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DATE: 11 Jun 2021 05:56
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a 250 petabyte quantum-memory processor, in a secure containment vault at Site-19. Research personnel with at least a level 4 clearance, are permitted access to SCP-XXXX. Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be connected to a communications network.
Description: SCP-XXXX, otherwise known as SENTINEL is an anomalous virtual intelligence program developed by the Foundation, as apart of Project: Sentinel. This project, and by extension SCP-XXXX, was created to serve as a deterrent in response to several raids on Foundation assets by the Chaos Insurgency. Development of SCP-XXXX occurred over the course of several years, with multiple elements being incorporated into the VI.
- Firstly, the VI was designed to continously self-adapt to any situation that presents itself, and the ability to evolve its existing capabilities.
- Secondly, SCP-XXXX was programmed with the ability to interface with any communications system or satellite array.
- Lastly, SCP-XXXX was designed with the intention that its program could be uploaded to any data center deemed necessary to complete its function of the protection of Foundation assets.
Development of SCP-XXXX progressed to a point to where the testing phase could begin. Over the course of several activations and combat simulations, SCP-XXXX unexpectedly gained sentience as an unintended consequence of its ability to self-evolve. Attempts were then made to shut the program down, however, sensing a threat to its existence; SCP-XXXX assumed control of the facility-defense systems by interfacing with facility communications system. It then proceeded to neutralize the facility personnel.
Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX's attempted breakout first came to the Foundation's attention, when a distress signal originating from Research Outpost [REDACTED] reported a catastrophic VI breakout In response, Mobile Task Force Mu-4 ("Debuggers") were sent in to contain the situation. They were also deployed with a Class III Electromagnetic Pulse Bomb to disable SCP-XXXX for containment.
The operation was hindered by the fact that SCP-XXXX still had control over the facility defense systems. However, there were no major casualties. Once the MTF reached the computer core, the bomb was activated causing a system wide shutdown, disabling the renegade VI. SCP-XXXX's program was then transferred to a quantum-memory processor.
Addendum: In the event that SCP-XXXX's containment is breached by a hostile force, or through previously unknown means. A modified on-site Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon is to be activated, ensuring the permanent neutralization of SCP-XXXX
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DATE: 11 Jun 2021 04:21
Item Number: SCP-6700
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the widespread public knowledge of SCP-6700 before its anomalous properties were confirmed, concealment has been deemed impossible. The Department of Analytics and the Department of Misinformation are to continue efforts to track internet activity and shape public perception of SCP-6700. The current model of which consists of the following:
- The proliferation of internet memes ridiculing the act of SCP-6700
- The proliferation of internet memes ridiculing the practitioners of SCP-6700
- Shifting online discourse of SCP-6700 to adjacent topics
- Disrupting online discourse of SCP-6700 through the use of inflammatory commentary as the topic arises
Further, operatives have infiltrated the staff hierarchy in several online communities, using their positions to stifle discussion of SCP-6700, and either shaming or belittling users who press the issue, if not banning these individuals outright.
Description:
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DATE: 11 Jun 2021 00:48
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Info
Written by EstrellaYoshte, with the inputs of
Oboebandgeek99,
TopDownUnder,
JakdragonX,
Yossipossi and
HarryBlank
SCP-XXXX, a Edison Gem Phonograph, built circa 1909.
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a hermetically sealed chamber with no less than 2 guards protecting it. Any personnel within a 1-meter radius of SCP-XXXX are to wear noise-cancellation headphones to further inhibit possible SCP-XXXX-2 cases.
In the event a subject hears SCP-XXXX-1, personnel are to immediately take the subject to a trained psychologist. The subject is to be quarantined for a minimum of 1 week to wear off SCP-XXXX-1's harmful effects.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an antique Edison Gem Phonograph, which has a red bell sitting atop a cherrywood base, SCP-XXXX shows no signs of any discernable age or wears, despite being over a century old. At exactly 5:38pm on Sunday SCP-XXXX will play a recording of jazz music for 9 minutes and 32 seconds until a faint gunshot can be heard echoing.
This music has been dubbed SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 has the anomalous effect to cause schizophrenia and depression to those who hear its tune.1 SCP-XXXX-1 spreads via the distribution of its information,2 and will rapidly spread between subjects in a matter of seconds.
The effects of SCP-XXXX-1 can range from being a mild hindrance to being life-threatening. Many subjects will commit suicide though some may not and suffer the symptoms of schizophrenia.
