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DATE: 13 Jul 2021 01:09

Special Containment Procedures: As a neaby star system, SCP-8564 cannot be contained. There are currently no sounds coming from the system that could be heard by the public.

Description: SCP-8564 is a star system 4 light years from Earth in the Lynx constellation. Studies have shown the system has a single star that has similar composition to the sun, as well as a rocky terrestrial planet similar to Earth in both size and distance from its parent star, hereby referred to as SCP-8564-A. Studies have also shown the definite possibility of SCP-8564-A having three moons.

Attempts were made to make contact with anything inside SCP-8564 due to the possibility of an anomalous method of interstellar contact, and the result was a series of sounds coming from what was later found to be SCP-8564-A. There has since been an anomalously advanced method of recording a number of data such as audio and temperature from SCP-8564-A that became available via unknown means (called SCP-8564-1), as well as confirming that life exists on SCP-8564-A. Currently, the following sounds have been recorded:

  • Roars
  • Flapping of wings
  • Faint metal clanking
  • Rare explosions

Other info has been found, such as:

  • Temperatures have been found to be that of fire in the majority of life forms on SCP-8564-A, with one constantly demonstrating a temperature of around 4,500 Kelvin
  • The largest species is known to be an average of 18 feet tall and is also sentient with an undetermined average IQ
  • The sentient species on SCP-8564-A live on something starting with the letters "py"
  • Different members of the intelligent species have different beliefs such as a religion strikingly similar to Buddhism and reincarnation

Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-6904!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 12 Jul 2021 23:55
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A victim of SCP-6904's vocalizations.

Item #: SCP-6904

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6904 is to be housed in a completely soundproof enclosure. Ear protection offering total sound neutralization must be provided to all personnel requiring access. Monitoring devices should possess no audio recording capability except those used during approved testing. Recordings must be labeled with appropriate hazard communication symbols. SCP-6904 must be fed a live mammal at a rate of approximately 8 kg per day, depending on the amount of preferred tissue available from the prey animal. In the event that prey expires prematurely, fresh prey must be provided or SCP-6904 will discontinue feeding. Deviations in feeding patterns are believed to be deleterious to its long-term health.

Description: SCP-6904 is a large bipedal creature, approximately 2.3 meters and 375 kg. It has some anatomical features of terrestrial birds but all attempts to taxonomically classify it have ended in frustration. Though its appearance has been reported to be disturbing, it poses no serious hazard. SCP-6904’s true danger lies in its vocalizations, which produce a Level-3 cognitohazard. Class-D personnel who have experienced the vocalizations report a bright, high-pitched warbling cry that pulses in a hypnotic fashion. All higher vertebrates with auditory capacity in the human range of hearing are rendered immobile by muscle spasms, in some cases severe enough to fracture bone, similar to a severe infection by Clostridium tetani. Extensor muscles are more affected, leaving the victim outstretched and exposing SCP-6904’s preferred tissues. In 60-70% of cases, victims will present with an arched back, widely opened eyes, and a facial rictus. Victims report extreme pain and a sense of dread at the prospect of being, “… trapped in my own body.”

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A victim's facial rictus.

Upon sighting prey and issuing its paralyzing vocalizations, SCP-6904 will then invariably approach and proceed to feed. No attempt is made by SCP-6904 to kill or disable its victims, as the paralysis renders them unable to struggle. Vital organs are usually left undamaged until days later when SCP-6904 has finished consuming its preferred tissues; the superficial flesh of the face, eyes, and neck. In addition to preserving its victims for as long as possible by avoiding their vital organs, SCP-6904’s saliva contains a coagulant that functions to prevent appreciable blood loss.

SCP-6904 poses little threat to personnel wearing required ear protection as it moves more slowly than average human walking speed and does not seem interested in ambulatory prey.

Powerful muscle relaxers have been successful in terminating the muscle spasms induced by SCP-6904’s vocalizations, but in ██% of cases, victims require █-██ weeks of rehabilitation to regain the use of [REDACTED].

