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DATE: 19 Jun 2021 02:13
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION'S ANOMALOUS RESISTANCE TEAM:
It is recommended that all personnel accessing this document have an A.R.S of over 15
— Maria Edwards, Director, A.R.T
[REDACTED]
Special Containment Procedures: In order to reliably contain SCP-XXXX and all other related entities, any and all followers are to be terminated upon discovery, any and all places of worship are to be bombarded with Class-3 artillery, and all gatherings are to be surrounded by MTF Nu-7 and subsequently destroyed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an extradimensional deity resembling ███████ from H.P Lovecraft's ███████ mythos. The religion devoted to this entity is called The Cult of ███████. This cult will periodically hold services to this deity that include archaic chants, ritual murder, and other strange practices, many of which can be found in a book that is always present during these services: The Necronomicon, By: █████ ████████. Many of the chants and rituals that are included in The Necronomicon are anomalous in nature and/or have many anomalous hazards. Included below are some of the rituals and chants found in The Necronomicon (Cognito hazards redacted and/or neutralized). The participants of the services often wear headdresses that appear to be attempted replications of the head of ███████. looking upon living subjects donning these headdresses for more than ██ seconds will eventually cause the viewer to either fall insane, and/or become devoted to The Cult of ███████. These effects will present themselves anywhere from █ hours to ██ years after the initial ██ seconds of exposure. Viewing images of these subjects will not result in the aforementioned effects, but ██% of viewers will receive a headache after more than 15 seconds of viewing, and █% of these headaches will not dissipate. Above is an image of a devotee wearing one of the aforementioned headdresses.
NOTE: Personnel with an A.R.S of over 15 will not be affected by images that include subjects wearing the headdresses.
Awake ye horrid Great Olde Ones. A chant by █████ █████████. The Necronomicon.
Awake ye horrid Great Olde Ones, and nothing shall dismay.
Remember great ███████ shall rise up from █'████
To enlighten us with old knowledge if we should flock ███ way.
Oh, tidings of knowledge and song,
Knowledge and song,
Oh, tidings of knowledge and song.
In ███████ and in █████████ the Great Olde Ones were spawned,
Imprisoned by the Elder Gods to wait for long aeons.
Enticing humans to release them, whilst chanting greatest song.
Oh, tidings of ascendence and song,
Ascendence and song,
Oh, tidings of ascendence and song.
An Arab said "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange aeons you will find that even death may die."
The Great Olde Ones will rule once more and all will be reborn!
Oh, only songs of greatness and gong,
greatness and gong,
Oh, only songs of greatness and gong.
Death May Die. A chant by █████ ████████. The Necronomicon
████████ said that is not dead which can eternal lie.
███ ████ said that is not dead for even death may die.
For it is known that death will die, for even death may die.
████████ said that is not dead which can eternal lie
And on ███ own, did pen the tome, tis called the ██ ████.
The howling devil did sing to ███ with fiendish songs of grief.
With fiendish songs of grief it sang! With bloodied face of tears.
The howling demon did speak to ███, within ███ restless dreams.
Then unseen demons ate from ███, from ███ dry Damascus corpse.
Now ███ words live on, yes for strange eons, in The Necronomicon.
The Necronomicon ██ wrote, The Necronomicon.
██ still lives on within aeons, tis now the ██ ████!
Doth sing to us, ███ words the gong, The Necronomicon.
Carol of Fate. A prophecy. The Necronomicon.
Look to the sky, way up on high;
There in the night, stars now are right.
Aeons have passed, now then at last;
Whence they were penned, they shall descend.
They will return, mankind will learn;
New kinds of fear once they are here.
As they reclaim all in their name;
Hope turns to black, as they come back
Ignorant fools mankind now rules.
Where they ruled then, it's theirs again.
Stars brightly burning boiling bode
The returning seasons of doom:
[REDACTED] Solstice,
[REDACTED] Solstice
Up from the sea, from underground;
Down from the sky, they're all around.
They will return and mankind will learn,
Nothing they do will stop the stars.
