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DATE: 13 Jul 2021 07:42
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP XXXX is to be contained in a 1m by 1m by 1m golden alloy cube1 submerged in a boiling water tank measuring 5m by 5m by 5m.
In the case an instance of SCP XXXX-1 manifestation2 . Security should be dispatched to grab a M9A1-7 at a nearby armory, terminate the entity and dispose of the sand.3
All liquid vapors are to be returned to its water state and vaporized.
Description:
• SCP XXXX is a tube-shaped tobacco product that is made of finely cut, cured tobacco leaves wrapped in thin paper, measuring 75 mm long and 9mm in diameter.4
• There are no brand names nor logo around SCP XXXX.
• Whenever SCP XXXX is unlit it will re-light it self through anomolous means at intervals of 12 hours after the flame has been unlit.5
• Whenever SCP XXXX is destroyed it will re-materialize itself somewhere in a 5 km circle radius. As of now we don't know how long SCP XXXX needs to be to re-materialize itself to existance but it will only remain as a singular object and doesn't seem to multiply.6
• Lack of oxygen doesn't seem to affect this anomolous property.
• SCP XXXX smoke stains are anomolous and when cooled down an instance of SCP XXXX-1 appears.
• SCP XXXX-1 only has one present color covering it's body black.7
• The body, arm, leg, and neck is far too elongated to be identified as a functioning body system.
• SCP XXXX-1 has needles replacing his fingers that are also elongated and can tore through any solid objects that doesn't contain gold in its composition.
• SCP XXXX-1 features a pair of eyes and a grinning smile can be seen.
• SCP XXXX-1 is an entity that varies depending on the intensity and spread of the smoke stain from SCP XXXX.
• Although SCP XXXX-1 proportions remain the same each time strength of each instances may vary.
Addendum: [Footage was lost at the an abandoned house at a town on Kolmanskop, Namibia from South Africa Namib dessert]
Contents of tab 1
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DATE: 13 Jul 2021 03:58
Researcher Gabriel Conduit Beginnings
Gabriel9 made his way to a low-class humanoid interview room for annual mental analysis. It was a clever idea Gabriel's colleague came up with years ago. Gabriel approached the guard and revealed his card, did the security checks, all the fancy stuff. The security on this site has increased since the minor incident that happened 5 years ago. The site administrator really holds a grudge. Gabriel was allowed in and sat in the seat, alone. He had to sit there and be patient while the interviewer processed information in the other room. The processing normally takes 5 minutes, although Gabriel was told by another colleague that he sat for 30 minutes there. It was probably only 10 minutes; she was an impatient one.
"Sorry for the wait" the interviewer apologised as she entered the room "my name is Eve"
"No need to apologise, that was less than a minute. You're getting better" Gabriel responded.
"Thank you"
"Now, let's get on with it shall we. I have an explosive slug that speaks French and eat people when left unattended"
Eve freezes "You what?"
Gabriel laughs "You should see your face"
Eve just stares.
"I'm joking, the slug doesn't explode. It only speaks French, although it is slowly dying"
"What classification has it been given?"
"Nothing, it was discovered yesterday in the hallway by yours truly. I was going to designate it but I found that it was dying, so I just didn't bother"
"Have you considered that there could be more?"
Gabriel frowned "Huh, no I didn't. That is an interesting question"
Eve cleared her throat and glanced at the camera situated behind her in the top corner of the room looking directly at the table.
"I believe we're getting off topic"
"Kind of but not exactly. Although I agree"
Eve paused, "What?"
"Your questions?" Gabriel requested.
Eve opened her briefcase and took out a notepad and pen.
"When did you begin working for the Foundation?"
"That is classified, I don't have clearance to access the date I was recruited"
"Good"
The interview wasn't just an interview, it was a test. Gabriel knew this, because he read his emails. He had to contribute to the memory erasing of someone who obviously didn't read emails and failed the test and got caught accessing classified information that was technically not meant to be given to him.
"Do you have a family?"
"Does a dog count? I'd mention the dog-sitter but he's a civilian who I pay so other than that, nope. Parents obviously don't know about me."
"You'll soon need to get rid of the dog"
"Why?"
"A new regulation will be put into place, apparently someone's dog turned into a robot and turned the agent into napalm. The robot was neutralised, so no dogs"
Gabriel shifted in his seat "Can I just test my dog for anomalous traces and give the all good?"
"You'll have to ask the site administrator"
"Hm"
My dogs not a napalm robot Gabriel thought to himself.
Eve continued, "When is your birthday?"
"I don't have one anymore"
"Watched any good movies lately?"
"Only the ones from the 80's, the locust is a good movie"
This was a code for higher level researchers so they could access certain meetings. The code changes every year and it is randomly selected from a conversation the site admin had at some point. Which isn't secure in Gabriel's opinion.
