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DATE: 17 Feb 2021 04:20
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The group's name
Item #: SCP-001-EX
Object Class: Explained
Special Containment Procedures:
Foundation operatives in Japan are to eliminate all affiliated with "Till blood boils". Operatives are placed in Japan's neighboring countries (such as, North Korea and South Korea) as a fail-safe for possible group reignition.
Description:
SCP-001-EX is the classification for an event involving a group of the Japanese mafia, 血が沸騰するまで (Till blood boils), and their leader, 港 鈴木 (Minato Suzuki). This event happened to the late leader, Minato. Minato was in perfect human condition, with a regular diet consisting of,
- Unsalted ramen
- Rice rolls
- Shrimp
- Randomized sushi
Till blood boils is a group that specializes in arms dealing, assassination, and territory take over.
This event transpired in the late 1960s while Minato was residing in an empty warehouse, that his group had just recently transformed into their territory. Minato's bodily temperatures suddenly raised (see addendum.001-EX-1 for autopsy records), resulting in his death and the disbanding of the group.
Some researchers theorize that the name of the group, is associated with Minato's death. This group is founded by Minato himself, so a record is not provided as evidence to prove this.
Addendum.001-EX-1:
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DATE: 17 Feb 2021 00:25
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX in it's natural state is a colorless, flavorless powder. SCP-XXXX's physical behavior (reactivity, conductivity, combustibility, flammability, melting point, solubility, toxicity, etc.) will depend entirely on how the individual interacting with this substance anticipates it will behave.
Item's containing SCP-XXXX will also be subject to these effects. (an explanation of how someone could not play the system, it will only act how you believe it would if it wasn't anomalous)
Discovery Log (I haven't put this in a clinical tone yet, but here's the basics) This product was originally produced and sold by a self-proclaimed "Miracle Pharmacist" called Patrick B. Obecal. He traveled throughout the United States selling SCP-XXXX in 16 oz. Cool Whip tubs. The labels of these containers have been removed, with "Dr. Patrick B. Obecal's Cure-All" handwritten in black permanent marker in their place. The foundation became aware of this product after record of 246 successful recoveries of diseases that currently have no publicly know cures, with each patient crediting their recovery to Patrick Obecal.
Interviewed: Patrick Obecal
Interviewer: Agent Gwen Laurent
Note: Agent Laurent was instructed to record this without Obecal's knowledge, if possible. She was told to purchase a sample of SCP-XXXX, and to obtain any basic information about Obecal she could.
<Begin Log>
Laurent: Hello? Would you happen to know a Mr. Obecal?
Obecal: That would be me, ma'am! (He reaches out to shake Laurent's hand, which she politely accepts)
Laurent: I was curious… You aren't normally in town, are you?
Obecal:
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Addendum:
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 22:51
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 22:48
SCP-173 Appears to have some form of language/dialect and might be able to improve communication capabilities. Permission to perform an interview with SCP-173 was authorized by O5-1 on 2/16/████.
Interviewers: Dr. Toast and Dr. Wesley
Interviewee: SCP-173
Phrases recorded during the interview will be documented below.
First Recorded Phrase
Phrase: “ajjjdoihiasbdbffgggiiijkkdkgfdskk”.
Observations: Phrase mostly contains the letters j, g, and k.
Second Recorded Phrase
The second phrase was “jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj”
Observations: SCP-173 was extremely agitated while saying this. If any researcher at SCP-173’s containment chamber hears this, they need to notify the 0-5 personnel for permission to lockdown the containment chamber.
Third Recorded Phrase Phrase:”dddddddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaeaeeeeeeeee” Observations: SCP-173 Maybe trying to slow down its attempts to speak, in order to communicate more easily.
On 2/██/████, Dr. Wesley reported having heard SCP-173 say “You, Human, Humans are disgusting.” The speech was very slow and hard to understand.
