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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 05:44

A NOTE ON THE FOLLOWING ANOMALY:

The following anomaly might or not be a threat to life.

Investigations is needed.

- Dan Gullhooks, Member of the San Francisco Chapter

Anomaly Classification #: SCP-5XXX

Threat Potential Ranking: Chaos (Potential Apocalypse)

Description:
SCP-5XXX refers to the Scandal Chaos Parade, an anart musuem which possesses a limitlessnumber of rooms. SCP-5XXX is accessible by all elevators of the word through a complicated thaumaturgy ritual (involving elevator buttons) that has spread by word-of-mouth among the anartist community. The origin of this ritual, as well as SCP-5XXX itself, is unknown.

When accessed for the first time, one will be given a card that designates one as an "Official Scandal Chaos Parade Contributor"; subsequently, Contributors can make and dedicate anart to ScP-5XXX, which will appear with a pedestal in a random location with the Contributor's name, the name of the Display, and a random number assigned to it. Dedicated anart (designated Displays for ease) subsequently cannot be removed except through a Request, though certain Displays is known to suddenly burst in flame and vanish a few seconds after dedication without input from the Contributor (a common theme on such a group is a generally held opinion of low quality among visitors). Each room holds about 1000 Displays in total.

SCP-5XXX is occasionally known to change its interior according to certain special dates (for example, turning green and adding decorations of blue Christimas trees and white snowman during Christmas). SCP-5XXX has also sent posters advertising contests for Contributors, with the prize usually being a tablet designating the varied winners of a contest that manifests near the winner's entry Displays; whether this is evidence of sentience on the part of SCP-5XXX or its potential owner's action is unknown.

Below is a sample of some Displays so far (full list can be accessed at www.scandalchaosparade.██, a website currently maintained by a group of archivers of SCP-5XXX known as the SCP Archive Team).

Designation Name Contributor Description
# 456 The Cell Phone Doomed Coffin (real name Mortimer Toomes) A Cellphone that when called, will play sounds of a random animal being killed. Afterward, a cloud will appear above the caller, and rain red liquid (determined to be a mix of red wine and cherry soda). The cloud will hover and follow the caller for one minute, before dissipating.
# 1254 Just a Little Relaxing Place Sofia Ana Pensador A radio that continuously plays sounds of nature. When listened to for one minute, # 1254 will translocate the listener to another dimension with an exact copy of the radio except broken. Surroundings will be based on the sound the listener last heard before being transported away (for example, listeners transported away during a recording of whale sounds will be translocated to a beach from which they can observe whales).
#2569 Misery is the Best Gift (tm) Li Xianchun A television playing an ad for a product called "Misery is the Gift", pills sold by a Damon-Fronsely Health Group (an amalgation of the Damon Angela Medicines and Fronsely Pharmaceuticals) that can allow users to experience no dreams when sleeping. After playing the ad, the television screen will temporarily function as a portal to another dimension for ten minutes (beings who have not successfully managed to fully cross are simply displaced at the dimension where most of their body is left at). The other portal leads to a version of Britain where the air is covered with green chemical air waste. Those who ingest this green chemical air waste will experience pains in their head when they have a negative emotion, and only consuming the pill can allow them to do so without the pains. Pills could only be obtained from automated machines, and could somehow record purchasers, moving up the cost according to the number of pills and times someone purchased pills. All effects of the pills and the green chemical air waste instantly disappears when the visitor returns to their original dimension. No life original to this dimension has been found, though visitors have noted a persistent smell of corpses in the air.
#3669 See the Face of God Instead of reflecting the person, the mirror showed a computer typing out words for most people. Occasionally, the mirror would show what appeared to be brain veins.
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#001 Grand Finale "Unknown Author" was written in the author section. A card making machine, possibly responsible for the phenomenon that makes beings Contributors: card manifests in it before translocating to the being in question. According to longtimers, #001 was found during the initial discovery of SCP-5XXX, and has no known creator.

https://www.spanishdict.com/thesaurus/thinker
https://www.spanishdict.com/translate/sophie
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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 21:46

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a containment cell with a 108 inch tall sarcophagus inside. Not much is needed to contain the creature, as it will immediately return to its sarcophagus once it has finished feeding. SCP-XXXX is to be fed one live animal once a week, specifically farm animals like pigs, goats, and sheep. SCP-XXXX will eat just about anything as long as the subject is big enough for it to latch onto. The containment cell is to be checked on weekly for cleanup of any waste produced by the creature as well as removal of the carcasses it will leave behind after feeding.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 9 ft. tall mummified human corpse dating back approximately 5000 years. The body of the creature appears to be in a suspended state of rigor mortis. However, x-rays of the creature have proven it to be alive, despite structural damage and centuries of decay. X-rays have also shown that its organs are still intact and fully functional.

