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DATE: 11 Jul 2021 02:53

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be maintained in an glass holding cell with an alternating electrical current sustained at all times. The Cell should measure 0.5 cubic meters in length to ensure proper storage of the entity. If the electrical field is damaged or rendered offline SCP personnel should evacuate SCP-XXXX's holding cell until electrical current is re-established. Further measures are to be taken in the form of an 2x2 meter steel vault which can be flooded in order to prevent containment breach of SCP-XXXX.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a twin pair of distinctive stage masks resembling those created 14th century England. When the entities are threatened with destruction SCP-XXXX has the ability to manifest an physical form from dark energy. The means of which are unknown however witnesses have described feeling, "Their very essence drained from their body." When SCP-XXXX Manifests the masks appear to be worn by an dark mass of energy. This energy SCP-XXXX-1 is seen as a Keter level threat due to being un-stoppable with conventional weaponry. SCP-XXXX is still classified as Euclid as a result of relatively simple means of preventing manifestation (see containment procedures). The manifestation is an approximately 2.5 meter tall Humanoid entity with bulging extremities and eyes which invoke feelings of extreme nausea into it's viewers. Found in the ruins of an 16th century playhouse in Rome it is believed that SCP-XXXX has managed to manifest physical form without the threat of destruction, more research is required.

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DATE: 11 Jul 2021 00:31
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Ítem #: SCP-1905

Clasificación del Objeto: Seguro

Procedimientos Especiales de Contención: SCP-1905 está encerrado dentro de un casillero de almacenamiento en el ala de contención de armas anómalas del Sitio-83. El acceso a SCP-1905 está restringido según los procedimientos estándar de manejo de armas de fuego anómalas. SCP-1905 ha de ser limpiado a fondo antes y después de ser probado.

Descripción: SCP-1905 es un rifle de detención1 con cámara para el calibre .577 Tyrannosaur. SCP-1905 carece de número de serie y no posee marcas de fabricación. El lado izquierdo de la culata de SCP-1905 muestra las frases "Jur-ass-kick"2 y "Dino-sore"3 inscritas en esta. Cuando SCP-1905 es recargado dentro de 3 metros de un individuo capaz de dispararlo, una instancia de SCP-1905-1 se manifestará espontáneamente relativamente cerca a SCP-1905. SCP-1905 fallará a menos que sea apuntado directamente a una instancia de SCP-1905-1.

Instancias de SCP-1905-1 son seres conscientes que se asemejan físicamente a varios miembros del superorden Dinosauria. Instancias de SCP-1905-1 han mostrado un alto grado de hostilidad. En el momento de la escritura de este artículo, instancias de SCP-1905-1 han mostrado asemejarse a más de ██ especies diferentes de dinosaurios durante las pruebas. Todas las instancias de SCP-1905-1 se han asemejado a dinosaurios que se sabe existieron durante el periodo Cretácico; la mayoría de instancias se han asemejado a especímenes de Tyrannosaurus rex o Triceratops horridus.

Instancias de SCP-1905-1 están principalmente compuestas de fibra de vidrio y yeso; no muestran un nivel de resistencia anormal y cesan de funcionar en cuanto reciben una cantidad suficiente de daño a su infraestructura. Un solo disparo de SCP-1905 provocará la destrucción inmediata de una instancia de SCP-1905-1 independientemente del lugar donde haya hecho contacto con el objeto. Si SCP-1905 sigue cargado tras la destrucción de la instancia de SCP-1905-1, una nueva instancia de SCP-1905-1 se materializará en corta proximidad a SCP-1905.

Registro de Recuperación 1905: SCP-1905 fue descubierto en la zona rural de ████████ el ██/██/████. Activos de la Fundación en la zona rastrearon múltiples supuestos "avistamientos de dinosaurios" a la residencia de ███ ██████, de 24 años de edad. SCP-1905 fue encontrado dentro de una granja cerca al cuerpo del Sr. ██████. Una instancia de SCP-1905-1 presente dentro de la granja fue atacada y destruida por el equipo de recuperación. El intento inicial de trasladar a SCP-1905 al Sitio-83 fue infructuoso (Ver Registro de Incidente 1905-Alfa). SCP-1905 fue recuperado de los restos de la aeronave de transporte sin daños y fue exitosamente trasladado al Sitio-83.

