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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently inaccessible except for three individuals connected to SCP-XXXX. The three individuals are tasked with protecting SCP-XXXX; the 05-Council believes that they have no desire to harm SCP-XXXX or reveal its existence, and will abide by standing truce¹. All media reports and academic journals papers related to SCP-XXXX are to be examined for potential accuracy. All organizations and individuals investigating SCP-XXXX existence are to be kept under surveillance by Foundation agents. Any information found accurate must be expunged or discredited or amnestics must be administered after questioning of those involved.

All decisions involving SCP-XXXX must be approved by O5-1 or the Administrator.²

Description: SCP-XXXX is a tree of undetermined species. Its height is estimated to be somewhere between 500-800 feet tall with an estimated 8-foot wide trunk. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous abilities restore and maintain Earth’s biome, keeping it in a minimal livable state. SCP-XXXX is able to restore Earth from a nearly destroyed state.
SCP-XXXX-A is a pocket dimension with SCP-XXXX in its center. SCP-XXXX-A appears to be a forest of undetermined size. The forest is home to non-anomalous flora and fauna. Fauna and Flora have been determined to be similar to examples found on Earth along with examples of believed to be extinct fauna and flora.
SCP-XXXX-B are the three individuals connected to SCP-XXXX, identified as the Gardener, Greenskeeper, and Caretaker. Their connection provides them a means to enter SCP-XXXX-A when in the presence of sufficient flora. The link they share with SCP-XXXX provides some protection and healing, such as restoring their minds and undoing other ailments that would prevent them from carrying out Procedure Greenhouse³. The link is transferred via title upon the previous title holder dying and a new individual taking it. The Greenskeeper and Caretaker have an apprentice on standby in case of sudden death. Each role is attributed to a member of a different species. The Gardener is human; the current holder of the title is O5-1. The Greenskeeper role is held by an instance of SCP-1000. The Caretaker role is held by an entity from the forest we do not name.
SCP-XXXX bears fruits similar to pomegranates, dubbed SCP-XXXX-C. SCP-XXXX-C a citrus fruit that when consumed will restore one’s body to peak condition. SCP-XXXX-C will begin to rapidly decay within 12-36 hours after it is removed from SCP-XXXX. Once SCP-XXXX-C begins to decay, it begins losing its anomalous properties.

Addendum XXXX.1: Exploration Logs

+ Access File: SCP-XXXX Exploration Log 01 Transcripts

Date: 06/30/2020

Assigned Agent: Agent David Howard

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Location: Unnamed Forest 10 Miles South of Site 550

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[BEGIN LOG]

Agent Howard: Body Cam On.

(Agent Howard stands before a forested area. Nearby a man in a black suit opens the car door for O5-1, who steps out.)

O5-1: Agent Howard, ready to go?

Agent Howard: Yes, ma’am.

O5-1: Follow me as we walk into the forest. Stay no more than two feet behind me.

Agent Howard: I’ll take lead if there are any dangers-

O5-1: I understand, and I won’t fight you on it. You’ve probably had a dozen people tell you to protect me above all else. It’s just that for this part, I really have to lead the way.

Agent Howard: Understood, lead the way.

(Agent Howard follows O5-1 closely as she walks into the forest. At approximately 35 seconds it is noted that foliage begins to grow thicker and greener. At approximately 65 seconds all visible plant life is noted as being non-native to the forest they walked into.)

O5-1: The path should be up ahead, just watch your step.

(O5-1 and Agent Howard step out into a path carved into a forest.)

O5-1: Okay, it’s simple from here on out. We just have to follow the path to get to the tree. The path should still be clear, but we might need to trim things a little. We shouldn’t step off the path unless we have to. There are animals here; they don’t see humans that often so they can be dangerous. Hard to know how they react, and it's best not to attack them. There are enough things in this forest that are drawn to blood—ours or other animals, doesn’t matter much.

(Agent Howard takes the lead and begins walking down the path.)

[END LOG]

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Notes: The footage presents examples of florae with similarities to ones on record. It is believed that the differences noted are brought upon by isolated evolution.

For further details, please see Document SCP-XXXX-Flora

+ Access File: SCP-XXXX Exploration Log 02 Transcripts

[BEGIN LOG]

(Agent Howard and O5-1 have been hiking up the path for approximately one hour, at which point a simple stone building appears up ahead beside the path.)

O5-1: There's a rest point coming up. Last chance if you need a rest, at least until we come back this way.

Agent Howard: I’m good. Do you need to stop?

O5-1: No, I’m good. I’m done with this trek before I’m used to it. Probably better if we keep going, if we want to get out of the forest before night. Night can be—you would rather not be here at night.

Agent Howard: I don’t think we have to worry about that. We left early in the morning? How long is this supposed to take?

O5-1: It's hard to say. Time here is different than back home. The day-night cycle can be a little erratic.

(O5-1 looks up trying to see through the branches of the trees and to the sky above.)

O5-1: I usually like starting earlier relative to its time, but this came about as a surprise.

Agent Howard: What does that mean?

O5-1: Time is weird here.

Agent Howard: No, I meant-

(A growling is heard behind them. They turn to see what appears to be a Smilodon Populator⁴ emerging from the forest.)

Agent Howard: Is that a saber-toothed tiger?

O5-1: Yeah, looks like it. They didn’t go extinct here. And trust me, fighting is not a good idea. They travel in packs. If we bleed or we make it bleed, its pack is probably going to show up.

(O5-1 takes out a combat knife, Agent Howard takes out a smoke grenade.)

Agent Howard: Run! I’ll be right behind you.

(O5-1 runs down the path as Agent Howard pulls out a knife and pulls on a mask. Red smoke from the grenade quickly covers the area, blocking the view between Agent Howard and the Smilodon Populator. After 20 seconds pained noises are heard along with the sounds of the large cat retreating back to the forest. Agent Howard runs to catch up with O5-1.)

Agent Howard: The repellent gas grenades worked, and the tiger ran back into the forest.

O5-1: I don’t blame it; those were designed to be repellant, and with their heightened sense of smell that would be outright painful. I hope we don’t run into them again.

Agent Howard: Why don’t we carry these on every mission?

O5-1: That was a large cat with nothing anomalous about it, except it should be extinct. Those won’t work on extra-dimensional spiders, living buildings, or sentient cartoons.

Agent Howard: Good point, let's get moving in case anything else shows up.

[END LOG]

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Notes: The footage presents examples of fauna not found anywhere else on Earth.
For further details please see Document SCP-XXXX-Fauna.

Addendum XXXX.2: Dr. Mallory’s Report

+ Access File: Report on the Transdimensional Nature of SCP-XXXX

Report on the Transdimensional Nature of SCP-XXXX By Dr. Mallory

After studying what available data we have concerning SCP-XXXX, we have determined that it has manifested a pocket dimension, dubbed SCP-XXXX-A. The SCP-XXXX-A inhabits the same exact space as the planet Earth but inhabits a different dimensional frequency. The dimensional frequency it inhabits shifts between empty dimensional spaces 4.56 through 93.0789. It shifts in no discernible pattern at a varied rate. Our current hypothesis suggests that SCP-XXXX does this to make it more difficult to access.

We believe the three individuals, dubbed SCP-XXXX-B, share a link to SCP-XXXX tethering SCP-XXXX-A to Earth. Should anything happen to all three tethers without passing on the links, it is likely that dimension would become detached from Earth. As it stands only those who are tethered to SCP-XXXX can match the current dimensional frequency to enter SCP-XXXX-A. The process of matching the frequency causes a portion of both dimensions to overlap and blend together. The use of similar items found in both further stabilizes the connection, allowing someone to walk into it with the right items. Considering the abundance of plant life in SCP-XXXX-A, the use of other plants to synchronize the area is ideal. While the amount needed is yet to be determined, it does seem to require a significant amount of plant life to extend the blended area, to allow others to follow into an instance of SCP-XXXX-B into SCP-XXXX-A.

With the limited data we have, most of our findings are based on simple observation. Once again, I request to take a team into SCP-XXXX-A to properly examine the area.

-Dr. Q Mallory, November 1996

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Request denied.

The biome that is SCP-XXXX-A is a hostile area. There are numerous creatures that could be alerted and would likely attack a large group. That's not even going into the possible harm to the forest or the SCP-XXXX itself.

As long as I live, I won’t take that risk just for mere knowledge. It's easy to forget since the Foundation’s mission depends on us gathering knowledge, but some of it comes with a cost we can’t afford to pay.

-O5-1

Addendum XXXX.3: Procedure Greenhouse Transcript Logs

+ Access File:Procedure Greenhouse Transcripts Logs

[BEGIN LOG]

(At approximately an hour and forty-five minutes into the hike.)

Agent Howard: Those were the biggest spiders I have ever seen.

O5-1: That was actually a baby. Just don’t get close to the web, and we should be fine. Though, even a baby has enough poison in its fangs to stop your heart in about three minutes. It’s a relatively quick and painless death. It makes everything go numb before you die.

(A female voice is heard singing at a distance ahead of the path.)

Agent Howard: Is someone else here? That’s a Glen Campbell song—‘Southern Nights’!

O5-1: It’s her. Okay, I need you to follow my instructions to the letter. No matter how bizarre or how—we are safe. Don’t attack, they will not attack us. Also, just call her the Caretaker. If anyone asks your name, just say you're a guardian.

(They finish down the path to see SCP-XXXX; its leaves have turned brown, its fruits have shriveled, and its trunk shows signs of rot, scarring, and bark peeling.)

Caretaker: Free as a breeze. Not to mention the tree—Oh! You’re finally here! We’ve been waiting!

(The Caretaker has the appearance of a woman in her early twenties. The Caretaker superficially resembles Vanessa Hayforth⁵.)

