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The Sands of an Novice Jesuit

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Documentation Foreword

Due to the correlation and Interaction that both of these Anomalous Phenomena -in a Range of Eighty (80) to One-Hundred (100) Years- have undergone unknowingly to the foundation eyes until the Year XXXX on the Chilean Island and Approximations of the Pacific Ocean. It is been advised to Late and Further researchers to consider both the Entity and the place of appearance as a Sole SCP.
Because of this, Foundation Personnel are requested to Follow the Usual Administrative Controls along the newly input recommended Personal Protective Equipment such as: Work Boots, Eye/Face Shield, and Safety Hard Hat in Future Physical observations and Further Experiments in order to Mitigate Risks and Injuries.

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≃ Special Containment Procedures

[Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

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≃ Description

SCP-XXXX Is an "Sand Humanoid" Entity Measuring an observable amount of 1.77~ meters height, bearing a strong resemblance of a Typical depiction of an Spanish conquistador which Lacks two human facial components, Being these a Mouth and Recognizable eyes. meanwhile others facial components such as a "Nose" and a "Bushy Beard" can be Easily recognized and associated.
As mentioned beforehand, the entity appearance is of a Tall Male Conquistador Foot Soldier which "wears" a Typical Spanish-Style Armor whose Recognizable Parts consist on; Breastplate, arms, leg greaves and a metal overlapping plates skirt, along a Morion-style Helmet.

Depiction of SCP-XXXX, Made by an anonymous Artist, circa 1790. recovered from The X Y Museum, Spain.

It is to be noted that the Entity Entire body is Composed of a mixture of seemingly fine Black sands which has been observed to be Intermittent between The Solid and Watery State of matter, Meanwhile the entity's entire body has been observed to also contain Small Shiny minerals and tiny fragments of Shiny Minerals that flow through and out of the Insides of the Body, Arms, Head and legs of the Entity, these Minerals are often seen flowing in response to the Movements Made by the entity in question.

In Addition to all of above, SCP-XXXX Has Showed the Capability of Manifesting a slender, sharply-pointed two-edged Bladed Sword onto it's hand as well. The Sword Appearance has been identified as an Rapier-Style sword who shares the same materials composition as SCP-XXXX's Body. Besides this, it also been observed that the entity in question can also Extract a Small "Coin Purse" coming from his lower back side, more accurately, the Gluteus Medius Area. This Object has been observed to be formed of the same Material Type as the Local Algae and Pacific Ocean Algae. More accurately due to his Bright red color,and in unusual cases, dim. The Rhodophyta Type.

It is currently unknown if this "Coin Purse" is of any relevant use to SCP-XXXX or if it's being carried or formed by SCP-XXXX.

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≃ Activity, Area of Interest and Cycle

SCP-XXXX Area of interest, Designed Zone-A.

SCP-XXXX's Main Point of Apparition and Subsequent Activities Occurs Yearly during the month of August on the South-West Beach-portion of the small Chilean island Known as -Colloquially and formally- Mocha Island, Located west of the coast of the Arauco Province (Bío Bío, VIII Region) in the Country of Chile of the South-American Continent.

SCP-XXXX Manifestation -As mentioned before- occur once a year in the Month of August, randomly selecting a set of 4 random Days of a Single week of the given month. These selections -and subsequent SCP-XXXX Manifestation- have been documented to happen only in relation to the Day's General Temperature, opting to appear only on Cold days with a general temperature of a Minimum 8º Celsius and a maximum of 13º Celsius. The State of the weather and Sea level doesn't seem to influence these selections, as far as recent observations, and as such, has been discarded until further research can make a direct correlation between these and the Selected days.

Once this criteria is met and SCP-XXXX apparition have occurred on the island's beach. SCP-XXXX Will manifest into the island and begin to make a Journey towards the island Forest. This "Journey" and Posterior activities that SCP-XXXX undergo have been documented after Reiterated observations, as part of SCP-XXXX Active Phase.

SCP-XXXX Active Phase

Active Phase, and Cycle.

