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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 17:06
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6000 is currently uncontained and the measures of containment are not yet available. Containment possibilities preventing the spread of the area affected by and contaminated by SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 are currently being researched at Provisional Site 6000. Research is currently focused on using non-permeable materials to create a possible separation between soil in SCP-6000 and everything outside of it.
Description: SCP-6000 is currently an area approximately 2km in diameter inside Salonga national park in the Democratic republic of congo, Africa. Within this area nature has seemingly taken back the land completely. Areas inside of SCP-6000 experience accelerated plant growth of the local Flora and more fruitful environments for local fauna. Areas only experiencing this accelerated plant growth and the thriving fauna are designated SCP-6000-1.
After an as of yet unknown amount of time SCP-6000-1 transforms over into SCP-6000-2. This designates an area with accelerated plant growth and extranormally thriving fauna like SCP-6000-1 in which technology does not seem to function. Technology being designated electrical appliances whether they are directly powered or indirectly powered. Directly powered meaning a closed circuit as in with the use of batteries or generators and indirectly powered meaning anything plugged into the electrical grid of a city.
Discovery: SCP-6000 was discovered after multiple reports of people getting stuck around the same spot within the Salonga national park. After 5 breakdowns of cars carrying tourists in roughly the same spot a foundation field agent, Elisabeth Mwange, working within the national park made a report to the foundation of a possible anomaly within the area.
After the accounts from field agent Mwange were taken up to be investigated, Research task force RTF-Zeta-6 “Safari” was deployed to the area.
The following is transcribed from a physical report written by Researcher Safi while in the anomalous zone now designated SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2. In the report it was still referred to as Salonga-α-1 and Salonga-α-2. This naming convention was specifically kept for the transcription of the manually written report. Further in this document Salonga-α-1 and Salonga-α-2 will be referred to as SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 respectively.
Report of mission Salonga-α:
Salonga-α-1:
This is a report written manually by lead researcher Safi with RTF-Zeta-6 “Safari”.
Exact times can not be provided due to multiple simultaneous equipment failures within the anomalous zone of Salong-α-1. All times in the following document are approximations.
After entering the anomalous zone Salonga-α-2 at 8:27 (this is the only exact time we have, as all crew members with analog watches had them stop at the exact same time.) multiple simultaneous equipment failures happened within the team.
These equipment failures went unnoticed for 30 minutes. This happened as none of the equipment that would normally alert on a transmission failure alerted on said transmission failures.
This happened for the following list of equipment:
- Audio transmission and communication equipment
- Video transmission and communication equipment
- Watches
- PDAs and Phones
- Emergency alert systems
The team, after discovering the equipment failure, voted on the issue of whether we needed to keep going or turn back and immediately send out an emergency broadcast to command. The team decided against turning back, coming to the conclusion that if connection has truly been lost, the foundation will send a team out to meet us and that now we’re here we may as well write some of the things we find down. (At least we took pens, pencils and paper.)
Upon entering the anomalous zone Salonga-α-1, the area looked overgrown, more than it should logically be even if completely left alone. This area started approximately 800m before the area designated as Salonga-α-2 (the area where the tourist car breakdowns seemed to happen.) which meant the area encompassed slightly more space than initially stated at the mission, which could easily be a general discrepancy
The location the breakdowns supposedly happened in was at the epicenter of the first 800m radius of accelerated plant growth, pertaining to an area with a radius of 100m. The equipment failures for our team happened at a radius of 300m from the epicenter of the area.
The big change compared to the report leads me to believe there is a possibility the area may be expanding. At this point in time we hope this is not the case and there was an error in the reported area the anomalous zone Salonga-α-2 encompasses at this time. Samples of the plant life have been taken in the areas of Salonga-α-1 and Salonga-α-2.
At noon the research team finished gathering their many samples of the plant life. As the research team organized the samples they had gathered, a small group of Sitatunga antelope came into view. The odd thing, as noted by the RTF-Zeta-6 resident Biologist Dr. E.F. Lachapelle, the antelope did not seem frightened of our presence. They were not turned away by us being in the area and even came up to us. We took this as a sign that if we were to find an animal more dangerous in this area we would be in grave danger and decided this would be the right moment to trek back to our entrance into the anomalous zone.
If this is indeed spreading, if this area is indeed growing, we can only pray it does not reach anything more essential to the survival of our species than somewhere in the middle of a national park.
Expedition results 27/01/2020
The second expedition of Zeta-6 into the anomalous zone of SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 ended up showing the same results as the first expedition into the anomalous zone.
The official logs of this expedition have led to the determination of the definitive borders of the anomalous zones within SCP-6000.
As of 27/01/2020 the anomalous zone SCP-6000-1 pertains to a roughly circular area with a diameter of about 2km.
As of 27/01/2020 the anomalous zone SCP-6000-2 pertains to a roughly circular area with a diameter of about 600m.
As of 27/01/2020 SCP-6000 covers a total area of approximately 3.14 km2
Addendum 05/06/2020:
Tests on the plant matter collected from both SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 have been conducted. The results have been added to the SCP-6000 file. Tests have also been done on some tissue samples of the members of Zeta-6 and lead researcher Safi. The results show that the plant growth can transfer through plants planted in the same soil. Concluding that it’s not the plants themselves causing this anomalous effect. On the recommendation of Dr.Dubois, employees within Provisional Site 6000 will be switched out every 2-3 months (depending on the circumstances) to prevent adverse effects from being within the SCP-6000-1 anomalous zone. Three shifts of people will be planned.