Caretaker:Oh! You brought someone. Well, hello there. You can just call me Vanessa.

O5-1: Don’t! Just don’t.

Caretaker: What? It’s my name.

(Feathers are heard rustling as the Caretaker moves)

Agent Howard: Ma’am, I take it you know her.

Caretaker: Heh, we’ve known each other for years. These days it seems like she sees me more than her own kids.

O5-1: You—!

Greenskeeper: Do not let her bait you.

(Past the tree line steps out an instance of SCP-1000, his hair graying and long.)

Agent Howard: Ma’am is that—

O5-1: The Greenskeeper isn’t the one you should worry about. It’s good to see you again.

Greenskeeper: Gardener, I see you have brought another. Have you taken on an apprentice?

O5-1: No, merely a guard. My associates were worried about my safety since the last time I returned wounded.

Caretaker: Oh, what a shame. And don’t glare at me like that, you’ll get wrinkles. You know I’m just playing; the truce holds. I cannot take anything, none of us can harm the others in this forest…Despite what both your people have done to mine. Despite the fact that you know I won’t take them, you hide behind titles. I wouldn’t dare add those to the one I already hold. Despite all that, I’m still here to do my part.

O5-1: Not by choice.

Caretaker: No, who would choose this? This name comes with responsibility and sacrifice. Responsibilities with such risk if they aren’t carried out! No one would dare let this role go unfilled, even with the cost.

Greenskeeper: Then let’s get this over with. Gardener, I take it that your guardian—

O5-1: He will watch over us all.

(The Greenskeeper and Caretaker move into position around SCP-XXXX.)

Agent Howard: Ma’am? What are you going to do?

O5-1: Do not get any closer to the tree than right here. Under no circumstances will you stop what’s going to happen. You must let it happen, no matter how much any of us may beg you to stop it. I know it goes against your nature; you were chosen for this mission by the O5 Council for your desire to protect others. They thought that would be fitting for someone assigned to protect, but now I’m asking you to ignore that instinct. You have to let it happen. Then when it’s settled down just protect us from anything that might come. Do that as long as you can, until you get more orders.

Agent Howard: I—I understand. Good luck, Ma’am.

(They stand around SCP-XXXX, and each pulls out a blade and slices their own hands before pressing them onto the roots. At a rapid rate the blood begins to pool beneath them. They try to pull away, but blood continues to pour out of the wounds into the roots. They start screaming in pain as their blood drains from them at a faster rate and snakes through the air into roots. O5-1 is the first to collapse to the ground as her skin begins to turn pale. Agent Howard attempts to move towards her but stops himself.
The Caretaker and then the Greenskeeper fall onto the ground; they lay on the ground as blood continues to rip out of their wounds. Their screams have become pained groans and grow weaker as more time passes. At the approximately seven-minute mark they remain motionless and show signs of desiccation.)

Agent Howard: Oh god! Oh god. What am I supposed to do now?!

(The roots finish absorbing the blood, then the tree begins to shake, as the damage on the trunk begins to repair itself, the fruit becomes plump, and the leaves turn green.
The three motionless bodies on the ground tremble before they scream as they are seemingly restored.)

Caretaker: Never gets less painful!

Greenskeeper: I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.

O5-1: You can come close now. Can you get me some water and painkillers from my pack?

Agent Howard: What happened?

Greenskeeper: It is a tree of life. It won’t kill those connected to it. It restores us when it regains its strength.

Caretaker: For some of us, that is as close as we come to dying.

Greenskeeper: They’re close, Guard—prepare.

O5-1: We won’t be able to move for a while.

Agent Howard: Understood.

(Predators start to emerge from the forest. Agent Howard tosses several smoke grenades to repeal most of them. A wild boar rushes through smoke; Agent Howard tackles it and attacks it with a taser. The boar flees. As the smoke dissipates, a hyena rushes through and bites down onto the side of O5-1. Agent Howard, alerted by her pained screams, rushes at the animal. Pulling the hyena away, it bites down into his shoulder; in turn, Agent Howard manages to pull out a combat knife and plunges into its side. The Greenskeeper unsteadily gets on his feet and roars, causing all the animals to whimper and flee. O5-1 slips into unconsciousness.)

Agent Howard: What did you do?

Caretaker: Reminded them who the true alpha predator is. Hint, it’s not you guys.

Greenskeeper: Guardian, we must depart. There is blood in the air, and our blood, once returned, is all the more tempting. You must take her away.

(The Caretaker rises into the air.)

Caretaker: She can’t bounce back as fast as us, and the bite isn’t going to help. You won’t be able to get out of here without her. Tell her I’ll see her next time. Get her somewhere safe before it gets dark.

Greenskeeper: Take her to her stone home; she will recover in time. She is merely in shock. Given time, she will recover enough to open a way.

Agent Howard: Thank you.

(The Caretaker and Greenskeeper both travel deeper into the forest until they are no longer seen. Agent Howard treats their wounds. Agent Howard pauses and retrieves three samples of SCP-XXXX-C from SCP-XXXX and places them in a canister inside his pack. Agent Howard then begins carrying O5-1 down the path.)

[END LOG]

Addendum XXXX.4: Extraction Log

+ Access File: SCP-XXXX Extraction Log Transcripts

[BEGIN LOG]

(Agent Howard carries O5-1 through the forest as nighttime begins to set in. A pack of saber-toothed tigers starts to emerge from the forest. Agent Howard runs for the stone building. With one final sprint, he jumps into the building and blocks the entrance with a stone door.
Agent Howard lays O5-1 on the ground and tends to her wounds, changing bandages with a first aid kit. Agent Howard notes to the camera, “It seems the hyena ripped out a hunk of meat and maybe a rib” and did what he could at the moment.
Agent Howard then examines the building, finding walls carved with ancient Sumerian writing. Agent Howard also found several empty cases of rations and other supplies with the Foundation insignia, all of them showing years of decay and aging. He also finds large shedded snakeskin. Near dusk O5-1 begins to awaken.)

O5-1: Ah! What? Am I home?

Agent Howard: Not yet, ma’am. We have a situation. There are saber-toothed tigers outside. I used the last of the weapons the lab boys gave me by the tree. The tigers are staying a safe distance hidden in the trees. I think they’re waiting for us to come out in the open.

O5-1: Don’t worry about it. I have something here to protect this place. They usually stay close around here, so I just have to get them to come out. Just have to bait the tigers. Just stay close.

Agent Howard: They usually stay close'? Who is 'they'? And ma'am, I don't think you should be moving you—

O5-1: Yeah, I feel it. I’m missing… ugh, uh, it’s not great for me to stay here until I can heal. More animals are just going to keep coming. I’m fine enough to move right now. Just stay close.

(They get out of the stone structure, and six tigers emerge from the forest. As the tigers charge at them, O5-1 whistles loudly. Unidentified giant pythons fall out of the trees around the stone structure. The snakes quickly wrap around the tigers, crushing them, then swallowing them.)

Agent Howard: What the hell?

O5-1: Pythons. They’ve become huge, being isolated in this place. Over the centuries they have been trained to guard this structure and not harm people. But if any animal comes close, they strike them down. They also keep the garden in the back clean of pests.

(O5-1 and Agent Howard walk into the forest. They exit the forest from where they entered. They are located via tracking beacon and taken to a nearby Foundation site.)

[END LOG]

Addendum XXXX.5: Interviews

+ Access Interview SCP-XXXX: O5-1

Date: 07/01/2020
Interviewed: O5-1, ███
Interviewer: Dr. D. McGarth
Notes: Interview was originally planned with Dr. N. Garret at Site-550, but O5-1 and Agent Howard manifested closer to Site-81. As O5-1’s time was limited, it was decided to proceed with a qualified replacement.

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[BEGIN LOG]

(Dr. McGarth enter the room looking over some notes.)

Dr.MCGarth: I’m sorry about the delay, this has- Oh god! Are you okay?

(Dr. McGarth motions to O5-1’s side where her clothes have started to turn red from blood.)

O5-1: Oh, I think I ripped something when we got here. I’ll be fine, just need some rest.

Dr.McGarth: Let’s get you to-

O5-1: Don’t worry, let's just get this interview over with. Is the helicopter on its way?

Dr.McGarth: Ah, yes, your helicopter is on its way and will be here in ten minutes.

O5-1: Then let’s not waste those minutes. Agent Howard did a good job with the bandages; they’ll do until I can get proper care.

Dr. McGarth: If you’re sure.

O5-1: Last time, a pack of wolves nearly tore off my arm from the shoulder. This is a lot more manageable.

(Dr. McGarth sits down at the table across from O5-1.)

Dr. McGarth: Is that a big issue? Animal attacks?

O5-1: Yes, the animals have gotten more vicious the last few years. The tree has been straining itself more, and the animals in the forest are reacting to it. I think global warming and human pollution has just been making it harder.

Dr. McGarth: I’ll make a note of that. They are still reviewing the footage that Agent Howard brought with him. But Dr. Garret wanted me to ask about the fruit on SCP-XXXX.

O5-1: It's sour and bitter, and tastes a lot like lemons. It’s not bad with a bit of salt.

Dr. McGarth: You’ve eaten it?

O5-1: Yes, it’s a bit of acquired taste. I know that the current Caretaker and Greenskeeper don’t like the taste.

Dr. McGarth: I see. Have you noticed anything strange about it? We believe it is anomalous.

O5-1: It is anomalous. From my experience, eating the fruit from SCP-XXXX will restore a person to perfect health. An elderly person will return to their prime age, and I believe it extends their life span. Not to any drastic length, though. I doubt people would notice; it's not more than any person who takes good care of themselves would live.

Dr. McGarth: And is that how-

O5-1: It doesn’t work on anyone who's connected to SCP-XXXX. That’s why I didn’t use it to heal myself.

