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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 07:21
This is a colection of SCP-096's thoughts
I have been here… forever… It's the only place I'm safe. The people outside my room hate my stupid, ugly, useless self. I can't talk, I am that stupid. My… my God, I am dumb. The only time I was a little… haccy… no, it's happy… The only time I was happy it's when the two lab men took me to the mountains. But the orange man saw my face and other people did too. The men in charge now want me dead. Well, I deserve dying. I hate myself. I can't even die. I want death. Death… death… death… my… death. I am nice. I am nice. But when they see my face, I get angry… I have to kill them if they see my ugly face. Nobody should live seeing my ugly face. I want to take it off, but it grows back. I am damned for this. I want to die… or to at least be invisilbe. No, it's invisible.
I am not normal! I am ugly. I am stupid. I am horrifying.
I am too skinny, my hands are too long, my legs are too thin and my face… my face is the worst thing ever.
When they took me to that lizard thing, I wanted it to end me. But it didn't. I want it to.
I wanted to kill it, maybe that's why I didn't die.
Aaa, just end me! I am the lowest form of… creature? Am I a creature? Am I alive?
Ahaha! Ahaha! Ahaha! I welcome death. I don't have any more tears to cry with. They think I am a monster. They are right! They should just kill me! I hate them for not killing me!
No, I don't… They tried..
I will kill myself! I am going to cut my head off! That's right. Oh, it hurts! But I deserve the pain!
Good, the head is down. I am still alive! No! It's growing back! Crap! Crap! Crap!
I guess I will suffer fovever…
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 06:02
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a reinforced room with 2 armed guards at all times. A security camera is to be watching SCP-XXXX-A at all times. No personnel below Level 3 are permitted access to SCP-XXXX without direct specification from Dr. Winter. All interactions with SCP-XXXX are done under guidelines set by SCP-XXXX-D.
Description: SCP-XXXX consists of multiple parts. SCP-XXXX-A is a large double door made of dense oak wood. It is roughly 8 ft in height and 6 ft in width with engraved imagery of landscapes. It’s handles consist of a rough iron circlet on each door. SCP-XXXX-A is unable to be forced open and appears to lead nowhere. SCP-XXXX-B is a similarly dense oak lectern with engravings similar to SCP-XXXX-A. Whenever a book is placed on SCP-XXXX-B, SCP-XXXX-A seems to react with a glowing light filled by slowly opening to another dimension similar to what is described in the book. SCP-XXXX-C are a small collection of books and writings (SCP-XXXX-C-1 through SCP-XXXX-C-3) written by “M” which have no records of existence.
SCP-XXXX-C-1 is titled “It’s Dark” which seems to be a short horror story involving a creature that eats light.
SCP-XXXX-C-2 is titled “The Old Gods” which follows the story of a town on a coast getting tormented by “Old, disfigured,giant, horrifying” creatures from the sea with abilities such as “mind control, telepathy, weather control,etc.”
SCP-XXXX-C-3 is [REDACTED]
SCP-XXXX-D, formerly D-9458, calls himself “E” or “The Librarian.” He came out of [REDACTED] and claims to be one of the safekeepers of SCP-XXXX alongside “M” who’s identity is currently unknown.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX is currently assigned to Dr. Winter Marie for research. As of current testing, it appears safe for subjects to enter as the dimensions are created similarly to our own. Testing has also proven that the events of a story do in fact play out in the dimension and can be interfered with. Interfering with the events has proven to rewrite the books and objects can be added and removed from the story via the door. Any items removed from SCP-XXXX-A is to be labeled as SCP-XXXX-D. Dr. Winter is currently awaiting approval to test SCP-XXXX as a possible method of containment.
Edit: It is possible that the dimensions created by SCP-XXXX are in fact permanent. That would mean closing the door simply closes the portal. Caution must be taken as to which stories are opened so as to not create a disastrous creature, being, or dimension that could find it’s way to our dimension. -Dr. Winter
Incident A - 11/16/2019
Subject: Exploration of SCP-XXXX-C-3
Procedure: 2 D-Class personnel, D-9458 and D-8672, are anchored via cable to the lab. SCP-XXXX-C-3, [REDACTED], is placed and opened on SCP-5883-B and the D-Class personnel are sent into SCP-5883-A as Dr. Winter Marie and 2 C-Class observers keep watch and 4 armed guards are stationed outside SCP-XXXX-A for safety.
