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DATE: 01 Mar 2021 02:29
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre: Thriller, sorta hard sci-fi
Elevator Pitch: A nearly undetectable and extremely widespread memetic "disease" that spreads via subliminal messages. Its effects mimic non-anomalous abnormal psychology. Most hosts experience violent intrusive thoughts, a small percentage experience personality shifts, and rare cases show signs of schizophrenia. In only a few known cases, the host becomes a “prophet” with the ability to turn any infected person into a fanatical worshipper. Do you sometimes feel a sudden, inexplicable impulse to harm yourself or others? That’s perfectly normal. It is also indistinguishable from the memetophage.
Central Narrative: A researcher is assigned to investigate whether anything anomalous was at work in an incident where a fellow researcher started spouting psychotic flat earth nonsense on the PA system. Progress is slow, and incident reports that were added retroactively to the article due to being overlooked at the time foreshadow the fact that he's on the wrong track and the virus is repeatedly passing right under his nose.
The Foundation eventually identifies the threat and develops a countermeasure, but the false sense of security is shattered by a massive incident affecting thousands of personnel who were thought to have been properly inoculated.
The article ends with instructions to circulate a new inoculation agent in the form of a training video on the difference between potential sightings/leaks, and typical conspiracy theorist garbage. The original researcher is reassigned, and his successor is left to address the fact that there are surely millions of hosts in every civilized nation in the world.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: This will be much more engaging if I can find the writing chops to make the virus’ victims feel both true-to-life and dangerously unhinged. Depicting insane conspiracy theorists as disease vectors and ticking time bombs is definitely not a statement of any kind, but if it was, it would add an interesting element of political allegory.
Additional Notes: If I knew what the hell I was talking about, this would work as actual hard scifi. A literal virus made of information does sort of make sense. I could re-read Snow Crash and see if I hate it less do some research regarding how it would work. It might also be cool to make the epidemiology and psychology more “real.”
Outline and roughing-out follows.
The Boomer Memetophage (working title)
Clearance level: Restricted
Containment rating: Oh Fuck
Disruption class: High Updated X/X/X: OH FUCK
Risk class: Caution
Containment procedures:
IMPORTANT: as of X/X/X, all other preventative procedures are rescinded, only do what’s still in this document
IMPORTANT: as of X/X/X, agent A is to be removed from circulation. Inoculation agent B is effective against all known strains as of X/X/X [experimental reports available from Dr.Whoever] and has no side effects.
Inoculation agent B is to be inserted into PA messages, printed material, and training videos. Foundation personnel who spend more than 3 days without exposure to inoculation-loaded communications are to be given a device that monitors their facial expressions, words, and biometrics and assigned to something where they will rarely talk to anyone for longer than 30 seconds. If they raise no red flags for 5 days, they’re cleared.
Initiatives are being launched to investigate the possibility of SCP-X-1 requiring its own number and/or being connected to a known anomaly or group.
Initiatives are being launched to distribute inoculation agent B via internet and corporate media, see mission reports from Cdr. Whoever. An estimated 20% of the at-risk population is inoculated at any given time.
Researcher note: The problem is that unlike antibodies in your blood, the memetic countermeasures only last until your memory of them deteriorates too far, same reason the contagious period for the virus is so short. We’re only safe because we can be bombarded with it 24/7. It's possible that core personnel are completely immune due to having it baked hard into us via constant repetition, but we've already learned the hard way not to let that give us a false sense of security.
Description:
A self-replicating meme-virus that its hosts spread via subliminal messages in their written, spoken, and digital communications. It is nearly undetectable because its effects mimic non-anomalous abnormal psychology. It may or may not be partially responsible for the resurgence of fringe groups such as (_).
Addendum: Oh yeah, and that whole prophet/activation thing. The wrong Type X host could cause (foundation jargon for world war 3).
Technical stuff
As of present day, there are an estimated [comically long redacted number] of cases worldwide. Watching and listening in person carries the greatest risk, while only listening has a reduced risk and only watching has a minor risk. Hosts unknowingly add the “virus” to all forms of communication, but it needs to be a significant chunk of text, a longish speech, or two minutes of face to face verbal interaction. Transmission via Youtube is possible but amount of exposure needed varies greatly. Unlike a real disease, carriers of SCP-X never develop immunity and remain contagious if continually exposed and repeatedly re-infected. If not re-infected for 24 hours, "pathogen" load begins to decrease. After three days without re-infection, most hosts are no longer contagious. However, hosts that are repeatedly exposed and re-infected can remain contagious for more than two weeks.
