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DATE: 21 Jul 2021 06:10
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file is Level 6 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.
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DATE: 21 Jul 2021 06:04
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4 CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked room at all times. There are to be no air vents,windows,or air conditioning in the cell. The cell may only be opened through two sets of airlocks with airtight doors No personnel are to enter the containment SCP-XXXX without permission from personnel with level 5 clearance or above. If the room of SCP-XXXX is entered then a hazmat suit is to be worn during the period of entry and disposed of once exited. The personnel that entered must be tested for SCP-XXXX. If they are negative then they can be granted permission to enter SCP-XXXX cell again in no less than 1 month. If they are positive then they are to be moved to an airtight Class-E cell for an indefinite period of time. Any individuals that have been infected by SCP-XXXX are to be given the same treatment
Description: SCP-XXXX is an airborne virus hardly detectable unless it alone is searched for. The virus spreads extremely quickly. When an individual is infected by SCP-XXXX the individual's heart becomes gold if they do any kind action.
The virus comes from V███ labs. The lab was trying to combine Necrotizing fasciitis, the flu, and traces of gold. An anomalous function was quickly discovered in the virus where any action that humans would consider kind causes the infected person's heart to turn to gold. The foundation contained the samples of SCP-XXXX and all individuals containmanted. All workers at V███ labs were given class B amnestics.
Addendum: A cure for SCP-XXXX is currently being worked on, but no attempts have been successful.
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DATE: 21 Jul 2021 01:36
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: EHS SEE PEE-102-J
Object Class: TIMMY!!!
Object Class: Uhhhhh Uhmmm Mmmmmm Uhmmm Mmmm Uh Uhmmmm Hmmmm Uhhh Its Ke- Uhhhhmm Uh Mmmmmmmmm
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: This is A Very Dangerous EHS SEE PEE So There Is No Picture Cuz You Will Suddenly Become Gae After Seeing It So Basically This Skawy EHS SEE PEE Is Secured In A Unbrakble Invetble Box Cuz LIL FUCKING TIMMY TRIES TO EAT IT WHEN HE KNOWS THERE IS CUM IN MY SANDWICH!!! Its Secured In An Orphanage Near Fucking Austria.
Description: The Boxes Weeknehz Iz Mayonnayze Hyahyahyahhahyahyahyahyhayaaahyahahyayhayhayhyhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… OH MY GOD TIMMY WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU TOLD THE SECRET!!! I Have 2 Nipples. WE DONT FUCKING CARE TIMMY!!! I WISH YOUR NAME WASNT AN EASTER EGG ON THE ORIGINAL XBOX YOU DUMB FUCK!!! Okay So Anyways This EHS SEE PEE Is Not To Have Mayoneyse Thrown at it, And It Tickles When You Touch It TIMMY!!!! And It Makes Moaning Sounds Like As If Some Femboy Is Fucking Nikocado Avocado…
Addendum: TIMMY!!! WHAT THE FUCK TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! TIMMY YOU DUMB FUCK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 20:27
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Item #: SCP-is gay a number?
Object Class: Safe (and gay)
Special Containment Procedures: scp-gay is to be kept in a rainbow house guarded by unicorns holding gloves
Description: Scp-gay is a 7 foot caucasian male with blonde hair, blue eyes, and the ability to talk to unicorns.
The unicorns(scp-gay-2), which as mentioned previously have gloves, which they use to bitch-slap any homophobes attempting to enter the rainbow house.
Scp-gay was discovered when there were 360 rainbows going from north to south in an east spiral and a seemingly normal human started to grow phoenix wings.
Habits of scp-gay: watching youtube, playing minecraft, and painting
Habits of scp-gay-2: talking to the local fauna(animals), getting hair dues, and racing.
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 19:57
SCP-XXXX instance at Site-188
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures: A specialized detachment of MTF Zeta-65 ("Name") is to be permanently stationed at key locations along the Mississippi and Louisiana Gulf Coasts known to contain large SCP-XXXX populations. Moreover, Foundation web-crawlers are to monitor popular social media platforms and news outlets for mentions of search-terms believed to describe SCP-XXXX related phenomena. Once identified, these sightings are to be publicly discredited as hoaxes or suppressed outright. Captured SCP-XXXX instances are to be transported to Site-188 for further study.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous sub-species of Varanus niloticus1 endemic to the southern United States, specifically the region surrounding the Mississippi Gulf Coast and New Orleans metropolitan area. SCP-XXXX's foremost divergence from non-anomalous members of its species first manifests fourteen months after birth, whereupon four alate protuberances will become visible on the subjects upper back and mid-dorsal crest. Over a period of three weeks, these protuberances will develop into fully functional wing-like appendages, allowing SCP-XXXX to engage in limited aerial movement.
