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DATE: 09 Apr 2021 14:19
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DATE: 09 Apr 2021 10:27
Description: SCP-049-2 instances are reanimated corpses that have been operated on by SCP-049. These instances do not seem to retain any of their prior memories or mental functions, having only basic motor skills and response mechanisms. While these instances are generally inactive, moving very little and in a generally ambulatory fashion, they can become extremely aggressive if provoked, or if directed to by SCP-049. SCP-049-2 instances express active biological functions, though these are vastly different from currently understood human physiology. Despite these alterations, SCP-049 often remarks that the subjects have been "cured".
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 20:21
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 19:01
:root { --timeScale: 1; --timeDelay: 0s; } /* Converting middle divider from box-shadow to ::before pseudo-element */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: none!important; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { position: absolute; content: " "; width: 100%; height: 0.5rem; background-color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); transform: translateY(-0.74rem); } /* DIVIDER */ .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { animation-name: divider; animation-duration: calc(0.74s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CLASSIFIED LEVEL BARS */ div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.32s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.61s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.95s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } /* TOP TEXT */ div.top-left-box, div.top-right-box { clip-path: polygon( 0% -50%, 150% -50%, 150% 100%, 0% 100%); } div.top-left-box > *, div.top-right-box > * { position: relative; animation-name: bottomup; animation-duration: calc(0.65s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */ div.text-part > * { clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%); animation-name: expand2; animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-name: expand1; } div.text-part > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.main-class::before, div.main-class::after { animation-name: iconslide; animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* BOTTOM TEXT */ div.main-class > *, div.disrupt-class > *, div.risk-class > * { animation-name: flowIn; animation-duration: calc(0.42s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: ease-out; animation-fill-mode: backwards; } /* DIAMOND */ div.arrows { animation-name: arrowspin; animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.quadrants > * { animation-name: fade; animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.top-icon, div.right-icon, div.left-icon, div.bottom-icon { animation-name: nodegrow; animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99); animation-fill-mode: backwards; } div.diamond-part { clip-path: polygon( -10% 0.37%, 120% 0.37%, 120% 100%, -10% 100%); animation-name: diamondBorder; animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale)); animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); animation-iteration-count: 1; animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94); animation-fill-mode: backwards; will-change: box-shadow; } /* MOBILE QUERY */ @media (max-width: 480px ) { .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before { display:none; } .anom-bar > .bottom-box { box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important; } div.top-center-box > * { animation-name: bar-mobile; animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(1) { animation-delay: calc(0.1s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(5) { animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); } } /*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/ @media (prefers-reduced-motion) { div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; } } /*-------------------------*/ @keyframes divider { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar { from { max-width: 0%; } to { max-width: 100%; } } @keyframes bar-mobile { from { max-height: 0%; } to { max-height: 100%; } } @keyframes bottomup { from { top: 100px; } to { top: 0; } } @keyframes expand1 { from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);} to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);} } @keyframes iconslide { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);} to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);} } @keyframes expand2 { from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;} to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;} } @keyframes fade { from { opacity: 0;} to { opacity: 1;} } @keyframes flowIn { from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); } to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); } } @keyframes arrowspin { from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); } to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); } } @keyframes nodegrow { from { transform: scale(0);} to { transform: scale(1);} } @keyframes diamondBorder { from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); } }
Clearance Code Accepted
SCP-5776 upon initial discovery.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: Any personnel who are found to have revealed this document to SCP-5776 will receive appropriate disciplinary action.
Special Containment Procedures: Under no circumstances must SCP-5776 discover the existence of this document. SCP-5776 is to be kept in a soundproof room in Sector 4 of Site-19, and should be placed in a glass container visible from the viewing window. If any member of staff wishes to read the documentation supplied outside SCP-5776’s chamber, the containment room’s window must be blacked out so the object cannot view the document in question.
Description: SCP-5776 is an infohazardous entity that is able to alter descriptions of itself. This property has been shown to manifest only in textual, video, photo, or audio recollections. SCP-5776 typically chooses to display itself as an extremely hazardous entity with the ability to onset an XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario, though in reality, it poses no known threat to human life. SCP-5776’s infohazardous properties are only in effect when SCP-5776 is aware of the exact way it is presented in the medium.
SCP-5776’s effect is usually noticeable, with the altered depiction having some form of indication such as incorrect grammar, tone or abrupt statements. These effects are believed to be unintentional.
SCP-5776 is visually similar to a standard marshmallow, approximately 1.5 inches tall and 0.5 inches in diameter, and in neutral state displays a 'smiley face'.2 When SCP-5776 discovers it has been portrayed in a non-threatening manner, the object’s face will immediately shift to depict an angered expression.3 It is capable of limited mobility, including small hops, swaying gently and falling on its curved side to roll. It is currently unknown whether SCP-5776 is sentient.
Recovery: SCP-5776 was discovered on 29/05/2015 by Agent Addison during her break in a staff room in Site-19. The agent recalls consuming ‘Haribo‘ brand marshmallows4 during an off-duty lunch hour upon pulling SCP-5776 from her bag. The following is a description of camera footage taken during this event.
Following this log, SCP-5776 rolled halfway down the corridor before being stopped by Site Director Wilkinson. SCP-5776 was soon given anomalous classification and assigned containment procedures.
Addendum 5776.1: Testing
To date, there have been 3 tests to determine the boundaries of SCP-5776’s effect. The following is a description of each test performed on the item.
Addendum 5776.2: Containment Update
On 22/05/2020, SCP-5776 discovered the existence of its documents. This is believed to have been caused by junior researchers reading the documentation loudly outside SCP-5776’s room. This resulted in Researcher Grey having to re-write much of the altered text. Note: We thank Researcher Grey for spending many hours on this endeavour. Following this incident, the current containment procedures have been put into place, now requiring SCP-5776’s containment room to be soundproof.
