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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 19:39
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SCP-XXXX: Hello, this is space speaking
Author: Chapmann
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My first article that I've put off for way too long. It went through a rewrite before as I noticed it deviated way too much from the original narrative. I've also got some more ideas I'd like to explore such as SCPs with audio and tales on how the GOC would go about destroying SCPs.
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SCP-XXXX in its dormant state.
Special Containment Procedures: Operators at Site-111 are to observe SCP-XXXX and intercept any transmissions sent out from the satellite. All intercepted transmissions should be recorded and logged.
During a CONSOLE event, any transmission that reaches a civilian should be traced and the civilian to be located. The civilian and any involved parties are to be amnesticized.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient, nanosatellite-class CubeSat following a geostationary orbit in the upper limits of the thermosphere. The satellite's structure is 10x10x11cm in size.
SCP-XXXX's intelligence is almost identical to that of a human with exceptional aptitude for communication and interpretation. It has a notable affinity for being meditated and reflective, rarely displaying connotations of hostility.
A CONSOLE event is declared when SCP-XXXX establishes contact with a civilian via an electronic device. Devices include, but are not limited to, mobile phones, desktop computers, laptops, smartwatches, tablets, or any device that allows for audio input and output. The civilian chosen typically is an adolescent and has significant mental health degradation. SCP-XXXX's potential range of effect envelops the entirety of the globe. During these events, SCP-XXXX will attempt to aid in the subject's distress and will only terminate the consultation when it has achieved its goal..
SCP-XXXX-1 was an eleven-year-old female from Thailand under the name 'Malee Chanthara'. SCP-XXXX had conducted several counseling sessions with SCP-XXXX-1. atypical of the standard singular session with subjects. A deep therapeutic relationship between the two entities had formed as a result. Subject has been diagnosed with Dissociative Fugue Disorder and also suffers from frequent anxiety attacks.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 18:41
Special Containment Procedures: Currently, SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained and uncontainable. Containment efforts are to primarily focus around manual and analog tracking and monitoring, with four members of MTF-ILLU-12 ("Sketchy Characters") assigned to monitor SCP-XXXX at any time. Any member of MTF-ILLU-12 placed on assignment is to be given a copy of this document by the current head researcher1, which is to be returned upon being recalled from assignment to the object. More members of MTF-ILLU-12 may be assigned at the digression of the current head researcher with approval from 05 Command.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an underweight adult human male of Russian descent in his early twenties, standing at approximately 1.9 meters tall and weighing 596.6 kg, and possessing close-cut dark hair. Upon physical inspection, the entity's only anomalous qualities appear to be dark red iris pigmentation, as well as reversed pigmentation of the sclera and pupil2. However, the main anomalous property of SCP-XXXX is its ability to mold and shape its own body structure and function, both when willed and subconsciously. While it is not capable of producing new mass on its own, SCP-XXXX can "absorb" biological material to increase his current mass; however, absorbed mass will not change the appearance of SCP-XXXX, despite the entity being weighed by Foundation and the measurements obtained indicating that it has gained mass consistent with the mass of the biological matter it has absorbed. SCP-XXXX also possesses a secondary anomalous quality or ability that completely prevents any observation or monitoring of itself by any means other than the human eye. This ability thus far has made tracking by any electronic means impossible, including satellite, GPS, drone, CCTV monitoring, and monitoring of social media. This inability to be perceived by electronic means is what has led to current containment procedures.
Addendum 1: Discovery Log
SCP-XXXX was discovered in 1917, during a Foundation-operated raid on a Sarkic place of worship, which utilized the chaos of the Summer Campaign in Romania as a cover. A strike team formed from 6 members of Mobile Task Force Beta-77 ("Maz Hatters") was sent in to deal with what the Foundation had been informed was a Sarkic cult attempting create a possible high-threat biological anomaly, or had already completed such.3Upon entry to the bunker in which the Sarkites were residing, the MTF began encountering dismembered and disembowled corpses of the cultists, and a single still-living individual, who perished shortly after the MTF discovered them and was unable to provide information due to massive trauma to the throat. After informing command of a possible hostile entity, the MTF was given clearance to proceed further into the structure. The members of MTF Beta-77 continued to discover more corpses as they proceeded down four additional floors, which became noticeably more torn apart as they advanced. No survivors, aside from the one found close to the entrance, were discovered. Upon reaching the fifth and final level of the bunker, the MTF discovered what was presumed to be the leader of the Sarkic Cultists engaged in combat with another entity, now known as SCP-XXXX. While SCP-XXXX appeared exactly as desribed above, the supposed leader of the Sarkites had the appearance of an enormous slug, although it was significantly longer r
Addendum 2: Note from Dr. Mostana
Addendum 3: Termination Attempts (x4)
Addendum 4: Interview Logs
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Mostana
Foreword: Subject approached Dr. Mostana approximately 7 weeks after the final termination attempt while he was leaving his home in [black this out], requesting to speak to a Foundation doctor. The spontaneity of the interview appears to be the reason behind Dr. Mostana's unprofessional behavior later in the interview. The interview was recorded by a listening device placed on Dr. Mostana's personal vehicle, which was there for research on an unrelated SCP object.
<Begin Log, 05:42 AM MST>
SCP-XXXX: Hello there, doctor
Dr. Mostana: Hello. Can I help you?
SCP-XXXX: As a matter of fact, you can. Are you familiar with the SCP Foundation?
Dr. Mostana: Can't say that I am. Who are they?
SCP-XXXX: Doctor, if you think you can fool me, you are sorely mistaken. I am formally requesting an interview to be administered with SCP-XXXX immediately. If you weren't already aware, that'd be me.
Dr. Mostana Well, guess the jig's up then. If you would be so kind as to come with me to Site-SCP-XXXX No, I think I'm fine here, and I'm thinking you are too. Right, doctor? Also, who says that anymore?
Dr. Mostana I'm sorry?
SCP-XXXX Who says "The jig is up"? Like, seriously, who says that?
Dr. Mostana sighs audibly
Dr. Mostana Very well. Please, have a seat.
SCP-XXXX Thank you, doctor.
Dr. Mostana Now, why are you here?