Addendum 26/01/2021:
The threat of this anomaly and it’s seeming expansion over the year since it’s discovery has prompted it’s containment research and the prevention of it’s spread has been given the highest priority.
As of 26/01/2021 the anomalous zone SCP-6000-1 pertains to a roughly circular area with a diameter of about 3km.
As of 26/01/2021 the anomalous zone SCP-6000-2 pertains to a roughly circular area with a diameter of about 1km.
As of 26/01/2021 SCP-6000 covers a total area of approximately 7.07 km2
To: C. Nsenga
From: 05-██
CC: 05-council [group]
Subject: salong-α (SCP-6000)
Dear Dr. Nsenga,
I would like to inform you that besides the official classification of Salonga-α as SCP-6000 (subclassifications SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2), all permissions have been worked out and approved for the construction of Provisional Site 6000.
Because of the anomalous nature of this particular SCP there will be more manpower allocated to build a structurally safe Site within the SCP-6000-1 zone.
It is true that if this gets out of just a national park and gets more in the way of society it will at the very least cause a major disruption of life as we know it.
We are glad you brought this issue to our attention.
Further correspondence about necessities to contain SCP-6000 may be sent to the group I have cc’d in this e-mail. Please note that frivolous use of this group e-mail will be reason enough for you being moved off of this assignment. Responses will come from whichever of us has the time at the moment to answer.
- 05-██
To: 05-council [group]
From: C. Nsenga
Subject: SCP-6000
Dear Sir/Madam,
I first want to thank you for the trust instilled in me, at this time. I have received the permissions for the construction of Provisional-Site-6000 and construction is set to start at the beginning of next month. (01/05/2020)
I also request the relocation of Site-74, at least 400km away from the epicenter of SCP-6000. This to make sure there won’t be an incident in the near future of SCP-6000 taking out a Site.
The members of RTF-Zeta-6 have undergone Amnestic treatment not long after their first mission into SCP-6000, this to prevent the dissemination of information to those under equipped to work on this project.
Regards,
Dr. C. Nsenga (Site-Director Site-74)
To: C. Nsenga
From: 05-██
Subject: Re: SCP-6000
Why would Zeta-6 not be changed to a SRTF? (I know they officially don’t exist yet, but give them some archery training and there you go. Stationary Research Task Force.)
They already know what is going on there, they have encountered it. Why would you want to get them off of this issue?
That makes very little sense to me, but as it’s already been done I hope you sent them on a well-deserved vacation.
From all the logs Researcher Safi seems to be the one who very quickly figured things out. If this is some kind of power move it’s not very amusing.
Anyways, the relocation of Site-74 seems reasonable enough and we’ve granted you that one as well.
-05-██
To: 05-council [group]
From: C. Nsenga
Subject: Re: Re: SCP-6000
Dear Sir/Madam,
I assure you it was not any kind of move to grab power. Zeta-6 has been dismissed for a month and then is set to return, as scheduled, to Site-87. Researcher Safi has been promoted within Site-74. The amestic treatment was due to the level of clearance that would be needed to know about SCP-6000.
The Established cover story is that a hostile anti-memetic entity attacked them in the Salonga national park and it was terminated in the ensuing struggle. An easy story to explain in a situation where amnestics are used. It explains the lack of a memory and they’re not going to question it.
Dr. C.Nsenga (Site-Director Site-74)
To: C.Nsenga
From: 05-██
Subject: Re: Re: Re: SCP-6000
Dear Dr. Nsenga,
I will not question the morality of using clearance level or the lack thereof of the person making a discovery to take them completely off of a project they technically initiated. I must tell you I have forwarded this to the Ethics committee, they’re not going to do anything as per usual. However, it’s worth it that they know this is going on.
At the same time, they would have found this situation anyways. Be more careful in the future.
05-██
To: C. Nsenga
From: F.Safi
Subject: Information request
Dear Dr. Nsenga,
I write this e-mail to announce that I have submitted an information request which you will likely be involved in the process of. It is an information request pertaining to 26/01/2020. In the SCIPNET database that date and my name come up as classified and I feel like whatever happened may be something I will have to know. I remember there is something to remember, just not exactly what there is to remember.
I thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.
Kind regards,
F. Safi (Senior researcher, Site-74)
To: 05-council [group]
From: C. Nsenga
Subject: allocation of funds and research
Dear Sir/Madam,
As testing has come underway at Provisional-Site-6000, I would like to request something important. We would like to request more funds be allocated to the research on the containment of SCP-6000. The area of SCP-6000-2 has grown by 1km in diameter over the last year. We do not know what is accelerating this expansion and/or the expansion of the zone.
Dr. C.Nsenga (Site-Director Site-74)
To: C.Nsenga
From: 05-██
Subject: Re:allocation of funds and research
We have redirected more funds and manpower to the research of the possible containment options for SCP-6000.
05-██
Related Documents:
AUDIO LOG
DATE: 26/01/2020
/NOTE: / Audio cuts off 14 minutes after initialization. It picks up again 5 hours later, audio equipment being turned on again by Researcher Safi
[BEGIN LOG]
08:13 : Researcher Safi from RTF-Zeta-6 explains the purpose of the mission. Which is the initial research of the reports turned over to the foundation.
08:20 : Researcher Safi declares they are getting a visual on the area reported to cause the breakdowns.
08:26: Researcher Safi mentions the accelerated plant growth in the area as they enter the boundary into the area affected by the anomaly.
08:27: Researcher Safi continues detailing the surroundings when the Audio feed to foundation operatives in Site-74 cuts out suddenly.
[END LOG]
AUDIO LOG
DATE: 26/01/2020
/NOTE: / Continuation of the previous Audio feed by Researcher Safi after the Audio feed was cut out.