Results: Only D-9458 made it back from SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-C-3 is quickly removed from SCP-XXXX-B safely closing SCP-XXXX-A.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX, while easy and safe to contain, can easily be disastrous under improper usage. While D-9458 seems to have returned unharmed, something about him seems odd. An interview will be held promptly to gain further insight on the situation.
Interviewed: D-9458
Interviewer: Dr. Winter Marie
Foreword: D-9458 Survived SCP-XXXX during test A.
<Begin Log, 11/16/2019 14:32:51>
Dr. Winter: Hello. How are you feeling?
D-9458: D-9458 stares into the empty space
Dr. Winter: D-9458, are you listening? Is there something wrong? What happened in there? What did you-
D-9458: D-9458 seems to snap back to the present Where is M?
Dr. Winter: M?
D-9458: M. The Warden. They were supposed to be with the library.
Dr. Winter: You mean the author of these writings? Dr. Winter shows D-9458 the covers of SCP-5883-C We discover these abandoned with the door and stand in a basement.
D-9458: She left it? She- D-9458 pauses a moment Wait. You mean, you opened [REDACTED] without M? Do you know what you’re doing? [REDACTED] isn’t just a book, it’s a prison! You’re lucky I’m the one who escaped! There are creatures in there beyond your comprehension! You must not mess with the library. Let me take it off your hands before you create a disaster.
Dr. Winter I’m sorry but we can’t let you do that, It is our job to contain things like this.
D-9458: D-9458 looks around the room and at the camera. He takes a moment to think Well if you won’t let me have it, at least let me stay with it for safety.
Dr. Winter: I will see what I can do but you will have to go through a few tests and safety checks first. May we get your name as well as what you are and how you got here?
D-9458: Sure. I guess I can cooperate. You can call me E, I am the librarian. I was in [REDACTED] for reasons I would rather not say at the moment and I got here by transferring my consciousness into this host. No worries though, this body was empty when I found it. It seems this poor man ran into the soul stealer. Now if we may, let’s get these “safety tests” over with so I can show you how to “contain” the Library.
<End Log, 11/16/2019 14:40:28>
Closing Statement: D-9458 is promptly taken for safety examination and mental evaluation and is now identified as SCP-XXXX-D. SCP-XXXX's containment procedure is updated.
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 05:59
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a 0.5 x 0.5 meter glass box, The glass box is to be kept on a standard wooden table, At all times. All of the things mentioned above go into a 5 x 5 meter metal cage that gets submerged ██ kilometers underwater. SCP-XXXX is not to be exposed to mercury or ██████ in any situation. If SCP-XXXX is breached then a d-class will capture SCP-XXXX and bring it back to its cell.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a amoeba-like entity that has the size approximately 0.3 meters in width and 0.4 meters in height. When exposed to mercury it has been observed to transform into more complex entity's (Some examples of these entity's include: Bald eagle, Extremely intelligent spiders, Cows that have 8 limbs, A humanoid shaped entity that attempted to breach containment, etc…). SCP-XXXX can be extremely hostile if exposed to bronze. It reacts with the ██████ and causes the chemical ████ to appear, This causes SCP-XXXX to mutate and █████ any other life around it.
Addendum:
Experiment Log SCP-XXXX-1
Dclass-423201 enters the metal cafe where SCP-XXXX is contained with a cup full of mercury and a cup full of ████
Dr.████: "What do you see?"
D-423201: "I see a wooden table and a glass cage on top."
Dr.████: "Please open the glass cage you see and poor the mercury on the amoeba you see."
D-423201: "Alright"
The video feed cuts out for 3 seconds.
Dr.████: "Are you there D-423201?"
D-423201: "OH SHIT WHATS THAT? Oh yeah I'm here"
Dr.████: "What do you see?"
D-423201: "I see a… It looks like the amoeba turned into a bunch of spiders."
