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DATE: 13 Mar 2021 05:48

[AUTHENTIFICATION SUCCESSFUL]

The following is a redacted editorial from the 07/19/20 issue of SCP-5402-1

Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Dear readers and esteemed contributors,

Our last issue of The Cosmic Courant no more than a week ago marks the end of my seventh term as the editor-in-chief of this prestigious publication, a title with which I could have felt no greater pride in. Over the course of these many years, we faced trial and tribulation. Be it the emerging quantum radio industries from the forty-third, or even the ever-rising editorial regulations enforced by the Multiversal Communications Commission, we have gone through many a hurdle to reliably provide you, our cherished readers, with news you can trust.

However, few hurdles have posed such a unique threat to our services as the censors in the thirteenth, who so pretentiously call themselves "The Foundation." At every turn, they've confiscated thousands upon thousands of our issues from paying customers, setting us back for several quarters. Such a heartbreaking sight, seeing such a dystopian setting for discourse in one of our longest-reading regions. Unfortunately, many of their most prestigious members such as Dr. B███ have refused comment.

"News for anywhere, anywhen." Our longstanding motto derived from our very first editor-in-chief, Donald Disclosure. The fight for truth doesn't end at a wall of bureaucracy, so we shall continue making our routine deliveries. It's the least we can do for the great people of the thirteenth, especially before they meet the same fate as the eleventh and twelfth.

What we see before us is evidently a world in despair, and a governing body who believes that ignorance is bliss. We, however, believe that is is our solemn duty to shed light on their darkness. They deserve to know of the impending [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE O-5 COUNCIL].

Though your Sunday news may seem a trivial service, we hold it as our highest duty to provide our readers with the truth and shed a light on the world—in our case, worlds plural. And now more than ever is such a service necessary, for the trials the thirteenth faces, we all may one day face. And so, as we have for generations, we the Cosmic Courant, the oldest transdimensional weekly in the cosmos, will continue to execute our solemn duty and keep the many masses informed, so that we all may not just have a future, but a brighter one.

Norman Noteworthy
Editor-In-Chief, The Cosmic Courant

Dr. Stein: [Dr. Stein's footsteps can be heard fading and returning as he paces the room] You do realize what this means, don't you?

[REDACTED]: Enlighten me.

Dr. Stein: Look, we need to table SCP-5402. This is so much bigger than a newspaper. If what that 'Noteworthy' fellow said was true, then we're on a collision course for [REDACTED], life as we know it gone, every institution rendered meaningless, an XK-class scenario that's ALREADY hit worlds just like ours! Scrap the mantra for just a moment, maybe 5402 isn't something we should be containing. Do the damn interview, sit down with them, do something to communicate with them instead of wasting all our time and energy on that paperboy. We need a chance to know everything they know.

[REDACTED]: What an uncharacteristically rash assertion of yours, Doctor. Though we of course admire your concern, trust this is nothing the Foundation can't handle.

Dr. Stein: 'Admire my concern'? Don't you realize wh—[Pauses] Oh my God. You knew. You knew? How long have you been hiding this? And what do you know about this I don't?

[REDACTED]: [Sighs] As we said, Doctor, this is nothing the Foundation isn't equipped to handle. This is nothing we haven't seen before.

Dr. Stein: No, foot down time, that's a complete load of crap. That's practically your tagline nowadays, I'm sure you've said the same thing verbatim to every other level 4 smart enough to see this for the danger it is.

[REDACTED]: Don't presume yourself to have the authority to put your 'foot down' with the Foundation. Valuable as you are as a level 4 researcher, one of our greatest specialists in multiversal activity for which you have so aptly been given SCP-5402 and MTF-Lambda-8, never forget that the chain doesn't end at level 4. All can be taken just as easily as given.

Dr. Stein: Forgive me if I'm not concerned with the chain of command at the moment. I've always done my duty, sitting at my desk day-in day-out, keeping secrets from people and accepting that secrets will be kept from me—

[REDACTED]: And you will continue to do just that. A man of your experience knows there are far worse places to be in the Foundation than a laboratory.