The body is wrapped in thin layers of white linen cloth. A majority of the cloth has been ripped and decomposed over time. The hands of the creature are uncovered, with sharp protruding fingernails measuring 5.5 cm in length. If a fingernail is broken off or damaged, the damaged fingernail will be pushed off as a new fingernail will quickly grow in its place. The face of the creature is also completely uncovered, revealing a skeletal face.

Since the creature has no eyes, it is unclear how the creature hunts. It's mainly believed that the creature hunts purely through vibrations, much like how a tarantula senses vibrations in the ground with its feet.

Due to the body's state of decay, the subject's movements are stiff and almost robotic in nature. any form of movement is extremely difficult for the subject, as it will stop for 30 seconds before moving again. However, the entity makes up for its lack of flexibility by being able to quickly snap its bones into whatever position it desires. The creature covers great distance through a way that almost resembles teleporting, as it can move itself forward up to 20 feet from its original position in the span of a millisecond.

SCP-XXXX will stay in its sarcophagus for days at a time, usually for a week before emerging to hunt for food. During this time, SCP-XXXX will wander aimlessly until it finds a life form big enough for it to feast upon. Once a target has been chosen, the creature will enter a hostile state, where it will breathe heavily and wait for the target to get close enough to it. If the target actively avoids the subject, it will stalk the prey out of view until it finds the perfect opening for it to

Upon contact, SCP-XXXX will proceed to quickly wrap its arms and legs around its prey, pulling it to the ground where it will hold the target in a way that resembles a hug, placing its hands on the target's head and back. SCP-XXXX will then puncture the target's skin with its fingernails, slowly digging through the skin until it hits muscle. SCP-XXXX will then proceed to seemingly liquefy the organs of its prey, as all autopsies on victims of SCP-XXXX reveal that all vital organs are somehow removed during feeding. SCP-XXXX will suck the liquefied organs and blood out of its prey using its fingers until the target becomes a mummified corpse drained of all bodily fluids. This process can take up to 3 hours.

Prior to SCP-XXXX's containment in 1910, multiple sightings of the entity were reported to be seen around the city of Cairo, Egypt. Sightings of the creature date back to as early as the late 1800's.

Document XXXX-01: The following are summaries of the most notable reported sightings by local Cairo residents.

+ Sighting report #xxxx-1
+ Sighting report #xxxx-2
+ Sighting report #xxxx-3

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 20:14

The following are various log entries made by Foundation members regarding 5311, its entities, and Mr. Arkann.

ENTRY ONE:
Arrived on site. Arkann, who was previously contacted by a dummy representative, greeted us. An appearance of 5311-F caused two team members to flee, and one more fled when 5311-F approached them. Remainder of group opened fire, which Arkann discouraged. He told the team "Don't do that," then addressed the creature: "Sorry about that, Thurgood. These are the guests I told you about. Could you let everyone else know?" The creature nodded and sauntered away. Arkann apologized for 5311-F's sudden appearance and invited us inside. Agents who fled were given the "all-clear" sign and returned. No sign of 5311-F, leading one team member to remark, "How does something that huge hide from us?" Arkann replied, "Thurgood doesn't mean any harm. He's always appearing and disappearing, but goodness knows where." He then elucidated on 5311-F's behavior and abilities, which were logged.

Upon entering the manor, we were repulsed by 5311-A, D, H, and K, each displaying various degrees of contempt and mistrust. Arkann attempted to make peace between both parties and "introduced" us to the anomalies. The 5311-K shot at one of us, but before we could return fire, Arkann reprimanded it, threatening to send it "to see Randall". The leprechaun apologized and soon disappeared. When we asked who Randall was, Arkann gave us a nervous expression, asking if we really wanted to know. We convinced him to lead us to the basement, whereby we encountered 5311-C and J, and vacated the premises. All entities encountered were logged.

It should be noted that almost every early encounter with 5311-J has resulted in the agent fleeing the property in fear. Some D-class tolerate its presence, but only Arkann seems unaffected by it. Confronting 5311-J seems to have no effect; indeed, to paraphrase Nietzsche, staring into the void only causes the void to stare back, hissing and groaning as it bares its teeth.

