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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 19:02
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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 14:42
Item #:SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a 10m x 10m concrete chamber with no windows and at least 2 security officer1 at any time.Any researchers that wish to study the ducks from the machine may only create up to 100 ducks at a time.Any more ducks require clearance from a level 3 researcher as to not create overwhelming amounts of ducks.
Description:SCP-XXXX is a machine that looks to be made up of steel plates and gears. SCP-XXXX is 5 feet tall and 6 feet wide with a lever on the side and a large hatch on the front of the
machinery. SCP-XXXX weighs approximately 10 kilograms SCP-XXXX purpose is to create ducks that emerge from the machines hatch.There is a nob setting on how many ducks you want to create.The settings on the anomaly is 1,10,100,1'000,5,000,10,000 and MAX .The ducks that come out have no anomalous properties2and are often either released or taken for further study.However if released in groups of at least 5,000 they will proceed to attack and devour the human or humans who created them. The ducks that are produced are designated SCP-XXXX-A.The species of duck is seemingly random as no 2 similar ducks come out at a time.
The following is the first test conducted on SCP-XXXX. A male D-class was designated D-XXXX-1 and was sent in to test the machine.
Test-1
<Begin Log, [ 2:00 3/██/1999]>
Dr.██████: [D-XXXX-1 approach the machine.]
D-XXXX-1: [O-Okay]
Dr.██████:[Now what I want you to do is to pull the lever located on the machine.]
D-XXXX-1: [Done]
The machine started to rumble
D-XXXX-1: [W-what the hell?]
A duck had waddled out of the machine
<End Log, [ 2:06 P.M. 3/██/1999]>
Closing Statement: [Dr.██████ was promoted to head researcher on SCP-XXXX. D-XXXX-1 survived and was moved back to his cell.]
After several tests on the machine Dr.██████ decided it was finally time to test the machines MAX setting.A female D-class was designated D-XXXX-8 and was sent in the cell to test it.
Test-MAX
<Begin Log, [ 11:00 A.M. █/20/2000]>
Dr.██████: [D-XXXX-32 approach the machine.]
D-XXXX-8: [Yes sir]
Dr.██████: [Now set the nob at max.]
D-XXXX-8: [Ok done.]
Dr.██████: [Now I want you to pull the lever.]
D-XXXX-8 proceeds to pull the lever
D-XXXX-8:[OH OH MY GO-]
D-XXXX-8 was devoured by the SCP-XXXX-A that had been created
<End Log, [ 11:11 A.M. █/20/2000]>
Closing Statement: [After D-XXXX-5 was devoured Dr.██████ deemed the max setting too dangerous and prevents and staff from using it.]
Dr.Harrison had suggested an experiment and Dr.██████ had approved.The project was named Project Hatchery-XXXX and Dr.Harrison was lead researcher on the project.The goal was to hatch SCP-XXXX-A from eggs of existing SCP-XXXX-A.
Project Hatchery-XXXX- 4/19/2002
Subject:
A dozen eggs harvested from a flock of SCP-XXXX-A
Procedure:
The eggs will go through 28 days in a average duck incubator.
Results:
Eleven out of the Twelve eggs were either deformed or didn't hatch at all.The deformed SCP-XXXX-A had to be terminated as to infect the surviving SCP-XXXX-A.The last egg however did hatch and produced an average mallard duckling.
Analysis:
The successful duckling was designated XXXX-S. XXXX-S is now living in Dr.Harrison's labratory. Dr.Harrison.was intrigued and has plans for more experiments on the eggs.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in an abandoned warehouse in early 1999 in [REDACTED].People had been complaining about not being able to sleep to due the sounds of quacking.Field Agent Ford noted that it was still winter and ducks had not yet returned from their migration.He informed local SCP Foundation members and went to search the ware house with 3 other armed agents.The Foundation agents arrived and found SCP-XXXX.
Foreword: The following log is Agent Ford talking to Agent ███ upon the discovery of SCP-XXXX
<Begin Log>
Agent Ford: Well,what the hell is this thing.
