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Hello Everyone my name is Dr.Coke and we are doing a Q&A for SCP-038.
so starting on:
Q:What do you use SCP-038 for?
A:I use it to mostly duplicate keycards and pizza and coke but I always keep getting lower versions of it for the pizza I get soggy pizza and for the coke I get Diet Coke but I guess its fair.
Q:Have you used SCP-038 to clone SCPS?
A:Yes! I have I tried to clone SCP-860 but I just got a ordinary key that happened same with SCP-005
And yes I will try to clone SCP-1123 but I need the damn ring but I mostly will get a shit skull that won't do any fucking things.
Q:Why are you gay?
A:How does this relate with the shit we're talking about?
Q:How does SCP-038 clone stuff?
A:Like how a normal apple tree grows stuff.
Q:Have you ever cloned yourself?
A:No I will always go there with a radiation suit.
Q:Touch it with 420-J.
A:I think that's just gonna give me a cigarette..
Q:What do you find SCP-038 useful for?
A: Absolutely nothing cause it make shit versions of the item.
Q:Throw SCP-682 at it.
A:Fuck no.
Q:Have you ever tried to clone a apple?
A:No but it grows apples sometimes.
Q:Make a SCP-178-1 instance touch it.
A:Thats gonna be no cause I will die I agitate them.
Q:Try to get a Sleep Killer (SCP-966) to touch it.
A:No we can't risk them having a female as they can mate and possibly multiply.
Q:Kill yourself.
A:No.
Q:Try cloning SCP-207!
A:Probably just gonna give me meth or Coca Cola.
Q:How fat are you?
A:Alot.
Q:Clone SCP-031 (What Is Love?)
A:No what the hell is wrong with these people. I am not gonna clone a sponge that can disguise as my love of my life.
Q:SCP-079 clone it!
A:No I'm not gonna get a CPU that is shit.
Q:Eat SCP-330 3 times!
A:This shit is getting weird I'm leaving.
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