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DATE: 13 Mar 2021 03:51

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Execution Log Kami-ZERØ - Date 01/01/2021

Subject: Ethan Maguire

Felony: No records have been found.

Result: Subject Executed. Officer Conway and Officer Kyle both pursue SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX has been bothered and teleported away from the scene of the crime. The corpse of the executed subject has been identified as Ethan Maguire, Age: ██. SCP-XXXX explained the subject has committed murders of over ██ women. Maguire has no criminal records, however, after the execution, the report on disappearances of women has been discontinued.

Execution Log Kami-01 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: D-7182

Felony: Murder of Mr. Gary █████ and Mrs. Andrea ████.

Result: Subject Executed. SCP-XXXX concluded D-7182 committed murder on the subject's spouse as an act of jealously. Mrs. Andrea ████ was caught making out with another man.

Execution Log Kami-02 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: D-13292

Felony: Murder of Researcher Rosaria ███████.

Result: SCP-XXXX Refused. D-1329 was a former Foundation researcher accused of murdering Rosaria ███████. SCP-XXXX claimed that D-1329 was innocent, but was later terminated by security personnel. SCP-XXXX executed Researcher Benson for his crimes.

Execution Log Kami-03 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: D-8537

Felony: Robbery

Result: SCP-XXXX Refused. SCP-XXXX concluded D-8537 committed a felony to support his suffering family. D-8537 was not executed but asked if he wanted to work at the Foundation.

Experimental Log Kami-04 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedures: SCP-XXXX is tested with varieties of chemical weapon

Result:No effect. SCP-XXXX has no reaction.

Note: I tried making it horny. Guess it didn't work.

Experimental Log Kami-05 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: D-23487

Felony: Murder of █ victims.

Procedure: D-23487 was given a Class-A amnestics. All of D-23487's history has been erased.

Result: SCP-XXXX was unable and failed to assume the committed felony.

Execution Log Kami-06 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-682

Procedure: Termination

Result: SCP-682 was decapitated. After termination, SCP-682's head has regrown and battled SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX executed SCP-682 multiple times, the total of decapitation kills are ██. The fight resulted in a draw.

SCP-XXXX: …You have cheated death multiple times… You are the most irritating bastard I've ever have to deal with…

Experimental Log Kami-07 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-017

Procedure: SCP-XXXX can regenerate in dark areas. Is SCP-017 capable of being SCP-XXXX's healing unit?

Result: Loud noises can be heard from the containment chamber. As the lights were turned back on, both SCP-XXXX and SCP-017 are unharmed. There have been multiple scratch marks on the wall as if they had a fight.

Note: Friendship is impossible.

Incident Log ████-08 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: Researcher Milo

Procedure: Researcher Milo receives SCP-XXXX a cup of coffee.

Result: SCP-XXXX went hyper for 8 hours. SCP-XXXX continuously abducting criminals, resulting in a bloodbath. After 8 hours, SCP-XXXX became unconscious and remained inactive until the third day. SCP-XXXX experienced a blackout and had no recollection of the event 3 days ago.

Note: SCP-XXXX is prohibited from consuming anything containing caffeine.

Experimental Log Kami-09 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-073

Felony: Murder of SCP-076.

Result: SCP-XXXX Refused. SCP-XXXX explained that executing subjects with immortality is difficult to deliver to the underworld. SCP-073 has already been punished by God. However, SCP-XXXX is already aware of the consequences of attacking SCP-073. No subjects were harmed during this experiment.

Note: SCP-049's execution has been postponed.

Experimental Log Kami-10 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-978

Photographed Activity: SCP-XXXX is currently supervised while in Sleepwalking State.

Photo Result: Six personnel were mispositioned. The photo showed six personnel having a happy conversation, all subjects are present except SCP-XXXX. At midnight, SCP-XXXX explained that it believes everyone would be satisfied if SCP-XXXX doesn't exist.

Note: Six Personnel were not participating in a group photo, and the researcher conducting this experiment has gained permission from SCP-XXXX.