Dr.████: "Alright, Can you identify the species on spider?"
D-423201: "No, I can't. The spider has the color green, And there talking. Saying to "Join them""
It has been noted that the spiders were anomalous because they were extremely intelligent.
END LOG
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 05:54
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It had been four weeks since Hollender had been inducted to the council, he was sitting in his office located within the Prodogium, as O5-7 had stuck true to his word and gave Hollender a crash course on manipulating the space. He was introduced to his assigned office, which, at the time had sported a grey and brown colour palette. Hollender felt as if that was quite drab, but didn't have the time to change it just yet. He was preoccupied with the endless sea of documents and reports he had to fill out and sign.
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 05:51
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a controlled environment. Humidity levels should never fall below 25% and never exceed 45%. The temperature should never fall below 25° C and never exceeding 30° C. SCP-XXXX should always be handled using nitrile or vinyl gloves to prevent staining the paper.
SCP-XXXX should be handled with care when being transported, and not to be played more than once a week to prevent excessive wear. The paper has ripped in several places and has been taped back together with clear masking tape, this is an acceptable way to repair to repair SCP-XXXX in case of tears. This method may not be viable if a tear is too close to the perforations, in such cases Dr █████ should be consulted on a plan of action.
Notice from site-██ ethics committee: SCP-XXXX is not to be played for longer than 5-minutes, destroying a person's vocal chords is inhumane and not allowed anymore
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an old piano roll, a significant amount of weather damage is visible, and some parts of the paper are torn in places likely from wear from normal use combined with the effects of aging. SCP-XXXX consists of a paper 28.58 cm in width and 5.4 m in length. The paper lacks some control codes usually present in piano rolls that conform to the 1908 Buffalo convention, so some things such as note velocity are unknown.
When SCP-XXXX is played on a replaying piano anyone [within 1m of the piano/that hears the piano/the immediately closest person] will begin to have their voice "tuned" to the frequency of the note currently being played by the replaying piano. The "tuning" effect is similar to what results from auto-tuning software, where the voice of the person gets pitch corrected to the desired frequency corresponding to a note played, usually on a midi score. SCP-XXXX does this via manipulation of the person's vocal chords, and because of the nature of the piece, causes harm to the vocal chords. The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX are only noticeable after 2-3 minutes of it playing, injury can occur after 4-7 minutes, and permanent damage occurs at 8-10 minutes. As SCP-XXXX contains very extreme high and low notes, and many chords spanning the entire 88 note scale it puts an intense strain on who ever is affected by it, and especially dangerous for people with badly developed vocal muscles.
The music piece stored on SCP-XXXX is similar to Alfredo Casella's "trois pièces pour pianola" and Igor Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring", although with little to no melodic progression. The piece seems to have been composed solely for the purpose of harming the "singer" and not for performance.
SCP-XXXX was found in the abandoned mining town of ██████, New Mexico when the foundation was alerted by local law enforcement agencies, when an explorer for the YouTube channel "█████████" was admitted to the ████ ██ ██████ hospital with unusual symptoms. After the victim had recovered he was questioned and a mobile task force was dispatched to the location of SCP-XXXX as described by him. Along with SCP-XXXX a diary possibly decribing the origin of SCP-XXXXX (see addendum 1 for relavent entries) was discovered. SCP-XXXX was moved to site-██ and the diary
Addendum: These pages have been transcribed and attached to this document because of their percieved relevance to SCP-XXXX. The rest of the pages from the recovered diary can be found in dry storage unit U-5TC at site-██.
1904/5/14
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 04:02
SCP-xxxx-J
Object Class: LDTS (Let’s Do This Shit)
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Alpha-12 (“The Official Podcasters”) are to maintain constant surveillance of SCP-xxxx-J. One member (Agent Wagenheim) must always reside within the area of the subject, with the addition that he makes similar but less successful content for the subject’s preferred video platform. The other two members (Agents Orsan and Clarke) are to maintain video chat calls with the subject. These calls, to be attended by Agent Wagenheim as well, are typically to be in the form of an audio/video podcast and are to be produced frequency, preferably between 7-10 days apart. Agent Tracy is to maintain the appearance as the subject’s fiancée, with her maintaining the subject’s well-being, personal needs, and to maintain watch if the other agents cannot observe subject’s activity. Finally, subject is to be provided by food, funds, and other necessities or services via covert transfer to personal properties and providers or though agents themselves. Other than these procedures, subject is to be always undisturbed.
