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DATE: 18 May 2021 18:59

The “Candy Man”

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an anomalous object containment cell in Site 88 Specialised Humanoid Containment Cell-XXXX in Site 88.

Light security is sufficient No personnel are allowed on the premises of Cell-XXXX without the permission of Dr. Foster, Amanda Malkin, or Dr. Morse. Violators will be severely punished and transferred. All entrances to Cell-XXXX are to be pressure locked. Absolutely no ventilation should be attached to Cell-XXXX. Weekly inspections by Dr. Morse should be held to judge the integrity of the walls. Any punctures made to the walls should be sealed immediately and Procedure XXXX should be conducted. If Procedure XXXX is successful, no further action is necessary. If unsuccessful, containment breach protocol should ensue.

Procedure XXXX entails giving a D-class subject an instance of SCP-XXXX-B for consumption. Lights in Cell XXXX are dimmed, and if the subject is deceased after 24-hours, the procedure is a success. If the subject survives, the procedure is a failure.

Specialised diet consists of live quadrupeds raw meat. Cell-XXXX shall be equipped with an air lock system that will maintain the integrity of the cell during feeding.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-B shall be taken from SCP-XXXX-A by Lab Curator Hutchinson and taken to Lab 3 for examination for termination for storage until requested by Dr. Morse. Instances of SCP-XXXX-B shall be stored in Safe XXXX-B until full. Once full, older samples should be terminated by incineration and replaced with newly collected samples. Lab Curator Hutchinson, Dr. Morse, Amanda Malkin and Dr. Forester are the only ones allowed to know the combination to Safe XXXX-B. Retrieval of samples, stocking and documenting samples, and terminating old samples will be conducted expressly by Lab Curator Hutchinson. All other personnel are to leave Lab 3 during all processes regarding Safe XXXX-B until their conclusion.

IMPORTANT: Any personal, regardless of position, who is found to have consumed any instance of SCP-XXXX-B, is to be locked in Cell-XXXX, where they will be observed by Dr. Morse.

SCP-XXXX-A is to be polished and oiled occasionally. Along with inspecting Cell-XXXX, Dr. Morse will also conduct weekly inspections of SCP-XXXX-A to check for oxidization. All oxidation should be removed immediately to ensure the structural integrity of SCP-XXXX-A. To maintain experimental integrity, the glass of SCP-XXXX-A is also to remain polished as well.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a cast-iron candy machine with the inscription, “Guaranteed to Make You Smile!”. The price of the candy is known to be 50 cents, and The machine takes any kind of American coin.

Despite prior suspicions, there seems to be nothing anomalous about SCP-XXXX, though its denotation has remained the same.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-A resemble a wide assortment of name-brand candies. Some of the brands include [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]1. There seems to be no affiliation between SCP-XXXX and these companies. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are completely edible and safe to digest, exhibiting no known side-effects or anomalous properties themselves. It is possible that they are generated by SCP-XXXX-B’s mist form, since it has been demonstrated that SCP-XXXX-B’s can spontaneously generate objects through its mist form, though no experiment has been conducted to prove this theory.

SCP-XXXX-B is an anomalous object capable of spontaneously generating instances of SCP-XXXX-A. Outside of spontaneous generation, anomalous properties are presently unknown.

SCP-XXXX-B is an anomalous humanoid residing inside around under in [RELATION TO OBJECT UNKNOWN] SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX-B is considered hostile to humans when they consume any instance of SCP-XXXX-A.

Addendum: Experiment C has been reclassified as Incident XXXX by order of the Ethics Committee. All Class-C Personal involved with Incident XXXX have been discharged or relocated.

March 23

Morning Briefing
SCP Status Update
Caroline’s 1st Interview

March 24

Morning Debrief
SCP Status Update
Lab Report
Caroline’s 2nd Interview

March 25

Morning Debrief
Farmer Johnson’s Complaint
Dr. Morse’s Urgent Message
Caroline’s 3rd Interview

March 26

Morning Debrief
Lab 3 Surveillance Footage
Experiment A
Caroline’s 4th Interview

March 27

Morning Debrief
Experiment B
Caroline’s 5th Interview

March 28

Morning Debrief
Incident XXXX
Emergency Meeting
Dr. Hutchinson’s message
Dr. Morse's reply

March 29-Current

Current Status of Jar XXXX-B-013
Footnotes

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DATE: 18 May 2021 18:02
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Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The swamp containing SCP-6000 has been purchased by the foundation and has been blocked off from the public. The swamp has been converted into Site-██.