SCP-XXXX I figured you and yours would have questions about me, and I was feeling generous. So, here I am
Dr. Mostana Well then…I must say, a surprise, but a pleasant one. So, to start, who are you? Are or were you human, or are you another entity entirely?
[Repeat as necessary]<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Addendum 5: Partial List of Observed Mutations
Addendum 6: Note from Dr. Mostana
Addendum 7: Miscellaneous Documentation
Addendum 8: Notice from Dr. Buckman, Current Head Researcher of SCP-XXXX
He was originally from a village of Sarkites, the village of Bumfuck, Middle-of-Nowhere, Siberia (not the actual name, that's how he describes it). He was selected by a visiting Karcist (possibly Grand Karcist Ion) to become a prophet of Yaldboth, and accepted the "blessing" of the Karcist due to pressure from the village elders, despite his reluctance. He soon became enthralled with his new abilities, and began to work under the Karcist as a personal assassin, taking care of "problems", such as influential Mekhanites or Daevite leaders. He wasn't aware of the Karcist's activites beyond when he called for him to give him a new target. He went to speak with the Karcist one day, hoping to ask for an increase to his power or additional abilities, when he found the Karcist experimenting on other people with his own abilities, transforming them into monstrous beings of flesh of bone, twisted monstrosities. He ran away, never returning, and vowed to never again participate in any Sarkic activities. He now loathes his abilities, and has been around for countless centuries. He has given many conflicting dates as to his birth, and has stated that he simply "wants to fuck with you all a little bit" to interviewing Foundation staff
His movements have been becoming increasingly erratic, and he is often seen spending extended amounts of time nearby known Sarkic hubs. He then proceeds to go missing for an extended period of time before reappearing in or nearby the original area, with any Sarkites that have visited the location he was staking out being found killed in various ways or disappearing entirely, often in their homes, with no evidence of forced entry, and few displaying signs of a struggle. The Foundation has thus far been unsuccessful in locating him during these periods of absence, and has not been able to prevent the deaths of any of the Sarkites due to various circumstances.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 16:09
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Alex_Theman 03/22/2021 (Mon) 20:10:00 #29675378
I am a tourist currently visiting Loch Ness, Scotland. I was a fan of the movie and always wanted to see the location of the film. It's our last few days here so me and my family wanted to spend our last few days in loch ness.
After booking a hotel in a nearby town called Kilmore we visited several sites in Loch Ness:
Loch Ness Centre & Exhibition, Urquhart Castle and Urquhart Woods.
One afternoon we decided to go fishing on Loch Ness. My father is one of the best fishers back in Ukraine, so he caught many salmon. After some time we were on our way to head back to the hotel since we wanted to make a picnic in Urquhart Woods.
We had a great picnic! the salmon was made perfectly, we also brought some food we bought in a nearby convenience store. But I was curious about the legend of the Loch Ness monster. What if it was real?
So I asked if I could go, and so I went with excitment. I sat near the water and enjoyed the view, I did not see how much time passed but it was getting dark. And as I was about to leave I heard a scream, I turned around lightning fast and then I saw it. The Loch Ness Monster, it ate someone! I ran away as fast as I could. I was screaming for help! When I reached the police station.
I was sweating, nearly in tears when I told them all about it. They laughed and told me that I was "Seeing Things" and that "The monster isn't real". I tried to convince them I did everything I could but alas, I had no evidence I just sounded like those village idiots from the cowboy movies! When I went back to the hotel and told my family they called me crazy and thought it was a prank! so I decided to get to the bottom of it! We had 3 days before we were going home, today is the last day but I'll update you on what I found.
Day 1 Investigation:
While we my family went on boats I continued to find evidence, the exact side where the person I heard was uhm…. "Eaten"? I searched the area but only found a shoe. The problem was I did not know if it belonged to the victim, that evidence was no-good. I kept looking around, all I found were scratch marks on the ground. And again, they would not believe me since they could excuse it as a "Boat being pushed into the water" or "Someone marking an area with a stick" Something in the style of it, I found nothing. No clue no trace, they disappeared and I was the only one who knew this. I watched with paranoia every second as my family was in the water. Thankfully that monster did not show his face around this time.
Day 2 Investigation:
My family wanted to travel across the canal, I took that opportunity to find that long neck de-formed dinosaur looking fish. I had my eyes on the water constantly, on our way I saw a shirt in the water, it had small areas filled with blood it was large. I had to get it but I had no boat so I went in and used a stick to get it, my family gave me weird looks and My father asked why I took the shirt. I just responded with "Evidence" and asked if we could go back. 1 hour of waiting later we returned, I went straight ahead to the police station and gave them the shirt, when I arrived they started to print missing posters, while they did not believe me yet they still took the shirt to see if it belongs to the missing person. I went back to the hotel.
Today I will try and capture a photo of the beast! I will sneak out in the afternoon with a camera. I'll update you in the comments of this post, wish me luck!
Bigpost 3/24/2021 (Wed) 13:27:00 #29867420
You good bro?
Sneaky_Slither 3/24/2001 (Wed) 13:30:43 #29675839
@Bigpost he probably fucking with us, trying to make us worry for him so he can get some respect, this isn't reddit buddy you will get no karma for this.
Bigpost 3/24/2021 (Wed) 14:50:55 #20968574
@Sneaky_Slither I dunno dude seems kinda real.
Falling_Apple 3/25/2021 (Thu) 19:57:00 #28574120
@Sneaky_Slither I don't think it's fake…
Sneaky_Slither 3/25/2021 (Thu) 20:05:37 #23457618
What if it's that uh missing person?
Falling_apple 3/25/2021 (Thu) 20:15:23 #29576834
@Sneaky_Slither Just watch the news.
Sneaky_Slither 3/25/2021 (Thu Hour:Minute:Second #22364757
Fuck…
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 14:36
HELLO FRIEND, WELCOME TO MY GRAVEL CUBE!
Drafts
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Idea Hole
- The Foundation contains the aftermath of an incident wherein an entire village of people were suddenly and instantaneously teleported ten feet into the air.
- An anomalous phenomenon which effects anyone who consumes horse meat.
- A provisional SCP that classifies any and all sites of premodern cultural interest.