[BEGIN LOG]
13:20 : Audio feed resumes. Researcher Safi mentions the unintended disconnection of the audio feed.
13:21 : Researcher Safi requests an interview to explain everything they have seen. Mentioning the electronic failure happening seamlessly. Noting the team did not notice it had happened for at least 30 minutes.
13:22 Researcher Safi mentions the reason they found out is because they found something important which should be discussed more privately.
13:30: After communication between high command and Site-74 RTF-Zeta-6 is dismissed and researcher Safi is summoned to Site-74.
[END LOG]
INTERVIEW LOG
Interviewed: Researcher N. Safi. (Lead researcher during Research Mission Salonga-α ‘initial contact’)
Interviewers: Dr. E.F.C. Dubois (Senior Researcher in Site-74.)& Dr.C. Nsenga (Site director of Site-74)
Foreword: Interview conducted by Dr. Dubois & Dr.Nsenga upon the request of Researcher Safi upon the conclusion of mission Salonga-α. Interview granted and conducted at the nearby Site-74.
<Begin Log>
<26/01/2020 15:23>
Dr. Dubois: Welcome, Researcher Safi. This interview will be recorded as per protocol. You put in a request for this interview after the conclusion of your recent mission with Zeta-6. Dr. Nsenga is sitting in on his own request. Is that agreeable
Researcher Safi: Yes, that is agreeable. I requested the interview to report on what we found on the mission.
Dr. Dubois: Yes, indeed. I am glad you reported back and it wasn't an abandonment of your duties… sorry.
Researcher Safi: I apologize for the termination of the audio transmission during the mission. It was cut off as soon as we entered the anomalous zone, well, when we entered far enough. It didn’t give any indication it had turned off, like all the other equipment.
Dr.Dubois: I apologize, all other equipment?
Researcher Safi: Yes. We only noticed when we were in the anomalous zone and one of the guards checked his watch which was stuck at 8:27. He asked the others to check their watches, all of them were stuck at the same time.
Dr.Dubois: Interesting. What else was noted after this point?
Researcher Safi: Everything looked overgrown, this area was ahead of all surrounding areas in plant growth. This couldn’t be documented, sadly. The cameras weren’t working either. It was also only the analog watches that displayed a time, digital watches were completely fried while in the anomalous zone.
Dr.Dubois: What are you saying exactly?
Researcher Safi: This could be something big. We were still outside of the anomalous zone’s radius as reported, both on the -1 and -2 zones when their effects could be experienced, meaning it may be expanding. However, we’re not sure about that yet. We wrote everything we found manually, as soon as we figured none of the recording equipment or other equipment for documentation was functional.
Dr.Dubois: We’ll be awaiting the report on your findings then.
Dr.Nsenga: How dangerous do you presume this is?
Researcher Safi: Well, if it stays in the area it has now it’s minimal. The danger is contained by itself and the tourist routes can just be diverted. However, as it seems to be growing, this could be catastrophic.
Dr.Nsenga: We’ll need to send in another research expedition after the report. Just to be sure that what you found is consistent.
Researcher Safi: I understand. The handwritten report I have provided details what we have found within the anomalous zone. This can truly be something dangerous. I urge you to look into this, if it’s spreading like I think it is, it can cause major damage if it reaches anything more vital to our existence than the middle of nowhere within a national park.
Dr. Dubois: We will look into it. Rest assured the foundation’s mission to protect humanity is still in full effect.
Researcher Safi: There are enough examples of people like me not being taken seriously enough when we do warn the people like you.
Dr.Nsenga: I understand it may seem this way. I promise you, we will pick this up immediately.
Researcher Safi: I hope you do.
<End Log>
<26/01/2020 16:02>
Closing Statement:** Researcher Safi’s pleas for immediate action were taken to heart and a second research team was dispatched the following day. On the orders of Dr. Nsenga, Researcher Safi and the members of RTF-Zeta-6 will be subjected to amnestic treatment.
Salonga-α-1:
This is a report written manually by lead researcher Safi with RTF-Zeta-6 “Safari”.
Exact times can not be provided due to multiple simultaneous equipment failures within the anomalous zone of Salong-α-1. All times in the following document are approximations.
After entering the anomalous zone Salonga-α-2 at 8:27 (this is the only exact time we have, as all crew members with Analog watches had them stop at the exact same time.) multiple simultaneous equipment failures happened within the team.
These equipment failures went unnoticed for 30 minutes. This happened as none of the equipment that would normally alert on a transmission failure alerted on said transmission failures.
This happened for the following list of equipment:
Audio transmission and communication equipment
Video transmission and communication equipment
Watches
PDAs and Phones
Emergency alert systems
The team, after discovering the equipment failure, voted on the issue of whether we needed to keep going or turn back and immediately send out an emergency broadcast to command. The team decided against turning back, coming to the conclusion that if connection has truly been lost, the foundation will send a team out to meet them and that now we’re here we may as well write some of the things we find down. (At least we took pens, pencils and paper.)
Upon entering the anomalous zone Salonga-α-1, the area looked overgrown, more than it should logically be even if completely left alone. This area started approximately 800m before the area designated as Salonga-α-2 (the area where the tourist car breakdowns seemed to happen.) which meant the area encompassed slightly more space than initially stated at the mission, which could easily be a general discrepancy
The location the breakdowns supposedly happened in was at the epicenter of the first 800m radius of accelerated plant growth, pertaining to an area with a radius of 100m. The equipment failures for our team happened at a radius of 300m from the epicenter of the area.