All pathways and possible entrances to the swamp have been blocked off and must be guarded at all times by no less than twenty-five armed facility guards who must patrol the area.

SCP-6000 has its own layer of protection, being blocked off by a concrete dome with a 97mm thick reinforced window showing the inside of the dome.

The dome has an airlock door system to enter, furthermore the dome is guarded by no less than three armed guards at all times, seperate from the twenty-five guards guarding the rest of the swamp.

Description: SCP-6000 is a pond located inside of a swamp known as Site-██. SCP-6000 has an area size of 14.47 m². Any path or road leading to Site-██ has been removed and SCP staff are now directed via coordinates to the location of SCP-6000.

SCP-6000 is a pond inside of a swamp known as Site-██. SCP-6000 has muddy green swamp water that matches the rest of the swamp, but the water in SCP-6000 appears to be constantly boiling despite its temperature being too low to boil. Temperature checks performed on SCP-6000 have shown that its temperature is 18.3° C. The temperature of SCP-6000 does not seem to change despite throwing objects with varying temperatures into it. SCP-6000 also seems to not consume or destroy small objects held at its surface, including the thermometer used by facility staff to measure its temperature.

SCP-6000 has the known ability to consume virtually anything tossed into it. Tests have involved subjecting Class-D personnel to diving into the pond. These tests have shown the Class-D subjects to disappear into the muddy water of SCP-6000, with no trace left behind. A ten meter pole was once lowered into SCP-6000 as part of a test performed by Dr. Aeriano. The pole was seen disappearing into the pond in its entirety, and when the rope that held the pole was lifted it appeared as if the rope had been cut.

Attempts at emptying SCP-6000 of its contents have been unsuccessful entirely, as SCP-6000 seems to replenish itself any time water is removed from it, as well as any water removed contains no trace of past subjects or objects tossed into the swamp as part of tests.

Digging into the ground and entering SCP-6000 from any angle that is not the top of the pond has shown it to work as a normal pond, with no special ability, along with a depth of only three meters. Attempts at retrieving a sample of SCP-6000 have been considered unsuccessful, as any water tested from SCP-6000 appears to have the similar bacteria of regular swamp water.

Any attempt at retrieving subjects or objects from SCP-6000 have been unsuccessful, apart from one researcher by the name of Dr. ████████, now known to the facility as SCP-6000-1. SCP-6000-1 were performing a test with themselves as the subject. They had tied themselves to a reinforced steel pole and promptly were lowered into SCP-6000 for 7 minutes by fellow researcher Dr. Aeriano. SCP-6000-1 came out of SCP-6000 physically unscathed, while the reinforced steel pole was badly damaged, as well as soon after being recovered, it had disintegrated into steam.

SCP-6000-1 was not able to speak after being recovered despite no brain damage or vocal cord damage being visible to facility doctors, but they did regain their ability to speak thirty-seven weeks after the incident, although the only thing they spoke about was how great the SCP-6000 was.

Dr. Aeriano conducted an interview about their experience in SCP-6000 with SCP-6000-1 as the subject. The interview had revealed no new information as SCP-6000-1 continued to praise SCP-6000, and was promptly terminated by facility guards guarding the interrogation after a violent attack towards Dr. Aeriano when he questioned the validity of the claims SCP-6000-1 had made about SCP-6000.

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Special Containment Procedures: Spare instances that SCP-XXXX does not eat of SCP-XXXX-B are to be kept in a standard object containment chamber. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid chamber with a built-in kitchen. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with bread-making materials every day to make SCP-XXXX-B.