97.7% Type A (mild): All hosts experience new or increased intrusive thoughts of violence, and mild personality changes such as reduced energy. 97% of patients fully recover from the symptoms if not re-infected. An estimated 5% of type A hosts are at risk of escalating to type B if continuously exposed over a long period of time.
2.1% Type B (serious): Hosts experience any or all of the following symptoms: New or increased intrusive thoughts, decreased cognitive ability, depression, panic attacks, narcolepsy, and sexual dysfunction. All type B hosts experience significant personality changes and antisocial behavior, usually narcissism and self-isolation. 55% of patients fully recover from the symptoms if not re-infected. An estimated 25% of type B hosts are at risk of escalating to type C if continuously exposed over a long period of time
0.2% Type C: All hosts experience radical personality changes, paranoia, hallucinations, and delusions consistent with non-anomalous schiziophrenia. During the contagious period, Less than 1% of patients fully recover from the symptoms.
Type X: There are three known cases of hosts who exhibit periods of lucidity, surges of social confidence, and highly specific delusions that are not consistent with any medical or psychological diagnosis. All known cases of contact between type X hosts and other infected persons causes the following anomalous effects (see reports):
Host activation: Any type A, B, or C host that comes into contact with a type X will experience feelings of euphoria, increased capacity for violence, and fanatical loyalty to the type X host. There are no confirmed cases of hosts displaying activation symptoms except after coming into contact with a Type X host. Activation increases the time needed for a host to recover and return to normal by a minimum of 30 days.
It has been observed to mutate in much the same way as a virus, so it’s possible that it arose naturally. Based on current information, the first human infection probably occurred between 1998 and 2004, either that or it was born an indeterminate amount of time ago and conditions in the early to mid 00s allowed for its pandemic explosion. The internet and 9/11 could have created the conditions for its creation as well as its explosion. The fact that it can be replicated whole days later without being distorted by memory sounds like anomalous behavior rather than strictly memetic, which raises the possibility that it was created by the beings that hosts claim to be able to see (SCP-X-1).
REPORTS OUTLINE:
2007 (retroactively identified): Crazy doomsayer investigated as possible SCP sighting. Conclusion: Waste of time.
2009 (retroactively identified): Crazy doomsayer investigated as possible leak. Retroactive: May have been activated. Conclusion: Waste of time.
2011 (retroactively identified): SCP employee becomes crazy doomsayer, apprehended due to being a potential leak. Conclusion: Non-anomalous but caused by exposure to an anomaly with known psychoactive effects.
Early 2014: SCP employee becomes crazy doomsayer. Researcher-kun assigned to investigate possible causes just in case it was caused by an SCP.
Late 2014: Civilian employee connected to the same facility starts saying suspiciously similar-sounding things. Retroactive: May have been caused by a type X that he came into contact with in his civilian life. Researcher-kun comes up with a bogus theory re: common factor causing an SCP (an actual one, preferably) to affect the minds of the people in the 2011 and 2014 incidents.
Early 2015 (retroactively identified): SCP employee at a location on the other side of the planet goes postal. Conclusion: Happens all the time.
Late 2015: Another host is detained (this makes two) and proper tests can be done for the first time. Researcher-kun identifies markers for the infection, and realizes that it’s something transmitted from person to person like a disease. A new SCP is registered and preventative measures against spread via face to face talking are hastily put into place.
Early 2016: A small, localized Jonestown event that will be retroactively recognized as being caused by an X-class. Researcher-kun is notified, causing him to change his assumptions. He realizes the existence of mild cases, and sees that everyone is in danger. “Okay, so here’s where we went wrong: All of our so-called control group had a mild form. The severe case markers are a lot more pronounced. Some insane number of personnel were affected. Who knows how many times this thing passed right under our noses, how many incidences of personnel going postal or becoming madmen were caused by this?” Most of this article is written. Additional countermeasures and precautions against the spread are developed and deployed. It is completely effective. A sign of relief is breathed. Researcher-kun is promoted.
20XX (retroactively added): Crazy doomsayer investigated as possible SCP sighting. Conclusion: Waste of time.
20XX (retroactively added): D-class at a faraway location becomes crazy doomsayer. Honestly it’s a miracle that anyone bothered recording the incident.
20XX: Researcher-kun returns home from an assignment on the other side of the planet, and upon entering his home facility he tests positive for the virus. He is quarantined and inoculated without incident. “How fucking long has it been since I had to do anything except sign off on access to my work on this damn thing? Four years? Five?”