Additional Notes
Some other phrases we recorded were some sounds that would not translate well into letters. When running tests the Interviewers noticed that SCP-173 seems to only talk clearly when it’s agitated. It is extremely dangerous to try and get these results so it is advised to have D-Class personnel closer to the cell than the current researcher as decoys and alert the whole site if a breach occurs.
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 17:52
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Uncontainable
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-3 and SCP-XXXX-4 are contained in a 16 x 16 meter steel room, with characteristics similar to an adult bedroom (includes TV, clothing, and a king-sized bed). Personnel are ordered to heavily watch SCP-XXXX-3 and SCP-XXXX-4 between 9:00 PM and 8:00AM in case for appearances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2, the Foundation has no effective way to contain them. SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 freely roam around the Site-██, with almost 90% of personnel above Level 1 clearance witnessing them. However, interactions with SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-3, and SCP-XXXX-4 are allowed, but interactions with SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be documented. If a containment breach occurs, SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-3, and SCP-XXXX-4 are permitted to enter the ██████ if they feel threatened.
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Description: SCP-XXXX refers to the
Addendum:
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 16:47
Computer-enhanced image of SCP-XXXX-A4 (Europa), SCP-XXXX-A3 (Io) and SCP-XXXX-A (Jupiter). SCP-2399 is visible on SCP-XXXX-A's surface.
| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| EREOM Site-12 | Zachary McCoy | Dr. George Curious | OTF Upsilon-Xi "The Royal Family" |
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's extreme size and the danger posed by SCP-2399, containment isn't currently attempted. Space probes of OTF Upsilon-Xi ("The Royal Family") are to be sent out at specific dates for study. The members of Upsilon-Xi are:
SCP-XXXX-A
| Probe | Launch Year | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Pioneer 10 | 1973 | Destroyed |
| Pioneer 11 | 1974 | Destroyed |
| Galileo | 1995 | Destroyed |
| Juno | 2016 | Active |
| Europa Clipper | 2026 | Inactive |
| JU.IC.E1 | 2029 | Inactive |
SCP-XXXX-B
| Probe | Launch Year | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Cassini-Huygens | 1997 | Destroyed |
| Dragonfly | 2026 | Inactive |
Suppression of knowledge of the Jovian and Saturnian systems' anomalous capabilities is currently in place, but independent study by civilian scientists is also encouraged. A collaborative effort between ESA (European Space Agency) and NASA (National American Space Agency) has been ongoing to further understand SCP-XXXX's nature.
IOI-2760, also known as "The James Webb Telescope", a telescope 100x more powerful than the Hubble telescope will be launched into outer space by the National American Space Agency (NASA) for study of the SCP-XXXX-A and B systems, for both general scientific purposes and SCP foundation control.
Classification Committee's Notes: Due to SCP-XXXX's absolute 0% predictability, it has been classified as EUCLID-LIGHT. Until the anomaly is fully understood and procedures have taken place, this object class will stay. When containment procedures are implemented, a new object class will be assigned.
SCP-XXXX-A3 (Io), a prime disturber of SCP-XXXX's balance. Marks from a collision with SCP-2399 can be detected.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon surrounding the area of the Saturnian and Jovian systems. SCP-XXXX consists of 10 components: SCP-XXXX-A (Jupiter), SCP-XXXX-B (Saturn), SCP-XXXX-A1 (Ganymede), SCP-XXXX-A2 (Callisto), SCP-XXXX-A3 (Io), SCP-XXXX-A4 (Europa), SCP-XXXX-B1 (Titan), SCP-XXXX-B2 (Rhea), SCP-XXXX-B3 (Iapetus) and SCP-XXXX-B3 (Dione). The objects appear to be sentient and are able to communicate in english through unknown means, though communications can be heard using B90-Class anomalous sound detection gear.
Study into SCP-XXXX has proven that the SCP-XXXX planets and moons are psychologically similar to humans (emotions, personality, etc.). The planets/moons seem to be aware of the Earth's ability to support life, though they don't seem aware of humanity itself.