Description: SCP-XXXX Is a 43-year-old human male, 5'6. The object often bakes bread whenever possible. These baked goods will henceforth be known as SCP-XXXX-B. When consumed by a subject, XXXX-B when consumed by a subject will induce nausea and lethargy. However, regardless of the ill-effects post-consumption: As of 06/05/2016, SCP-XXXX has made bread that do not include these anomalous effects. SCP-XXXX-B's new variant now causes healing effects to any wounds and euphoria, though still after consuming SCP-XXXX-B will compel subject to ingest more. These compulsion effects subside in subjects in 5 hours. and the ill-effects cease following REM sleep. SCP-XXXX has a diet consisting of only SCP-XXXX-B. It does not receive any of the ill-effects from consuming SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX has expressed immense satisfaction with SCP-XXXX-B calling it "The best bread in the world" on numerous occasions. Subjects near SCP-XXXX-B have reported smelling the smell they love most when near SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-B's anomalous properties also manifest by giving SCP-XXXX enhanced vision, and hearing above that of non-anomalous humanoids when consumed. Though how it is immune to the effects is still a mystery. Some D-Class personnel, after eating the improved version of SCP-XXXX-B say ''its the best bread in the world'' and their body forces themselves to eat more and more.

Addendum 1:
< SCP-XXXX Interview Attempt #1

Begin log, 3:02PM, 25/02/2016

Interviewer: Agent Kowalski
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX.
Agent Kowalski: SCP-XXXX, Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: Loud and clear, Mister.
Agent Kowalski: Alright, SCP-XXXX, How are you not affected by the anomalous effects of your own bread?
-SCP-XXXX sighs heavily.-
SCP-XXXX: How many times do I tell you foundation idiots that its normal bread, not anomalous bread or whatever stuff you call it?
Agent Kowalski: Alright, I will ask that question again when you are willing to comply. What is the ingredient that you use different from other bread?
SCP-XXXX: Nothin' just the same stuff like homemade bread, its better than my bread.
Agent Kowalski: That brings us to our next question, Why do you only eat your own bread?
SCP-XXXX: Better at being horrible.
[SCP-XXXX laughs]
Agent Kowalski: SCP-XXXX, I will return tommorow.
SCP-XXXX: Okay freakshow.

End log: 3:05PM, 25/02/2016

Addendum 2:

Interview Attempt #2

Begin Log: 4:17pm, 26/02/2016

Agent Kowalski: Alright, I'm back, you will answer my questions now.
SCP-XXXX: What if I don't want to?
Agent Kowalski: You will.
SCP-XXXX: I don't think so.
Agent Kowalski: Alright, how are you not affected by the anomalous effects of your bread, and why does it make people tired and nauseous?
SCP-XXXX: IT DOES NOT
-Agent Kowalski talks to Researcher Gongalli, forgetting the microphone is still on.
Agent Kowalski: How do you put up with this ignorant idiot, and how do you manage to research and conduct tests on him?
Researcher Gongalli: You should turn that microphone off, Agent Kowalski.
Agent Kowalski: Oh.
SCP-XXXX: don't call me an idiot you little
Agent Kowalski: End the interview, quickly.

End Log: 3:09PM, 26/02/2016.

Addendum 3:

Interview Attempt #3.

Being Log: 12:53PM 28/02/2016

SCP-XXXX: bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
Researcher Gongalli: SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX turns his head slowly to face the glass.
Researcher Gongalli: SCP-XXXX, Are you ready to comply, Agent Kowalski told me you were not answering his questions.
SCP-XXXX: Screw him. He insulted my baking skills.
Researcher Gongalli: He called it anomalous.
SCP-XXXX: It doesn't matter, you're pretty.
Researcher Gongalli: This is one way glass, you can't see me.
SCP-XXXX: But I can, that idiot from earlier and those two black and white guys with helmets on.
Researcher Gongalli: Wait what.. Alright, how are you not affected by your bread?
SCP-XXXX: I don't know, honestly.
Researcher Gongalli: Why do you only eat your own bread?
SCP-XXXX: Because its good.
Researcher Gongalli: Alright, I have enough info for today, Goodbye, SCP-XXXX.

End Log: 12:55PM 28/02/2016

Interview #4 with SCP-XXXX.