New entry: Someone from Researcher-kun’s site massively distributes an audio recording that causes an awakening effect on thousands of employees across sites XX, XX, XX, XX, XX, and XX. All of the affected personnel were infected, including Researcher-kun himself. 20% of contagious Type A hosts, 3% of inert Type A hosts, and 99% of both contagious and inert Type B hosts were affected.
Researcher-kun is relieved of his post, demoted, and reassigned. His successor starts investigating the possibility of a new strain, and he finds one, but that’s not what caused the incident. The inoculation agent had been a failure all along.
[attached: distribute this to all personnel at all sites. It’s the new inoculation agent, embedded in a training video about how to tell the difference between sightings and crazy conspiracy theorists.]
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DATE: 01 Mar 2021 02:08
Item #: SCP-J-911
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Containment is currently impossible as SCP-J-911 disappears 5 seconds after taking someone's penis and even if contained during that time, it still teleports to an unknown location.
Description: SCP-J-911, also known as the Penis Taker is a Caucasian male at the age of 70-80 years old. It is always seen wearing glasses and a white polo shirt. Formerly, the Penis Taker, according to potential family, was known as Joseph Reynolds. It's anomalies started manifesting in the year 2010 when it was caught on CCTV making someone's penis fall through their pants onto the ground. The entity grabbed the penis, turned into dust and disappeared. The method to summon SCP-J-911 has been recently discovered. One must say "Oh Lucifer, my dark lord, I want him to take (insert the victim's name)'s penis." 5 minutes after the ritual, the Penis Taker will appear behind the victim and take their penis. If the victim is female or has been attacked before, nothing will happen. SCP-J-911 sometimes uses a knife with a red handle to cut off the victim's penis.
Addendum: It is unknown what the entity does with the penises as putting a camera on the penis of a D-Class personell made it evaporate with the penis and the man.
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DATE: 01 Mar 2021 02:01
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is contained in empty land 8m x 7m. With 5 CCTV cameras around the area. While 3 guards monitoring, 1 Task Force was called for emergency as requested.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an adult deer with 6.2 m height. When he drink or eat, someone within a 3m radius will attempt to kill themselves or kill another person. But, it's not effecting to animals. If any subject try to interact with bare hand, it will die within 5 minute.
Human subjects will have the mistaken belief that he will die. But, it was can recover it. Just get a small apple, then eat it.
The SCP made mind affecting. But, never has containment breach. Good deer.
~Dr. Cloudy
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 18:22
Item #: SCP-6132 " infinite chocolate milk "
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The cell is to be constructed
out of stainless steel and is to be 2x2x2 meters large.
The walls between the layers of the stainless steel walls are to be
made out of mimetic reflecting material.
The people that absorbed the chocolate milk out of the glass bottle must be interrogated.
Anyone not showing up at their stations is to be searched for in that sector if not in that sector(s)
then the search mission is to be canceled.
Description: The chocolate milk is in the dutch, the brand name
is [REDACTED] the brand has no known data or date of making this specific
glass bottle chocolate milk, once it is not looked at the entity, duplicates
the same liquid it is unknown how the entity does this. The bottle is 1 decimetre long is 5 centimeters wide. The entity seems to have a mimetic effect on people, the affected person has a strong will to drink out of the glass bottle, the affected person will go in a "drinking" state and will drink until their abdominal zones start bursting until they die.
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 17:35
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: scp-bididididididididdididididdiidididididi move it all
Object Class: PRO
Special Containment Procedures: [there is a YouTube channel called sebee, with the usernames of 23sebee, stronglikbull, thefishenthusiast, and the best is the legendary friknob. you have to keep them in the best containment cell ever, because one is a god 23sebee, one is as strong as a bull(stronglikbull), one is a fish enthusiast, and one is the legendary friknob (a frikking person + a door knob). friknob does not need oxygen to survive.]
Description: [one of the first encounters with these people was the friknob riding a lawnmower speeding at 25 mph on an express freeway in westover city. he was trying to get people to race his lawnmower. he was so fast that traffic kept of hitting the back of his lawnmower. causing 12 fatalities in traffic accidents. he started taking the proffesion of opening and closing doors for 20 years, then he was transported to the asylum where he attacked the guards with a ak-47 and caused 2 people to die. soon he had caused a mass riot. afterwards he wanted an exam to show why he was not supposed to be in the mental asylum. he tried but failed to get an exam. so he charges the place with a LMG and ripped 6 people died. he get an exam and he was released after paying 999 trillion dollar fine on accident.]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 16:47
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5189
Object Class: SafeSpecial Containment Procedures: SCP-5189 is located within a specially built pen, the diameter of the pen is as follows; 50x50x25 meter enclosure, grass is to be maintained at a height of no more then 50cm and feeding will be commenced on every 3rd day. This pen is to be monitored by two Class D Personnel at all times via the two way glass and live feed cameras. On pen cleaning and maintenance a sedative should be used within carcass.