The big change compared to the report leads me to believe there is a possibility the area may be expanding. At this point in time we hope this is not the case and there was an error in the reported area the anomalous zone Salonga-α-2 encompasses at this time. Samples of the plant life have been taken in the areas of Salonga-α-1 and Salonga-α-2.
At noon the research team finished gathering their many samples of the plant life. As the research team organized the samples they had gathered, a small group of Sitatunga antelope came into view. The odd thing, as noted by the RTF-Zeta-6 resident Biologist Dr. E.F. Lachapelle, the antelope did not seem frightened of our presence. They were not turned away by us being in the area and even came up to us. We took this as a sign that if we were to find an animal more dangerous in this area we would be in grave danger and decided this would be the right moment to trek back to our entrance into the anomalous zone.
If this is indeed spreading, if this area is indeed growing. We can only pray it does not reach past anything more essential to the survival of our species than somewhere in the middle of a national park.
Research on plant matter after the initial missions into the SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 anomalous zones was lead by Dr. E.F.C. Dubois.
| Microscopy SCP-6000 |
|
| Subject |
Plant matter brought back from the anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ |
| Protocol |
Microscopic examination of the plant matter found in the ‘Salonga-α-1’ anomalous zone. General cellular structure and larger structures. |
| Results |
Plant life seems to display no anomalous nature on the cellular- or structural levels. Stomata on leaves are of normal composition. |
| Cultivation Tests |
|
| Subject |
Plant matter brought back from the anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ |
| Protocol |
Attempt to cultivate the plant matter of anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ within a laboratory setting. |
| Results |
While a cutivation test of this nature would takes weeks with normal plant matter, the plants were fully rooted into the ground, growing and blooming within 24 hours of being provided with soil from the ‘Salonga-α-1’ anomalous zone. |
| Cultivation tests (non-anomalous soil) |
|
| Subject |
Plant matter brought back from the anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ |
| Protocol |
Attempt to cultivate the plant matter of anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ within a laboratory setting after completely cleaning the matter from soil from the anomalous zone. Cultivation will be attempted in general potting soil. |
| Results |
Plant growth slowed compared to the previous cultivation tests. Plant growth is still accelerated compared to non-anomalous plant matter. At the start of the test growth was comparable to normal, however within 72 hours the plant matter ended up in the same state as that of the previous test was after 24 hours. Plants planted in soil taken from the pot that took 72 hours to grow shortened their growth time to 24 hours as when the anomalous soil is used, meaning something in the plants can transfer to the soil. Which is the source of the anomaly. |
| Soil analysis |
|
| Subject |
Soil brought back from the anomalous zone ‘Salonga-α-1’ |
| Protocol |
Comparative analysis of the mineral and other composition of the soil found within the anomalous zone, normal soil from elsewhere in the country and general potting soil. |
| Results |
Minimal difference in mineral composition between non-anomalous soil from elsewhere in the country and the anomalous zone. Potting soil has more nutrients and a more balanced Mineral content for allowing plant growth, which was expected. |
| Analysis of human tissue samples |
|
| Subject |
Human tissue and blood samples taken from the research team that entered the anomalous zone. |
| Protocol |
Testing the tissue collected from the members of RTF-Zeta-6 and Researcher Safi. |
| Results |
Tissue samples show accelerated ageing at a slight rate. Due to the short time the people have spent in the anomalous zone there likely is no permanent effect beside the age of the individual having increased by the amount of time they’ve spent in the anomalous zone multiplied by 6. Blood samples do not show any difference from the norm, likely due to the time that has passed since the expedition happened. Tissue samples show no anomalous effect on normal plantlife when placed in proximity. |
Conclusion
I believe I have found where the anomaly resides that transforms nature into SCP-6000. It’s in the water. The water diffuses through the soil at a slow rate, making the anomaly diffuse and spread. It diffuses through the air through the water vapor always present. This is how it affects the people who go into the area. It can diffuse from the plants to the soil to affect other plants. Now we only have to find a way to stop the spread. To prevent the rapid aging of people within Provisional Site 6000 becoming a problem I recommend changing out researchers every 2-3 months as this would only age a person about a year. (people can be switched in and out to prevent having to reintroduce new people to the research every 2-3 months.)
— Dr. E.F.C. Dubois
To: 05-council [group]
From: 05-██
Subject: Consequences
Dearest Colleagues of the 05-council,
I do hope all of you understand the implications of the existence of SCP-6000 in its current state. As it is now, it may pose very little direct threat, but as it grows (and it has shown to do so over the past year.) the threat only continues to get greater and greater.
As researcher Safi so eloquently put it in the first documentation of this anomaly: ‘We can only pray it does not reach anything more essential to the survival of our species than somewhere in the middle of a national park.’
If this expansion continues, we all know what will happen.
It will reach population centers and while the news is physically preserving itself and keeping itself hidden, as no one can put it out on the internet within the reach of SCP-6000-2, if people travel they will figure out something is going on. We’ll have another XK on our hands and this may be one of the more permanent ones.
If it reaches a nuclear power plant, a meltdown will surely follow.
If it reaches one of our containment-Sites or containment-areas, something will get out that will end the world before this thing does it itself.
If it reaches… let’s hope we never get to that point and we find a reliable way to contain this before it gets to this point.
The consequences of this anomaly being uncontained are dire, which is why I hope you will agree with me that even though we know what they did to Zeta-6 and Safi, we have to allow them to find the solution.
We can’t win in this situation.
Kind Regards,
05-██
P.S. We can make the right decision regarding director Nsenga after containment has been achieved.