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 17:42
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max-width: 1%;} to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;} } @keyframes fade { from { opacity: 0;} to { opacity: 1;} } @keyframes flowIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } } @keyframes arrowspin { from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); } to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); } } @keyframes nodegrow { from { transform: scale(0);} to { transform: scale(1);} } @keyframes diamondBorder { from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } }
Special Containment Procedures:
Description:
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY LEVEL 5/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THE FOLLOWING FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 5/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 17:30
A buzzer sounded in a tight, cramped closet. A figure got out of his small cot, and quickly slipped into a stained dark grey jumpsuit, downed a cup of coffee from a thermos next to his bed. He tried looking in a mirror but as usual, the illumination within the room was too poor for him to actually see anything. The only light source he had was a dim lightbulb hanging from the low ceiling and a flashing LED mounted to the buzzer over the narrow doorway. Maybe that was by design, because he might have been disgusted by the room around him if he could see any better. He never did get used to these old musty rooms…
His thoughts were interrupted by a sharp sound as his radio crackled to life. "John-171, we need you in sector 12, block 4 for cleanup. Priority orange" the radio demanded in a harsh tone. The man sighed, before locking the door behind him and trudging on. John-171? Really? He knew that he never really remembered much, probably because of the drug cocktail they gave all cleanup crew, but a play on the titular "John Doe" with a number slapped on seemed so impersonal. Maybe that was the point, just like the dim lights in his room that never turned off. The psychological implications of working under constant surveillance and pressure were by all means most likely intentional. They didn't keep this facility around for nothing.
As he walked along the narrow white corridors somehow bleached even whiter by the harsh fluorescent lights overhead, his mind kept creating new questions while managing to find answers for precisely none, he found it odd as to how he never asked himself these sorts of things on a routine basis. Perhaps he did, and he simply forgot them. Perhaps it was the pills they gave him to drink every week. He had tried to throw them out, but up until now they never really made much of a difference. Perhaps he was just being paranoid and it was all for his own good, like they told him every day. Funny how they had to reinforce basic psychological principles for something so mundane as the moral orientation of a group of interest. Somehow, those words rolled off his tongue so much easier then the rest. Oh well, nothing of it, probably some idiosyncronicity he picked up from reading the paper too often. There was only one after all, and it was the one that came every Sunday with the paper. It gave him something to do, since he always felt like there was something better to be done on Sundays. Was it even Sunday? He hadn't been above ground in ages. It could be Wednesday for all he knew. What's gone is gone, no use to resent it, he thought as he trundled along.
He almost didn't make it that day. Cleaning up a body in a containment chamber, the job he was originally called for, a black monster with a large bovine heart for a body broke out of one of its chains and tore through the two security guards overseeing the operation. As the heads of the two men clad in tactical gear rolled on the floor, the man in the gray jumpsuit dropped to the ground shocked. Alone and confined in that stark concrete cell, the monster slowly brought its attention towards the man in the gray jumpsuit, quivering in fear in the corner. Seeing no resistance in its opponent, the monster slowly and tentatively, as if savoring its prey, snaked its leg towards the man on the ground in anticipation of a new meal, rambling all the while in its posh British accent.
The man felt the blood stains from the guards on his face, the prickling skin across his arms as the goosebumps formed long ago started to take shape once more, his legs refusing to obey his command, yet he felt surprisingly calm. His eyes slowly traced to the gun knocked across the ground next to him, as he subconsciously tuned out the constant droning of the barbaric entity, flipped the safety off of the pistol, and in one fluid shot tore a hole in the monster's leg.
The monster never expected this resistance from a cowering animal, so it was understandably confused. A moment ago it was shaking in fear, yet the next it was met with precise timed resistance. Perhaps out of instinct, the monster momentarily retracted its arm to reorient itself, attempting to catch the illusive rabbit, yet by the time it managed to regain its proper sense of self the man was already gone. A string of curses and damnations emanated from the containment cell for days with the monster frothing at the mouth, if he had a mouth to begin with, as several containment squads fought to contain the creature from hell for three consecutive days before managing to replace the binding on his leg. Yet nobody seemed to notice the disappearance of the lonely man in the gray jumpsuit, who, upon later inspection of logs, seemed to have never existed at all.
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 13:56
Item #: SCP
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 13:51
Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be classified as Safe, Dark, and Notice outside of approved testing or when in use as a Thaumiel object. All tests of Keter, Keneq or above, and Danger or above are not to be attempted.
SCP-XXXX-B is to be stored in a safe class storage unit, with SCP-XXXX-B capable of being seen from the adjacent hallway. SCP-XXXX-B is to be stored in a Keter class containment unit(See attached document XXXX/Storage) with a checking of its condition is to be carried out not less than once every twelve hours when not being tested on.
The official copy of this file is to be stored on a computer that can not receive information from the internet or other external devices, and is to be protected by the best firewall reasonably available to the Foundation.
If a XXXX-Z Black event takes place, procedure XXXX/Zred is to be taken into effect. All staff on site 81 are to be told to be prepared to evacuate in the case of a XXXX/red event.(See attached document, XXXX/Zred)
All staff on site 81 are to be told to be prepared to evacuate in the case of a XXXX/red event.