　

CYCLE	ACTIVITY DESCRIPTION	Additional Notes
Phase Nº1	Beginning of the Cycle. SCP-XXXX Manifest onto the Island's Soil, Slowly shaping himself From bottom to top into a Praying Posture. lasting into this position for an approximation of twenty (20) to thirty (30) seconds before standing up and Observing the Beach area for another twenty (20) to thirty (30) seconds.	If met with changes on the area. It will instead roam around the area from an approximation of Five (5) Minutes.
Phase Nº2	Once this "Observation" is done, SCP-XXXX will then proceed to make journey from the Island's Beach in direction to the Island's National Reserve via the nearest available road or trail, and in rare cases, via the Forest own unconventional paths.	During this period, SCP-XXXX assumes a defensive posture while walking and watching carefully the environment.
Phase Nº3	Once SCP-XXXX reaches his destination, it will then proceed to collect Loose wood found in the environment in addition to several nearby rocks in order to commence a Medium-Size Bonfire. Followed by this, SCP-XXXX will then assume a sentry Posture, Time that a series of Turquoise Colored pebbles will begin to Manifest in front and around of him. These pebbles are Inspected by the entity for a short time before storing them into his "Coin Purse". These interactions have been estimated to last between two (2) to two (2) hours with Eighteen (18) minutes.	It is been noted that, on rare occasions. SCP-XXXX Instead of assuming a Sentry posture, it will simply sit down into a resting position, leaning on his sword while inspecting the before mentioned pebbles.
Phase Nº4	After the duration of Phase Nº3, The Turquoise Colored pebbles before mentioned will then cease to manifest in the area surrounding SCP-XXXX. at the same time, SCP-XXXX will leave his sentry posture and proceed to put out the Bonfire in order to walk towards the Beach Area using the previously road or trail taken by it.	It is noteworthy that in this phase, Instead of assuming its previous travel behaviour besides it's defensive position, it will instead walk with one hand on its hip, leaning on his sword during the remaining duration of the travel.
Phase Nº5	Once SCP-XXXX Reaches once again the Beach area it first appeared on. It will stop momentarily in front of the landscape to once again observe it, this behaviors persists for a duration of 10 Minutes before making any further movement. Once this time is up, it will proceed to walk towards the Sea, Point where SCP-XXXX will begin to gradually dissolve alongside the upcoming Sea waves, until completely disappearing from sight.	During the Observation period, SCP-XXXX has been noted to make a series of gestures, such as; "Stretching", Showing off it's rapier skills for seemingly it's own amusement, Raising it's hand in front of it's "face" to seemingly block the sun's light, Unknown gestures related to it's breastplate and fixing it's "boots".

　

　

Note from the Head Researcher:
Behavior and interactions observed by the research team that are related to our Experimentations and Landscape modifications have not been included in this cycle. For reasons that you may already infered.
Head Researcher X Y

　

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≃ "Initial discovery" and Recorded Recovery

The First Activities and Interactions Suspected and Considered to be of SCP-XXXX's work in this location as an Active Entity, have been described and formally documented to have taken place since the 19th (nineteenth) century onto our present day,

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≃ Experimentation, Testing Logs

　

Testing Log Foreword

Due to the reiterated behavior and interactions that SCP-XXXX has made with it's environment in the last couple of decades in a Annual routine taking place on a set of four (4) random days of a week. and to an extend, being considered as an Ancient urban legend of sorts by the local and nearby continental populations. It has been considered that SCP-XXXX is not only a sentient entity, but a entity with limited or complete Sentience.
In order to understand this hypothesis, a couple of experiments has been Proposed to explore the extends of it's thought-to-be sapient state and interactions with live subjects.
　
The records have been Annexed in the following document.

Additional Experiments

Test Nº	Subject	Instructions Given	Result	Additional Notes
XX/XX	D-7948	D-7948 was supplied with a Combat Knife in addition to a Light stab proof vest (Included with a neck protection) and is instructed to approach SCP-XXXX.	D-7948 Attempted to flee the testing area before being exposed to SCP-XXXX, Subject terminated by in-situ guard.	We're on a island. To where was he attempting to flee? to the forest? We'll replicate the same test tomorrow. ~Researcher Cortéz
XX/XX	D-7958	D-7958 was supplied with a stab-proof vest and Protection boots. D-7958 is Instructed to throw rocks at the entity.	SCP-XXXX took note of Subject's presence and stood in place, observing him. Subject proceeded to throw a series of rocks at him, missing four (4) and hitting twelve (12) of them. SCP-XXXX Didn't react to this interaction and stood in place recibing these hits, which simply passed through it. Subject is signaled to leave the area.	That was… interesting, i guess. ~Researcher Goméz
XX/XX	2 Standard Drones	N/A	Both drones were driven in close proximity to SCP-XXXX to study it's Phases Nº 2-3-4. During the trajectory of Phase Nº2, SCP-XXXX Started to get visibly agitated by the Drone Sounds. Responding to this by throwing it's "Sword" and what is believed to be either a Rock or a pommel of it's own composition towards the drones, completely destroying both drones.	This wasn't an intended Test, i guess he ended the drones rightly. sad for them.