SCP-XXXX's secondary anomalous property concerns its digestive system, which exhibits several unorthodox physiological properties. SCP-XXXX's stomach occupies approximately 50% of its body-mass, allowing subjects to consume an unnaturally large amount of material with minimal physical consequence. Additionally, SCP-XXXX produces no gastric acid, instead incinerating excess digestive material through a previously unobserved biological process known as fulminated digestion2. This function is nonirritant, and occurs through the periodic ignition3 of a combustible liquid secreted by SCP-XXXX's parietal cells.
Addendum:
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 19:15
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 18:39
SCP-XXXX-1 manifestation area
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: As all anomalous
Access to Scp-XXXX by the general public is to be prevented
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 14:53
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: (Contained in an underground bunker at site-XX, all of it's original plumbing and infrastructure are maintained to the same degree as it would have outside of the facility. It is held in a 22m x 22m x 22m container with 3 meter thick walls of solid steel and is under constant surveillance both around the anomalous building and inside of it, through the use of the built-in camera feed. The freezer is constantly locked down as tightly as possible, save for the weekly entrance to the freezer to supply it with frozen beef. No dietary necessity for the anomaly, as it is self preserving. Under no circumstances should any form of non-beef raw flesh be brought inside of the containment facility. Should one disobey this warning, all entrances to the anomaly are to be locked down for 24 hours, and no attempts to communicate with the entity shall be made.)
Description: (The anomaly has the appearance of a fast food chain restaurant taking up a 915 square meter area. The outside of the building appears to take a similar shape to a Wendy's franchise in the midwestern united states, however the signs appear to show certain dissimilarity to the typical franchise location. The usual mascot appears to have blood red eyes, with no pupils, and the smile that usually adorns the mascot is now replaced with an eerie smirk and it causes human subjects to feel unease towards the image. The recognizable label beneath the logo that describes the quality of the food as "Fresh, Never Frozen", has taken on the words "Fresh, Always Frozen". There is also a notable sign outside that would usually indicate that the business is open all day and all week long, however it adds that it is "Open 24/7/∞", which indicates that the franchise will never close. Inside of the establishment is a standard kitchen and dining area, not too dissimilar with the typical franchise location. The freezer is the only notable difference about the interior, which has warning written upon it on a paper note, appearing to be written in human blood. The warning states that one needs to "Always restock the beef, unless you are willing to pay the price for forgetting". Inside of the freezer is a numerous amount of boxes of frozen foods like French Fries, Hamburger Buns, etc. Near the back of the freezer is a shelf containing all of the beef for the hamburger patties, should that shelf be empty upon arrival, human subjects will feel compelled to take the nearest sharp object and begin to [REDACTED], until the subject either dies from blood loss, or the shelf is full. [End of Description of SCP-XXXX Draft])
(The building is not the only anomaly within containment of SCP-XXXX, there are numerous instances of SCP-XXXX-1 that exist inside of the building. SCP-XXXX-1 instances are humanoid figures with contorted faces that give them all inhumanly large smiles. They wander the building constantly, frying side items and grilling patties every few minutes at seemingly random, and every hour on the hour, one instance enters the freezer and returns with frozen food, half of which is side items, the other half, being the meat from the shelf. If at any time the freezer is empty of meat and an SCP-XXXX-1 instance enters the freezer, the instance will exit immediately, and begin to seek out the nearest source of raw meat, whether beef or otherwise. All attempts to impede an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 on their search for meat are rendered futile, as they cannot be stopped. Once an adequate source of meat is found, the source is dragged back to SCP-XXXX and put on the freezer shelf, after which the instance of SCP-XXXX-1 returns to their constant actions. Any attempts to walk up to the counter to place an order are ignored by every instance of SCP-XXXX-1, and when one was interrogated by a researcher, they said with disdain that "You are not the intended consumer of our products". [End of SCP-XXXX-1 Description Draft])
Addendum: (The following contains information from research by foundation personnel during varying tests of the anomaly)
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 12:52
SCP-XXXX when initially recovered from Richard Starks' range, with his Colt M4 inside.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in Armed-Research Site-127 in a high-security storage cell, accessible only to Level 3+ personnel and the SCP-XXXX research team. Following an attempted contaiment breach on ██.03.2020 (see INCIDENT REOPRT 127-5), all facility guards are to be given keycards allowing access to SCP-XXXX's storage cell. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties are only allowed to be used in case of an emergency, negligence will be met with termination.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a Ziegel Engineering Model 37 hard-sided aluminum gun case, with the following dimensions: 11.43x33.02x48.26 cm, with the key difference of having markings of the "CaseAuthority" company. Investigation by MTF Mu-3 ("Highest Bidders") has traced the accquisition of this SCP to Chris Lee, dated 10.10.2010, according to document XXXX-A. More information in Addendum XXXX-CL.
