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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 07:12
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All lifeforms infected by SCP-XXXX are to be heavily quarantined in separate containment cells, all personnel entering cells containing lifeforms that are infected by SCP-XXXX are to wear are a full body hazardous materials suit and are to be heavily disinfected after they exit the cell. There is no standard cell for lifeforms infected by SCP-XXXX since all lifeforms infected by SCP-XXXX have differing abilities but all cells accommodate the type of lifeform and the abilities of the lifeform.
Description: SCP-XXXX is anomalous virus that causes lifeforms that it infects to develop supernatural abilities. SCP-XXXX can infect any living being. SCP-XXXX works by changing the genetic make up of the lifeform it infects, why different lifeforms have develop differing abilities is currently unknown.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in a forest [REDACTED], Poland in 19██ when a tree was notice by locals to never change color despite it not being evergreen, foundation operatives were dispatched to the area to conduct experiments on the tree, test showed that the tree had contracted a anomalous virus that caused it to develop the ability to not change.
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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 04:53
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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 04:41
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: No special procedures needed. Item is SAFE and can be stored in a
normal containment cell with special key card access for testing.
Description: Plain 2.1 meter oak box with druidic symbols on the face that opens.
Opened: Inside is lined with Brown cloth
Items inside: Four 1 meter by 2.5 cm oak poles with one end sharpened. The other end is cupped.
They have lines etched around the sharpened tips every .2 meters (total of 3 lines)
One 2 meter by 5 cm oak pole. One end is rounded, the other is blunt.
Markings/Symbols: All poles have one Druidic Spiral Of Life etched on them. The main box also has a Druidic cross set below the spiral. Testing of samples taken from the box has been traced back to ~4th century Ireland, particularly the Quercus robur. There were several of these varieties on the farm where the item was discovered. Going through history records it was found that the poles had been passed down from generation to generation. It wasn't until a personal tragedy that caused the farmer to use the poles in a unorthodox way that lead to his death.
Main Purpose: When used together, the items will vastly increase farming capability. Using the shorter poles, pushed into the ground to the first line, they can be used to outline any shape on land up to 400 km.
When the larger pole is brought to the center of said shape and tapped once on the ground the soil will be anomalously "tilled" and fertilized, ready for planting. If a seed is placed in the cupped end of the outlining poles, then pushing the poles into the ground to the second etched line, when the longer pole is again tapped in the center of the outlined shape, said shape will be planted with the provided seeds. Where the extra seeds come from is unknown.
The planted seeds will germinate and sprout within 1 hour and will be ready for harvest within 24. This happens in any climate BUT, if the temperature is below freezing then harvesting will need to be done as soon as possible.
Harvesting is just a simple process of pushing the shorter poles into the ground to the third and last etched line and tapping the larger pole in the center of the tilled area. The crop will be harvested/bundled along the sides of the shape tilled.
It as been found that the act of pushing the shorter poles is not hampered in any way by rocks or hard clay. They are able to be pushed into the ground with relative ease.
The downfall of this process is the person using the pole will experience a quarter of what the normal fatigue and weakness would be as if the person was excavating it themselves, in relation to how much work is being done (in some cases the person using the pole for digging have become a desiccated corpse within a few hours of constant use (the poles were found in a partially excavated area with a human male corpse).
It is possible to use a D class that has consumed a high energy/protein solution to activate and use the item. This more than compensates for the fatigue encountered while using the item. The use of drones appears to not activate the digging ability.
Secondary property: Discovered by accident, when used by itself, the 2 meter pole, when touched to the
ground and slightly pushed downward will excavate a 90 meter area (found to be a 90 meter diameter sphere) of whatever natural substance is below the pole. IE: If the pole it touched/pushed into soil it will start excavating the soil at a rate of 1 meter/sec, pushing the soil to the edges of the area being excavated. The was discovered after testing had completed for the day (See Incident XXXX-001)
Dragging the 2 meter pole along the ground will remove loose items from a 20 meter area (from the end of the pole).
For example: If dragged along a snow covered driveway the snow will be removed and piled along the edges of the area of effect. The same with leaves (this would be a good item to consider using for containment of nature/tree based "Skips".