"What is your ranking in the Mobile Task Force?"
"I'm not MTF, I'm a level 4 researcher"
"How many people are within your research team?"
Gabriel took a moment to count "11"
"Who are these members?"
"Steven Cole, Karen Cole, they actually aren't related believe it or not, Charles… something, Clark Montgomery, Barney Carter….who else…? I'm horrible with names. I'm sorry. Kate Smith, Harry Carpenter, William Garcia, Gabby Harris, Bryan Boardman, Lee Hung"
"Have you taken any amnestic drugs lately?"
Gabriel chuckles "I can't remember if I have"
"What is it that you research, Doctor Conduit?"
"I research mostly humanoid entities who are having a hard time. One of them called me 'The Therapist' which flattered me. I believe that the easiest way to understand an anomaly is to understand the entity hosting the anomaly"
"How sentimental of you"
Eve wrote down a few more notes then closed the notepad "Thank you for your time. You may leave"
"Thank you, I hope you have a good lunch"
Of course, another code. It was the middle of the night, not a very appropriate time to have lunch.
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DATE: 13 Jul 2021 01:09
Special Containment Procedures: As a neaby star system, SCP-8564 cannot be contained. There are currently no sounds coming from the system that could be heard by the public.
Description: SCP-8564 is a star system 4 light years from Earth in the Lynx constellation. Studies have shown the system has a single star that has similar composition to the sun, as well as a rocky terrestrial planet similar to Earth in both size and distance from its parent star, hereby referred to as SCP-8564-A. Studies have also shown the definite possibility of SCP-8564-A having three moons.
Attempts were made to make contact with anything inside SCP-8564 due to the possibility of an anomalous method of interstellar contact, and the result was a series of sounds coming from what was later found to be SCP-8564-A. There has since been an anomalously advanced method of recording a number of data such as audio and temperature from SCP-8564-A that became available via unknown means (called SCP-8564-1), as well as confirming that life exists on SCP-8564-A. Currently, the following sounds have been recorded:
- Roars
- Flapping of wings
- Faint metal clanking
- Rare explosions
Other info has been found, such as:
- Temperatures have been found to be that of fire in the majority of life forms on SCP-8564-A, with one constantly demonstrating a temperature of around 4,500 Kelvin
- The largest species is known to be an average of 18 feet tall and is also sentient with an undetermined average IQ
- The sentient species on SCP-8564-A live on something starting with the letters "py"
- Different members of the intelligent species have different beliefs such as a religion strikingly similar to Buddhism and reincarnation
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 23:55
A victim of SCP-6904's vocalizations.
Item #: SCP-6904
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6904 is to be housed in a completely soundproof enclosure. Ear protection offering total sound neutralization must be provided to all personnel requiring access. Monitoring devices should possess no audio recording capability except those used during approved testing. Recordings must be labeled with appropriate hazard communication symbols. SCP-6904 must be fed a live mammal at a rate of approximately 8 kg per day, depending on the amount of preferred tissue available from the prey animal. In the event that prey expires prematurely, fresh prey must be provided or SCP-6904 will discontinue feeding. Deviations in feeding patterns are believed to be deleterious to its long-term health.
Description: SCP-6904 is a large bipedal creature, approximately 2.3 meters and 375 kg. It has some anatomical features of terrestrial birds but all attempts to taxonomically classify it have ended in frustration. Though its appearance has been reported to be disturbing, it poses no serious hazard. SCP-6904’s true danger lies in its vocalizations, which produce a Level-3 cognitohazard. Class-D personnel who have experienced the vocalizations report a bright, high-pitched warbling cry that pulses in a hypnotic fashion. All higher vertebrates with auditory capacity in the human range of hearing are rendered immobile by muscle spasms, in some cases severe enough to fracture bone, similar to a severe infection by Clostridium tetani. Extensor muscles are more affected, leaving the victim outstretched and exposing SCP-6904’s preferred tissues. In 60-70% of cases, victims will present with an arched back, widely opened eyes, and a facial rictus. Victims report extreme pain and a sense of dread at the prospect of being, “… trapped in my own body.”
A victim's facial rictus.
Upon sighting prey and issuing its paralyzing vocalizations, SCP-6904 will then invariably approach and proceed to feed. No attempt is made by SCP-6904 to kill or disable its victims, as the paralysis renders them unable to struggle. Vital organs are usually left undamaged until days later when SCP-6904 has finished consuming its preferred tissues; the superficial flesh of the face, eyes, and neck. In addition to preserving its victims for as long as possible by avoiding their vital organs, SCP-6904’s saliva contains a coagulant that functions to prevent appreciable blood loss.
SCP-6904 poses little threat to personnel wearing required ear protection as it moves more slowly than average human walking speed and does not seem interested in ambulatory prey.