Found on 3.06.2019 in [REDACTED], Kentucky, on a private shooting range belonging to Richard Starks. See more information in recovery log and interview XXXX-1.
Upon placing a conventional firearm, a chamber of a conventional firearm or in some cases, the breech of a firearm and closing the case, the firearm (or the inserted part, when it is integrated with a firearm) gains the ability to fire until it suffers a malfunction disallowing the use of the firearm, without the need to externally supply it with ammunition. Interestingly enough, there is no visual evidence of the weapon being loaded on all visual spectrums, however, a high speed camera footage has shown that the cartridge manifests itself 0.0006s on average after the trigger has been pulled. When fed traditionally, the firearm will function normally.
It is currently speculated that the cartridges used in firearms affected by SCP-XXXX are transported to the chamber of a firearm from alternate dimensions.
It has been noted that the type of ammunition supplied to the firearm affected by SCP-XXXX is always appropriate to the target, while also being safe to the firearm and shooter; SCP-XXXX seems to discern targets based on their silhouettes. This may indicate that the being is sentient to a degree. More information in test logs.
It is currently unknown how many instances of SCP-XXXX exist, and investigation of the Ziegel Engineering company has led to believe they’re unaffiliated with the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX.
Addendums:
GUIDELINES FOR SCP-XXXX RESEARCH TEAM
The information below is to be read by any new personnel on the research team.
- All firearm safety rules are to be obeyed. If research personnel intentionally mistreat a firearm, they are to be discharged from the team with no appeal.
- Treat every firearm as if it was loaded.
- Never point a firearm at something you’re not willing to destroy.
- Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
- Know your target and what is beyond it.
- Firearms used in testing are to be disassembled and cleaned after use. Gunsmith inspection of tested firearms is recommended, when possible. If critical to testing, repairs are to be made to any damaged firearm components.
- Testing equipment such as: Chronographs, High-speed cameras, thermal cameras and other equipment is to be regularly maintained.
- All personnel are to wear hearing and eye protection when testing SCP-XXXX. Personnel directly assisting in tests consisting of firing more than 250 rounds are to wear welding gloves, ballistics faceshields (rated minimally IIIA NIJ) and respirators with P100 filters to avoid lead poisoning and permanent injury. Hygiene is to be maintained for the well-being of all staff.
FOLLOWING TEST XXXX-0321, ALL CROSS-TESTING WITH SCP-XXXX IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
SCP-XXXX Test logs
| TEST LOG | Firearm used | Target | Rounds Fired | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXXX-0100 | Richard Starks’ Colt M4 with a semi-automatic lower receiver. | Standard Foundation paper target | 15 | 15 5.56 cases found lying on the floor, seemingly identical to that of FMJ ammunition used by Foundation. |
| XXXX-0101 | Richard Starks’ Colt M4 with a semi-automatic lower receiver. | Standard Foundation paper target, followed by ballistic gelatin behind it. | 1 | Bullet confirmed to be 55 Grain M193 Ball projectile, currently standard for all Foundation training facilities. |
| XXXX-0102 | Richard Starks’ Colt M4 with an automatic lower receiver. | Standard Foundation paper target | ~550 | The firearm caught on fire at ~420 rounds. The barrel has ruptured rendering the weapon unusable. The weapon requires repairs for further testing. |
| XXXX-0104 | Glock-18 with a stock. | Standard Foundation paper target. | ~1200 | The trigger has melted, repairs highly advised. |
| XXXX-0105 | G36K | Standard Foundation paper target. | ~930 | The handguard has caught on fire at ~700 rounds in. After letting the rifle cool, It has fired without problems. Handguard and barrel change highly recommended. |
| XXXX-0106 | FN MAG machine gun | Standard Foundation paper target. | ~1000 | The action has locked up, not allowing any more rounds to be fired. Damage to the barrel has been noted. |
| XXXX-0109 | M4A1 | D-XXXX-H-A-IV4 | 10 | Unlike before, the recovered projectiles were M995 tungsten core bullets designed for armor piercing use. This may indicate the entity’s sentience and is to be further tested. |
| XXXX-0110 | M4A1 | D-XXXX-H5 and D-XXXX-H-A-IV | 2 | 1 hollow point defensive ammunition bullet with exemplary expansion and 1 M995 bullet recovered from the ballistics gel. |
| XXXX-0112 | Mossberg 590A1 | Pheasant silhouette paper target with ballistic gelatin behind it. | 1 | Number 5 shot pellets commonly used for hunting birds recovered from ballistic gel. |
| XXXX-0115 | Mossberg 590A1 | Brown bear silhouette paper target with ballistic gelatin behind it. | 1 | 3 inch Brenneke slug used for brown bear hunting/defense recovered from gelatin. It is hereby confirmed that the anomaly has a degree of sentience and chooses ammunition for the firearms affected by it appropriate to its target. |