+ Documento Suplementario 1905-Delta

Registro de Incidente 1905-Alfa: Durante la contención inicial, el personal de recuperación se olvidó de descargar a SCP-1905 antes de almacenarlo para transporte al Sitio-83. Aproximadamente 14 minutos tras la salida hacia el Sitio-83, una instancia de SCP-1905-1 se manifestó en la cabina de la aeronave de transporte; el control de esta fue perdido poco después, ocasionando que la aeronave se estrellara en un área de bosque pequeña. Información sobre el accidente fue suprimida exitosamente y SCP-1905 fue recuperado intacto.

Footnotes

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 16:39

Item Number: SCP-6031

Object Class: Euclid

Description: SCP-6031 is an 11 year old juvenile male. Found abandoned in a forest in Southern Alaska. The MTF team that found SCP-6031 noted that it had a highly convincing and manipulative nature, while not posing any immediate threat. SCP-6031 is also very sadistic and often comments on how it wishes "the world would just explode already". SCP-6031 willingly went with the MTF team to Site-██. On the way, MTF noted that SCP-6031 was quite clairvoyant. SCP-6031 could predict anything in the future it wished to [Hence why it's called The Clairvoyant]. However, the reason the MTF team took SCP-6031 as an anomaly is because it demonstrated it could kill anything simply by touching it if it wanted to. SCP-6031 does not age or mature any more than it already has. SCP-6031 can be helpful to people if it feels like it.

Whenever SCP-6031 kills something, it disintegrates into a highly alkaline blue fluid that will cause the same fate to whoever comes into contact with the fluid. This fluid will eventually dissipate over time.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6031 is to be held in a Level-3 clearance standard containment cell with nothing specifically different, as SCP-6031 doesn't pose an immediate threat to human life unless extremely aggravated. SCP-6031 is allowed to communicate with staff. SCP-6031's asked for books in it's cell, specifically about Microbiology or Infectious Diseases, Site Command allowed it. [See Addendum 1]. SCP-6031 has never attempted to breach containment, and has explained it sees no reason to.

Addendum 1: "Can I have books to read? It's pretty boring in here." "What kind of books?" - Dr. Garza. "I'm actually interested in Microbiology."…

Addendum 2: SCP-6031 when asked about what it thought of SCP-049 (due to the interest in Infectious Diseases from SCP-6031), said "I mean at least he tries, but he would do much better if he learned modern medicine and used things like antibiotics to cure the plague."

Addendum 3: SCP-6031 when asked about SCP-008 said "I see no point in making the walking dead. I'd rather keep my victims alive to make them suffer if I was a virus."
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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 16:19

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a glass cubic box (2.5m x 2.5m x 2.5m). Level 1 clearance is needed to access SCP-XXXX but supervision from a security member is also required.

Class-D testing is authorised. Class-D personnel must wear SCP-XXXX and note down any immediate effects upon wearing SCP-XXXX. Once SCP-XXXX is taken off, physical examinations will be needed to see any change in the subject's health.

Class-D testing is no longer permitted. SCP-XXXX is to only be accessed for janitorial servicing.

SCP-XXXX must be cleaned bimonthly (once every two months) with a sodium bicarbonate solution to prevent copper corrosion or oxidation. Security personnel must supervise any janitors cleaning SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Spartan helmet that is assumed to be used during the Battle of Thermopylae (400 BCE). SCP-XXXX is made of a copper substance and was discovered in an archeological site in Laconia, Greece (located in the Peloponnese peninsula).

SCP-XXXX is a volatile anomaly. Once a person wears SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will release a sharp blade (hidden within the backside of itself) down the neck of the subject, merely touching the cervical spinal cord. Attempting to remove SCP-XXXX will result in the spine being severed from SCP-XXXX's blade. This will paralyse the subject and cause blood loss, slowly killing the subject.