Agent ███: Who cares? The jobs of those fancy researchers is to find out.
Agent Ford: The Foundation cares. Now we gotta haul this back to base.
Agent ███:I suppose your right. Lets go.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [The field agents brought SCP-XXXX back to Site:43.1 week later the first test began on SCP-XXXX.
Just a reminder no personnel are allowed to keep any specimens of SCP-XXXX-A unless otherwise stated.
-Dr.Benjamin
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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 12:19
special containment procedures the red vs rice event is to only be shared among the o5 council and the scp explained server
description red vs rice is an epic event that happened in 2021
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After many years of training, the epic moment had come. The crowd cheered as the competitors entered the stage. Many people were holding signs reading "NO ONE STOPS THE RED RIGHT HAND!", while others read "RICE PUDDING IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD!". Tension was rising, and finally, the moment came.
mrNObody9373: I have a feeling that this is gonna cause a ROJASDISDJK-Class "Red and Rice have a tie" scenario. This might lead to a lot of damage.
lee.-.: No one cares, we want to see the epic rap battle.
THE LIGHTS TURN ON
Rice: Red Right Hand?? More like… Blue Left Foot!
THE ENTIRE CROWD CHEERS AS RICE FLAWLESSLY EXECUTES HIS LINE
Red: It is you, the person rightly named after the shittiest food on the planet.
Rice: Shut up blue left foot!
(no one laughs at rice's shitty repeated joke)
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RedWatch07: ok
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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 08:26
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Page Type: SCP Article
Genre: Animals, History, Gods, Interdimensional.
Page Layout: Initial containment procedures with discovery of incident, followed by 3 addendums.
Elevator Pitch:
This SCP ties together legends in multiple parts of the world, while combining real world climate change and human migration history with high fantasy with shamanistic or forest spirit undertones.
Central Narrative:
Mythical creature from Appalachian legend is found, this Mythical creature is proved to be a common animal from another part of the world, but displays ability to generate portals. Portals are found to occur codependently with the entirety of this species when located in a specific geographic zone. Further backstory provided with testing by D-Class personnel, by excavation of archaeological site and during an SCP breach. Potential misuse addressed as historical addendum including Soviet forces and the Serpent’s hand.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: This story incorporates factual scientific methods, ancient human migrations, explains current real world legends that have not been covered before by the SCP Wiki and simultaneously ties into the pre-existing SCP world.
Additional Notes: Thanks for any feedback!
A Messenger of The Gods, Colonization, Refuge
Item #: SCP-5156
Object Class: EUCLID
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the huge geographic region that SCP-5156 encompasses, containment is exceedingly difficult. In 2008, the International Union for Conservation of Nature rated the Japanese Serrow as Least Concern due to a concentrated conservation effort by the Japanese government that brought the number of SCP-5156-1 instance from 3,000 in 1935 to 80,000 in 2008.
Capitalizing on the Post World War II Sister City peace building endeavor between US and Japanese cities, Foundation Personnel were able to both create and embed Foundation members in many sister city councils in both Zone 5156-A and Zone 5156-B locations. Foundation personnel have created 5 wildlife refuges evenly spaced across Zone 5156-B with roughly 150 inert members of the Japanese Serrow present at any given time. Through local education endeavors, many instances of SCP-5156-1 that are reported are contributed to the escape of one of these animals.
Occasionally, Individuals or Wildlife Cameras have witnessed the manifestation of SCP-5156. When this occurs, Class B Amnestics are delivered and all evidence is destroyed. Currently, Foundation personnel actively seek out instances of SCP-5156-1 in Zone 5156-B. When they are discovered, SCP-5156-1 instances are anesthetized until their SCP-5156 portal period has elapsed. At this time, they are either added to the refuge or returned to [REDACTED]. This policy will be reviewed if there is a decline in the Japanese Serrow population. Due to the revered status that the Japanese Serrow or Kamoshika holds in Japan, instances that are observed in Zone 5156-A are not contained.