Incident Log Kami-11 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: Researcher Graham

Felony: Disrupting SCP-XXXX

Result: Graham attempted to terminate SCP-XXXX using speakers about 120 decibels. This action led to SCP-XXXX letting out a convulsive screech. Graham was later discovered covered in house centipede.

Cause of Death: Venom

Execution Log Kami-12 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: SCP-096

Procedure: Termination.

Result: SCP-XXXX Refused. SCP-XXXX approached the subject and hugged SCP-096. SCP-XXXX stated that SCP-096 doesn't desire to exist and wanted to disappear. SCP-XXXX's action lead the researchers in displeased and anger. A Class-D personnel has been terminated after being tasked to look at SCP-096's face through SCP-XXXX.

Incident Log Kami-13 - Date ██/██/2021

Report: Several Foundation guards attempted to terminate SCP-XXXX by placing four UV spotlights inside the courtroom. After being exposed to ultraviolet rays, the guards detonated explosives, believing SCP-XXXX has nowhere to hide or heal. SCP-XXXX's location has not yet been discovered.

Update: The Global Occult Coalition were responsible for SCP-XXXX's termination attempt. This incident leads to a rampage until an agent sends a distress signal before the time of death.

Update: It took 3 days for SCP-XXXX to calm down after the Foundation agreed to help the Global Occult Coalition. All it took was an accidental termination of an agent from a Mobile Task Force.

Casualties: ███ GOC personnel, ██ Trainees, Agent Zach "Mjolnir" █████

Note: Agent Mjolnir's grave is located outside of Site-19 under a tree. The grave consists of an M16 planted on the ground in front of where the body was buried. On top of the rifle stock is a tactical helmet with a dog tag. On the tree left a single-word message: "Sorry." All of this was created by SCP-XXXX.

Experimental Log Kami-14 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: Several Class-D Personnel

Procedure: SCP-XXXX was given numerous weapons.

Result: SCP-XXXX skeletal arms are fragile. SCP-XXXX was given an L115A3 sniper to executed a Class-D only resulted in damaging its arms due to recoil. Researcher ██████ immediately turned off the light to give SCP-XXXX time to regenerate before using another weapon.

Note: SCP-XXXX is prohibited from using firearms, however, it is able to wield melee weapons such as a shortsword, spear, knife, etc.

Experimental Log Kami-15 - Date ██/██/2021

Subject: A cat

Felony: No felonies committed.

Result: Subject Released. SCP-XXXX detected danger and rescued a cat off the road. SCP-XXXX was aware of its existence and made sure to not get exposed by witnesses.


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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 23:12

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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 19:41

Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX must be contained in an alloy canister, stored in a sealed cabinet enclosed by a minimum of 3 stable barricades. A transmission receiver is required to be implanted inside the cabinet accompanying SCP-XXXX. The containment area needs to be sound insulated, with a white noise appliance operating uninterrupted at all times. When entering SCP-XXXX’s containment area, sound nullification devices are required to be worn. Any personnel exposed to SCP-XXXX’s music should be tested on the severity of the effects and contained until further instructions are received.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a pair of sentient white Bluetooth headphones, approximately 21½ inches from ear to ear, consisting of plastic and foam. The specimen is unmarked with no external information relating to the origin of the entity. All attempted dissections on SCP-XXXX have failed. SCP-XXXX has the ability to play music that varies according to the listener. The most common instances of SCP-XXXX's music is the listener's favorite song, or songs reported to be attempted communication from the object. SCP-XXXX seems to have a goal to improve the lives of non-anomalous subjects. It will attempt to manifest items with sentimental or non-sentimental value to the listeners of SCP-XXXX. Experimentation results conclude these items have no anomalous effects. The entity may also cause hallucinations. SCP-XXXX was contained by the foundation on December 28th, 2015.

Addendum:
Experimentation conducted on SCP-XXXX has resulted in the conclusion that the item has an understanding and has traces of human emotions. Several cases of experimentation conducted on the SCP implies that the headphones have no negative intentions behind its effects.

