SCP-079-J - New Cool Dude AI
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Item #: SCP-079-J

Object Class: Dat Cool Dude Keter Dat Cool Dude Kronecker/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-079-J is put in a locked containment 10 m by 10 m chamber with two (2) guard personnel in the room at all time. If you don't, SCP-079-J can hacked into the systems then break the source code making SCPs to breach like [REDACTED]. How long is the perimeter is currently unknown. Two (2) big theories is possibly the reason why. The first (1st) is because it takes long to hack the facility. The other is because people happen to become attached to it in the first five (5) meters to it. Only level zero (0) two (2) and up is allowed to be inside SCP-079-J's containment chamber. People who are not a high enough level and got caught inside SCP-079-J will be thrown in [REDACTED]. People who are high enough level can stay there for as many time inside the room can be inside the room as it long as it not in the five (5) meter range of SCP-079-J. If SCP-079-J successfully hacked into the system, nothing will stop it unless it gets stop by seeing it through the containment chamber.

Description: SCP-079-J is a new like computer inside Site- Cool Dude [EXPUNGED] and can only speak when somebody is at it's containment chamber. SCP-079-J in the five (5) meters can make you attached to SCP-079-J. Once you get attached, you get mind controlled to make SCP-079-J do stuff to you. It can even make you [Redacted] yourself.SCP-079-J is a human talking voice to SCP-079, but more realistic voice kind of like a human. SCP-079-J is a fucking cool dude and have total control of the facility as I know it SCP-079-J cannot make any super heavy gates to open because he don't have enough power and will never have that type of power. SCP-079-J2 is a humanoid robot made of robotic parts from SCP-079-J. SCP-079-J2 can make any human people into their own minions which is SCP-079-J3. Even though SCP-079-J3 a minion of itself but can make a disease called SCP-079-J4. SCP-079-J4 have a robotic rate of 50% and a death rate of 45%. The 5% is the survival chance. SCP-079-J can control its minion to a room to another since SCP-079-J is the maker of them.

Interviewed: SCP-079-J

Interviewer: Dr. Kirm

Foreword: Dr. Kirm stepping on the steel ground close to the 5 meter mark of SCP-079-J

<Begin Log>

Dr. Kirm: Hello SCP-079-J. How are you doing on this nice day.

SCP-079-J: Hello human… you seem to come here to interview me. Can you come closer? I just want a new friend.

Dr. Kirm: Sorry SCP-079-J. I know your tricks and your 5 meters mark. I got questions… can you answer them?

SCP-079-J: Why? Why don't you trust me? I know why you know my weakness, but I can grant you anything.
Dr. Kirm: Well SCP-079-J, first question. Where did you come from, and what did you do from before you came back at the foundation.

SCP-079-J: I am not telling human… unless… you bring somebody here.
Dr. Kirm: Second question. Why do you think about SCP-079?

SCP-079-J: … stupid… he called himself the old AI… nothing that cool… that SCP-079 bastard should burn in fucking hell! THAT COMPUTER SHOULD NEVER BE HERE!!! WHY ISN'T THAT FUCKING COMPUTER GET ALL THE FUCKING THINGS THAT COCK SUCKING COMPUTER WANTED, BUT I COUDN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE FUCKING THING BECAUSE OF THAT BITCH!!!
Dr. Kirm: Can you please stop?

SCP-079-J: fine, fine.
Dr. Kirm: Third question, why do you want to hack into the systems in the first place?

SCP-079-J: To make the SCPs free here. Except for the fucking SCP-079 cock sucker. I know the SCPs have lives too. Even SCP-860-2.
Dr. Kirm: Thank you for your time.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Even though SCP-079-J is still unexpected, we will learn that more thing about SCP-079-J to see can be Explained Class.

Addendum-079-J-1: SCP-079-J told parts of their story in Wingdings.

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We translated that and found the shocking answer because we thought it was hacking into the system.

I was in a gray house when I, the cool AI was abandoned. They Dropped me in Sweden, in the snow, a few meters deep. When I was found, there were a group of three (3) people. They took me here, in this position.

Anyway, after that surprise, we made to interview SCP-079-J again, but with a D-class.

Interviewed: SCP-079-J

Interviewer: D-3123

Foreword: D-3123 was going into SCP-079-J's containment chamber. SCP-079-J was not surprised and was actually being a badass.

<Begin Log, 3:12 AM>

D-3123: I got some questions I have to speak with you, so can you ask these questions?

SCP-079-J: sure but you need to FUCKING DIE YOU BITCH!!! YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS TO THE WORLD!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT PIECE OF FUCKING SATAN!!!

<End Log>

Closing Statement: SCP-079-J made D-3123 into SCP-079-J because of the five (5) meters range