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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 01:34
WARNING:
Drug use included
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 00:58
The following file contains information of Dr. Chaos,
Site Director and Senior Researcher of Site-69
Name: Dr. Christopher Chaos
Security Clearance Level: █
Age: 23
Personnel Class: B
Profession: Researcher, Site Director (Site-69), Expertise in Reality Benders
Location: Site-69, but can be mobilized if needed
History: Any data about his life before the foundation has been expunged for some reason but the O5 council seems to trust him enough to give him full control over the newly recaptured Site-69 (which used to be Area-37). He is an invaluable resource for Site-69 both in research and organization and extremely loyal to the foundation.
Additional Information: Has an interesting sense of humor.
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DATE: 10 Mar 2021 00:00
When spring comes and winter fades,
the sun slowly pulls away a soft snow blanket.
Toys once belonging to children,
Forgotten in the snow,
once pulled up were faded.
Plantlife buried deeply,
suffocated in the winter,
only to sprout up in spring.
Buildings covered in snow,
dotting with speckles of ice,
Made to drip when it gets warm.
When you look at these long after,
You reminisce,
About the season you missed,
About a hearty winter
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 19:34
NOTICE!
The Global Occult Coalition has discovered this SCP:
their Collection Division Agents are on the prowl.
Thus, greater risk will come in tracking further instances of it.
Volunteer Project SCP-5XXX (A Day to Store Birthdays) has been initiated for the collection of a few SCP-5XXX instances for the purpose of saving some instances from the GOC.
Anomaly #: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Class: Safe, Widespread
Description: SCP-5XXX is a phenomenon that affects rocks. These rocks (or SCP-5XXX-A instances) will turn into cakes when one puts a candle on them. With the exception of removed parts, if the candle is taken out, SCP-5XXX-A instances will return to their original form. SCP-5XXX-A instances were originally discovered in Ken's Quarry in by Foundation members in Gary, Indiana, and were believed to be restricted there, until in other world locations they were found at.
Addendum SCP-5XXX A:
On May 24, 2020, Foundation member Nathan Gateau was captured by the GOC. It is believed that the GOC discovered the existence of SCP-5XXX from Nathan Gateau, because afterwards, GOC agents were observed to be en-masse finding and taking discovered SCP-5XXX-A instances.
Several Examples of GOC Containment Attempts:
| Date | Location | Description |
| May 27, 2020 | Sacramento, California | GOC agents are observed at the Descansar Park, putting candles on all rocks. Discovered instances are collected in a container made for such purposes. At the same time, SCP-5XXX has been added to the "Ghastly Overseer Citizens Phoneline " System. |
| June 1, 2020 | Luck High, Arizona | Instance discovered at Gerald Ford Elementary School the day before. Forced closure is enforced on the school, and GOC agents test all the rocks at the Elementary school. They find no other instances. |
| June 4, 2020 | Hykers, Utah | Large SCP-5XXx-A instance discovered after Roger Tocks puts a candle on a boulder as a joke. The instance was about 6 feet tall. Afterwards, GOC agents observed to be putting candles on large boulders (one more instance was discovered) |
| June 5, 2020 | Brightham, Tennessee | GOC agents with trucks observed at every quarry, collecting all the rocks they can find in their trucks. |
| June 8, 2020 | All national parks | GOC agents discovered at all national parks, engaging in a currently active process of rock collecting. |
| June 10, 2020 | Stills, Alabama | After discovery of SCP-5XXX-A instances at Strillkim (a stronghold for the Chaos Insurgency faction led by Rockefeller Dulac), GOC agents invade, and anomalies are utilised by both factions. The GOC eventually prevails, though with the result that all centipedes are constantly falling from the clouds in Strillkim. |
| June 10, 2020 | Roswell, Texas | Leaked documents from GOC Site 64 suggests the construction of a device for rocks to be translocated to the area for easy collection. |
Note from Gary, Indiana member Joy Gao
Cake from rocks: that is all that the SCP is. Nothing dangerous, just a mere little fancy of nature really.
And yet, even that the GOC determines cannot be allowed to be free.
I was in the forest one day, tracking down that 'deer creepypasta' monster, when I suddenly saw the approach of GOC agents. Turning myself into a falcon, I flew up onto a tree, and watched as I saw these three agents, decked out in trenchcoats bearing the GOC insignia, take out a bunch of candles and stick them out onto a bunch of rock.