- A "cursed" cubic zirconium which causes minor inconveniences to its owners.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 12:31
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
The following database entry contains information or claims that are currently disputed. Due to the reorganization of assets via Project Saibasek, the anomalous nature of this item(s) is under review. For further information, contact your RAISA representative.
— Alexa Sugar, Assistant to the Vice Director, RAISA
EYES ONLY - LEVEL 5/XXXX PERSONNEL
NOCOPY NOCOPY NOCOPY
PATAPHYSICS DEPARTMENT CLASSIFIED MATERIAL - FOR USE INTERNALLY ONLY
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The currently active SCP-XXXX iteration is: Iteration X.
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Special Containment Procedures:
The effects of SCP-XXXX are to be identified wherever possible through the large-scale monitoring of mass media technologies and countered through the injection of countermemes where feasible; in the case of social media, online-facing AIAD constructs (sockpuppet.aic) are to be employed where such an action does not constitute a contravention of the Veil Protocol.
Countermemetics development is to continue indefinitely.
Permanent installations are to be maintained in countries comprising the Anglosphere4, suborned to their resident Sites’ media management divisions. XXXX-management installations are to maintain an independent network of communications, centered at Provisional Site-42-OBLAST. Installations are to maintain the highest standard of memetic screening, cognitohazardous activity monitoring, and fact-checking. In the event of an outbreak, each installation has the emergency right to requisition Site resources such as but not exclusive to:
- MTF assets,
- IT department personnel,
- Memetics Division expertise (on an as-needed basis),
- Shipping & Receiving priority status,
- (CONT’D IN DOCUMENT XXXX-Hector A.12 “Requisitions”).
Proposed Foundation involvement in curbing the susceptibility of the general population against SCP-XXXX is currently tabled for debate by an extraordinary general session of the O5 Council and Ethics Committee. Assets stationed within the following: the International Baccalaureate, Cambridge Assessment International Education, the Educational Testing Service, the American Psychological Association, [FULL LIST REDACTED - ACCESS RESTRICTED TO FIELD AGENTS 3/XXXX] are to immediately stand down and cease ongoing operations until further notice.
Personnel with a high level of engagement in institutions beyond the Veil are to be screened for infection and quarantined if found positive5. Suspected infection vectors and infectees must submit to investigation, regardless of anomalous or non-anomalous exposure. Critical thinking seminars are to be held bi-monthly at all major sites and bi-weekly at all sites housing a XXXX-management installation.
In accordance with the original operational procedures put forward in Document XXXX-Balstov-1, response to an outbreak of SCP-XXXX shall consist of:
- Members of MTF-Phi-6 (“Anonymous Posters”) shall be mobilized at relevant installations to disseminate documents consistent with dominant reality. These may take the form of electronic or physical items of media evidence (fabricated statements, “tweets”, press material), orchestrated activities with intent to be witnessed or recorded by members of the public (demonstrations, public protests, community events), and/or targeted amnesticization of infection vectors.
- In extreme cases, MTF-Phi-5 (“Miracle Workers”) may be called upon for tactical response measures. These include but are not limited to: deployment of temporary Scranton Reality Anchors, mass use of aerosolized amnestics, abduction operations against infection vectors, emergency short-range non-nuclear missile launch, use of credulity-enhancing cognitohazards, (CONT’D IN DOCUMENT XXXX-Hector D.2.2 “Emergency Measures”).
- Unless absolutely necessary, use of amnestics is to be kept to a minimum; amnesticized individuals are to be briefed and inoculated immediately before release, to prevent reinfection. Amnesticised and recently infected individuals represent the highest risk of a tabula rasa spontaneous generation of contagious memes; inoculation with appropriate media is the safest and easiest method by which this can be prevented.
- Members of MTF-Phi-6 should remain onsite, gathering data, until Hume measurements stabilize across a one-week period.
Opinion polls of statistically significant demographics across the Anglosphere are to be conducted unobtrusively and regularly, determining the public credulity threshold for active memeplexes in the current iteration. Where feasible, calculation of consensus dominance should be done at the nearest geographically convenient XXXX-management installation.
Consensus dominance maps are available on request for researchers with appropriate clearance.
No action is to be taken to preference Stream A or B, nor their relevant consensus dominance.
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Project Saibasek is currently authorized for 12 24 36 hours indefinite continuous operation at up to but not exceeding 105% overdrive. Component Scranton Reality Anchors are to be replaced on an upon-failure scenario or when efficicacy of an individual unit drops below 30% or 0.8 is:ought amplifications. Hume levels at Provisional Site-42-OBLAST are to be held steady at 20 Hm with a maximum allowed deviation of +/- 0.05 at any measured interval from 5 seconds and up, irrespective of fluctuations outside its capable field of influence.
Due to security interlocks involving the artificially stable Hume level maintained at Provisional Site-42-OBLAST, access is restricted to Foundation personnel with a Combined Reality Aggregate (Pataphysical) score of at least 5 or over; individuals with a score not exceeding this will fail to recognize the Site's existence, perceiving only the city of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Maintaining Hume levels at the Saibasek Complex is hence critical for the continued maintenance of the SCP-XXXX management network.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an anomalous6 phenomenon wherein the nature of consensus reality begins to come under dispute. While alternative realities and consensus are not new to the human cultural noosphere, the basic nature of reality has been accepted without major change since recorded history. This basic nature is represented through tenets such as:
- Cause following effect
- Inductive and deductive logic
- Basic geometry
- The laws of physics
- The tendency for explanations to trend towards the simpler (Occam's Razor)
Among others, these comprise the foundation for a consensus that, aside from the spontaneous generation of metaphysical explanations for what is not yet known (such as elemental, polytheistic pantheons or didactic/etiological myths and fables characterizing the same), has carried reality in a way that is for the most part self-consistent and self-propagating throughout recorded human history.
In these terms, SCP-XXXX is a description of the social-memetic process which occurs when data that is inconsistent with these tenets presents itself in a way credible enough to an individual or group as to prompt the formation of a mutually incompatible, self-propagating reality that acts in contention to the consensus. This new reality, or "stream", produces a measurable change in behavior among those affected by it; the most common symptom observed is an inclination in infectees to spread and propagate the memeplexes that characterize their stream.
