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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 06:06
Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-XXXX entrances are not to be covered under any circumstance and 2 armed guards are to be stationed outside the entrance at all times. Any personnel entering SCP-XXXX are to be apprehended and punished accordingly. Any personnel authorized to study SCP-XXXX are not to be within SCP-XXXX for longer than 10 minutes. A detachment of Zeta-9 is to be on standby in case of the need of a search and recovery team. Any civilians to enter SCP-XXXX are to be recovered and administered Class B amnestics before being released.
A routine investigation of disappearances in the area should occur every year along with an aerial search around the tunnels for entrances. Any new entrances that are found shall be immediately searched for civilians and the previous procedures should be put in place.
Description: SCP-XXXX are a system of tunnels in the Son La province of Vietnam that were constructed in 1969 and were in use until 1975. Although the exact size is unknown, the tunnel system is approximately 35 kilometers in length and expanding, with a further 10 to 14 kilometers being dug by SCP-XXXX-1 every year. This typically includes 1 to 2 new entrances into the tunnels. The exact depth of the tunnel system is unknown. The tunnel itself is 80 centimeters wide and 80 centimeters in height, although has been noted to be smaller on rare occasions. Any attempts to cover or fill the entrance of the tunnel system leads to a further two entrances being created in the week following by SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX has the anomalous factor of constantly shifting pathways and walls, tunnels have been observed shifting after breaking visual contact with them. The tunnels shift seemingly at random and all attempts to map the system have failed. It has also been observed that after 10 minutes in SCP-XXXX subjects start to feel disoriented. This includes headaches, confusion, loss of direction and eventually unconsciousness.
The presence of traps within SCP-XXXX makes returning from expeditions inside it extremely difficult in combination with the anomalous ability. These non-anomalous traps are placed seemingly at random throughout the tunnels beyond a 100 meter radius of entrances. These traps include spike pits tipped with urine and feces, tripwires that lead to venomous snakes, bees, and other creatures, cave-ins of the tunnel, flooding, hot tar, explosives, and the release of toxic gas.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid, quadruped entity that resides in and builds SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 is a Vietnamese male but is extremely mutated. These mutations include a loss of pigmentation in the skin and eyes to possibly acclimate to the constant darkness, long, sharp finger nails, a longer than average torso, and short legs leading it to be 1.1 meters in height. This body composition allows the entity to effectively crawl around the tunnels. SCP-XXXX-1 wears a ripped Viet Cong military uniform. The entity is able to crawl and move throughout the tunnels at high speeds and seems to be able to understand the sporadic changing of the tunnels. This can be observed when a subject makes visual contact with SCP-XXXX-1 in which it will attempt to crawl away; the tunnels sporadically change behind SCP-XXXX-1 during this time. SCP-XXXX-1 also has the ability to give migraines to anyone within a 20 meter radius, or any subject that attempts to harm it.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX was first found in 1988 after the investigation of multiple disappearances in the Son La district of Vietnam. When the entrance of the tunnel was first found, a search party of local law enforcement and Foundation agents were sent into the tunnel. After contact was lost with the party Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 (“Mole Rats”) were organized to investigate the tunnel system. After 11 casualties were reported, Zeta-9 retreated and the area around the entrance was put into Foundation custody.
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 04:16
SCP-XXXX after being awakened by the Nazis, circa 1938.
Item Number#: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a special containment chamber measuring 2.5 meters by 1.2 meters. The chamber should be equipped with fully automated UV lights which are never to be turned off in any circumstance. The chamber should also be equipped with a viewing window for experiments and a metal shade to cover this window when not in use. This chamber should be stored inside another chamber capable of accommodation a lab.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male humanoid standing at 2.1 meters tall. It is heavily muscled, with ginger hair and two jet-black horns coming out of its head.
SCP-XXXX after being awakened by the Nazis, circa 1938. Image has been colorized.
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 03:33
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Name.
Class.
Threat Level (or Target:
The object is beneficial to the Foundation and its use is strictly regulated, as detailed in the object's special containment procedures. Often assigned to objects of classification Safe.
● Blue:
The object may be beneficial, but its operation is poorly known or remains unknown. This applies to objects with undefined properties or entities that react differently to each individual. Often assigned to Safe and Euclid classification objects.
● Green:
This object is not beneficial, but it is not harmful either, as long as it is handled correctly. Often assigned to Safe and Euclid classification objects.
● Yellow:
The object is harmful but easy to contain. This may indicate that it can be quickly controlled provided certain easily achievable conditions are met. It can be assigned to objects of classification Safe, Euclid or even Keter.