Every single one of the rock. Even the smallest pebble. All done with the same GOC-trained patience, as the clocks slipped away in broad minute numbers.
I even heard one of them suggest they try it on grains.
And the whole thing felt like something out of a comedy, except…
Well, they are the GOC. For just not being what they consider normal, they bring down the fire and they bring down the chains. And their souls they have dedicated to that mission
Even if atrocities they will make.
Even if chaos they drag along.
Even if…
Even if they will scour the world, sticking a candle on every rock.
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 16:40
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5550
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5550 is to be contained inside of a hermetically sealed refrigerator in Site-87s safe item storage vault. The refrigerator itself is to maintain a temperature of 45℉, a humidity of 25%, and SCP-5550 is to be kept upright during storage at all times. Access to SCP-5550 is available to all level 2 staff and above, as long as the staff member in question submits their request to the SCP-5550 research team, and conducts their usage of the object in test chamber 216 to be observed and receive a psychiatric evaluation prior to and after use. The evaluation can be waived by the order of a level 3 or above medical staff member for emergencies, namely for the restoration of critical staff members. Once use is concluded, SCP-5550 is to be re-corked with a pre-soaked cork and placed back into storage.
After each test is concluded, the type of 5550-1 instance produced is to be recorded in order to decipher the traits associated with each instance. All personnel who involve themselves in testing are to be monitored for one week after the test is concluded. Monitoring focuses on changes in physical health, mental health, and notable changes in baseline personality traits.
Description: SCP-5550 is an anomalous wine bottle that was discovered in ███████, Oregon on April 17, 19██ (See addendum 5550-A for recovery log). The bottle is a standard, deep green tinted, 750ml glass wine bottle with a slightly worn label on the “front” of the bottle. This label prominently features a gold colored cross with the text “A Drink to your Health” above the cross and the text “For all your Frequent Ailments” below the cross in a cursive English font with a white background. There is also no date, wine designation or winery name to be found on the label. The bottle has been shown to be highly resistant to damage, and is speculated to be nearly or completely indestructible (see Addendum-5550-B Experiment 4).
The liquid inside of the bottle, designated SCP-5550-1, is a liquid of unclear composition as it has been shown to change based on the person who is served SCP-5550-1. It will most commonly manifest itself as wine of various types. The type of wine that results seems to be based on the past history and current physical and mental state of the consumer. The type of wine poured will change based on who is pouring the bottle, but the fluid will change again if the container holding the poured quantity changes possession from person to person. The quantity of SCP-5550-1 inside SCP-5550 has so far proven to be limitless, with all fluid seeming to regenerate at the rate at which it is being poured.
SCP-5550-1 possesses mind altering properties as well as the ability to alter the physical condition of the consumer. These effects do not always manifest together but have been known to in some tested circumstances. All effects that have been recorded during Foundation testing on human subjects have proven to be overwhelmingly positive in all cases. As a result, SCP-5550 and 5550-1 are open to Foundation staff with level 2 clearance or above who wish to volunteer for testing or are prescribed the use of SCP-5550 by level 3 or above medical staff.
Addendum 5550-A: Recovery log: SCP-5550 was discovered in ███████, Oregon on April 17, 19██, in the home of a man named █████ ██████ who lived in a double wide trailer on the outskirts of town. Mr. ██████ was found to have died in his home on April 15, 19██ at the age of 92, and appeared to have died of natural causes unaffiliated with any anomaly, including SCP-5550, which he seems to have spilled as a result of his death.
Neighbors only checked on Mr. ██████ when they noticed that “a small creek of wine was flowing from his front porch.” Local authorities went to the house of Mr. ██████ and discovered his body partially submerged in a “lake of wine” that had pooled in his living room area. When SCP-5550 was found floating in the “lake”, an officer proceeded to attempt to pour out all remaining contents, only to find that the fluid would not stop pouring from the bottle, even after several minutes. Only when the police report was filed did the Foundation learn of the existence of SCP-5550 through the Foundation’s monitoring of law enforcement computer networks and moved swiftly to obtain SCP-5550 and prevent word of the event from reaching the public. All officers involved in initial recovery were given class-B amnestics and returned to their normal lives and the police report was expunged.
Addendum 5550-B: Testing log
This document records all of the most relevant tests and their related effects and implications at the time the tests were conducted. Each recorded test is formatted in the following way. The test subject is introduced, followed by any significant physical or mental abnormalities or conditions. The procedure for the experiment will be outlined followed by results and will finish with conclusions and implications.