History/Discovery: The markings on the box containing SCP-XXXX date back to the early Druidic days of 4th century Ireland. In 1948 Montana, the foundation was alerted to an unusually large potato crop harvested near the town of Manhattan. Agents were sent to the area and determined, without a doubt, there was anomalous activity that needed containment. The large crop of potato's that drew the foundations attention was just a small part of anomalously large harvest, estimated to be over 11 million metric tons in one season; over 4 times the normal harvest size (the average potato crop for a experienced farmer is approximately 70 tons per hectare). The entire area, approximately 400 km area, was tilled and partially harvested. Near the middle of the area was a desiccated corpse (the owner of the farm) clutching the main pole, with the box open laying next to him. The four smaller poles were found nearby after agents combed the area. Amnestics were administered to all parties involved in the harvest.
After retrieval, the secondary properties of the main pole were discovered and used to wipe the farm land clean and prepped for use by a new owner.
Testing Results:
Pre Test 000
An area of 20 sq meters was prepped by outlining the area with the four shorter poles
pushed into the ground to the first etched line.
Test 001
Researcher: Dr. James
Subject: D-1290
Area Tested: 20 sq meter
Input Seeds: Corn
The area was outlined by the smaller poles. One corn kernel was placed on the end of all four poles
that were then pushed down to the second etched line. No other action was preformed.
Result: None. No anomalous behavior.
Test 002
Researcher: Dr. James
Subject: D-1290
Area Tested: 20 sq meter
Input Seeds: Corn
As in test 001, the area was outlined with the smaller poles. This time D-1290 put a corn kernel on the end of all 4 poles. After the last kernel was placed all four poles were noticeably glowing Green at approximately 1600 lumen. D-1290 was then instructed to take the longer pole to the center of the square and tap the ground once. Once this was done D-1290 passed out and was taken to the medical center. He was determined to be dehydrated and needed fluids, food and rest but was awake within 30 minutes. 24 hours after test 002 was completed the 20 sq meter area used was ready for harvest (see Test 003)
Test 003
Researcher: Dr. James
Subject: D-1290
Area Tested: From previous tests, 20 sq area with fully grown corn.
D-1290 was instructed to drink a high energy drink prior to the test. After this he was then instructed to walk to the middle of the corn field and tap the ground with the longer pole. Once this was done there was another Green glow of approximately 1600 lumen over the entire area. Afterwards all the corn was harvested and piled around the edges of the field. D-1290 faired much better this time only requiring just a few minutes of rest afterwards.
Tests 003-009
Researcher: Dr. King
Subject: D-1290
Input Seeds: Various
The area was prepped for use. A 20 sq meter area was again chosen for ease of use. No matter what seed D-1290 placed on the ends of the poles (tomato, peach, orange, pear, banana, peppers, onion) all crops were various apple orchards. Dr. King left the testing area shaking his head in disgust.
Incident XXXX-001
After test 009, D-1290, who had been taking only half of the allotted energy drinks from the previous tests, consumed the saved drinks and ran with the longer pole to a nearby field. Security pursued but were unable to find D-1290 in time before he used the pole to deadly personal effect. D-1290 had tapped the pole continuously, excavating a 90 meter hole 60 meters straight down then 182 meters horizontal before expiring. He was found at the end of the escape tunnel, still gripping the pole. It was found that the surface of the tunnels were finished and relatively smooth, carving through rocks as the tunnel was made, with no appearance of cave in (possibility of item to be used for excavation of new sites; Dr. James).
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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 03:21
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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 02:13
SCP-BLANK'S SERVERS
Item #: SCP-BLANK
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The formal containment of SCP-BLANK is currently pending the construction of a chamber capable of ensuring the safety of SCP-BLANK'S servers. The location of this chamber will be constructed at one of the following sites: 43,19,83, and ████. Once the pending construction is finished, a approved set of containment procedures will be enscribed as long as SCP-BLANK-1 has not seized control. Current containment procedure of SCP-BLANK-1 is the following: SCP-BLANK-1 will be kept in its original 10x10 meter bunker situated in █████████ national park. Upon any moving of the main System (even excluding the monitor), the logistics team should be sure its not within 2000 kilometers of SCP-████. At any point if a subject try's to help SCP-BLANK-1, a onsite agent shall terminate them, no matter their reputation or level.