A study done to collect information about the SCP's behavior, WWID, the SCP was assummed to have attempted commumication with staff through various sounds and frequencies. The WWID staff decided to interview XXXX for more information on the subject. Full interview records are available in the case file to select foundation staff.

XXXX WWID II Interview-1

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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 15:26



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Special Containment Procedures: All planets from Mercury to Jupiter are to have one climate-controlled Satellite-XXXX in orbit around it, each designated Satellite-XXXX-A through Satellite-XXXX-F. Temperature is to be kept at a constant 25˚C (77˚F), and humidity below 70%. Each Satellite is to have a minimum of 6 trained foundation personnel on board at all times, and a supply of food and water to last a minimum of 2.5 years. Personnel is to take 4-hour shifts observing for signs of SCP-XXXX while others aboard rest. Personnel will be rotated out every 2 years and pass a psychological evaluation 6 weeks subsequent to their return to Earth.

Due to its unpredictability, if SCP-XXXX is spotted near a planet, one personnel member from the satellite respective to said planet is to be outfitted with a proper astronaut suit and oxygen supply and released out into space to observe SCP-XXXX while it performs. In order to ensure SCP-XXXX becomes aware it is being observed, all astronaut space suits are to have an attached LED light 100 lumens in brightness. SCP-XXXX is to never be attacked/assaulted during a performance, unless it involves Earth. If SCP-XXXX is allowed to play with Earth unnoticed, the containment team responsible will be terminated and replaced, and a Global Class-A amnestic will be released.

The SCP Foundation Television Analysis Department as well as WebCrawler 40Y40 is to monitor television broadcasts and online forums for anything related to SCP-XXXX, and is to intercept and delete all forms of the public release of information regarding SCP-XXXX. Foundation personnel located in observatories are to record, observe, and collect data on SCP-XXXX and take photographs and videos for the further gathering of research and intel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a permeable entity, 140,000 kilometers in height, bearing the appearance of a carnival circus clown.

SCP-XXXX is primarily noted for its ability to interact with planets. Upon manifesting, SCP-XXXX will begin to utilize the planet nearest to it in order to perform several party tricks, among which are unicycling, spewing planets out of its mouth, dribbling, dancing, juggling, and other tricks of a similar nature. Once SCP-XXXX considers the trick “completed”, it will demanifest. (See Addendum-XXXX-1 - Addendum-XXXX-4)

Manifestations of SCP-XXXX are difficult to predict, as so far they have all shown to be random, exhibiting no consistent pattern of any kind. SCP-XXXX also changes in appearance with every different manifestation, and never remains in a consistent attire.

Should SCP-XXXX ever be viewed, it will appear to show extreme discomfort, and it will demanifest shortly after the realization that direct observation has been established. SCP-XXXX will not demanifest if unaware that it has been sighted. This discomforted state does not go into effect when viewed through recordings and/or photographs.

Addendum-XXXX-1:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Neptune and was observed trying to stretch and bend the planet in unnatural ways until it was in the shape of what could only be described as a dog made of balloons. Neptune was left in this dog-like form for 14 days before reverting to its original state undamaged.

Addendum-XXXX-2:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested within the space located between The Sun and Venus, faced upwards, and spewed out 26 exact replicas of what appeared to be venus from its mouth. All 26 replicas had no orbit, and began to slowly scatter across space by “rolling away”.
Note: As of 05/17/██, only 5 venus replicas remain. It is hypothesized that SCP-2399 was involved in the destruction of the other 21 replicas.

Addendum-XXXX-3:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested above Saturn with a bike seat, bike stem, a chain, and pedals in hand. At the point of contact, all parts instantaneously attached to Saturn, at which point SCP-XXXX jumped onto the attached bike seat and began to ride Saturn back and forth in a fashion similar to a unicycle.