Test Nº	Subject	Instructions Given	Result	Additional Notes
XX/XX	D-7932	D-7932 is instructed to approach SCP-XXXX and sit in front of it during Phase Nº1	D-7932 slowly approaches the entity while he's visibly intimidated by it and proceeds to sit in front of it. during the initial process, SCP-XXXX Doesn't react to him until D-Class sits, at which point the entity stares at the subject for a brief moment before extending it's arm towards him. Subject responds by quickly raising up and getting away from it, from which the entity only stares momentarily, before heading towards a nearby trail. Initiating Phase Nº2	N/A
XX/XX	D-7943	D-7943 is instructed to approach SCP-XXXX during it's Phase Nº1 to attempt to establish vocal communication with the entity.	D-7943 Approaches SCP-XXXX. Same behavior from Test Nº1 ensues until D-7943 vocally communicate with it, from which point SCP-XXXX is observed to apparently Listen carefully to her, while leaning on it's rapier. No Further movements are made by the entity during the whole interaction until D-7943 retires from the Area. Moment that SCP-XXXX continues with it's Travel.	From our perspective, we could see that it showed some interest into our Subject, now. The tricky part is to decipher if this "Interaction" actually meant something, or if it was only looking at her instead of understanding what she was saying. ~Researcher Cortéz
XX/XX	D-7951	Replica of Test NºX, Additional debrief is given.	D-7951 slowly approaches SCP-XXXX. The entity takes note of the subject's presence and it's equipment, Instantly assuming a Guard Stance while tracking D-7951's Movements. Subject attempts to attack SCP-XXXX, Who in retaliation Dodges Subject's attack proceeding to grab him tightly by the wrist at the same that it disarms and throws him into the ground swiftly, Holding him in place by putting it's "Rapier" onto his chest. No movements between the entity and subject is recorded for a duration of 1 minute, time that SCP-XXXX Let's D-7951 go while kicking the Subject's knife out of his reach. Foundation Staff Indicates D-7951 to leave the area. Time that the entity resumes his travel onto Phase Nº2.	After this test, The Sapient designation was given to SCP-XXXX in addition to it's Sentient Designation.
XX/XX	D-8275	D-8275 was supplied with a Italian-Style Rapier Sword in addition to a Low-standard "Protection Armor" and instructed to Attack SCP-XXXX.	D-8275 approaches SCP-XXXX and Starts making gestures with his sword at it, Seemingly mocking it. Resulting in SCP-XXXX Assuming a Guard Stance while slowly closing distance towards him. A Couple of Sword parries and smalls cuts are exchanged between the two of them for a brief time before D-8275 over-extends a Sword thrust, exposing himself. To which SCP-XXXX retaliates in Inquartata Attack as it Dodges the thrust, piercing D-8275 through his Chest and violently falling to the ground, slowly bleeding before expiring. After the Subject's expiration, SCP-XXXX can be seen "cleaning" it's rapier before returning to his original routine.	This shines the Entity's Ability as a tactician and a Fine Swordsman, Since D-8275 wasn't just a simple convict that happened to be requested here, he was a inmate sentenced to death due to his Cold blooded Murders related to swords… ~Researcher Goméz
XX/XX	D-7983	D-7983 was Supplied with a Standard recording equipment in order to record SCP-XXXX in close proximity during it's Phases Nº2, 3 and 4.	SCP-XXXX Didn't show any type of hostility towards D-7983 during the traject of Phase Nº2. Changing completely once it commenced it's Phase Nº3, in which point it started to show great hostility towards the subject. Subject is indicated to retire from the area.	We Need to Learn More About Phase 3, I will retake the same experiment when the occasion arises. -Researcher XXXXX
XX/XX	D-7983	Replica of the previous experiment, Additional Instruction to not leave the area is given.	[DATA EXPUNGED]	N/A

Afterword: Hi mom.