Addendum 6904-01:
In vivo study of brain tissue affected by SCP-6904's vocalizations using Thaumaturgy Enhanced Magnetic Resonance Imaging (teMRI) has revealed that exposure causes immediate depolarization of the primary auditory cortex located in the superior temporal gyrus. The exact mechanism of how this cortical disruption propagates from the auditory centers to the motor cortex while leaving the cortical substrate of consciousness unaffected remains unknown. Signal analysis of the vocalizations has revealed nothing illuminating with respect to etiology but has established that electronic recordings of sufficient fidelity remain hazardous to humans.

Addendum 6904-02:
Observations of SCP-6904’s grooming and nesting behavior indicate that it likely belongs to a social species and that the particular specimen in containment may be experiencing pathological tendencies brought on by long-term captivity. Going forward, SCP-6904’s environment should be populated by no less than three stimulating objects. Stuffed animals have shown positive results but should be replaced periodically.

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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 22:19
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The object is to be kept in a 7 x 7 x 7 meter locked container. No personnel with level with clearance below 2 may enter, and only 4 personnel may enter at a time, and the door is to be closed and locked behind them. The container is to be guarded with security footage at all times, and audio recordings are not allowed inside or out or the chamber.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, 3 x 1 inch bose soundlink speaker, made out of aluminum, and some microscopic sliver. The object can not move, but it has an interest of communication to humans.

When the object is in stress or in anger, it starts to create a high pitched, white noise sound. Personnel have reported that the sound progressivly grows louder every 20 seconds. Until, after about 10 minutes, anyone who listened to the sound, will collapse to the ground, and the object will stop emiting the white noise and say "Action, complete". Docters have diagnosed that the collapsing was due to their brain(s) not getting enough oxygen. Thus, 05 Command has officially banned personnel from entering SCP-XXXX's chamber without wearing any noise-canceling earmuffs. Though, personnel in the observation room are not advised to wear earmuffs, unless the object starts emitting the white noise again.

If any personnel inside the observation room can hear the first part of SCP-XXXX's white noise, they are advised to put on the emergency earmuffs located near the corner of the room. If any personnel blackout during this process, other personnel are advised to put the earmuffs on them, doing so will provide concousness once again. If any security personnel are near the event where the white noise happens, they are advised to enter the observation room and look for extra emergency earmuffs.

Personnel have communicated with the object from the observation room, and from previous interviews, they said that the object has some sense of humor, but sometimes, this sense of humor will cause stress or sadness, to the object, and it will start to emit the white noise once again.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 12 Jul 2021 20:24
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard containment chamber, with soundproof walls at all times. Any damages done to the walls are to be repaired immediately.

If any personnel must enter its container, they must obligate level 4 clearance. In the event of an attack/breach, personnel are to equip soundproof earmuffs found within the observation room.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Bose Soundlink speaker, approximately 3 inches in height; composed of an aluminum casing.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-695-J!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 12 Jul 2021 19:45
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Item #: SCP-695-J

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-695-J is contained at Site-81 in a heavy containment locker inside an enclosed vat. The vat is to remain heated at a temperature between 170° Celsius and 250° Celsius. Personnel without Level-3 clearance or higher are restricted from accessing SCP-695-J. Personnel accessing SCP-695-J must be accompanied by no less than 2 Medical Staff specializing in biohazard studies. In the event on a containment breach, the sector in which SCP-695-J is located is to be locked down and MTF Beta-7 units are to be deployed immediately. Any infected staff are to be terminated on sight.

Description: SCP-695-J is a vat of chicken soup contaminated with a lethal bioweapon, which has severely modified SCP-695-J on a molecularly level. The contaminated chicken soup cannot be told apart from uncontaminated chicken soup.

SCP-695-J, upon being consumed, will immediately invade the stomach for a period of approximately 6 hours before seeping into the blood stream. During the period in which SCP-695-J is in the stomach, the subject will experience several symptoms on severe levels. These symptoms include diarrhea, throwing up, stomach pain, coughing, and chills. After invading the blood stream, SCP-695-J will begin killing blood cells and mutating the skin. The skin will begin turning red and breaking out in hives after roughly an hour of SCP-695-J being in the blood stream. Cuts will begin forming in the skin and bleed after approximately 4 hours of SCP-695-J invading the blood stream.