SCP-XXXX has been relocated to [DATA EXPUNGED] in Site-16 as of June 2021.

Addendum:

Incident XXXX-1:

When SCP-XXXX was first put into containment in Site-16, a test involving a Class-D and Dr. Lanktorn (senior research member) was scheduled on [REDACTED]. The test resulted in the death of Subject D-4721. A video log of the test has been recovered recently:

VIDEO LOG

DATE: [REDACTED]

NOTE: This video log is an example of SCP-XXXX's abilities and lethality.

[BEGIN LOG]

[00:01]: D-4721 enters SCP-XXXX's chamber.

[00:03]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, take SCP-XXXX out of its container. Handle it with care.

[00:10]: D-4721 takes SCP-XXXX out of its box.

[00:12]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, place SCP-XXXX on your head.

[00:15]: SCP-XXXX is worn by D-4721. No reaction is present.

[00:18]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, do you feel different upon wearing SCP-XXXX?

[00:25]: D-4721: (Calm) Not yet. I can't really feel anything strange.

[00:32]: DR. LANKTORN: (Writing on notepad) Ok, report any strange sensations or pain to us.

[1:23]: After almost a minute of waiting, a sound of a blade unsheathing is heard followed by screaming from D-4721. Blood appears on the back of D-4721's neck.

[1:24]: D-4721: (Screaming in agony) Doctor, get this thing off of me!

[1:29]: DR. LANKTORN: (Stern) D-4721, remain calm and still.

[1:36]: DR. LANKTORN: (On radio) This is Dr. Lanktorn, requesting medical staff. We have a situation regarding SCP-XXXX. It seems to have attacked Subject D-4721. We are unsure of what has exactly happened but there is a visible injury on the test subject's neck, possibly damaging the test subject's artery or spinal cord.

[2:05]: D-4721 attempts to take off SCP-XXXX.

[2:10]: DR. LANKTORN: D-4721, do not touch or provoke SCP-XXXX. Do not attempt to try and take off SCP-XXXX. Wait for medical staff to arrive.

[2:30]: D-4721 tries to take off SCP-XXXX again. He falls on the floor and does not move

[2:35]: DR. LANKTORN: Subject D-4721, can you hear us?

[2:43]: No response is given from D-4721.

[2:47]: DR. LANKTORN: D-4721, please respond.

[2:54]: Still no response is given from D-4721.

[2:56]: DR. LANKTORN: (On radio) We have an update on SCP-XXXX. The test subject is presumed deceased as of now. No response is given from the test subject. We need an update on when medical staff is arriving.

[3:34]: //Two medical officers enter the room and check D-4721.

[3:42]: MEDICAL OFFICER 1: No pulse. Subject is confirmed dead. We will have to assess the damages caused by SCP-XXXX.

[3:56]: DR. LANKTORN: Understood.

[4:00]: The two medical officers take off SCP-XXXX and check the injury site.

[4:46]: MEDICAL OFFICER 2: D-4721's cervical spinal cord has been completely severed. There has also been some damage on the carotid artery and the jugu-.

[END LOG]

Dr. Lanktorn was interviewed shortly after this incident. It has been decided by O5-██ to cancel any further testing on SCP-XXXX.

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 11:49
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is stored in a standard sized room with heat and sound insulated walls, made of steel, lined with mirrors, at temperatures ranging from -23 to 23 degrees Celsius, guarded by 8 armed personnel, monitored by hidden cameras…

Description: SCP-XXXX is an intelligent, humanoid anomaly that measures 2 meters (x) kilograms.

SCP-XXXX has light red skin (almost white), wears a white mask on his face, and has short claws on his fingers.
SCP-XXX has a heavy impact on human psychology, (It has good effects on psychology in God form, it will cause irreversible psychological problems on the person if one sees it in his true form.) Paranoia, hallucinations, irrational fear, nausea, anger are some of them.

SCP was discovered through a notebook written in letter/diary style found by foundation staff member A. C.

Notebook is attached below.