Description: SCP-xxx-J is a 167.64cm tall humanoid entity named Charlies White, better known by his online name Cr1TiKaL. Subject is indistinguishable to other humans, except for a few anomalous bodily features. Subject possesses six penises with testicles on the base of each shaft, vagally in the shape of the flowering body of asparagus. Subject can use each penis independently of each other and extend them to impossible lengths with the longest recorded reached up to 2.41402 kilometers. The center of the "flower" is used a form of self-rebirth. If subject is killed, the center is able to open into a fleshy chamber that acts similarly to a womb, with a copy of the subject being generated within. While regenerating a new form, music can be heard around the area where the process occurs. Notable songs that have been recorded include:
| Song | Artist | First Recorded |
| Moon Jocks N Prog Rocks | Mungolian Jetset | 2011 |
| Source | Fever The Ghost | 2014 |
| 4AM | Ocular | 2015 |
| Off-Peak OST | Archie Pelago | 2015 (Note: This is the first full album recorded during the process) |
| Atariwave | Quok | 2016 |
| Hala | Rezzett | 2018 |
| Paradise (Stay Forever) | Barry "Epoch" Topping | 2020 |
| Be Sweet | Japanese Breakfast | 2021 |
Subject’s hair is shown to be prehensile, however due to the feature being relatively new after subject’s hair reached chest level, the mechanisms behind this is as of now unknown. Subject’s skin is slightly tougher and produces sweat more frequently than normal humans, though these features is negligible when observing casually. Internally, subject appears to possess few anomalous features such as larger blood vessels traveling to the penises, possessing a second yet smaller heart, a slightly larger liver, and having muscles fibers and bone structure comparable to SCP-1788-1 instances.
SCP-xxxx-J is shown to have psycho-memetic properties. First, subject can persuade most viewers to his opinion when channeled through a video streaming platform. These are mostly on his opinions on personal interests, trends, or people. For example, when talking/analyzing topics such as Wendy Williams and Slapping, subject can convey his opinion on these topics and most people will sync with his perspective on them, thus either liking or disliking these topics regardless of having or lacking knowledge on them. Secondly, when confronted physically, SCP-xxxx-J can seduce any person regardless of gender. Subject seems to be unable to control or understand his anomalous ability and seems to go into a religious fervor to avoid sex. Subject and victim speak in various languages for some reason and eventual, subject gives in. During sex, SCP-xxxx-J can kill subjects within mere seconds of insertion, though this varies from person to person. Subjects who survived sex become friendly with him afterwards, becoming unwilling slaves to him. Anti-memetic agents have yet been ineffective on treating or preventing SCP-xxxx-J’s effects. Subject’s effects seem to be bolstered by his monotone voice and straight-forward delivery, although this is not 100% confirmed.
Subject has been found to produce an unknown liquid from the openings of each penis, through manual execration. This substance has a color and consistence similar to that of butter milk, with a smell similar to that of almonds. Upon consumption, test subjects begin what can be described as a "life changing" transformation, upon which they gain some of the abilities of SCP-xxxx-J. This, however, is shown to be temporary and usually dissipates upon 1-3 days after consumption. Large quantities of this substance have shown to cause ███████ (As of July 8th, 2021, all tests on the substance have been postponed due to incident-xxxx-1)
Another ability, and one that is cause for concern, is SCP-xxxx-J's ability to slap anyone and anything out of existence. With one slap, anyone who opposes him are rendered either dead or cease to exist. Below are notable examples of those who dare oppose/cross SCP-Cr1TiKaL-J:
| Subject | Number of Slaps | Results |
| SCP-682 | 5 | Subject is able to regenerate full after a few hours. However, it seemed to be paralyzed in a state of fear for several weeks afterwards |
| SCP-173 | 3 | Subject nearly shattered with the force of his slaps. As of writing, subject is inactive |
| D-12354 | 1 | D-12354 ceased to exist, disappearing in a cloud of ash and blood. |
Addendum-1: Below is a transcript between Agent ██████ and SCP-xxxx-J during incident-xxxx-j-1.