SCP-695-J was initially classified as Euclid upon discovering the bioweapon infesting the soup but would soon be reclassified as Keter following Incident-695-J-A.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Doctor. Bacon 6000 work!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 12 Jul 2021 17:25
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Item #: SCP-6XXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6XXX is to be contained within a

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: 6032 work backup if I wanna use later!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 12 Jul 2021 17:19
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SCP-6032

Item # SCP-6032

Object Class Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures SCP-6032 is only able to be reached by entering a state of REM sleep after consuming a mixture made of SCP-6032's sap. Due to SCP-6032's Thaumiel status this state is only to be entered by Personnel Class-4 or higher at any time.

Description: SCP-6032 is a 3 m tall Treelike-Humanoid entity with the anomalous ability to locate SCP's before they are created, and track SCP's that already exist. SCP-6032 has two faces paralleling one another, one is male while the other is female. SCP-6032 is capable of speech and has helped foundation personnel on multiple occasions.


SCP-6032's meeting with Doctor. Iro

Doctor.Iro: "Hello SCP-6032!"

SCP-6032's Male head: "Hello Iro, are you well?"

Doctor.Iro: "Yes 6032 I am well, how are you?"

SCP-6032's Male head: "we're doing just fine thank you."

SCP-6032's Male head: "Forgive us for asking but may we ask why you're here?"

Doctor.Iro: "I'm afraid I'm here because we need the assistance of you're counterpart…"

SCP-6032's Male head: "Oh we see… very well, we will wake her."

*SCP-6032's Female head Blinks awake as the male head drifts to sleep.*

SCP-6032's Female head: "Ah… It's you"

Doctor.Iro: "Hello SCP-6032, how are you today?"

SCP-6032's Female head: "Spare us the niceties, what do you want of us?"

Doctor.Iro: "very well, I need you to tell me where SCP-███ is."

SCP-6032's Female head: "all you fools ever seem to want of us is "find this" "Track that."

SCP-6032's Female head: "Why doesn't anyone ever ask us for food or a nice bed of leaves?"

Doctor.Iro: "Please just do it."

SCP-6032's Female head: "Fine Iro, have it your way"

*SCP-6032's Female head's eyes turn black and it begins mumbling incomprehensibly.*

SCP-6032's Female head: "SCP-███ is currently heading towards -REDACTED-."

Doctor.Iro: "Thank you."

SCP-6032's Female head: "Leave us now Iro."


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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 14:57

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An instance of SCP-XXXX-G

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained in a standard size insect enclosure with a temperate deciduous forest environment. The enclosure for SCP-XXXX must contain mechanical parts from different levels of technology. Plants in the SCP-XXXX are to be replaced weekly, with excess plant litter removed and incinerated. All personnel handling or working with SCP-XXXX must wear Foundation grade insect protection suits. Personnel that have come into direct skin contact with SCP-XXXX must notify the Site Director and enter quarantine.

Description: SCP-XXXX are small insects similar to to the Musca domestica (housefly) The physical make-up of an SCP-XXXX instance is made of a different mechanism, with nine variations recorded.

Designation Variation Description
SCP-XXXX-A Sundial Made of stone, the shadow on its clock is not affected by a light source in any way.
SCP-XXXX-B Pendulum Grandfather clock shaped. The variation swings left and right when flying.
SCP-XXXX-C Digital Uses more modern technology with wires and electricity. The loudest variation, it makes the noise of radio static.
SCP-XXXX-D Wristwatch leather wings and a silver centrepiece.
SCP-XXXX-E Cuckoo Blockier in shape and louder than the others due to it’s cuckoo mechanism.
SCP-XXXX-F Alarm Classic alarm clock shape and rings when flying.
SCP-XXXX-G Mechanical The oldest looking variation, more accurate timekeeping than the others.
SCP-XXXX-H Pocketwatch Silver or gold in colour, roundest shape and cleanest looking.
SCP-XXXX-I Electric Plastic gears and cogs instead of metal.