ENTRY TWO:
Assuming the duties of the previous team, which was rebuked for negligence and "cowardice". Met with Arkann again but did not encounter 5311-F or K. Was given a "tour" of the manor, alongside 5311-D, who howled and spat at us (which Arkann berated it for). One team member went AWOL when 5311-I appeared underneath a rug, which Arkann confessed was a rare occurrence. He then proceeded to stomp on the rug, and the team member was called back. Encountered 5311-H going to the second floor; it passed directly through two agents, who were both reduced to gibbering and keening. Arkann explained which side of the staircase to use in order to avoid it and continued. An instance of 5311-H was seen again, frightening more of the team. Arkann casually dismissed it and took us through several rooms, where various anomalies were encountered. A woman with ailurophobia panicked and fled when 5311-B was seen in the rafters of a library; two more ran when it began speaking to them. Arkann simply petted the creature and encouraged the team to resume the tour.

As the team continued, instances of 5311-H and J were encountered, attacking or following three of the team. Arkann instructed us to ignore 5311-J, adding, "There's nothing else you can do. Just walk around and it'll move on. And don't worry about Panurge. At least he cleans up after himself, unlike most of these bums." He gestured to the surroundings, glaring at 5311-D, who just grinned. More rooms were visited, though no encounters came of it. Some AWOL team members attempted contact, but were reprimanded and instructed to return to base (the team member with ailurophobia was located several days later, given counseling, and returned to duty, though she refused to go near 5311 again).

Arkann concluded his tour in the attic, where 5311-G was seen. All but one team member fled; I remained and observed as Arkann fearlessly approached the doll, combed its hair, sang to it, and shook its hand. We returned to the first floor, where 5311-A was encountered. Several escaped Foundation agents were outside, and were summarily punished. I requested (and was granted) a new team. I logged all entities encountered, and was debriefed on the remaining ones by Arkann. Entities are classified in the order that Arkann encountered them, with 5311-A being the first instance he saw, etc.

ENTRY THREE:
An instance occurred where every anomaly residing within 5311 made an appearance. According to Arkann, this had never happened while he had lived there, but there were records from earlier tenants detailing a similar event. All team members fled the property and underwent counseling. The replacement team arrived four hours later, and was startled to find Arkann in the thick of the havoc, casually sweeping the floor while a chicken was roasting in the oven. He greeted the team and invited them to dinner, offering them umbrellas. When questioned, he just sighed and said, "Panurge is really active today, so watch out." Several projectiles were thrown at Arkann and the team, but the umbrellas deflected them. When asked why all eleven anomalies were active at once, Arkann could only shrug. "They come and go whenever they want," he said, as a dinner plate bounced off his umbrella. He then stated that previous records of this event theorized that all the anomalies might celebrate an "anniversary" together, but as this has never occurred in the fours years of Arkann's residence, he doubted this. "I think they just felt like it, to show off," he added. Instances of 5311-A and I then appeared, causing two members to vomit and another to run, but Arkann resumed eating as if nothing had happened.

ENTRY FOUR:
The 5311-F revealed itself again, frightening or disgusting all agents off the property. A second team was called in and reacted similarly. Finally, two out of five agents sent from a third team remained, though they asked that 5311-F keep its distance. Arkann merely shook his head and sat down at an outdoor table with the large creature, and began chatting with it.

First recorded instance of someone deliberately coming into physical contact with 5311-H, despite Arkann's warnings. The D-class was quickly removed and treated, and no further attempts at contact were made. About half an hour before Arkann left for work that day, the current team was suddenly attacked by 5311-B and I. They attempted to stand their ground while Arkann went about looking for his work shoes. They were thrown at him by 5311-K, and he announced his departure to the anomalies as they attacked the agents. As he walked out the door, Arkann clapped and shouted for the anomalies to stop, which they did, and the agents were left alone. However, 5311-D returned to torment them an hour before Arkann returned, and was subsequently rebuffed when he came through the door. "Lucy," he said, pointing to the creature, "don't make me send you down to Randall. I want you to apologize to these people and promise to be good the next time I'm gone, okay?" The anomaly reluctantly agreed and made signs of remorse before wandering off. Although the newer agents had been debriefed regarding 5311-C, they still insisted on seeing it. Arkann led them down to the basement, and ten minutes later, they all ran screaming from the manor.