Data collected from longitudinal Hume level studies suggests that SCP-XXXX is a function of the interaction between the collective human mind and reality itself, and plays an important part in the operation of the Veil Protocol. The Foundation and its predecessor organizations are considered an active part of maintaining a single consensus reality and it is the position of the O5 Council that multiple realities propagating at once represents an unacceptable risk to the Veil.
The resolution of SCP-XXXX represents a conceptual CK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario, wherein one stream of reality becomes predominant over competing streams. Due to the nature of these events, it is not clear how many of these events are part of the historical record. The terminology for a state of affairs wherein competition between streams of reality becomes manifest is termed an iteration.
Nominally, changes in consensus reality outside of Foundation jurisdiction fall under the category of items beyond the Veil, hence beyond the Foundation’s responsibility. However, the pace and direction by which Iteration X has eventuated represent significant challenges in effective containment;
Iteration X represents the propagation of an alternative reality (henceforth Stream B) where existing scientific consensus and the scientific method have been repudiated; within this reality truth is defined through intuition, popular belief, and various foundational, immutable texts. As a result the collective noosphere of individuals in Stream B is highly contaminated with self-propagating manipulative memeplexes (often characterized by, but not limited to, cults) which take advantage of social dynamics, memetic mutation, and erroneous pattern-matching to replicate themselves. Due to their dependence on Iteration X for survival, these memeplexes are fundamentally intertwined with SCP-XXXX, but represent a separate class of memetic hazards.
Aside from Iteration X’s native memeplexes, SCP-XXXX itself is characterized by a highly contagious memetic component (henceforth designated SCP-XXXX-1) which has the effect of altering the perception of reality and belief in an infected individual; after exposure, the individual becomes convinced of the reality represented by Stream B. It is important to note that these beliefs are then reinforced through non-anomalous cognitive and social processes such as peer pressure, subjective bias, and thought-terminating cliches. While the SCP-XXXX-1 memetic component is thought to have anomalous means of transmission, real-world experimentation suggests it transmits itself as a foundational part of Stream B memeplexes.
Preliminary findings suggest that certain underlying structures of belief are required for a susceptible individual to become infected, after which point they become attuned to the changes in reality caused by SCP-XXXX. The concentration of belief in an individual appears to correlate with susceptibility to the memetic vector; experimental data suggests that spikes in ambient Akiva radiation are correlated with infection but a causal link is yet to be properly identified. Observations note that high independent levels of religious belief are a common comorbidity with SCP-XXXX infection, but no deific interference is suspected at this time.[speculative]
On a wider scale, the effects of SCP-XXXX can be detected through an abnormally large drop in Hume levels following an event wherein matters of record, key details, and/or issues of rhetorical framing come under significant dispute.
In response to the rising prevalence and visibility of SCP-XXXX outbreaks under Iteration M, the Foundation put into action a provisional plan codenamed Protocol Balstov, which in turn would later be folded into the larger assets of Operation Saibasek.
The original Protocol Balstov, as drafted, involved rapid local deployment of MTF assets to the site of an event, tasked with creating and disseminating media consistent with consensus reality. 'Agile' development strategies and reorganization of focus on containment-at-all-costs allowed for a record ~3-6 hour response to outbreaks, leading to exemplary outcomes in outbreaks throughout the 70s and 80s. However, aggressive amnestic use on civilian populations by MTF assets peaked during this period, leading to unforeseen complications (for further details, see Document XXXX-memetics-study: “Streisand Effect”). Protocol Balstov was revised ██ times under supervision by the Ethics Committee, but ultimately proved unable to adapt to rapidly changing field conditions. For this reason, Operation Saibasek…[TODO]
Addendum-XXXX-C: [TODO: O5 MEETING MINUTES]
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 11:53
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 10mX10mX10m steel chamber, and no valuable or important materials or specimens are to be kept nearby, in case of a new instance of SCP-XXXX materialising.
Once a week, 4 D-class personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX’s chamber and play a game. They are to be instructed to play the shortest and least violent game possible, unless for research purposes.
2 security personnel are to monitor the game from security cameras outside, and if the D-class personnel attempt to use the pieces to escape[ such as ordering their tanks to fire at the wall], the security personnel are to flood the room with nerve agent.
If this game is not played weekly, all pieces (hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-A)will climb onto the board, or if it is not unfolded, prepare the board for play. They will then fight in the most violent way possible, which will usually result in damage to the Site where it is contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a modern variant of the board game Risk, believed to be another product of Dr. Wondertainment. The following is a note found inside SCP-XXXX
Congratulations on your new game! This is a modern variant of risk with a new twist! We know those buzzkills at the foundation will find this sooner or later, but in the meantime, be sure to have fun!
The game appears to be a normal game until a player places all of the building pieces on the board at which point the SCP-XXXX instances will appear out of them, and gain objects included but not limited to:
- various assault rifles.
- Revolvers (every 100th piece will have one and will direct the others like an officer)
- Sniper rifles
- Artillery guns (such as howitzers)
- Rocket propelled grenades
- Bunkers
- Tanks
- Transport trucks
- helicopters
- Tents in which there is a barracks or medics station.
It seems that the control the players have is minimised in this particular game, with the only controls over combat being where to attack and how much troops to use. The player can only give orders via voice command. The SCP-XXXX instances are extremely resistant to damage and will slightly “bleed”( they seem to bleed liquid plastic).
They seem to have human emotions. They have to this day, shown fear, anger, and sadness. They seem to act as if their battle is a real life war, taking prisoners, and resting in tents for a time. They have even been onbserved following the rules of war. After a battle the successful instances, will take all debris and dead bodies into a tent, where they disappear. After the battle all corpses of the SCP-XXXX instances will be replaced in the board game box by new instances. The appear through anomalous means.
There are 4 types of instances of SCP-XXXX. Blue,green,red, and yellow. The following is a list detailing them:
1. The first is the blue instance(hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-A). The resemble the American military from the 1980’s. Their weapons and vehicles include but are not limited to M16 assault rifles, Barrett M82 sniper rifles, howitzer artillery guns, M1 Abrams tanks and Huey helicopters. They are more organised and disciplined than the other instances, and they number at 213.