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 18:29
Item #: SCP-3356
Object Class: Ectoentropic
Containment Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3356 is contained within a Polymide-material containment chamber. Provisional Area-303 has been established around the anomaly to facilitate containment. The following specifications have been listed below for the structural requirements to indefinitely prevent containment breaching.
- Three circular chambers approximately 30x20x20 centimeters in diameter. Chambers are to contain hydrogen and helium. The space between each hydrogen and helium atoms must not exceed 0.034719 * 104 hydrogen atomic nuclei.
- Thick wires composed of Nickel material connecting from SCP-3356 to each circular chamber. The wires are insulated to prevent heat from escaping out of the interior of the wires.
- A monitoring room at least 30 meters from the designated "containment zone".
- A contraption used to significantly cool down the designated "containment zone" to temperatures near absolute zero. Further insulation protects the containment zone from thermodynamic radiation or entropy.
- Approximately every 4 months, the production of nuclear fission within each chamber must be enacted at simultaneous intervals to extend the nuclear fusion.
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 18:12
SCP-5943
Class:
Special containment procedures:SCP-5943 is to we kept in a vat of 10% fluoroantimonic acid and 90% solution of chlorine Reduce the chance of it anomalously creating objects that could help and it to escape.
Description: SCP-5943 is an anomalous, sentient dragon-like snake , highly resembling that of the Quetzalcoatl, of Mayan mythology, who living in a swimming pool in (redacted) Florida. when a couple in the area we’re complaining about finding a giant snake their pool, That they sworn was talking to them. MTFs quickly moved in And many of MTFs were knocked out by a strong smell of chlorine in the air.
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 18:03
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Page Layout: Level 5 clearance document, with the addendum containing 2 combat logs showing Yuraks abilities, many interviews with Yurak, and a talk between O5-1 (place holder for now) and Yurak.
Elevator Pitch:
- Yurak is a level 5 reality-bender that has complete control over darkness and chaos itself. His knowledge of both the anomalies and multiverse as a whole is vastly extensive. Unlike his title suggests, Yurak is a pretty laid-back god and doesn't intensionally cause chaos and sees it more like a job/work.
Central Narrative:
Hook/Attention-Grabber: While Yurak is compliant with the foundation, for now, Yurak has the ability to cause an XK-Class Scenario if he ever chooses to, which means that he could become a major threat to the foundation and all of humanity. But the hard part is that he is a touchy anomaly that the foundation can't afford to piss off, but can't afford to be too lax that he walks around in a public area. Making his containment protocols in a weird position and becoming very extensive.
Additional Notes:
Object Class: Keter
Risk Class: Danger
Disruption Class: Keneq
Threat Level: Black
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 17:56
Object upon recovery.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept folded in a standard containment locker. SCP-XXXX is not to be brought outside, except under testing conditions.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a Hawaiian style straw umbrella, measured at 7 feet 1 inch in height. The object has a symbol of what appears to be the sun on it's support. When any mammal,
hereby referred to as "the subject", enters the space under the SCP-XXXX while the top of SCP-XXXX is directly exposed to the sun, they will begin to exhibit signs of severe heat stroke, regardless of precautions taken. Subjects demonstrate extreme fear of exiting the cover of the object, and will attempt to fight off any attempt to remove it from this space. Upon the subject being removed from this space, this affect dissipates. After this, SCP-XXXX's second affect begins.
Depending on how long the subject was under the object, along with the temperature of the room, subjects will develop first to fourth degree burns, always over the course of 30 seconds. This effect is more intense the longer the subject was under the umbrella. This affect does not occur if the air temperature is below 10 degrees Celsius.
SCP-XXXX was recovered after an emergency response to a 911 call in southern California, with records showing the caller to have reported that their husband had been "turned into a skeleton". SCP-XXXX was found and recovered by MTF-Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") when they arrived after having heard a recording of the call. All witnesses were given Class A amnestics and released. A cover story of a fire was released, and the body was cremated.
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 15:25
Item #: SCP-5922
Object Class: Protector-Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-5922, It is nearly impossible to contain it. then again, It protects humans, so we have no reason to even try to contain it.
Description: General Description: SCP-5922 is a protector of humans of which are being attacked, it Limps around the halls of site[REDACTED], Shotgun in hand. While not being capable of mouth speech, if their radio signal is connected to, And translated from [REDACTED] Language, they can be heard.
Behaviors: If It Hears, Or Sees a human being attacked by a SCP, It will attack the SCP For a long enough time so that any survivors can run and, then will teleport to the far-side of the facility.
If Attacked by a human, it will immediately [Data EXPUNGED].
Addendum: Originaly being a human SCP-Infiltrator, He was attacked by SCP-683, And had a large amount of flesh ripped off, he was found to be Immortal. And so, He was considered to be an SCP. It is unknown what caused either the Immortality or the Teleportation.
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DATE: 08 Apr 2021 15:18
A picture of SCP-XXXX 5 days before Incident XXXX-01
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Neutralised Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a Cardboard box in site 23's Storage and wrapped in Bubble Wrap until Used for testing SCP-XXXX is to be in a Stainless steel Box with a concrete steel layer and Is to be locked at all times.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Mechanical Robot, It stands 4 feet in height, SCP-XXXX Dates back to Mid 20th century Germany. The Words, "klaus der Roboter" Is Carved into the back of the Robot, SCP-XXXX seems non anomalous until a Human Is seen in the Robot's Line sight ,SCP-XXXX can shoot a Low energy Ray Of Radiation that will cause mild sunburn High energy ray of Radiation that Will Burn the area of the ray. SCP-XXXX is capable of Human speech but only in German.
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