DESCRIPTION
SCP-5156 manifests approximately 10 centimeters from the ground as a 5-meter by 4-meter oval portal with rough edges that have a mirage like quality. SCP-5156 is otherwise nearly invisible as the topography of the forested environment that is shown on either side of the portal appears to be identical to the environment that the viewer stands in. Instances of SCP-5156 only appear between the 44th and 46th parallels on the island of [REDACTED], Japan (Zone 5156-A) and between the 44th and 46th parallels in [REDACTED], United States (Zone 5156-B). Instances of SCP-5156 have not been observed west of -74 degrees longitude and have not been observed to open directly over bodies of water.
Instances of SCP-5156 are causally linked to the presence of Capricornis crispus otherwise known as the Japanese Serow, hereafter referred to as SCP-5156-1. No instance of SCP-5156 has been observed without the presence of SCP-5156-1. SCP-5156-1 instances seem to be normal representations of their species and appear to use instances of SCP-5156 to traverse dangerously steep terrain in search of food sources. Instances of SCP-5156-1 that enter SCP-5156 are transported instantaneously between Zone 5156-A and Zone 5156-B locations.
Instances of SCP-5156 remain open for a period of 42 seconds every 42 hours regardless of the passage of a SCP-5156-1 instance. During this 42 second period, any creature may enter the portal and travel between the two zones freely in either direction. Instances of SCP-5156-1 are often seen darting back and forth between the two sides of the portal in what appears to be play behavior. After 42 seconds has elapsed, SCP-5156 will close. If the SCP-5156-1 instance used the portal, SCP-5156 will appear again to the same SCP-5156-1 instance exactly 42 hours after the first appearance for a period of 42 seconds. If the portal is used to return to Zone A, the portal will again appear to that instance of SCP 5156-1 42 hours later. SCP 5156-1 will not appear again to the same SCP 5156-1 instance if the portal is not used to return to Zone A.
If this happens, the SCP-5156-1 instance is reclassified as Capricornis crispus. Returning instances of Capricornis crispus to Zone A by any mode of travel does not result in the return of SCP-5156 portal generation for that animal. SCP-5156 portal generation is not present in members of species Capricornis crispus found outside of Zone 5156-A and Zone 5156-B. However, if a Japanese Serrow travels into Zone 5156-A of their own volition, within 42 hours that animal will have a portal generated and be classified as SCP-5156-1. This does not apply to Japanese Serrow that have otherwise lost portal generation ability. Due to the random generation of these portals, as well as the ability for other flora, fauna and sapient creatures to travel between these two continents, SCP-5156 has been classified as Euclid.
SCP-5156 first came to the foundation's attention in May of 1936 when the creature described in Appalachian legend as the Wompahoofus or Sidehill Gouger was claimed to exist by the [REDACTED] Warden Service. Upon further investigation, the species was identified as Capricornis crispus and the incident was dismissed as a case of illegal importation. Foundation personnel were prepared to leave the scene when SCP-5156 appeared and the SCP-5156-1 instance used the portal to disappear.
Following this incident, four D class personnel were assigned to Research Unit 420 Omnia Vincit Veritas “Truth Conquers All” and designated D-5156-1 through D-5156-4. Unit 420 was assigned to [REDACTED] and setup multiple base camps in an attempt to locate another instance of SCP-5156-1. In December of 1941, an instance was successfully sedated and D-5156-3 entered the generated SCP-5156 portal equipped with 2 weeks of rations and supplies. The SCP-5156-1 instance was kept for study.
Following this event, D-5156-3 was not seen for 5 months and was thought to be lost. No further instances of SCP-5156-1 were observed, and portal generation did not occur for the instance in captivity. In April of 1942, D-5156-3 was apprehended by a foundation site in DATA EXPUNGED and relayed the location that the portal brought him to as well as how he was able to return through the use of another SCP-5156 instance. When it was discovered that D-5156-3 had been transported to [REDACTED] Japan, further research was delayed due to regional complications associated with World War II, see Addendum C.