Description: Resembling a black wolf, SCP-5189 also has several purple markings over her body. She is averaged size comparable to a normal wolf, however has larger muscle mass and increased amounts of fur during the winter. During summer this thick fur is reduced to half length by unknown means.
Intelligence Test - 05:12:2017
Subject: SCP-5189
Procedure: Hiding meat carcasses within increasing difficulty puzzle boxes.
Results: SCP-5189 accessed all puzzle boxes and berated researchers due to low challenge of each puzzle box.
Analysis: Will proceed to Interviewing stage due to established sentience. Established SCP-5189 understands basic literacy skills and not hostile towards Research staff.
Interview Log - Alpha - 07:12:2017
Interviewer: Dr. Alice Smith
Interviewee: SCP-5189
[Start of recoding]
Dr. Alice Smith: Hello I'm Doctor Alice Smith. Researcher of site-19. I've come to evaluate the intelligence of SCP-5189 and evaluate it's object class and intentions after its displayed sentient during the Intelligence tests. I…
SCP-5189: You like to talk don't ya. Reminds me of scruff, he liked to talk my ears off. You mind going elsewhere if you want to mock my intelligence.
Dr. Alice Smith: You can hear me through the glass? It's meant to be soundproof. I..
SCP-5189: There you go again presuming your right. You know what assuming does?
*Pause in the conversation as Alice shuffles some papers and sits back down*
Dr. Alice Smith: Did you want to participate in the interview or expostulate
SCP-5189: Can't I do both? Ask a question and I will chose to answer it or not.
Dr. Alice Smith: You were found sniffing around site-19 west perimeter gate and..
SCP-5189: I take offence at that
Dr. Alice Smith: What?
SCP-5189: Sniffing. I was actually scenting for a friend of mine
*Brief pause as more papers are shuffled*
Dr. Alice Smith: Can I continue?
SCP-5189: Please. Just have a little respect. I might look like a wolf but I'm more intelligent that that
Dr. Alice Smith: You were found Scenting around site-19 west perimeter gate and on capture you were brought here. Who were you looking for, another wolf?
SCP-5189: No
*pause as Alice waits for further clarification from SCP-5189*
Dr. Alice Smith: Can you expand more about who you were looking for then
SCP-5189: Like I said, I will either answer the question or not. I wasn't looking for a wolf. I was looking for someone else that you have here. A acquaintance of sorts.
Dr. Alice Smith: You've not answered the question. What do they look like.
SCP-5189: Don't you dare ask me that question again.
Dr. Alice Smith: Where are you going? We are not done here!
*Interview terminated. SCP-5189 has walked away from the glass and is pretending to sleep. Displaying agitated and increased heart rate despite being 'asleep'*
Interview Log - Beta- 10:12:2017
Interviewer: Dr. Alice Smith
Interviewee: SCP-5189
[Start of recoding]
Dr. Alice Smith: Did you want to try again in another interview SCP-5189?
SCP-5189: Sure, just ask a question. Not the last question you asked.
Dr. Alice Smith: Do you prefer being called SCP-5189 or you got another name you prefer?
SCP-5189: I got many names. You can call me what you want, long as the food isn't late. I don't mind. Most call me Taiyo
Dr. Alice Smith: Taiyo is easier then SCP-5189
SCP-5189: Then just call me Taiyo
*Note: SCP-5189 will be referred as Taiyo in future interviews and notes*
Dr. Alice Smith: So Taiyo, do you mind if I ask who you were looking for?
Taiyo: Nope. It was a French guy with a bird mask. I call him Frency
*notes the description and will try to identify if anyone fits that description within site-19*
Dr. Alice Smith: You speak French?
Taiyo: Oui
Dr. Alice Smith: Lovely. Why didn't you want to tell me this before? You cut the interview off and went to sleep.
Taiyo: I thought you were asking about something else. My mistake.
Dr. Alice Smith: What did you think I was asking about?
*Pause for several minutes*
Taiyo: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Dr. Alice Smith: Not really, I had a religious upbringing but didn't take it too seriously.
Taiyo: Good. Well I was thinking you were asking about something that could have caused the next Adam and Eve exiting Eden event.