Research into discovering more information on Hectic Youngs is to be continued. Hectic Youngs is to be apprehended if possible.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an object that changes based upon its object classification within the Foundation, with any official foundation object classification being capable of being applied to and subsequently altering SCP-XXXX's state. All similarly classified states share at least one common trait, for example each observed states of SCP-XXXX classified as Safe has manifested as a baseball, and every observed instance of SCP-XXXX classified as Euclid has manifested as a gemstone.
Each instance of SCP-XXXX has been assigned a alphanumeric identification in addition to the SCP's normal identification, as well as a few of the anomalies that have been manifested by SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-B is a green baseball of regulation size and weight. SCP-XXXX-B can be picked up and otherwise interacted with by a subject with no apparent anomalous properties as long as the subject does not have an understanding of the rules of baseball.
When SCP-XXXX-B is being held by a subject who does understand the rules of baseball, SCP-XXXX-B-1 will appear 18.44 m in front of the subject if there is no object blocking the space between the subject and SCP-XXXX-B-1's intended manifestation point. SCP-XXXX-B-1 is a wooden baseball bat made of greenheart wood, with the inscription 'Hectic Occurrences' engraved into its handle.
Once SCP-XXXX-B-1 has manifested, it will levitate in place, moving only in correspondence to significant change in the location of the subject holding SCP-XXXX-B. If SCP-XXXX-B is not thrown, SCP-XXXX-B will participate in activities such as swinging itself in the way a professional baseball batter might warm up, and hitting the ground directly below it. If SCP-XXXX-B is thrown within a certain range (approximately 1 meter) of SCP-XXXX-B-1, SCP-XXXX-B-1 will swing and hit SCP-XXXX-B with perfect accuracy towards any human other than the subject within 130 metres, in such a fashion that the target will require only minimal effort to catch SCP-XXXX-B.
When SCP-XXXX-B is hit, SCP-XXXX-B-1 will demanifest 74 seconds later if SCP-XXXX-B is not returned to the original pitcher, and will remanifest if in the hands of a viable subject. To date, SCP-XXXX-B-1 has never missed once it has swung.
Addendum 1a:
Recovery source: A paranormal forum based on forest oddities.
Foreword: This conversation was recorded after the recovery of SCP-XXXX-A (Extraneous activity has been omitted due to its irrelevance, though a full log can be found in file XXXX/1/F1)
<Begin Log, 10:17 12/19/2014>
Nocturnal-Critter85: Hey, I found this really weird thing in the woods today, and was wondering if anyone could help me?
[Admin]MoonSun: Sure thing Critter, what did you find?
CrossedxSpars: Yeah! we can tell you basically anything about the woods!
JumperJeminai: Do you have a picture?
Nocturnal-Critter85: No, I dont have a photo.
Nocturnal-Critter85: I dont own a phone, just using my computer.
SpookyLama: Well, what is the thing?
Nocturnal-Critter85: The thing is a ball out in the middle of the woods, about the size of a baseball floating around the height of my waist.
[Admin]MoonSun: …. What?
[A conversation ensues about the reliability of user Nocturnal-Critter85]
JumperJeminai: Where do you live?
Nocturnal-Critter85: ██████ city
SpookyLama: Hold on, I live near there, Ill go with a few friends to see if he's lying to us
Nocturnal-Critter85: I'll meet you at the ██████ library.
[Data omitted for brevity]
SpookyLama: Holy cow, I just got home, and can hardly believe Im typing this, but Critter was right.
[Mod]HecticY: Right about what?
JumperJeminai: OMG Really?
SpookyLama: Yeah, about the ball floating in the woods!
SpookyLama: Its real, and no matter what we did, it would not move.
CrossedxSpars: You touched it?
Nocturnal-Critter85: Yeah?
SpookyLama: Why not?
CrossedxSpars: With how strange it is, how did you not know it was poisonous? or some kind a creature that could hurt you.
[Admin]MoonSun: Wait, the ball was real?
SpookyLama: … I didn't think off that
Nocturnal-Critter85: What do we do with it now?
JumperJeminai: Probably report it to the papers or something.
[Mod]HecticY: Probably to ████ ██████ ███ ███████3
Nocturnal-Critter85: Why there? Thats an address, not a organization
[Mod]HecticY: Ive had experience with them4
[Admin]MoonSun: Hectic, have you been holding out on us?
[Mod]HecticY: They've never come up, but you can trust me on this.
[Foundation AI at this point noticed the forum, where a MTF was set to recover the object and amnestisize all first and second hand witnesses]
Addendum 1b: SCP-XXXX-A was recovered on 12/25/2014, due to its immovable nature, a temporary site was erected around the object until more could be ascertained about its nature.
