. Most of which result in the death of the new versions of the d class.
One which kills himself due to living in an ultra militaristic society and not wishing to be captured, one who ends up dying due to being obsessed with a particular culture (and cannot live in a world where that culture isn't all consuming)
One who is mostly normal but ends up attacking staff when being shown a normal real life map which differs from his memories.
Another who comes from a relatively normal world but just wants to go back to a world which never existed. The final two tests will be where things go really badly.
One will come from a super technological advanced society which figured out their reality was a computer game and escapes. And finally a test where the d class loses the game, and he becomes a radioactive corpse. I haven't completely decided the order of test logs but I'll try to put it in order which has worse and worse consequences until the foundation halts testing (or maybe considers using it to improve their research by creating d-class with advanced technological knowledge - again not completely decided)

Hook/Attention-Grabber: Many people play war games and strategy games for fun (me included) In these games we do absolutely amoral stuff, and think no more of it than. But in this situation the decisions in game effect people in the real world.
Giving a small glimpse of what it might be like to live in a strategy game from an ordinary person's point of view

Additional Notes: In addition to seeking greenlight I was hoping to know if this
is an idea that's already been done on the site. (there are a lot of scps and I haven't had chance to read them all)
Oh and I also had an idea to maybe put one or two hints that Dr wondertainment is responsible for the game's creation
I know that they make toys and this might not be too far removed , but I don't know if a video game fits the wondertainment aesthetic or not
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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 04:49

Special Containment Procedures: Eight sites have been set up as protective areas for SCP-6116 instances across five continents restricted from public access under guise of

Description:

Addendum:

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 01:30

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 0.0001% chance of the appearance of a shark when reaching into an object while not looking inside. The shark that appears will bite any hand that enters the objects opening. If the subject speaks the phrase "Stop this sharky-malarky!", the chance of SCP-XXXX appearing is increased to 100%.

Testing Log:

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 01:30

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All strains of SCP-XXXX that the foundation contains are held in an airtight steel chamber

Description: SCP-XXXX is a disease that when infected with, the infected will see shrouded hallucinations of large creatures, real and mythical. These creatures usually appear in the form of animals or monsters the infected fear or regularly dread encountering. Symptoms of SCP-XXXX include sweating, anxiety, insomnia and paranoia. Anxiety levels in the infected increase drastically in the first 48 hours of contracting the disease.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when an old couple were on a walk and reported seeing a large creature moving through the fog.

Addendum: "You don’t know what it’s like until you’ve experienced it…" - Dr. ███ Mariano, last statement before retiring.

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Idea - Open world video game that slowly causes you to commit crimes and repeat the actions you did in real life.
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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 01:03

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/component:audio-player-woed

+ Notes

Notes

• a tune that everyone in the world knows

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a certain series of music tunes that seemingly everyone on earth knows.
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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 00:53

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DATE: 03 Jul 2021 00:30

SCP-1154-K11: Object class, Keter.
All following data if used or seen must be authorized by the O5 administrative council.
PRESENT O5 Letter Of Approval.

Reading Data…

[█/]
[███]
[█████//]
[████████]

Data read. Accepted. Proceed.

Item #: SCP-1154-K11

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No needed Special Containment Procedures.

Description: SCP-1154-K11 is a safe SCP created entirely of SCP-1154-1 and SCP 1154-2.
they are an anomalous team of MTF known as Kilo 11, They are Like the newest version of the Insurgency. This is why this is Restricted.

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Item #: SCP-1154

Object Class: safe (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: There are no Special Containment Procedures for this SCP.

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Description: SCP 1154 Is a Mobile task force team Previous data read incorrectly. Proceeding to correction. SCP 1154 is 2 SCPs (SCP-1154-1 and SCP-1154-2) Which are both Steel and Glass sheets. both of which are regenerative and have been made into armor for Mobile task force team Kilo-11 "Mad Bulldozers".