//Begin Log: 1:01PM, 04/05/2016

Researcher Gongalli: SCP-XXXX, I have to break this to you, but please listen.
SCP-XXXX: What?
Researcher Gongalli: What Agent Kowalski said was true. We need the truth, have you put anything bad into your bread?
SCP-XXXX: Well I thought I put a bit too much sugar into it, but apart from that, no. I promise.
Researcher Gongalli: Try making the bread without that extra dose of sugar.
SCP-XXXX: Alright.
[SCP-XXXX makes SCP-XXXX-B, not putting in as much sugar as usual. It was then transported to an SCP-XXXX-B Chamber.]

  • SCP-XXXX-B New variation result
    • SCP-XXXX's new way of making SCP-XXXX-B has been a huge success. SCP-XXXX-B no longer contains its nausea and lethargy effects. D-Class subjects also claim the bread tastes very good. The anomalous properties of wanting more are still effective in SCP-XXXX-B, so research must continue as normal. SCP-XXXX is no longer hostile and seems much more happy. SCP-XXXX has been granted free roam through the facility on weekends with the exception of restricted areas and SCP zones.

SCP-XXXX and Agent Kowalski recorded conversation on 08/05/2016

Agent Kowalski: SCP-XXXX, Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, it's you. I wanted to just say sorry for being kind of hostile towards you. Thought you were insulting my skill of baking.
Agent Kowalski: Yeah, I kinda wanted to say sorry as well.
SCP-XXXX: I forgive you.
Agent Kowalski: So, we on good terms now?
SCP-XXXX: Yup.

  • SCP-XXXX Observation #1
    • SCP-XXXX makes SCP-XXXX-B instances for around 2 hours every day and then eats it as regular meals. He sleeps for around 11 hours each day.
  • SCP-XXXX Observation #2
    • SCP-XXXX seems much more satisfied after perfecting SCP-XXXX-B and is no longer hostile towards any foundation personnel.

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DATE: 18 May 2021 15:43
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SCP-XXXX in containment cell asked to open mouth.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being held in a standard canine containment cell. It is to be fed twice daily and provided with toys and activities for enrichment.

Description: SCP-XXXX's physical exterior resembles a canine, specifically mistaken as being a Labrador Retriever. SCP-XXXX

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 18 May 2021 14:36

File Date: Tuesday, May 18th, 2021

Item #: SCP-6XXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6XXX is to be contained in a 5x5x5 steel chamber equipped with motion sensors, camera systems, microphones, and laser detectors to confirm the presence of SCP-6XXX as the object's ability to escape containment is high. SCP-6XXX is to be strapped onto a chair on the middle of the chamber, and is to be monitored by 4 personnel at all times. Due to the nature of SCP-6XXX, surveillance personnel are to be swapped every 6-9 days.

Description: SCP-6XXX is a human male by the name of Leon Ahmed Magnusson born in August 9th 2000 at 4:32 P.M. in Patterson, New Jersey. It is 179 centimeters and weighs 63 kilograms.

SCP-6XXX is capable of exhibiting anomalous intellect that stems from a hypothesized chemical imbalance that occurred in the mind of the object while in the womb of it's mother.

Upon a series of investigations, SCP-6XXX has no allergies, has a blood type of A, and elicits the INTJ personality type.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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An artists depiction of SCP-XXXX, found by Dr.█████ during SCP-093 'Yellow' test.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept under 24 hour surveillance at all times, using the foundation's naval forces. Research Site 45 and Research and Containment Site 43 are required to have two Richter scales on site running at all times. Each facility is also required to have 4 of the eight disks at any given time and are to switch between them annually. When an instance of SCP-XXXX is activated MTF Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders") are to be notified and dispatched out to the activated instance.

Description: SCP-XXXX consists of eight similar entities, all appropriately named SCP-XXXX-1 through to SCP-XXXX-8. Each instance is located at the edges of the seven major tectonic plates, with SCP-XXXX-8 currently located at [REDACTED]. Every instance has a metallic structure that doesn’t appear to corrode even when submerged underwater, further testing and analysis of the unknown metal is underway. Each entity is an estimated 1.5-2km in height, with SCP-XXXX-8’s height being ██km. Every entity has a unique colour, with each colour being fairly blue.