Powerful muscle relaxers have been successful in terminating the muscle spasms induced by SCP-6904’s vocalizations, but in ██% of cases, victims require █-██ weeks of rehabilitation to regain the use of [REDACTED].
Addendum 6904-01:
In vivo study of brain tissue affected by SCP-6904's vocalizations using Thaumaturgy Enhanced Magnetic Resonance Imaging (teMRI) has revealed that exposure causes immediate depolarization of the primary auditory cortex located in the superior temporal gyrus. The exact mechanism of how this cortical disruption propagates from the auditory centers to the motor cortex while leaving the cortical substrate of consciousness unaffected remains unknown. Signal analysis of the vocalizations has revealed nothing illuminating with respect to etiology but has established that electronic recordings of sufficient fidelity remain hazardous to humans.
Addendum 6904-02:
Observations of SCP-6904’s grooming and nesting behavior indicate that it likely belongs to a social species and that the particular specimen in containment may be experiencing pathological tendencies brought on by long-term captivity. Going forward, SCP-6904’s environment should be populated by no less than three stimulating objects. Stuffed animals have shown positive results but should be replaced periodically.
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 22:19
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The object is to be kept in a 7 x 7 x 7 meter locked container. No personnel with level with clearance below 2 may enter, and only 4 personnel may enter at a time, and the door is to be closed and locked behind them. The container is to be guarded with security footage at all times, and audio recordings are not allowed inside or out or the chamber.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, 3 x 1 inch bose soundlink speaker, made out of aluminum, and some microscopic sliver. The object can not move, but it has an interest of communication to humans.
When the object is in stress or in anger, it starts to create a high pitched, white noise sound. Personnel have reported that the sound progressivly grows louder every 20 seconds. Until, after about 10 minutes, anyone who listened to the sound, will collapse to the ground, and the object will stop emiting the white noise and say "Action, complete". Docters have diagnosed that the collapsing was due to their brain(s) not getting enough oxygen. Thus, 05 Command has officially banned personnel from entering SCP-XXXX's chamber without wearing any noise-canceling earmuffs. Though, personnel in the observation room are not advised to wear earmuffs, unless the object starts emitting the white noise again.
If any personnel inside the observation room can hear the first part of SCP-XXXX's white noise, they are advised to put on the emergency earmuffs located near the corner of the room. If any personnel blackout during this process, other personnel are advised to put the earmuffs on them, doing so will provide concousness once again. If any security personnel are near the event where the white noise happens, they are advised to enter the observation room and look for extra emergency earmuffs.
Personnel have communicated with the object from the observation room, and from previous interviews, they said that the object has some sense of humor, but sometimes, this sense of humor will cause stress or sadness, to the object, and it will start to emit the white noise once again.
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 20:24
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard containment chamber, with soundproof walls at all times. Any damages done to the walls are to be repaired immediately.
If any personnel must enter its container, they must obligate level 4 clearance. In the event of an attack/breach, personnel are to equip soundproof earmuffs found within the observation room.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Bose Soundlink speaker, approximately 3 inches in height; composed of an aluminum casing.
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 19:45
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-695-J
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-695-J is contained at Site-81 in a heavy containment locker inside an enclosed vat. The vat is to remain heated at a temperature between 170° Celsius and 250° Celsius. Personnel without Level-3 clearance or higher are restricted from accessing SCP-695-J. Personnel accessing SCP-695-J must be accompanied by no less than 2 Medical Staff specializing in biohazard studies. In the event on a containment breach, the sector in which SCP-695-J is located is to be locked down and MTF Beta-7 units are to be deployed immediately. Any infected staff are to be terminated on sight.
Description: SCP-695-J is a vat of chicken soup contaminated with a lethal bioweapon, which has severely modified SCP-695-J on a molecularly level. The contaminated chicken soup cannot be told apart from uncontaminated chicken soup.
SCP-695-J, upon being consumed, will immediately invade the stomach for a period of approximately 6 hours before seeping into the blood stream. During the period in which SCP-695-J is in the stomach, the subject will experience several symptoms on severe levels. These symptoms include diarrhea, throwing up, stomach pain, coughing, and chills. After invading the blood stream, SCP-695-J will begin killing blood cells and mutating the skin. The skin will begin turning red and breaking out in hives after roughly an hour of SCP-695-J being in the blood stream. Cuts will begin forming in the skin and bleed after approximately 4 hours of SCP-695-J invading the blood stream.
SCP-695-J was initially classified as Euclid upon discovering the bioweapon infesting the soup but would soon be reclassified as Keter following Incident-695-J-A.
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 17:25
Item #: SCP-6XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6XXX is to be contained within a
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 17:19
SCP-6032
Item # SCP-6032
Object Class Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures SCP-6032 is only able to be reached by entering a state of REM sleep after consuming a mixture made of SCP-6032's sap. Due to SCP-6032's Thaumiel status this state is only to be entered by Personnel Class-4 or higher at any time.