Discovery: SCP-BLANK was discovered when an agent posed as a local sheriff heard a sound similar to the strum of the ██████ that identifies ███████. The origin of this sound was never found and the agent went through psychological testing. MTF U-13 was dispatched once the agent confirmed a sighting of the seal. An MTF agent deducted that the hole matches the length of the seal. Once the steel door was opened and the unit confirmed no hostiles, they presumed it was safe to enter the bunker fully.
The last recorded radio communication from MTF U-13 was agent Howard ██████ whispering "We secure and contain so much, but this time we need the protection.". Soon after 6 gunshots were heard and an evac team was dispatched. Upon arrival, each agent had a bullet in their head and was confirmed KIA.
SCP-BLANK-1 was found during the first trial of testing under Senior Researcher ████████. A D-CLASS subject went close to the monitor after entering and the humanoid figure appeared on the screen. The only close to being understood thing SCP-BLANK-1 said was what is presumed to be Japanese mumbling. The D-CLASS subject seemed to understand and showed physical signs of agreeance. The subject reached for the button aside the monitor even though told not to multiple times. Amnestics were applied to the subject and more safety procedures to prevent this are awaiting.
As of November 17th, 20██ SCP-BLANK is being kept securely and testing is active. All approvals for SCP-BLANK are awaiting approval. There have been no signs or discoveries of ways to nullify or stop the anomalous properties of SCP-BLANK-1. Only the basic information is understood about SCP-BLANK and SCP-BLANK-1. Constant camera surveillance and a research outpost have been added to the procedures.
Description: SCP-BLANK is a semi-industrial-sized machine made by Dr.Wondertainment similar to the ones manufactured in the 1980's era. SCP-BLANK is situated in a bunker outside of ████████, Wyoming. Access to the machine is only possible via a computer store closed in the early 2000s. Upon entering the management office a seal of the official Dr.Wondertainment logo needs to be inserted into the 35-centimeter hole located atop a wood deck. Once this seal is inserted, a steel door opens on the floor with 15 stairs leading down to a basement-like room. The steel door leading to the bunker is painted with a Dr.Wondertainment style word: "Thoughtomatic". When a human and only a human (as known so far) enters a 2x2 meter monitor turns on with a single word: 考え. If the human subject steps closer off of the stairs, anything and everything they are thinking appears on the monitor. When a subject walks more than 3 meters north of the machine, SCP-BLANK-1 arises. SCP-BLANK-1 is a humanoid figure appearing on the monitor that will talk in Japanese to only one subject inside the bunker asking it to press the button so it can get all control. SCP-BLANK-1 will try to persuade the subject to press the button located on the side of the monitor. SCP-BLANK-1 has anomalous effects that will help the persuasion of a subject greatly, only a person carrying the seal of Dr.Wondertainment can not be affected. At this time there is no understanding of what happens when the button is pressed. 05 approval has been requested. No construction records or business receipts have been found, except for a documented transaction for a pack of m&ms. Upon further chemical testing, Researcher Dr. Manheim concluded that the buyer's name started with the letter █. Due to the possible origin of this transaction, a higher clearance level has been applied.
Addendum A: DUE TO INCIDENT ██████ AKA "Mindwipe" ALL LOGS HAVE BEEN ERASED FOR THE SAFETY OF FOUNDATION STAFF. FURTHER TESTING LOGS AND RECORDS WILL BE ADDED IF APPROVAL IS GIVEN TO CONTINUE TESTS.
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DATE: 20 Mar 2021 02:04
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 19 Mar 2021 23:41
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Item #: SCP-5176
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5176 is to be inserted into any form of computer with both a DVD player and microphone in use, and SCP-5176 is to be played through any form of .MP4 video file player.
Description: SCP-5176 is a Blu-Ray DVD containing what appears to be an infinite amount of video footage about the SCP Foundation, extending far into the future. One notable difference is that
the SCP Foundation within this footage acts much more like the GOC, focused far more on killing anomalies or forcing them to kill each other in what has been nicknamed the "arena". From here on, there will be a description of notable events within the footage.