Dr. McGarth: Then someone else?

O5-1: Stories from the early days, shared amongst the three of us. Long ago, before the tree moved into its own dimension, people broke in and stole some fruit. Hungry, they ate the fruit and found themselves turning younger and their bodies healing. They thought they found themselves a miracle. All but one got greedy and ate another fruit. Doctor, it's important to remember that there is too much of a good thing.

Dr. McGarth: What happened?

O5-1: They wouldn’t stop healing. Their bones grew and splintered, ripping through their skin before the skin grew over it, so their bodies began to twist and deform. The Gardener of the time put them out of their misery. One man escaped—not sure what happened to him. He might have died on the journey home.The fruit doesn’t make you immortal. It restores you, it stays with you until you die, but it doesn't make a person anomalous. Doubling up has some terrible consequences. So, please make a note that I mentioned that. Maybe the O5 Council will listen this time.

Dr. McGarth: Excuse me?

O5-1: The council has asked me for years to bring back samples. I’ve refused. They are self contained, and despite their benefits, they could easily be misused. I couldn’t argue about bringing a guard after last time; it would be easy to order him to take a few samples from the tree, especially while I was unconscious.

Dr. McGarth: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

O5-1: Doctor? Really? I’m connected to the tree. I can sense the fruit in this building. Please tell Agent Howard that I hold no grudge for what he did. He was just following orders and he did everything he could to keep me safe. The council has wanted to study the fruit for years. I bet O5-11 pushed for this.
Let it go on record to my fellow council members: I am the Guardian of the Arborvitae. It is my duty to protect it, and any decision I take is to ensure its safety. Even if it doesn’t seem risky, it can have untold consequences. So be very careful with what might happen next.

(O5-1 stands up and leaves the room, leaving Dr. McGarth alone.)

[END LOG]

+ Access Interview SCP-XXXX: Agent Howard

Date: 07/01/2020
Interviewed: Agent D. Howard
Interviewer: Dr. J. Sinclair
Notes: Initial interview was done with Dr. J. Sinclair while Dr. McGarth held an interview with O5-1 for time sake.

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[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Sinclair: To start, O5-11 sends their gratitude. The fruit that we are calling SCP-XXXX-C, has already been taken to the lab for study.

Agent Howard: It’s appreciated but…

Dr. Sinclair: Is something wrong?

Agent Howard: It’s nothing. I just feel a little strange about this. I mean, I was given an assignment by the O5 Council to take something without O5-1 noticing. It just feels a little wrong.

Dr. Sinclair: It’s understandable. Exceptional loyalty is one of the reasons you were chosen for the mission. Just rest assured we will learn much from the samples. From what I understand the council believes that O5-1 is just being overly cautious. You aren’t betraying O5-1 but following direct orders from the Council.

Agent Howard: I guess.

Dr. Sinclair: Good. We are currently reviewing footage you brought back. You will likely be questioned more after it can be viewed. You will be happy to know that your blood test came back showing you didn’t pick up any diseases from SCP-XXXX-A. We will hold in your observation just to be safe.

Agent Howard: I would hope so. You gave me enough shots that I thought I was going to the Amazon.

Dr. Sinclair: For this initial interview we have some questions on your encounter with SCP-XXXX-B instances.

Agent Howard: I don’t know what to say. They didn’t even look at me much, like I was an afterthought. The big one—the Greenskeeper—only asked why I was there. And the Caretaker seemed more interested in using me to annoy O5-1.

Dr. Sinclair: On that note, how did they react to O5-1?

Agent Howard: I don’t know. They clearly knew her. I didn’t get the feeling that they were friendly, but not like they were enemies. The Caretaker enjoyed making her angry. It’s hard to explain. When I was in high school, I was on the football team with my older brother. There was this guy who always tried to rile up my brother. My brother would do the same to him, and I always thought that this would end up with them fighting. It never happened. They hated each other, but when we played other teams, they played amazing together. They were stuck working together, they wanted to win, so they played together. Protected each other. They would love to see the other guy get hurt, but they wouldn’t let it happen because it could cost them the game.

Dr. Sinclair: So, it’s a situation of unlikely allies for the situation?

Agent Howard: I think it felt like they respect O5-1. It was easier to see with the Greenskeeper. He was more upfront about helping her out with advice. But even the Caretaker seemed to have some respect for her. She could have just left but waited to make sure I knew to protect her.

Dr. Sinclair: That’s… odd.

Agent Howard: Yeah, I’m not an expert on their files, but from what I understand, their species at best are indifferent to us and at worst want to kill us.

Dr. Sinclair: That’s a simple explanation but-

(Alarms are heard going off.)

Dr. Sinclair: Oh no. That’s the containment breach alarm.

[END LOG]

Appendum XXXX.6: Experiments Logs: SCP-XXXX-C:

+ Access Video Transcript:SCP-XXXX-C Tests

Date: 07/01/2020
Present: Dr. E. Roberts and Researcher M. Gomez
Testing: SCP-XXXX-C

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[BEGIN LOG]

Researcher Gomez: And we are good to go.

Dr. Roberts: Good, they want us to start quickly. It was a big surprise they showed up here. They had a team ready at Site-550. They had to scramble to get this makeshift team set. They’re worried that O5-1 will try to shut us down.

Researcher Gomez: I get it, they want to get as much done in case they stop us. I don’t mind—fruit like this could reveal so much. Plus, we can’t mess this up with the O5 Council so interested. I just wish we had a bit more prep time.

Dr. Roberts: It’s not like we need much. We’re just feeding the fruit to some lab mice. It’s so basic we don’t even have to run it by the Ethics Committee.

Researcher Gomez: We are about to test out fruit from a mythical tree, and you think that’s basic?

Dr. Roberts: Just go over everything for the record.

(Dr. Roberts cuts open an instance of SCP-XXXX-C. Dr. Roberts prepares three pieces for the experiment and places samples of seeds, rind, albedo, calyx, and membrane into containers.)

Researcher Gomez: For the record, for this test we have two male common laboratory mice⁶. Both are approximately three years old. They are both showing signs of their age, loss of vision, thinning hair, flaky skin, arthritis, swollen muscles, reluctance to move and so on. Both are male and kept in separate cages, clearly marked as SCP-XXXX-C-1 and SCP-XXXX-C-2.

(Dr. Roberts opens up the tops of the cages and places portions of SCP-XXXX-C in front of the lab mice.)

Researcher Gomez: Do you think they’ll eat it? I don’t think mice like citrus.

Dr. Roberts: We have some monkeys for testing, but the ones on site are in the middle of testing already.

Researcher Gomez: Oh! They’re eating it.

(After their first bite the mice begin to eat the samples at a rapid rate. Over the course of the next minute both mice display changes, including growing thicker hair, healthier skin, more mobility and energy.)

Dr. Roberts: It’s working, they look so much younger. Time to move on to the second part of this test.

Researcher Gomez: SCP-XXXX-C-1 will be used for observation. We will let it age normally and see if there are any differences. SCP-XXXX-C-2 will be given an extra serving of SCP-XXXX-C to see if it has any other effect.

(Dr. Roberts takes a serving placing it in the cage in front of SCP-XXXX-C-2. SCP-XXXX-C-2 quickly begins to devour it. After it finishes eating it starts to cough, before it starts to shake violently. Cracks are heard coming from SCP-XXXX-C-2 as it begins to squeal in pain. Bones begin to protrude from its skin before muscle and sinew grow over it. It begins to shake violently against its cage.)

Dr. Roberts: Prepare a tranquilizer.

Researcher Gomez: Right!

(SCP-XXXX-C-2 now a foot in length, rips out of the cage and breaks into the cage of SCP-XXXX-C-1. SCP-XXXX-C-1 tries to fight it off, but it's quickly devoured. SCP-XXXX-C-2 begins to transform again, growing sharp teeth in its mouth, tendrils by the sides of its jaw, and vestigial wings on its back.)

Researcher Gomez: Oh god!

Dr. Roberts: Don’t just stare, hit the breach alarm!

(SCP-XXXX-C-2 tears apart the cage and turns to the samples of SCP-XXXX-C. SCP-XXXX-C-2 reaches the samples by eating through their containers but is stopped as Dr. Roberts tries to pull it away. SCP-XXXX-C-2 reacts by attacking him, tearing off his left arm and devouring it. Alarms begin to sound.)

Dr. Roberts: God dammit! Mother [Expletive Redacted]

Researcher Gomez: Keep it together! You’re going to go into shock, just hold on, I’m using my belt for a tourniquet.

(On-site Security enters the room. SCP-XXXX-C-2 has grown to a length of six feet. SCP-XXXX-C-2 has grown six extra eyes, scales on its skin, and human-like arms on its torso.
Security unloads their guns into SCP-XXXX-C-2, which promptly collapses, unmoving. Security quickly radios for a medical team and helps Researcher Gomez try and stabilize Dr. Roberts.
SCP-XXXX-C-2 begins to revive itself and squeal out in pain. Security begins to reload their gun to fire again when O5-1 walks in.)

O5-1: That’s not going to work. It’s just going to regenerate itself until it burns itself out or until its brain is destroyed. Just cover me for a moment.

(O5-1 walks over to SCP-XXXX-C-2 and leans next to it. She holds down its head as she pulls out a combat knife. O5-1 quickly severs its neck, removing its head, and driving the combat knife into its skull. O5-1 moves to the samples and finds an instance SCP-XXXX-C and takes it over to Dr. Roberts.)

O5-1: Doctor! Listen to me! I need you to eat this or you’re probably going to die. It might not work, but it's your best shot. Trust me, dying via shock isn’t a pleasant way to go.