Agent ██████: Hello, Mr. White
SCP-xxxx-J: Please, call me Charlie.
Agent ██████: Oh yes, take me daddy. Impale me with your massive cream snakes.
Subject begins to speak in Basque for some reason
SCP-xxxx-J: Zer? Kristaua den guztiaren maitasunaz, zure aurrerapen maltzur guztiak uzteko agintzen dizut.
Agent ██████: Please, my panda express hole is waiting for you mighty girth. Fill me like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon.
SCP-xxxx-J: Isilik, ene jainkoak erruki zaitez zure arimarekin. Leku sakratuenetara, eliza santura, joan beharko zenuke
Agent ██████ begins speaking in Irish (who knows):
Agent ██████: Mura ndéanann tú, fillfidh Sátan le míle bliain dorchadais. Cuirfidh sé sceimhle orainn go léir lena n-áirítear filleadh na douches
SCP-xxxx-J: Ongi, behar bada
Sex happens between the subjects. Agent [redacted] dies almost immediately and SCP-Cr1TiKaL stop 10 hours later and realizes the reality of the matter
SCP-xxxx-J: Aupa izorra! Berriro gertatu zen. Zergatik nire hiru saltxitxek nahasten dute beti nire burua zeruko aitaren nahiaren aurka
Addendum-2: Below is a conversation between members of MTF Alpha-12 regarding their deployment to SCP-xxxx-J during video conference with subject. Subject was absent because of a bathroom emergency while conversation occurred:
SCP-xxxx-J: That's great Jackson! Anyway, I feel the need to make Korean-style diarrhea after the BTS Meal I had.
SCP-xxxx-J leaves room
Agent Wagenheim: So… what do you guys think?
Agent Orsan: About what?
Agent Wagenheim: You know.
Agent Clarke: About our containment of this… thing.
Agent Wagenheim: Exactly, and it's a he, not a thing.
Agent Orsan: OMG, Wagenheim. Don't fucking talk to the subject as if he were a person.
Agent Wahenheim: Well, technically. He is still a human being
Agent Clarke: Ya, if humans were equipped with three dicks, able to self-rebirth, and has super-slapping abilities.
Agent Wahenheim: Well, still…
Agent Tracy enters the room in clear distress
Agent Tracy: WTF, Wahemheim. Are you mentally slow? If he could hear you, the mission would be compromised. We all be dead either by subduction and/or being slapped to death.
Agent Clarke: She's right, Wahemheim. Do you know the tourcher it is to keep him happy. I was practically forced to remain in this task force because he took a liking to me.
Agent Orsan: Same here. I had to watch both a crappy religious show about a donkey and a Russian propaganda film that rips of Harry Potter just to keep him happy.
Agent Tracy: And don't get me started on the things I had to do. My rectum is still sore and my palms are chaffed. I used to be a medical doctor at Harvard. I had the cure for cancer in my hand.
Agent Wahenheim: Sure you did you stupid ████████████. Anyway, would you rather be on jellyfish island, Jurassic Park, or how about Antarctica?
Agent Orsan: Those would be wonderful compared to the situation we are in now.
Agent Wahenheim: Look, I'm saying that he seems nice as long as we keep him in the dark.
Agent Clarke: Ok, I see your point.
Toilet flush heard in the background
Agent Tracy: Oh shit, he's coming back.
Agent Wahemheim: Ok, back to positions.
SCP-xxxx-J returns to the room
SCP-xxxx-J: Ok, what I missed?
Addendum-2 On June 18, 2021, SCP-xxxx-J had received verification status on the popular social site ███████. Subject, upon receiving the new, announces his commendation through the Foundation-managed channel without incident. Afterwards, however, subject begins to exhibited odd behavior. SCP-xxxx-J begins to remove articles of clothing and starts ████████████ while running. As he traverses, he beings to scream:
"Wooo, ya babbbby. I can't believe it, I got verified by the cyber-fascists conglomerates. Time to visit Peggy Hill and plow her sweet dump truck ass".