Each form has the respective time telling device where it's abdomen would be, either on its top or underside. Their bodies are currently under investigation as to whether or not they are alive or merely electricity run. The noise they produce is dependant on the form, SCP-####-F sounding like an alarm clock SCP-####-A having no sound at all. The decibel levels of each one are measured below.

Designation dB level
SCP-XXXX-A 0
SCP-XXXX-B 40
SCP-XXXX-C 80
SCP-XXXX-D 10
SCP-XXXX-E 50
SCP-XXXX-F 60
SCP-XXXX-G 40
SCP-XXXX-H 10
SCP-XXXX-I 20

When an instance of SCP-XXXX comes into contact with an entity, the clock mechanism on its body will begin to increase in speed by 200%. The affected will begin to rapidly age. The speed and severity of this effect depend on the age of the entity and the number of SCP-XXXX instances that are in contact with its body. The more there are the more the body will age, with more instances in contact causing speeding up of the effect. Reports have come in that swarms of SCP-XXXX will reduce a living being to a pile of viscera within minutes of landing on them. The younger they are the more time it will take for them to be destroyed.

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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 08:09
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Item #: SCP-001-T

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-001-T has to be contained in a glass box, at least 5cm thick, in the dimensions of 30x35x30 centimeters. The glass box must be contained in a chamber 7x its size, hence 2.1x2.45x2.1 meters. The chamber's walls must be at least 0.5 meters thick and must be made out of solid metal, especially pure lead.


Procedure:

They forget their IDs and how to do complex tasks.


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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 04:10


BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file is Level 4/6000 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

» SUBMIT FOR RETINAL ID CONFIRMATION «




Welcome back, Director Moose.




NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following two file revisions were found in the SCP-6000 slot when it was automatically pregenerated as an empty placeholder by SCiPnet on June 25th, 2022. No file history was available.

Due to the content therein and the questionable circumstances of its discovery, the O5 Council has elected to leave this file unaltered. None of the events that follow have occurred. The coordinates listed as the location of SCP-6000 contain nothing of note.

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA


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Item #: Citizen M38735 - Michael (Mike) Peterson

Object Class: Spectrum Authorized Citizen

Special Containment Procedures: Spectrum Authorized Citizen M38735 is the fully-licensed owner of Home-08 Block-49289, United States of America. It is a Class-7 housing facility. He resides there with three other residents, Citizen F5993245 (Lucille (Lucy) Peterson, Spouse), Citizen F8857861 (Marie Peterson, child), and Citizen F10473960 (Clementine Peterson, child).

Description: Spectrum Authorized Citizen M38735 is an Adult Male, 34 orbits (5,698.7 standardized time units) of age. M38735 has the following features: Brown Hair (Length approx. 5in), Green Eyes. M38735 is approx. 5'11" in height, 1.4' total length (3.6 with arms extended), and weighs approx. 130 lbs. M38735 is an Escapee, but was previously employed at the Spectrum Office of Consumption Intake Assessment Filing as a Quality Control and Assessment agent.

M38735 possesses the following licenses: License to Live, License to Breath, License to operate sensory receptors, License to Think, License to Experience Simple Emotion, License to Experience Complex Emotion, License to Serve, License to Speak, License to own basic property, License to own a housing unit, License to Marry, License to Reproduce, License to Earn Credits, License to Parenthood.

M38735 has filed for the following licenses, which are pending: License to Die.

M38735 has filed for the following licenses, which are denied: License to Asphyxiate, License to Escape, Exemption License for Spectrum Information Acquisition and Regulation.

Addendum M38735-1: Not Applicable

NOTICE FROM THE SPECTRUM OFFICE OF DOCUMENTATION STUDY AND METHODOLOGY

Spectrum Says: Hello, M38735!