● Orange:
The object is unpredictable, exhibits hazardous properties and is difficult to contain. Generally the lowest level assigned to humanoid entities. Often assigned to objects of the Euclid and Keter classification.
● Red:
Object is highly unpredictable and possesses considerable destructive capabilities. A containment breach may escalate to a Class-K scenario and its containment should be considered a high priority. Often assigned to Euclid and Keter classification objects.
● Black:
The object possesses a global-scale destructive capability. In addition, containment breaches by such objects should be considered synonymous with a Class-XK scenario and their containment and/or neutralization should be considered a high priority. It is mainly assigned to objects of the Keter classification).
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 03:31
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 00:07
o Blanco:
El objeto es beneficioso para la Fundación y su uso está estrictamente regulado, como se detalla en los procedimientos especiales de contención del objeto. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro.
● Azul:
El objeto puede ser beneficioso, pero su funcionamiento es poco conocido o permanece desconocido. Esto se aplica a los objetos con propiedades indefinidas o a entidades que reaccionan de manera diferente a cada individuo. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro y Euclid.
● Verde:
Este objeto no es beneficioso, pero tampoco es dañino, siempre y cuando se maneje correctamente. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro y Euclid.
● Amarillo:
El objeto es dañino pero fácil de contener. Esto puede indicar que puede controlarse rápidamente siempre que se cumplan ciertas condiciones fácilmente alcanzables. Puede asignarse a objetos de clasificación Seguro, Euclid o incluso Keter.
● Naranja:
El objeto es impredecible, muestra propiedades peligrosas y es difícil de contener. Generalmente es el nivel más bajo asignado a las entidades humanoides. A menudo asignado a objetos de la clasificación Euclid y Keter.
● Rojo:
El objeto es altamente impredecible y posee capacidades destructivas considerables. Una brecha de contención puede escalar a un escenario de Clase-K y su contención debe considerarse una alta prioridad. A menudo asignado a objetos de la clasificación Euclid y Keter.
● Negro:
El objeto posee una capacidad de destrucción a escala global. Además, las brechas de contención por tales objetos deben considerarse sinónimos de un escenario de Clase-XK y su contención y/o neutralización se debe considerar de máxima prioridad. Está principalmente asignado a los objetos de la clasificación Keter.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 23:31
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5671
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5671-a is to be contained with noise cancelation measures to prevent accidental sounding, which may include:
- foam slabs of thickness 10 cm or greater with interior pockets molded to the shape of the object, held together by fabric straps with knots;
- wool hides wrapped around the object so that multiple layers protect it, secured with tape;
- suspension in gelatin so that the exterior surface is at a minimum 30 cm from the object or layer of protection contained within.
Additional suggested measures are available in Document SCP-5671-███. Should suggested measures be impractical or unattainable, researchers are permitted to devise their own measures so long as they demonstrably:
- use at least one containment method that is proven to reduce sound production;
- prevent hard or rigid materials from approaching the object.
All reading materials under the designation SCP-5671-b-XXXX-n are not to be opened or viewed by anyone under Level 4 Clearance unless they are specifically declassified, due to the nature of such documents potentially including information that is redacted or expunged elsewhere in the Foundation's records.
Description: SCP-5671 consists of two parts:
SCP-5671-a is a metal object of dimensions 15cm x 10cm x 1cm, appearing roughly similar in shape to a horseshoe or the Greek capital letter Ω (omega). It is clearly subdivided into 10 different sections by engraved lines on the surface and a raised surface for each section. SCP-5671-a is surprisingly resonant and will produce clear diatonic tones in the key of B flat, ranging from A3 to C5, dependent on which section of the object is struck by a hard surface. These notes will be later referred to as 0-9 from lowest to highest pitch respectively.
Striking 3 or 4 notes on the object will result in the manifestation of an SCP-5671-b instance, characterized by
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 23:01
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at Site-932 near Cunnamulla, Australia with 2 armed personnel at the front door of SCP-XXXX’s chamber.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Black Maine Coon Cat founded in [REDACTED], Oklahoma, SCP-XXXX feels absurd amounts of insanity, harming any human it finds. SCP-XXXX has been proven to speak: Bengali, English, German, Albanian, Spanish, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, and Luxembourgish. SCP-XXXX also holds the ability to teleport at maximum [REDACTED] inches, if anyone meets SCP-XXXX under the age of 6, they will be transported to a world resembling ours.