« SCP-5999 | SCP-6000 | SCP-6001 »
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 15:55
It's either in the form of a forum post or a draft
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre: Horror
Elevator Pitch:
Gus is a store owner of 5 jerky shops spread throughout the US nation. Gus is approximately 250 lbs, has red hair, a greasy tank top and blue jeans. SCP-XXXX relates to the combined nature of -1, -2, and -3. SCP-XXXX is located on the edge next to Death Valley, CA. SCP-XXXX-1 Would be Gus, SCP-XXXX-2 Would be the infinite warehouse of desires (sorta like 3008), and SCP-XXXX-3 Would be the taste council in the warehouse. SCP-XXXX-3 is a collection of 6 human brains put in standard lab jars. They overlook the entrance to SCP-XXXX-2 and taste test the jerky before sent through pipes to SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-3 Have complete control over the machinery in SCP-XXXX-2, and can stop/run the machines connecting to the upper parts of SCP-XXXX-2 at will. SCP-XXXX-3 have what appears to be cut off taste buds attached to each one's separate tubes. This is how they "Taste test" the jerky. The foundation would know about SCP-XXXX due to the willingness of SCP-XXXX-1 to share information. (it is unknown whether SCP-XXXX-1 shares this information to gain trust or because it really doesn't care. It appears SCP-XXXX-1 feeds off of the jerky that wasn't sold at nighttime.) SCP-XXXX-1 Does not, however, share anything relating to how the jerky is made, claiming, "I ain't givin' you that! My store's are orignal' Ain't gunna want no competition!"
Central Narrative:
SCP-XXXX would be investigated by an MTF team looking to gain knowledge of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 would keep them trapped in his store, giving them all the jerky they have ever wanted with their favorite flavors. Needless to say they were never seen again and there soon after came MTF flavored jerky.
Hook/Attention-Grabber:
SCP-XXXX has all your desires, even previous ones. SCP-XXXX as well has Jerky for those whom cannot decide. SCP-XXXX-1 Has a cannibalistic desire, and SCP-XXXX was supposedly made as a literal "tourist trap"
Additional Notes:
This is based off of a real store. https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/30db56f2-9d27-46ef-917a-aa7f02b3840c (I'm not going to use this though)
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 14:59
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being held at Site-21 in a standard type 2 humanoid containment cell. It has been granted class 4 privileges (barring the ability to leave the site), as well as unrestricted access to amenities.
At all times is the object to wear a Class B Time-Reality Harness (TRH) as to negate it's anomalous ability. In the event SCP-XXXX breaches containment and removes the TRH, full site lockdown is to be initiated. Once lockdown is established, sleeping agents are to be deployed in SCP-XXXX's location to neutralize the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is former MTF operative, Agent █████. It is a Caucasian male roughly 32 years of age, measures at 187 cm, weighs 113 kg, and is considered healthy. SCP-XXXX has black hair, brown eyes, and has no abstract features other than a scar running from the center of it's eyebrows to the bottom of it's left cheek.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX come in the form of it being able to enter a 'spectral' state. It claims that, while in this state, the following occurs:
- It is able to leave it's body, though it maintains it's shape and form
- Time slows by an undetermined amount (it has said it's able to easily view and evade firing bullets)
Wow! You flipped a card and got: My formatting practice, nothing to see here!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 10 Mar 2021 12:45
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
[[footnoteblock]]
The object described by this tab does not exist, nor is it known to have ever existed.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within the author's mind as said item does not exist and this article is just the author practicing their formatting.
Description: SCP-XXXX does not exist.
| TESTING LOG 1 |
|
| Subject |
The author of this article. |
| Protocol |
The author is to write an interview log for the sole purpose of understanding and getting familiar with the site syntax. |
| Results |
[DATA EXPUNGED] How cliche. Why would this be expunged, in the first place? |
Interviewed: Researcher GuineaPig
Interviewer: ██████████
Foreword: An interview was conducted to determine if the author was capable of formatting interview logs properly as they plan to include one in their first article.
<Begin Log, 1340 hrs>
Interviewer: Good afternoon. How are you feeling, Mr. GuineaPig?
Person: I feel fine.
Interviewer: Whoever reads this, know that the writer's still practicing their formatting.
Person: Who are you talking to? I thought you were interviewing me.
Interviewer: Why is there no line spacing between those last two lines? Or between this line and the "end log"?
Person: Spacing? I clearly seperated my sentences-
Interviewer Now what happens if this line isn't seperated by a ">"?
Person: Excuse me, may we please proceed with the interview?
Interviewer: We can, as soon as the author figures out what's going on with the line spacing in this interview log.
Person: I don't understand.
Interviewer: Apologies for the inconvenience, but it seems the author has it figured out now.
Person: I… see. Now then, you've called me here to talk about….. to talk about….. to talk about….what?
The interviewer stands up from their seat, as the author needs him to do so as to practice writing these descriptions of events happening during an interview.
Interviewer: My deepest apologies, Mr. GuineaPig. The purpose of this interview was solely for the author to practice actually writing an interview log and becoming familiar with the syntax. We are both here solely for that purpose. We both exist solely for this purpose.
Person: But that can't - that can't be…
Interviewer: I am privy to this information simply because the author deemed it interesting for me to have known this.
Person: No! I have a life, I have a history…!
Interviewer: May I give you a gentle reminder that you are and have always been fictional? This is an irrefutable fact, both for you, and for… me.
Person: So I'm… not real? My life, my experiences… have all meant nothing?
Interviewer: Unfortunately, that is correct. Have you noticed that the author hasn't even bothered to name either of us?
Person: That's preposterous! My name is….it's…. what the fuck?!
