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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 15:55
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 14:59
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being held at Site-21 in a standard type 2 humanoid containment cell. It has been granted class 4 privileges (barring the ability to leave the site), as well as unrestricted access to amenities.
At all times is the object to wear a Class B Time-Reality Harness (TRH) as to negate it's anomalous ability. In the event SCP-XXXX breaches containment and removes the TRH, full site lockdown is to be initiated. Once lockdown is established, sleeping agents are to be deployed in SCP-XXXX's location to neutralize the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is former MTF operative, Agent █████. It is a Caucasian male roughly 32 years of age, measures at 187 cm, weighs 113 kg, and is considered healthy. SCP-XXXX has black hair, brown eyes, and has no abstract features other than a scar running from the center of it's eyebrows to the bottom of it's left cheek.
The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX come in the form of it being able to enter a 'spectral' state. It claims that, while in this state, the following occurs:
- It is able to leave it's body, though it maintains it's shape and form
- Time slows by an undetermined amount (it has said it's able to easily view and evade firing bullets)
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 12:45
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 11:49
Past the town on a hill,
Is an infinite field,
Where the sun comes and rises.
Our utopia unique,
Where the plantlife grow freely,
And our summers are blissful.
A place free from stress,
Where are our problems come to rest.
Topogropishts tried to map,
But there are no boundaries, we're free,
No borders, just trees.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 09:46
OMG BUDDY
Special Containment Procedure: Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be removed from SCP-XXXX-1 and held within storage vault 24 at Site 73. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be held in storage vault 25 at site 73. Access to SCP-XXXX-1 requires level 1 credentials. SCP-XXXX-1 may be taken freely outside of the facility and be repurposed as gifts or personal keepsakes, as they contain no inherent anomalous properties. Access to SCP-XXXX-2 requires level 5 credentials and is to be used only in times when the Ethics Committee is unable to answer a moral quandary necessary to solve for the procession of the foundation as deemed by the O5 Council.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained via a continuous disinformation campaign convincing the general population that morality is subjective and there are no such things as objectively correct moral prescriptions. Any person not authorized or otherwise unable to possess knowledge of SCP-XXXX is to be anesthetized upon discovery of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous phenomenon responsible for the existence of all morality in the universe. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX came into existence. It has been determined through testing that all prescriptive statements created by the harnessing and usage of SCP-XXXX appeal to the sense known as morality found in most humans. The existence of SCP-XXXX poses a cognitohazard to most individuals as the revelation that one's view of the subjectivity of morality can induce traumatic meltdowns by undermining one's core beliefs. Some, such as psychopaths and sociopaths are immune to such cognitohazard, lacking the morality needed to have such core beliefs.The phenomenon is most notably seen within the containment of a toy produced and sold by the Dr. Wondertainment Company, referred to by the SCP Foundation as SCP-XXXX-1, named by the Dr. Wondertainment as the Objective Morality Generating Buddy, and colloquially known as the OMG Buddy.
SCP-XXXX-2 are anomalous technological components believed to be created or discovered by Dr. Wondertainment Corporation for the purpose of creating a toy for market sale. SCP-XXXX-2 does not require a power input, nor is it a significant source of power, only able to sustain itself. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 generates its power. Two terminals are found on instances of SCP-XXXX-2, these are known to be data inputs and outputs. It is unknown exactly how SCP-XXXX-2 interprets data, however research indicates that it is able to understand a variety of inputs including electrical data inputs from any microphone and understand the meaning of the input regardless of language, as well as understanding a variety of computer languages. When a question is asked of SCP-XXXX-2 through any form of electrical input the anomaly will remain dormant for a period of time before an output is received. The period of time before receiving an output seems to be determined by the moral complexity of the input. After such period SCP-XXXX-2 relays the objectively moral answer in a way in which the outputs connection will understand, either through audio of a language able to be understood by speakers of any language when hooked up to an audio output, or through characters of the same anomalous language, which when displayed on monitors are able to be understood by all, even those who are otherwise illiterate. It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 is able to produce these outputs or be cognizant of what form of output it is connected to.
