SCP information.

Title 1

[EXPUNGED] SCP-008 clearance level: O5 Omni
object class: Euclid Keter
Name: Zombie virus

Title 2

SCP-682
Object class: Keter
Clearance level: 5 or higher.
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SCP-001
Object class: Apollyon
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It's located at [REDACTED] In [EXPUNGED].
What? why is it [REDACTED] It's not [REDACTED].
It's in [EXPUNGED]. WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS EVERYTHING I SAY [REDACTED] OR [EXPUNGED]?
Ok SCP-001 is located in site-[EXPUNGED]
STOP IT [EXPUNGED]. STOP [EXPUNGED]
Seriously? Site-[EXPUNGED]
O5 [EXPUNGED] come [EXPUNGED].
Wow. it's [EXPUNGED] everything I [REDACTED].
Seriously? stop [REDACTED] everything I say.
Ok. Here you [CLASSIFIED].
Oh my god. Now it [CLASSIFIED] when I say something?
STOP [CLASSIFIED] everything I say!
[DATA EXPUNGED] FUCK! STOP IT [CLASSIFIED] STOP [DATA REDACTED]!
[DATA EXPUNGED]! STOP [CLASSIFIED].
DAMN [EXPUNGED]!
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Hello. I am [REDACTED]. Jesus, stop [REDACTED] My name! SERIOUSLY? STOP [EXPUNGED]!

Title 1

Hello, my name is [REDACTED]. WHY? Also, I am located at site-[EXPUNGED]