2. The second is the red instance(hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-B), resembling the Cold War Russian army. They are slightly less organised than the blue instance, and the number at 235. Their weapons include but are not limited to Kalashnikov assault rifles, SV-98 sniper rifles,2A65 Msta-B Howitzers, T-72 battle tanks and Su-24M attack helicopters.
3. The third is the green instance(hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-C), resembling the British army, the are lower in number but well trained and they number at 183. Their weapons include but are not limited to L85A2/A3 assault rifles, L129A1 sharpshooter rifles, L16A2 mortars,Bulldog battle tanks and AH-64E - apache attack helicopters.
4. The 4th is the yellow army(hereafter known as SCP-XXXX-D), resembling the chinese army. They number the highest out the 4 instances but they are worse equipped and organised. It has also been observed that these pieces are less durable than the other instances. If this is intentional or accidental is unknown at this time. Their weapons include but are not limited to QBZ-03 assault rifles, JS 7.62 -sniper rifles, Type 86 120mm mortars, Type 99A battle tanks, and Mil Mi-17 armed gunships
Addendum:
It was decided that the foundation should try to undestand the "rules" of the game, through D-class personnel playing it and exploring every option. The following is a video taken from the first experiment.
VIDEO LOG
DATE:9/12/2019
NOTE:The following is the first experiment with SCP-XXXX, in the hopes of understanding the mechanisms and "rules" of it.
[BEGIN LOG]
11:32: The three D-class personnel(hereafter known as subkect A,B, and C) begin playing. Subject A commands SCP-XXXX-A, subject B commands SCP-XXXX-B, and subject C commands SCP-XXXX-C.
12:23: Subject A begins to take control of most of SCP-XXXX's board, while SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C begin to break the rules of war(this was never seen before) they begin to use a small nerve agent(not toxic to humans), they play dead and then ambush the enemy, and they [DATA EXPUNGED] prisoners.
13:45: SCP-XXXX-A wins the game, and can be seen trying and executing SCP-XXXX-A's and SCP-XXX-B's officers.
[END LOG]
A second experiment was planned with the purpose of discovering if SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-C are willing to break the rules of war also when the game looks as if they will lose.
VIDEO LOG
13/12/2019:
Three $ D-class personnel were brought in to play, and are named after their instances.:
[BEGIN LOG]
12:48: The game begins, and SCP-XXXX-B seems to be doing exceptionally well, already controlling a third of the board.
13:21: SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-D control 2/3 of the board, and have cornered SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-C, they have not as of yet broken any conventional rules of war, and seem to have allied together. When Subject A was ordered to instruc SCP-XXXX-A to attack SCP-XXXX-C, the instances would not follow the command.
14:53: SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-C succesfully defeated SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-D after SCP-XXXX-B launched a surprise raid on SCP-XXXX-D and they both had to divert a large amount of men to fighting each other. Instead of SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-C fighting each other to see who would be the victor, the game ended, with the both of them on the board.
Researchers Note: it seems they have more autonomy than we thought, they could possibly be sentient. As to what degree of intelligence they have, i don't know, i mean, its possible all they know is how to shoot a gun! Futher research is required.
[END LOG]
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 11:44
SCP idea “time door”
Item #: SCP-5749
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Threat Level: White Green
SCP-5749-3
Keter
Red?
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5749 is held in the center of an octagonal concrete room measuring 7 meters across and 7 meters tall in the basement of site-19. A single steel security door enters facing SCP-5749-1, and a 2 way mirror covers an observation room 4 meters off the ground, 90 degrees to SCP-5749, to be able to view both sides of SCP-5749.
Due to the complications during test 5749-078 and the discovery of SCP-5749-3, after the “destruction initiative” tests were failed, the containment room’s security door was placed on permanent level 5 lockdown. The viewing cameras are still in place to monitor SCP-5749, with alarms set to sound at the slightest hint of movement.
Description:
SCP-5749 is an old oak door with a copper handle. It measures approximately 2.4 meters tall by .8 meters wide. It it attached to a wooden doorframe and set in a cylindrical clay base 3 cm thick. SCP-5749 opens inward when entered. SCP-5749 was initially found deep in a secluded forest in [XXXX] Russia, but the origins of its creation are unknown. After an interview with the man exiting SCP-5749 upon discovery (see Infinite Use Hypothesis), it is confirmed to be at least 197 years old, though the craftsmanship and materials seem to place SCP-5749’s creation at over 3000 years old.
Test have shown that once SCP-5749 is opened, the subject momentarily loses control of their body to step through it. This has been repeated with mentally and physically strong SCP’s with the results being the same. The door then always slams itself shut within a few seconds of being entered.
SCP-5749 is colloquially referred to as “the door”.
The entering side of SCP-5749 is designated SCP-5749-1, also referred to as “the front”.
The exiting side of SCP-5749 is designated SCP-5749-2, also referred to as “the back”.
As soon as a test subject enters the front, the previous test subject to enter SCP-5749 will exit out of the back. The system works by traveling the subject stepping in to the front to the future date and time that the next subject steps in to the front, while they are replaced with the subject that last stepped into SCP-5749 traveling from the past to the present, exiting out of the back.
Subjects have said there is no delay in their perceived time, as if they simply stepped through a doorway, only to find they are now in the future. To the outside world, subjects simply do not exist until the next time a subject steps through SCP-5749, allowing the previous subject to exit.
Test Resolving Inquiry 1 - Can SCP-5749 predict the future:
Researchers lead a Class-D test subject to SCP-5749 and allows him to step through SCP-5749-1. They plan to replace him with another test subject the next day, during which they will position themselves on the other side of the room facing SCP-5749-2 holding a sign stating “The date is XX/XX/20XX [The following days date]. SCP-5749 can accurately predict the future.” As the test subject enters SCP-5749-1 and steps though, researchers can see themselves on the other side holding the sign, meaning the experiment was a success. The following day the researchers compete “their half of the test”, peering back through SCP-5749 to see themselves react to the discovery.
Result: SCP-5749 can predict the future, at least when the outcome is not altered. See test resolving inquiry 2.