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Footnotes

1. [Only opaque black can be seen through the holes in the grating.]

2. [Such as that used in ancient Greek pottery]

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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 13:32

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Types of Love and relations of those the infection affects and those that it almost aggressively resists

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Item #: SCP-Love

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All the people in the town of (REDACTED), Alaska have been terminated due to contagion to SCP-Love, except SCP-Love-1.
With the exception of the elderly and the pre-puberty children. The elders got to retire in a Foundation run retirement home with class B amnesiacs administered.
All the orphans were adopted by the Foundation and kept in an isolated youth training center. But after the event SCP-Love /B, all the children, teachers and other students were terminated via gas and incineration.
The patient zero of SCP-Love, SCP-Love-1 is kept in soundproof containment cell, without audio or observation. SCP-Love-1 is observed still to be contained by automated feeding and feces observation system. Subjects vitals are also monitored through implemented trackers. Extra caution is to be regarding any possible objects that SCP-Love-1 could try suicide. Subject is given books to read, exercise bike, music albums and an old record player.
All video and audio logs regarding SCP-Love are sealed and need 05-level authorization. When SCP-Love-1A is being extracted from SCP-Love-1s pineal gland, or whenever in any contact with SCP-Love-1 a strict quarantine protocol is maintained on all personnel participating. Minimum of 16 days of total isolation quarantine to all participants. Only short coded, text based reports are allowed, and considered in possible extending or of rising quarantine procedures to Extinction Scenario Alpha level.
When extracting SCP-Love-1A the patient is always put to sleep via anesthetic gas. Personnel involved wear infrared or "scrambler" goggles, making them unable to see SCP-Love-1. Still, caution is advised.
All contagion cases of SCP-Love result in immediate termination, avoiding to look or listen the infected are basic precautions, should SCP-Love breach containment.

Description: SCP-Love is a highly contagious, lethal and emotion based disease. Infected pass the disease even trough still audio and their recorded voice, especially so in the case of SCP-Love-1, the patient zero and the only immune to SCP-Love. The infected doesn't necessarily fall in love to the subject who infected him/her, and never in the case of SCP-Love-1. But the infected do fall in and out of love (The more aggressive, passionate and obsessive Eros, Mania & Ludus (Love as a game)- types of love) seemingly at random. Gender, sexual preference or any recognizable factor doesn't influence to whom the infected might fall for. Even objects, imaginary people in television or in one instance the heard name of an agent were enough to rise strong feelings. More rational and unselfish types of love, Agape (Selfless, divine or righteous love), Pragma (realistic love) and Storge (Love as friendship), the infected are totally incapable of feeling. Parents for example stop loving their children, usually forgetting them soon as SCP-Love progresses. Spouses usually fall out of love.
The symptoms of jealousy, ownership, out-right fantasy building, obsession and mania become more and more severe by time. Infected show often symptoms of paranoia and violent behaviour.
The elderly post-Menopause men and women are immune to SCP-Love. Pre-puberty teens were also thought to be immune, until the second outbreak SCP-Love/B. The first outbreak event, and subsequently the location of SCP-Love are designated SCP-Love/A. Patient zero, SCP-Love-1 was extracted from SCP-Love/A. A temporary blocking vaccine has been formulated, meaning it makes subject immune to SCP-Love for an undetermined time. The extraction of the vital ingredient from SCP-Love-1 is slow, and can't be hurried.
In all likelihood when SCP-Love-1 dies, so does the SCP-Love as no other first origin cases have been recorded.