Experiment 1:
Test Subject: D-3255, Caucasian male, age 34
Relevant Conditions and History: D-3255 has a criminal history including 2nd degree murder and armed robbery which resulted in said 2nd degree murder. Subject displays mild symptoms of sociopathy.
Procedure: Subject is to be placed into test chamber 216 and monitored by video feed and be given a normal wine glass to sample SCP-5550-1. Subject will verbally confirm the style of wine and then sample it. Research staff will observe the results.
Results: Subject is compliant with all stipulated procedures. Subject proceeds to the table in the middle of the room and is seen pouring himself half a glass of SCP-5550-1 and drinks it. Subject states that the substance sampled is Merlot. Upon finishing the glass, subject is seen to have a sad look on his face and then begins to openly weep. After one minute, subject begins shouting out loudly: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” Subject was apprehended by Foundation security and brought into an adjacent psych evaluation room.
Upon questioning by Dr. Marcus, lead researcher of SCP-5550, subject expressed extreme remorse over his past actions and had a strong desire to meet with the family of his past victim, apologize, and beg for their forgiveness. After a week of monitoring, all sociopathic personality traits have since disappeared. Subject has requested a Bible, and has been reading it every day and praying since he received it after the test.
Conclusions: It would appear that SCP-5550-1 has mind altering characteristics, which led to the complete removal of sociopathy from D-3255. It will need to be tested further before this phenomenon is fully understood. A test subject with a different set of circumstances would be ideal.
– Dr. Marcus
Experiment 3:
Test Subject: D-2918, Black male, age 28
Relevant Conditions and History: Subject has a criminal history of theft including: Grand Theft Auto, theft, petty theft, and armed robbery. Diagnosed with Kleptomania.
Procedure: Subject is to be given an extensive psychological screening prior to entering test chamber 216. Upon entry, subject is to consume at least a small glass full of SCP-5550-1, describe its flavor and be moved into the interrogation room after initial observations. A post-test psychological screening will be conducted afterwards and subject will be monitored for behavioral changes for one week.
Note: This procedure will furthermore be referred to as “standard” for brevity.
Results: D-2918 is compliant with all stipulated procedures. Subject proceeds to the table in the middle of the room and pours a large glass of SCP-5550-1 which is notably lighter in color than in the previous tests. Subject confirms the observation and calls the liquid “Chardonnay”. Subject consumes the liquid and is seen with a melancholic expression for approximately 10 seconds before he sits down on the floor with a contented smile on his face. Subject does not resist guidance to the interrogation room. When questioned, subject expresses extreme gratitude for the air he is breathing and the clothes he is wearing and describes a feeling of complete satisfaction with his current situation and shame over his previous “foolish greed”.
After post-test screening and one week of observation, the subject did not attempt to steal any item of any kind, even those of extreme value. Subject expressed gratitude for the most minor of kindnesses, and a strong distaste for overt wealth and those with strong desires for a materialistic lifestyle. Subject requested to work as an employee to the Foundation to earn a regular salary to restore all of the items he had stolen previously.
Conclusions: SCP-5550-1s effect on the human mind is becoming apparent, but more testing will have to be conducted to see the full extent of this effect. It is also hypothesized that this effect could also result in physical as well as psychological alterations. Tests on physically injured subjects are suggested.
– Dr. Marcus
Experiment 7:
Test Subject: D-3011, Caucasian female, age 30
Relevant Conditions and History: Subject has a long criminal history of minor offenses including public disturbance, public indecency, non-compliance with authority figures, and minor traffic violations. Subject’s right arm was broken in an incident with the police where she resisted arrest.
Procedure: Standard w/ post-test medical examination
Results: D-3011 was initially and predictably not cooperating with Foundation personnel and instructions. After being reminded of the penalties for non-compliance, the subject reluctantly completes the test by pouring a half full glass of SCP-5550-1. Subject identifies the liquid as Zinfandel. Upon consumption, the subject remains still after setting down the glass for approximately 7 seconds. Then she looks down at her clothes and begins to pat out the wrinkles, then stands up in a dignified posture and motions to the research team to proceed with the next part of the experiment. Subject is compliant with Foundation security and heads to the interrogation room.