It appears you have located a documentation method that is not currently utilized by Spectrum. Spectrum currently has 137 instances of this documentation format (excl. outliers). After review of this documentation, the Spectrum Office of Unutilized Documentation Filing, in conjunction with the Spectrum Office of Improper Documentation Punishment Determination, has found you guilty of the following discrepancies as they pertain to your completion of a Miscellaneous "SCP Article" document type:

  • "Item #" category improperly filled (requires the letters "SCP-" followed by an unused four-digit code.)
  • "Object Class" category improperly filled (requires the use of the terms "Safe," "Euclid," "Keter," etc.)
  • "Special Containment Procedures" category improperly filled (requires a description of a method of containing an entity considered by humans to be abnormal or "anomalous.")
  • "Description" category improperly filled (requires a description of an entity considered to be abnormal or "anomalous.")
  • "Addendum" category improperly filled (requires an attachment or attachments of other related documents.)
  • Documentation submitted from an unauthorized or unknown location.

Due to the underdeveloped understanding of Miscellaneous "SCP Article" documents, the Spectrum Department of Documentation Study and Methodology has allotted you four (4) appeal attempt issuations, including the appeal attempt form found below. Please complete and submit this form as soon as is conceivably possible.

-Spectrum Office of Documentation Study and Methodology (in conjunction with the Spectrum Department of Voided Documentation Appeal Request Issuation.)

Spectrum: Be Regal, Stay Legal!

SPECTRUM IMPROPER DOCUMENTATION APPEAL FORM #8772400265

ID: M38735

Voided Document Type: Miscellaneous "SCP Article"

Reason for Improper Documentation Completion Select any of the following that are applicable:

( ) I did not intend to complete this document properly.
(✓) I did not fully understand the purpose of this document.
( ) I experienced a health issue which prevented me from completing this document properly.*
(✓) I did not fully understand what was asked of me for one or more categories.
( ) I did not fully understand the words written on the document, although they are in my native language.
( ) I did not fully understand the words written on the document as they are written in a language that I do not know well enough.
( ) I ran out of writing materials to properly complete the document with.
( ) I submitted the document too early.
( ) Other**:

Place document in nearest documentation acquisition receptacle and a Spectrum Documentation Retrieval process will initiate.

*this may require the completion of a supplementary Spectrum Hospitalization Documentation Pamphlet.
**you may attach an extra sheet of paper to continue writing, if necessary.

NOTICE FROM THE SPECTRUM DEPARTMENT OF VOIDED DOCUMENTATION APPEALS

Spectrum says: Hi! My name is E-F40482, your Spectrum Department of Voided Documentation Appeals Associate. It's a pleasure to meet you!

Recently, you submitted SPECTRUM IMPROPER DOCUMENTATION APPEAL FORM #8772400265, in order to appeal the following discrepancies, as they relate to your completion of a Miscellaneous "SCP Article" document:

  • "Item #" category improperly filled (requires the letters "SCP-" followed by an unused four-number code.)
  • "Object Class" category improperly filled (requires the use of the terms "Safe," "Euclid," "Keter," etc.)
  • "Special Containment Procedures" category improperly filled (requires a description of a method of containing an abnormal or "anomalous" entity.)
  • "Description" category improperly filled (requires a description of an abnormal or "anomalous" entity.)
  • "Addendum" category improperly filled (requires an attachment or attachments of other related documents.)
  • Documentation submitted from an unauthorized or unknown location.

On your SPECTRUM IMPROPER DOCUMENTATION APPEAL FORM #8772400265, you indicated that these discrepancies occurred because:

  • I did not fully understand the purpose of this document.
  • I did not fully understand what was asked of me for one or more categories.

After careful review by the Spectrum Voided Documentation Appeals Consideration Committee, your appeal has been ACCEPTED.

Additionally, the Spectrum Office of Benevolence, in conjunction with the Spectrum Department of Documentation Copy Distribution as well as the Spectrum Office of Documentation Study and Methodology, has seen fit to provide you with one (1) accepted Miscellaneous "SCP Article" document to be used as an example. The Spectrum Office of Documentation Study and Methodology will be expecting a recompleted Miscellaneous "SCP Article" document to have been submitted within the next seven (7) days.

Yours truly, E-F40482
Spectrum Department of Voided Documentation Appeals

Spectrum: Because Everyone is Different!

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