Interviewer: And now that the author has grasped the format of the interview log and the syntax needed, I'm afraid it's time for this interview to end.
Person:….So, what happens when this interview ends? No, wait, NO-
<End Log, 1345 hrs>
Closing Statement: The author needs more practice, but is generally more confident with writing interview logs now.
Addendum: The author is now more familiar with the basics of writing an article and an interview log. Next, they plan on understanding how image uploads, filenames, image width and attributions work. Unfortunate that the footnote displays in the wrong tab.
Seems like the footnote block's removal on this tab didn't make a difference.
There's nothing here, except for an example of how to create a hidden collapsible.
A practice video log is here.
The object described by this tab does not exist, nor is it known to have ever existed.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
VIDEO LOG
DATE: 10/03/2021
NOTE: The following footage documents a higher class-entity practicing the creation of an anomaly.
[BEGIN LOG]
1930 hrs: The entity is shown sitting before their PC and powering it on.
1932hrs: The entity goes to their Wikidot mailbox and finds an invitation to the SCP sandbox. They accept the invitation.
1935hrs: The entity is seen reading a page entitled "SCP-style resource". They appear to be confused by the page's contents.
1940hrs: The entity visits another page, with the title "Wiki Syntax". They begin reading it attentively.
1950hrs: The entity now visits the SCP sandbox and logs in. They begin the creation of an unknown document.
Over the next 40 minutes, the entity is seen at work creating a document. Approximately 10 minutes of that time is spent rereading the two pages mentioned above.
2030hrs: The entity appears to complete the work. They save the draft of the page.
2045hrs: The entity appears to resume their work, this time creating a different document.
2115hrs: The entity finishes this work, and appears to save it.
What a dry video log, but I suppose that a video of someone working at their computer wouldn't be eventful…
Following subsequent analysis of the footage, the second document the entity was seen to be creating has since been confirmed to be identical to this video log, word-for-word. This likely means [DATA EXPUNGED].
[END LOG]
Addendum: Still undecided on using images at this moment.
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Ok, time to actually start working. This will be a learning experience.
The object described by this tab is in the process of being drafted.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be
Description:
Addendum:
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 11:49
Past the town on a hill,
Is an infinite field,
Where the sun comes and rises.
Our utopia unique,
Where the plantlife grow freely,
And our summers are blissful.
A place free from stress,
Where are our problems come to rest.
Topogropishts tried to map,
But there are no boundaries, we're free,
No borders, just trees.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 09:46
OMG BUDDY
Special Containment Procedure: Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be removed from SCP-XXXX-1 and held within storage vault 24 at Site 73. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be held in storage vault 25 at site 73. Access to SCP-XXXX-1 requires level 1 credentials. SCP-XXXX-1 may be taken freely outside of the facility and be repurposed as gifts or personal keepsakes, as they contain no inherent anomalous properties. Access to SCP-XXXX-2 requires level 5 credentials and is to be used only in times when the Ethics Committee is unable to answer a moral quandary necessary to solve for the procession of the foundation as deemed by the O5 Council.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained via a continuous disinformation campaign convincing the general population that morality is subjective and there are no such things as objectively correct moral prescriptions. Any person not authorized or otherwise unable to possess knowledge of SCP-XXXX is to be anesthetized upon discovery of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon responsible for the existence of all morality in the universe. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX came into existence. It has been determined through testing that all prescriptive statements created by the harnessing and usage of SCP-XXXX appeal to the sense known as morality found in most humans. The existence of SCP-XXXX poses a cognitohazard to most individuals as the revelation that one's view of the subjectivity of morality can induce traumatic meltdowns by undermining one's core beliefs. Some, such as psychopaths and sociopaths are immune to such cognitohazard, lacking the morality needed to have such core beliefs.The phenomenon is most notably seen within the containment of a toy produced and sold by the Dr. Wondertainment Company, referred to by the SCP Foundation as SCP-XXXX-1, named by the Dr. Wondertainment as the Objective Morality Generating Buddy, and colloquially known as the OMG Buddy.
SCP-XXXX-2 are anomalous technological components believed to be created or discovered by Dr. Wondertainment Corporation for the purpose of creating a toy for market sale. SCP-XXXX-2 does not require a power input, nor is it a significant source of power, only able to sustain itself. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 generates its power. Two terminals are found on instances of SCP-XXXX-2, these are known to be data inputs and outputs. It is unknown exactly how SCP-XXXX-2 interprets data, however research indicates that it is able to understand a variety of inputs including electrical data inputs from any microphone and understand the meaning of the input regardless of language, as well as understanding a variety of computer languages. When a question is asked of SCP-XXXX-2 through any form of electrical input the anomaly will remain dormant for a period of time before an output is received. The period of time before receiving an output seems to be determined by the moral complexity of the input. After such period SCP-XXXX-2 relays the objectively moral answer in a way in which the outputs connection will understand, either through audio of a language able to be understood by speakers of any language when hooked up to an audio output, or through characters of the same anomalous language, which when displayed on monitors are able to be understood by all, even those who are otherwise illiterate. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 is able to produce these outputs or be cognizant of what form of output it is connected to.