4/30/2001: The start of the footage is confirmed to have been in the year 2001, where it depicts a currently unidentified member of the Chaos Insurgency giving birth. The newborn (named "Adam") has several notable features, including goat-like horns, a horizontal slit-type pupil, a tail, and gold-colored hook marking on the neck.
Later on, several more entities like this appear, which are later brought into Foundation custody, none are identical in terms of appearance or anomalous properties though some do have similarities. The depicted variant of the SCP Foundation refers to them as SCP-6000, codenamed "Dead Man Walking", each instance of SCP-6000 is numbered with the oldest being referred to as SCP-6000-1 and so on. All of them are Type-5 reality-benders with anomalous properties always exhibiting relation to death or undeath.
| Number | First name | Known anomalous properties |
|---|---|---|
| "SCP-6000-1" | "Adam" | cell-content |
| "SCP-6000-2" | "Sable" | cell-content |
| "SCP-6000-3" | "Valentino" | Reviving dead organisms. Withering flesh by making direct skin contact. Going into a highly aggressive state after consuming blood, in which physical capabilities are increased, neurological capacity is decreased, and potency of other anomalous properties is increased |
| "SCP-6000-4" | "Cookie" | cell-content |
| "SCP-6000-5" | "Mara" | Seeing the "souls" of dead organisms, and being able to interact with them. Being able to communicate with any person watching the documented footage while unconscious, though only if the viewer has an active microphone, all communications from viewers with "Mara" will appear as instances of SCP-4011-1A |
| "SCP-6000-6" | "Artemis" | A mix of features resembling both a white tiger and domestic housecat. Reviving any previously dead organism. Temporarily paralyzing any organism with a visual apparatus through eye contact |
| "SCP-6000-7 | "Sunny" | Fox-like features. Creating sharpened bones at will |
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DATE: 19 Mar 2021 20:54
| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| Site-34 | Dir. XXX XXXX | Dr. Mabell Whilby | RRT-34-Omega-1, TF 34-Bravo-3 |
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-6XXX it is to remain on an unnamed island located in Cameron Creak. As a result both Cameron Creak and Frank Jackson State Park, Alabama as a whole have been deemed an extension of Site 34, named Site 34-3. Task Force 34-Bravo-3 has been assigned to guard Site 34-3 under the guise of members of the Alabama State Parks Law Enforcement and campers.
After sundown the island is to be closed. Any persons caught attempting to enter the island after sundown are to be detained and questioned for possible links to GOIs. During times of heightened activity the island’s bridge entrance is to be closed to the public, under the guise of dangerous wildlife.
After recent events (See Incident I-6XXX-A) all anomalies related to SCP-6XXX have expired. All audio recording devices installed on site are to remain active, consistent monitoring is unnecessary. No further containment procedures are required at this time.
Description: SCP-6XXX is an island situated in lake Frank Jackson in Frank Jackson State Park, Alabama. While the island itself is non-anomalous, it is home to several anomalies, going as follows; SCP-6XXX-1, SCP-6XXX-2 and SCP-6XXX-3. SCP-6XXX-1 is a collection of large eggs, approximately 254 millimeters in height, and approximately 120 millimeters in length. DNA testing of these eggs warrants strands very closely matching that of a Gallus gallus domesticus and the Struthio camelus. After recent events (See Incident I-6XXX-B) it has been revealed that the creatures contained inside the eggs are a collection of humanoid entities with multiple features closely related to that of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
SCP-6XXX-2 and SCP-6XXX-3 are both gold and gray furred female Aenocyon dirus, a canine species believed to have gone extinct in the later half of the Tarantian period. Both SCP-6XXX-2 and SCP-6XXX-3 contain the ability to produce human speech instead of barking or other standard canine vocalizations. While SCP-6XXX-3 will freely roam the island to simply act as an aid to SCP-6XXX-2, SCP-6XXX-2 will remain in the same location. According to SCP-6XXX-3 SCP-6XXX-2’s purpose is to contain SCP-6XXX-1 (See Interview Log SCP-6XXX-L-2).