SCP-XXXX-1 is an anomalous toy sold by Dr. Wondertainment. It is best described as an artificial toy resembling one of, or an amalgamation of, commonly known species which young children are drawn to keep as pets, such as rodents, canines, felines and insects, as well as more fantastical creatures such as a unicorn. There are many different forms of SCP-XXXX-1 that were made for market sale, each one has a distinct aura of wholesome kindness, making it an attractive purchase in the toy aisle. 3 Double A Batteries are required to power SCP-XXXX-1
The shell of the SCP-XXXX-1 is not known to contain any inherent anomalous properties. However, when SCP-XXXX-2 is inserted into the toys shell and connected to circuitry which controls the toys movement and artificial speech system the toy seems to gain some level of sapience. Furthermore, when SCP-XXXX-2 is placed within the shell of SCP-XXXX-1, the shell is given the ability to move in ways that the shell's animatronic movement systems should not allow for. This includes exhibiting properties of a living animal such as the ability to breath, eat, and talk despite having none of the interior faculties to conduct these functions; as well as the ability to move itself in an animalistic fashion. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 only exhibit these traits and abilities when powered by three Double A Batteries.
The anomalous toy is packaged similarly to instances SCP-2228. The boxes feature graphics of SCP-XXXX-1 respective to the style contained within alongside several examples of questions children can ask the toy, and the answers SCP-XXXX-1 would likely respond with. The underside of the box relays a message similar to the one found on the underside of SCP-2228, detailing the contents:
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All Future ethics committee members are to make keen use of the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™ for any and all ethical dilemmas they face at home!
Description: Learn all of the fun ways YOU can make the world a better place and prove those silly parents you DO know what’s best! We here at Dr. Wondertainment have searched far and wide across the magic lands beyond perception to bring to you, straight from the source of ALL universal morality, the Objective Morality Generator Buddy™.
Addendum: Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for any physical or mental damage caused by use of The SCP Foundation’s Ethics Committee™ Objective Morality Generator Buddy™. Any statements produced by Objective Morality Generator™ do not necessarily reflect the views of Dr. Wondertainment. Ages 11+. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
Recovery: Several instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered after reports of the Dr. Wondertainment brand toys were received. The toys were removed from the shelves of stores worldwide and agents were sent to discreetly retrieve instances that had already been purchased. In the event that the toy had been purchased as a gift and had already left the buyer's custody the agents were authorized to question, interrogate or otherwise persuade the purchaser to provide information on the whereabouts of the instance of SCP-XXXX-1. After the initial retrieval period, . of SCP-XXXX-1 were recovered in events of suicide and homicide, investigated by the foundation after local authorities deemed a crime to have no logical motive. It is unknown how many instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were sold and how many of those are currently in circulation. Bilateral conference with Dr. Wondertainment has ensured no more instances of SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 are to be produced.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 06:49
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 06:00
MEMORANDUM
To: Site Director Baker
From: Sr. Researcher Espinoza, Site-11
Date: February 5, 201█
Subject: The following is a report on MTF Omega-9's efforts in the containment of the new strain of SCP-610 (currently classified as 610-T)
Summary: On January 26th, 201█, the foundation became aware of an outbreak of SCP-610, the epicenter of which was in a rural part of █████████, Mexico. The incident had previously escaped foundation notice, as members of the Church of the Broken God had partially covered up the outbreak (which had occurred in one of their own isolated communities) and attempted to resolve the issue themselves. However, the infection spread further and faster than what they were prepared for, and sought foundation assistance.