The foundation has managed to acquire 8 disks over the years, with seven of them being linked to an instance of SCP-XXXX. Each disk is coloured identically to the instance it's linked to. When an instance is activated, a disk associated with the activated instance will emit a low humming noise and flash on and off periodically. The source of light is unknown and distances between an instance and a disk have no noticeable effects on the disk. The eighth disk was discovered by Dr. █████ when he was on his expedition through SCP-093, during the ‘Yellow’ test. Along with the disk he brought back an artist's depiction of SCP-XXXX, this is theorized to have been created during the late 1400’s, but this might be inaccurate as the painting was created on another earth. The means of how or when these were created is also unknown.

When a major earthquake is imminent, an instance (or instances in some situations) of SCP-XXXX will emerge from the water and then dive back into the water, in an attempt to either clamp together or separate the tectonic plates, in order to lessen the effects of the earthquake. This does however introduce tsunamis in various sizes, due to the displacement of the water when XXXX moves, it causes these reactions. This can be further problematic if multiple instances are activated simultaneously. It is unknown the means of how instances predict and activate when an earthquake is imminent.

Addendum XXXX-1: During the 2004 Indian earthquake and tsunami, █ instances of XXXX were activated. It is predicted that if it was not for them activating, an earthquake of ██.█ magnitude would have occurred, the highest to ever be recorded if it happened. Due to multiple instances of SCP-XXXX activating, it has led to severe flooding as well as major tsunamis.

Addendum XXXX-2: On the 15/6/██43 a large underwater volcanic eruption took place at [REDACTED], SCP-XXXX-8 was activated as well as it’s disk and was soon located at the volcano, XXXX-8 was seen traveling through the water to what appeared as the crater of the volcano. Shortly after this it was reported by research staff that the other 7 disks activated. They were later seen at the volcano. Once XXXX-8 was entering the volcano, the other 7 instances submerged and started to break the cone of the volcano. This is theorized to have been done to introduce water into the volcano and cool the upper sections. After this, SCP-XXXX-8 hasn’t been seen again and is supposedly still in the volcano, but this might be false as there is no way to monitor its movements currently.

Addendum XXXX-3: Several months after the volcanic eruption, the 7 instances of SCP-XXXX have ceased to function, as they appeared to have not activated when an earthquake of ██.█ magnitude occurred. Research into reactivating SCP-XXXX is undergoing, the harsh environment of the ocean is slowing down research. All 7 instances are still located at the volcano.

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DATE: 17 May 2021 23:35

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NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS DISPLAYED CHRONOLOGICALLY FOR TRAINING PURPOSES

This file serves as an example of the great things you can do as a Junior Researcher if get lucky and don't stop working!

Remember, for each anomaly we understand, the stronger the Foundation is.

— Alexza Krembs, Head of Talent Development

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SCP-XXXX-1, the original environment that SCP-XXXX was discovered on.

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid
Lead Researcher: August Luna
Assistant Researcher: Evelyn Grossman

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained on SCP-XXXX-1 until further notice. Once every 4 hours, Junior Researcher Evelyn Grossman is to move her mouse on the screen so that the computer doesn't go to sleep. SCP-XXXX is not to be moved or unplugged without authorization from Junior Researcher Evelyn Grossman.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the perceived existence of the letter "Y" and all phonemes8 represented by that character in the English language. SCP-XXXX exists across the majority of the written and spoken English language, representing 2% of all written English characters.

SCP-XXXX-1 is my desktop computer. SCP-XXXX-1 is a standard desktop computer, with thaumaturgical enhancements. Other than that, there is nothing special about SCP-XXXX-1.

Discovery Log: SCP-XXXX was discovered by Dr. Grossman on 09-22-2020 within her personal quarters on Site-19. While working overtime, unpaid mind you, she was going through sets of old anomalous data volumes (AO-70021 through AO-70035) when she discovered the initial evidence of the anomaly. Only AO-70024 had information relevant to the skip, with all other data volumes having information of minimal benefit.