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DATE: 02 Jul 2021 21:54

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

An image transmitted by SCP-XXXX after transmitting the message "fight me"

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX-1 radio waves are to be blocked and any civilian radio interrupted by by SCP-XXX-1 are to be immediately terminated by onsite radio operators. These radio operators are to receive Class-A amnestics at the end of each four hour sift. Members of MTF Tau-9 'Pluto's frozen heart' are to be dispatched to locate and deliver Class-A amnestics to any instances of SCP-XXXX-2 that may occur if the broadcast plays long enough before being terminated by foundation radio operators. At least two foundation controlled geostationary satellites are to be constantly monitoring Pluto for any activity associated with SCP-XXXX-1. All recordings of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions are to be held digitally on site-31's server behind a standard level 3 clearance code and are to be separated into individual three minute segment saved in different documents.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a dwarf planet publicly known as Pluto, 1,185 km in diameter, and resting in a mildly irregular orbit in the Kuiper belt. SCP-XXXX is theorised to be sentient however foundation researchers are unaware of how this is possible. SCP-XXXX regularly emits radio waves designated SCP-XXXX-1 that, when sent out, are directly aimed at earth. When SCP-XXXX ejects instances of SCP-XXXX-1, they are in the form of bursts, with the amount of individual instances ranging greatly between recordings however the length of the bursts lasting at least five hours.

Encoded within these radio messages are audio recordings presumably recorded by SCP-XXXX detailing its complaints as to Pluto's demotion from planet to dwarf planet. These include calm, detailed accounts as to why this classification should be undone to outwrite threats to human scientists.

The secondary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX are the effects SCP-XXXX-1 has after extended exposure. Where as it is perfectly safe to listen to separated, short pieces of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions. Listening to SCP-XXXX-1 recordings for more than twenty minutes will result in the creation of an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-2 two are non-anomalous humans who, over the course of a week develop an unnatural interest into the state of Pluto, beginning with a high likelihood of bringing it up in conversation. At this point, use of amnestics is still a viable option to halt these effects. However if this is not achieved, subjects will display one of two possible behavioural alterations. SCP-XXXX-2-A, who will become highly aggressive and will attempt to gain control over a institution with the authority too change Pluto's classification, through terrorism and violent means. Such as the plans to take the NASA administrator hostage with demands to change the classification of Pluto. SCP-XXXX-2-B will spontaneously increase their intellectual capacity and will pursue qualifications in astronomy and astrophysics. Subjects will then enter aeronautical organisations such as NASA or ESA and will then attempt to persuade or rise to the same ranks as those with the power to change Pluto's classification. Subjects will turn their entire career entirely into reverting Pluto's demotion.

Once either of the two behavioural alterations have been displayed, amnestics are no longer effective at halting the effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and due to the dangers presented by instances of SCP-XXXX-2A, MTF Tau-9 is under orders to terminate all subjects and dismantle any of their their plans, they are then to provide a cover story to any family or friends and dispose of the bodies via incinerator. As for instances of SCP-XXXX-2B, they should be allowed to continue life as normal however monitored for any abnormal behaviour.

Addendum: The majority of pre existing recordings have been compiled textually to avoid the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and displayed here. For the record, SCP-XXXX speaks with a British Essex accent, and regularly uses slang vocabulary.

Date received: August 13th 2006 (First recorded message)

"Your kidding right bruv, your pullin my moon right. you don't actually think I'm a fucking dwarf do ya."

Date received: August 14th 2006

"Alright very funny, you little monkeys are trying mock me size are ya, you know I'm still big enough wipe out all your fucking stupid little faces"

Date received: August 17th 2006

"You dumb little fucking shitting monkey brain idiots! ILL DO ANOTHER DINOSOAR, I WILL, I WILL"

Date received: August 17th 2006

"Sorry about that, I know I'm not helpin my case, but I've got a moon haven't I, and I've got enough gravity to be sphere. don't that mean somin to your DUMB LITLLE FUCKING SO CALLED SCIENTIST WHO AINT EVEN GOT THE BRAINS TO SEE I'M A PLANET."

All other recordings have been removed on orders from 05 command.

Addendum XXXX.2:

*WARNING, LEVEL 4 ACCESS REQUIRED*
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*ACCESS GRANTED*

The following message was picked up on the 22nd of February 2015 by designated geostationary satellite A-21847 at 02:15

message from SCP-XXXX

"YOU SHITTING CRETINS, ILL SORT YOU RIGHT OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING PUNY LITTLE SHITS, IM COMIN DOWN THERE, SOON YOULL SEE WHAT THIS "DWARF PLANET" CAN DO! LETS SEE WHOSE LAUGHING WHEN HALF OF EARTH IS EJECTED OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM"

Following this, Pluto was seen to change in its orbit, now on a direct trajectory to hit earth at 4,000 metres per second on August 18th 2022.
No countermeasure or plan has yet been devised. (Pending 05 review)

*CREDITS:*

Credit to image https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pluto_with_angry_face.jpg
Original author of image Tomchen1989
Image derivative (image of Pluto itself) https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/global-mosaic-of-pluto-in-true-color
Original author of image derivative NASA's New Horizons space probe

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