After being debriefed, the replacement team commander was quoted as saying, "Who's training these [expletive], anyway? You'd think most of them would be used to seeing [expletive] like this!", to which Mr. Arkann glibly suggested he send Foundation agents to work at retail positions to "toughen them up".

It has been theorized that the reason 5311 is an SCP is not because of the eleven anomalies, but the fact that so many hardened, experienced Foundation agents can be frightened away from it, while a perfectly ordinary man is not. The possibility of cognitive hazards has been ruled out, as they certainly would have affected Mr. Arkann, who lacks Foundation training and equipment. Currently, the latest batch of agents assigned to 5311 have shown much greater tolerance towards the entities, though they still largely depend on Arkann for mediation and containment.


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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 20:09
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Item Number: 5349

Object Class: Safe-Eparch

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5349 is to be kept in the non-hazardous section of the Site 96 Anomalous Literature Wing. Researchers seeking copies of the document should contact STF μ-12 “Book Club with the Gals for approval.

Three members of the Tactical Theology Department stationed as members of the Northern Ireland Environmental Agency have remained on-site at Grey Abbey, the discovery site of SCP-5349, to apprehend any future anomalous activity.


Description: SCP-5349 is a copy of the Latin Vulgate Bible, showing visual and formatting similarities to the 1454 Mazarin Bible printed by Johannes Gutenberg. The pages, though visually similar to vellum and paper, are genetically and texturally identical to the elytra and wing film of keratinous insects. DNA analysis suggests a genetic match to the extinct Cicadetta luculenta. SCP-XXXX’s exterior, printing method, estimated age, and written layout seem to be identical to other copies of the Gutenberg bible.

While SCP-5349’s exterior and formatting appear largely identical to non-anomalous copies of the Gutenberg Bible, with two deviations:

  • SCP-5349 has 42 lines per page on every page, whereas original copies begin with larger type-face 40 line pages before switching to 42 lines.
  • SCP-5349’s flourishes and visual christian iconography have been amended to include cicadas, especially in depictions of Jesus Christ.

In addition, SCP-5349’s writings deviate strongly from the original writings of traditional Gutenberg Bibles. Many instances of symbolism and proverbs appear to be taken literally, and many instances of merciful acts or forgiveness have been changed or removed.

Noticeably, SCP-5349 contains two additional biblical books, titled “The Book of Luculentus” and “The Gospel of Johnny”.

Excerpts from SCP-5349:



When they came to the place where God told them to go, Abraham built an altar. He carefully laid the wood on the altar. Then he tied up his son Isaac and laid him on the altar on top of the wood. Then Abraham reached for his knife to kill his son. But the angel of the Lord stopped him. The angel let loose its holy buzzing, and Abraham began convulsing with devotion to his God. He stood aside as the angel descended, and watched as the vigil of God reduced Isaac to bones, rending flesh and carrying his soul to heaven.

Now on his way to Jerusalem, Jesus traveled along the border between Samaria and Galilee. As he was going into a village, ten men who had leprosy met him. They stood at a distance and called out in a loud voice, “Jesus, Master, have pity on us!” When he saw them, he reached out a hand and healed their suffering. The men shed their bittered husks, emerging from their larval shells as angels. The messiah heard their buzzing, and in his kindness bequeathed to them his sacrament.

Researcher’s Note:

Bannock,
For a long time we thought 3004, Cousin Johnny, it was some fluke, some bastardization by a confused bug diety. Some bug-eyed minor god got it in its head that it was God, capital-G God, and started doing some weird Jesus stuff. After finding this… I'm not so sure.

See, I don't think 3004 is confused. I think it's… it's coming from somewhere else. Looking at the Akiva around where we found 5349, it's not a normal distribution like you'd expect. It's more like a puncture wound. Immense force with a sharp point just punching a hole in our world. And if it that hole is big enough to fit a bible, a messiah, a god- we need to plug it up fast.

I’m officially requesting assistance from the MDV-HIVE initiative. I know when we’re in over our head, and us analysts at 96 don’t have the skills (or funding!) of your Tact-Theo boys down at 27. Look, Bannock… I don’t know if I can help all that much, but I have a grudge with these cicada fucks. They got Ozid a couple years ago, and he’s not in a good way. If there’s anything I can do to help, give the word- nothing squashes bugs like a rolled up magazine.