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DATE: 19 Mar 2021 20:21
FP-5 "Kitezh" Orthodox Christian Anomalous Freeport
Located in Russia in Lake Svetloyar. The legendary sunken city aka "the russian atlantis"
how it sunked? go on wikipedia.
Orthodox Christian paranormal freeport governed by the head of the Autocephalous Church of Kitezh Patriarch "Whatshisrussianname". true Christian haven. Anarts, Thaumatology banned. caught anartists/thaumtologists enprisoned or in some case executed. Big city even bigger than the lake. possible spacial anomaly (not a pocket dimension tought) major part of the populaton is of orthodox faith a small percentage is catholic. no protestantism (to much difrences in faith) genetic population: majority humans many some other anomalous races likes elves, sidhe? all of christian faith, no magic, no Mekhnites/ sarkhites (maybe some converts from the "cogwork orthodoxy" since they already incorporated elements from the Christian faith.) non pious people cant reach the city even by diving in the lake (city trapped in huge air bubble) also they can't see Kitezh. only pious people can see the procesions lights and the sound of the churches bells just like in the legends. The city is accessible throu a non thaumic type of ways. It can also be accessed by diving but nobody does it because it's unpractical. Self contained usually nobody Spread the word of the city to non anomalous. The foundation have a small laboratory in Kitezh only pious personnel get sent there. They don't like the GOC 'cause magicians/satanists. the GRU P tried to infiltrate and destroy the city but they were unable to enter the city because the citizen prayed. stuff to be added later. Chaotic list of ideas to be organised later. NOT FINISHED PLEASE DON'T DELETE.
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DATE: 19 Mar 2021 19:07
| ~ The Right Honorable Order of the Wandsmen~ |
- ~Introduction~
- ~Your Body~
- ~Name Security and Magic~
- ~Equipment and Roles~
- ~Code of Conduct~
- ~The Coming Dark~
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Welcome everyone, please take your seats. Note, if you experience any lingering transformation pains and need to leave during the lecture, please feel free to do so. A marker has been placed on your maps to allow the teleportation command to place you smoothly back in your beds. There is no shame in needing more time to recover, so please do not strain yourselves.
Allow me to formally welcome each of you to the Wandsmen. We are an organization dedicated to bringing the news and the truth to all those who seek knowledge, students of all that is and teachers to all who will listen.
We've been the Multiverse's best source of information and explanations for untold eons and even in these trying times we remain dedicated to bringing the true stories of the worlds we explore to the multiverse at large. The news is a vital institution in a universe as complex as ours, so we do our best to preserve and promulgate all the knowledge we can find so it is not lost to the void.
Now I know you must have a lot of questions, but please hold them until the end of the lecture. So to start-
12th Wandsman of Reedsing, we're not forcing you to be here. If you're just here to disrupt-
12th Wandsman of Reedsing! I have read your file. You did not find a lost map. You got told exactly what this was like from another Wandsman, and you had the chance to back out while the transformation was ongoing. You clearly wanted your map's power more than you wanted your old flesh.
Look, I can understand buyer's remorse. Believe me, I get it. If you need time to process or counseling…
And… he's gone.
What? No, following him wouldn't help. With any luck he'll come back to our dimension when he's blown off some steam. If he doesn't… we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Moving on…
What's all this about?
The Wandsmen are a GoI focused on reporting on anomalous events and preserving knowledge. They have joined the fight to defend the multiverse from destruction largely because of their desire to preserve knowledge.
The Wandsmen are very flexible to write for. Their morality is generally decent, but it can be very alien (imagine preserving knowledge by turning someone into a brain in a jar. Some wandsmen would think this was terrible, but many of the more ailen Wandsmen Just "Wouldn't think this was the best method because it restricts those minds from experiencing new things and gaining more interesting information." It certainly wouldn't be seen as an inherently evil act by the Wandsmen at large).
Currently the Organization in general is trying to befriend the Foundation as they see them as potential allies in the fight to avoid all their books getting burned, but there's a lot of tension around this because a lot of Wandsmen also want to write about Earth's stories and distribute their magazines.
In short, there is some inherent diplomatic conflict in the setting.
If you have any Questions about the GoI and writing for it. please reach out to
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