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Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 10:28
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX requires an extremely specific containment procedure due to its ability to spawn itself from any graphical representation whatever the medium. This includes photographs, digital or analog, videos or still. Its even been known to metamorphosis itself from paintings that are hundreds of years old. XXXX must be kept in a one by one meter lead containment chamber lined with highly reflective material (mirrors/highly polished metal). Under absolutely no circumstances can the anomaly be watched/recorded on security feed.

Description: There are currently fifteen XXXX anomalies in containment as of 2017, with an estimated 100 more or so still evading capture. Witness reports from both civilians as well as D-Class personnel involved during testing with the anomaly have described XXXX as roughly twelve to fourteen feet in height, along with having grayish deteriorating skin where, in some places, has eroded to show a black exoskeleton.

Addendum:

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DATE: 10 Jul 2021 01:16 
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Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX's sentience, it is to be contained in a small standard humanoid containment chamber.

Addendum: At SCP-XXXX's request, along with its compliant behevor, it has been moved a standard humanoid containment chamber along, along with the necessary changes to ensure its furnishings are of commiserate with its size

Addendum: By order of Site-YY director and with approval of O5-█, due to its contributions to the foundation, it is to be moved into an on site single room dormitory and given level 1 clearance, with any higher clearance to be approved via site director

Addendum: Due to incident-ZZ, SCP-XXXX has been moved back into a standard humanoid containment chamber as disciplinary action but is still permitted to interact with site staff during normal working hours. Return to its previous containment and privileges is dependent on its conduct and authorization of Site YY director.

Note: As a part of the Numaeh Initiative derived from the work of Senior Researcher Stanley Huxtable (see SCP-5031) and both the SCP-XXXX having showing no other anomalous properties and its pro-social behavior, Site Director YY has been granted permission to provide accommodations and rewards to SCP-XXXX for behavior deemed beneficial to both ensuring continued containment without resistance and to the Foundation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 35.56 cm tall anthropomorphic kangaroo doll, having previously been owned by Dr AAAA, from the "edutainment" show Katy the Curious series of the 1980's that aired on various public broadcasting stations. It is capable and moving and communicating on its own, despite its interior still being made of Polyester Fiber. It has a learning rate commensurate with a normal human and is capable of making independent discoveries, motivating its own success, and finding unique solutions to questions poised to it. It has been subjected to the Pallapothu Sentience Test(PST) and found to have passed with a 96% level of confidence, and passed the Goodfellow Sapiance Test(GST) with a level of confidence of 98%. Due to this, the Ethics Committee is to meet every six months and review its file in order to ensure that SCP-XXXX is not being ethically mistreated (As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-5).

Addendum: SCP-XXXX has requested that a magnet be sewed onto its front right limb in order for it to act as an ad hoc hand. After getting authorization from the Ethics Committie, the procedure has been carried out by an experience seamstress. Using this magnet, it can attach small items to it, primarily a tiny disk with an electrostatic field disruption element in order to be able to use touch screen tablets, to which it uses for a variety of things such as taking notes, running programs, reading Foundation approved material, and as observed by Researcher Wenda, to play digitized versions of board games such as Checkers.

Addendum 1 - History


Before becoming anomoulus, SCP-XXXX owned by Dr. Fir, kept in his desk as part of an agreement between him, his immediate boss, and foundation HR to help him with deal with [redacted]. Due to his worry that it would make him the subject of ridicule, it was kept in his desk when his office had visitors.
SCP-XXXX was discovered initially during a sweep for survivors after a breech of SCP-682

Katy the Curious was an animated show produced by Australia’s Public Broadcasting Service in the 1980’s that ran nine seasons. Featuring the eponymous Katy the Kangaroo, its central focus was on providing the viewer with rudimentary scientific knowledge like gravity, the weather, geology, macrobiology, but it does not elaborate further into the fields beyond what a pre-schooler would understand. It was picked up by several government broadcasting services during its run, including a few PBS stations in the United States.

Date: OPTIONAL

Subject: Site-[Redacted]/SCP-XXXX

Subcommittee Chair: Dr Kon

Members: Dr Clark, Dr Gonzalas, Dr Kon

As per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, unless the site director or higher expunges the file, this is kept on SCP-XXXX's file for future refrence

Dr Kon: Recorder is on

Dr Kon: Alright, we are here to exmaine SCP-XXXX's, all in attendence state your name, rank, and that you are of sound mind and body.