Incidentally, 3004-2 sightings have been popping up more and more recently. They’re technically made of wood, I guess, so the pesticides have been proven ineffective. Maybe something that can eat em up? You’re the expert, but just thinking out loud.

- Elijah Razim




Entomological Deicidide: Start


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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 19:18
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No containment procedures are necessary.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an intelligent AI that collects backgrounds from individuals around the world, then determines which profile would accept a career offer from the foundation/have the criteria for a foundation career.

SCP-XXXX-1 is an anti-memetic message sent to a recipitant via email. It explains what the foundation's purpose is, and what occupation the recipient would receive. If the recipient denies this offer, the anti-memetic properties activate. This removes all information of the foundation's existence from the recipient's memory. The AI would then remove itself from the recipient's inbox.

Addendum XXXX.1: The message below is SCP-XXXX-1, excluding its anti-memetic properties.

HELLO. WE ARE THE SCP FOUNDATION.


SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.


We are an organization that focuses primarily on containing anomalies.

You have been selected for occupation in this unique line of work.

If you would join us, your profession here would be [INSERT PROFFESION]

Would you like to accept this offer?

Footnotes

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 17:45

Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently is contains site 19 that is placed 20 by 10 m room which has a small forest. The walls are made with layers of cement, steel, cobalt, and a bit of titanium so that there will be no attempts of escaping, and there are cameras places all over the room that have heat-sensing abilities. Attempts of interviewing SCP-XXXX are unavailable for right now. Accessing is limited to those that are level 3 clearance.

Descriptions: SCP-XXXX or as otherwise called “the Goliath” is a humanoid that is 9 feet tall and weighs about 500lbs it is able to hit speed up to 50 mph and it has the strength to lift 2000lbs with ease which is more than the world strongest man can lift. It wears medieval knight armor which is estimated to be from the 1700s that has battle scars and vines which is able to stop round up to 30mm which is the same round used on the USA “warthog”. It carries around medieval sword which looks similar to a broadsword but the sword is a bit different from one the blade of the SCP-XXXX is made from a plant basic material but has the abilities to increase its length or its width in seconds and is able to increase the hardest of the blade which is able to cut through steel. All of these abilities are only be able to work when SCP-XXXX is welding the sword anyone else welding the sword will have no control of its length its width or its hardness sword. And the last thing is that it has vine all over its body which look like a normal and harmless vine but SCP-XXXX control them which can be used to attack others which impale its victim that causes severe bleeding and damage to vial organic but can also have healing properties which can heal most injury and disease even cure cancer but only if it feels like it wants to. Its vines source of its heal properties can still unknown. Most of the time it is passive but will become aggressive when threatened or attack and will use its vines or its sword to injury or kill the attacker it is also known to attack those who mock or make fun of its country and will kill the person who is making fun of them with slow and agonizing death but impaling they slowly to make them regret their chooses.