(O5-1 pushes SCP-XXXX-C into Dr. Roberts’s mouth, who begins to eat it. After a minute Dr. Roberts begins to convulse. He moans out in pain as bones and flesh begin to regrow, replacing his arm over the next two minutes. Dr. Roberts’s gray hair starts to become black, and wrinkles start to vanish.
As security teams and medics arrive, O5-1 directs them as she shows her credentials.)

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Notes: After the incident, Dr. Roberts was properly examined and showed no signs of anomalous features. He required IV drip and several hours of monitored sleep before he was well enough to speak. More tests are to be done, and Dr. Roberts has been demoted to Class-E until they come back, though all tests that have come in suggest we won’t find anything. Should Dr. Roberts be returned to his proper station, it is suggested that a cover story be used stating that he received some minor elective surgery and has dyed his hair. While he has never been a vain man about his appearance, this is believed to be a suitably believable story for those without clearance, certainly easier than giving amnestics to everyone who might recognize him.
It should be noted that all samples of SCP-XXXX-C have decayed within 36 hours after they were picked. All tests on the remains have shown that the decay is down to the cellular level. We have been unable to discover anything further from these samples. We have had D-Class attempts to ingest the remains of an instance of SCP-XXXX-C. They have shown no anomalous effects from eating the fruit. The only thing of note was some minor stomach aches one might expect from eating rotten fruit. With no fruit or seeds left, I’m not sure what else to do.
—Researcher Gomez

+ Access File: Autopsy Results: SCP-XXXX-C-2

After examining SCP-XXXX-C-2, I have come to the conclusion that it underwent similar effects to the prolonged use of SCP-427. Any connections to SCP-500 should be investigated.
SCP-XXXX-C causes accelerated healing via anomalous means in a manner that forces a body to expel toxins and disease and repair itself into peak condition. But overexposure to SCP-XXXX-C causes the body to regenerate beyond its normal limits. This caused rapid mutations and damage to DNA, as the body develops unnatural body parts.
Its aggressive behavior seems to be derived from hunger: as SCP-XXXX-C-2 continued to grow it required more energy. It was likely drawn to SCP-XXXX-C samples and SCP-XXXX-C-1 because it saw them as more energy-rich sources of food. It is likely the larger it grew, the more energy it would need. It is impossible to say how much it would need to consume to properly stabilize, but there is evidence that it has begun to break down its own body for energy.
If its brain wasn’t properly damaged, it is likely it would continue to heal, grow, and mutate until it died from starvation.
I have placed SCP-XXXX-C-2’s remains into cryopreservation storage. It should be noted they have started to decay faster than expected. It is believed the mutated cells have started to break down without proper energy to help regenerate them.
I was able to recover partial samples of SCP-XXXX-C-1’s remains. It shows no anomalous properties. The only thing of note is that its body seems to have gone through great stress before it died. It is my theory that SCP-XXXX-C did restore it, but the process nearly caused massive organ failure. Based on what I have seen and the test done on Dr. Roberts, I believe there is a chance that those restored by SCP-XXXX-C will die from the strain of the healing process or from lacking enough nutrients to complete the process.

— Dr. A. Emmerson

Addendum XXXX.7: Translation Of Sumerian Texts

Visual analysis of text found in SCP-XXXX suggests that some sections were written several centuries ago. Analysis confirms that they were all written by the same person, some sections written decades to centuries apart.
It was written in one of the earliest dialects known to the Foundation.

+  Section 01

I write this in hopes that I never forget. I never had the memory that Qayin did.
Even now I still find it hard to believe that my sons are gone.
I can only hope that Hevel has found his peace in the beyond. And I hope that Set found some manner of safety; the vision he had of the flood was accurate. If he was correct about that, one can only hope that his vision for the 36 helps quiet the madness that would survive.

My mind is wandering.

The blood-letting, even with the tree restoring me, still leaves me weak.

I am Hawwah, former wife of Adam El Ansem. Mother to Hevel, Qayin, Aclima, Awan, Atzurah, and Set.

And I have seen the world end, at the hands of the corrupted kings.

I know not how it started. I heard many rumors. Adam, prideful of his power, grew mad, took a star from the heavens, and crowned himself king.

The Scarlet King strode into the world, contaminating it with his brood. His monstrosities waged war on what once lived here in peace.

Lilitu had changed. Some say that it was because of her former husband; some say because the Scarlet King had made her an offer.

It is likely no one will know which began this madness. It feels like my memories betray me; the events seem to play differently at times. Sometimes my sons die in different manners, sometimes battles are different, sometimes I am different, and sometimes the world itself seems different.

Some said that Adam and the Scarlet King both possessed the power to twist the world and its histories. I don’t know about that; the more I write down, the more I realize I don’t know.

+  Section 02

It doesn’t matter how it began, only that it did. Adam had grown mad with power from either the corruption of the Scarlet King or by his own pride. Adam was at his kingdom and left me to lead the tribe when the war began.

I scarcely want to think of the horrors that followed.

The abominations of the Daevas.

The Dark sorcerer in purple robes.

The Sky King’s quest for the lance.

Horror after horror rained down upon the earth, killing all that lived. But we were away from it, living in peace in the garden hidden in a valley, hoping that we would be safe there. We were foolish. It cost my oldest sons their lives and maybe more.

The Guardian of the Tree of Knowledge, Nahash, had spoken to my children and was in part responsible for what they became. He held no ill intent; he meant the best but was deceived. I had once considered him a friend and a teacher, but now I find it hard to look at him.

He had come with an offer of knowledge, hoping to use that knowledge to end the fighting. I refused; the cost was too great. I sought counsel with Hakhama, the guardian of the Tree of Life. Her friendship and wisdom have always served as a balm during troubling times. As people suffered, we grew desperate. Adam’s wrath and pride had shattered our Eden. Then the horrors arrived.

That foul beast came, and was disgusted by us, and killed many of us. I wish it had killed me. Instead, it spoke and whispered ideas into my head, suggesting that I should have taken of the fruit. Nahash saved me, but the damage had been done. Our tribe had to leave; it wasn’t safe. And the All-Mighty sought us to leave, seeing us all as a shadow of what Adam had become. I had little choice but to take the offer. The twin guardians gave me their fruits so that I could use the gifts to save what little remained.

It was then when I realized the error: that damnable beast had found a way to suggest it to Nahash. To bring our downfall and destruction. I had taken what I should not have, and they were called down. Jophiel and Uriel arrived to punish us for our sins. They took no joy in it, but they would carry out their duty. No matter how much time has passed, I don’t think I will ever forget the horror I felt seeing that flamming sword turned towards me.

I don’t know what I would be if they hadn’t protected me from the attack. Or if Nahash’s dark brother hadn’t arrived and made Jophiel and Uriel forget, letting us escape. Nevertheless, the damage was done: we were cast out, never to return.

+  Section 03

With the knowledge I had, I joined with the Yeren and the Strange Folk to fight off the abominations of my former husband. The battle was long, and many were lost. Set took half of our surviving tribe away to safety. Those who remained with us worked to help anchor Adam and his power, to chain him down. We managed to imprison him, though I have lingering fears that he might escape—or, in some manner, he already has.

I could not ponder it for long, as the flood came next. The water engulfed the world and cleansed it of the abominations and the scars of the war.

I drowned. I continued to drown for 40 days and 40 nights. I wonder if this was the All-Mighty punishment for partaking of the fruit. I did not die, no matter how badly I wished for it at times. Afterward, when the waters receded, the world seemed dead. Few were spared.

I thought that this would be my penance, to help restore the world. I had eaten the fruit of life, but I saved the seeds.

I sought help from the surviving Yeren and the Strange Folk for this task. Without the power that lay in the Valley, this would be a mere shadow, but it might be enough to restore the world. All the waters of the world were tainted by the beast of the abyss and would only corrupt the seed. The only thing that remained untainted was ourselves, so that's how we watered it. Members of the three races bled themselves for the seed, and the seed grew and took hold.

Slowly, life returned to the world.

+  Section 04

Years have passed, and the seed has turned into a tree. Its power grows. After the first few years, more plants started to grow around it. I have taken to growing a garden behind this stone home I built.

Years after that, animals have appeared. Some are very dangerous, but I’ve learned to avoid them. I’ve learned due to a very unpleasant trial and error. Still, I’ve trained some serpents to guard this home; they seem to keep some of the unpleasant creatures away.

The fruit from the Tree of Knowledge gave knowledge that man could not know on their own. The fruit from the Tree of Life sustains me, keeps me ageless, and to never know death. I fear this is but the start of my punishment, but for the moment, I endure through my penance.

The tree requires a sacrifice; it calls to us, to come and bleed for it. We bleed, and it never gets easier. One of each race comes. We have each taken a title. The Children of the Night have no more trust for the Strange Folk than I do. It’s a manner of truce that we have come together. We all agreed to the truce because the tree needs blood from the three species, and if any should fail, the tree could no longer sustain the damage to the world.

I’m the last of those who first bled to the tree. The others come and go and pass on their titles to others. The connection can only be broken or passed on when one dies.

So I remain a simple Gardener.

+  Section 05

Things have changed so much. The tree has created a forest around it.

I heard stories from the others that humanity had started to flourish.

I was unsure of what to believe but soon evidence arrived. Some men had gotten lost and found the forest and searched for food and found the tree. Before I found them, they had eaten from the tree. They grew healthier than before, and the older men amongst them lost years, regaining youth. Before I could warn them, they took more fruit and upon eating were transformed. They grew, as their flesh would not stop healing. One of the men who hadn’t eaten the second fruit fled in terror. They were in terrible pain, trying to devour one another. I was forced to shatter their heads to let them have peace. The tree took their blood and flesh to grow.