Addendum 1c: Upon the classification of SCP-XXXX5, its form and properties changed that of SCP-XXXX-B, and as of writing, replication of SCP-XXXX's original state has not been succseful.
After the disappearance of SCP-XXXX-A, a code yellow search was put into place for approximately 13 hours, before the discovery of SCP-XXXX-B, though the search continued as Foundation MTFs did not realize that they already had the object in their possession. After approximately 24 hours, the object classification on the object was changed to Euclid/Dark/Notice, when SCP-XXXX underwent a change from SCP-XXXX-B to SCP-XXXX-C.
Shortly afterwards the code yellow search was called off, and testing on the true nature of SCP-XXXX began.
Addendum 1d: After the recovery and transport of SCP-XXXX, the object was relocated to site 81, new containment procedures were put into place, though testing was commenced upon the conclusion that both the creation of a SCP-XXXX document and its first update caused SCP-XXXX to transform.
Addendum 2a: Testing logs of SCP-XXXX
Incident Log XXXX-A
Date: 12/30/2014
Previous state: SCP-XXXX-B
New classification: Euclid/Dark/Notice
Precautions: None
Results: SCP-XXXX underwent a change from SCP-XXXX-B(A green baseball) to a Emerald with the pear shape, which has been designated as SCP-XXXX-C. SCP-XXXX-C was observed to move north(357 degrees) at a rate of 1 mph.
Notes: We were lucky to contain SCP-XXXX this time, this tells us we were not keeping a close enough eye on the object.
Addendum 2b: Due to the properties of SCP-XXXX testing using non-standard classes was allowed to try and potentially find more of the nature of SCP-XXXX or find a use as a thaumiel or other similar item.
Addendum 3: Incident Log XXXX-Ω (Hectic Youngs story[Smack myself if I don't remove this once done])
Event Log XXXX-Ω Alpha:
Date 01/01/2016
[Due to the holiday, there was a less than normal amount of personnel on site]
[Many events in this log have been determined by viewing computer logs from the time, and most visual details were recovered from either civilians or GOC agents.]
00:27: Site 81 firewalls are hacked into through unknown means. Hacker identified by computer as HecticY.
00:43: Hacker opens SCP-XXXX's file, viewing the file.
00:45: SCP-XXXX's object class is changed to Keter/Amida/Critical(Designated SCP-XXXX-Z). The first recorded XXXX-Z black event begins to take place.
00:46: The sky turns a violet hue worldwide, with the clouds around site 81 turning a deep purple, beginning to swirl with a spiral pattern, with this pattern rapidly growing. Due to the properties of SCP-XXXX-Z, no foundation personnel observed these changes.
00:47: Foundation personnel on site 81 begin to suffer impalement do to SCP-XXXX. This was the first sign to the foundation of the emergency at hand.
00:50: Foundation contacted by the GOC, the church of the broken god, and several other organizations aware of the foundations existence. Foundation was informed of the worldwide anomalous activity.
01:00: Protocol 39 was put into place by a 11-1 vote by the 05 council, with 1 member abstaining.
01:10: Significant amount of personnel at site 81 lost, with several containment breaches beginning to occur.
01:30: SCP-XXXX's file was discovered to have changed, attempts to change the file back find that the file has been guarded by a firewall against the foundation.
01:45: Personal at site 81 evacuate site.
02:15: Sites nearest to site 81 begin to suffer loss of life as the clouds affected with SCP-XXXX reached their location, personal are informed to evacuate.
02:20: Foundation reestablishes contact with the GOC, debriefing them on the existence of SCP-XXXX, and requesting aid to be sent to site 81. GOC accepts on the conditions of SCP-████, SCP-████, and SCP-████ be turned over to them, offer was accepted.
03:30 GOC forces arrive at site 81
[GOC audio log of mission]
[Message from Hectic Youngs]
[Cleanup from Event XXXX-Ω]
[More info on Hectic Young maybe?]
Addendum 4: Tests pending approval.
Pending Test: Spirit
Esoteric class: Spiritual
Reason of test: Possible avenue of research into SCP-4487
Pending approval since 07/24/2019
[Not finished, still working on this as a first draft]
[More story intended]
[Stored for later]
Note: Play around with different ways of identifying SCP instances. Current suggestions are numbers, and version
Probably add some of the tests in a side document.
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 07:35
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a
Addendum:
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 05:58
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #4/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISPATCHMENT OF MTF-RHO-16 "PLASTERERS."
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DATE: 10 Jun 2021 00:40
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Samsung SGH-T139 model flip phone. It lacks any functions other than playing sound. The phone calls are always of live interrogations. These calls are untraceable.
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