Addendum-XXXX-4:
Behavior Observed: SCP-XXXX manifested near Planet Earth and dribbled it for 2 hours. This caused magnitude 8.0 earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and a 26,500-kilometer tsunami. Earth’s human population has lowered to 7.1B ever since the incident.
Note: The containment team responsible has been terminated and replaced, and a worldwide amnestic has been released.

Footnotes

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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 08:41
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ADDENDUM XXXX.1
Group of Interest Profile
Database Entry
"UNBORN"
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SCP-XXXX - Light by Doctor Curious does not match any existing user name

Critted by Cole 13Cole 13, X, X, X, X
Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
UNMENON Site-12 G. Nathan Curious Dr. Oliver Pesta MTF Upsilon-96 ("Kin Killers")
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SCP-XXXX first appearing on the surface of Ceres, captured by NASA Space Probe "Dawn".

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's remains are to be kept as an aesthetic object in Dr. George Curious's office. All Site-12 staff, regardless of clearance, are to be given knowledge of SCP-XXXX. People who leave their position at Site-12 are to be given Class-C amnestics unless clearance is 4 or above.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity of unknown descent. SCP-XXXX seems to only understand Latin-type languages.1 SCP-XXXX has shown features similar to humans such as personality, emotions, etc. The entity has stated that it comes from the dwarf planet Ceres, though no other instances have been proven to exist there.

SCP-XXXX was the cause for Incident Ceres-90, leading up to its decommissioning on 17th of August, 2020. Incident Ceres-90 had caused a total of 372 casualties.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first discovered by NASA probe "Dawn" on the surface of Ceres during the final part of its mission. Scientists originally thought of them as cryovolcanoes, but it was later seen ejected into outer space at speeds of approximately 16km/s. SCP-XXXX started heading towards Mars, which lead the foundation to cover it up as a comet. When the entity started entering Mars' atmosphere, it began to suddenly change its direction and head towards Earth.

SCP-XXXX landed onto a house in a Norwegian village, causing the area to be evacuated. When the entity was taken into foundation custody a containment breach happened 1 week later.
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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 06:33

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Item #: SCP-5162

Object Class: Thaumiel

Subject Status: SCP-5162 is currently unresponsive. All brainwaves that typically radiate from the nearest spot regarding communication with SCP-5162 have ceased. As of now, SCP-5162-3's status is unknown, and SCP-5162-2 is a considerable threat, brought from Euclid class to Keter class object class. Further information regarding SCP-5162 is forbidden until a response is given at location 62-█ -██-█

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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ITEM NUMBER


SCP-XXXX

OBJECT CLASS


Safe

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES


SCP-XXXX-1 is currently being kept in a standard humanoid containment cell.

SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX-4, and SCP-XXXX-5 are currently being held in several drug rehabilitation centers around the world after being treated with class A amnestics.

DESCRIPTION


SCP-XXXX is a collective apparition among 5 people. Each person visualizes the world around them in a slightly different version than that of a regular human or even amongst themselves. The people affected have been designated SCP-XXXX-1 through -5. The apparitions vary each time they occur. Extensive testing has taken place to further understand SCP-XXXX.

Since the anomalies are classified as safe and they are human, The ethics committee required a choice given to be contained by the foundation. Out of the 5 people who were asked to be interviewed and contained, only 1 had given permission to be. The others were sent to drug rehabilitation centers from their countries of origin.

HISTORY

⇩ Open File?
⇩ Addendum XXXX.1. Open file?

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DATE: 12 Mar 2021 00:46
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Item #: SCP-5802

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-5802, no containment procedures are deemed necessary. Dr. M███ is to write a weekly report on SCP-5802's behaviors. If SCP-5802 displays any new behaviors at any point, Dr. M███ must report them immediately.

Description: SCP-5802 is a plush rabbit from the brand R███ F███. The pigment of SCP-5802's fabric is completely missing pigment. All tests on the materials of SCP-5802's construction have confirmed that none are anomalous in nature.
SCP-5802 was discovered by Dr. M███, a junior researcher at the time. SCP-5802 was her favorite toy as a child. She became aware of the anomalous properties of it only after joining the Foundation.
SCP-5802
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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