Mankind will try, try then in vain
To stop the stars, from cycling.
Will they then learn, nothing they do
Can cease the stars, from what they do?
They will descend.
Woe without end
Where they extend:
Mankind Will Fall.
This "Carol of Fate" is the most concerning. If it is to be believed, upon a specific solstice of an unknown year, these "Great Olde Ones" will awake and reak havoc upon mankind, and according to this so-called prophecy, there is nothing that mankind will be able to do to stop or prevent this from occurring. Because our copy of The Necronomicon was obtained relatively recently, we do not know when █████ ████████ added this prophecy, if indeed ██ did. In conclusion, I believe it is best that we assume that this solstice is going to happen so that The Foundation can prepare for the worst, and decide what to do regarding The Masquerade.
████ ██████, O5-█
Below is an analysis conducted by The Foundations cryptography department on the nature of the three Necronomicon entries above:
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DATE: 19 Jun 2021 00:40
BY ORDER OF ETHICS COMMITTEE
WARNING
Due to the actions of researchers containing SCP-XXXX, this file is under review, and new containment procedures are pending
XXXX
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a humanoid containment cell at Site-17. If SCP-XXXX produces any materials or makes any costumes, the items should be confiscated and the entity should be disciplined. Due to the risk of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX cannot be given food or items. As of 2/19/18 Protocol "SETA-6" is in effect, and no interviews are permitted with the entity.
SCP-XXXX-A is to be placed in a storage locker at Site-17. Once a week SCP-XXXX-A must be shipped to other sites or medical centers under Foundation ownership.
SCP-XXXX shadow
Description: SCP-XXXX is a vaguely humanoid entity, the entity stands 1.8 meters tall and weighs 64 kilograms, has four luminescent white eyes, and no other distinguishing features. The X-rays of SCP-XXXX have revealed an organic bone system that functions in the same way as an organ system. The SCP-XXXX bone system can easily bend and compress, making it highly mobile and flexible. SCP-XXXX body can produce tendrils from seemingly any part of its body. These tendrils have been measured as far as 60 meters and have been observed lifting 300 pounds.
SCP-XXXX-A is an odorless white secretion that can cure injuries and illnesses based on how much is administered. Upon receiving more than 3 liters of SCP-XXXX-A, all of the subject's inner fluids will evaporate, and all of the organs will rupture.
A picture of SCP-XXXX at a convention
SCP-XXXX will occasionally manifest a full body suit that appears similar to characters from the virtual game "Hollow Knight. These costumes can be made by SCP-XXXX by producing items from within its mass. This process takes around an hour, causing a great deal of discomfort to SCP-XXXX. It has demonstrated smithing and sewing skills and has often shown complex techniques and patterns. SCP-XXXX expresses a desire to show Foundation personnel its work once finished.
SCP-XXXX claims to have existed as a large entity before it hibernated in the 1830s (See Addendum XXXX.1), but this claim has not been confirmed beyond an extract from a book in the Adelaide City Library. Research on the history of SCP-XXXX is ongoing.
SCP-XXXX was found in a company building located in Adelaide, South Australia. The foundation learned about the entity when an employee of a company called Team Cherry informed the police that a "monster with many hands stole paper". A cave system was found that reached up to 236-meters wide that connected to the building. The police investigated the cave system, which had artwork on the walls and was filled with SCP-XXXX-A. Containment teams were brought in to retrieve the entity. After the entity was retrieved, employees were given amnestics and the cave was searched, pictures and writing were found.