After successfully fertilizing the middle-aged women borehole, causing her to become ass-pregnant and later give birth to █████████, SCP-xxxx-J conducted a ceremony more commonly referred to as the Goatzee. Instead of showing visible anal area, SCP-xxxx-J produces a gateway to a unknown location (presumably extra-dimensional in origin). Several instances of Aptenodytes forsteri emerge and begin to celebrate with the subject for several days. Afterwards, instances seemingly vanish instantaneously and subject resumes normal routine. Investigation behind this phenomena is ongoing.
Incident-xxxx-J-1 On June 30, 2021, Dr. ████████ conducted an experiment involving a D-Class where he is instructed on consuming large amounts of the substance produced by SCP-xxxx-J. Upon consumption, D-1234 broke containment through as of yet unknown circumstances. Several objects, including SCP-████, SCP-████, and SCP-███ managed to escape containment. Within hours, subject expired within a forested area of ██████, Florida. Class-A amnestics were distributed soon after and all tests with the substance have been postponed until further notice
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 01:19
▲ -4 ▼r/paranormalnews • Posted by u/Aron23 3 hours ago
HOLY SHIT, THIS GUYS IS ACTUALLY POSESED BY A GHOAST
NO JOKE, FIRST PUBLICLY CONFIRMED POSSESION IN HUMAN HISTORY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 Comments ⠀Award ⠀Share ⠀Save ⠀Hide ⠀Reportu/null11 • 2h
| Fuck you
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| u/UkuleleMan • 35m
| | What?
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| Holy fucking shit in 2018? Shit never changes does it.
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▲ +24 ▼r/memes • Posted by u/SexyWaifu 1 year ago
Finally, catgirls!
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| Elon musk is so fucking smart honestly! I bet he could end world hunger if he had the
| funding!
| ▲ +13 ▼ Reply ⠀Share ⠀Report ⠀Saveu/ComradeElly • 1y
| Holy shit, this is garbage!
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| u/gamering • 1y
| | holy shit, no one thinks you're cool because you don't like the popular thing!
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| | u/ComradeElly • 1y
| | | That was never the intention you know.
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| | | | 5 more repliesu/CrocsAttackMode • 1y
| Actually he was already aware of anomalies way before the rest of the public! He had
| contact with the SCP Foundation and GOC and everything else, he even talked to secret
| anomalous terrorists like the Serpent's hand a couple times. check this link.
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| u/ComradeElly • 1y
| | Dude, that article cites none of its sources and is from a random blog, that is the least
| | credible thing in history… no Elon is not the mega genus you think he is.
| | ▲ -3 ▼ Reply ⠀Share ⠀Report ⠀Saveu/dado • 10mon
| i can make catgirl pill forever ago, foundation was mean though
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DATE: 14 Jun 2021 00:57
This is my first written SCP, I'm still new, so feedback is very much appreciated!
Seeking Greenlights:Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Elevator Pitch: A carpet that can consume anything and everything. Though it is very picky when it comes to certain objects it can eat.
Central Narrative: An SCP that is basically like a trigger trap. Once stepped on, it's like quick sand. The carpet it's self is a living creature.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: The extra SCP living within in it is an indestructible cockroach that can always find it's way back to the carpet. While not inherently useful, it can be used for other experiments involving SCPS with other dimensions.
Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be kept in a 10 m X 10 m containment unit, with light furnishings surrounding it. The feeding schedule must be followed every month, and all vents and doors must be locked to prevent SCP-XXX-1 from breaching containment. Access to containment unit requires Level 2 or above clearance, and all personnel are to wear the provided footwear before entering.
Description: SCP-XXX is a 61 cm X 89 cm faux fur carpet and is light pink in color. It functions as a normal carpet as long as an entity is not present on top of it for more than three seconds. SCP-XXX is soft to the touch, and does not feel different than an average carpet of the same caliber. The entity, however, is a living organism with its own unique bodily functions.