AO-70024 is a standard CD-ROM that was retrieved by Dr. Grossman from an archive of Site-19 that had been sealed away in the late 70s. On the CD-ROM are multiple text files, scans from decommissioned SCP projects and images of an unknown research lab. Only the text files are relevant to the current SCP - the most relevant AO-70024-1 is included below.

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Dr. Grossman had opened this file within a virtual environment for security. Upon reading the file, Dr. Grossman attempted to type the alphabet. She was unable to type the Y key on SCP-XXXX-1 while in the virtual environment.

For any testing inquiries, please contact Dr. Grossman.





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SCP-XXXX-1, the original environment that SCP-XXXX was discovered on.

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid
Lead Researcher: August Luna
Assistant Researcher: Evelyn Grossman

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained.10 SCP-XXXX's effect is currently only known to NOT exist within a virtual environment on SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 to remain locked within Provisional Research Chamber 18 (Junior Researcher Evelyn Grossman's Personal Quarters), within a faraday cage.SCP-XXXX-1's thaumaturgical barriers are to be inspected daily for degradation. SCP-XXXX-1 is to remain connected to a uninterruptable power source (UPS) at all times. In the event Site-19 loses all electric power, SCP-XXXX-1 will be powered by thaumaturgical ritual. All access to SCP-XXXX-1 is to be approved by either Junior Researcher Evelyn Grossman or Senior Researcher August Luna.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the perceived existence of the letter "Y" and all phonemes represented by that character in the English language. SCP-XXXX is the result of a cognitohazard, herein referred to as SCP-XXXX-C, that is estimated to impact all forms of sentient life. This cognitohazard replaces all instances of an unknown concept, but in text and in sound, with "Y" and it's phonemes. Research is currently underway to determine what exactly is being replaced by the cognitohazard, and the origins of SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX-1 is a standard issue Foundation desktop computer that was enhanced by Dr. Grossman via thaumaturgical rituals and sigils. These enhancements provide the following protections:
* negation of constructive, destructive, and superposed wave interference11
* negation of physical damage to each component of the computer
* negation of a majority of thaumaturgical and other anomalous means of access

In addition, SCP-XXXX-1 has no Wifi card, no ethernet port, and therefore, cannot be connected to any other computers.

Discovery Log: SCP-XXXX was discovered by Dr. Grossman on 09-22-2020 based on information found on AO-70024. AO-70024 is a standard CD-ROM initially created by an unknown Foundation researcher at some point during the early 1970s. Within AO-70024 are a number of files relevant to SCP-XXXX, including text files and scans of books not currently in the Foundation's possession.

Research Log: To determine the origin, extent and function of SCP-XXXX, Dr. Grossman and Dr. Luna performed a series of tests within SCP-XXXX-1. Relevant results have been listed below.

Test XXXX 1
Researchers Dr. Luna & Dr. Grossman
Purpose To determine if an input device is malfunctioning and preventing the character 'Y' from being entered into SCP-XXXX-1, multiple input devices will be tested.
Results Across all input devices, the character was not created. Audit logs confirm that the computer was receiving the signal from the devices, but created nothing. It is important to note that the computer did not fail to create something, rather it followed it's coding correctly and changed nothing within the environment.
Researcher's Transcript
Grossman: See - I told you it wasn't 'just my keyboard'.
Luna: Yeah, yeah, you were right. Is that what you wanted?
Grossman: Only every day when we were dating.
Luna: Evelyn, this conversation is being recorded for a transcript.
Grossman: Ah shi-

Test XXXX 3
Researchers Dr. Luna & Dr. Grossman
Purpose To determine if an input device is malfunctioning and preventing the character 'Y' from being entered into SCP-XXXX-1, multiple input devices will be tested.
Results Across all input devices, the character was not created. Audit logs confirm that the computer was receiving the signal from the devices, but created nothing. It is important to note that the computer did not fail to create something, rather it followed it's coding correctly and changed nothing within the environment.

In addition, the characters for both upper and lower case 'Y' were written via their unicodes and attempted to be displayed on SCP-XXXX-1.

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