Addendum XXXX.1: On 5/24/17 SCP-XXXX was discovered and interviewed. Addendum XXXX.2: The following is a passage from the book "Old Australia Stories" made in 1813 that details an entity that lines up with one of SCP-XXXX claims of its past. Addendum XXXX.3: SCP-XXXX-A was tested on 5/27/17 in order to fully understand its properties. Addendum XXXX.4: On 5/27/17 SCP-XXXX was interviewed to learn the affects of SCP-XXXX-A. Addendum XXXX.4: On 1/15/18 Dr. Fisher interviewed SCP-XXXX on its wellbeing. Addendum XXXX.6: On 2/19/18 Dr. Fisher went on retirement and SCP-XXXX was informed by Dr. Eliza. Addendum XXXX.7: The following is an email between Dr. Eliza and Junior researcher Ryan Scott. Incident XXXX.1: The following is a Audio and Video log from SCP-XXXX containment cell when the SCP-XXXX caused Incident XXXX.1 during Protocol "SETA-6". Addendum XXXX.8: On 7/20/21 the interview of SCP-XXXX was conducted for a testimony against Dr. Eliza. As a result of SCP-XXXX's outburst when in contact with personnel, the interview had to be conducted over a speaker.
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DATE: 19 Jun 2021 00:32
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 22:31
1.Image of one of SCP-5853's rusty knives
Item #: SCP-5853 "'Evangeline' et 'Eden'"
Object Class: Euclid
Clearance Level Required: 2
Special Containment Procedures: Both SCP-5853-1 and SCP-5853-2 are to be contained within two separate containment rooms. Full and constant surveillance must be kept on SCP-5853-1 and SCP-5853-2. The rooms must be completely empty with only a pair of MTF soldiers being allowed to deliver supplies. As soon as MTF enters they must close the door immediately until they are ready to leave, at which point another task force will be waiting at the other side of the door to eliminate any potential escape attempts.
Description: SCP-5853 are a pair of identical French twins who refer to themselves as 'Evangeline' (SCP-5853-1) and 'Eden' (SCP-5853-2). Both sport shoulder high pale blonde hair with almost glass like blue eyes. Their skin is as pale as a freshly deceased corpse and both have a three inch long gash going from each eye to the side of their lips. The gash is festering and the darkest possible red. Looks almost radiant in a way but ugly at the same time. Apart from these intense similarities there is one major difference between the twins. 'Evangeline ' is frowning constantly and appears in a state of eternal depression. 'Eden is always smiling and appears to enjoy harm. 'Eden' wears an Onyx coloured ensemble including hoodie and jeans where as 'Evangeline' sports a jet outfit similar to 'Eden's' yet 'Evangeline's' jeans are ripped revealing spots of necrotic skin. The pair each had a very rustic knife upon containment by the Foundation.
Notes The twins claim responsibility for over 200 murders in France between June 2015 and April 2021. This appears correct as many survivors of attacks mention the "W U Killers" in reference to the killers unique facial animations. 'Evangeline' only Reluctantly answers questions and gives small and concise answers whereas 'Eden' ever continues to be playful with her responses. A few O2 scientists have had to be forcibly removed from questioning 'Eden' due to the anger her responses invoke in the scientists.
Footnotes
1. 'Eden' and 'Evangeline' claim to be sent from a higher power to return souls to their final resting place. The foundation currently believes this is false but is keeping an ever watchful eye.
Licensing
1. https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/e19bdbf7-f473-4e52-ad5d-924e35351335
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 16:20
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-7732 is the designation given to the anomalous properties of an accessible pocket dimension located inside an abandoned building. The anomaly consists of four sub-anomalies designated SCP-7732-A, SCP-7732-B, SCP-7732-C and SCP-7732-Gamma.
SCP-7732-A is a small local supermarket in █████, ███. The building is composed of four main sections: a shopping area, the manager's office, a break room, and a storage room. However, only the storage room appears to be directly tied with the anomaly. It remains non-anomalous for all days of the year except for February 17th. The reason as to why such a specific date causes the manifestations is currently unknown.
SCP-7732-B is a seperate dimension acessible through the entrace of the storage room in SCP-7732-A during February 17th of any year. Exploration missions conclude that it appears to be an extensively large barren wasteland with no Earth life present. The only organism that inhabits SCP-7732 are instances of SCP-7732. The atmosphere that occupies SCP-7732-B consists of several toxic gases, investigations conclude the atmospheric composition to be roughly 56% hydrogen sulfide, %31 hydrogen cyanide, and 13% carbon monoxide.