It is unclear for how long instances of SCP-5156 have been occurring. Recent advances in DNA testing have allowed for closer examination of skeletal remains of ancient humans in both Japan and the [REDACTED] United States, see Addendum A.
ADDENDUM A COLONIZATION
It is of particular note that no instances of Capricornis crispus have been found in the fossil record of the world. In 20** unknown skeletal remains (later found to be Capricornis crispus) were found in ZONE 5156-B by a Harvard University Archaeological team. The remains carbon tested to approximately 12,000 BCE. Through Strontium testing of the animal’s teeth, it was determined that this specimen’s levels did not coincide with levels in the local area, with the closest match being [REDACTED] Japan. A Foundation Agent imbedded in the University was informed of the peculiar nature of the finding and alerted Site personnel. Class B amnestics were delivered, all research findings confiscated and the archaeological site was appropriated by the foundation.
Upon further excavation of the site, multiple human remains were found and also carbon dated to approximately 12,000 BCE. Of particular note, the Strontium tests were mixed showing that some of these individuals grew up in Japan with others showing a mix of strontium levels from both localities. The remains were all descendant from the Y chromosome Haplogroup D which does not reflect the Haplogroup of the indigenous peoples from Zone 5156-B. It appears that the Jomon people who were a hunter gatherer culture from early Japanese pre history had at some time domesticated the Japanese Serrow and used the animals portal abilities to expand their foraging and hunting grounds.
Due to the lack of Haplogroup D in the Current DNA record of indigenous persons in the region, it has been determined that these portal foragers did not successfully establish colonies in Zone 5156-B, nor did they integrate with cultures in the area if there indeed were any at this point in time.
This information indicates that the SCP-5156 portals have been linked with SCP-5156-1 instances for at least 14,000 years. Further clues to the origins of SCP-5156 can be found in Addendum B.
ADDENDUM B REFUGE
Interviewed: [SCP-323 and SCP-5156-2 Here after referred to as DOGU]
Foreword: [A clue to the origins of SCP-5156 came during a 2006 containment breach by SCP-323 Wendigo Skull at site [REDACTED]. At this time, an instance of SCP-5156-1 was being studied at the site. After killing SCP guards, SCP-323 made its way to the SCP-5156-1 containment cell. Audio and Video recording equipment captured the below conversation.
Begin Log, […. 2006]
SCP-323: Speaking in Ojibwe: I sensed you… you come here after all this time… after what you did.
At this point in time the only known instance of SCP-5156 occuring outside of Zone 5156-A or Zone 5156-B generates in SCP-5156-1’s containment cell. An approximately 120 Centimeter woman emerges with Asiatic features, geometric tattoos and goggles appears from the portal.
DOGU: Speaking in Ojibwe: My pets still come and go as they will. Though my time has passed. It seems you bested me in that at least, your people would sustain you still had these not taken you.
SCP-323: Undo it. Undo the hunger…
DOGU: My influence on you ended long ago. It is your own faction that keeps you as you are.
SCP-323: Lies!
DOGU: The forests weren’t as bountiful then, the groves hadn’t regrown after the ice. All they needed were a few extra nuts from your bountiful trees. All they needed was a refuge.
SCP-323: They were not theirs to take! They ate of me and so I ate of them… undo the hunger.
DOGU: I do not keep you as you are. With the belief that they gave me, the power they gave me with that belief, I could, if the doing were my own. But it is not. Your own faction grew with these humans as well, grew to be… more.
SCP-323: If you do not… not undo it, then I shall eat…
DOGU: That is why they keep you as you are. So all you can do is eat. Gods need their demons.
At this point, SCP-323 lunges as SCP-5156-2 as she recedes into the portal and it dissolves. SCP-323 crashes through the space where the portal had been and dismantles the SCP-5156-1 instance, though it tries SCP-323 is unable to bring any of the meat to its mouth.