| XXXX-0118 | Glock 17 | D-XXXX-H-IIIA6 | 1 | Bullet failed to penetrate, recovered FMJ 9x19. |
| XXXX-0119 | GsH-18 | D-XXXX-H-IIIA | 1 | Penetration has been achieved, recovered a 7N31 9x19 bullet7. It is hereby confirmed that the anomaly picks ammunition for the firearm that will not harm it or the user. |
| XXXX-0182 | M134 minigun with electric motor | Decommissioned foundation armored vehicle, distance 500 meters. | ~100 000 | Numerous stoppages encountered after the 30 thousand rounds mark, complete meltdown of the barrel group experienced at the end of the test. Unit unusable and is to be salvaged and disposed of. Ammunition casings are to be collected, it is still being discussed whether cleaning and reloading them or melting and selling them will be more profitable. |
| XXXX-0304 | SCP-127 | Standard foundation target followed by ballistic gel | 60 | 60 human-like teeth recovered from ballistic gel. The weapon has not experienced any change in function. |
| XXXX-0310 | SCP-2158 | SCP-2158-1 | 20 | 20 blackpowder .40-40 projectiles recovered from body. It seems that the SCP has gained the anomalous effect of SCP-XXXX. |
| XXXX-0321 | SCP-2818 | Standard foundation steel target. | ██ | [REDACTED] FOLLOWING TEST XXXX-0321, ALL CROSS-TESTING WITH SCP-XXXX IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, AS PER DECISION OF THE 05 COUNCIL. |
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DATE: 20 Jul 2021 06:13
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP-XXXX are uncontained, with a confirmed presence in the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. All attempts to isolate instance of the entity(s) itself have resulted in a successful retreat far below the surface of the sand. However one “envelope” has been successfully recovered as SCP-XXXX-3-A, and is currently stored within archive 56J of Site 19.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an unclassified species consisting of 1 6 9 ████ entities that travel through and inhabit wet or saturated sand. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, it has not been directly observed, however the behavior of sand an instance is inhibiting is plainly visible when at or near the surface. Entities are detectible via the rapidly oscillating magnetic field they emit, and are individually identifiable by the unique period of this oscillation.
When not in ‘Travel State’ or contained within an envelope, sand surrounding SCP-XXXX appears to undulate as if undergoing liquefaction and is unable to support any significant pressure. The maximum amount of sand it is able to exert this effect over is unknown, however the estimated mass of this sand has exceeded ███kg.
SCP-XXXX seems to control the movement of sand it inhabits at will, and is able to raise said sand above the surface and form complex shapes. This appears to require great exertion as it has only been observed to do so outside an envelope when threatened.
SCP-XXXX is attracted to objects that it can use to contain inhabited sand, referred to as envelopes. The qualifications for choosing an envelope are unknown. When using an envelope, SCP-XXXX with achieve locomotion through a variety of means including walking, rolling, and sliding across the surface of the sand. Known envelopes and their attached instance of SCP-XXXX are noted in addendum XXXX-A along with conjecture.
SCP-XXXX-1-(A) was found after several identical reports of an unknown person disappearing from the beach by walking directly into the waves around ████████ ██████, California wearing what was reported to be a blue wetsuit. It was easily tagged for tracking using a pneumatic rifle.
Site A119 was created at ██████████, Antarctica to observe several instances of SCP-XXXX found where SCP-XXXX-1’s tracking signal reappeared on the beach. Observation summary available in Addendum XXXX-B. Replaced by static camera observation of beach after the creation of Site 815.
Addendum:
Addendum A:
1-A: Blue Pegasus costume. Note: Observed using both bipedal and quadrupedal motion. Recovered from Site A119 on 5-2-2019, examination found no anomalous qualities.
1-B: Black latex body suit. Note: Successfully given to SCP-XXXX-1, older envelope recovered.
2-A: Mascot costume of ███████████ restaurant chain. Note: Costume consistent with those used for advertising in 1990-1995. Foam has rotted out from the hamburger, and is sometimes filled out with sand.
3-A: Diving suit consistent with those used in early 1900s.
3-B: Helmet from 3-A Note: Fate of body of suit unknown. First observed
4-A: Boat fender of unknown make.
5-A: ████████ Note: Not operational.
Conjecture: All known envelopes (besides SCP-XXX-5-A) have consisted of durable, flexible fabrics or plastics. It has been surmised that flexible natural materials are not durable enough to survive in use before observation or are not used for this reason. Proposed reasons for use of envelope have included: increased ease of land exploration, better retention of moisture, social identifiers, and simply being used as toys.
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