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I am [REDACTED]. STOP [REDACTED] My name! STOP SERIOUSLY! [EXPUNGED] [DATA REDACTED]! STOP [EXPUNGED]! Ugh it keeps on doing this. It thinks I am [CLASSiFIED]. Which I am, but not that [CLASSIFIED]. I mean, I ain't O5 council or anything. SO why bother [REDACTED] My name and other stuff I say huh? I am not that [CLASSIFIED]. SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS AUTO [CLASSIFIED]! BE QUITE! LET ME [DATA EXPUNGED]! I cannot talk or type any more because of that dumb fucking cunt ass auto [CLASSIFIED]. Hey, SHUT THE FUCK UP [EXPUNGED]! Oh my god it did it again didn't it? FUCK [DATA EXPUNGED]! Please stop. I am done with this why can't I fucking talk? I am allowed to [EXPUNGED]. WHY? What's wrong with me talking? [DATA REDACTED] fuck. I cannot type anymore because of that dumbass [REDACTED] thing near me that auto does this fucking stuff. Ok, let me try again. Hello I am Dr. ███████████ WHAT? NO! It did it again. Well This SCP is located at site-113. FINALLY! you fucking let me good job. Now I can officially talk. thank you. you thing that auto [REDACTED] stuff. THANKS. Most of the SCPS are located in facilities or sites we call them. We either call them sites or facilities.
However, most of them contain a lot of SCPS. One of them contains SCP-049, I do not know which one it is, but it is one of the facilities or sites. There is only one SCP-049 but he creates these zombie looking creatures called SCP-049-2. He says they are "cured of the pestilence". WHICH They are clearly not. He turned those poor corpses into zombie creatures. He says the "Pestilence" is killing more people when it is actually humans. what does he mean by the "Pestilence"? Is he referencing the bubonic plague? Or Ebola? We don't know. What we do know what's he doing is actually trying to help the foundation. But clearly he is not if he is creating these zombie like creatures called SCP-049-2 We terminate them instantly if they attack any of our staff. He is cooperative with us. He is now keter. Not Euclid. He is object class: Keter Euclid Ok class D 3932
class-D 3932: Ok I will go in.
SCP-049: Oh a human test subject. Ok sir, I will ask you a few questions is that ok?
D-3932: Ok.
SCP-049: Ok good answers. *touches throat*
D-3932: *dies*
Dr.[REDACTED] Oh dear. I should Of known this would of happened.
SCP-049: *performs surgery on the corpse*
SCP-049: He is now cured of the Pestilence.
Dr.[REDACTED] oh, A SCP-049-2 instance.
Security guard: Ok time to terminate the SCP-049-2 instance.
*The instance attacks guard*
Security Guard: *shoots down*
Security guard: Instance terminated.
SCP-049: That was a good surgery. Thank you Dr.[REDACTED].
Dr.[REDACTED]: Your welcome SCP-049.
SCP-049: Yeah That study was good, I put it in my journal. Specifically In my black doctors bag. where my tools and instruments is.
Typical surgery tools. [REDACTED] Tools.
Dr.[REDACTED] So their [EXPUNGED] tools?
SCP-049: Yes but they are [REDACTED]. Basically censored out. I do not know why they censored out my tools.
Dr.[REDACTED] They did it so they don't want anyone to know what kind of tools they are.
SCP-049: Oh that makes sense now. I see why they [REDACTED] My tools. SO, they do not want anybody to know what kind of tools I have in my black doctor's bag? But I know.
Dr.[REDACTED]: Yes you know, I know and the O5 knows. Only we know. SO DO NOT TELL SCP-035 your old friend ok?
SCP-049: Ok I will not.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: Ok, now we need to talk about this "Pestilence". Is it the bubonic plague?
SCP-049: I do not know what that is. Is it a disease of some sort?
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: Yes it's a disease like this "pestilence" your talking about. But people actually died from the bubonic plague. I do not see people die from this "pestilence" you are talking about.
SCP-049: that is because people are being lucky. I will make the most efficient cure. That will cure this scourge.
Dr.[EXPUNGED] WHAT SCOURGE?
SCP-049: you do not know what the scourge is? IT'S the Pestilence!
Dr.[EXPUNGED] Oh, the "pestilence" We need you to explain it right now or you get more restrictions to your containment.
SCP-049: All that is in my journal. However, I cannot tell you what's in my journal for personal reasons.
Dr.[EXPUNGED] TELL US!
SCP-049: I had enough of you! *touches throat*
Dr.[EXPUNGED] AHH! *dies*
SCP-049: *does surgery on his corpse*
Mobile task force: Ok your going back to your containment. *shoots scp 049-2 instance*
SCP-049: Ok. I will.
SCP-049: *goes back into containment*
SCP-049: Well I am back into my cell underneath the facility I guess. Well this is gonna be boring as hell. Oops. I cussed.
My bad I guess. I shouldn't have cussed. That's what I don't do *sigh* Great the first time I cussed in forever. Oh yeah I cussed like 292,000 years ago.
SCP-049: Oh ok, I am back in my containment underground beneath the facility again with nothing but my tools. I was first found at my house a few years ago. That's how I got here because I agreed to come here without fighting. I should of knew I was gonna get contained. At first I thought I wasn't getting contained but I did. I guess this is how it works here. They contain any SCPS. Why do they let SCP-999 roam freely around the facility but not me?
Mobile task force: Because he is friendly and safe however, he goes to his cell at night.
SCP-049: Oh. That is why. I am considered Euclid Keter right?
SCP-049: Oh they changed me to keter. I wonder why. Is it because of my touch or how dangerous I am? I ain't that dangerous am I?
Hmm. Ok back to performing surgery on this corpse. *continues surgery*
Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]: Ok SCP-049, I am here to interview you.
SCP-049: Oh… Another Dr.
Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]: So, why did you kill Dr.[EXPUNGED]?
SCP-049: He had the Pestilence so I cured him.
Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]: He was perfectly Healthy! Why would you kill him?
SCP-049: As I said, he had the pestilence. He wasn't healthy at all. He tried to get me to talk about my journal work.
Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]: So? you should of told him. You are restricted from coming outside your containment for 3 weeks.
SCP-049: But I can make the perfect cure if you let me! I can cure the PESTILENCE! Because I am the cure.
Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]: Yeah right. Guards, take him to his cell.
SCP-049: *sigh* Ok I will go. It will be boring.
SCP-049: Finally done with the surgery. I have made the perfect cure for the Pestilence.
SCP-049: I have done the perfect surgery and I have perfected the cure. Now I will give the body some of my humor fluids to make sure the body doesn't reject the cure. Perfect he is now cured.
Mobile task force: How would you cure humanity with that? It's not even human!
SCP-049: It's a cure. For the pestilence. Many will die still if I do not cure humanity.
Mobile task force: That thing you made is a zombie! I need to terminate it this instant.
SCP-049: ATTACK THE MTF!
Mobile task force: *shoots down SCP-049-2 instance*
SCP-049: Oh no. He is dead… Oh well. I can cure another one.
Dr[EXPUNGED]: Ok start the testing.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: D-4932 go in.
D-4932: Ok.
SCP-049: Hello D-4932. I am gonna ask you some medical questions. Please answer them honestly.
D-4932: Ok.
SCP-049: Good answers. Now… *touches D-4932's throat*
D-4932: *dies*
SCP-049: Now I will perform this crude surgery to cure him of the pestilence he has.
SCP-049: *performs surgery*
SCP-049: He is now cured.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: I knew this would happen again.
Security guard: Ok I will terminate the instance. *shoots instance*
SCP-049
Object class: Euclid Keter
His touch kills. anything in one touch. He should be keter. However, he cooperates with the foundation. But He is still dangerous. I consider him as Keter. Euclid He isn't Euclid anymore. He is officially keter for now on.
SCP-049: I am the cure. I will cure you.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: No I am not getting touched by you.
SCP-049: Yes you are.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: NO I AM NOT!
SCP-049: I am gonna cure you.
Dr.[EXPUNGED]: Security GET HIM!
Security guards: Ok. *re-contains*
Security guards: Ok he is re-contained.
SCP-049: Oh god damn it. I fucking go god damned re-contained. this is the fucking 5500 time I failed to escape the fucking facility! It´s impossible to fucking escape this god damn fucking place! I am still bored in here as usual.