Discovered/origin: SCP-XXXX was first caught the eyes of the foundations On March 4 2002 when a small village in Lithuania started to have a sudden increase of missing people and hearing that vine-covered knight roaming in the forest close to the village. The foundation sent three groups of MTF to secure SCP-XXXX. Group-3 was the first to encounter SCP-XXXX it was during the middle of the night they were scouting the location where most of the victims have gone missing the leader of the group-3 agent David was radio chatting to home basic when suddenly SCP-XXXX dropdown from the trees and crash one of the MTF was killed immediately the sudden surprise attack caught everyone off guard agent David order everyone to fire on it and everyone did fire round over round at SCP-XXXX but all of the rounds just bounce off its armor then with its two glowing red eyes which look like they came from the depths of hell charge at of one the MTF with its sword pulled out and cut the MTF in half killing him immediately. After that gruesome attack by SCP-XXXX, the vine on SCP-XXXX started to risk and shake like snakes and there was a pause then with a blink of an eye one of the MTF was impaled he screaming in pain. Then the vines that impaled into the MTF broke off, and SCP- ran off into the forest leaving two dead and one severely injured. Medical staff run to the site to help the wounded and were shock to see the damage SCP-XXXX left trees were broken, blood spilling and a man screaming in pain they called it off for the night and start relooking for SCP-XXXX. On the second day, group-1 and 2 were sent out to find SCP-XXXX and contain it for approximately 5 hrs group-1 found SCP-XXXX roaming around in the forest they saw it and were ready for it to attack but it didn’t some reason it’s like the switch of murdering people and wanting for blood just turn off. Instead of opening fire like group-3 did which cause it to become more aggressive which cause more casualty so their plan was to radio cast to the home base that they found SCP-XXXX and are going to put a tracker on SCP-XXXX and wait for group-2 to have the advantage if it becomes hostile. Day 3 group-1 and 2 meet up with high power rifles but their plan is to use gas that can temporary paralyze making the body unable to move at all but the problem is that it takes time for the effect to kick and what makes it worst is that the bigger the person is the more it takes for the effect to kick in. So group 1 and 2 started to track it down and found it in a stand position watching into the deep forest. They started to surround SCP-XXXX everyone was in position everyone was waiting for the sign and one of them shouted NOW!!! And 5 people through 2 smoke gas and 2 of the paralyzing gas now they had to keep SCP-XXXX in the gas for the effect to work. When the gas was through it caught SCP-XXXX off guard and started to defend itself with its vines the MTF started to fire at SCP-XXXX to make it more disorient everything was going to plan until 10 vines came out of the smoke which hit the different places and impaled 8 MTF personnel which killed immediately there was a pause of silence. Then out of the smoke, the MTF hear SCP- speaking Lithuanian with a deep voice and grouchy voice it said “Kovosiu už savo šalį, už savo tautą, kovosiu, kol nesugebėsiu kovoti” which is translated into English as “I will fight for my country, for my nation, I will fight until I am unable to fight” then it started to come out of the smoke everyone thought it was game over and that they all will be killed as SCP-XXXX was ready to attack it froze in place and then collapse. There was a relief and they immediately told the home base that the SCP-XXXX was paralyzed by the gas and need a transport vehicle and medical worker for they have a lot of injury people 2 hrs later a transport helicopter was sent with medical workers and SCP-XXXX was sent to the site 19 to be tested, research and be contained. Overall over 45 civilians were killed be for the MTF got there and 20 MTF were killed by SCP-XXXX.
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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 15:24

Item #:SCP-XXXX

Object Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be guarded by multiple personnel near the 6x6 fence placed in front of the only entrance of SCP-XXXX. A group of three to five D-Class personnel are to enter the SCP-XXXX every month to serve as food or host. In the event that SCP-XXXX-1 is able to escape SCP-XXXX, security personnel are to not engage and instead evacuate to the exclusion zone where heavy duty weaponry and armored vehicles on standby are to immediately fire and destroy the instance of SCP-XXXX-1. It is advised to use high-calibre napalm shells with temperatures reaching 135 degrees as the tough exterior of SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be bulletproof. Due to the largeness of SCP-XXXX, it cannot currently be contained at any site and is currently guarded by multiple soldiers as a makeshift base is made there.

Description:SCP-XXXX is a spatial anomaly that has taken the form of an underground labyrinth
which stretches on for roughly 15 miles but when entered and then activated it seems that it is much bigger and lengthier than the original length. The paths inside have been observed to be twisted to the point of appearing to be similar to a maze.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in /9/24/20██/ after the entire town of ██████, Crete took part in a mini-marathon inside it causing over ████ people to suddenly disappear.
It had been later known that a crater also formed in █████, Crete. After the discovery of the event, Foundation agents began Project Un-Anchoring which wiped every single trace of the town and crater.

Trying to destroy the roof of SCP-XXXX whether inside or out, will work but will only stay open for 20 seconds until the hole fixes itself by anomalous means.

When entering SCP-XXXX a time limit of 1:19 begins and after this, an event known as Fáseis will occur consisting of five phases. The first phase consists of an unexplainable alertness and increases of paranoia, the second phase increases this paranoia into full-blown fear of bulls and a memetic effect begins and making subjects see bull-like figures from far away, the third phase begins with all subjects become distressed as they try to exit SCP-XXXX, the fourth phase consists of the entire labyrinth appearing to loop itself as roads switch and disappear. The final phase consists of the subjects experiencing a large wave of exhaustion as a figure known as SCP-XXXX-1 begins to stalk them, after 1:19 subjects die of exhaustion are consumed and torn apart by SCP-XXXX-1 with parts like the arms and legs appear to be completely ignored by it

SCP-XXXX-1 is a tall, armored, bull-like humanoid with a large axe and shield closely resembling the Greek myth of the Minotaur.
It is theorized that after Incident-505-A that the armor of SCP-XXXX-1 is organic.