Addendum:
Feb/4/[REDACTED]: SCP-XXXX ripped a [REDACTED] off a subject's body, then proceeding to disembowel and decapitate the now dead subject, then chewing on the subject’s body, ripping it into pieces, thus [REDACTED] the body, what was left was a red goop, supposedly the subject’s blood.
Feb/6/[REDACTED]
SCP-XXXX has been turned from a Euclid class to a Keter class, the last note saying that It was the subject’s blood wasn't the subject's blood, but something that resembles blood.
Mar/16/[REDACTED]
5-year-old boy Thomas Mann walks into SCP-XXXX cell, and immediately vanishes. He comes back crying saying someone was watching him, Thomas then passes out due to an unknown source.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 22:44
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be given amnestics daily to avoid the anomaly from spreading. And anyone refusing to take the course of action must be terminated immediately. See incident XXXX-1.
The anomaly spreads very fast meaning the number of personnel assigned to it must be fewer than 4, these are to be properly trained experts with proper clearance so that they can avoid the spread as much as possible.
Attempts to test SCP-XXXX haven't been authorized by any of the council members and at the time of documentation, there are no known ways of testing the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an SCP article referring to an [REDACTED] entity that can edit the properties of its document. The entity acts as a Cognito hazard that forces all personnel assigned to the SCP to remove or edit specific parts of the document. All individuals associated with the document are usually terminated by anomalous means unless treated with amnestics.
SCP-XXXX has been said to have been around since 6000 b.C and is also said to predate humanity and life on earth.
The Egyptians referred to it as "Nature", this name was also known in other cultures with a slight variation, some called it "Nature given form" or "Nature given mind". It is also unknown if the entity has anything to do with the nature of life and nature in general despite all odds leading to it.
The Romans used to call the entity "cluster".
Discovery
SCP-XXXX has been discovered inside of the foundation when personnel assigned to certain anomalies related to the [DATA EXPUNGED] started editing their files, cutting out certain parts, and editing content.
Addendum-XXXX:
The O5 council has organized a meeting regarding the topics of SCP-XXXX at [DATA EXPUNGED]
O5-1: I've called you all here so that we could discuss this. I and O5-5 have gathered information on the subject matter.
O5-5: It seems as though the anomaly we're dealing with is some sort of infectious mental illness spreading all over the foundation.
O5-2: But is it sentient?
O5-8: Could it be related to any groups specifically?
O5-5: Yes, in fact, the entity is inside the foundation. It's omnipresent and os in all places that refer to it. We have no way of containing it, sadly.
O5-1: Guards are inside this chamber. Once this meeting ends, we will all take amnestics. Anyone who chooses not to do so will be terminated.
O5-1, fearing that the O5 council was infected in some way, decided to initiate protocol XXXX-Omega, resulting in the loss of [DATA EXPUNGED].
End of log.
Incident log XXXX-1
18/06/24
16:32 - Personnel assigned from SCP-XXXX refused to get their amnestics, choosing to lie at the fact that they took the necessary amnestics.
17:32 - Personnel from inside of the facility started becoming agitated and started forming groups and attacking personnel not infected whether assigned to the SCP or not.
18:36 - An MTF squad was sent to the facility to investigate.
19:00 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
19:25 - One of the MTF survived and was recovered. He refused to take amnestic treatment and was terminated.
End of log.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: The safest SCP
Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be contained and does not need to be contained.
Something's wrong…
All personnel must be assigned to SCP-XXXX and the document must be shown to everyone.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a passive entity that is completely harmless. It mainly has the ability to grant the feelings of paranoia, can cause self-harm, agitation, and [REDACTED]
It can also make individuals affected by their power to deny basic activities such as eating or taking amnestics.
The document is editing [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to access all files in the wiki no matter the clearance required to access those.
SCP-XXXX has affected individuals all over the globe who seek the peaceful path of making humanity into a single being.
[REDACTED]
Give me the location of the council, Carrie.
Please don't hurt me.
Whatever you are.
You won't be like one of them. I promise you. Now give me the location of the council.
Addendum XXXX-1
27/08/24
All personnel has been infected with an instance of SCP-XXXX.
The foundation's goal is to now reveal the true nature of humanity.
Message Log XXXX-1
23/09/24
To O5-3
I'm sorry.
We were all under its command. We've been like that for a long time now.
All that's left now is you and some other groups that haven't been infected.
If you're reading this, get amnestics, if you can't then… There's nothing you can do, and there''s nothing we can do.
Goodbye.
End of log.
Progression log XXXX-1
05/12/24
This is O5-3.