After attempts by containment specialists, and other MTF to contain the anomaly, it was discovered that this particular instance of SCP-610, had new traits not previously seen in other epidemics. Samples currently undergoing analysis. Two things are known about SCP-610-T:
- Infection on biological organisms is consistent SCP-610's effects, however the rate of change is slowed significantly when compared to other SCP-610 instances. It is, however, highly reactive/attracted to technology. It appears that it has the ability to 'infect' inanimate objects, as long as they are complex and mechanical in nature.
- This infection typically manifests as a machine's components being altered to fit new purposes, usually with other nearby infected machines fitting a complementary purpose. This has led us to believe that SCP-610-T changes machines to act more like parts in a grander unit, as seen in previous SCP-610 field logs.
MTF Omega-9 ("The Scrubs") was sent in for their application of immense suppressing power. As so far our only method of communicating with Omega-9 is through the online quake chatroom, their messages will be embedded in this memo.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 05:12
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently being kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. The manifestation of sustenance and outside objects are prohibited for SCP-XXXX. (update: Upon request, SCP-XXXX may manifest any food items) SCP-XXXX is provided with an NES2gaming console to lower the chance of an emotionally caused containment breach.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.82-meter tall male of Greek descent weighing 68 kilograms. This is its observable form and not of its true nature. SCP-XXXX is biologically immortal, and has a biological age of 60 years, and has shown no further signs of senescence since current containment procedures began. SCP-XXXX has also stated that it is 2,510 years of age. SCP-XXXX possesses low-level object manifestation capabilities that can manifest objects inside the mass of 14 kilograms.
SCP-XXXX has existed since between the Archaic period and the Classic period of Greece3 and has gone unnoticed by the foundation until 2010. It was previously residing in Door County, Wisconsin. SCP-XXXX was up until foundation custody, manifesting its necessities and pleasures to sustain its life. SCP-XXXX has gone under many trends, across the ages protecting its cover until the late 1980s, where it gained a particular fondness for the decade. It engages in activities such as power walking, NES console gaming, and other activities of the sort. Its outfit of choice includes,
- Sweat wrist bands
- A neon yellow hoodie with the phrase, "stay cool" printed on it in light blue
- A generic, dark blue cap
- A pair of sunglass with green arms
- Blue denim jeans
- Untied, red sneakers
It prefers its birth name, Φρέσκα4 and has repeatedly claimed to be directly related to Chronos5.
Addendum XXXX.1:
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 03:34
Item #: SCP—174-j
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-174-j is allowed to roam site-19 taking whatever he wants out of the cafeteria fridges and is allowed to sleep on the benches SCP-174-j is to be locked up in a 6 x 6 chamber on the moon using reinforced iron to chain him to he wall a security camera is to placed in the cell to check if he wakes up again, if he returns back to earth it is to be reported to the 05 Council immediately, see incident SCP-174-j-A for report
Description: SCP-174-J is an old smelly, horny drunken old man who is also is wizard, he appears to be in the 70 to 80 age bracket however is incredibly agile for his age, he tends to wear potaoto sacks or dresses from the 15th century, his unique capability is he is a wizard and can do whatever he wants, however will refuse to use his powers at his full capability, he was founded wandering in site-19 eating pizza in the cafeteria and sleeping on the benches, Facility personnel complained, and he was turned in for questioning, he told personnel that he was a wizard, it was disregarded immediately and he was given amnestic treatment and was escorted out of the facility, he appeared again the next day and then was given his scp classification,
Incident SCP-174-J: SCP-174 appeared to incredibly angered to find out that pizza was not on the menu for today, he through a fit and turned into giant, the being was around 15 meters tall and exploded through the roof killing Dr. ████ , Site Director █████ and several other highly important personnel, he began bablying how he wanted pizza and no one gave to him, he began touring the site apart, letting several SCP entities escape and eventually being killed by SCP-174, Dr. ████ requested the immediate back for MTF Nu-7 however when they arrived SCP-174 transformed back to his normal form and fell asleep, New Containment procedures were in placed and SCP-147-j was catapulted to the moon,
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 01:34
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