SCP-149-J - SCP Sandbox III

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SCP-149-J

Object class: Dumb Cunt

Special containment procedures: Just whack these little fuckers down before they get t'ya, you'll be alrighty mate.

Description: SCP-149-J is a bloody fucken mozzie cunt that keeps stinging me arse off at night when I'm drinking and binge-watching Home and Away on the verandah like I always fucken do.

Addendum: SCP-149-J fucken stinged me arse off the tosser, so I fucken slapped him down and I got fucken blood n' shit all over my fucken shoulder the bastard. Lock that cunt up in Site-45 the dumb cunt.

Addendum 2: Fucken mozzie cunt gave me aids from a kangaroo the cunt, I can tell its a kangaroo because I can bounce 2 feet higher than I could cos I'm a fucken fat cunt, and now I'm a fucken fat cunt with kangaroo aids.

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