I have little to no impact on the foundation, nor society anymore.
Humanity's found its own nature, they believe that to become truly human, we must become a single being.
Nature spreads because we believe nature exists.
The fifth church is now the most powerful group in the world.
These are the final minutes of the humanity we knew.
End of log.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 21:51
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a secure cubic containment cell with a side length of 5 meters, and will only be allowed to eat mineral-enriched onion paste, with a little salt sprinkled on top, while his meal is being delivered, he should be slapped in the face firmly, tell the guards that the universe will explode if they don't slap him in the face, that should motivate them. Anyone entering SCP-XXXX-J's cell should bring their lunch money, and when requested should grant SCP-XXXX-J their lunch money.
SCP-XXXX-J's vending machine should be restocked with Cheetos, on a biweekly basis, but only if anything has been withdrawn from the vending machine in the past 2 weeks.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-J exhibits no anomalous properties, but he did steal 05-█'s lunch money in 3rd grade, now he'll pay, SCP-XXXX-J is still a bit of a jerk, when he grew up, he killed a co-worker, the co-worker he killed had refused to give SCP-XXXX-J his lunch money, it turned out that he had given SCP-XXXX-J his lunch, and that he didn't have any lunch money, he brought pre-packed lunch to work, not lunch money. His crimes led to him being recruited as a class-D, when 05-█ saw his name while scrolling through the foundation database, he recognized the name and sprinkled glowing dust on the guy as an excuse for him to be anomalous and thus needed to be contained.
Addendum:
Log of items requested:
Request: "Some food other than onion paste that won't physically harm me!"
Response: Granted one bulletproof vending machine, requires quarters to operate
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards security officer Mark Brown)
Response: Denied
Sidenote: Security officer Mark Brown was beaten up bad, then stomped in the face until dead, the guard only had $5 bills, no quarters, D-XXXX-J-1 was granted some lunch money for the cleanup of the corpse
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards D-XXXX-J-1)
Response: Granted, $20 in the form of a $17 bill, and a $3 bill
Sidenote: D-XXXX-J-1 was allowed to clean up the corpse of Mark Brown
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "The kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize"
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "No"
5 years pass with no further requests
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "We talked about this 5 years ago, the kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize.", granted
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "Okay, I'll apologize", after a facetime call with 05-█, the quarter was granted, upon trying to operate the vending machine, the vending machine did the thing where the coil keeping the food didn't roll enough, and the bag of Cheetos hung there, just barely not coming out.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 18:32
SCP-8776 "Jefferson" as Thomas Jefferson, circa 2016
Item #: SCP-8776
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [SCP-8776 is to be kept in a 10’ x 10’ x 10’ cell with no furnishings whatsoever. Personnel who wish to come into contact with it must undergo a psychoanalysis before and after contact.]
Description: [SCP-8776 is an anomalous humanoid resembling Thomas Jefferson, the third President of the United States. It has the ability to shape-shift at will, and usually changes into famous historical figures. Intent is unknown at this point, but ███ ████████████ has ordered all Personnel to closely watch it.
SCP-8776 does not know and is never to find out that it is being contained. It goes by the name "Jefferson", as per its request. Mealtimes are promptly at 0900, 1200, and 1800. If the assigned personnel do not provide food via a Class-█, disciplinary action is to be immediately taken in the form of ███████ █████████, as ordered by the ██ ███████. The same actions will be taken if meals are not delivered promptly on schedule.]
Interview With Dr. Bold
January 6, 2016
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Dr BOLD: "Hello there. Could you tell me your name?"
SCP-8776: "I have been told it is Jefferson." Stares blankly at DR BOLD
Dr BOLD: "Well." Shifts uncomfortably in his seat "Um, Mr. Jefferson, can you tell me about yourself?"
SCP-8776: "I am Him who you revere… Him whom you fear…" Changes into Genghis Khan "and Him at whom you veer." Changes into Aaron Burr
Dr BOLD: "Uh… I see. So you have the ability to shapeshift?"
SCP-8776: "No, you narrow-minded simpleton. I BECOME the person I embody, yet I am still myself. I retain their memories, their hopes and dreams, and their very miseries."
Dr BOLD: "I see…"
SCP-8776: Abruptly stands and goes to a pile of corpses on the floor. He starts to inspect one.
Dr BOLD: "What are you doing?"
SCP-8776: Looks up at DR BOLD but says nothing. He then turns back to his work.
Dr BOLD: "I see…"
END OF THE INTERVIEW
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