TEST LOG COMPLETE
Test Resolving Inquiry 2 - Does SCP-5749 control fate:
Researchers tell a Class-D test subject A that if he kills Class-D test subject B when he walks out of SCP-5749-2 the next day, he will be set free from the facility. They tell subject A that he will be provided a gun, and to simply stand on the other side of the room facing SCP-5749-2, and shoot subject B as soon as he walks through. Subject A immediately agrees.
Subject B is lead to SCP-5749 and told to walk through. Researchers peer through SCP-5749 as subject B walks through. They see subject A on the other side… he greets subject B happily and they begin to walk off smiling as SCP-5749 closes. Researchers are confused.
The plan was that after seeing subject B die, they would then tell subject A the conditions have changed, and that he must not kill subject B for them both to be set free, while killing him will result in his immediate termination. Hoping this would result in one of the following outcomes:
1. Peering through SCP-5749, researchers would witness subject A not kill subject B, meaning SCP-5749 does not control fate.
2. Peering through SCP-5749, researchers would witness subject A kill subject B against his better judgment (as it would result in his immediate termination), meaning SCP-5749 does control fate.
So why didn’t subject A kill… Oh. Because we explained it to him, as planned. So in the future he already knows to not kill subject B.
Test Resolving Inquiry 2 is deemed a failure.
Test Resolving Inquiry 2-A - Test 2 is immediately revisited and deemed a success:
Researchers realize they can still use the results to get the answer they want. They simply plan to not tell subject A the updated plan, meaning that now he should kill subject B (to result in his freedom being rewarded), contrary to what peering through SCP-5749 showed. Researchers agree to follow this new course and meet tomorrow to view the results.
NEXT DAY
Subject A is provided with a gun and placed facing SCP-5749-2. Researchers tell a third subject C to enter SCP-5749-1, allowing subject B to exit SCP-5749-2. As he exits, subject A greets him happily and they begin to walk away as SCP-5749 closes. The researchers are surprised.
TRANSCRIPT OF AUDIO LOG FROM TEST RESOLVING INQUIRY 2-A
“Subject A why did you not kill subject B? You know this will result in your termination.” Says a researcher over the intercom, viewing from the observation room.
Subject A responds confused and scared, “What?! But you told me the plans had changed! That I was to not kill him so we both would be freed!”
The researcher responds confused, “What?! Where did you hear…”
“Hey… uhh. Guys.” Another researcher has spoken up from the back of the observation room.
“What?”
“I told him the updated plan.”
“… Why? We agreed this was the new plan!”
“I don’t know. I just felt like he should know. There’s no need for him to kill the man when we initially planned for him not to.”
“But that just completely nullified the test! Why would you do that?!”
“I’m sorry! It just seemed like the right thing to do.”
“You moron! Now we have to… wait… come here now. Log in. Let me see your personel file…
… You have no infractions for disregarding orders… no citations of moral dilemmas in regards to test subject wellness… there’s no reason you should’ve done this…”
“Yeah I mean… I don’t know. I just did. It just seemed like what I should do.”
“… here. Push the button for the auto turrets to eliminate both test subjects.”
The researcher from the back of the room approaches the control console and pushes the button with no delay. The turrets shoot both test subjects. As they fall to the ground, subject A can be heard whimpering through strained breath, “*cough* but you said I would be set free. Why? *cough* I helped you complete your test.”
The initial researcher questioning the test subjects responds over the intercom, “Yes… I believe you did… thank you for your service.”
TRANSCRIPT END
Result: SCP-5749 does control fate. The outcome it “predicts” cannot be changed, and will somehow come to fruition regardless of how unlikely it seems.
The second researcher was monitored for the next month. He showed no signs of moral dilemmas in regards to test subject wellness, and when questioned could never fully explain his rational behind giving test subject A the information he did. He stated that he knew he was doing it of his how volition: that he did not feel driven by some external force, but admits it does seem out of character for him in retrospect.
TEST LOG COMPLETE
These fate controlling properties have also proven to deter SCP-5749 from being opened before the date and time the previous test subject exits. Tests have been done using a date and time card such as in Test Resolving Inquiry 1. One of two results always happens.
1. SCP-5749 is opened at the appropriate time, showing the researcher holding the date and time card. Any attempts to have SCP-5749 be opened prematurely are stopped due to a vast variety of reasons. Usually inexplicable and unanimous changes of heart by all researchers involved, but sometimes technical malfunctions with entering the holding room or sudden facility disasters diverting agents away from the test.
2. SCP-5749 is opened and the researcher isn’t there holding the card. One or multiple attempts to open SCP-5749 prematurely succeed.
Tests have been conducted attempting to enter SCP-5749-2. SCP-5749 can not be opened from SCP-5749-2, with attempts always halted in some form due to its fate controlling properties, regardless of physical or mental strength of SCPs used to attempt the test. Attempts have been made to force test subjects or objects through from the other side while SCP-5749 is open via normal use. Repeated tests with various anomalous SCP’s, living and non-living, have yielded the conclusion that the fate controlling aspect of SCP-5749 always stops anything from passing through the threshold in one way or another.
It must be concluded that it is impossible (see experiment log for test 5749-078) to pass anything through SCP-5749-2 to the past. The only information that can be perceived about the future is what is witnessed when peering through SCP-5749-1 during the few seconds SCP-5749 is open during normal use.
SCP-5749 is currently maintained by sending a single Class-D personnel test subject through it every week. This is done so test subjects effectively “take turns” skipping forward a week in time. Subjects become uneasy when presented with skipping further in time, and there is no need to cause work for the researchers dealing with unruly subjects when it’s a simple process to upkeep. This also acts as a potential containment breach warning system, as if researchers see anything strange on the other side of SCP-5749, they know something may happen within the week. SCP-5749 is no longer authorized for use for the foreseeable future following test 5749-078.
It has also been noted that it must be fact that SCP-5749 will always eventually be opened. If there were a time that it weren’t opened, then the previous subject would not be able to open it and walk through, meaning the subject before that couldn’t. This strain of logic leads to the conclusion that since SCP-5749 works now, it must be in continual use forever, for an infinite amount of time.