Dr Clark: Dr Clark, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Gonzalas: Dr Gonzalas, Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Dr Kon, Senior Researcher, I am of sound body and mind

Dr Kon: Right, so in addition to this being the first time we're meeting to evaluate SCP-XXXX's containment conditions as being ethical, as per Sapiance Protocol Λ-3, since it has requested to talk with someone authorized to allow visitation.

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn has loosely interpreted the statement "Can I talk to someone who is authorized?" as "Can I talk to the Assistant Site Director"

Dr Kon: First thing is first, its passed the PST and GST so we need to go through the checklist. During its inital evaluation, it did not seem to be physically harmed and does not seem to be in constant pain. Has its prescribed containment become unbearable for it?

Dr Gonzalas: Xyn did note it requested a bigger containment cell.

Dr Kon: But will it suffer unduly if we don't provide?

Dr Gonzalas: I don't think so.

Dr Kon: Right so who here votes to provide it with a normal sized containment cell? Speak up, as usual the audio recorder can't see your hands

Dr Kon: No one?

Dr Kon: Request rejected. Next, is it eating and sleeping well?

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX dosen't eat. But it does sleep or have an approximate version of it from anywhere between 5 to 9 hours. However its noted that this sleep is not habitual.

Dr Clark: Anything we can do?

Dr Gonzalas: We could introduce a day/night cycle using the lights in its containment cell. See if that helps it.

Dr Kon: Motion to pass?

Dr Clark: Aye

Dr Gonzalas: Aye

Dr Kon: Aye

Dr Kon: Right, jotting it down. Does it need socalization?

Dr Clark: And now is when we start to talk about Dr Fir.

Dr Kon: What do you mean?

Dr Gonzalas: Its been requesting to speak with Dr Fir everytime staff interacts with it

Dr Kon: And?

Dr Clark: Site Director is worried that some secondary SCP effect with manifest if SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir meet.

Dr Gonzalas: Um, given SCP-XXXX's history, wouldn't Dr Fir qualify as family?

Dr Kon: Absolutely not. Using the Bright Family as an example, members are ether blood related, tangentially blood related with respect to Dr Bright themself, or related by marriage. This is just a 35 year old man's emotional coping mechanism. Ether he'll grow up or give up.

Dr Kon: Has Dr Fir requested visitation with SCP-XXXX?

Dr Clark: Dr Fir is still recovering from having the ceiling fall on him, but since then he has made three request, all three denied.

Dr Gonzalas: I'm worried that the Site Director is right on this one. He cites SCP-1913 in his reasoning.

Dr Clark: I'd like to point out that the instances of SCP-1913 have been violent in their attempts to reunite, as opposed to the verbal requests of SCP-XXXX and the bureaucracy requests of Dr Fir.

Dr Gonzalas: What was SCP-XXXX's Hume reading at containment?

Dr Clark: Um… 1.2 Humes, plus of minus error

Dr Gonzalas: That's awfully low.

Dr Clark: Hume level's aren't the end all be all. There are still anomalous items out there with Hume levels close to 1.

Dr Gonzalas: Yeah but that's like viruses and robotics, right? This thing is a stuffed doll that can move and talk on its own. Has Dr Fir hume rating been tested?

Dr Clark: Um, according to his file last measurement was a year ago and he was well within acceptable parameters.

Dr Gonzalas: I think we should request he get measured again.

Dr Clark: I'll jott it down

Dr Kon: Why are we talking about Dr Fir? This is about SCP-XXXX

Dr Gonzalas: SCP-XXXX and Dr Fir are linked.

Dr Kon: How?

Dr Gonzalas: Did you miss the part on the timeline that shows they've been together for 30 years?

Dr Clark: It only became anomalous over three weeks ago, I'd argue the two only had 3 hours of time together, tops. It even shows on record that when we initially scanned it, it was at 1 hume.