Addendum:

SCP-Love/A/Doc37, 13/08/2XX 05:24:13

Transcript, Last log entry. Lt. C. Harris, First Response Tactical Squad Gamma-5:

Hi..Base…Whoever hears this.. This is, I mean I'm L-T Chris Harrisson..Gamma-Five, Hurraah! Making one last entry before the gas is dropped, and the lights go out.. I did my job, I saved Nadia. . Hell, I've earned the sleep! Got them the info about this.. thing. . it being contagious as hell!
Maybe the Cap got the old man down and in custody…. it's about him.. somehow he's involved..
But I'm getting ahead of myself. So yeah, I was one of the 20 men first on the scene.
Aerial shots had shown people running, chasing each other, fighting, acting all sorts of nut.
Some gun shots were heard. People acting weird in some rural small town, sounds like a day in the paradise! A piece of pastry! You'd think…You should never think, expect anything when they send us out.. Expect the worst, and be usually right…
But that was about the intel we had when we went into the SCP-Love/A.
Stun grenades, tranq. dart ARs, with lethal ammo if necessary, slips to tie people with, gas masks, IR/Thermal/Night-vision goggles and the command to search, study, observe, secure, contain and report. With subdue and contain the civilians, terminal rights if deemed necessary. If things went…extreme.. They did..
Me and 6 others went in from the west side of SCP-Love/A at O 300 AM, across a stone bridge and small river. Meanwhile Cap'n and 12 other Gammas would make approach from North-west, we comb the houses and meet in the middle of the town and its two main roads. It was barely even dark, up that high on the globe in summer time. You could see the fog was going to rise in a few…
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An artist's portrayal of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid
Disruption Class:Dark
Risk Class:Warning

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a locked Light Storage box, available to Level 2 and higher clearance. SCP-XXXX is to completely covered with a black sheet, and not viewed by personnel except during testing. No recording equipment is to be used during testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metal box with a grated top¹ and simple latch, roughly one meter in perimeter.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect occurs when seen by a sentient being, either in a picture, video, or directly. The subject gains a strong curiosity to see what is inside SCP-XXXX and will attempt to do so until three hours after visual contact is broken. Once the subject has opened it, they will wait until it ejects SCP-XXXX-1, then close the box and restore any previous locks, even if normally unable to do so.
When opened, SCP-XXXX will eject 20-50 seemingly random items through its top, deemed
SCP-XXXX-1. Within 10 hours of SCP-XXXX closing, all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will deteriorate into piles of clay with traces of iron². Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have included:

•A silver-colored, elegant gown
•A pale Dr.████ Anesidora, who described seeing "all of ███████████████" Died after ten minutes of unknown causes.
•A half-chiseled marble sculpture, wrapped in golden necklaces(gold dating back to around 700 BCE)
•Hand-carved ruby eyes and sapphire lips,original time period unknown
•A ceramic vase, which, before turning to clay, after as a second instance of SCP-XXXX

Addendum:

Test A - 3/10/198█

Subject: D-362

Procedure: Subject was shown a photograph of SCP-XXXX. When they asked where it was, they were shown a decoy, 3D printed in a replica of the anomaly. D-362 then laughed and questioned where the " real one" was.

Results: Subject was given a class-A amnestic, and expressed the urge to " figure something out", though didn't remember what it was. Effect lasted for one hour after administration.

Analysis: It seems like the memetic effects might be stronger than we thought. If a subject could find it based on a picture, that increases the risk of a containment breach. This should be upgraded to Euclid.

[[footnoteblock]]

Wow! You flipped a card and got: Drtimjohnson!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Feb 2021 08:42

Item #: SCP-5159

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5159 is to be contained in a ████████ room. Only D-Class personnel may enter the room and no personnel above should be in a 10-meter radius of SCP-5159. If anyone unauthorized enters the room with SCP-5159 they have to be given amnestics and be monitored for any strange behavior. If someone is already asleep it is instructed not to wake them up. Anyone who wakes up after 12 hours is to be interviewed. To clean the cell of SCP-5159 people are needed who do not know anything about the bed and are not seeing it. Once maintenance enters the 5159 is to be covered by a metal bed form. It is needed to clean the cell from the rust which spreads.

Description: Found in 2013 and moved to site-██. Scp agent ████ first saw the bed in an old nursing home. The bed looks old and rusty. Sometimes the rust spreads on surfaces that can't even have rust on them. 5159 cell needs to be cleaned once a week so that the rust doesn't spread. Otherwise, it looks like any other bed. It seems to attract people to it and once someone lays on it they fall asleep instantly. But if the person is not making contact they will not fall asleep. Even though the bed looks rusty and old from what we know it is comfortable. Once the victim is asleep he will dream nightmares for approximately 12 hours. If they are unlucky and they wake up as we know they live for approximately a week after that they will kill themself.