SCP-7732-C are large, animate stone figures with a humanoid structure; measuring 4 meters tall on average, they are extremely resistant to physical damage. They mostly remain inert inside SCP-7732-C and only awaken during the event designated as SCP-7732-Gamma.
SCP-7732-Gamma is an event that occurs exactly between 7-9pm on February 17th of each year. During this event, several SCP-7732 instances exit SCP-7732-B. They then proceed to find a human victim, preferrably between the ages of 20-50. They bring the victim with them to the summit of Mt. ███, located near the town. After this, SCP-7732-C begin chanting in an unknown language, while the alive victim is placed on a ████ █████ to then be [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA TERMINATED BY O5 COMMAND]. Two hours later, they return back to SCP-7732-B, leaving no signs of anomalous activity behind. When asked, the town's residents seem to be completely unaware of the event's occurence.
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 14:09
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is in containment by its free will. Under no circumstances will SCP-XXXX be exposed to any living organisms. SCP-XXXX must be observed and communicated using audio and visual surveillance. When interacting with SCP-XXXX, nothing involving violent crimes is to be mentioned. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be destroyed immediately. SCP-XXXX is contained in a building in Southern Mexico known as site [REDACTED}. A team of 5 researchers are to observe SCP-XXXX routinely to ensure it remains in containment. Failure to abide by these rules will result in an XK class scenario.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to be contained in a room kept at 200° Celsius to prevent any instances of SCP-XXXX-2-A from being created.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient avocado measuring 6cm by 3cm. X-rays of SCP-XXXX have revealed that SCP-XXXX has internal organs located within the seed. SCP-XXXX has the ability to talk and communicate telepathically with others. SCP-XXXX refers to itself as "The Avocado God."
SCP-XXXX can fly in a way that is similar to the flight of a missile at 200 kilometres per hour. SCP-XXXX also possesses reality-altering abilities. When exposed to an individual who has committed what it deems as a violent crime, SCP-XXXX turns said person into a non-sentient avocado. These avocados are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX has the ability to control Scp-XXXX-1 to its will and is known to combine SCP-XXXX-1 to make artillery and weapons such as tanks, catapults and canons; however, this event has only happened once and has led to the destruction of site-[REDACTED].
Researchers believe SCP-XXXX comes from an alternate dimension in which fruits and vegetables replaced humans as the dominant species. This is proven further by SCP-XXXX’s hostile attitude towards other fruits and vegetables. It engages in an argument with said fruit or vegetable, and when the fruit or vegetable does not respond, SCP-XXXX propels itself at said fruit or vegetable causing it to explode. When exposed to other avocados, SCP-XXXX engages in conversation with said avocado. When it does not reply to SCP-XXXX, it believes that said avocado is deceased and mourns it. SCP-XXXX then refers to said avocado as “A warrior lost in combat”.
Discovery Log SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX was first noticed when several farmers went missing in [REDACTED]. When the area was searched, 8 levitating avocados were discovered. SCP-XXXX then communicated mentally to the personnel located in said area. Only one sentence has been fully deciphered by foundation researchers: “You are impure.” All personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and flown into the sky with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was only contained once 12 class-D personnel lured SCP-XXXX into its containment area in site-[REDACTED]. All of the class-D personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX breached containment resulting in the destruction of site-[REDACTED] and the surrounding area.
Interview Log-SCP-XXXX
Dr.Ernest: Hello
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
Dr.Ernest: Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: Where are you? I can hear you but I can not sense you.
Dr.Ernest: You can sense?
SCP-XXXX: I can feel all those around me and it is my duty to make this world pure again.
Dr.Ernest: What do you mean by pure?
SCP-XXXX: This universe seems to have crime.
Dr.Ernest: How will you make it pure?
SCP-XXXX: By turning all the impure people into versions of me, so I can move on to the next universe.
Dr.Ernest: So you’ve been to other universes.
SCP-XXXX: My mission is to rid this world of impurities and I have done so to countless other worlds for I am The Avocado God.