End Log
Closing Statement: If what Research Unit 420 states is true, DOGU is the Jomon goddess of fertility and appears to have been directly involved with the circumstances that created SCP-323. NOTE: This is the only instance in which SCP-323 has been observed to attempt to eat meat other than that of humans. Further testing to be conducted with SCP-5156-1.]]
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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 07:57
If there's one thing Hospitals do all the time, its save lives; that's why the Northwestern Memorial Hospital is considered to be the best in all of Chicago thanks to its 24/7 service, and high quality treatment.
However, even with the best doctors, and equipment available, not everysingle person can be saved. Amanda Bishop was a woman who was a diagnosed with lung cancer after she reported constant coughing, to the point of coughing up blood.
The good news is that the doctors were going to treat Amanda by using radiotherapy to help shrunk the tumor, and perform surgery on it.
The bad news was that Amanda had Stage 4 lung cancer, and it spread all over her body to the point where doctors were unsure if the procedure would be succesaful; but they were going to try. They were not going to give up saving a woman's life over speculation. Amanda was sent to the operating room surrounded by numerous doctors to begin the treatment.
Simon Bishop was sitting in the waiting room surrounded by numerous patients, and doctors with his face buried in both of his sweaty palms. He would occasionally look at doctors, and nurses passing by whilst having a face expecting some sort of answer.
"What is going on in there?" Simon thought to himself as thoughts ran through his head like flies, "Is she going to live? Am I going to see her beautiful eyes one last time? God, if your hearing this, please let her live! I will sacrifice anything for her, I will do whatever it takes, just please save her."
As Simon was sitting on his chair desperate to hear an update, a fellow nurse with black hair, and a medical face mask stepped out of the operating room. She approached Simon with fear of how he will react. There was no way she could say it without him going into despair or anger. He had to know the truth. When the nurse arrived, she gulped before removing her face mask that's covered in sweat before nervously informing Simon of the news.
"Mister Simon, I… I'm sorry. She's gone."
Simon stood of from his seat surprised. "What?!"
"She's gone. I'm… Really sorry."
He couldn't believe it; the partner whom he could not live without, the grass below him, the wind above his head is gone.
Prince Oryx: Researcher Simon
User not found: SCP-XXXX
User not found: Hello, Prince Oryx.
Prince Oryx: Hello there. Can I help you with something?
User not found: Oh, no. I don't need any help, actually. I just want to tell you something that may surprise you.
Prince Oryx: Um, okay? Kinda weird that its coming from someone who I don't know. Btw, why is your name like that?
User not found: Oh, this? Oh, its always like this. It can't be fixed, so I just leave it.
Prince Oryx: Okay?
User not found: You know your dead wife Meghan, right?
Prince Oryx: I don't know what you mean. How do you know my wife?
User not found: I'll take that as a yes.
Prince Oryx: Who is this, exactly? Tell me, now.
User not found: I highly doubt you'll believe me, Simon, but the person who your talking to right now is your dead wife.
Prince Oryx: This is a fucking joke, I want a real answer; who is this, and how did you know my wife?!
User not name: No, it's not! Really, I am your wife. Remember that time when we went to that Attack On Titan theme park or the time when we added laxative to Kevin's drink as a prank? Or the password to your smartphone, 123456? You have to believe me, Simon, I did not come all this way just to get blocked by some phone.
Prince Oryx: Meghan, is this really you?
User not found: Yes, it is.
User not found: Simon? You there?
Prince Oryx: Yeah, I'm here. Sorry, its just I was thinking of what to say next. Sorry for how I acted, earlier.
User not found: Its okay. I understand that its all sudden.
Prince Oryx: How are you able to talk to me, and where are you right now?
User not found: Well, after I died, I just woke up in some desert. I looked around, and felt confused. I couldn't tell weather it was heaven or hell, but I did see some big ass things - striders, I think that's what their called? I dunno, I can't fully remember.
I decided to go to some random village to ask what's going on. They told me that the place I'm in is called "Corbenic", a place where your pretty much invincible. I asked how do I leave the place, and they told me I can't.