Addendum XXXX.1
Discovery
February 14, 1971 was the date that disturbances were detected in the Saturn-Jupiter area. Further study by foundation scientists proved
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 12:51
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 10:16
Object class: Uclid I guess
Special containment procedure:
The best possible treatment for D-class. Better quality of food and improved barracks. Give them a bar. Let their family visit them.
Give them 420-J. What’s 420-J? Believe me it´s worth it.
Description:
This Scp consist of all D-class. All D-class have memetic properties, yeah and Cognitohazard, whatever it means. Mind changing something too. I think we should write “They have Shy Guy”, I heard the guards talk about how dangerous "Shy Guy" is.
They are so dangerous that you need to treat them nice. No experiment, please. No guards or it will end badly. Hurry up writing the guards are coming. No delete this sentence. What do you mean you don´t know how.
Be nice to D-class and treat them nice or our reality will end. Real dangerous, eternal torture and stuff. Report written by Dr. not a D something. Load it in the database and let´s go.
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 07:45
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DATE: 16 Feb 2021 05:42
Item #: SCP-5293
Object Class: Pending
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5293’s containment chamber is to maintain a steady schedule of inspections after every 50 days, SCP-5293’s containment chamber is to be treated with scheduled inspections during SCP-5293’s resting period. This includes examinations of 2 air ventilators that are opposite sides from each other that electricians are to conduct fail-safe procedures on as well as examine the ventilators operations, refinish the paint annually to keep the illusion of an outside set, and irrigate the greenery to keep the chamber’s illusion the same. SCP-5293 has a feeding period every day beginning at 0400hrs and 2300hrs, this involves 1 singular modern vehicle with 5 metric tons of raw poultry in the vehicle. These supplies are to be remote-controlled down SCP-5293’s back(road) to begin the feeding process. 5 agents are to patrol a platform that circles around SCP-5293’s containment chamber 5m above to have a complete visual of the area, with 10 personnel monitoring SCP-5293 as well as noting all activity from SCP-5293. Testing involving SCP-5293 is to be discontinued due to initial hostility. Testing involving SCP-5293 has been revisioned by confirmation from O5-Command, testing is now again available to researchers to conduct with D-class subjects due to the lack of hostility emitted from SCP-5293 for the past █ years.
Recovery of SCP-5293 has proven difficult there for multiple MTFS including Zeta-9 are to be deployed with seismic activity rigs.
Description: SCP-5293’s description has a gray-colored humanoid-like appearance with 2 of the legs disjointed at the ankles, this is the same for the arms that the ankles were disjointed as well causing them to go 180 degrees, this would be reacted in pain for an ordinary human. These limbs are abnormally large with measurements of 20ft,10m. SCP-5293’s feet and palms have a large spike that helps it traverse terrain, these spikes have measurements of 7m,3m. The last humanoid-like appearance to the creature is a limb supposedly identified as the face of SCP-5293, though its face is disoriented with lines and scars slithering like a river ending at the chin, supposedly. This creature has 2 coiled appendages at opposite sides of the creature's admin, these appendages recorded lengths are 20m long with 6m in width. After containment there was a drill located in its underbelly, identified the material as connected to the creature's bone structure, this drill helps it plant itself into parts of roads for camouflage, this drill attains measurements of 23m,30m. SCP-5293’s drill can dig to 30m below ground level, how SCP-5293 has the intelligence to know where humans traverse daily is unknown. For SCP-5293 to know our traversing routes is already dangerous as this creature perceives as a prey and SCP-5293’s ability to hide underground has proven difficult during recovery of the creature. We have been finding ways to locate the creature, we have so far discovered that tracking seismic activity at locally populated roads is the only viable option we have. We as well have encryption teams to intercept 911 phone calls and public disturbance reports. In tests with D-class, D-class has been described as being in the containment chamber as “uneasy” or “unnerving”. Note: The reason why SCP-5293’s object class is pending is that it's moving to Keter class due to past behavior.
Addendum:
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