Dr.Ernest: Ok, but it is fine. We have you here to help you keep the world pure.
SCP-XXXX: Nothing you can do can help me and my mission.
Dr.Ernest: Well you see, this world is already pure so you have no way of getting to another universe.
SCP-XXXX: How is this world pure? I have never been here.
Dr.Ernest: Well, crime is forbidden in this world, and those who do it are executed.
SCP-XXXX: Then who were the ones who I followed into the other building.
Dr.Ernest: We have a prison where we make people who commit crimes work and torture them, and sent them to get you into the building.
SCP-XXXX: Why do you need me here?
Dr.Ernest: We want to help you find a way to the next universe.
SCP-XXXX: How long will this take?
Dr.Ernest: Right now we have no way of knowing but we will have to do some scans and tests to get the data to help you.
SCP-XXXX: Ok so I will have to wait here until I can leave.
Dr.Ernest: Yes.
SCP-XXXX: And why should I believe you? And who were the ones that contained all the innocent things that have done nothing wrong?
Dr.Ernest: Who are they containing?
SCP-XXXX: The man with cactus for skin who wants to get rid of crime and the piece of slime that can cure depression and anxiety and countless other things.
Dr.Ernest: Ummmm, those were also prisoners we sent.
SCP-XXXX: Why should I believe you? I will have to break out of here again.
Dr.Ernest: Then how will you escape this reality if everyone is pure already?
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
SCP-XXXX: Fine, I will stay under one condition; You have to find a way to get me to my homeworld so I can go back to Ava.
Dr.Ernest: Who's Ava.
SCP-XXXX: Why she is the most beautiful thing in the multiverse.
Dr.Ernest: So you're in love with her?
SCP-XXXX: Yes, she is the love of my life.
Dr.Ernest: Ok…
SCP-XXXX: Will you help me escape this reality or not?
Dr.Ernest: Fine, We promise.
SCP-XXXX: And if you don't find a way to get me out, I will destroy this planet and everything you love.
(Camera cuts out)
(End of log)
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 13:40
SCP-XXXX-1
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored within a standard containment unit at Site-19. Research personnel with Level 3 or higher authorization may conduct tests with SCP-XXXX after proposal approval from Dr. Torres.
Tests involving SCP-XXXX have been discontinued following Incident 026-A. An Ethics Committee review led by Dr. Josefina Vega is currently in progress.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a large sphere composed of bronze and copper pipes approximately 2 meters in diameter. The interior of the sphere is hollow and contains a reservoir of liquid, classified as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-1 possesses a faucet that when turned allows SCP-XXXX-2 to be expelled. “FREE YOURSELF” is etched onto the sides of the faucet.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a mixture of cleaning products and purified water. Chemical assays have found it is mainly composed of acetic acid, sodium hydroxide, various fatty acids, and calcium carbonate.
SCP-XXXX-2 has the anomalous effect of untethering objects and organisms from gravity when they are fully coated with the liquid. It also has the memetic effect of causing observers to report that an object washed with SCP-XXXX-2 appears cleaner regardless of its actual physical state.
Test subjects washed in SCP-XXXX-2 have reported long lasting euphoria as well as feelings of freedom and vigor. Test subjects are able to control their movement in space easily with what resembles instinctual or innate ability. Observers have reported feelings of jealousy and longing when observing test subjects.
Addendum: 1/22/2020: SCP-XXXX was delivered to Site-28 along with a multitude of other potentially anomalous artifacts following an MTF Mu-3 raid on a mansion in ██████, New Jersey. SCP-XXXX was found within a glass case which contained an item listing which described its ability to cause weightlessness. Beginning experimentation. -Dr. Torres
SCP-XXXX Testing Logs 01-03
Subject: Wooden chair. Approximately 5.5kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked in SCP-XXXX-2. The chair was able to be lifted with no effort and remained in place wherever it was left in the air. Observers reported feeling that the liquid did a remarkable job of cleaning the subject.Subject: Soiled D-Personnel mattress. Approximately 25kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Research personnel reported that the mattress looked brand new. The mattress did not appear to have any substantial change in appearance besides now being wet. When asked to explain, Researcher Suwan stated that she knew it was physically filthy, but that it somehow felt immaculate.Subject: Lead cube with a volume of 1 cubic meter. Approximately 11,350kg/12.5 tons.