I then asked if I could stay there, at least for a day - I know, complete random stranger asking a bunch of dudes if she could live with them. Sounds weird, but honestly I didn't care. I had no idea on where to go, and I just got there.
I got to know some of them; one of their kid's has a common cold, and they can't afford medicine to cure him due to poverty. I felt helpless knowing there was nothing I could do about it, and guilty since I was asking a family who were struggling to help themselves to help me. They let me sleep in a small hut they had. It wasn't comfortable, but better than sleeping outside.
Jusr before I left, I asked them if there was anyway I could contact the Earth. They told me there is a place that can do that; the "Three Moons Initiative", is what they called. They told me where it was, and then I went, never forgetting their kindness.
I arrived at the Three Moons; it took a long ass while to get there, but I finally did. I asked if I could use their stuff to talk to yo, and they gave me a firm "no". Honestly, I was expecting that. Why would some organization with shit loads of tech would let some random woman who they don't even know let them use their stuff?
It wasn't until I met some guy who was an ex- member of the Three Moons. He gave some kind of device to contact the the world your in; he didn't mind if I kept it, since it's obselete, and he rarely uses it. All I had to do was insert a phone number, and here I am.
Prince Oryx: You went through all of that just to talk to me? Why? You could've just moved on.
User not found: Because if I can't come back to life, the least I can is try to spend time with you, and make you feel like I'm actually there, not in some world heaven or hell where your not even sure if it exists or not.
I can't see or hear what your doing, but what at least I can talk to you, and that's enough for me.
Prince Oryx: Meghan. I… I don't know what to say.
User not found: You don't have to say anything, Simon.
Prince Orxy: Actually, I'm going to ask a question I doubt you'll have the answer to: If I die, how can I guarantee I get to be with you, assuming other afterlifes like Hell exists? Do I have to do some kind of "thing" just to get to another place? Is it a gamble? I don't know, honestly. I'm worried about that.
User not found: I thought about that as well whilst traversing through Corbenic; honestly, I'm not sure. If you do end up in another afterlife, try, and figure out how to get to Corbenic. If that's impossible, I want you to be strong, and remember that I'm always by your side, even if there are times when it doesn't feel that way.
Because I love you, for today until the end of time.
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DATE: 12 Feb 2021 07:23
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard metal lockbox with at least five meters between the object and technology of any kind. The object is to be checked for impurity to be left alone, by executive order.
An instance of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous, untitled vinyl record with no visibly anomalous properties that was discovered in Yekaterinburg, Soviet Union in 1970. When a subject plays SCP-XXXX in a record player of any type, it will output heavily distorted and aged versions of 1920's and 30's ballroom music. Each side only plays a singular, continuous track, that lasts anywhere from three minutes to three days. When subjects are exposed to the object's sound, they will begin to experience mental regression similar to that of victims of Alzheimer's, but in quicker succession. The damage the object causes to the brain is permanent, causing dementia-like symptoms regardless of age in minutes.
SCP-XXXX has the unique ability to copy itself into any type of audio recording device or play itself in audio listening devices within five meters of the record. These copies will spread themselves in the same manner, until they are not in the vicinity of any type of recording device. It is unknown how many copies of SCP-XXXX there are left in the world3. Despite significant challenges in recording a viable, non-anomalous copy of the record in full, attempts are underway have been successful have failed are discontinued4.
Testing Log XXXX
Entry Log 1
Subject: 50 year old male Class D personnel, with no prior family history of dementia.
Notes: Subject was ordered to place SCP-XXXX onto the vinyl player and then stop playback when they believed five minutes had elapsed. Subject was handed a 3x3 Rubik's cube, and told to solve it to the best of their ability. The completed time of the Side A was 12 minutes and 24 seconds.