Dr Gonzalas: So it starts at 1 hume, jumps to 1.2, during a containment breech of SCP-682? That can't be coincidence. Anything else breech during that time?

Dr Clark: SCP-AAAA, SCP-BBBB, and SCP-CCCC, but none of them have had a record of 'making an inanament object animate'.

Dr Gonzalas: You know, 100 bucks says that this is some AWCY or Dr Wondertainment bullshit. Site breeches, one of those two wave their hands and suddenly the kangaroo starts hopping. Former to make a point, the latter as a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Dr Clark: Could be The Folks for who Names are Power4? Could be more in line with a fairy tale then we realize…

Dr Kon: Stop. First off don't you fucking dare mention anything about "them" again. Now I have to flag this recording and have the Eshu team examine it. Last thing we need is the Eshu team to be air lifted here to try and figure out what the fuck happened to us and our names. Second, We have 33 other SCPs to go through. Is it our goal to figure out how SCP-XXXX was created?

Dr Gonzalas: No.

Dr Clark: No.

Dr Kon: Then stop taking potshots in the dark and leave it to SCP-XXXX's research team to figure out what happened. Our goal is to figure out if it needs socialization.

Dr Clark: And if it qualifies for Sapiance Protocol Λ-3?

Dr Kon: It does. But we can file a memo with the site director citing our individual objections. Now, getting back to the matter at hand. Does it need socialization? Do we need to throw a D-Class in the cell for 2 hours a day to make sure that it dosen't get depressed or suicidal and to keep the foundation as ethically clean as possible?

Dr Gonzalas: There is a note on here from Samantha that its mood seems to be getting worse and she's volunteered to provide it with socialization time.

Dr Kon: Has SCP-XXXX shown to be a danger to itself or others?

Dr Gonzalas: Um, no apparently its been knee deep in a math textbook when working

Dr Clark: Shutting it away with just math to keep it entertained? Now that sounds like a job for this ethics subcommittee.

Dr Kon: As long as Samantha gets site director approval and understands that she is to do this in her free time and that SCP-XXXX could turn into a giant eldritch beast who could do many abhorrent things to her, sure. It's her funeral.

Dr Gonzalas: I'll prepare the paperwork.

Dr Kon: Anything else? Otherwise lets move on.

[Silence]

Dr Kon: Good, stopping the recording

Dr Clark: Says here the cafeteria is serving beef stew again, I vote we file an official query into the matter since we are the ethi-

[RECORDING STOPS]

Eshu Team Addendum:
Jesus where to begin. While Dr Clark was authorized to have knowledge of A group of beings who live in a very faraway place, the fact that he carelessly discussed the particular topic not only put himself at risk, but everyone in that room and even trigger for a potential cascade of containment breeches shows that he obviously dosen't appreciate the how serious the subject is. Do you people want to find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names? Because careless speech about such things is how you find yourselves suddenly part of a mystical duck's cloaca and without names. Recommended that Dr Carp be docked 3 months pay and that Class C Amnestics be given to Dr Carp. Its obviously he can not be trusted to keep certain memories and its best that he be purged of them immediately.5 —Dr Pine Forest

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DATE: 09 Jul 2021 22:39

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CCTV footage of SCP-████ mid containment breach

Item #: SCP-████

Object Class: Safe? Keter? One of the two…

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of the object is neither possible nor necessary. If it is spotted in a facility, run.

Description: SCP-████ is a 4ft6 humanoid entity. It has a blocky body structure, and its skin is a red pigment. Many have pointed out similarities to the main character in the video game "████ ████".

SCP-████ will manifest at a Foundation facility 5 minutes prior to a catastrophic event. This is usually a mass containment breach or GoI raid. In all instances, SCP-████ dies a horrific (and sometimes humorous) death. These deaths include:

  • Death by gunshot wound
  • Death by asphyxiation
  • Death by reality rupture
  • Death by explosion
  • Death by fire
  • Death by getting crushed by a door
  • Death by falling piano
  • Death by falling filing cabinet
  • Death by falling care package
  • Death by [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • Death by physically cringing too hard
  • Death by stabbing
  • Death by anal intercourse7
  • Death by stubbing pinky toe at just the right angle
  • Death by anti-cheat8
  • Death by book
  • Death by piss
  • Death by shit
  • Death by cum
  • Death by vore

Addendum-████-1: A notebook was recovered following the death of an SCP-████ instant. The title of the book read "Tales, Canons, and Other Works By DrDapperDrDapper." The following were the contents found within the book.