Testing Log:

Subjects:D-0017, D-6421 and D-7234 are told to enter SCP-XXXX with cameras in their helmets

Procedure:The D-Class are radioed by command to look for test samples and anything else interesting

Results:D-0017 and D-7234 managed to find an area which was not seen by drone footage containing ancient rusted armor appearing to originate from the Minoan Kingdom along with a piece of paper, the samples are placed in bags and droned away. During the fifth phase all three men are consumed by SCP-XXXX-1

Analysis:"We need more men in there, and we can't let that bull [EXPLETIVE] stop us from getting data"
-Dr McLogan

+ Incident-505-A

The first paper has been translated to
"Kill this monstrosity, no god of ours could have made this, not even Hades, send it to Tartarus and make sure this is not seen by other citizens. Hopefully the prison we built for him can hold strong"
While the second has been translated to
"Do your best to tame the Minotaur so we can use it against the Germans"1
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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 14:45

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➤ WELCOME. RESEARCHER. CREATE NEW FILE?

YES

➤ ITEM NUMBER?

XXXX

➤ OBJECT CLASS?

SAFE

 GENERATING FILE TEMPLATE....

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 13:56
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THE STONE ELEPHANT

BE

AMAZED!

FROM

THE

MUGGY

HEART

OF

SOUTH-EAST

ASIA!



WILL

IT

BRING

YOU

PLEASURE?

OR

COMPLETE

CHAOS?

ONLY GOD

KNOWS!

COME TO FIND OUT!

What ever has been manifested by this act is not

our fault and we cannot be held accountable!

The following is a page from a publication entitled To the Circus Born: Herman Fuller's Menagerie of Freaks. The identities of neither publisher nor author have been established, and scattered pages have been found inserted into Circus-themed books in libraries across the world. The person or persons behind this dissemination are unknown.

The Stone Elephant

This act was, risky to say the least. This little trinket would disappear, and then come back with something twice its size!

I still do remember that long month. I have no idea why, but Herman went on a trip, a trip to Asia. He stumbled upon a shop, where he found this. It was sitting on a shelf, next to a glock. A glock! He asked the shopkeeper about it, and the shopkeeper told him everything. I don't know why, he could have said it was his gun. Herman bought it and brought it back home. He said on the first day back, "Meet your new act!". I was very confused. A little trinket like that? Then he told all of us what it could do. Until it was showtime, this thing would randomly disappear and bring something back with it. Most of the time it brought back harmless objects, like candy, or little toys. Sometimes it would spawn stuff that… Let's just say that we were absolutely not fit to have it in our possession. We all hid the dangerous thing that came from this so that Fuller wouldn't get any ideas.

In short, It was a big hit. Herman would do an intro, and he just let the stone elephant do its thing. It would go away, then come back with a treat for a kid. I mean, Fuller forced the parents of the kids to pay up, for an object that wasn't even his afterwords, no matter how fucked up the object itself was. Even after that thing spawned a thing of mary jane, he still charged the kid. Even after the kid's parents persistently refused. I had fun hitting that after they left. Even so, this little stone elephant overshadowed all of our acts. It even took up some time-space of old 'Al's happy clown sad clown act. He even took his own life after Herman completely cut him out. That bastard said Al had nothing to live for anyway. The big top acts weren't too pleased with this. What if we tried to destroy it? Make it look like an accident? We all agreed with doing this.

Well, then came it's very last show. Heman announced the damned thing, and it started to disappear. Makes me wonder if it could actually hear and think. It took a while for it to come back, and the whole tent was silent for 10 minutes, other than the music that's supposed to be going along with the act. It did eventually come back but on a kid's lap. It had a fucking grenade with it. Everyone ducked, but the people sitting on that side of the stands were not so lucky. It went off, killing several people. We all knew that this was our time to get packed up. Hell, we're all very lucky that we got out of there when we did. Anyways, that stone elephant did not blow up in the explosion. It was the perfect excuse for us to destroy it. Herman found that kid's relatives and still mailed them a fucking bill. He's still waiting on that check to arrive. I try time and time again to tell him maybe it was because we fucking move our tent all the time, but he is still ignorant.

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 13:50

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SCP-XXXX-1

Photo of SCP-XXXX-1 while fences were being installed.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be constantly surrounded by a barbed wire fence. Guard posts are to be placed on all four corners of the fence. If any activity unfamiliar to SCP-XXXX occurs, members of MTF Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats") are to be dispatched to the area from Outpost 862.