[Infinite Use Hypothesis]
SCP-5749 has occasionally been used for personal use by researchers. Some of these instances include:
Dr. Salmer used SCP-5749 to skip the week his in-laws were visiting.
In early December when Dr. Kennel’s child wouldn’t stop crying “I want Christmas!!”, he allowed him to step through SCP-5749 18 days to the holiday so he and his wife could get some sleep.
Dr. Trace had a bet with Dr. Kints. Kints said if Trace could go a week without smoking she’d sleep with him, but if he couldn’t, he had to clean up after SCP-[Undecided] for a month.
[SCP-5749 “bet” incident]
Note - do not allow Dr. Anderson in door room.
Researchers saw dead bodies and rubble when peering through SCP-5749 on XX/XX/20XX. This caused to entire facility to be on high alert for lockdown the entire week.
A week later, Dr. Anderson was seen gathering a box of mannequins, rocks, and fake blood before entering SCP-5749’s room with his test subject, laughing.
Addendum 1:
Use of SCP-5749 is under permanent suspension for the foreseeable future after test 5749-078, though due to its fate controlling properties we don’t foresee that will be an issue.
Experiment log
Test 5749-078
SCP-5749 is going to be used to dispose of SCP-[XXXX]. As the foundation currently doesn’t have any means to dispose of it (even our most advanced weapons can hardly leave a scratch on it), we will send it into SCP-5749, and only open SCP-5749 again when we have the technology to destroy it.
Dr. Canston: “This will be the last use of the door for… potentially a really REALLY long time.”
Dr. Falms: “Yeah.”
Dr. Canston: “What do you think will be on the other side?”
B : “I just hope whatever is there kills this thing. Otherwise it means this has failed. And most likely someone or something did it on purpose, meaning a full blown breach would be underway.”
SCP-[XXXX] is lead to SCP-5749 under heavy sedation. The researchers open SCP-5749 opens and SCP-[XXXX] steps though.
Both researchers report what they saw on the other side. The walls were either coated in some kind of reflective black paint, or covered in a black sludge. SCP-[XXXX]’s head suddenly exploded before it fully decomposed into a small puddle on the floor over the course of approximately 2 seconds. SCP-5749 slammed shut as a shrieking blur on the other side dashed towards it at surprising speed.
Dr. Canston: “… did you see that?!”
Dr. Falms: “Yes.”
Dr. Canston: “What was that thing?! Was that an SCP? Some kind of advanced technology?! A-A-A MONSTER?!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!”
Dr. Falms: “I’m more worried about this…”
*Dr. Falms is looking at the ground*
Something resembling a piece of flesh, though definitely not of human origin, laid there. Both researchers stared at it for a few seconds. It suddenly shook violently and made a loud shriek before imploding upon what looked like a small singularity, disappearing without a trace.
Dr. Canston: “What is happening in whatever time we sent that to?!!”
Dr. Falms: “I don’t know… but it was able to push through the other side of the door.”
The creature or potential event that happens in the future is classified as SCP-5749-3. It’s abilities and circumstances are completely unknown, other than that it could somehow break through the fate controlling aspects of SCP-5749. Concerns have risen about SCP-5749 potentially being opened from the other side, allowing SCP-5749-3 to enter our current time.
DESTRUCTION INITIATIVE
Although SCP-5749 appears to fully susceptible to anything that would break a regular wooden door, tests 5749-079 through 5749-185 have yielded the conclusion that SCP-5749 is indestructible via its fate controlling properties. Results varied from unexpected personal dilemmas with harming SCP-5749 to technological malfunctions of weaponry to inexplicable injuries. “Destruction initiative” was deemed a failure and the room was placed on permanent level 5 lockdown.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 11:20
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP XXXX must be kept inside of its holding cell at all times. This may be a standard holding cell with minor modifications. The cell must contain a heavily reinforced door and no windows so that nothing inside can see outside. If anyone is to enter the containment cell they must be accompanied by armed security personnel. SCP XXXX may only be approached by foundation personnel if it is considered to be in a healthy condition. SCP XXXX's holding cell is on Level 3 clearance. It is highly encouraged that SCP XXXX is also chained up in confinement as an extra precaution.
Description: SCP XXXX is a sentient human corpse that can move on its own volition. Its origin is currently unknown. It was first discovered by the foundation in 2003 roaming the woods of █████. It was found after an investigation into several missing person cases in the area.
SCP XXXX is not one full body but is actually several parts of multiple different corpses that are sewn together with string. These parts will decay at a normal rate. Once one of the body parts reaches the advanced decay stage SCP XXXX will become rabid and seek out the nearest living human. If it reaches the person it is seeking out then it will proceed to violently kill them and rip off a part from their body to replace the decaying parts of its own body. Once it gathers the parts it needs it will tear off the decaying pieces of its own body and then uses the string to sew the new parts back on to replace them.
SCP XXXX is incredibly durable as it has never shown any signs of pain and the only way to neutralize it would be to leave it in its containment cell with no contact for 31 days as the body would eventually fully decompose and liquify. To allow further testing to take place D Class personnel have to be given to SCP XXXX every 10 days.
Addendum XXXX-1
Behaviour: SCP XXXX shows no need to breathe, eat, drink, defecate, blink or sleep. If SCP XXXX has no decaying body parts and is considered healthy it goes into a pacified state and just sits on the ground in the fetal position if left undisturbed. If it is left alone in containment when parts of its body begin to decay it will start to walk around its containment cell. If it then either sees or smells a nearby human it will enter a hostile state, growling and attacking anything it can. SCP XXXX has displayed incredible strength and durability during these aggressive outbursts.
Even when in its passive state SCP XXXX could be incredibly dangerous. If you disturb it in any way while it is resting, it will become aggressive and may attack. SCP XXXX has killed ██ foundation personnel during onsite accidents.
Addendum XXXX-2
Segments: There are 18 parts of the body that SCP XXXX needs to replace on a regular basis. These parts are as follows:
- Head
- Neck
- Right Shoulder
- Upper Right Arm
- Right Forearm
- Right Hand
- Left Shoulder
- Upper Left Arm
- Left Forearm
- Thorax
- Abdomen
- Pelvis
- Right Thigh
- Right Calf
- Right Foot
- Left Thigh
- Left Calf
- Left Foot
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 07:50
SURIGAO, PHILIPPINES – The sunken remains of five Japanese and two U.S. warships — including the vessel that fired the first American shot of World War II — have been found off the Philippines, a team of deep sea explorers funded by billionaire Microsoft co-founder and philanthropist Paul Allen have announced.