Notes: Brought to SCP-XXXX’s chamber using air casters. Became weightless when soaked. Weight may not be a factor for the liquid’s anomalous property.
Addendum: 03/05/2020: Findings point to SCP-XXXX being an incredibly useful tool for many applications. So far the properties seem to be permanent and consistent.
SCP-XXXX-1 appears to produce more of SCP-XXXX-2 through an automated function that occurs 1-2 hours after SCP-XXXX-2 is expelled. Thermal imaging has shown that SCP-XXXX-1 is not able to completely reproduce the volume of SCP-XXXX-2 lost, with a base loss of 3% which increases with volume expelled. This indicates a possible finite amount of SCP-XXXX-2.
Organic matter will be tested next to investigate any potentially hazardous effects. -Dr. Torres
SCP-XXXX Testing Logs 43-48
Subject: USDA prime ground beef 85% lean 15% fat. Approximately 1kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. No chemical changes found besides those that would occur upon exposure to the cleaning chemicals found within SCP-XXXX-2.Subject: Three live mice in a cage. Approximately 1.5kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Subjects emitted high frequency chirps associated with pleasure. Subjects were able to move around the chamber easily by pushing the cage in the direction they pleased. One mouse was terminated for autopsy which found no abnormalities. The two remaining mice are kept in SCP-XXXX’s chamber for continued testing.Subject: D-11298. Female, age 32. Approximately 61kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Harness was placed on subject beforehand to prevent unrestricted flight. Subject began laughing and rose above the floor. She reported feeling like a large weight was taken off of her, and that she felt revitalized and free. Research personnel found it hard to continue documenting and would stop taking notes to watch her. D-11298 underwent blood and tissue sample collection and was escorted back to her cell and placed under observation.
Addendum: 10/12/2020: So far 20 D-Class personnel and 6 researchers have been experimented on using SCP-XXXX with consistent favorable results. All have reported continued feelings of freedom and positivity.
Subject 01 (Wooden Chair) is showing signs that it’s weightlessness is ending, as it is slowly falling back towards the ground. -Dr. Torres
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SCP-XXXX Incident 01-A
Date: 12/18/2020
Subject: Two live mice in a cage. Previously Subject 44. Approximately 1.25kg.
Notes: An anomalous side effect has been found with the loss of weightlessness in Subject 44. At 12:08am video footage into Subject 44’s cage showed the mice displaying signs of distress. This distress began to increase drastically over the next several minutes coinciding with their loss of weightlessness. Both Subject 44-1 and Subject 44-2 shrieked in fear and attempted to escape their enclosure. Subject 44-1 was seen biting at its own fur and flesh. Subject 44-2 shrieked until becoming catatonic. Subject 44-1 was found dead in the morning from self inflicted injuries. Both subjects were autopsied and had no anomalous damage. Subject 44-2 appeared to have died from a heart attack.This news is unsettling. No hazardous or anomalous side effects have been found leading up to the loss of weightlessness. The weightlessness seems to have a persistent expiration date approximately 9 months after application. Subsequent testing will focus on studying the effects of the loss of weightlessness in live subjects. - Dr. Torres
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SCP-XXXX Incident 05-A
Date: 01/13/2021
Subject: D-11298. Female, age 33. Previously Subject 48. Approximately 61kg.
Notes: D-11298 was placed under 24-hour surveillance after Incident 01-A. D-11298 was not made aware of the event and was simply told that researchers predicted that her weightlessness would likely expire within the month. D-11298 expressed disappointment but was nonetheless in good spirits quipping, “like all good things, I guess”.