SCP-XXXX-2 is to be momentarily checked on via remotely controlled cameras. SCP-XXXX-2 does not require any containment measures as it does not pose any immediate threat.. (see Addendum XXXX.1) Metal chains are to be wrapped around the handles of SCP-XXXX-2. Engineering staff accompanied by Zeta 9 members should inspect the chain weekly. If the chain at any point breaks on SCP-XXXX-2 from an anomalous source, Zeta 9 are to respond IMMEDIATELY.

SCP-XXXX-3 is contained by the containment measures of SCP-XXXX-2. Any attempts of researchers to put any audio/visual devices into SCP-XXXX-3 is to be denied.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a hole in the ground within the ████████ Deserts, off I-██. It is approximately 8 yards wide in diameter on the surface, between the two farthest points. SCP-XXXX-1 leads to a cave system. In total, there are 4 caverns, separated by rock walls and crevices. Excavation projects have been held to make easy passage through the caverns.

In SCP-XXXX-1, there is, what appears to be, a main cavern. It is roughly 42 yards deep at its farthest point. Within this main cavern, is a set of double doors. Several inscriptions are present, but have eroded to the point beyond recognition. The area behind the door will be referred to as SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-2's door appears to be constructed out of stone. It appears that some sort of red paint was applied, but has almost completely flaked off. The door itself doesn't appear to be anomalous. (see Addendum-XXXX.1) Activities of the door include vigorous rattling, slamming shut and opening anomalously.

The room behind SCP-XXXX-2 will be referred to as SCP-XXXX-3. SCP-XXXX-3 is a medium, carved chamber behind SCP-XXXX-2. It appears to be of primitive origin, as cave paintings and unrecognizable rock sculptures are present in the room. A large, ritualistic symbol is painted on the floor.

Addendum:

Addendum-XXXX.1: The following is a video log on (MM/DD/YY) 9/18/201█.

Foreward: This video log was captured from the remotely controlled camera monitoring SCP-XXXX-2.

[BEGIN LOG]

13:32: SCP-XXXX-2's door can be seen rattling.

Zeta 9 had been informed of the disturbance and had begun to descend within the cave.

13:43: Zeta 9 entered the cave system. The door's rattling intensity had significantly increased. The previously documented droning sound can be heard through the camera's microphone.

13:56: The camera's visual began to distort. The visual significantly dropped in quality and, every now and again, the camera would completely distort, making any visual completely useless.

14:03: Four Zeta 9 members that have spelunking gear on come into frame and look at the rattling door. The squad commander exits frame, talking on his radio. The other Zeta 9 members approached the rattling door, one remained at a safe distance. The following audio can be heard.

Unit remaining at distance: What are you doing? Get away from it!

Unit approaching #1: Don't be a chicken, it's just a rattling door. You can't be a Zeta 9 member if your scared of a door.

Unit remaining at distance: Do you even remember what our job is? Did you hear about that mother-(unintelligible) shy guy thing? What if one creepy thing jumps out of that door?

Unit approaching door #2: What's the chance that one is going to jump out? Hu-

14:05: The camera audio fully distorts, a screen of static. The droning from within SCP-XXXX-2 intensifies. The door to SCP-XXXX-2 can audibly be heard being slammed open. A few screams are heard as a thud is made. Gun fire plays through the audio. Heavy footsteps trail off into the distance. "NOO-!" can be heard, before a crunch ends the sentence. What sounds like a horse galloping can be heard trailing off. Several organic clicks, most likely resulting from the creature, dissipate as the footsteps get quieter.

14:08: The screen of static ends. 2 corpses are seen on the floor. Both of the corpses are the units who approached SCP-XXXX-2's door. The unit who stayed back from the door is not visible. Unit #1 has his [REDACTED] tore out. #2 can visibly be seen [REDACTED].

14:11: The camera heavily distorts as the clicking returns and the horse galloping comes back and then trails off once more. SCP-XXXX-2's door is heard shutting.

14:12: The camera stops distorting and nothing in the scene is changed from time stamp 14:08 except SCP-XXXX-2's door is closed.

[END LOG]

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-2 is to be constantly locked to prevent any incident similar to this from happening again. Both units that were seen dead in the video were deemed KIA. Private Gare, the one who remained at a safe distance, was the only survivor with eyewitness, as he stated that the "monster" had attacked his colleagues first, rather than him.


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