Released earlier this week, ahead of the anniversary of Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941, underwater footage shows one of the ships is the USS Ward, the destroyer that fired the first American shot in the war on the morning of the surprise attack, just outside Pearl Harbor. Its second shot sank a Japanese midget submarine.
Briefing reporters Thursday aboard the research vessel Petrel, docked in the port city of Surigao on the northernmost tip of Mindanao island, the team also presented images of what are believed to be wrecks of the Japanese warships Yamashiro, Fuso, Yamagumo, Asagumo and Michishio, which were found between Nov. 22 and 29 on the Surigao Strait seabed.
The five were among seven Imperial Japanese Navy vessels that took part in the Battle of Surigao Strait from late Oct. 24 until before sunrise on Oct. 25, 1944.
After discovering the Japanese vessels, the survey mission proceeded to nearby Ormoc Bay, where it found the wreckages of the USS Ward and USS Cooper in waters some 250 meters deep.
On Dec. 7, 1944, the Ward, a Wickes-class destroyer, was patrolling Ormoc Bay and acting as a high-speed troop transport when it was struck by a kamikaze attack, and the crew was told to abandon ship, the team said.
“The USS Ward found herself in the crucible of American history — at the intersection of a peacetime Navy and war footing,” Adm. Scott Swift, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, was quoted by the team’s press release as saying.
“She took decisive, effective and unflinching action despite the uncertain waters,” Swift added. “Now 76 years on, her example informs our naval posture.”
Referring to the Surigao Strait expedition, team leader Robert Kraft said the shipwrecks “are where the historical records place them generally.”
“The Surigao Strait is a very confined area, so the historical records and the actual reports of that battle are fairly accurate,” he added.
Although greatly outnumbered, the Japanese vessels engaged in a ship-to-ship battle with U.S. and Australian naval forces seeking to wrest control of the Philippines from Japan.
“The liberation of the Philippines (in 1945) could not have occurred without the Battle of Leyte in October 1944. The Battle of Surigao Strait was one of the main actions of the overall Battle of Leyte Gulf,” said Jeremy Barns, director of the National Museum of the Philippines, which granted the permit for the survey.
According to Jake Miranda, a local historian who founded the Battle of Surigao Strait Museum in Surigao, some 4,000 Japanese combatants perished in the fight.
Kraft and lead researcher Paul Mayer told reporters that the Fuso-class dreadnought battleships Yamashiro and Fuso were found upside down, with the former mostly intact and the latter broken.
The Asashio-class destroyers Asagumo and what was believed to be the Michishio were found intact, while what was suspected to be the Yamagumo, a destroyer of the same class, was broken into two pieces as it underwent a violent explosion before sinking.
Mayer said the two wrecks believed to be the Yamagumo and Michishio, which were 2 km apart at the same latitude, were found in shallower areas of just above 100 meters deep. The research team explained they could not ascertain positive identification of the Yamagumo and Michishio due to their identical features.
The three other vessels were submerged at a depth of some 200 meters.
“The ships are in very poor condition, obviously, because of what happened to them. And the overgrowth is very prolific. They now provide a fantastic marine habitat,” Kraft said, adding that rust was visible.
Other images captured included shots of one of the vessels’ 127-mm guns, one of three boilers from a steam turbine propulsion unit and a Japanese sake cup that had a unique plum blossom design.
Since the exploration was only external, no interior images of the ships were generated and no remains were found.
Mayer said they are willing to provide their data to the National Institute of Defense Studies in Tokyo, and to the Kure Maritime Museum, also known as the Yamato Museum, in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Kraft said the team did not remove anything from the sites, noting that “these ships are war graves, so they need to be treated with due respect to these brave men that served on these ships and perished there.”
Barns, of the National Museum of the Philippines, whose agency is mandated to serve as the custodian and protector of such relics, said the discovery of the warships’ location will provide “a greater sense of closure” to the relatives of those who died in the sinkings.
“We hope that the work that we have done is appreciated and that it brings closure so they can finally identify where their loved ones have been lost — that it helps them in some way or comforts them,” Kraft said.
Annette Villaces of the Surigao municipal government said although the exact locations of the wrecks will not be publicly released, the confirmation of their existence is expected to boost local tourism.
In March 2015, Allen’s team discovered the wreck of the legendary Japanese battleship Musashi in the Sibuyan Sea off the central Philippine province of Romblon.
The 263 meter-long, 73,000-ton Musashi, said to be one of the largest and most technologically advanced battleships, was sunk by U.S. forces on Oct. 24, 1944, as it was about to participate in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. More than 1,000 sailors died in the sinking.
“These projects that we undertake are done with the intent of educating and inspiring,” Kraft said. “Paul Allen does these projects because of his passion for preserving history, honoring the memory of his father, and his deep love for the ocean and archaeology.”
The 250-foot Petrel is manned by some 35 personnel and is equipped with advanced technology, mainly a remotely operated vehicle, to explore the sea to depths of as much as 6,000 meters.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 06:27
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
As of 7-30-20██, only 1 containment has been possible, which of is currently unavailable due to SCP-XXXX’s species and it’s adaptation to the protocol.
Should a event of a SCP-XXXX stalking been found on a family with any of the “requirements” below, a evacuation of the family, and they are to be taken to Site-██ for questioning, then to be given Class-B amnestics, before being taken to a completely urban area, bigger than the size of 150 hectares In width and 200 hectares in length.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a species, similar to a large sized gecko, however, their body is instead Red, Blue, Black, or yellow, face is mixed up, seemingly having no affects on any muscular or nervous system, while most have eyes scrambled and the mouth larger than usual, reports of a complete failure of nose development, mouth having no bottom jaw-bone, and eyes appearing the sides of the head, which of **all of currently being immobile, and cannot attack or stalk as easy as a normal SCP-XXXX-A.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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