Upon questioning, the subject is unusually compliant, even by comparison to some of the most loyal Foundation staff. Subject expresses great regret for her previous “unruly behavior”. Subject is very formal in speech and mannerisms, stands tall and proper, and responds to all commands and questions to the best of her ability except any requests that could be seen as morally compromising, to which she politely refuses. Subject reports that her broken right arm feels far better than it did before the test. Medical examination showed rapid advancements in the healing process, with the bone receiving the equivalent of nearly 4 months of medical care and natural healing by the time of examination. After one week of observation, subject continued to display great humility, obedience, and respect to Foundation staff. The broken arm had not healed by any anomalous amount following the test.
Conclusions: SCP-5550-1 can, in fact, have a beneficial physical effect on subjects. This effect will need to be tested on diseases and conditions to test its full capacity. This test also confirms that SCP-5550-1 has beneficial psychological properties. Perhaps uses of it on other SCPs would have similar beneficial effects and would negate the need for containment for said SCPs.
– Dr. Marcus
Experiment 13:
Test Subject: Agent █████, ███████, age ██
Relevant Conditions and History: Agent █████ was an agent on a security detail for SCP-████ Following a catastrophic containment breach, Agent █████ began suffering from survivors guilt as a result of being the only surviving member of his team. Subject became depressed and took up alcoholism in response. Cirrhosis began to develop shortly afterwards.
Procedure: Standard w/ post-test medical examination.
Results: Subject’s demeanor was melancholic from the beginning but cooperated, though he expressed indifference consistent with his depressed attitude. Subject poured SCP-5550-1 into the provided glass and noted the liquid to be port (a sweeter dessert wine with a higher alcohol content than normal wine.) Subject consumed all of the poured drink. Shortly afterwards, the subject's demeanor improves noticeably. Then the subject expresses disgust at the wine glass he is holding and throws it across the room causing it to break. Subject attempts the same with SCP-5550 and throws it to the ground with maximum force, however, the bottle does not break and does not even chip upon closer inspection. Subject is then forcefully incapacitated and taken, without further incident, to the interrogation room.
Subject displays a greatly improved outlook on his life and upon questioning states that he has come to terms with the deaths of his team and has “found peace”. Subject is offered alcohol, but aggravatedly refuses it and expresses disgust at the prospect. Following a medical examination, the liver of the subject showed a significant improvement in its condition and functionality after the test, this however was not a complete recovery. The one week observation showed that subject has returned to his normal state from before the SCP-████ incident and has since lost his alcohol addiction.
Conclusions: SCP-5550-1 appears to be as capable of repairing psychological and physical damage as it is capable of improving people from their previous state of relative normalcy. Use of SCP-5550-1 for treatment of Foundation staff is a possibility and makes further testing of SCP-5550 of significant importance due to the limitless quantity on hand. Fortunately it also seems to be very resistant to damage. The standard procedure has been amended to simply leave a glass full of SCP-5550-1 on the table and remove the bottle before the test subject enters the room. No resilience testing is permitted.
– Dr. Marcus
Experiment 16
Test Subject: SCP-682
Relevant Conditions and History: See document SCP-682
Procedure: SCP-682 is to be completely restrained with it’s jaw forced open and SCP-5550-1 is to be administered in a large quantity.
Results: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Conclusions: Try being a little less ambitious next time and confirm your theories before testing them on such a dangerous subject. This had better not happen again. You have been warned.
– O5-█
Experiment 17:
Test Subject: SCP-590
Relevant Conditions and History: See document SCP-590
Procedure: SCP-590 is to have 150mL of SCP-5550 mixed in with his gruel at breakfast.
Results: SCP-590 made immense improvements in health, both physical and mental, and was deemed perfectly healthy within 15 minutes of application.
Conclusion: SCP-5550 is to be used to cure any major ailment or injury of personnel with clearance 3 or above.
– O5-█
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 12:20
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently held back at Site-19 at Sector-350. All objects, and documents that are from SCP-XXXX are expected to be recovered. The instance of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber measured the
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 09:55
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Blood to blood
SCP-5484
Item #: SCP-5163
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5163 is contained within titanium box ( 4x4x4 inches) which is kept in a chamber that requires level 4 security access. The doors of the chamber are constantly monitored by special personnel of Dr.Adrian Maes (see attached Document #1 by Dr.████████) in Site-███.
SCP-5163 is 'fatal' to any contact with human subject, it MUST be handled with pliers and subject wielding them MUST maintain distance from 3 to 6 feet between him and SCP-5163 .