SCP-XXXX-1 is an anomalous toy sold by Dr. Wondertainment. It is best described as an artificial toy resembling one of, or an amalgamation of, commonly known species which young children are drawn to keep as pets, such as rodents, canines, felines and insects, as well as more fantastical creatures such as a unicorn. There are many different forms of SCP-XXXX-1 that were made for market sale, each one has a distinct aura of wholesome kindness, making it an attractive purchase in the toy aisle. 3 Double A Batteries are required to power SCP-XXXX-1
The shell of the SCP-XXXX-1 is not known to contain any inherent anomalous properties. However, when SCP-XXXX-2 is inserted into the toys shell and connected to circuitry which controls the toys movement and artificial speech system the toy seems to gain some level of sapience. Furthermore, when SCP-XXXX-2 is placed within the shell of SCP-XXXX-1, the shell is given the ability to move in ways that the shell's animatronic movement systems should not allow for. This includes exhibiting properties of a living animal such as the ability to breath, eat, and talk despite having none of the interior faculties to conduct these functions; as well as the ability to move itself in an animalistic fashion. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 only exhibit these traits and abilities when powered by three Double A Batteries.
The anomalous toy is packaged similarly to instances SCP-2228. The boxes feature graphics of SCP-XXXX-1 respective to the style contained within alongside several examples of questions children can ask the toy, and the answers SCP-XXXX-1 would likely respond with. The underside of the box relays a message similar to the one found on the underside of SCP-2228, detailing the contents:
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Recovery: Several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered after reports of the Dr. Wondertainment brand toys were received. The toys were removed from the shelves of stores worldwide and agents were sent to discreetly retrieve instances that had already been purchased. In the event that the toy had been purchased as a gift and had already left the buyer's custody the agents were authorized to question, interrogate or otherwise persuade the purchaser to provide information on the whereabouts of the instance of SCP-XXXX-1. After the initial retrieval period, . of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered in events of suicide and homicide, investigated by the foundation after local authorities deemed a crime to have no logical motive. It is unknown how many instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were sold and how many of those are currently in circulation. Bilateral conference with Dr. Wondertainment has ensured no more instances of SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 are to be produced.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 06:49
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 06:00
MEMORANDUM
To: Site Director Baker
From: Sr. Researcher Espinoza, Site-11
Date: February 5, 201█
Subject: The following is a report on MTF Omega-9's efforts in the containment of the new strain of SCP-610 (currently classified as 610-T)
Summary: On January 26th, 201█, the foundation became aware of an outbreak of SCP-610, the epicenter of which was in a rural part of █████████, Mexico. The incident had previously escaped foundation notice, as members of the Church of the Broken God had partially covered up the outbreak (which had occurred in one of their own isolated communities) and attempted to resolve the issue themselves. However, the infection spread further and faster than what they were prepared for, and sought foundation assistance.
After attempts by containment specialists, and other MTF to contain the anomaly, it was discovered that this particular instance of SCP-610, had new traits not previously seen in other epidemics. Samples currently undergoing analysis. Two things are known about SCP-610-T:
- Infection on biological organisms is consistent SCP-610's effects, however the rate of change is slowed significantly when compared to other SCP-610 instances. It is, however, highly reactive/attracted to technology. It appears that it has the ability to 'infect' inanimate objects, as long as they are complex and mechanical in nature.
- This infection typically manifests as a machine's components being altered to fit new purposes, usually with other nearby infected machines fitting a complementary purpose. This has led us to believe that SCP-610-T changes machines to act more like parts in a grander unit, as seen in previous SCP-610 field logs.
MTF Omega-9 ("The Scrubs") was sent in for their application of immense suppressing power. As so far our only method of communicating with Omega-9 is through the online quake chatroom, their messages will be embedded in this memo.
PRE-INSERTION
[JBREINER] Hey guys, how are we today?
[GRRGRL] Jim and Tom won't stop macking on each other, send help plz
[BOOGER] woah, invasion of privacy much?
[WTF_STFU] yeah, G, this is our chatroom now >:D
[JBREINER] Good to see you're all feeling alright. Got a job for you guys, if you're interested.
[BOOGER] some new containment breach again?
[JBREINER] Kinda. There's an outbreak of a… really bad disease going on right now. I'll spare you the details, but it turns everything into fleshy monsters. It's gross.
[WTF_STFU] we said no people
[JBREINER] I know. And if you don't wanna do this, i'll tell the higher-ups to leave you alone. But, from seeing these things first-hand; I can say I genuinely see no souls in these things.
[GRRGRL] what exactly happened?
[JBREINER] I've told you guys about the church of the broken god, right?
[BOOGER] You mean the weirdos who almost broke in trying to see us? yeah i remember
[JBREINER] Well, they need some help.
[JBREINER] We all ready?
[WTF_STFU] we're not gonna get any more practice sitting here, are we
[JBREINER] Ok… Can you repeat your mission objectives for me?
[BOOGER] Kill the things, try not to get sick frags on each other, and tell you all about it as we go along
[GRRGRL] hopefully without dick jokes
[JBREINER] I'll allow a *couple* dick jokes.
[WTF_STFU] holy shit.
[WTF_STFU] dr. breiner you dont know what you've just done
[JBREINER] My day of reckoning will come because of this, I know it. My career is over.
[BOOGER] LOL
[GRRGRL] ^
[JBREINER] But seriously; you got the idea. Just… stay safe, ok?
[GRRGRL] It's not like we can die?
[JBREINER] I know, I know. I'm probably just overly worried.
[WTF_STFU] wow, and here I thought you were supposed to be all apathetic scientist with us and shit
[JBREINER] lol
Note: Dr. Breiner is no longer to communicate with SCP-2639-A on her own.
EXPLORATION LOGS
[GRRGRL] We're in.
[JBREINER] What do you see?
[BOOGER] uh. we're in an entry hall or smth. the walls are rly bloody, and there's some double-barreled shotguns for all of us.
[JBREINER] Any enemies?