It feels strange, as if it is about to grow. There are things I don’t understand: I have taken from the tree many times to no effect. Maybe this tree protects me as I protect it. Maybe it's because I have eaten from the true Tree of Life Everlasting. I fear, without the garden, this one will never be as strong. Maybe that's why the second fruit causes such harm.

The forest felt safe. I had to see if I could find the man. To see if more would come. To see how those descended from my tribe grow.

I left the forest to see for myself, a strange adventure in and of itself.

I left the forest to search for answers, and soon I found people.

Some reacted to me strangely. My name is now known as the one who cast humanity out of the Garden and made humanity sinful.

I only did what I had to do, but I doubt they will understand.

I heard rumors that my sons wander the world, but not as I remember them.

The Daevas have risen in the East.

Lilitu has created monsters that roam the world.

I heard rumors that the gods of Flesh and Metal fought, and now their followers continue the fight.

That damnable undying beast still roams; I had wished the abyss to swallow him whole. I doubt I will ever forgive it for its suggestion.

With this all on my mind, I returned to the forest to find it gone. Yet, I found a field, and through it, I stepped back into the forest. I do not know how the tree has moved the forest to a world of its own, far beyond the reach of any who could harm it, yet allow those tied to it to reach it.

I wonder if the tree wishes me freedom. Sometimes I believe that it thinks. I think I will take the opportunity; the tree can fend for itself and needs blood so rarely. I will go into the world. Humanity might spit at my name, and blame me for its sins, but I did lead them from the valley. Their suffering to some extent is my fault; I led them to a world full of dangers. I should try to guide them through the uncertain future that lies ahead.

+  Section 06

All the flowers bloomed, and they forgot. I wondered if it was her.

All of the Children of the Night were gone.

I feared what would happen when the sacrifice was required. The Greenskeeper found her way into the forest. She thinks that the tree protected her mind, but her people are little more than animals. She hopes that, when she passes the title, their mind will be restored.

These roles seemed to lead to such isolation.

+  Section 07

The world has changed so much.

I have yet to find my sons, but I did find someone else.

My old friend has moved from this world; they call him the Adversary or the Serpent. He has created a repository of knowledge and says I am forever welcomed. He feels guilt for his part in my disgrace. I forgave him long ago; it is good to know a friend is still out there.

He told me that Hakhama has changed her name to Sophia and now wanders the world. I think I might try to find her.

I don’t know how long it might take. Maybe I can finally find some answers. Maybe to disconnect me from the tree or so it won’t need blood anymore.

Or to find some measure of peace.

+  Section 08

This might be the last update, at least for a time. I have joined an organization; they were interested in my nature along with my experience. They wish to protect humanity. While I don’t think I can agree with all their methods, I think I can still do good with them.

They have upset the Caretaker and their ilk, though they have agreed to ignore my joining for the greater good. I must remember to remain on my guard around them. One never knows what game they play.

This foundation wishes to help me protect the tree and keep it secret. Tales and myths have been whispered about the tree, known to those who might be able to reach it. Hiding stories about it would be a great help. Still, I have some fears. They seem interested in the tree and its fruit despite what I have told them.

They know more than they are telling me; they seem to be preparing for something. I must trust them, but I must also be wary. I must not forget my duty is to protect this tree and humanity, and should the day come to protect them from this foundation.

+  Section 09

The world ends. The world ends again and again.

I’ve done my best to protect humanity. I’ve lived this life for so long. This doesn’t get any easier.

I’ve seen so much, and we’ve lost so much. We’ve lost to visitors from other worlds. To the sun gone mad. Those stupid statues. Insects! Endless swarms of insects!

We can reset things, but it doesn’t stop the deaths. It doesn’t stop the pain. It doesn’t stop the scars.

I am sent into the forest when it looks like all things will be lost. To stay and guard the tree, so the world will stay alive even if everyone on it dies. Sometimes I stay here for years at a time until the disaster passes. Just for a chance to set things right.

It is getting harder.

The tree is getting weaker. I thought it might have been pollution and global warming forcing the tree to constantly repair the planet. Then when an anomalous disaster strikes, it takes so much more out of it, enough to nearly kill it.

What once happened only once a century then happened every decade, then every year.

I’m afraid that one day our fail-safes will fall. That the tree will die, and I will be alone. That all the blood and pain will be for nothing. I lost my children, my friends, my loves, and I don’t know how many more losses I can take.

I don’t think I can stand to live in a dead world alone.

Footnotes

1. See document Arborvitae Truce for further details.

2. Updated on July 10th, 2020. Changes approved by O5 Council Vote 8 in Favor to 5 Opposed.

3. See Procedure Greenhouse Protocol for further details.

4. Saber-Toothed Tiger.

5. Vanessa Hayforth has been confirmed dead for decades when this was recorded.

6. BALB/c, albino laboratory, bred strain of house mouse.

7. Previous participants describe this as "a minor inconvenience"

8. Time runs different in T. L. D. T. D., so in real time, this'll cost you about five to ten minutes.

9. Designated SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3.

10. On average 65%, with higher memetic resistance lowering the chance of being infected.

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DATE: 04 Jun 2021 03:22

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-5426

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
scp-5426 is to be placed in a standard locker at all times unless for testing and scp-5426-j is allowed to freely roam the sites with proper maintenance. scp-5426-J is to never be provoked and should be kept in a calm state at all times, same with the other instances from scp-5426.

Description:
scp-5426 is a simple box that can create model kits based on various items, it mainly makes model kits based on the, "Gunpla," series from Bandai, based on the famous series," Gundam." Each time a model kit is completed, the model comes to life and will listen to the builder's words or messages and a new model will appear in the box. Each of the weapons that were created in the model are also able to mimic the abilities of the weapons in the Gundam series. For example, the hyper bazooka, while being incredibly powerful in the series is significantly weaker as it's smaller, being a model kit accessory. they are all 1/144 scale however, for any real damage to be done you would need an armies amount of the scp-5426 instances. the one instance that sticks out the most is scp-5426-j, which is a model based on the DOM test type kit, a one eyed model kit that has a mind of it's own and has the memories of a young child named," Jamie/James." SCP-5426-J can feel emotion, however it cannot cry, laugh, or make facial expressions, due to it's body being a model the only real "Technology" it can interact with are it's weapons. It can write however and any outside technology, such as a keyboard, it can also interact with to a limited degree since it is at 1/144 scale. SCP-5426-J is non-aggressive, however it will attack if provoked. When tested against scp 682, the hard to kill reptile, 5426-J seemed to prefer attacking from long range with stealth as it's main style of fighting. however 5426-J seems to prefer to not fight all together, instead using it's weapons as tools, mainly dealing in metal work. unlike instances of the base scp-5426, 5426-J would not listen to any staff member, not even Dr. [REDACTED] who first built the kit. Instead 5426 seems to have a will of it's own, being able to draw, write, and even create instances of scp-5426 on it's own. However scp-5426-J is easily distracted and will try to find whatever it is that is distracting it. scp-5426-J seems to interact with SCP-085 when possible, having a certain look in it's eye as it does, almost as if it knows scp-085. when separated from scp-085, scp-5426-J seems almost depressed, sometimes drawing scp-085 in static form. Oddly enough it appears that SCP 5426-J can control some instances of "Endless model box" as if it was intended for him, when asked if it knew it could do this it simply wrote "If I knew I could I would have long ago." When it was discovered, scp-5426-J was in a box separate from scp-5426 but the samples from the other box seem to mimic those found in scp-5426. The details of said box were worn out and hard to read aside for, "From big brother [REDACTED] and big sister [REDACTED]." scp-5426 also had skeleton missing one of it's eyes on it. when the box was opened, there was a note found in it. the full note reads as follows.
"To my stargazing little brother,
Happy birthday Jamie! (Nickname) I can't believe your ten already. I figure you where board of watching those robots on the screen so I bought you one, this one though you have to put together like a puzzle. This one is called a [REDACTED]. One of your favorites right? Never stop reaching for the stars.
Love
Big brother."

Note- further study has shown that 5426-J's mind can age, but not the body as it is just a model.

Addendum:
now playing, interview audio log #5426

Doctor: Who are you?

J: "My name is Jamie" 5426-J wrote.

J: "Where am I?" It wrote

D: A hospital, you were very sick.

D: How old are you?

J: "I turn ten next week. Or was it nine?" It then wrote unsure."

J: "Why am I a robot?" Jamie wrote as it looked at it's hands, moving then in shock.

J: "Why can't I speak?" He wrote, his writing getting less legible.

J: "Where's my big brother? Where's my big sister?" Jamie wrote. The writing was very shaky.

J: "Why do I ear sirens?"

D: What do you mean?

J: "I hear sirens…nuclear warning sirens…" Jamie wrote as if he was having a PTSD like flash back.

Soon after 5426-J stopped writing, and just stared into the void.
-end of recording

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Note- further study has shown that 5426-J's mind can age, but not the body.

author's note- this was an idea that my friend had for an scp and he asked me to put it on the official scp website, if you like it please upvote him and I would greatly appreciate it.
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DATE: 04 Jun 2021 01:44

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My Name's Not Tim

Ah, hello! Thanks for stopping by. And not just an ordinary "hello" and "thanks for stopping by" that you'd get from all other author pages and interactions with… "people", this is a very special hello and thanks for visiting my author page, COMPLETELY unlike any other you've ever received.

I heard you say "what makes it special?"
And I'm glad you asked!

Anyway, since you've visited, you are obligated by a strict covenant between myself and you, the reader, that requires you to read all of the below works and upvote and comment on each, else one of the following things will happen:

1. You'll notice you itch somewhere on your body
2. You'll become very aware of how often you blink
3. The Demon Kl'Fthgnptk will arise from their damned slumber of ten thousand nightmares, dragging you down to The Land Darker Than Dreams⁷ for eternity⁸
4. Nothing (most common roll)

Please note the covenant that you have agreed to by accessing this page is non-binding, so.