Description: SCP-6032 is a 3 m tall Treelike-Humanoid entity with the anomalous ability to locate SCP's before they are created, and track SCP's that already exist. SCP-6032 has two faces paralleling one another, one is male while the other is female. SCP-6032 is capable of speech and has helped foundation personnel on multiple occasions.
SCP-6032's meeting with Doctor. Iro
Doctor.Iro: "Hello SCP-6032!"
SCP-6032's Male head: "Hello Iro, are you well?"
Doctor.Iro: "Yes 6032 I am well, how are you?"SCP-6032's Male head: "we're doing just fine thank you."
SCP-6032's Male head: "Forgive us for asking but may we ask why you're here?"
Doctor.Iro: "I'm afraid I'm here because we need the assistance of you're counterpart…"
SCP-6032's Male head: "Oh we see… very well, we will wake her."
*SCP-6032's Female head Blinks awake as the male head drifts to sleep.*
SCP-6032's Female head: "Ah… It's you"
Doctor.Iro: "Hello SCP-6032, how are you today?"
SCP-6032's Female head: "Spare us the niceties, what do you want of us?"
Doctor.Iro: "very well, I need you to tell me where SCP-███ is."
SCP-6032's Female head: "all you fools ever seem to want of us is "find this" "Track that."
SCP-6032's Female head: "Why doesn't anyone ever ask us for food or a nice bed of leaves?"
Doctor.Iro: "Please just do it."
SCP-6032's Female head: "Fine Iro, have it your way"
*SCP-6032's Female head's eyes turn black and it begins mumbling incomprehensibly.*
SCP-6032's Female head: "SCP-███ is currently heading towards -REDACTED-."
Doctor.Iro: "Thank you."
SCP-6032's Female head: "Leave us now Iro."
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DATE: 12 Jul 2021 14:57
An instance of SCP-XXXX-G
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained in a standard size insect enclosure with a temperate deciduous forest environment. The enclosure for SCP-XXXX must contain mechanical parts from different levels of technology. Plants in the SCP-XXXX are to be replaced weekly, with excess plant litter removed and incinerated. All personnel handling or working with SCP-XXXX must wear Foundation grade insect protection suits. Personnel that have come into direct skin contact with SCP-XXXX must notify the Site Director and enter quarantine.
Description: SCP-XXXX are small insects similar to to the Musca domestica (housefly) The physical make-up of an SCP-XXXX instance is made of a different mechanism, with nine variations recorded.
| Designation | Variation | Description |
|---|---|---|
| SCP-XXXX-A | Sundial | Made of stone, the shadow on its clock is not affected by a light source in any way. |
| SCP-XXXX-B | Pendulum | Grandfather clock shaped. The variation swings left and right when flying. |
| SCP-XXXX-C | Digital | Uses more modern technology with wires and electricity. The loudest variation, it makes the noise of radio static. |
| SCP-XXXX-D | Wristwatch | leather wings and a silver centrepiece. |
| SCP-XXXX-E | Cuckoo | Blockier in shape and louder than the others due to it’s cuckoo mechanism. |
| SCP-XXXX-F | Alarm | Classic alarm clock shape and rings when flying. |
| SCP-XXXX-G | Mechanical | The oldest looking variation, more accurate timekeeping than the others. |
| SCP-XXXX-H | Pocketwatch | Silver or gold in colour, roundest shape and cleanest looking. |
| SCP-XXXX-I | Electric | Plastic gears and cogs instead of metal. |
Each form has the respective time telling device where it's abdomen would be, either on its top or underside. Their bodies are currently under investigation as to whether or not they are alive or merely electricity run. The noise they produce is dependant on the form, SCP-####-F sounding like an alarm clock SCP-####-A having no sound at all. The decibel levels of each one are measured below.
| Designation | dB level |
|---|---|
| SCP-XXXX-A | 0 |
| SCP-XXXX-B | 40 |
| SCP-XXXX-C | 80 |
| SCP-XXXX-D | 10 |
| SCP-XXXX-E | 50 |
| SCP-XXXX-F | 60 |
| SCP-XXXX-G | 40 |
| SCP-XXXX-H | 10 |
| SCP-XXXX-I | 20 |
When an instance of SCP-XXXX comes into contact with an entity, the clock mechanism on its body will begin to increase in speed by 200%. The affected will begin to rapidly age. The speed and severity of this effect depend on the age of the entity and the number of SCP-XXXX instances that are in contact with its body. The more there are the more the body will age, with more instances in contact causing speeding up of the effect. Reports have come in that swarms of SCP-XXXX will reduce a living being to a pile of viscera within minutes of landing on them. The younger they are the more time it will take for them to be destroyed.
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