Dr. Alice Smith: That's not very reassuring. I'm got more questions than answers now.
Taiyo: Lets just say. There are demons and Angels. Some are from the sky, some are from the underground. The more you know about a particular one the more likely your life will be in danger.
Dr. Alice Smith I see. Are you one of..
Taiyo: Yes
Dr. Alice Smith Which one are you? A Angel or Demon?
Taiyo: That sort of question won't help you.
Dr. Alice Smith Why not?
Taiyo: If I wished you harm then I wouldn't openly admit it, If I didn't wish you harm then I would also state no ill intentions.
Dr. Alice Smith I see. I think this is a good time to end the interview. Thank you Taiyo.
*Interview terminated- senior researcher contacted due to developments from this interview*
Interview Log - Gamma- 04:01:2018
Interviewer: Dr. Alice Smith
Interviewer: Dr. Theron Sherman
Interviewee: SCP-5189
[Start of recoding]
Dr. Alice Smith: Hello Taiyo I've brought a colleague with me today. Dr. Theron Sherman will be conducting the interview, I will let you start Dr. Theron
Dr. Theron Sherman: I've been reading these files and tapes that Dr. Alice has sent me. I'm disturbed by the context. SCP-5189 what's your relationship with SCP-049?
SCP-5189: Call me Taiyo, I insist. I don't know what the SCP-049 is
*Dr. Theron Sherman shows SCP-5189 a picture of SCP-049*
SCP-5189: Yes that's Frency. Or you're SCP-049
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 14:43
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6000 is to be contained in a titanium box that is 10 feet tall and 10 feet wide with 10 layers of titanium.
Description: SCP-6000 is a humanoid lizard that has the strength of 1 ton in it's fists. SCP-6000 has hatred towards D-Class Personnel for unknown reasons, though it is friendly to the staff. Also, every time we try to get a picture SCP-6000 destroys the camera. SCP-6000 is 6'11" tall and 3 feet wide. SCP-6000 also knows SCP-682, maybe they are related to each other.
Addendum:
The "Bright" Incident:
This adds a new rule for Dr. Bright, no more duplicating SCPs and turning the duplicate one into a female or male so the original one and the duplicated one don't have babies, because you did that with SCP-6000 and they broke out. Also, do not give SCP-6000 to… which SCP? Oh yeah, that was 682, just don't do it again. We don't remember what happened but just don't do it again ok?
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 04:09
Item #:SCP-XXXX
Containment Class:Safe
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-XXXX must be contained in a glass cube of length 18 cm. The top side of the cube must be open for testing, no other containment procedures necessary.
Description:SCP-XXXX is a Mc Donald Big Mac burger . The creator of SCP-XXXX is still unknown. SCP-XXXX shows no special abilities until SCP-XXXX is eaten by a Human .When SCP-XXXX is eaten by a human being it gives the human abnormal abilities. Though the powers only last for a month .
The following are the powers received to humans after eating SCP-XXXX
- The ability to walk through solids
- The ability to fly
- Immunity to any inflicted damage
- The ability to read minds
- The ability to teleport anywhere
It is has been notified that after eating SCP-XXXX the eater will vomits a piece of paper which is not affected by any action of the eater
Any D-class personal who eat SCP-XXXX will be assigned a number after "Eater#"
Appendix:1
Eater#1
Abnormality acquired:Invisibility on will
Paper notes received:
Appendix:1
Hello SCP Foundation, I am what you call me as SCP-XXXX and well my real name is Ze but I am not here to have a conversation I am here to give you intel about our creators and our destroyers well I am no believer in god but in fact this a truth. I am contacting you from the realm of our creators and I have good news and bad news .The good news is that our creators will not destroy us but the bad news is they are the same beings who created all the SCPs and I cannot say no to the fact that SCPs are the reason why this world is still in balance and if all SCPs are destroyed by your foundation all of humanity will go extinct in your universe
Appendix:2
Eater#2
Abnormality acquired:Super Speed
Paper notes received:
Hello again, I have kept an eye on you and I feel like as if the creators are watching us and from now on I will send text in a coded manner so to not rise suspicion.
I will send in different text form for now i will only tell our creators name in this form
Headvector
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 01:48
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-6023
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6023 is kept on a tall cell
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 28 Feb 2021 01:28
Item #: SCP-6022
Object Class: Keter Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6022 is kept on a locked cell with no windows and cameras.
Description: SCP-6022 is an unknown entity which if you look at it you get [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-6022 were discovered on an abandoned house by a group of investigators in the residence of ██████.
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