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First one I ever wrote. Went down pretty well.
Helped me notice that most of the stories I'd been writing had a theme of being trapped.
I wouldn't think about it too much, if I were you.
[[/collapsible]]

+ SCP-6667 - For the Love of Humanity

This was an entry to the SCP-6000 contest. This was fun to write. Spot 6667 is a spot I've rationalized as the best option because, since SCP-6667 is all about the harm and necessity of hope, now on the SCP site, hope will always remain after the devil's SCP.

Also check out this fucking sick fanart by The_DodoDevil does not match any existing user name

+ SCP-5443 - Apocalyptic Evil? We got some in the back

Idea to post in two hours. All things considered, this worked out pretty well.
And one part I'm still particularly fond of is trying to imagine how calligraphy was supposed to factor into this ultimate fight.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Aaris!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Jun 2021 23:05

Info

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SCP-XXXX by Aaris

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Credit for the images:
1. From
2. From

Thanks for reading!

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Assigned Site	Site Director	Research Head	Assigned Task Force
CANUST Site-16	Nane M. Andrei	Dr. Armalius Whyle	Zeta-6 "Wood-rangers"

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Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX instances have been removed by Foundation agents from their original location. Any further instances are to be transferred to Site-16 and stored in the light containment area. Any experiment with SCP-XXXX
is to be conducted following level 2 biohazard procedures.

SCP-6000-1's interior prior to containment.

Description: SCP-XXXX are a pair of 3 monoliths⁹ approximately 2,5 meters in height made from an unknown metal that has been originally discovered in California, Utah and Romania, respectively. Upon direct physical contact with one of the monoliths, a person will gain what is presumed to be complete omniscience. The subject will then attempt to commit suicide via the fastest way available. it is presumed that complete omniscience will show the mind that

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Addendum 1.01 - Incident A.1001-XXXX

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alien spotted mysterious things at the site

image with map and highlighted location of the monoliths

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Addendum 2.01 - Interview with D-2335

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what happens to your D-2335

note: taken to the SCP where you can,t die

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5XXX - To the Seekers of the Heart of Little Tunes!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Jun 2021 20:33

File Register #: 5XXX

Pretenders of the Heart of the Tunes

Danger? Yes

Hostile? Yes

Range Class: Worldwide

Risk Class: Caution

VERDICT: Chaos - Death Lurking

Safety and Caution Procedures:

If you are walking alone in a remote place, and hear a whistle of nostalgic tunes

Don't whistle back yet

Hold a mirror or something reflective first

If you do not see anyone in it, then you can whistle back

But if you do…

Run: Look forward, seek a place with other people.

That was not the Heart of Tunes who called out to you.

Melissa Chang, Society of Charting the Paranatural Global in PArtnership with the Seekers Collaborative Pipeline

Description of Anomaly:
The Pretenders are a group of entities that target Seekers of the Heart of Little Tunes through the mimicry of the whistling calls of the Heart of Little Tunes. Seekers who respond will immediately get physically attacked by the Pretenders and will find themselves unable to harm the Pretenders in any method, with all their attacks seeming to have no affect on them.

According to survivors, various humanlike beings consist of the Pretenders (whether this is based on any form(s) of the Heart of Little Tunes is unknown, given that the latter has not been seen by anyone, not even deities). Though none of the Pretenders have displayed any supernatural attributes, their aforementioned ability to remove their target's ability to harm them makes survival difficult. Additionally, should their intended victims escape, Pretenders will give chase, until the intended victim either escapes or is sighted by another entity, causing the Pretenders to give up and hide.

According to survivors, beings that consist of the Pretenders come in many form, with many of them demonstrating supernatural abilities of their own. However, they all share the attribute of wearing a brown hat and a brown trenchcoat with music notes drawn on it and black boots (whether this is

It is unknown precisely what happens to the Pretenders do to their victims; however, they are believed to be responsible for a previously-unconnected anomalous phenomenon, where the corpse of missing people who were seeking the Heart of Little Tunes were found in random locations, with the insides of their body replaced with music sheets bearing noticeable imitations of the icons and signatures of music sheets left by the Heart of Littles Tunes.

Perspectives from Songnimator Yue:

Many artistic-minded people seek out the Heart of Little Tunes.

Their music have been a great contributors to the Public Domain: glorious tunes that have been rendered by many in their own way.

Well, I have measured the Song Essence of the music notes of the Pretenders. And it is clear:

They all share great similarities with that of the notes of the Heart of Little Tunes

Maybe it's a tribute.

Or maybe it's a cruel mockery.

Maybe they want the Heart of Little Tunes to meet them.

Maybe this is an attempt to lure out Little Tunes.

Maybe they all want to be the Heart of Little Tunes and this is all their individual attempt to take over the Conceptual Essence of the Heart of Little Tunes through a Song Essence Supersede Ritual.

Or maybe it's just their fancy.

The Heart of Little Tunes is a mystery; even the Wanderer's Library does not say much.

I guess it is fitting then for the Pretenders to be a mystery too.

Wow! You flipped a card and got: Secure Facility Dossier Site 21!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Jun 2021 20:06

SCP Foundation Secure Facility Dossier

Site: Site-21

Official Designation: SCP Foundation North Carolina Research and Containment Facility

Site Identification Code: USGNC-Site-21

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General Information

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Purpose: The purpose of Site-21 is to research and study anomalies, as well as containing them. This site was made and is known for multitasking and containing not just anomalies, but huge, powerful power, as well as defending and helping other sites in need.

Founded: November 3, 1943

Location: Greensboro, North Carolina, United States.

Notable Above Ground Facilities: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Cover Story: Site-21 was built with many km of the underground in North Carolina, Greensboro. The foundation uses this facility to contain anomalies underground so it's harder for them to break out. They use high-tech security, they have multiple undercover vehicles, as well as multiple entrances that go from underground, to the surface.

Site-21's entrance, leading to the elevator.

Size:
The entrance total land 2km

Underground facility total land 120km

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»»»»»»sdpfiojsoiudfghosuidfghoui Restricted Sections

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[DATA EXPUNGED]

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n Staffing Information

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Commander David Martin

Site Director: Dr. Scott Murphy
Asst. Site Director: Dr. Meria Perry
Asst. Director of Personnel: Dr. Frank Porter Green
Asst. Director of Facilities: [REDACTED]
Asst. Director of Research: Dr. Janet Parker
Asst. Director of Security: Benjamin Henderson
Asst. Director of Containment: [REDACTED] Howard Smith
Asst. Director of Task Forces: Commander David Martin

On-site Personnel

• Department Heads: 177
• Medical Staff: 323
• Staff Researchers: 2,561
• Administrative Personnel: 54
• Engineers: 497
• Security Personnel: 5,599
• D-Class Personnel: 3,296
• Civilian Employees: [DATA EXPUNGED]

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n Anomalies Currently Contained at Site-21

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SCP ID	Object Class
SCP-5392	Tiamat
SCP-5342	Safe
SCP-5469	Thaumiel

(And much, much more SCPs that are not listed because of classification.)

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: MisterIodine!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Jun 2021 15:11
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Does the Black Moon howl?

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6347 is is currently contained in Site-01 within a standard Euclid-class cognitohazard container, modified to hold two seperate, smaller anomalies. This containment unit is nonstandard both in composition and location, as it is located in close proximity to the Site-01 War Room. All cameras in proximity to these containment units have been replaced with sonar sensors, and personnel are generally advised to not at any time allow any part of SCP-6347 to enter their field of vision.

The part of SCP-6347 hereby referred to as "BODY" is contained within the east part of this chamber, where it is held within a modified seminumanoid Euclid-class containment vessel. This vessel is altered to allow personnel to connect electronic stimulation electrodes to what's assumed to be SCP-6347's central nervous system.

The "HEAD" of SCP-6347 is contained within the west part of the aformentioned containment unit. HEAD is suspended within a modified OSCAR-vat altered to hold visually cognitohazardous material.

ECMO-based life support device combined with IV drip and intense, active medicination is currently in use to have HEAD and BODY remain animated despite SCP-6347 having been declared clinically dead and these otherwise integral body parts having been disconnected from each other.

Should the anomaly breach containment, a strike team comprised of Mobile Task Force Alpha-01 "Red Right Hand" members is to be dispatched to recontain the anomaly. Strike team members are to be wearing standard Tier-E4 recontainment gear, but more importantly, SOD.02 Sonar vision goggles. Agents are permitted to terminate armed personnel exposed to the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-6347.

Description: SCP-6347 is a hostile, cognitohazardous anomaly of extradimensional origin. The exact appearance of SCP-6347 is unknown due to it's cognitohazardous properties, but the anomaly has during sonar scans appeared vaguely humanoid in shape, with a height of 167 centimeters and a weight of 41 kilograms.

SCP-6347 is capable of controlling how it's percieved on an individual basis. This means that, for example, the anomaly can appear as 10 different objects to 10 different subjects, despite these subjects all viewing the anomaly at the same time. This includes perception through visual medium such as mirrors, image and video, but also how persons remember seeing it. This effectively means that SCP-6347 is capable of changing some of the memory of those who have visually percieved it, for the duration of that memory. However, these anomalous effects do not include sonar imaging. This is considered the only safe way to view any part of SCP-6347.

The anomaly in question will often use it's cognitohazardous abilities to give temporary amnesia to those it deems as potential threats, or to emulate generally disturbing or confusing imagery in order to create a shock response.

In direct close combat encounters, SCP-6347 will utilize clawed appendages that excrete a substance classified as L-530. This substance is described as thick and molasses-like in consistency, but posesses the same visually cognitohazardous properties as SCP-6347. Notably, this substance causes a full override of the visual nerve when it enters a human bloodstream, causing similar perceptions in subjects but not limited to when they're looking at the anomaly itself. Instead, these are described more as full "trips" or "fever dreams", believed to be fully controlled by SCP-6347.