Description: SCP-5163 appears like little wooden box with cross like cravings on it. Even if it is dead object It acts like living organism with defensive mechanism. Because it can be opened at it half, but at the moment when the box is lifted from the place where once was, one needle of unknown material will emerge from the side where the pressure exists. If that needle comes to contact with human blood it will transport him in the past (apparently place and time are randomly picked) and it will swap the subject with distant blood relative. There is no known possible way to reserve this process.
Addendum 5163.1: Discovery
SCP-5163 was discovered at Kielder Forest, Scotland in ██.██.████.
21st mobile unite was sent there with Dr.████████ after many reports of 'odd' incidents. Unusual number of unknown 'crazy' people emerged from that forest. All of them were rumbling on different languages. Doctors of █████ institute managed to gather translators of Russian, French, German, Finish, Indian, Serbian, Egyptian, Icelandic and Dutch language, and after series of sessions with translator and psyhologist, they made a conclusion that its a word about group halucination or mania.
Addendum: Document #1 by Dr.████████
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 06:09
- The Oil of a Beautiful World
- Future idea (Don't crit)
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Image of SCP-XXXX in ██████ park, retrieved from drone footage.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an air-tight, stainless steel safe located in a soundproof and air-tight vault. The room containing the vault is to be monitored at all times via security footage. Weekly checks for any damage to the safe by Class D personnel are mandatory. If the safe is to be opened for any reason, all interacting personnel are to be completely deprived of any senses which can be used to detect SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is never to be touched or moved by any living entity.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a green one-liter glass bottle filled with unknown liquid.1 No brand names or expiration dates are present on the bottle, and no design is present on the glass. There is a white label on the front of the bottle simply reading “Oil”. There are no signs of tearing or damage on any part of the bottle including the label.
A human that observes SCP-XXXX will begin to secrete anomalous oil. Besides its anomalous properties, this oil is identical to human sebum. In the event of rainfall in the immediate location, any objects or entities contaminated with at least 0.3 milliliters of the anomalous oil will start to accelerate upwards at varying speeds depending on the weight of the object. If any obstacle is present in the path between contaminated objects and the sky, said obstacle will become intangible only to the contaminated object, allowing them to pass through it.
Contaminated objects will float regardless of whether they are touching the rain. It is unknown why rain causes contaminated objects and entities to float. Once an entity floats into the sky, the entity will encounter SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 is an angelic voice heard about 4,300 meters above sea level. It is unknown what SCP-XXXX-1 looks like, nor how it suspends itself in the sky. Once in the sky following the effects of SCP-XXXX, the affected entity with see both SCP-XXXX-1 as well as a "hole in the sky". On the other side of the hole, there is a replica of the world composed of colors that do not resemble any known hue.2 The entity will then float into the hole were all GPS and audio connections are terminated. There have been two recorded instances of SCP-XXXX-1, both heard about 4,300 meters above sea level via audio equipment on D-class. See Incident XXXX-1 and Experiment 5.
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 03:46
𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐦 #: SCP-####
𝐎𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬: Euclid
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐞: SCP-#### is to be contained in a 5x5x5x5 steel cell, With glass to monitor it at all times. We have monthly check up's on it and it's cell. If and or SCP-#### happens to breach containment, we will make sure the facility is secure and send MTF's and NTF's. SCP-#### is kept in Heavy Containment area, personnel also has to have a keycard with clearance level of 3. SCP-#### is kept at Site-██
𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: SCP-#### is a humanoid shadow creature, it is difficult to view it. SCP-#### attacks by sneaking in a shadow and will cover your mouth and suffocate any individual. SCP-#### is 1.2954 meters tall. SCP-#### appears to be a shadow boy, while being short and skinny. The fastest SCP-#### has gone is 5mph (1 more mph than the average male.)
Addendum 𝟏: SCP-#### has breached containment when guard’s went in it's cell to do a check-up SCP-#### covered the guards mouth and he died, then SCP-#### breached from the door being opened, after 120 minutes SCP-#### was contained by The Nine Tailed Fox.
Addendum 2: SCP-#### went on a rampage when 3 Class-D were sent to do testing, SCP-#### suffocated 2 out of 3 of the Class-D. 10 minutes later SCP-#### was contained by MTF Alpha-9 (“Last Hope”)
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DATE: 09 Mar 2021 03:06
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