Results: Subject quickly lost their dexterity and focus. Subject's cognitive awareness began to decline as the record started, which only worsened the further the record progressed. Five minutes elapsed without their acknowledgement. When the record's time had elapsed, Subject flipped the record to Side B, and resumed playback despite given no orders to do so. Guards entered with protective headphones and extracted both Subject and object without incident. Subject never regained lucidity. Subject euthanized. Plaques found at dissection in abundance within the finer areas of the brain gray matter.
The following is the output of SCP-XXXX, soundbyte has been identified as the song "Sweetheart of Sigma Chi" from 1933. Its anomalous effects removed through audio filtration.
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Entry Log 8
Subject: 21 year old female Class D personnel, with no prior family history of dementia.
Notes: For this test, SCP-XXXX is rigged inside a record player which can be played remotely. Subject was given a pen and paper, and told to draw what thoughts that they might have. The completed time of Side B was 45 minutes and 12 seconds.Results: Subject showed signs of placation once SCP-XXXX began outputting noise. D-XXXX began drawing a generic family, as well as other objects associated with early adolescence. As the record progressed, D-XXXX began to draw symbols representing what appears to be Russian cyrillic alphabet. Examples include "очищение"5, and "ее термоядерное возвращение"6.
Subject remained visibly calm with no agitation or stress present whatsoever. Subject removed from chamber after attempting to continue playback on the opposite side of the disk. Cognitive tests showed that D-XXXX had the mental capacity of a twelve year old, and was able to follow basic requests but never regained lucidity. Subject euthanized. Dissection confirmed the abundance of plaques, most notably in the hypothalamus.
The following is the output of SCP-XXXX, soundbyte has been identified as "We'll Meet Again", released in 1939. Its anomalous effects removed through audio filtration.
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Entry Log 15
Subject: 12 year old male adolescent civilian, with no prior family history of dementia.
Notes: Subject was placed in a testing chamber with SCP-XXXX inside a remotely controlled record player. The player would loop the disk to test mental endurance as in previous tests. The duration was 1 day, 14 hours, and 37 minutes.
Results: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Unidentified.
SITE-WIDE BULLETIN FROM THE O5 COUNCIL
I can't believe I have to fucking say this, but not for any reason do we allow child experimentation. I don't care, the answer is no.
Project Manager Adams has been detained and removed from her post. Project XXXX is suspended as of now, and an investigation is pending as to how, when, and who trafficked a civilian minor for experimentation. As for the disk, throw it under a damn lock and key. It works, people.
This kind of shit is zero-tolerance.
-O5-2
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Newlyweds!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 11 Feb 2021 21:39
I just stood there thinking about this place that I'm getting married. It's a small venue in the middle of the field, and it was pretty cheap. The foundation gives many advances. I looked at the guests while I wait for my soon-to-be husband to walk down the aisle. My parents weren't there. Obviously, they sent me to military school to be a man, and look what I'm doing *sigh* it doesn't bother me anymore. I look at the small crowd I meant all of these people while working at the foundation I think that how far I have gotten, I know this work is still dangerous to do I Usually do intelligence, but it always can be scary while I was thinking. He comes in. He's ready to walk down the aisle, and I start sweating. This is it. I am getting married to the love of my life. He slowly marches towards me. At that moment, I feel like my brain was blinking out; I was entranced. It felt so fast and too slow at the same time. Then he came close to me, And he holds my hand. I could feel myself blushing.
-We need to make the wedding Vows,
me - o-okay
then I look at the crowd. My hand's shaking. I start reciting the vows me- thank you, everyone, for coming in here. We are going to keep this brief. I think we were a perfect match between two people with estranged parents who has something to hide from the world, but I promised, whatever happens, we will deal with it together. Marriage officiant - the men in my left are you agreeing with this without pressure My Fiance - I do Marriage officiant - the men in my right are you agreeing with this without pressure without a second hesitation I said I do then he said I could kiss the groom Then our lips meet And I feel myself tearing up why We have done this multiple times But this time is special Symbolize the start of a new life 2 weeks later going to go back to the foundation It doesn't matter what the foundation throw at us I will always be with you