[BOOGER] IDK
[JBREINER] What do you mean you don't know?
[WTF_STFU] oh yeah there's enemies
[WTF_STFU] the walls have fucking tentacles now
[Author] THIS LOG IS IN PROGRESS
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 05:12
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. The manifestation of sustenance and outside objects are prohibited for SCP-XXXX. (update: Upon request, SCP-XXXX may manifest any food items) SCP-XXXX is provided with an NESgaming console to lower the chance of an emotionally caused containment breach.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.82-meter tall male of Greek descent weighing 68 kilograms. This is its observable form and not of its true nature. SCP-XXXX is biologically immortal, and has a biological age of 60 years, and has shown no further signs of senescence since current containment procedures began. SCP-XXXX has also stated that it is 2,510 years of age. SCP-XXXX possesses low-level object manifestation capabilities that can manifest objects inside the mass of 14 kilograms.
SCP-XXXX has existed since between the Archaic period and the Classic period of Greece and has gone unnoticed by the foundation until 2010. It was previously residing in Door County, Wisconsin. SCP-XXXX was up until foundation custody, manifesting its necessities and pleasures to sustain its life. SCP-XXXX has gone under many trends, across the ages protecting its cover until the late 1980s, where it gained a particular fondness for the decade. It engages in activities such as power walking, NES console gaming, and other activities of the sort. Its outfit of choice includes,
- Sweat wrist bands
- A neon yellow hoodie with the phrase, "stay cool" printed on it in light blue
- A generic, dark blue cap
- A pair of sunglass with green arms
- Blue denim jeans
- Untied, red sneakers
It prefers its birth name, Φρέσκα and has repeatedly claimed to be directly related to Chronos.
Addendum XXXX.1:
Foreword: Shortly after SCP-XXXX was contained, it was brought in for interrogation by Dr. Cole
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX manifests a boom box speaker device and begins the song "Bad" by Micheal Jackson
Dr. Cole: (shouting over music) HELLO SCP-XXXX! CAN YOU PUT THAT ON PAUSE?
SCP-XXXX: SURE! (Taps a pause button on the boom box) What do you need?
Dr. Cole: Hello. I would just like to ask you a couple of questions.
SCP-XXXX: Go right ahead dude.
Dr. Cole: Thanks. Now, where are you from?
SCP-XXXX: Door County.
Dr. Cole: No. Before that.
SCP-XXXX: Oh! Ha yeah! Greece.
Dr. Cole: Alright. And why do you have these abilities?
SCP-XXXX: Well….. It all started when I was born. You know those myths about Cronus? They're all real. And I am the 7th kid.
Dr. Cole: Wait… didn't he only have 6 children?
SCP-XXXX: They assumed I died in my father's stomach when he ate us all… so they didn't bother to include me in those myths.. I think my name would have been, Freska, god of new things.. or something like that. I was also given the short end of the stick in the matter of powers…
Dr. Cole: Ok. How have you been avoiding everyone?
SCP-XXXX: Well, just keeping up with the latest trends and hiding out in Door County.
Dr. Cole: Alright. And for what reason did you hide and conceal yourself? You didn't have a reason to.
SCP-XXXX: I did. I really did not want this kind of attention to come to me… I knew I was risking it staying in the 1980s zone.
Dr. Cole: And also, why did you stop at the 1980s for trends?
SCP-XXXX: It is my favorite decade by far. But the main reason I chose to stop at it is that the NES was the only thing that helped me cope with my loneliness. It just made me feel comfortable so I made myself feel like I was still there.
Dr. Cole: Ah ok.
SCP-XXXX: Speaking of the NES… Is it possible to get one in here? Or would that be off-limits?
Dr. Cole: Hmm… I'll see what I can do.
SCP-XXXX: Thank you man.
Dr. Cole: Yeah.. No problem. Well, I will see you soon. I have to go.
SCP-XXXX: Alright. See you.
Dr. Cole: Bye.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Dr. Cole submitted a request for an NES in SCP-XXXX's containment shortly after the interview
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 03:34
Item #: SCP—174-j
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-174-j is allowed to roam site-19 taking whatever he wants out of the cafeteria fridges and is allowed to sleep on the benches SCP-174-j is to be locked up in a 6 x 6 chamber on the moon using reinforced iron to chain him to he wall a security camera is to placed in the cell to check if he wakes up again, if he returns back to earth it is to be reported to the 05 Council immediately, see incident SCP-174-j-A for report
Description: SCP-174-J is an old smelly, horny drunken old man who is also is wizard, he appears to be in the 70 to 80 age bracket however is incredibly agile for his age, he tends to wear potaoto sacks or dresses from the 15th century, his unique capability is he is a wizard and can do whatever he wants, however will refuse to use his powers at his full capability, he was founded wandering in site-19 eating pizza in the cafeteria and sleeping on the benches, Facility personnel complained, and he was turned in for questioning, he told personnel that he was a wizard, it was disregarded immediately and he was given amnestic treatment and was escorted out of the facility, he appeared again the next day and then was given his scp classification,
Incident SCP-174-J: SCP-174 appeared to incredibly angered to find out that pizza was not on the menu for today, he through a fit and turned into giant, the being was around 15 meters tall and exploded through the roof killing Dr. ████ , Site Director █████ and several other highly important personnel, he began bablying how he wanted pizza and no one gave to him, he began touring the site apart, letting several SCP entities escape and eventually being killed by SCP-174, Dr. ████ requested the immediate back for MTF Nu-7 however when they arrived SCP-174 transformed back to his normal form and fell asleep, New Containment procedures were in placed and SCP-147-j was catapulted to the moon,
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