Addendum 5159.01: The test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Date: ██/██/2014 Time: 01:31
Location: Site-██
D-4656 was instructed to enter SCP-5159 Containment cell. Instantly D-4656 was attracted to the bed. He started to lay on it. When D-4656 was asked how the bed felt he said it was comfortable and… When researchers asked to continue speaking he was already asleep. He slept for 11 hours 54 minutes and 13 seconds. Once he was awake his eyes were red and he was covered in sweat. He was shaking and once the researchers started asking questions he did not answer any of them. He was told he would be terminated but he still did not answer them. They took him to the interview room.

The following interview was conducted by Dr. ███████

Interviewed: D-4656

Interviewer: Dr. ███████

Foreword: Dr. ███████ Will interview D-4656 for information about what he dreamt

<Begin Log>

Dr. ███████: D-4656 can you describe what you dreamt?

D-4656: (shook his head)

Dr. ███████: Do you understand that if you do not cooperate you will be terminated.

D-4656: Yes…

Dr. ███████: So tell me what did you see.

D-4656: Those creatures… Nevermind… I saw everything that I am scared of I saw my friends dead I saw them killing them. I saw my biggest fears. I was stuck there for eternity.

Dr. ███████: Creatures? Can you describe them?

D-4656: Tall. No face.

Dr. ███████: That's it? Can you give me more details?

D-4656: (starts shaking) No more, please. Let me out right now.

Dr. ███████: What's wrong with your eye… That's it let me out. The interview is over

<End Log]>

Closing Statement: D-4656 Was taken to his cell and after 6 days have passed he was found dead. It is suspected that he smashed his head to the wall.

Addendum 5159.02: The second test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Date: ██/██/2015 Time: 08:48
Location: Site-87
SCP-5159 was moved to Site-87 from Site-██ for Research.
SCP-5159 was covered in metal which was made to match SCP 5159 form.
D-6947 Entered 5159 cell at first he was attracted to the bed but once he approached the bed and layed on it he did not fall asleep. After a few minutes, he stood up and he was fine.

Addendum 5159.03: The last test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Date: ██/11/2015 Time: 13:22
Location: Site-87
D-3654 Was instructed to enter the room with 5159 in it. As expected he layed on the bed. After exactly 1 hour D-8546 was told to enter the room. Interestingly enough D-8546 didn't experience any of 5159 effects. He was told to wake up the other D-Class personnel. He did that but D-3654 started shaking and spitting out blood. After 1 minute and 32 seconds he died.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #/XXXX CLASSIFIED

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ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

Addendum 5159.04:Incident

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Date: 15/12/2016 Time: 21:32
Location Site-87
Dr.Richard was a level █ personel as we know he acidently went in SCP-5159 room.
Of course, nothing changed and he fell asleep. After 5 hours Dr.█████ found him sleeping once he woke up he was immediately interviewed.

Interview #1
[Data Lost]

Interview #2

Interviewed: Dr.Richard

Interviewer: Dr.█████

Foreword: 1 hour after the first interview.

<Begin Log>

Dr.█████: Can you tell me how did it look.

Dr.Richard: Wide and large had a deformed face.

Dr.█████: Earlier you said it was small. So why are you saying now that it was wide and large?

Dr.Richard: (starts looking around the room) No… Why is he here?

Dr.█████: Do you see it right now?

Dr.Richard: It was only a nightmare why is he here?!

Dr.█████: Richard what are you doing… Get medical personnel here.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Dr.Richard gave all information about other SCP-5159 that he could while he was dying.

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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 03:34

What the, I’m banned.
Well, this is the only place I can talk.
I made a new thing like SCP’S called GAF’S. I know I’m banned. How am I doing this.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: Felixou!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 03 Feb 2021 00:30

[[>]]

Item: SCP-5882

Object class: Safe Eucluid

Special Containement Procedures: SCP-5882 is to be contain in a 6x6x6 meters (m) room with a working printer in site-17. The printer is to be filled every weeks for constant use. Every personel are restricted to show or tell SCP-5882 any form of dark humor joke.

Description: SCP-5882 is a quasi-humanoid creature that can talk every human language. SCP-5882 is obsess with memes³ and enjoy to reproduce this type of humor with his anomalies.