01/12/2021: D-11298 fell asleep in the air above her bed an hour after lights out. D-11298 appeared comfortable. At 1:02am D-11298 began tossing and turning, an atypical sleep behavior for her. She began slowly sinking towards the ground. D-11298 jolted awake and let out a terrified gasp. She began plunging quicker in an inconsistent pattern, bobbing upwards slightly as she struggled. She showed behavior similar to Subject 44-1, tearing at different parts of her body with her nails and teeth in an attempt to pull away from something. She appeared to be successful for a moment before falling quickly soon after, letting out an exhausted scream as a result. D-11298 continued screaming and clawing until staff arrived and sedated her. After waking in the infirmary, D-11298 displayed the same panicked response and was promptly sedated.01/25/2021: D-11298 appears to be unable to think clearly enough to describe her experiences. The fear and psychological damage shown is consistent with all tested animal subjects. D-11298’s mental state during the day has improved slightly after amnestic treatment, but she experiences persistent nightmares that result in self-mutilation. Testing will now focus on prevention of these symptoms to potentially protect the remaining D-Class personnel and researchers that have been exposed to SCP-XXXX-2. - Dr. Torres
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SCP-XXXX Incident 026-A
Date: 06/17/2021
Subject: Dr. Torres. Male, age 47. Previously Subject 102. Approximately 75kg.
Notes: Dr. Torres was placed under 24-hour surveillance after Incident 022-A. Dr. Torres had become increasingly distraught and paranoid following the loss of weightlessness and subsequent mental breakdown of assistant researcher Mali Suwan. All attempts to prolong the effects of SCP-XXXX-2 have failed. Reapplication of SCP-XXXX-2 appears to have no effect. Dr. Torres has been transferred to a hospice suite for his remaining days. SCP-XXXX has been temporarily placed under the care of Dr. Obo.
06/17/2021: Dr. Torres was unable to sleep and refused sedatives as time drew closer to his expiration date. The following is the audio log of his last night.
11:23pm: What a fool I was! What a fool! What a fool! What a fool! If only I waited longer, if only I didn’t let hope consume me, she would still be here… They’d all still be here…
11:24pm: Dr. Torres began sobbing while grasping at his face and hair.
12:52pm: “I have to find out what is happening. I don’t want anyone else to have to suffer. I don’t want to sleep through it, I need to know. The feeling of freedom, it’s instinctual. Like something buried, taken, stolen. What did we all forget? I need to know. I need to know - I need to know - need to know. Need to make things right.”
2:16am: Dr. Torres begins nodding off into sleep.
3:48am: Dr. Torres descends slowly. Dr. Torres jerks his arm, stopping the descent for a moment, before it begins again faster.
3:49am: Dr. Torres wakes up and starts kicking and writhing.
“Dear god! Oh dear god! ███ ███████”
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Dr. Torres’s body was recovered the following morning. Autopsy reports determined his death resulted from blood loss after severely lacerating his tongue. Dr. Torres’s audio log has been deeply insightful. I wish him and the other subjects peace in the worlds after this one. -Dr. Obo
Addendum: 06/20/2021: All experiments with SCP-XXXX are to cease immediately pending an Ethics Committee review. Dr. Torres’s logs are to be sealed behind 05 Clearance and all associated researchers below said clearance to be given amnestics. All still living subjects are to be euthanized. Findings will be discussed with the 05-Council to determine the next course of action. -Dr. Vega
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 08:08
"an SCP that can emulate the feeling of any alcoholic beverage, Drug or Acid within a person, but with none of the bad side effects
Item #: SCP-XXXX - The Only Joy
Object Class: Safe
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Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 07:49
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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 02:37
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX being extremely cooperative during all of his time of staying under foundation custody O5-3 gave him permission to work at Site-42 as a Level 3 Researcher under the name of "████ █████ ██████".
Agent ███████ and Researcher █████████ are to observe SCP-XXXX at all time and report all of his significant decisions to O5-3, it is important that SCP-XXXX himself does not know about this procedure. Should SCP-XXXX start to break foundation's protocols he's to be immediately sedated and moved back at his old securiment cell at Site-32 and interrogated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a brazillian male
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