File Update [DATE]: Since DATE, anomaly has lost parts of it's anomalous properties. SCP-6347 is still unable to be visually percieved without the use of sonar vision, but will no longer knowingly retroactively alter it's appearance as a method of self defense. Compound L-530 underwent a similar change. Anomaly is still considered alive and of use in the GLOSSOLALIA program.

Addendum 6347.1: On 12/11/1924, the Foundation formed the Insurgency company and had them join the Operation Sawtooth effort, a covert operation conducted to eliminate the 'Faeries', an anomalous human subspecies. Operation Sawtooth was originally started in 1911, and was kept secret to large part of the Foundation. During or following this operation, the majority of the Foundation's Insurgency company went AWOL, forming the Chaos Insurgency, a still active anarchist militia.

Note recovered from Pvt. Adrian Matthews of the SCPF Insurgency company, 1924.

I'm utterly appalled by my own actions, and the venomous words of the Overseers that led my hand astray. I was a good man up until today and cannot believe what me and other otherwise good men can be tricked into with ideological reassurance and utter propaganda. The Overseers are truly despicable I tell you.

They sent me and my squad in as reinforcements following a flame thrower squad, and I have never in my darkest of nightmares witnessed such horror. Men, just like you or me, on fire, or shot dead, or bleeding out. We were ordered to shoot anything that moved. Afterwards, I wanted to shoot myself.

These civilians were only violent as a result of our actions, and killing them did not protect my safety or interests, so where was my say in this? Let the men in power fight their own wars, I say.

Today is the day I abandon my post. I was taken in and promised grandure and was given tall tales of heroism and spectacle, of the underdog fighting for what's right, but all I have done is assisting in the slaughter of those less fortunate. I have to find a way to amend my mistakes. May the lord have mercy on me.

Wow! You flipped a card and got: hungrypossum!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Jun 2021 06:38

:root {
    --timeScale: 1;
    --timeDelay: 0s;
}
 
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    background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12));
    transform: translateY(-0.74rem);
}
 
/* DIVIDER */
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    animation-name: divider;
    animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
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    animation-name: bar;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
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    animation-name: bottomup;
    animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */
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    animation-name: expand2;
    animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
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}
div.text-part > :nth-child(1) {
    animation-name: expand1;
}
div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after {
    animation-name: iconslide;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-name: flowIn;
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    animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* DIAMOND */
div.arrows {
    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
div.quadrants > * {
    animation-name: fade;
    animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
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    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
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        animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale));
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/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
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}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
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@keyframes bar {
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}
@keyframes bar-mobile {
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}
 
@keyframes bottomup {
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}
 
@keyframes expand1 {
    from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);}
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}
@keyframes iconslide {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
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}
 
@keyframes expand2 {
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}
@keyframes fade {
    from { opacity: 0;}
    to { opacity: 1;}
}
 
@keyframes flowIn {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
}
 
@keyframes arrowspin {
    from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); }
    to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes nodegrow {
    from { transform: scale(0);}
    to {  transform: scale(1);}
}
@keyframes diamondBorder {
    from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}

DrGolden's Memecon Requiem

:root {
    --timeScale: 1;
    --timeDelay: 0s;
}
 
/* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */
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    content: " ";
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    height: 0.5rem;
    background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12));
    transform: translateY(-0.74rem);
}
 
/* DIVIDER */
.anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
    animation-name: divider;
    animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* CLASSIFIED LEVEL BARS */
div.top-center-box  > * {
    animation-name: bar;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
/* TOP TEXT */
div.top-left-box, div.top-right-box {
    clip-path: polygon( 0% -50%, 150% -50%, 150% 100%, 0% 100%);
}
 
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    position: relative;
    animation-name: bottomup;
    animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */
div.text-part > * {
    clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%);
    animation-name: expand2;
    animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
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}
div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
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    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
/* DIAMOND */
div.arrows {
    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
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    animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
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    animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
    will-change: box-shadow;
}
 
/* MOBILE QUERY */
@media (max-width: 480px ) {
    .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
        display:none;
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    .anom-bar > .bottom-box {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important;
    }
    div.top-center-box  > * {
        animation-name: bar-mobile;
        animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale));
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/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
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}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
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}
 
@keyframes bar {
    from { max-width: 0%; }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
@keyframes bar-mobile {
    from { max-height: 0%; }
    to { max-height: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bottomup {
    from { top: 100px; }
    to { top: 0; }
}
 
@keyframes expand1 {
    from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);}
    to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);}
}
@keyframes iconslide {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
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@keyframes expand2 {
    from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;}
    to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;}
}
@keyframes fade {
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@keyframes flowIn {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
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@keyframes arrowspin {
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    to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes nodegrow {
    from { transform: scale(0);}
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}
@keyframes diamondBorder {
    from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawlers are to search for and delete SCP-6101 instances, both image- and text-based, off of all major social media platforms. Foundation personnel have been embedded in the administration and moderation teams of said social media platforms to further monitor and restrict the spread of SCP-6101. Counter-Meme FCM-6101 instances are currently being developed on a case-by-case basis to diminish transmission of SCP-6101.

Description: SCP-6101 are widespread instances of text and image based memetic hazards, coloquially known as "copypasta". Instances of SCP-6101 usually depict the author's intense and often hyperbolic distaste for a certain topic of discussion. Viewing an instance of SCP-6101 has a chance¹⁰ of causing viewers to share a similar opinion as depicted in the instance. Affected individuals, referred to as SCP-6101-A, will then spread the SCP-6101 instance they were exposed to, usually by posting it as a response to social media posts relating to the topic critiqued in said instance.

SCP-6101 instances often present themselves as ironic and humorous in nature, and satirize the topic being discussed. The object of SCP-6101 instances often pertains to popular media at the time of creation; however, a small percentage have been found to relate to more diverse concepts, such as leaving online communities, faith, humor etc.

Upon questioning, SCP-6101-A individuals will claim the reason for posting to be "it made sense", "I thought it'd be funny" or similar such phrases.

Discovery: SCP-6101 was discovered after an instance had been attempted to be posted onto the SCiP-Net Social Forums. Memetic hazard detection systems alerted RAISA to the anomaly, where the spread was promptly halted. A non-anomalous version of the chat logs are included below.

NON-ANOMALOUS CHAT LOGS, SCP-6101 DISCOVERY

---

OyyJoyy: so were the flamingoes hurt?
Moonever: i dunno, he said that they were totally fine
Ecro89: yknow its pretty sus that he was near the flamingoes in the first place
DrSilver: sus 😳
Ecro89: amoegus
Moonever: [MEMETIC HAZARD CENSORED]
Secretary_Helenbot: User Moonever has been kicked from the chat. Reason specified: Attempted to post Memetic Hazard. RAISA has been contacted.
Ecro89: …wot
DrSilver: 👀
OyyJoyy: the hell was that
DrSilver: Why would Never post a memetic?

---

END LOG

After sufficient memetic scrubbing, the following text-based instance of SCP-6101 was recovered:

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US YOU NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTES HOLY [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] OTHER DAY EIGHT (8) FRIENDS ON INSTAGRAM SENT ME THE SAME "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS" MEME. MY MOTHER LOOKED AT THE TRASH CAN AND SAID "WOULDNT YOU SAY THATS A BiYT SUSSY" WOW SO ORIGINAL! EVEN WHEN THEY TOLD ME I WAS ADOPTED THEY DID IT WITH "THERE IS AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US" JESUS CHRIST! (Get it? JeSUS)

+ Addendum 6101.1 - History

History: Foundation web-crawlers have traced the origins of SCP-6101 to the Group of Interest "Gamers Against Weed". Infiltration efforts have retrieved the chat logs from the "Gamers Against Weed" Discord server, which is believed to have lead to the creation of SCP-6101.

GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 26/09/17

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kkrule: hey guys look at this cute pic I found :D
kkrule: [redpandacute.jpg]
DonDeLilo: @kkrule literally no one cares
hetcopogg: aww
kkrule: I bet opossum would say its cute
DonDeLilo: fuck off
kkrule: okay :(
kkrule: @opossum am i right
opossum: that's subjective, but eh, pretty cute tbh
polaricecraps: I mean, it's no koala, but yea pretty cute
opossum: excuse me?
kkrule: uh oh
polaricecraps: what?
opossum: did you just say
opossum: koala?
DonDeLilo: UH OH
hetcopogg: oh you done goofed now, you know how he gets when someone mentions koalas
DonDeLilo: lol hes still typing
opossum: @polaricecraps koalas are actually disgusting. You all think they're oh so cute and innocent angels but they're all just chlamydia-riddled dumbasses who can't even eat properly, and that's the only thing they do. Plus they only eat one of the least nutritious plants, and only if they're picking the leaves themselves, if you give them food on a plate theyll literally starve to death like the fucking idiots they are
hetcopogg: aaand there it is
polaricecraps: @opossum didnt read lol
opossum: im so damn sick of people insisting that koalas are so cute and adorable and god all of you are idiots. Their brains are smooth but your brains seem to be literally smoother.
polaricecraps: coalas do be cute tho
DonDeLilo: sorry opossum im going to have to agree here, they are cute
kkrule: yea they are
DonDeLilo: no one asked you @kkrule
opossum: oh so you're going with this too? Alright, brb
DonDeLilo: oh great what's he doing
hetcopogg: *grabs popcorn*

GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 27/09/17

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DonDeLilo: Anyway, back to the flamingoes
opossum: alright clowns, here it is.
DonDeLilo: oh your back
opossum: [koalas.txt]
opossum: read it
polaricecraps: what the hell is that
opossum: it's facts
DonDeLilo: hholy
DonDeLilo: this is long
opossum: :)
polaricecraps: wow, koalas are horrible
DonDeLilo: didnt you just say you loved koalas yesterday
polaricecraps: yeah but they suck
DonDeLilo: your making no sense
DonDeLilo: theres no way mister "i hate bernie" made a coherent argument
opossum: I can be very convincing, actually. Read it and see for yourself
DonDeLilo: alright I'll read it
DonDeLilo: jesus wow, fuck koalas
opossum: so what do you guys say? Think reddit would like this?
polaricecraps: do it lol
DonDeLilo: sure

GAMERS AGAINST WEED CHAT LOGS, 3/10/17

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opossum: folks, i've got some news
polaricecraps: what
opossum: so i posted the koala text to r/askreddit
DonDeLilo: Good, maybe we can eradicate koalas from that sub
opossum: its working alright
hetcopogg: lol you actually did it
kkrule: but I like koalas :(
DonDeLilo: fuck one then
kkrule: :(
opossum: people have started posting it under every picture of a koala they've seen
DonDeLilo: perfect
opossum: that includes places outside r/askreddit
polaricecraps: so its a copypasta now?
opossum: guess so. only means it'll spread more lol
polaricecraps: awesome
opossum: I've also seen some people adapt it to other animals
opossum: but they don't compare
polaricecraps: still, its something
DonDeLilo: imagine if one of the foundies reads one of those
hetcopogg: lmao
opossum: lmao

+ Addendum 6101.2 - Update 17/10/17

Foundation web-crawlers have traced the internet browsing history of SCiP-Net user "Moonever", assigned to Researcher Michaels, and have discovered that he was first exposed to SCP-6101 within the comment section of a post in the Reddit community "r/greentext". By further tracing his patterns, it was discovered that Researcher Michaels posted the instance of SCP-6101 he was initially exposed to in the Reddit community "r/CuratedTumblr". Further tracing has discovered over 100 unique instances of SCP-6101, with some of them originating on mainstream social media platforms such as Facebook and Twitter, as shown below.

Instance #2, found in "r/curatedtumblr" Reddit board

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Context: Instance was found as a reply to a text comment in the post's comment section. The comment read as follows: "A man with a pink cat? Watch out for random explosions…".

Topic: Serialized Manga Series "JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable".

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SCP-6101 Instance: I hate JoJo fans. All they do is go onto random subreddit and go “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every single part of the internet that even has a slight resemblance to JoJo. Screw you. Everything isn't JoJo you baboon. A link to a video looks suspicious? JOJO REFERENCE! That's right, they've tried to replace rickrolls. Just shit on a classic piece of internet tradition. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT JOJO. LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, ITS A SHITTY SHOW FOR SHITTY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO DIE A SHITTY DEATH. I AM GOING TO SEND EVERY JOJO FAN INTO SPACE.Oh, can't do that cuz it's A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE, ISNT IT? Please, [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]. Every JoJo fan deserves to be waterboarded to death. Thank you.

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End Comments: Instance had recieved 567 "upvotes" and several replies commenting on the apparent humor of the instance. Observed to have spread to other similar posts on the Reddit platform, across several "subreddit" boards.

Instance #10, found in Facebook group "not in my good satanic cul de sac"

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Context: Instance was found as a response to a text post announcing a member's departure from said group, alongside heavy criticism of the group's content.

Topic: Leaving an online community

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SCP-6101 Instance: This group is a fetus eater's paradise, FUCK y'all I'm leaving, don't mind me, [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] go protest for normalizing public nudity or some other absurd shit you want to normalize, maybe casual murder next? The future is full of surprises in the hands of the shallow brain dead left.

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End Comments: Due to the highly disturbing actions described in this particular instance, CM-6101 development was

+ Addendum 6101.3 - CM-6101 Development

Based on Instance #10's observed lack of further mutations, an attempt was made to replicate this effect with another instance of SCP-6101, resulting in the following counter-meme prototype:

👉This👈 groⓂp is a 😇fetus🍴eater's 🍽 paradise 🌈, FUCK 👉👌 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦y'all 👭 I'm ✌🚴‍♀️leaving🚣‍♂️, don't ⛔ mind 🧠 me, [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] go🚦 protest 🙅‍♀️ for ✔normalizing✅ 🏙 public⛲ nudity❌❌❌or some o🅱er 🧜‍♂️absurd🧞 💩shit💩 y⭕u want🤳 to norⓂalize, maybe🤷‍♂️ 😎casual 🔫murder🗡 ne✖t? The ⏳future⏳ is 🗑full of 😲surprises🤯 in the 👐hands👐 of the 🤽‍♀️shallow 🧠brain 🧟‍♂️dead ⬅left.

While this particular application has shown adequate success in halting the respective SCP-6101 instance's spread, the same method is not applicable to cases with text posts longer than 500 characters. This is hypothesised to be due to the readers considering long excessively long text fragments as visually unappealing, with no incentive to read them if no new information is being presented.

Imagine a world with no imagination

Canon brainstorming place. Central idea: more and more anomalies are created by the collective consciousness, the foundation decides to yeet imagination so anomalies stop forming. Bleak reality ensues

coming soon

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DATE: 03 Jun 2021 06:10

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an air-tight containment cell at all times.
SCP-XXXX must be fed three times a day with red meat. Complete sedation of SCP-XXXX must occur before delivery of every meal by D-Class personnel.
Personnel dealing with SCP-XXXX are encouraged to address it by its given name, Megan; however, usage of its name outside of interactions with it is highly forbidden.
SCP-XXXX can be provided with special requests as long as they do not imply further human interaction. SCP-XXXX has access to a computer with an internet connection; use of the computer must be fully supervised at all times following Valentine's incident.
Access to psychiatric and psychological services to both SCP-XXXX and personnel interacting with it is of utmost importance.
In the occurrence of a breach, a specialized task force must be deployed with odorless suits, and a perimeter of roughly 2 miles in diameter must be secured and evacuated around the location of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 21 years old female human, it possesses three extra appendages: a pair of scaly wings and a plaited tail. It is odorless and possesses a keen sense of smell. Its forearms and forelegs are covered with a thick layer of short fur, and its nails turn into sharp and durable claws in both its fingers and toes. SCP-XXXX has a crown of horns on its scalp that reach through its hair and range from 1 to 5 inches in length. It possesses every facial feature you'd expect from a human female its age, except for its eyes; while it does have eyelids, it does not need blinking as its eyes are covered with a thin but extremely durable transparent keratin layer that protects them from the environment. It has 7 irises. Personnel dealing with SCP-XXXX describe an underwhelming feeling of uncanny valley when looking it in its eyes; the longest any person has been able to maintain eye contact without succumbing to fear has been 7 seconds. SCP-XXXX also possesses a carnivorous denture. SCP-XXXX has a very heavy and pronounced muscular structure despite never engaging in physical training, as well as 0% BMI.

SCSCP-XXXX possess immense strength (without known upper limits) and durability, accompanied by a very strong regenerative factor, capable of regenerating full appendages given sufficient time; for regeneration of an arm, it will need a two month period. SCP-XXXX is very smart and has a very compliant attitude, it is non-aggressive as long as it smells no human in its vicinity. When SCP-XXXX smells a human it enters a state of predation and immediately attacks by stinging, crushing, mauling, and eating all humans it smells. SCP-XXXX is not malevolent, and must not be treated as such, it expresses extreme distress when remembered of its attacks on humans or any other living animal, it shows heavy remorse and shame on its actions. It recalls being more humanlike in its early years and says it started to develop its anomalies when it turned 10; at first, being mildly excited by human smell, and having its first frenzy after developing the ability to produce poison at age 13.

SCP-XXXX's tail ends in a stinger that produces a highly digestive and neurotoxic liquid capable of inducing a powerful burning sensation while forcing the afflicted to reduce motor function; rendering them unable to move. Testing with this liquid in D-class personnel under usage of MRAs and computed tomography showed that it increased both neuronal activity and blood flow causing a state of hyperactivity while shutting down every skeletal muscle fiber. Sufficient amounts of this liquid have caused blood vessels to burst from pressure, circulatory shock, and stroke.

Addendum: Valentine's incident:
SCP-XXXX is by almost all psychological accounts a young female human, thus it was given access to the internet and permitted to maintain social interactions via this medium with a select few of those who already knew about its condition before SCP Foundation interference, to promote mental well being and compliance with SCP personnel. The permitted interactions were: its two parents, its little sister, and a male neighbor around her age named Elliot. These individuals had sworn secrecy and were monitored 24 hours a day. SCP-XXXX appeared to develop romantic feelings for Elliot, which is believed to be why it breached containment on February 14th of 2017. SCP-XXXX was immediately tracked down to Elliot's residence where it was found crying and bloodied amongst the unrecognizable scraps of what used to be Elliot; it was fortunate that his parents were out for Valentine's dinner. SCP-XXXX was crying, but still biting down on Elliot's remains.
Following this event, A-class amnestics were administered to SCP-XXXX's family, and false memories were implanted to make them believe they only ever had one daughter. The privilege of social interactions with humans outside SCP personnel was revoked, and while usage of the internet was permitted, it is now monitored 24/7 to ensure it does not make any connections with people outside SCP jurisdiction.

SCP-XXXX understands why the Foundation does what it does, and is thankful for the help it has provided. This is why it has been granted many privileges many other SCP human and humanoid entities have been denied. However, personnel dealing with SCP-XXXX are to be reminded not to let their guard down, as the upper limits of SCP-XXXX's strength are currently unknown and it is certain that current equipment is incapable of physically restraining it if it wanted to escape.

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