Tales:

The Scottish Goliath
The Minutemen

Canons:

SCPs:

Misc:

Co-Authored Works:

Achievements:

Addendum-████-2: After further investigation into SCP-████9, it has been confirmed to be a certified SCP-[REDCATED] simp. Under no circumstances is it to be allowed anywhere near Site-17.10
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DATE: 09 Jul 2021 22:37

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure, on-site locker, monitored by surveillance footage and two (2) guards at all times. SCP-XXXX must be contained within a durable, leather wallet alongside four (4) different brands of credit cards. These credit cards, referred to as "decoys," must be identical to SCP-XXXX in terms of shape, size, and composition.

In the event of a security breach in which SCP-XXXX goes missing, all decoys will have their transactions monitored to track down unauthorized personnel attempting to use SCP-XXXX.

If SCP-XXXX is relocated to another site, it must be contained as far as possible from on-site facilities that engage in credit card transactions, such as the cafeteria.

As of 07/24/2027, experimentation with SCP-XXXX must be approved by two (2) senior researchers (see Test Log). As of 07/28/2027, experimentation with SCP-XXXX is forbidden (see Incident Report). Personnel attempting to interact with SCP-XXXX without O5 approval are subject to enhanced interrogation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metal credit card designed by the company ████████ ███████. It has a width of 101.62 mm, a height of 50.84 mm, and is twice as thick as a standard metallic card (1.68 mm). Samples have determined the card to be composed of stainless steel, copper, and █████.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects are triggered whenever the following conditions are met:

  • SCP-XXXX is inserted into a credit card terminal.
  • A vendor sells a product or service to a customer.
  • The customer prints their signature on the terminal.11

After a successful transaction, the vendor will receive a cash payment equivalent to the price of the item sold.12 This begins a "grace period," ranging from 30 minutes to 6 hours, before the customer, now designated "SCP-XXXX-1," experiences a sudden decline in physical health.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

  • Upwards of 1500 mL of blood loss.
  • Deep wounds and scars.13
  • Broken and chipped teeth.
  • Fractured and dislocated bones.
  • Irreversible damage to vital organs.
  • A manifestation of chrometophobia.14
  • A sudden realization of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.

Experiments have determined a consistent pattern between the cost of the item and the amount of pain inflicted by SCP-XXXX. In addition, tests have shown that symptoms of SCP-XXXX, albeit extreme, are never lethal to SCP-XXXX-1, regardless of the item's price (see Test Log).

Addendum:

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Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX-1 is to be stored in the Site-19 Office. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained in a standard containment cell. This cell is to contain at least 20 unique items or books. SCP-XXXX is to be utilized at least once per day.

Use of SCP-XXXX is restricted to personnel with Level 2 security clearance or above with authorization from Senior Researcher Dr. Samantha Colt.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a program running on a Apple Power Macintosh G3 Mini Tower, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX, when opened, reveals a window containing 2 fields. The first field, known as the Criterion, is situated on the top of the window. The second field, known as the List, is much larger than the Criterion and is located directly underneath. Any list typed into the List category will be sorted by the Criterion with perfect accuracy. Sorting time varies, but never takes any longer than 10 seconds. This is considered the primary effect of SCP-XXXX.

When SCP-XXXX-1 is left alone with a set of objects for an extended period of time, SCP-XXXX may 'sort' them, placing them together in a random section of the room, sorted neatly via some random criteria. This is considered the secondary effect of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum XXXX.1: Test Log 1

For this test, lists and criteria were inputted into SCP-XXXX's interface.

Name: Dr. Samantha Colt
Criterion: Population
List: Every US State
Result: A list of every US state, perfectly sorted by population.