SCP-5882 description's of the physical form are very limited due to the anomalie. SCP-5882 corrupt every files that describe him in any sort of ways, these corruptions are named CDI-5882. CDI-5882 consist of erasing every text that contain the document and replacing it with emojis. The emojis used are random but generally show a smiling or laughing face. Every tests that consist to overtrow the anomalie's power have been a huge failure. To see an example of the corruption of a file describing him, go check the Corrupt-5882 example down below.

SCP-5882 can control every electronic devices once every week. SCP-5882 generally control devices to make jokes to personels. These jokes are random but it is generally a comic strip of a joke made by SCP-5882 trough the closest printer. None of these joke have truly hurt anyone yet.

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WARNING: do NOT use an computer used frequently by the fondation to open this document.

+ CDI-5882 document 

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Addedum - 01: incident 5882 - 23A

On █/██/20██, a test consisting of watching the reaction of SCP-5882 to dark humor jokes was made. After this test, SCP-5882 corrupt the entirety of site-17 to make his own joke. This joke consist of putting an image of SCP-096 face in every computer used at the moment of the inccident. After several seconds of the image being watched, SCP-5882 corrupt every speakers of the site to display an audio of SCP-096's scream. This joke point was to scare every personels working on computers by letting thinking them that they saw the face of SCP-096. The audio personels heard in the speakers will lead them to think that they will died in a short of time. The image of SCP-096's face is actully an hyper-realistic image that SCP-5882 took from one of the restricted-documents. This iccident caused 6 personels death by suicide, because death was considered way better than being killed by SCP-096. 5 minutes after the incident, the video Rick Astley-never gonna give you up was played on every computer and the music played on every speakers. The result of the test was that SCP-5882 jokes are affected by what type of memes SCP-5882 has seen recently.The Object Class was reconsidered and updated has Eucluid.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: cat!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Feb 2021 22:21

location amazon rainforest
(site number designation unknown)( site purpose research)

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day 1
may 1

log 1: We have started building a base around the asteroid crash site. If we have more funding we could finish Construction faster. The readings were getting from this asteroid are of the charts. We may be able to use this to contain SCP's. (end of log)

day 20
2019 May 25

log 2: We are almost done making a dome around the Asteroid. The staff and guard's have been reporting sleepless nights. The wildlife and fauna have been avoiding this place. It is almost like there scared of this place or the asteroid. (end of log)

day 26
2019 May 31

log 3: We have finished making the dome around it. We have began making quarters for the staff and guard's. We will require more funding to keep building a facility here. (end of log)

day 46
2019 June 20

log 4: We have finished construction on this site. We will begin testing as soon on the Asteroid as the equipment arrives. (end of log)

day 56
June 30

log 5: Test 1 was a complete failure. We have also had 5 staff members have mental breakdowns. We are investigating it as I write this. I also believe we could move safe class anomalys and objects here. The asteroids readings are remaining stable with a slow rise. (end of log)

day 80
2019 July 24

log 6: I am requesting more security guards. We had a incident more info on the incident report. I suggest you make this a restricted area or at least try to. Also i cannot stress this enough if the chaos insurgency gets a hold of this there is no telling what they can do with it because we don't even know everything it can do. Also the staff members that had mental breakdowns had no history of it neither a family history of them. (end of log)

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day 70
2019 July 14

incident report 1: It happened at 3:00 UTC. The scanners we have for the Asteroid picked up a temporal anomaly. What we think was a portal to a different timeline or a portal to a different dimension. We made a metal box around it to cover it up and we did. Then 5 days latter on july 19 day 75 the portal started spurting lightning everywhere. Then 5 hours later a cat like creature (taby 3 tailed with its Iris glowing a dark blue)came out of it. We quickly locked down the facility. We gave the Asteroid the code name 2-3-5-3 and the cat like creature Horacio as a name. (end of incident report)