SCP-XXX can consume any object, living or otherwise, as long as it is present on top of it for more than three seconds. Most non-living items are destroyed and spit back out by the entity through an opening in the center of its faux fur. All living organisms that are dragged into SCP-XXX are eaten by the entity, and after several weeks, the bones of the organism are expelled through the very entrance they entered through.
SCP-XXX is capable of housing beings documented as SCP-XXX-1. SCP-XXX-1 is an entity similar in both size and anatomy to that of the Periplaneta americana (American cockroach, or waterbug), however it is often pink in color. Lab results show that SCP-XXX-1 is virtually indestructible, and can morph its shape in order to fit into smaller spaces. While not inherently dangerous, SCP-XXX-1 is able to breach most common containment procedures in order to procure food for SCP-XXX.
SCP-XXX is a creature of average intelligence, and has no other bodily functions other than the stomach within it. This stomach has been reported to be twice as large as the carpet itself, and the inside has the same texture and color as the outside of the entity. The fur inside of the stomach secretes an acidic substance that destroys living tissue. Some reports have also indicated that instances of SCP-XXX-1 are present within the stomach, and often crawl throughout the fur.
Addendum: SCP-XXX has been an exceptionally picky entity since it arrived at the foundation. It is to be fed one D-Class personnel every month to ensure SCP-XXX-1 does not breach containment. If the anomaly is not fed on time, it will release several instances of SCP-XXX-1 into the facility in order to find and obtain food. Three weeks after feeding, the containment unit is to be cleaned by janitorial staff.
While SCP-XXX will eat most living and nonliving entities, there are items that it must not be fed unless it is for testing. Fine substances such as sand, sugar, flour, and especially glitter make the anomaly agitated. If any of these substances are dropped onto it, it will spit the powder back out at full force at whoever dropped it. Any item covered in fine substances, including living organisms, is expelled back out by SCP-XXX after making a choking-like noise. For this reason, the footwear provided is covered in glitter to prevent any personnel from falling into the anomaly.
SCP-XXX was found in |HUDSON|, New York in an abandoned antique shop on January 10th, 2|BLANK|. Locals reported several individuals going missing; field agents were sent to the scene to investigate. Once they arrived to the shop, the anomaly was seen in the center of the floor, surrounded by several human, feline, and rodent skeletons. It was recovered by MTF agents and brought to the facility for testing immediately. SCP-XXX is to be kept in site 52 for containment and testing.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: What the Little Bird Told Me II!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 14 Jun 2021 00:09
Outline:
1) Maid hides bird under her breast
2) Maid slips past guards
3) Maid brings bird to scroll
4) Bird vanishes
5) Maid is left behind, betrayed
6) Maid is dragged to the dungeons
Concealing the bird was far less difficult than I believed.
As it happened, I was sufficiently well endowed by Erits (and apparently York) to conceal the bird in my bosom. The bird was, at first, shocked by the impropriety of this act and, hearteningly, concerned about my feelings, but I told him that compared to what the Lord had done to me when I was younger this was naught but a trifle.
Combined with frilled fashion of Lord Totch's servants' uniforms he was undetectable.
Apparently the plan was simple. All I had to do was distract the guards for a moment and get the bird close enough for a flying lunge, then once the bird had his map his restored magic would do the rest. Then he'd turn us to air and whisk us away.
I had heard of many such wonders that could do what he said. I had read of them in Master's Library when the rest of the castle was asleep. The Wandsman was impressed that I had managed to learn to read given my station.
I felt… Pride. It was a feeling I was growing to crave.
The treasures would remain in the vault until Lord Totch's banquet. He was to offer the pick of these treasures to the Tyrant. I had little concern that the tyrant would choose the Map, as there were many treasures of greater size and splendor being set upon display.
All was in place. All I needed to do was act as normal until the party, then find a distraction. After that, all would be well.
As I aligned the silverware with Adira, my fellow slave, she spoke of her torrid affair with Voran… Normally I would caution her against such dalliances, as they would only lead to heartbreak and pain… But, Voran was one of the guards in charge of the treasure tonight.
I encouraged her to give him a drink during the feast. Just to show she was thinking of him.
It would be a tiny distraction, but with luck that would be all I would need.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: ZG1906 Flight Crit!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 13 Jun 2021 23:06