Name: Dr. Erica Stone
Criterion: Word count
List: A set of books from the Site 19 Library
Result: A sorted list of books. Analysis confirms that they were sorted by word count.

Name: Dr. Eric Baumann
Criterion: Time at Site 19
List: A list of various employees at Site 19
Result: A sorted list. Analysis confirms that it was sorted by the criterion indicated.

Name: Dr. Samantha Colt
Criterion: Number of molecules
List: A set of labeled glasses of water.
Result: A sorted list. Analysis indicates that it sorted by the number of molecules of the glass itself, not the water.
Interesting. - S. Colt

Name: Dr. Eric Baumann
Criterion: Number of sexual partners
List: A list of various employees at Site 19
Result: A sorted list.
This is ridiculous. We are researching SCP-XXXX, not using it to be funny. Dr. Baumann has been reassigned, feel free to learn from his example. - S. Colt

Addendum XXXX.2: Recovery

SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered inside of Dr. Samantha Colt's office on March 31st of 2020. No previous owner has been identified and Dr. Colt immediately started research on the object. Following is Dr. Colt's initial assessment of the object.

Senior Researcher Dr. Samantha Colt

This morning, an anomalous object appeared in my office. This object is a computer, one that can sort… seemingly any list. Given my background in computer science and my time with RAISA, this is exciting to say the least. While the object hasn't been thoroughly tested yet, I believe it demonstrates a limited form of omniscience, a form someone like myself can easily extract answers from. Using a binary search algorithm, virtually anything can be located in physical space with just a few sorts. That's just one of the many things this object could be capable of. Each sort takes about half a second, no matter the contents, so if we operate it with enough efficiency, well, it's ridiculous what we can get out of it. I'll be conducting further research on this object in the near future, just to see what it can or can't do.

Addendum XXXX.3: Test Log 2

For this test, Dr. Erica Stone attempted to remove SCP-XXXX from SCP-XXXX-1, using a datastick.

Test 1:
Dr. Stone plugged a standard USB flash drive into a USB port on SCP-XXXX-1 and attempted to place SCP-XXXX into said flash drive. While SCP-XXXX was identified in the hard drive, attempting to place it into the storage device yielded an error message 'Unknown Datatype'.

Test 2:
Dr. Stone repeated the previous test, but this time using SCP-2306 instead of a standard flash drive. The result did not change.

Addendum XXXX.4: Incident Report XXXX.I1

Incident Report XXXX.I1 - Senior Researcher Dr. Samantha Colt

This morning, clerks in the Site-19 Office noticed that the contents of their desks had been rearranged. I believe the cause was SCP-XXXX-1, located nearby. Each book was sorted by word count, computers were rearranged based upon remaining storage space, and nobody was seen tampering with the equipment affected. This has… implications to say the least. SCP-XXXX may be more powerful than I initially thought. For the sake of research and containment, I request a standard containment cell with which to contain SCP-XXXX-1. Further testing will follow.

Addendum XXXX.5: Test Log 3

For this test, items were left alone with SCP-XXXX-1 for 5 hours.

Name: Dr. Erica Stone
Items: 20 books from the Site-19 Library placed neatly on the desk in no particular order
Result: 20 books, lined up front cover facing the ceiling. Analysis indicates they were sorted by author's last name.

Name: Dr. Samantha Colt
Items: 10 colored wooden blocks scattered throughout the room
Result: 10 colored wooden blocks lined up neatly in a corner of the room. Analysis indicates they were sorted by mass.

Name: Dr. Samantha Colt
Items: None
Result: Cubic meters of cement seemingly cut from the floor were found stacked neatly in one corner. Analysis indicates that they were sorted by [DATA EXPUNGED].
We aren't leaving it alone again. I'll write that into the containment procedures later. - S. Colt

Addendum XXXX.6: Interesting Development

As of April 19th, 2020, SCP-XXXX has begun to show reduced performance when operated by any individual who is not Senior Researcher Dr. Samantha Colt. This, combined with SCP-XXXX's mysterious appearance, indicates a connection between SCP-XXXX and Dr. Colt. Further research is advised.

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