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day 51
2019 June 25

Test log 1: Asteroid strength and durability. We will use a high power laser drill to see how durable and strong the asteroid is. Test 1 results: The high power laser drill seems to have done nothing to the Asteroid. (end of test log)

day 81
2019 July 25

Test log 2: normal cat toys,people and things affect on Horacio.1 laser pointer:Horacio ignored it.2 a mice:Horacio caught it in 10 seconds and devoured it in 2 seconds.3 people:We had 2 guards in there Horacio acted playful and kind.We let the guards play with Horacio with toys and all of it.Horacio seemed to trust them enough to let them rub her belly.4 catnip: Horacio started tearing everything in there cell apart. It got to the point we had to go in there and restrain Horacio

 info on Horacio

Horacio looks like a tabby 3 tailed cat with its Iris glowing a dark blue.It is kept in a 10 by 10 feet metal box.It has a litter box with a slit at the door of the metal box to have food put in.We give Horacio tuna to eat but never give Horacio a catnip.(Gender female)

Wow! You flipped a card and got: scp 5!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Feb 2021 21:42

Item#: Scp 7008
Name: Zombies Are Not Vegans
Object Classification: euclid
Site: None
Specialty: Dr. Eduardo and D-4541
Lvl required: 0
Lvl 0 authorized, open file
Special containment procedures:
Persons playing "Pvz 1 "should advise as quickly as possible of the encounter of scp 7008 in their game, [DATA DELETED].
At first sight there is no way to contain scp 7008 because this effect occurs randomly.
This information is intended to be given to as many people as possible, especially those "Gamers". Usually you can avoid the anomalous effects of scp 7008 by closing the game quickly.
The best containment given to scp 7008 is that the vast majority of possible people playing pvz 1 are aware that if they notice something strange these close their game as quickly as possible.
Description:
Scp 7008 is an anomalous effect which occurs randomly with a 3/15 probability in the 2009 "PopCap" game called "Plants vs Zombies 1", it occurs randomly in games.
Scp 7008 changes the difficulty of the game to "hard" even though it is not in the game, some people claim to encounter what is called door and bucket zombies (power-ups that you can only have 1 at a time) or other zombie power-ups.
Scp 7008 only affects one thing in real life, within 24 hours of encountering the scp 7008 effect what is called 7008-1 will appear which is a pole, the pole will appear on a random wall. The pole is a "zombiecaracube" with a green background on the whole. The first 12 hours the pole has no anomalies plus it cannot be detached, then the "zombiecaracube" comes out of the pole in its entirety as a scp 7008-2 stay, it comes to life.
[Scp 8007-3 is the most common scp 7008 altered stay, the zombiecaracube with door].
In 2011 an experiment was given, 27 part of the D staff tried to find scp 7008, this was found (by D-4541), Information taken below.
-Zombies have an increased speed.
-Plants cost 55 sols more.
-Zombies have more life
-Plants do less damage and have less life.
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Annex-01:
[DATA DELETED]
Annex-02:
reclassification to keter pending
Note: (Dr. Eduardo)
I know I don't have to take this as a diary, but total madness is covering me, I don't understand anything anymore and well… Just don't play pvz 1, or if you find a zombie with a door and a cube, close the game.
The truth, I don't know if I will end my life, but after I don't know how many years I have come to a conclusion, I won't live to tell the tale.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: QUIEN ANDA AHI HIJOS DE PUTA!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Feb 2021 21:21

zcp-?-J-es
Clasificación del objeto: keter

Procedimientos especiales de contención:
Lo almacenamos en ████████████ del sitio ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████,¿borrado?

CODE:███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Descripción:
la verdad, yo no se que es zcp-?-J-es, pregúntale al que hiso este texto estúpido, Creo que es algo pequeño, un objeto o algo así, solo lee la contención "lo almacenamos", bueno. Realmente sitio ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ es mucho, la verdad, ni yo se si █████████.

M*rda, borraron lo que puse, cierto el [BORRADO] que hizo esto no quiere que sepamos que es zcp-?-j-es. ¿nota?

Descripción:
zcp-?-j-es es ███████████, bueno. Por lo general ████████████████████, ███.

-EN TU REDACTADA CARA! logre borrarte
-Yo escribi esto, y viven en mi conciencia
-MENTIRA
-Si
-scp 2521
-TE DIJE QUE TE CONTR
-ja, tu lo nombraste… jaja,,, MIERDA! ME ESTOY DESAPARECIENDO ¿texto?
*DESAPARECE DE LA * EXISTENCIA ¡DATOS BORRADO!*

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